5D Diplomacy with Multiverse Time-Travel.

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  • @OliverLugg
    @OliverLugg 19 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +11789

    When I sacrificed my free time last summer to make 5D Diplomacy, I was driven by the desire to see Valefisk break it and his friends with my creation. Am I proud of the suffering I inflicted upon you all? I don't know.

    • @yellowmarkers
      @yellowmarkers 18 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +392

      Oliver Lugg - Mass Extinction Odyssey

    • @Hazel-Olivia
      @Hazel-Olivia 18 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +155

      I have been waiting on this for 4 months❤

    • @prototypelq8574
      @prototypelq8574 18 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +151

      Olver, maybe you don't know if you should feel proud about this or not, but I, and I wager most listeners, certainly do. You're a mad scientist

    • @man-eatingtapir1049
      @man-eatingtapir1049 18 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +96

      Your time was well spent based purely on the dopamine and mad cackling I let out when I saw the title alone. Thank you for your contribution to the human pursuit of madness and chaos.

    • @nathaniellazo5912
      @nathaniellazo5912 18 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +16

      This looks fuckin AWESOME!!
      I'd want to play... WAIT!! You can?! Hell yah!!

  • @LHC47
    @LHC47 12 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +943

    oh boy, I can't wait for 5D Settlers of Catan with Multiverse Time-Travel: where you can use resources to build, trade with other players, and send multiple bandits using different timelines :)

    • @satibel
      @satibel 9 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +17

      7 wonders might work too?
      uno with points would work. (how about chemicards aka uno amalgam?)
      5 year campaign of 5d arkham horror with multiverse time travel.

    • @gideon903
      @gideon903 8 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +27

      longest road goes through three timelines and into the past

    • @useless4692
      @useless4692 7 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +3

      5D cursed catan, with a 5D war for catan

    • @Setupthemabomb
      @Setupthemabomb 6 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +6

      Thus, The 5D Board Game with Multiverse Time-Travel Genre is born
      What Next?
      Risk would be pretty straightforward to implement
      Monopoly would just be utter chaos
      WH40k would be.... just WH40k

    • @SneedRemembrancer
      @SneedRemembrancer 5 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      Oh sweet mother of god

  • @BagofBeans1
    @BagofBeans1 18 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +4675

    99% of Diplomats quit before they make the new timeline that allows them to win

    • @randorider4447
      @randorider4447 15 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +83

      After CNA comes out next week (I have no clue how you play it for reference), to make it more hellish they play 5D CNA

    • @gingerinajacket8519
      @gingerinajacket8519 15 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +75

      @@randorider4447 The game already takes 10 years to play. 5D CNA is the kind of thing where it might as well be generational.

    • @placeholderdoe
      @placeholderdoe 14 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      @@gingerinajacket8519physical 5D CNA, where you have a unique board for every timeline

    • @ksjdfknes
      @ksjdfknes 14 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +54

      5D CNA is equivalent to playing the Horus Heresy in real time.

    • @balinthehater8205
      @balinthehater8205 14 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@gingerinajacket8519 from what I heard, that might not even be an exaggeration

  • @arcalranem
    @arcalranem 13 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +943

    Near as I can tell, there are 2 main strats for 5D Diplomacy.
    You have the "Shotgun Guerillas" strat, where you split off multiple timelines and try to claim different supply points in each. This is the strat Chamber used, and allowed him to collect lots of victory points even though he never held a significant portion if the map.
    Then you have the "Terminator" strat, where you focus hard on one timeline, and continually bring in new units from the past, future, and parallel timelines to win it the classic Diplomacy way. This is the strat Maivi used, and though it's far more clever and requires more creative use of time travel, didn't quite turn out well for her.

    • @Ramonatho
      @Ramonatho 11 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +90

      My proposed strat is build out a diverse army and then zerg rush back to timeline 1 turn 1 and rip up the board immediately.

    • @Superboi7777
      @Superboi7777 10 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +55

      ​@@Ramonathocant go diagonal or back two turns

    • @zymosan99
      @zymosan99 10 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +43

      @@Superboi7777 not unless you convoy backwards through time

    • @alexparker4244
      @alexparker4244 10 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +56

      The thing with the former strat is that while it requires actively managing many timelines at once, each one of those involves very few units per board; potentially, someone could pull it off with a single fleet and army, given luck. Conversely, the latter strat only focuses on a single (or very few) timelines at once, but demands the management of a large number of units as well as considering the logistics of getting them there from other, sort of "feeder" timelines.

    • @stevenandersen6989
      @stevenandersen6989 8 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +3

      GORILLA GORILLA GORILLA

  • @polarvortex6496
    @polarvortex6496 18 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +5976

    “Man CNA is just so hard to edit together, I should cleanse my palette by hosting, playing, and editing 5D diplomacy with multiverse time travel.”

    • @dodojesus4529
      @dodojesus4529 18 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +106

      Just some light seizures

    • @obtuserubbergoose384
      @obtuserubbergoose384 17 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +56

      What does CNA mean I'm so confused

    • @meat1590
      @meat1590 17 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      @@obtuserubbergoose384 Campaign for North Africa, the final boss of tabletop games

    • @anonymouspseudonym6900
      @anonymouspseudonym6900 17 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      @@obtuserubbergoose384 campaign for north africa, the largest and most dense boardgame designed

    • @joblessidle
      @joblessidle 17 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      campaign for north africa ​@@obtuserubbergoose384

  • @johannesviljoen9656
    @johannesviljoen9656 15 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +389

    33:47 "WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE HAS SERBIA?"
    "HE JUST HAS SERBIA!"
    "GO TO THE NEXT TIMELINE!"
    "ALRIGHT, YOU DONT HAVE TO SHOUT AT ME!"

    • @deadersurvival4716
      @deadersurvival4716 6 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +29

      "WHY ARE YOU CLAIMING SERBIA IN GERMANY?"

    • @johannesviljoen9656
      @johannesviljoen9656 26 นาทีที่ผ่านมา +1

      @deadersurvival4716 ITS THE FIRST POINT I COULD FIND!

    • @deadersurvival4716
      @deadersurvival4716 7 นาทีที่ผ่านมา +1

      @ GO TO THE NEXT POINT!

  • @dercook
    @dercook วันที่ผ่านมา +6666

    Can you believe it, CNA just a week away!

    • @alstefansp
      @alstefansp วันที่ผ่านมา +205

      Featuring the torture wheel!

    • @andrew6341
      @andrew6341 19 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +155

      Featuring crypt board

    • @Pastelcado
      @Pastelcado 18 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +94

      CNA is in a week!

    • @sheldonhummingway4010
      @sheldonhummingway4010 18 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +28

      How did he post 24 hours ago when it's only been a couple mins of the video dropping

    • @pietown044
      @pietown044 18 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +9

      i feel like we've been here before

  • @Taitou25
    @Taitou25 14 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +209

    Can I just say, the editing for this video's intro is INCREDIBLY high quality? If it was Chamber who did the editing, incredible job! They deserve a raise.
    If it was Valefisk who did the editing, incredible job! Chamber deserves a raise.

    • @Ozdical
      @Ozdical 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +12

      We got chamber propaganda before gta 6, bless

  • @hugovillalobos1210
    @hugovillalobos1210 วันที่ผ่านมา +3071

    "she is strong in every timeline"
    "we have to create a timeline where she is weak" had me rolling

    • @webaazul2500
      @webaazul2500 16 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +214

      That's some early 2000s anime fansub dialogue lol

    • @gennabella
      @gennabella 5 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +14

      it was some action movie one-liner shit, had me realising i was watching a full movie

    • @BierBart12
      @BierBart12 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      My memory is failing, but I feel like that's just the plot of Chrono Trigger

  • @jasonwalton9553
    @jasonwalton9553 17 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +347

    All jokes aside, are we genuinely sure the Campaign for North Africa stuff wasn't an elaborate bit on his part?

    • @suitcaseofsmarts
      @suitcaseofsmarts 16 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +137

      it's just an inside joke because CNA takes like a decade to finish

    • @Chickymasala
      @Chickymasala 14 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +169

      There’s a ton of evidence that they played some of it. Whether he actually covers it with a video is up in the air, because apparently it went unironically awful.

    • @technoturnovers7072
      @technoturnovers7072 11 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +83

      he accidentally opened up the CNA board one time during a Tabletop Simulator video, we know it's real

    • @aidengeneralaide
      @aidengeneralaide 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +3

      ​@@Chickymasala I'm deathly curious to know how bad it went now

    • @Chickymasala
      @Chickymasala 9 นาทีที่ผ่านมา

      @@aidengeneralaide idk the snippets i heard involved hours of arguing over rules, only to die of thirst 🤣🤣

  • @DiploStrats
    @DiploStrats วันที่ผ่านมา +3772

    The intro cinematic being your ChatGPT game is a neat easter egg. Alternate reality where Dyno was saved by multidimensional forces

    • @ianalex9062
      @ianalex9062 วันที่ผ่านมา +337

      Dyno technically never died because they forfeited before he lost Warsaw.

    • @jpfeif29
      @jpfeif29 วันที่ผ่านมา +47

      How?
      How did you know?

    • @DiploStrats
      @DiploStrats วันที่ผ่านมา +458

      @jpfeif29 the British army moving from Mos->Ukr with no backup whatsoever is something I've only ever seen in one game. It's a Valefisk special

    • @joffregunson3603
      @joffregunson3603 วันที่ผ่านมา +21

      @@DiploStrats lol

    • @dynamo8846
      @dynamo8846 วันที่ผ่านมา +144

      People knowing more than me about games I was in is crazy

  • @Lacrossgeek1
    @Lacrossgeek1 16 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +149

    Vale not only making his friends suffer, but making DiploStrats suffer as well trying to analyze this cluster

    • @polarbear1105
      @polarbear1105 4 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

      5D suffering going on here

  • @LynxHylix
    @LynxHylix วันที่ผ่านมา +2602

    Much of my sanity was robbed for this video - never playing with Teddy again

    • @L1K34PR0
      @L1K34PR0 23 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +118

      Go back in time and create a new timeline where Teddy isn't playing :)

    • @cjs226s
      @cjs226s 18 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +6

      uh oh

    • @JSKWilson
      @JSKWilson 17 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +42

      @@L1K34PR0 Unfortunately, there is no possible timeline in which Teddy is not playing Diplomacy...

    • @L1K34PR0
      @L1K34PR0 17 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +11

      @@JSKWilson SHHHH DON'T TELL THEM

    • @syndicalistboi8605
      @syndicalistboi8605 15 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +13

      @@JSKWilson teddy is Diplomacy

  • @Kubaxwot
    @Kubaxwot 17 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +193

    I can't believe I wasn't gaslit with the whole "5d diplo vid is in the works" someone in your discord said

  • @mooredaxon
    @mooredaxon วันที่ผ่านมา +1762

    Did you know that 7 is the most common number of dimensions to play Diplomacy in?

  • @o-manthehuman7867
    @o-manthehuman7867 15 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +69

    Can I just say the captions are just *so* well made-- the color coding and such makes groups so much more understandable, more youtubers need to do it

    • @Greenst4rX
      @Greenst4rX 52 นาทีที่ผ่านมา

      Yeah, personally my favorite since it's so much easier and funnier if edited nicely. There's a few which is just wonderful to watch.

  • @dynamo8846
    @dynamo8846 23 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1299

    Even after watching and reliving this nightmare AGAIN I have no idea what was going on

  • @dehtyarUA
    @dehtyarUA 13 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +45

    Can you believe it, 5D Campaign for North Africa 1940-1943 with Multiverse Time Travel just a week away!

  • @henryparker822
    @henryparker822 18 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +658

    Can’t wait for the diplostrats analysis, I’m sure it will be enlightening to find out how you guys misplayed in 5 separate timelines

    • @DiploStrats
      @DiploStrats ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      I feel like 5 is a slight underestimate

  • @fugyfruit
    @fugyfruit 16 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +43

    You know a lot of Vales videos have been described as incomprehensible but this is the first one which made me fully dissociate

  • @january0th
    @january0th วันที่ผ่านมา +1249

    Naah,
    You can't call somebody out for a Timeline-12-Blunder and it not even be true... - Lynx 'Yogacast' hylix

    • @EspressosWork
      @EspressosWork 19 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +61

      Imagine if our diplo game went into multi-dimensions; malding in all times.

    • @wildfire9280
      @wildfire9280 13 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +5

      @@EspressosWork Maldmaxxingpilled

  • @johncameron1935
    @johncameron1935 15 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +51

    I know that the CNA video has been memed on and everything, but this was the one I was waiting for more. This was the big video for me. I was vibrating the entire time watching this video, it was amazing. I might cry.

  • @Finamajig
    @Finamajig 18 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +604

    The most terrifying part of this whole scenario is the idea of multiple Valefisks across multiple universes forcing their friends into infinite twisted games

    • @Finamajig
      @Finamajig 18 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +66

      In one universe for all we know campaign for North Africa could be just a week away

    • @TommyWinterLtd
      @TommyWinterLtd 13 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +11

      ​@@Finamajig you mean every universe?

    • @theman6422
      @theman6422 10 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +17

      @@TommyWinterLtdCNA is always a week away or else the fabric of reality rips to shreds

  • @mathlete855
    @mathlete855 17 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +138

    12:29 blinded by the light
    12:37- 13:42 Turkey^2
    14:09- 14:23 Turkey^3
    14:42 strategy
    15:40- 15:57 X
    17:29- 17:51 lyric
    17:52 Vale-ables
    18:25 No Norway
    20:05 No Norway
    20:30 Bluff
    22:27 22:32 yummy
    24:02 nothing
    25:24 Istria
    25:30 Fucked up
    29:56- 30:16 Timeline Dyno
    31:10 What if time went diagonally
    32:30 shoutout to Diplostrats
    32:55 Explanation
    34:25 Mistaken identity
    36:03 Lynx timeline 3
    37:07 no
    37:19 diagonal time
    38:44 SOB
    40:45 Timelines
    40:57 shouting match
    42:25 crash
    43:15 peace in our time
    47:48 Nuggets
    49:03 8 timelines
    49:18 timeline 8
    54:43 new time
    59:07 13 timelines
    1:01:22 timeline 12
    1:02:29 Chaos
    1:06:04 Timeline 18
    1:10:19 loud
    1:12:29 lie
    1:13:37 payoff
    1:18:06 Austria wins

    • @dani-from-cebu
      @dani-from-cebu 4 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +5

      we have valefisk timestamp tagger before CNA, absolut cinema

    • @JG-vh6oy
      @JG-vh6oy 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

      ​@@dani-from-cebuhe's training to tag the CNA videos

    • @XSniper74184
      @XSniper74184 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

      ​@JG-vh6oy Glad he's getting in the practice, after all CNA is just a week away!

  • @galaksina
    @galaksina 18 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +760

    "This video is mostly just screaming and yelling" - summarises most of the multiplayer videos with the others being tormented by a fish from the Vale.

    • @timothymclean
      @timothymclean 17 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +10

      *fisk

    • @thousandpagesofmadness
      @thousandpagesofmadness 15 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +10

      ​@@timothymclean"Fisk" är "Fish" på svenska

    • @Simoon42
      @Simoon42 15 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +3

      Also describles most games of Diplomacy perfectly too

    • @GamingEnergyFDD
      @GamingEnergyFDD 7 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      They went full on Bri'ish mode

  • @primetime3422
    @primetime3422 15 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +25

    43:50 UHhHH I just wanna play normal Diplomacy. With the Valefisk, NO WAY!

    • @ordinaryplatinum
      @ordinaryplatinum 10 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +6

      cruisin' on down the European Theater

  • @WhaleMilk
    @WhaleMilk วันที่ผ่านมา +385

    Give it a couple more years and they'll be playing 5D Campaign for North Africa with Multiverse Time Travel

    • @jamesduston9292
      @jamesduston9292 16 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +93

      I sent a spare litter of water back in time so my troops could cook their pasta.

    • @BaronBadLuck
      @BaronBadLuck 13 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +39

      Oh boy, 5D Campaign for North Africa, just a decade away

    • @Ryann9
      @Ryann9 7 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +10

      At that point, it would be much more easier and faster to invent your own time machine and go back in time to take part in the actual campaign for North Africa.

    • @Kuhmuhnistische_Partei
      @Kuhmuhnistische_Partei 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      I'm pretty sure 5D CNA would take like multiple human lifetimes for one full game. We wouldn't even know if humanity will survive long enough to finish the game.

  • @slavicgerman5104
    @slavicgerman5104 7 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +11

    I love how the video devolves into the Diplomacy equivalent of Gmod collision sounds.

  • @pruthvisrivatsa9162
    @pruthvisrivatsa9162 18 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +655

    that intro genuinely made me feel amazed at human ingenuity and creativity and then i remembered who was going to be playing it

  • @fuumdium1738
    @fuumdium1738 17 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +35

    I have like 4 total friends who all don't know each other, so I only ever play games with them one on one, and every time I watch a Valefisk video, I realise that the world is protecting more people, because I'd have a group of people play this without making content on it, just pure suffering because it seems funny, my friends clearly don't realise how lucky they are to be busy
    Also the Defcon style visuals at the intro were super cool

    • @BierBart12
      @BierBart12 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      This made me realize that my insistence on getting everyone together to play games has kinda driven our friendships apart, as the opportunity to do so got so rare since we all grew up and work in different time zones
      It's time to make a change. Thanks bro

  • @autisticgameandwatch3839
    @autisticgameandwatch3839 18 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +409

    Vale i am here to warn you that because of how youtube runs its adds your flashbang was delayed by an add break because it checks for sudden flat screens

    • @Valefisk
      @Valefisk  13 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +203

      Thanks for the heads up - never knew that's how it worked. I deleted them, hopefully TH-cam doesn't just ignore what I did :)

    • @natetwehues2428
      @natetwehues2428 11 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +29

      I honestly can't imagine a better place to put it.

  • @Chris11231
    @Chris11231 12 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +13

    What I think makes this so fun is that you Don’t need to do diplomacy because you can support yourself from other timelines

  • @appleofdoom
    @appleofdoom วันที่ผ่านมา +339

    1:05:50 I really hope DiploStrats cover this, I wanna watch them absolutely fume over the timeline splits that negatively affect the people that made them

    • @man-eatingtapir1049
      @man-eatingtapir1049 18 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +113

      My literal first thought upon seeing the title was not “what is 5D diplomacy with multiverse time travel”, but “oh dear god DiploStrats is going to lose their sanity looking at this”
      I cannot WAIT

    • @danevandyck5406
      @danevandyck5406 18 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +13

      Bro the video released 7 minutes ago how have you watched 15 hours ago

    • @CW11721
      @CW11721 18 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +101

      @@danevandyck5406 5 d multiverse timetravel, obviously

  • @thelordz33
    @thelordz33 15 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +14

    I have been waiting for this since Oliver Lugg first released his video. I knew it was only a matter of time before you played it. It is perfect for this channel.

  • @griffinrogerss
    @griffinrogerss วันที่ผ่านมา +661

    production value going crazy on this one. The intro is so cool

  • @MrGogi4aaa
    @MrGogi4aaa 13 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +11

    Valefisk fans becoming meteorologists in order to track the hurricane-based upload schedule

  • @joshua_eff1757
    @joshua_eff1757 17 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +343

    I am fully convinced all the time travel shenanigans in this Diplomacy game have (Life is Strange style) caused the hurricane Teddy ran from in the first game.

  • @nicholasengelhorn7174
    @nicholasengelhorn7174 8 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +8

    Clock theme at the start? Version of a map game with a weird aesthetic? Good enough. Welcome back, regent. Alexei lives!

  • @AChamber
    @AChamber วันที่ผ่านมา +1065

    The only winning move is not to play...
    Unless you're me of course :)

    • @DiploStrats
      @DiploStrats วันที่ผ่านมา +91

      Spoilers
      Doing a Key Lepanto as Austria and still somehow winning
      You're my hero

    • @AChamber
      @AChamber วันที่ผ่านมา +86

      @@DiploStratseveryone knows the more fanciful your moves, the more you win at Diplomacy

    • @dolphinzzzzz
      @dolphinzzzzz วันที่ผ่านมา +53

      Hope you get half of your bladder back :)

    • @nonormies2605
      @nonormies2605 17 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +30

      You're my favorite VCU (Valefisk Cinematic Universe) character

    • @moonshine9606
      @moonshine9606 16 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +3

      That's what i thought too when i saw that intro!!!

  • @PerfectZeroMusic_
    @PerfectZeroMusic_ 17 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +17

    Now Vale can make a video where every everyone hunts him down and tries to completely destroy him in every timeline but he constantly runs away to new timelines and the rest are desperately trying to completely shut him down by working together before he spreads too thin
    It also sounds like it fits the torture channel motto perfectly

    • @useless4692
      @useless4692 7 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      5d most dangerous game in arma

  • @PyroZero_
    @PyroZero_ 18 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +408

    holy shit what a flex of motion graphics and editing ability
    like, it was always presentable and simple in past videos but WOW you really went above and beyond here

    • @Arxtxc
      @Arxtxc 18 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +44

      At this point I feel like Vale’s flexing the fact he’s so good at making graphics lmao

  • @domingoiocco8183
    @domingoiocco8183 9 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +4

    That intro was so clean
    Your graphic desing rocks.

  • @LieRenThePope
    @LieRenThePope วันที่ผ่านมา +250

    oh my god. the holy grail of grand strategy.
    when is 5d hoi4

    • @DS-tv2fi
      @DS-tv2fi 17 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +24

      Nah, what we need is for them to play a full game of 5D CNA.

    • @afrozen10-02
      @afrozen10-02 16 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      @@DS-tv2fiok calm down satan.

    • @qhu3878
      @qhu3878 15 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +19

      5d hoi4 is called having a shower and going outside, you can never lose if you don't play

    • @heliogt1961
      @heliogt1961 13 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +4

      no.... wait.. does that mean i can jump into a timeline where japan will win the battle of midway?

    • @technoturnovers7072
      @technoturnovers7072 11 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +8

      the problem is that HOI4 is nondeterministic (aka, RNG involved), so the timelines would end up desyncing in really stupid ways

  • @kylerd5663
    @kylerd5663 12 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +6

    9:50 hmm... this should be a Valefisk yearly tradition, hurricane season? No no this is Diplomacy season. 🥳

  • @onebarofsoap9981
    @onebarofsoap9981 วันที่ผ่านมา +228

    Can't believe it actually happened. Was able to participate in the first torturous playtest of this variant and as soon as I played, I knew I wanted my favorite torture board game player to experience it.

  • @setster007
    @setster007 10 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +6

    Oh, they took a board game invite from Vale, classic timeline 12 blunder there

  • @MongolianTechExtremist
    @MongolianTechExtremist วันที่ผ่านมา +217

    "I need a drink already!" - Chamber the Kidenystoned

  • @laurencetrowbridge6022
    @laurencetrowbridge6022 13 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +6

    Thanks to this channel I have played many a game of diplomacy. Also thanks to this channel I have no more friends left. Correlation may not be causation but in this scenario it certainly is.

  • @notkarma2984
    @notkarma2984 17 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +104

    This version really needs present time bar to put future timelines on hold until every ctaches up to lower amount of moves per round

  • @ShennaTheShinyEevee
    @ShennaTheShinyEevee 16 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +39

    as an OG player of 5D Chess With Multiversal Timetravel, I expect this game to actually have 5D because 5DCWMT sure as hell didn't. Those were 4D

    • @BierBart12
      @BierBart12 50 นาทีที่ผ่านมา

      I'm just gonna assume that 3D means the normal game, 4d adds linear time travel forwards and backwards, 5d means the travel between branched timelines

  • @SSS_Rank_Recapper
    @SSS_Rank_Recapper 18 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +97

    When vale said for anyone that is watching this in the dark and threw a flashbang I got an ad in that exact moment the flashbang hit the ground I got an ad and I busted laughing

  • @DarkFireVideoGame
    @DarkFireVideoGame 17 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +8

    This is easily the scariest youtube title I've ever seen

  • @tylerroman4179
    @tylerroman4179 วันที่ผ่านมา +267

    Next week, diplomacy in Civ 7

    • @Khilo_Oh
      @Khilo_Oh วันที่ผ่านมา +36

      5D Civ7

    • @marsh_melon_owo
      @marsh_melon_owo 18 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +25

      nooo that can’t be, cna is a week away dontcha know

    • @The-jy3yq
      @The-jy3yq 16 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +11

      ​@@marsh_melon_owocna mod for civ 7

    • @marsh_melon_owo
      @marsh_melon_owo 16 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +7

      @ 5D CNA MOD FOR CIV 7

    • @TempestLM
      @TempestLM 5 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      Civ7 with 7 seconds turns

  • @bluepheonixsoul1553
    @bluepheonixsoul1553 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

    29:25 "a past that has not been born" sounds like an incredible album name.

  • @cheeseburger_conosiuer
    @cheeseburger_conosiuer 18 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +256

    Vale is going to give us a full irl Dyson Sphere before CNA
    EDIT:VALEFISK THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THE HEART

    • @theschon45
      @theschon45 15 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +36

      Tragedy

    • @Chickymasala
      @Chickymasala 14 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +5

      HE TOOK IT AWAY 😢😢😢

    • @Polarclan2566
      @Polarclan2566 14 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +13

      @@Chickymasalacause of the edit

    • @EchoesOfArson
      @EchoesOfArson 13 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +12

      @@Chickymasala editing a comment removes the heart

    • @Moonchild15225
      @Moonchild15225 6 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      It back

  • @diepie5144
    @diepie5144 17 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +8

    As someone who has never played diplomacy: I love the diplomacy community

  • @birb125
    @birb125 18 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +151

    Who needs the Super Bowl when you have this

    • @timothymclean
      @timothymclean 17 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +10

      The Super Bowl's today?

    • @birb125
      @birb125 17 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +5

      @@timothymclean Indeed

    • @The-jy3yq
      @The-jy3yq 16 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +12

      super bowl of kidney stones and half bladders

    • @EeveeRealSenpai
      @EeveeRealSenpai 11 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      Reminder that it is national buffalo chicken dip day

  • @supersoldier8629
    @supersoldier8629 5 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

    man i know that the intro cinematic took like months, but it is so worth it. It looks genuinely awesome.

  • @Кто-то621
    @Кто-то621 18 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +182

    0:12 Reminds me of DEFCON

    • @BrandonW0521
      @BrandonW0521 18 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +6

      Fantastic game.

    • @sonofpsyops
      @sonofpsyops 17 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +5

      Absolutely same

    • @mycazglinski2302
      @mycazglinski2302 8 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      Reminds me of War Games. Classic movie.

  • @codemanthe2nd343
    @codemanthe2nd343 9 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

    Your diplomacy videos are some of my all time favorite TH-cam videos and this one is no exception

  • @polarvortex6496
    @polarvortex6496 18 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +26

    My condolences to the friends and family of Diplostrats.

  • @shadowsovereign4948
    @shadowsovereign4948 18 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +104

    Okay you've officially entered my list of "Lemmino" creators. True creatives on TH-cam who push the original embodiment of the platform to it's final state. That opening is beyond a TH-camr who "just" makes silly torture games. You are perhaps my favorite creator on this site and I'm so glad I found your videos.

  • @shortwave737
    @shortwave737 11 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

    Interesting how in this mode, it turns into a completely opposite situation from normal Diplomacy. The central powers, thanks to have the ability to go in multiple directions through each timeline, have a distinct advantage over everyone else. It is far easier for them to spread out and take new territories in one timeline, while abandoning the same territories in another timeline.
    Meanwhile the people in the corners really only have one direction they can go in every single timeline, meaning they have to fight through in all of them. This was really quite an interesting twist on this game.

  • @owenkasaboski6902
    @owenkasaboski6902 18 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +113

    "Reads title"
    No. NO NO NO. NONONONONOOOOOOOO
    5-D suffering with multiversal torture

  • @noseycrane
    @noseycrane 15 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +6

    i played on one of the teams in a 5d diplomacy playtest and i can confirm, even with many people working on a single power it is super difficult to follow

  • @cipherstormwolf14
    @cipherstormwolf14 18 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +46

    As someone who played 5D chess (and so on) I have to say:
    This is going to be madness. I will have fun watching it!

  • @Machiavelli-n
    @Machiavelli-n 45 นาทีที่ผ่านมา +1

    I Can't Believe Valefisk Just Announced That The Campaign For North Africa Is Releasing Tomorrow!

  • @jpfeif29
    @jpfeif29 วันที่ผ่านมา +28

    Imagine you have a "friend" that approaches you and asks you to spend your entire day playing a torture game with them, and you don't say no because you've been conditioned for so long to not say no, you don't remember why, you don't remember when, you just remember to not say no.
    Then realize that Vale's biggest achievement is that, for some reason he has friends that don't say no.

  • @dagda1180
    @dagda1180 วันที่ผ่านมา +37

    Seeing the animated intro again, this is amazing.

  • @colincolbert6759
    @colincolbert6759 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

    We're going to need 5D multiversal time travel to see the CNA video, since an opponent keeps making the video only a week way!

  • @notarealfirstnamenotareall746
    @notarealfirstnamenotareall746 18 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +22

    That opening goes unnecessarily hard for a Valefisk video.

    • @skyrimn00b98
      @skyrimn00b98 4 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      Ya, I want to know what music he used

  • @shadowlord18tec
    @shadowlord18tec 15 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

    Reading the title alone: VALEFISK YOU NEED TO BE STOPPED, but keep going, I need to know more

  • @timothymclean
    @timothymclean 18 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +53

    There's no way this was simpler than Campaign For North Africa.

    • @Z3r0_t0n1n
      @Z3r0_t0n1n 17 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +28

      Hear me out: 5D North Africa

    • @timothymclean
      @timothymclean 17 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +4

      @@Z3r0_t0n1n I don't know enough about CNA to know if 5D Multiverse Time Travel would work with its rules.

    • @suitcaseofsmarts
      @suitcaseofsmarts 16 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@Z3r0_t0n1n doesn't function

    • @falseprofit9801
      @falseprofit9801 15 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +14

      It’s way way simpler. The original inspiration for this was the fact that “pieces” in Diplomacy can only move one square at a time. So it pairs really well with the “5D Multiverse Time Travel” schtick because (excluding rare circumstances) each army/fleet is going to move to an adjacent territory, or to the *same* territory in another timeline. It’s chaotic, but the chaos is much more bounded than 5D chess, and there aren’t nearly as many variables as in Campaign.

  • @clawedcanvas9536
    @clawedcanvas9536 10 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

    I saw the title and immediately went, "oh no, Vale what have you done" before checking who posted the video
    Looking forward to watching

  • @Arxtxc
    @Arxtxc 18 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +22

    We haven’t gotten CNA yet, however we did get Vale laughing so hard he threw up

  • @abhinavnair7471
    @abhinavnair7471 8 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +3

    I'm from a parallel timeline; happy 3 year anniversary of the CNA video!

  • @OfficialChefBigBoi
    @OfficialChefBigBoi 19 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +11

    5D Diplomacy feels like the creation of a mad scientist to test the limits of the human brain for his own sadistic pleasure. This can also be said to describe the whole channel at this point in time

  • @DarmanMI
    @DarmanMI วันที่ผ่านมา +13

    I always wondered how people stayed sane in the diplomacy games I see now that they haven't. God speed and good luck with therapy bills.

  • @krait5645
    @krait5645 14 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +4

    While the deadline for the CNA video creeps ever closer, this is an acceptable detour

  • @mikkelhedidi6166
    @mikkelhedidi6166 วันที่ผ่านมา +15

    LETS GOOOO. Time to fry my brain trying to understand this

  • @theman-pq9lp
    @theman-pq9lp 41 นาทีที่ผ่านมา +1

    that opening is crazy

  • @chrismarce420
    @chrismarce420 18 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +12

    All his newer videos are gonna have sick ass intros like this. I’m excited.

  • @glowingfox704
    @glowingfox704 14 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

    YEEEEESSSSS!!!! I remember Diplo Strats saying something about this a while ago, and I'm glad we're diving into the wild variants!

  • @ModernReapers
    @ModernReapers 18 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +25

    We’ve seen 5d chess with multiversal time travel. Now Vale has taken it, thrown it out the window, and said “lets make it more painful”

    • @ChristianSherwood-DeLaNort-r8x
      @ChristianSherwood-DeLaNort-r8x 18 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +6

      "When do you betray your best friend?" becomes "When do you pay them back for betrayal with a new timelines"

  • @santiagomartinez639
    @santiagomartinez639 9 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

    Your videos are amazing dude love every single one

  • @WaltherVonDerVogelweide_1312
    @WaltherVonDerVogelweide_1312 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

    This is the best video I have ever seen, please play it again and just upload it uncut

  • @BierBart12
    @BierBart12 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

    League of Legends 5D with multiverse time travel. Imagine being able to send creeps to different timelines. It'd be such a mess that might crash some PCs through the sheer amounts of units, playing your single character might just stop being relevant.
    Any real-time game with this concept would be an impossible to comprehend mess

  • @demolisherman1763
    @demolisherman1763 19 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +6

    Damn what a great CNA video! Valefisk really delivered this time.

  • @Ben71246
    @Ben71246 15 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +5

    Can’t wait for Diplo starts to rack there brain trying to cover this

  • @rct3LP
    @rct3LP 18 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +6

    I can't believe in 2 weeks we will get the Campaign for North Africa Video

  • @bruhhunter8258
    @bruhhunter8258 13 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

    I can't wait for the diplomacy pros to dissect this game of diplomacy, they're all going to have aneurysms... It's gonna be GREAT!

  • @jixdl
    @jixdl 18 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +6

    Valefisk Wake up
    Valefisk Upload Campaign for North Africa

  • @PunkNerd
    @PunkNerd 18 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +4

    New valefisk vid on my birthday. Best present ever

  • @oldmarjin
    @oldmarjin 14 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

    cant wait for this one youtuber that analyses diplomacy videos to analyze this one :3

  • @TotalWarFanboyCringe
    @TotalWarFanboyCringe 18 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +6

    Truly a monstrosity I wound not wish on even my worst enemy.

  • @lordj3rd44
    @lordj3rd44 10 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +5

    you know whats funny? i think the central powers are now MUCH better off with mutliversal timetravel

  • @thefallensunorsomething347
    @thefallensunorsomething347 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

    Can you believe it, CNA just two weeks before and a week away!

    • @NovelPond
      @NovelPond วันที่ผ่านมา

      CNA. Just a week away

  • @launchedplane3632
    @launchedplane3632 7 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

    Can't wait for the diplostrats analysis.

  • @shayanzamanpoore2744
    @shayanzamanpoore2744 16 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +4

    4:21 You're a legend for the heads-up

  • @raquetdude
    @raquetdude 11 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

    Can’t wait for that Diplomacy channel to review this game