New Zealand is off of Australia and thats not real you faker. So how does it feel growing up on a fake island? Edit: Holy fuck. Do you guys know what a joke i
8:44 *waits 23 years 5 months 22 hours 52 minutes* *gets password wrong again* I know I got a lot of likes but I didn’t think these comments were going to be so positive. Thanks
Oh yeah then u check ur recommended and u see 1 of those photoshopped scary thumbnails that u know is fake but your brain can’t seem that and scares you
6:06 ACTUAALLYYY In Polish history, Queens didn't rule the country. So one day, when Jadwiga was crowned, she was called from that day as King Jadwiga, not a Queen.
There was also a female emperor at some point in China, during either the Tang or Song dynasty - I can't remember off the top of my head. That worked the same way.
On the topic of 4:01 lechuga may be lettuce in spanish, but what you actually tell people to say never give up is "matame". Truly, beautiful words of encouragement.
7:23 if only there was something, maybe a bar or bottle of it, with the sole purpose of removing fatty compounds ie oils and that it can commonly be found in bathrooms.... jeez, someone needs to create this!
Me: *hears the woman who refuses vaccines and tells doctor to do their research* Me: *facepalms so hard I fly out the window and lose my mind* WHERE AM I
Frickin' anti-vaxxers... as if a doctor who's got a PhD has never done any research. Oh right, to them, "research" means reading conspiracy theory websites and listening to Jenny McCarthy.
@@dinoxman8584 He is in a world where 100% of the population is anti-vax, and their children never survive past age 15, so they'll go extinct in a few decades.
6:02 That's true. In XIV age Jadwiga, Woman from Hungary become Polish king, because Polish law says, that ruler of Poland always must be King, not Queen. And she is from Hungary, because Polish king, Kazimierz Wielki didn't had kids, and Poland had to have ruler.
3:13 An Antivaxx mom told a doctor to "Do your research". Doesn't medical school require 4 years for bachelor's degree, 4 years for medical school, 3-7 years in residency and fellowships depending on specialty? 11 years of minimum study and research. And she just going to assume that 30 minutes of reading shit posts is gonna made her more knowledgeable than a doctor.
6:00 Welllllllll in 15th Century medival Poland, there was this one girl Named Jadwiga. She was the heir to the Polish throne and since she didn't have a husband at the time and people didn't want a queen, she became the King Jadwiga. (Later she married this Lithuanian Prince and became a Queen)
6:04 about that in Polish history there's a moment when there was no male kids in the royal family. That is why they made an exception and made the daughter a KING. This was because women did not get the same obligations as their husbands sitting on the throne.
(5:40) "male" already covers "transgender male", "male" does not mean "cis-male", and you shouldn't imply that. This is why these options usually goes male/female/other, where you select male if you're cis or trans male.
If you but a scrunched up piece of tinfoil and put it in the microwave it will turn in to a perfectly symmetrical round metal ball This will all happen and your microwave defiantly won't explode and set your entire house on fire
J Thomas I did this why is the bog that I live beside is now on fire and why are there dead things that look like dogs on the sunken ground Just asking
5:00 "Your mic is still for sale?" "Yes, its at 240 AU" Me after some googling: "Ya, good luck reaching it. Thats almost twice as far as Voyager 1 is."
zeon - to be fair, if your dog was attacked by an animal you hadn’t seen, things do get awful blurry... not recognizing the mistaken identity *_immediately_* is where she failed.
8:59 Gio: Well guys that was the end of r/facepalm part #13. we’ve done so many of these but their really *fun to enjoy*... Well Gio... it was very fun to enjoy...
LIFE AS A DOCTER docter: sir you broke you legs and arms and you are known for having heart attacks while you have extensive amounts of energy Some random Aussie dude: she be right mate
5:58 There was actually A female "king" in Polish history she got that title because "Queen" was only A king's wife And "King" was the "boss" of the country.
*Iphone: IPhone is Disabled for 23 years, 5 months, 52 minutes* Me: Well then, time to get a new IPhone! *Cousin goes on iphone* Iphone: IPhone Is disabled try again in 64 years, 12 hours, 2 minutes Me: *MOM I NEED A NEW LIFE* Mom: -Uh..-
0:30 at my school, they have a Spanish meme of the week on one of the modern language rooms. That's what we have this week the caption is "when you take 4 years of Spanish classes"
cellular devices are by far one of the more high end gourmet foods and i can readily say that i too will be microwaving my phone for consumption and definitely not because i want to cease existing
8:46 that should be in r/softwaregore
popularpotato 97 and the one with the old guy should be in r/madlads
No it should nt,thats how the iphone multiple wrong passwords work when got them all wrong
@@oktarianist6174 can u speak English?
popularpotato 97 they are.
@@mossevern1084 yes but it doesn't make sense
English: under construction come back in 1 month
Spanish: undero construncteno, go el awayo
That hurts to read
Ikr
The unic thin in spanish here is *el*
That does mean "Go away" right?
Nate Malm yep
im a new zealander, and i can assure you...
texting people not from new zealand hurts.
guacamole is pretty good Im a shanghaier
New Zealand is off of Australia and thats not real you faker. So how does it feel growing up on a fake island?
Edit: Holy fuck. Do you guys know what a joke i
I'm from nz too, and I can agree..., things can get painful
@@ven5707 It feels nice, not fearing that my school will get shot up is nice
I have a roblox bud that's drom New Zealand and i believed her.... CUZ IM NOT STUPID
"It's a bird!"
"It's a plane!"
'It's a freaking lion!"
"with jhon cena chasing you!"
No, its just a bird
It’s a birb masheem.
No it’s just a blane
Hello mr apache
2:23 *It took me 1 minute of looking at it, untill I realized it's a avocado.*
Me too…! Xd
That's a mango
It's an avongo.
It's abakado smh!!!! >:(
It's an avacado!
*T H A N K S*
At 2:23 i acttualy for a second i thought that avocado was a mango😅
Same lmao
Yea xD
@@xenis4277 OH YES YES
@@thegoodgamerguy8768 oh damn
Yeah, that was weird.
8:44 *waits 23 years 5 months 22 hours 52 minutes*
*gets password wrong again*
I know I got a lot of likes but I didn’t think these comments were going to be so positive. Thanks
SHIIII
Flaming Dread how did they get pas the other 22,21,20,19,18,17,16,15,14,13,12,10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1 years
Shayan Pallo probably through hacking :/
SHIT!
iPhone: *PLEASE WAIT 1000000000000101010101010101010100101010101010101010101010010101010101010101010101010101010100001011111010101010384738290173729100101919191010101918282929020101829292029283764648291036477647930292647492017626478302757482919474849357483020757296529295282959452729296373838467383920 YEARS 24 HOURS 34 MINUTES AND 102937748485848292019374737382929373747849 2019 SECONDS*
Godamn it guys why do they consider United States a language!?!?
I just speak Antarctica
SAME BRO!
Nah fam. Dont even talk to me unless you speak Greenlandish
I speak F L O R I D A M A N
@@wyattvp981 The correct term is Greenland_ic_. as in Kalaallisut language
I speak new york
Florida man turns himself in for stabbing his imaginary friend.
Does this actually surprise you?
And tests positive for coronavirus several months later.
I live in Florida
Poor Mr. Happy
8:14 This shouldn’t be in r/facepalm it should be in r/madlads.
R/facepalm
Or R/Madface or R/Facelad
😡 facelads
r/Madpalm
except the... 40 years part
all of you r/foundthemobileuser
Clock: It's 11:30pm
Bed: Hey, I'm right over here!
Me: Okay, ONE more video.
TH-cam: *HAVE AN AD FOR A HORROR MOVIE*
Misery Blossom Yep
After the ad: That's okay, I didn't need sleep.
Oh yeah then u check ur recommended and u see 1 of those photoshopped scary thumbnails that u know is fake but your brain can’t seem that and scares you
If you have no palms, does that mean you have no face? He screams, for he does not know.
Justin Y. Greetings thought I would see you sooner
Wow you don’t have a lot of likes
Sup
Hey
Justin why?
"I'm not a female, guys."
*afew videos earlier*
"I'm an awesome girl!"
hmmmmmmm
8:43 how the hell does that happen
It was probably the cat again
Lol
whoever did this was a madlad
69th like
69 likes,I will not ruin this also AGAIN.
70th like, hate me.
8:49
*trys again after 23 years 5 months 22 hours and 52 minutes*
*Gets it disabled for 100 years*
He’ll lechuga
Edit: DId YoU jUsT GueSSeD MY GeNDer
Mate. Come on. You litteraly copied and pasted my comment.
@@flamingdread4955 hey but that's why he's only getting 1/4th of the likes 😉
Then someone finds the phone 100 years later and guesses the password, it was 123456789
@@flamingdread4955 wat you mean?
Here at the GioFilms channel, Wii Shop Music never dies.
Edit: wow thanks for 200 likes guys I did not expect that..
Wooosh
unlike the shop itself...
@ADRIAN OJEDA ROSAS Woooosh
@ADRIAN OJEDA ROSAS also it actually is the wii shop music so uh-
*insert salute and crying meme*
“They are really fun to enjoy”
GioFilms 2019
8:58
But my face has no palm, and my palm has no face.
Or dose it
Dagan Ward ur face is scp 1000 big foot
Does it or
🤔
Whoa
*When TH-camrs say hey guys too much*
Internet:
What's a *fEmAlE?????*
*Females are a gender someone can identify as dumbo* r/woooosh
Cinnamon Kitty oof
Cinnamon Kitty The statistics show the gender ratio
kkkkkk
8:28
The first, documented, Florida Man.
At this point the whole subreddit is just turning into r/woooosh
r/itswooooshwithouttheH
@@DARCQ autocorrect must have done it
@@shrimp.thursday r/foundthemobileuser ;)
Sorry had to
@@DARCQ yeah
6:06 ACTUAALLYYY
In Polish history, Queens didn't rule the country. So one day, when Jadwiga was crowned, she was called from that day as King Jadwiga, not a Queen.
Widzę że też jesteś człowiekiem kultury (I see you are men of culture as well)
@@kociarzultimate384 No, jestem XD
There was also a female emperor at some point in China, during either the Tang or Song dynasty - I can't remember off the top of my head. That worked the same way.
@@epikitee2186 spierdolij
R/not wooooosh
4:08 THE WAY HE SAID LECHUGA
In such a godly way
Bajavwisbejwbi
I talk spanish, and the Lechuga comments Is the most stupid thing i read
@@thenoise4485 I talk Spanish?
@@thenoise4485 i duckin died xDD
Put your toaster in the bath to eat in a bath
-4 Subscribers with a hammer addiction _yes_
Put your bath in a toaster to eat in the tesla roadster
Thanks for the tip 👍
@@themachinehead4421 the roadster is a race car type
@@themachinehead4421 you bassically wanna eat in a race car
2:23 thuogt: whats wrong? I like mango. Until i realized..
Nice "thuogts" you got there mate
Honestly, this is partially r/whoosh moments from Gio
Thank you for helping us doubt in the intelligence of the human race. Thank you
*Australian my man picks up snake thinking its a turtle*
theres a thing that's a turtle with a snake neck thint
@@flamersshowsandmore3864 that's beyondTubular
Turtles are armoured snakes
2:28 seems like the name is trying to get sued by Nintendo
“Wii’re sueing!”
Do you speak United States?
*N O I S P E A K C A N A D A*
Edit: why am I still getting comments from this comment
Guys it's been over a year
Perfect comeback. Just perfect.
I speak Egypt
I speak asian
No this is patrick
*I S P E A K M E X I C O*
**face palms till face falls off**
R.I.P
Hyakkimaru!?
Ded
L
ZeoTalented NANI?
5:31 bruh this guy
clearly you put the ice and then a bottle freezes around it
gosh people are so dumb these days
he was probably joking
Another random gamer Imagine being this stupid
@I AM NOOB saying that crash bot is stupid read the comment but slower
he said the bottle freezes around the ice r/woooosh
@Mr. Narwhal I didn’t :/
Adien if you didnt that means i wasnt talking to you
I just found your channel, liked your narration, and now I have subscribed. Congrats, man. Keep up the great videos.
6:31 yeah, because global warming was only discovered in 2019
r/facepalm
On the topic of 4:01 lechuga may be lettuce in spanish, but what you actually tell people to say never give up is "matame". Truly, beautiful words of encouragement.
I committed slap face
Its face palm not face slap
*Facepalm*
r/facepalm
@@specmoment3592
R/Wooosh
Daffier Planet16 that’s the point... @Bumbo Jumbo was joking
How's your nephew Greg doin?
As a kid, I was also told that nobody lived in New Zealand. Like, wtf? The worst part is that I either found this out from a teacher or a documentary.
Agent Mothman you’re thinking of Tasmania
Lol it offends me so much as a New Zealander, we are even left off maps
Truest Blue or just not there in general
Picks up mountain lion
Girl: *O O P S*
7:23 if only there was something, maybe a bar or bottle of it, with the sole purpose of removing fatty compounds ie oils and that it can commonly be found in bathrooms.... jeez, someone needs to create this!
8:58 *they're really fun to enjoy them*
i think this is the true face palm
thought im high and heard wrong
*Mom: Look Its A Dog!*
*Kylie: Is That A Chicken?*
*pig not dog
But still funny 😊
@@julianthefoolian it's my joke omegalul
In my version
"they are just so fun to enjoy"
that's an R/facepalm if I've ever heard one!
lol
Clicking on a giofilms video, thinking it’s bad?
r/facepalm
....
Lol
His voice is so annoying and he says a lot of dumb stuff
@@GabeNewelltheUnicorn hater
wholesome
The medical terminologies one. That one is not bright for a medical student. Future is gray.
@Skylynxify Reborn Don't worry, most of the times they ain't gonna stay long enough to be a doctor lol
Perry Sy
Thought you said future is gay lmao
@@jewelsthecat5331 oh hahaha
6:19 little did 2019 know that the world was going to end the next year
If anyone was wondering..
Q: What do you do if you see a spaceman?
A: Park in it, man ✌
I don't know if you thought of that yourself or it's actually the real answer to the joke, but either way it's pretty funny.
@@chupacabra9357 yeah, it's the original joke ending. I think it's from like the 60s or something
Oh sorry, I picked up a black widow, thought it was a cow...
I tried killing it...
help it bit me
help I'm dead.
*i TrIed tO mIlK tHe wIdOw*
@@moanimates9585 *i wAs oUT oF cHEEsE, oKAy!?!*
Me: *hears the woman who refuses vaccines and tells doctor to do their research*
Me: *facepalms so hard I fly out the window and lose my mind*
WHERE AM I
Frickin' anti-vaxxers... as if a doctor who's got a PhD has never done any research. Oh right, to them, "research" means reading conspiracy theory websites and listening to Jenny McCarthy.
_You are in the future_
Yeah that’s all I got. Sorry for your memory loss.
@@dinoxman8584 He is in a world where 100% of the population is anti-vax, and their children never survive past age 15, so they'll go extinct in a few decades.
"Lechuga" to all of you :3
Thanks for the lettuce
Beep beep lechuga
Me like lettuce
Lechuga to you :>
I hate lettuce
"They're really fun to enjoy"
-Giofilms 2019
I want to trick my cousin into stepping into a puddle of water with socks to "gain powers".😂
6:02 That's true. In XIV age Jadwiga, Woman from Hungary become Polish king, because Polish law says, that ruler of Poland always must be King, not Queen. And she is from Hungary, because Polish king, Kazimierz Wielki didn't had kids, and Poland had to have ruler.
Is that Austria empire ball?
@@hanz2904 No. It's Kashubiaball. Kashubia is little nation in northern Poland.
@@uzytkownikgoogle9383 oh sorry
@@hanz2904 never mind. Most of world don't even know that Kashubia exist.
Fate arthuria
2:20 it took me too long to figure out what was wrong in the picture
Gacha Rex I never found out what was wrong until I read the comments
Bruh do you know what a mango is
I thought it was cheese pasta when I first saw it zoomed in.
3:13 An Antivaxx mom told a doctor to "Do your research". Doesn't medical school require 4 years for bachelor's degree, 4 years for medical school, 3-7 years in residency and fellowships depending on specialty? 11 years of minimum study and research. And she just going to assume that 30 minutes of reading shit posts is gonna made her more knowledgeable than a doctor.
6:00
Welllllllll in 15th Century medival Poland, there was this one girl Named Jadwiga. She was the heir to the Polish throne and since she didn't have a husband at the time and people didn't want a queen, she became the King Jadwiga.
(Later she married this Lithuanian Prince and became a Queen)
ahhhh Poland....
6:04 about that in Polish history there's a moment when there was no male kids in the royal family. That is why they made an exception and made the daughter a KING. This was because women did not get the same obligations as their husbands sitting on the throne.
Jadwiga.
7:54 o.m.g the little shread of hope I had left for humanity is gone
How do u mistake a lion for a dog
🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
You don't
Mason Gaming whu
maybe its a koma inu!
It's hard to tell when they're 36 feet in the air
You never do it twice if you know what I mean
"they are really fun to enjoy" seems fitting for this type of video
(5:40) "male" already covers "transgender male", "male" does not mean "cis-male", and you shouldn't imply that. This is why these options usually goes male/female/other, where you select male if you're cis or trans male.
Florida man drinks blood of gator trying to make DIY Gatorade.
now that poor alligator needs some GATORaid
Woman picks up giraffe thinking it was her hamster
I'm chilean so i literally died with the thing of " *_LECHUGA_* "
YOU COLD CORNDOG
8:38
What if I sucked up tiny noodles and swallow them
AM I EATING? OR AM SLURPING?
What if I Swallow air? Am I breathing or eating?
TH-cam: 6 views
Also youtube: 51 likes
I think TH-cam has finally done it
It's gone insane
r/softwaregore
Ugh I'm starting 5o hate TH-cam
Did you hear about the refresh button?
did you hear about people liking videos before they watch it?
@@scanbbb I watch on Samsung and PC so
“Do you speak United States?”
UNITED STATESSSSSS
No, I yell it
7:16
Lol this happened to me once when I was younger. Except I got out in like ten.
If you but a scrunched up piece of tinfoil and put it in the microwave it will turn in to a perfectly symmetrical round metal ball
This will all happen and your microwave defiantly won't explode and set your entire house on fire
J Thomas I did this why is the bog that I live beside is now on fire and why are there dead things that look like dogs on the sunken ground
Just asking
Uhhhhhhhhhhhh yeaaaaaaaaaaaa that normal ...
Lion jumping 36 feet freaked me out! I laughed so hard xD
First one *AND IM LITERALLY DRAGGING MY HAND AGAINST MY FACE SO HARD MY FACE SKIN IS MOVING DOWN WITH MY HAND*
Kyle Booface man i think i took my head off
Merp can you use it as a hand puppet???
@@kylebooface6359 sure go ahead. I think its called recycling
"What do you do when you see a space man?"
"You park your car in it."
Saw this in another video XD
I bet that a woooosh will happen soon...
Dude You can't park a car in a person smh, are You stupid?
This is intended as a "woosh" joke, ir You woosh me, you get double wooshed
4:12 never give up in spanish is "nunca te rindas" XD
“They’re fun to enjoy!”
Don’t those two words mean the same thing?
Its possibly a tautology
"Neon-a-tologist" the biggest face palm in the entire video. Its pronounced "neo-nate-ologist"
This is going on r/iamverysmart isnt it
Yep
Josue Guzman well shit
r/iamverysmart
Gosh, I'm such a madlad..
I died at the part where it said “ Lions aren’t very good climbers, but they can jump 36 feet!”
Thanks for all the uploads!”!
Do you speak *United States* **National Anthem started playing**
Yes, I also speak Nazi and communism
do you speak obama tho?
I speak Canada
4:48 has anybody noticed that this was 364 days late, not 365? Meaning it was 1 day off from being a year.
Tell me how a baby has less experience than a trained medical professional.
I am dumb and Juan Lopez bEcAUsE a bABy hAS nO eXPeRieNcE iDiOT!!!!!
Hello is this an r/whoosh on my end or yours?
I am dumb and Juan Lopez I have no idea
AnimeGeekGamer r/woooosh
8:45 that happened to me when I locked my self out then turned the date back a lot..
These videos don't make me face palm. They make me lose ALL HOPE that humanity will live for more than a few more years.
Who’s here before everyone is putting !s or multiple A’s so they can be at the top?
@Lyn Wood i think they're talking about the patrons
AAAAAAAAAAAAAI'm first
Wait, they can do that?
Aaaaaaaaaaaaasasaaaaa !!!!!!!!!sasssss
Oh. I feel dumb.
5:35
Imagine being Wooshed this hard
5:00 "Your mic is still for sale?" "Yes, its at 240 AU"
Me after some googling: "Ya, good luck reaching it. Thats almost twice as far as Voyager 1 is."
To the dude that put his phone in the microwave
Your a danger to this world
But it's so easy to confuse a mountain lion with a dog they so similar
zeon omg I wanted to relate it always happens
Yea, they look identical.
zeon - to be fair, if your dog was attacked by an animal you hadn’t seen, things do get awful blurry... not recognizing the mistaken identity *_immediately_* is where she failed.
8:59
Gio: Well guys that was the end of r/facepalm part #13. we’ve done so many of these but their really *fun to enjoy*...
Well Gio... it was very fun to enjoy...
If a lion can leap 36 feet forward then to fly up just look up and leap
I was kidding :)
Lol
When you don't click Read more, you go:
r/facepalm
When you click Read more, you go:
Oh okay.
" sometimes the king is a woman"
Me: That..... is a queen.
You know you video is good when its "Fun To Enjoy"
6:02 I love this because it's stupid but it has actually happened in poland in 1384 Jadwiga of Poland became a king.
Ikr
6:45 2020 corona virus is here! everyone: AHHHHH!
LIFE AS A DOCTER
docter: sir you broke you legs and arms and you are known for having heart attacks while you have extensive amounts of energy
Some random Aussie dude: she be right mate
5:58 There was actually A female "king" in Polish history she got that title because "Queen" was only A king's wife
And "King" was the "boss" of the country.
Wanna get wooshed my friend
@@itsmegiliana3459 yes
@@itsmegiliana3459 Nice challende
*Iphone: IPhone is Disabled for 23 years, 5 months, 52 minutes*
Me: Well then, time to get a new IPhone!
*Cousin goes on iphone*
Iphone: IPhone Is disabled try again in 64 years, 12 hours, 2 minutes
Me: *MOM I NEED A NEW LIFE*
Mom: -Uh..-
0:30 at my school, they have a Spanish meme of the week on one of the modern language rooms. That's what we have this week the caption is "when you take 4 years of Spanish classes"
You already now I'm bout to put my phone in my microwave to eat
cellular devices are by far one of the more high end gourmet foods and i can readily say that i too will be microwaving my phone for consumption and definitely not because i want to cease existing
i don't actually plan on doing that i'm not mentally disturbed
well not to the point that i'd microwave a phone but--
I think that the word lettuce means never give up in German.
Nymphadora Lupin thank you for the confirmation.
_ _ well maybe not in german but i know lettuce means never give up.
@_ _ nice.. Google translate isn't always right btw
I am a Madlad I watch Giofilms at 1 in the morning
I'm more of a Madlass I go to bed one minute after my bedtime *cool emoji*
0:52 I know you secretly like eating phones you can’t hide it from me