same. it feels hes not reading to the end. Also sometimes hes not even reading all the skills before chosing and cant imagine hes memorizing the icons.
@@WhiteKnuckleRide512 brother, his shield builds up insanely quickly such that it out scales poison to a disgusting degree. The weapon that deals damage equal to your shield so drastically dwarfs the health scaling item, that it is the only damage item he needs. Not to mention, he later got a skill which lets you heal off of damage dealt by a weapon
@@sisyphus_strives5463 nothing outscales poison. If you’re healing for full every time it only needs to scale to max health / cooldown of heal item, which is generally what it reaches by the time it starts killing you anyways
Seeing him always take the shop even without money every time with Vanessa and now seeing him ignore every shop while having business (member? (Credit? (Rewards?))) card truly made me rofl
taking out the lion cane at the end and leaving only spices and spiked shield on the board couldve super juiced the shield and doubled its damage, too bad it didn't end up mattering in the last fight since spices was frozen for an eternity
@@the_father8520 yeah I find it weird that he for once had a really good learning experience with chat as vanessa then decided for pyg he'd rather suffer and learn it himself. I mean I respect it if he prefers losing honestly instead of being 'told the answer', so to speak, I just personally feel like if I were a streamer and finally had a good backseating experience I'd want to try and replicate it. like personally when it comes to roguelikes like this, I'm completely fine picking up an overwhelming game and paying attention to everything, it's like the only thing I'm good at. But NL clearly seems to prefer staying in his comfort zone. He stuck with vanessa for a long time, and when starting out he mentioned many times that everything was overwhelming. as pyg he seems to be having trouble telling what to build around, and keeps getting stuck on a few things. Chat is like the oil that keeps NL from getting mind locked. They fix minor build issues in a nonchalant way, and they help clarify that when his build loses to an enemy, it wasn't the build being bad, he just got an unlucky matchup. Or they do say the build is bad, so NL knows to be searching for a pivot and not doubling down on a bad build. To be clear, my opinion is that you can go either way here. All I care about is NL enjoying the game the most, not 'playing the correct way'. From my perspective it honestly seems like he had more fun playing with chat on his early vanessa games than he currently is playing pyg on his own, that's all I'm really trying to say.
Spices is one of the most broken items in the entire game. I got it on Vanessa with a sniper rifle build with the ammo reloading item. My sniper was doing 1.8 billion damage per shot on the training dummy.
He was talking big game about how much he learned and I believed big then bro decided to take a trip back to the dookie ass driving range for 60% of his run, based as fuck
it feels a little unfair to say he needs chat. he didn't really do awfully, what's nice about chat is that it's like autocorrect for gameplay. you're still mostly playing the game, but they tidy up the little mistakes to keep things going smooth.
@ZionSype no just watching backseaters annoy the streamer is annoying. And people know most streamers are not godly pro players. The Bazaar is a buggy RNG-fest, its far from being truly competitive. This means minmax'ing backseaters are just toxic annoyance.
@@ZionSype I could not care less about what he thinks of me personally, I just find it frustrating to watch chat give horrible advice in a condescending manner. Although now that he’s starting to be confident in his own knowledge of the game and is roasting them for saying dumb shit it is actually kinda funny.
i could tell within a few minutes of the run starting that it was gonna be a disaster........and i wasnt wrong. good thing nl makes even failure enjoyable to watch.
him choosing 8% crit rate over the skill that would have given his spiky shield lifesteal made me miss chat heavy (he would have had to sell the cane for it to work but lets be real, a 300 damage cane vs a possibly 3000 damage spiky shield with lifesteal)
So no one was going to tell me that this game was created by retired Hearthstone professional and Twitch Streamer "Reynad"? Dude looks like a druid these days but I remember watching him as a babyface.
I started watching these videos as background only, now it sounds like he is making the correct plays , my mind is soothed and my body relaxed. There is nothing to chill except chill istelf
Me watching him sell the only scaling item he's bought all game, keeping a bronze bushel at day 6, and complaining that his items do nothing: "You just don't get it, do you"
Brother had too many chances to save the run and missed all of them. Heal equal your shield? Nah. Lifesteal on your weapon 1000+ damage weapon? Can't be done.
You could increase the value of the fixer upper with the rewards card for when you go into shops; More shield, but I suppose it is difficult to sell due to its importance, so its less income.
@@AirNeat how was it NL saw the last fight in advance to know he didn't need the shield scaling? Also, Spiked shield might have killed the last guy in time with it, not sure.
I think in the final day I would have pivoted to drop the max health weapon, only use the armor weapon, and pick up the skill that gave lifesteal when using only 1 weapon.
When are people going to let him know that damage is not required and out tanking the sandstorm is a completely viable strategy at all stages of the game? He makes so many poor early game item choices because he thinks you need damage to win fights but you just need to out heal your opponents dps.
38:10 Should have taken Quality over Quantity. It would have healed you to full hp in the last fight and you might have been able to win. Im not 100% sure. I didn't do the math for the cd and the poison dot. Maybe it would't have done anything , but it would still be much better than any of those other skills.
Am I the only one that hears some high-pitched audio issue with NL's mic? It's not my headset, and of the various TH-camrs I watch it's only NL. I've noticed it for a few weeks but no one has mentioned it in the comments. I have to put the video's audio down to 1% otherwise I can feel my ears physically hurt. I know nothing about audio, so I don't know how to describe the problem, but surely I can't be the only one that's noticed????
So I tried getting the game but first off the only option to pay is through pure card payment, which I am not a fan of. Second, it says it costs 33$ and they add 25% so the real cost is 41$ like please what is going on here
The haters said he couldn't do it as Pygmalion.
And they were correct. Honestly great call from the haters.
we all know playing without chat is like a mental debuff for him, not having something to glance at is making his apm too high
Called the tusked helm “Tuscan helm” and the ATM “slot machine” is the reason I keep watching the Egg.
He's so gambling-brained he only sees a slot machine when he looks at a machine that spits out money. RIP Pygmalion you would've loved gachas.
@@PotionSmeller Pygmalion is a goated typo, it's like Pygmalien and Northernlion fused
@@frogwizard9580 Pygmalion is also just the name of the mythological character that Pyg is named after
seeing nl put member card on pelt instead of the item that scales with value really activates my type A chatter
And then on the gumball machine which he never even sold.
He must be rage baiting there’s no way
It's not really going to make a difference anyway. Probably was better to get the gold value
he didn't know the tech, just chill little bro
his plans are measured in centuries
Type A chatters chewing on their armrests with this one
They said a 36-year-old father of one couldn't do it... Look at his pygmalion now
you got me hyped but he literally couldnt do it
@@poornapatel409 he's all ball, no cannon I'm afraid
Keep it up Ryan!
Golf clubs are the new Long johns
Long long man
W Pivot *looks at remaining time on video*
Morgan Freeman's voice: "It was, infact, not a good pivot."
well the pivot was mostly good, he just lost way too much beforehand to give it time
The 2 bespoke TH-cam videos a day feels like the good old days. We are so back
I paint my ship with my canon, but no balls 😈
Now this will inspire the crew
+2
+2
Like my tyrant said at the bar: another ball!
@@PotionSmeller But I don't use cannons ..
Him skipping over "heal equal to your shield" made me so sad
same. it feels hes not reading to the end. Also sometimes hes not even reading all the skills before chosing and cant imagine hes memorizing the icons.
Eh, poison is so good that healing really isn’t worth taking over something that helps with burst damage.
@@WhiteKnuckleRide512 brother, his shield builds up insanely quickly such that it out scales poison to a disgusting degree. The weapon that deals damage equal to your shield so drastically dwarfs the health scaling item, that it is the only damage item he needs. Not to mention, he later got a skill which lets you heal off of damage dealt by a weapon
@@sisyphus_strives5463 nothing outscales poison. If you’re healing for full every time it only needs to scale to max health / cooldown of heal item, which is generally what it reaches by the time it starts killing you anyways
@@WhiteKnuckleRide512 It might not outscale poison, but healing to full every proc sure beats 300 damage once.
Not taking life steal at 38:01 is pure madness
I read this comment so I knew what was going to happen but I was still talking at my screen trying to get him to take it :(
He "pivots" by keeping in items from the previous build. The only weapon doing dmg is the shield, why does he still have the staff??
You know shit’s bad when he’s fighting for his life with the ai 😭
Seeing him always take the shop even without money every time with Vanessa and now seeing him ignore every shop while having business (member? (Credit? (Rewards?))) card truly made me rofl
I don't care if it makes me a type A chatter, seeing him consistently fail to add value to fixer-upper with the rewards card made my hair fall out.
That was his intention. His videos are a technobiological weapon meant to turn everyone bald. Then, we'll have no choice but follow our EggFather.
I am looking forward to the inevitable Pyg Langxian 10-0 gold victory from my top TH-cam content creator of 2024 according to TH-cam, Northernlion
Building Pyg runs with Vanessa and Vanessa runs with Pygmalion, I see
I agree with you, fellow Langxian enjoyer
@tylerphuoc2653 Who NL plays matters, not. I yearn for Langxiang.
taking out the lion cane at the end and leaving only spices and spiked shield on the board couldve super juiced the shield and doubled its damage, too bad it didn't end up mattering in the last fight since spices was frozen for an eternity
I really thought he'd get what this character is about.
He cant even get what the bird he was using was about.
@napalm777 losing to poison after pulling it too was *chef's kiss*
he will, eventually. once he does some runs on stream he'll get better
@@the_father8520 yeah I find it weird that he for once had a really good learning experience with chat as vanessa then decided for pyg he'd rather suffer and learn it himself. I mean I respect it if he prefers losing honestly instead of being 'told the answer', so to speak, I just personally feel like if I were a streamer and finally had a good backseating experience I'd want to try and replicate it.
like personally when it comes to roguelikes like this, I'm completely fine picking up an overwhelming game and paying attention to everything, it's like the only thing I'm good at. But NL clearly seems to prefer staying in his comfort zone. He stuck with vanessa for a long time, and when starting out he mentioned many times that everything was overwhelming. as pyg he seems to be having trouble telling what to build around, and keeps getting stuck on a few things. Chat is like the oil that keeps NL from getting mind locked. They fix minor build issues in a nonchalant way, and they help clarify that when his build loses to an enemy, it wasn't the build being bad, he just got an unlucky matchup. Or they do say the build is bad, so NL knows to be searching for a pivot and not doubling down on a bad build.
To be clear, my opinion is that you can go either way here. All I care about is NL enjoying the game the most, not 'playing the correct way'. From my perspective it honestly seems like he had more fun playing with chat on his early vanessa games than he currently is playing pyg on his own, that's all I'm really trying to say.
"I know i said i wasnt going to do this and i did it three times"
Now THIS is cinema
I get that he’s learning and I don’t expect him to do everything right, but some of these plays are just… gosh read the cards man
Watching NL's Bazaar videos religiously, can't wait to play the game when it comes out F2P
Enell building a sustain build and then removing every scaling item just pogs me up
Spices is one of the most broken items in the entire game. I got it on Vanessa with a sniper rifle build with the ammo reloading item. My sniper was doing 1.8 billion damage per shot on the training dummy.
He was talking big game about how much he learned and I believed big then bro decided to take a trip back to the dookie ass driving range for 60% of his run, based as fuck
I will cry if he doesn't use credit card with fixer upper
I'm sobbing
Tears even
It wouldnt have made a difference. It was already 1000 shield, what you want it to be 1400 shield?
@@AirNeat He would've beaten that last Dooley if it was 1400 shield
@@AirNeat Bigger number better, nerd
he NEEDS chat. bro has a giga shield item that scales with value, an item that scales value, and he uses it on a
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It wouldn't have made a difference. His shield item was already popping
In general it's better to just get the value as immediately spendable gold
@@AirNeat it's an edge. This game is all about getting edge advantages
@@AirNeat in a game where wins can come down to single digits worth of health difference it's the kind of thing that really matters
it feels a little unfair to say he needs chat. he didn't really do awfully, what's nice about chat is that it's like autocorrect for gameplay. you're still mostly playing the game, but they tidy up the little mistakes to keep things going smooth.
Second golf-club run in a row was tough to watch. Excellent work egg.
2nd time in a row where he gets the fixer upper and the item that raises value of adjacent items and doesn't do the combo
The TH-cam only videos for the bazaar are 100x better because chat is actually insufferable when he plays this game
Yeah I prefer to watch him play, not chat.
definitely more fun to watch the bespoke yt vids
He's not gonna text you back bro
@ZionSype no just watching backseaters annoy the streamer is annoying.
And people know most streamers are not godly pro players. The Bazaar is a buggy RNG-fest, its far from being truly competitive. This means minmax'ing backseaters are just toxic annoyance.
@@ZionSype I could not care less about what he thinks of me personally, I just find it frustrating to watch chat give horrible advice in a condescending manner. Although now that he’s starting to be confident in his own knowledge of the game and is roasting them for saying dumb shit it is actually kinda funny.
i could tell within a few minutes of the run starting that it was gonna be a disaster........and i wasnt wrong. good thing nl makes even failure enjoyable to watch.
him choosing 8% crit rate over the skill that would have given his spiky shield lifesteal made me miss chat heavy (he would have had to sell the cane for it to work but lets be real, a 300 damage cane vs a possibly 3000 damage spiky shield with lifesteal)
So no one was going to tell me that this game was created by retired Hearthstone professional and Twitch Streamer "Reynad"?
Dude looks like a druid these days but I remember watching him as a babyface.
Crap, you've discovered our secret
Damn Unc thanks for that ancient lore 😂
I started watching these videos as background only, now it sounds like he is making the correct plays , my mind is soothed and my body relaxed.
There is nothing to chill except chill istelf
Me watching him sell the only scaling item he's bought all game, keeping a bronze bushel at day 6, and complaining that his items do nothing: "You just don't get it, do you"
Really kicking himself over skipping the spiked shield earlier
23:30 When my dad finally comes back from getting milk
Brother had too many chances to save the run and missed all of them. Heal equal your shield? Nah. Lifesteal on your weapon 1000+ damage weapon? Can't be done.
Chat for NL is like chatgpt for essays. My man loses the ability to read without his crutch 😭😭
Absolutely insane thread of videos we're having im here for it all the way
Roman soldiers performing the Phalange shield formation be like
Didn't take kettle bells, bro doesn't even lift
If dude sold the lion head staff and added the spices while he had the spiked shield it would have doubled his damage by thousands…
The inability to see synergies 😂
fuarking banter! loved it
Watching NL rapidly lose his god damn mind trying to make pig work has been the highlight of this series
You could increase the value of the fixer upper with the rewards card for when you go into shops; More shield, but I suppose it is difficult to sell due to its importance, so its less income.
we're bazaar guys, of course we skip our university classes to catch the 10am pst bazaar upload
I’m assuming this is a joke, but take this from someone only a few years removed from college, do not do this.
@@scottbourg8741 cant hear you over the sound of northernlion's dogshit build synergy
It’s finals season you piece
Captain Canada
I've watched a stream and future NL is so cracked at this game.
"I got all this money but nothing to do with it" Welcome to playing Pygmalien
We're Bazaar guys, of course she silvers on my slingshot til I xp
Honestly W pivot at the end though he started seeing the line
I was refreshing and scratching man
I’m tilting, he had an item that increased other item value and an item that shields more base on value and he NEVER PUT IT ON
And he was still overshielding so it didn't matter. He lost to poison
@@AirNeat how was it NL saw the last fight in advance to know he didn't need the shield scaling? Also, Spiked shield might have killed the last guy in time with it, not sure.
The lion item was bad at the end since spices would double the dmg of the spike shield
gANjoe?? Uhh NL its GONEjoe!?
thank god my textbooks were getting a little worn out
i was,, so sure,,, he was gonna get the spiked shield instantly after being SHAFTED by so many spiked shields,,,
i really want to play this game but i’m gonna wait until they fix things like the memory leak. i don’t want to deal with that
Boy do i love seing type A chatters eat the foam insulation when NL does something "wrong".
1940s captain america propoganda poster:
Lifesteal on that shield wouldve gone soooo crazy
I think in the final day I would have pivoted to drop the max health weapon, only use the armor weapon, and pick up the skill that gave lifesteal when using only 1 weapon.
Egg always testing my anxiety with the missplays, more efficient than cellphone game add, he is making me buy the game
I want the golf clubs to work out so bad man
If he picked up that gold textiles thats a silver dub at least
Textiles over the max health scaling staff would have sent this build to the moon
especially with spices potentially doubling the base damage of the (hypothetically) 3000 some damage spike shield
All this bazaar gameplay made me crack. I finally downloaded super auto pets
Am I wrong to think using only spiked shield and spices would have let him nuke every enemy? He'd do at minimum over 4k
Why do I love this guy
i thought he did well until he ran into an op dooley at the end. He really needed haste of some kind.
my soul your beats
Doubling Lions Cane dmg to 700 instead of shield dmg to 6000 I'm PEGGING
When are people going to let him know that damage is not required and out tanking the sandstorm is a completely viable strategy at all stages of the game? He makes so many poor early game item choices because he thinks you need damage to win fights but you just need to out heal your opponents dps.
My strategy gamer of the year
let him cook chat, someone will tell him how to use value eventually
38:10 Should have taken Quality over Quantity. It would have healed you to full hp in the last fight and you might have been able to win. Im not 100% sure. I didn't do the math for the cd and the poison dot. Maybe it would't have done anything , but it would still be much better than any of those other skills.
if the rewards crd had been next to fixer upper wouldn't it have been increasing its value and shield?
My brother you are in delusion
He's not paying any attention to things that didn't matter to Vanissa like value lmao
him seeing the balcony synergy immediately but never seeing the rewards card synergy is actually tilting me
Holy shit he posted again... How.... Bazaar?
Honestly watching nl misplay this character has been the biggest draw to get me to try playing this ha
Not taking + 5% crit chance AND lifesteal on the spiked shield, instead choosing to take flat +8% crit chance has got to be trolling
How many bazaar vids do we get today???
It's amazing how poorly Ryab understands this character.
my goat plays just like me
The weights are amazing NL start getting them
Why not use reward card on the shelter to increase its value every shop?
Am I the only one that hears some high-pitched audio issue with NL's mic? It's not my headset, and of the various TH-camrs I watch it's only NL. I've noticed it for a few weeks but no one has mentioned it in the comments. I have to put the video's audio down to 1% otherwise I can feel my ears physically hurt.
I know nothing about audio, so I don't know how to describe the problem, but surely I can't be the only one that's noticed????
fine on my end
Yo what up my fellow Bazaar heads
So I tried getting the game but first off the only option to pay is through pure card payment, which I am not a fan of. Second, it says it costs 33$ and they add 25% so the real cost is 41$ like please what is going on here
Bizarre me.
Another TH-cam only upload? How The Bazaar
What a horrendously ass run
Diamond assault focus skill -> theyre all bad. WHAT
w pivot
stop skipping xp, please
NL needs to play pyg with chat helping I think
21 seconds ago, guess I’m having a health dose of POG for lunch
Banjo with a G 👎🏻
Gonjow 👍🏻