A coffin that’s just a cardboard box filled with styrofoam with ‘return to sender’ would be an amazing way to be found by archeologists. I hope if the human race ever goes out, I hope aliens find me in the ground like that.
Robots and religion: Atheist robots are effectively immortal as they have backups stored in a cloud. If their bodies are destroyed they get reuploaded onto another body (unless they have an issue like Bender does). Joining robot christianity means that backup is somehow overwritten as the robot devil stated that by joining the religion they agree to all its rules including: if you sin you end up in robot hell. There is a robot god since Bender met him and he's separate from the actual god as Bender also met him and the two were different. It's not clear if there are robot versions of other religions though there is a robot dedicated to Kwanzaa like robot Santa is with christmas. On that note, it seems that while there is a god as Bender met him, human christianity seems to be made up as while there is an undead entity in charge of Hanukah there doesn't seem to be anything similar for christmas and robot Santa had to be created to fill the role. Note: A lot of robots seem to be members of the robot faith despite having immortality as a lot of robots that have died in the show end up in robot hell or as ghosts like Calculon and Bender's relatives.
It's never stated that the god Bender meets is a robotic god of only Robotology. Bender merely theorizes that the god he meets is a god that may have combined with something more robotic to make him what he is, and the God says that is but a possibility; however he states that he always was (aka The Unmovable Mover). So it seems unlikely that he is but a pantheon of Gods, or a mere representative of any particular sect. The god presented is defiantly more mathematical then the loving God expressed in Judeo-Christian circles; however the idea of a light-touch seems to be more in line with world we currently live in from a scientific perspective ( a more deistic perspective as well). Therefore we can guess that if The god of Futurama was the One God, that along some point he may have interacted with so many planets over millions of years that his Memory can only retain so much. Therefore he altered his way of thinking as more robotic to upkeep with the vastness of the universe, or combined himself with machinery. It is interesting to note how hands off this god is, since he states that to answer all the prayers from the vast universe is a fools task since there are so many of them. It is also possible that this god went through the same problem Bender went through the same problem as Bender did when he first interacted with planets, and while he can't quite recall the details of his origin he software/memory retains the wisdom.
Dude, Christianity isn't made up in Futurama. Farnsworth states that the second coming of Jesus already took place. It's likely that there are simply no more Christians on Earth.
Well, they DO work for the same organization. A robot is immortal with cloud backup unless he joins robotology, then robot devil can download him to robot hell if he sins.
@@k-leb4671 lots of programs ask you to hit "Y" or "N" instead of "any key". That's because of all the industrial-strength morons who kept asking technical support where the "any" key is.
@@TheNefastor well if he wanted him to hit the y or n key he would have said that, not “press any key.” hitting the k key is just as traditional as any other key when the prompt is “press any key”
@@johnlewtas6833 you're all alone looking for a fight about something no one is interested in. Stop wasting your time. Go outside, smell the roses, make friends. Realize you're about to argue about something absolutely pointless : a single key press in an episode of an old cartoon.
@@TheNefastor if i had to guess from your "industrial strength moron" comment and your knowledge of computer history, you're probably in IT or some adjacent industry, and get just as little free time to socialize and get out as i do (grad student). if you were truly above arguments in the youtube comment section you wouldn't have replied within the hour. ultimately, we're both here in our down time, please don't talk down to me as if you're not. secondly, i'm not looking for a fight, i'm genuinely curious as to why the y key is traditional when hitting any key if any key will do. i'm sorry if it came across as confrontational but it makes no sense why the OP would bring that up if it does not apply in this scenario. @'ing you and not him was a mistake on my part, i didn't realize you were a different poster.
That and VHS tapes, I just assume the future has a huge retro tech fandom like we start to see recently with old games and computers. Ironic the show about the Future get's it's predictions wrong but the Simpsons is always predicting the future xD
Che bei ricordi l'amiga 500 coi floppy disk e il joystick e il mouse a due tasti nella casa di via Napoli a Lucera (FG) nella sala da pranzo grazie Marco
i still wanna pay phil lamar to say the whole "dearly beloved" thing in his preacher bot voice at my soon to happen wedding (i`m sorry i don`t know how weddings work i just want a convention themed wedding if i find my betty ross)
How To Make Negative Outcomes Extremely impossible 1. Invent time machine. 2. Travel to 22nd century. 3. Invent a machine that can change probability to make probability certain that Negative Outcomes are Extremely impossible Forever.
1:39 I can't believe I'm actually siding with a preacher but... he makes a solid point. Why would a human be with a robot? It doesn't make any sense and it's actually a bit disturbing. What happened to "Bender don't bend that way?"
@@tjarkschweizer Because a robot isn't a real person. It's a machine. Humans should be with other humans. They're both biological beings. Being with a robot or a machine isn't natural or healthy for a human. Besides, the human is gonna quickly grow old and die while the robot stays exactly the same. You saw what happened to that one guy in the episode with the celebrities being downloaded to robots.
I think there are plenty of black American preachers who have similar way of preaching. Martin Luther King used similar way of public speaking as well.
I love how a preacher a man of God gets punched is helped up and then just straight up thuggin pulls a knife. That always gets me
And then the robot devil is literally right next to him
@@comrade3813 love how Roberto was still stabbing that guy while turned around looking at Bender haha!!!!
Just like real preachers.
Not much difference between some real life preachers
It's not surprising a bullshit peddler would resolve to stab you if it came down to it.
The best one, "think of the children" " there are no children here." " then move your fat head I can't see." Near the end of wild green yonder
Absolutely. And when he smashes Bender in the head with a chair. He’s the only one to have the last word with Bender that I know of.
I love the scene where he's doing robosexual deconversion and he is sweating as he watches the robots making out with effigies.
The scene where Bender is in the coffin ⚰️ made me almost die laughing 🤣
“LOUDERRR AND SAAADDDERR.”
“OOUUGGHHH, _NEXT!”_ 😒
I love when he preaches in his church, with his hype-bot and everything.
THAT EQUALS TRUE!!!!
lol, the deacon
i love that guy too
Straight to hell!
A coffin that’s just a cardboard box filled with styrofoam with ‘return to sender’ would be an amazing way to be found by archeologists. I hope if the human race ever goes out, I hope aliens find me in the ground like that.
The cardboard would decompose, but the styrofoam would not.
Hoping isn't gonna get you there.
@@Whiteboykun
Pretty much.
In my life, I've learned that hope is as powerless as prayer.
0:06 "... rust to rust" is a good pun, but I'd still prefer "rust in peace".
Or "Rust in pieces".
I think it’s a reference to genesis, where god says “for dust you are and to dust you shall return”
@@GRAFRU68 yes, we know. Also it's usually rendered as ashes to ashes.
Out of all the preachers and reverends I know, Preacher Bot is the best one I know.
Is he the only one you know?
Reverend Lovejoy would disagree.
I go to his church😂😂😂
He hasn't molested anyone......yet.
I hope you find your friendship with God! God bless
I don’t think Bender disliked many people as much as this guy.
"Oui this guy"
When the preacher rolled up saying "dear lord" and Bendern cried out "oh Next!" I felt that
3:07 to see.
One of Phil Lamarr's best characters, hands down.
I love all his voices
Aquaman, Geras, Hermes Conrad… the list goes on.
The emphasis on the “Who” on 1:54 has me dead
The cheapshot at the end was the funniest... I completely lost it😂😂
😂😂, the noise was perfect!
4:28 OH “falls to the ground” DAMN
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Best line ever said by a preacher
I love Preacher Bot. He always says the right things "Only lies we believe are the ones on the Bible"
Blimpf, Hovermayor of Thermostadt "I will rise again". Got to love the small jokes
"The Red LeBaron"... geezus my sides !
Grave humor is the best humor.
Oh lawd, I got the too much macaroni sweats! 😂
I say that anytime I eat too much, lol!
Robots and religion:
Atheist robots are effectively immortal as they have backups stored in a cloud. If their bodies are destroyed they get reuploaded onto another body (unless they have an issue like Bender does). Joining robot christianity means that backup is somehow overwritten as the robot devil stated that by joining the religion they agree to all its rules including: if you sin you end up in robot hell. There is a robot god since Bender met him and he's separate from the actual god as Bender also met him and the two were different.
It's not clear if there are robot versions of other religions though there is a robot dedicated to Kwanzaa like robot Santa is with christmas. On that note, it seems that while there is a god as Bender met him, human christianity seems to be made up as while there is an undead entity in charge of Hanukah there doesn't seem to be anything similar for christmas and robot Santa had to be created to fill the role.
Note: A lot of robots seem to be members of the robot faith despite having immortality as a lot of robots that have died in the show end up in robot hell or as ghosts like Calculon and Bender's relatives.
It's never stated that the god Bender meets is a robotic god of only Robotology. Bender merely theorizes that the god he meets is a god that may have combined with something more robotic to make him what he is, and the God says that is but a possibility; however he states that he always was (aka The Unmovable Mover). So it seems unlikely that he is but a pantheon of Gods, or a mere representative of any particular sect.
The god presented is defiantly more mathematical then the loving God expressed in Judeo-Christian circles; however the idea of a light-touch seems to be more in line with world we currently live in from a scientific perspective ( a more deistic perspective as well). Therefore we can guess that if The god of Futurama was the One God, that along some point he may have interacted with so many planets over millions of years that his Memory can only retain so much. Therefore he altered his way of thinking as more robotic to upkeep with the vastness of the universe, or combined himself with machinery.
It is interesting to note how hands off this god is, since he states that to answer all the prayers from the vast universe is a fools task since there are so many of them. It is also possible that this god went through the same problem Bender went through the same problem as Bender did when he first interacted with planets, and while he can't quite recall the details of his origin he software/memory retains the wisdom.
There were robot Jews in the episode with the 80s guy
Dude, Christianity isn't made up in Futurama.
Farnsworth states that the second coming of Jesus already took place. It's likely that there are simply no more Christians on Earth.
Kwanzaa isn’t religious though lol. It was made up in the 70’s by a violent bigot as a money grift.
What's the oldest robot you know?
I love his over-exaggerated "fire and brimstone" voice
*"Deeear Loord"*
_"OOOH, NEXT!!!"_
OOoOOHh DAnnY BoYYYy!
2:43 "Press any key to continyeuh"
the robot devil was cheering Preacherbot
Well, they DO work for the same organization. A robot is immortal with cloud backup unless he joins robotology, then robot devil can download him to robot hell if he sins.
1:16 I know he's the same voice but bender really sounds especially like Jake from Adventure Time around this part and it's hilarious
Funny that in response to the inquiry of pressing any key to continue he just clicks the K key not even the traditional Y key in the scene.
Since when was the Y key traditional?
@@k-leb4671 lots of programs ask you to hit "Y" or "N" instead of "any key". That's because of all the industrial-strength morons who kept asking technical support where the "any" key is.
@@TheNefastor well if he wanted him to hit the y or n key he would have said that, not “press any key.” hitting the k key is just as traditional as any other key when the prompt is “press any key”
@@johnlewtas6833 you're all alone looking for a fight about something no one is interested in. Stop wasting your time. Go outside, smell the roses, make friends. Realize you're about to argue about something absolutely pointless : a single key press in an episode of an old cartoon.
@@TheNefastor if i had to guess from your "industrial strength moron" comment and your knowledge of computer history, you're probably in IT or some adjacent industry, and get just as little free time to socialize and get out as i do (grad student). if you were truly above arguments in the youtube comment section you wouldn't have replied within the hour. ultimately, we're both here in our down time, please don't talk down to me as if you're not.
secondly, i'm not looking for a fight, i'm genuinely curious as to why the y key is traditional when hitting any key if any key will do. i'm sorry if it came across as confrontational but it makes no sense why the OP would bring that up if it does not apply in this scenario. @'ing you and not him was a mistake on my part, i didn't realize you were a different poster.
"The only lies to believe in are in the bible"....how in the hell was this able to be aired.....
Very carefully
If it's not KJV Bible, he just might be right.
"P-shaw! Things don't exist simply because you believe in them. Thus sayeth the Almighty Creature in the Sky!"
Why not? It's a pretty tame joke
@@job489 I love that it goes with this so very much
"Do I preach to you when you're lying stoned in the gutter? Nooo so beat it"
"It also keeps cats off the sofa.......... by killin' them."
"The only lies worth believing are the ones in the Bible"
I love the preacher bot
Dear Lord
Only Matt can make fun Al Sharpton in this way.
"To hell with the Turtles!"
"NO ONE DISRESPECTS THE TURTLES!!!" *POW!!!!!
Circumcising?
More like Circuitcising
Hah
The door is over there please see urself out
3:08 I laughed more than i should have
0:47 Yeah dont ever insult them! Turtles are a treasure
"The only lies worth believing are in the bibble" Amen brother!!
I love the Tubular Bells ripoff they play for Preacher Bot's Exorcist-style entrance at 0:37
It’s hilarious seeing a floppy disk in the future.
That and VHS tapes, I just assume the future has a huge retro tech fandom like we start to see recently with old games and computers. Ironic the show about the Future get's it's predictions wrong but the Simpsons is always predicting the future xD
Preacher Bot: somebody cover the children's eyes
(There are no children here)
Preacher bot: THEN MOVE YOUR FAT HEAD I CAN'T SEE!
does the Preacher Bot ever meet the Devil Bot? i feel like there would be quite the battle or meme right there
4:26
As a hardwired Southerner I find comfort in Robot Preacher.
4:27 the "Damn" gets me
The last scene, Bender's cheap shot.😂😂
"i gotta stop betting on golf, i dont even watch it!" - R
I like how at least half these clips also featured bender
I love that the Good Book 3.0 has the symbol of a resistor on the front.
Bender- "NO ONE INSULTS THE TURTLES!"
Whos there singing at your wedding? Its calculon Calculon CALCULONNNNNNNN!!!!!
We’ve all had the “2 much macaroni sweats”
3:07 is my favorite Bender reaction.
I love how they use floppy disks.
Che bei ricordi l'amiga 500 coi floppy disk e il joystick e il mouse a due tasti nella casa di via Napoli a Lucera (FG) nella sala da pranzo grazie Marco
"Who was that guy?"
"YOUR MAMA! NOW SHUT UP AND DRAG ME TO WORK."
Found these kind of bots scattered in almost every comment section.
This! This needs more likes. Because it's fucking true!
“Copy and paste his response” XD
Im here to coduct an exorcism and avail myself of the buffet. Can I get an Amen and a goodly helping of Scruffys famous corn biscuits
Twice was enough
I always say, Oy, this guy. I forgot I was Bender referring to PreacherBot
i still wanna pay phil lamar to say the whole "dearly beloved" thing in his preacher bot voice at my soon to happen wedding (i`m sorry i don`t know how weddings work i just want a convention themed wedding if i find my betty ross)
...The robot bible is a floppy disk.
3:54 fry just casually green
how do none of them see that 😂
The Return to Sender got the fuck outta me 🤣🤣
Can i an amen !?
Ill take a three men H O L L A
One of my favorite characters. Is he based on a real-life preacher?
He's based on a stereotype specifically black Southern preachers
A year late, but he appears to be based on this guy in particular:
th-cam.com/video/lF19XWWyREE/w-d-xo.html
Do I preach to you while your lying stoned in the gutter? No
Dear Lord
Awgh NEXT!
@@yuncelluz8709 Oh, Danny boy
Louder and sadder!
BENDER WAS A TRULY SPE-
@@canaanclb NEXT!
TO HELL WITH THE TURTLES
My favorite character
Wait, the female robot at the funeral had an antennae, which are exclusive to male robots...
In IT we call that a "P2V migration"
@@Nagol93 hol' up, did the trans robot have an antennae in the slurm factory episode?
“Don’t believe those lies, son! The only lies worth believing are the ones in the Bible.”
I love Phil Lamar 😂 this is so oddly nostalgic
How To Make Negative Outcomes Extremely impossible
1. Invent time machine.
2. Travel to 22nd century.
3. Invent a machine that can change probability to make probability certain that Negative Outcomes are Extremely impossible Forever.
I love the fembot at 2:29. She slays me.
I got news for you and I don't think you'll like it
@@samuellasky7771 I know that she's a male so, yeah, I'm aware.
Couple more upgrades and she'll be more fembot than you can handle.
Anyone know the series and episode of the one when Fry is getting haunted? 3:19 and 4:06 and I think 0:41
@Jay Rock AK Thank you 👍
Hermes gets digitized and becomes God in Disenchanted. The Ultimate Burecrat! Just don't call Jeri a Dumb Dumb
"The only lies worth believing are the ones in the Bible."
That is sure to upset the religious masses, but I thought that was such a funny line
Lol 😂 I miss watching this with my grandma my may gid rest her soul
1:39 I can't believe I'm actually siding with a preacher but... he makes a solid point. Why would a human be with a robot? It doesn't make any sense and it's actually a bit disturbing. What happened to "Bender don't bend that way?"
Yeah its like marring a nsfw thingmagijg....... or aomething
Why couldn't a robot be with a human?
@@tjarkschweizer Because a robot isn't a real person. It's a machine. Humans should be with other humans. They're both biological beings. Being with a robot or a machine isn't natural or healthy for a human. Besides, the human is gonna quickly grow old and die while the robot stays exactly the same. You saw what happened to that one guy in the episode with the celebrities being downloaded to robots.
@@mattsodano6264 Robots in Futurama are real people though.
@@mattsodano6264women on average live way longer than men, does that mean straight marriage is wrong?
Reverend Lovejoy as a robot
Oy, this guy.
Who can name the preacher being parodied? I heard him on the radio many years ago, but can't recall the name.
wtf that fembot at 2:49 has an antenna
Ohhhhh next
il microfono distorce: iniziamo subito 💚
So of it's time, it has dated very amusingly.
Dear lord.,,, OH next!
Ironic funny! 0:42
Im not sure wich stereotype is his voice, but i realy like it XD
I think there are plenty of black American preachers who have similar way of preaching. Martin Luther King used similar way of public speaking as well.
Amen Rev. Amen
Lol the gay robots gay mustache
WHHHOOOA!! WHOOOOOA
Great editing
SON OF A PREACHER BOT
I'm one of those lazy homeless buns csn you point me to the booze?
Trinston was here.
burh the exorcist reference lol
To hell with the turtles!
Is it all the same robot or the same model different guys?
Oy, this guy
Cuddle with your demon. LoL
Phil Lamarr?
Yes
Bender, do you accept the principles of robotality ?
"The only lies worth believin' are the lies in the bible" AMEN