Bible Dude takes on Net Pirates

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  • @videogamerguy9299
    @videogamerguy9299 7 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    *Coach comes running in*
    COACH: "Heeeeyyy I was going to watch that kid shower!"
    *Bible Dude lifts the Bible*
    COACH: "Wait wait wait! I'm not gay, I'm a pedophile. There's a difference".
    BIBLE DUDE: "Well if it's good enough for the pope it's good enough for me". Lmao!!

    • @TechnoHajikelist
      @TechnoHajikelist 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      What IS the difference?

    • @2t0nrhianwilliams21
      @2t0nrhianwilliams21 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      This shit had me dying the first time I saw this one. And the one when the kids were gonna drink at that party and he killed ole boy cuz he was gay, 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @paulpavlus6664
      @paulpavlus6664 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Too far too far.

  • @DouglasPendletonintherealms
    @DouglasPendletonintherealms 7 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    That ending part was straight savage.

  • @duanehidalgo5484
    @duanehidalgo5484 6 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    "I don't listen to Black Music." 😂😂😂 I just died! 💀💀💀

  • @TheInstantClassic1
    @TheInstantClassic1 14 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    "Downloading music....that's just as bad as lusting after another man while shamfully spilling your seed"
    0_0....WOW.....just.....WOW. XDXDXDXDXD'

  • @RottenRroses
    @RottenRroses 8 ปีที่แล้ว +171

    If it's good enough for the Pope, it's good enough for me!

  • @galexeqe
    @galexeqe 9 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    At least Bible Dude is deliberate comedy because then there's Bilbleman and that shit is just scary

  • @mackcummy4976
    @mackcummy4976 9 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    Locker rooms are known to have he best wireless connections.

  • @NightBeast12
    @NightBeast12 11 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    "Well if its good enough for the pope, it's good for me."

  • @quentindonahue9042
    @quentindonahue9042 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I want to see some serious soaping action in that shower!!!😂😂😂😂

  • @Xzamilloh
    @Xzamilloh 14 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    "I'm not gay, I'm a pedophile..there's a difference!!" Why is MadTV not still on anymore and SNL is??

    • @irllcd13
      @irllcd13 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Because of triggered PC snowflakes and greedy network executives.

    • @1MindRaper
      @1MindRaper ปีที่แล้ว

      You're sick!!

    • @hardcorenativextreme
      @hardcorenativextreme 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      SNL had backing and created careers, Madtv did have them on the ropes in the 90's but they came back with vengeance

  • @ThePurestMayhem
    @ThePurestMayhem ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "shamefully spilling your seed" 😂🤣😂🤣

  • @WWFederation1
    @WWFederation1 10 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    That endin was horrifing omg lol

  • @DaxSports1
    @DaxSports1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Mathew 4:20 "And at once they left their nets and followed Him." Incase yall was wonderin

    • @jacobpadilla2025
      @jacobpadilla2025 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      4:20
      🐀🐁🐁🐁🐁
      🐁🐁🐁🐁🐁
      🐁🐁🐁🐁🐁
      🐁🐁🐁🐁🐁

  • @firstlylasty8687
    @firstlylasty8687 9 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    Who names their kid Judas?

    • @zapkvr
      @zapkvr 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Or Pontius

    • @svfin
      @svfin 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      +Firstly Lasty im gonna name my kid brutus.

    • @greengoblinkush1404
      @greengoblinkush1404 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Jews

    • @Kotazo85
      @Kotazo85 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      same people who names a rotweiler jesus...

    • @shnbwmn
      @shnbwmn 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Biggus Dickus

  • @stormvorm
    @stormvorm 16 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    This is one of the best MadTV skits ever. "I don't like black music...except Hootie and the Blowfish".

    • @mrbisshie
      @mrbisshie ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes.

    • @Wis_Dom
      @Wis_Dom ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I love how it showed how racist white christians are. 🤣

  • @mackcummy4976
    @mackcummy4976 9 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    I don't mind paying for music but not a dollar per song

    • @LP-ct9nk
      @LP-ct9nk ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol what do you think of streaming now

  • @ballinnicoya23
    @ballinnicoya23 15 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    i like how in the end when he jumps to fly away, you can see him start to come down from the jump. lmao

  • @Azzaelea
    @Azzaelea 16 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "Before you download that song, why don't you upload this" .. that has gone to be one of my favourite parts of this sketch.

  • @bgnin
    @bgnin 15 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "If it's good enough for the pope its good enough for me"

  • @GTA5Player1
    @GTA5Player1 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    If there's one thing God cares about, it's the profits on multi-billion dollar corporations!

  • @letthepainremain
    @letthepainremain 8 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    "Damn! I don't wanna hear your stuff, man!"

  • @mycolddeadeyes
    @mycolddeadeyes 12 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Coach Nutston. XD My lungs hurt from laughing so hard hearing that.

  • @aflamrecab1
    @aflamrecab1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I like that sketch where Bible Dude was reciting the Begats in the bible as if they held a moral message

  • @TheAPLifter
    @TheAPLifter 10 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Bible man is stuart!! this is great

  • @libbyandtai
    @libbyandtai 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    One of the funniest skits ever and one of the best on going jokes is that they read REAL Bible verses except they have nothing to do with the context of the episode when other verses would be more applicable. It’s like oh let’s read a verse about Samson getting his hair cut and use that to judge tax evasion LOL

    • @GTA5Player1
      @GTA5Player1 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ah, just like real Christians

  • @tomi20nor
    @tomi20nor 16 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    LOL
    "if it's good enough for the pope, then it's good enough for me"
    so brutal

  • @theknightswhosayfrak
    @theknightswhosayfrak 12 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    After the credits Nick Fury walks into the church Bible Dude works at.

  • @muimotion
    @muimotion 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Wow. This is exactly why Madtv is BETTER then SNL ever was. They even made fun of the Catholic church even then!
    :O They were truly prophetic at times!

    • @jeremyriley1238
      @jeremyriley1238 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Indeed. Nowadays, a show like MadTV would never fly due to how easily offended our culture has become.

  • @Makotousaki
    @Makotousaki 14 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    If it's good enough for the pope, it's good enough for me!
    Oh lord!

  • @luisruizalvarez6860
    @luisruizalvarez6860 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Imagine this sketches in 2022, hahahaha

  • @Gamingnstuff131
    @Gamingnstuff131 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    “Downloading music. That’s almost as bad as lusting after another man while spilling your seed.”
    🤣

  • @mergingbutterfly
    @mergingbutterfly 10 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Is the Bible dude Stuart

    • @SuperHornetA51
      @SuperHornetA51 10 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      You mean "Michael McDonald"

    • @mergingbutterfly
      @mergingbutterfly 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I dont know these actors by there names only the actor names is Micheal McDonald Stuart then yes I dont look them up nor research them.

  • @DJ_PROMO_PR
    @DJ_PROMO_PR 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Madtv, sketch comedy with cojones.

  • @alexkx8599
    @alexkx8599 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This is a hundred percent spot on.

  • @kamineproperty
    @kamineproperty 16 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Yeah there's a bible man. He has his own series and everything that's pretty much just like the parody.

  • @Brandon-yy5cc
    @Brandon-yy5cc ปีที่แล้ว

    This is awesome! I wish I had the ability to do what Bible Dude does lol 😂

  • @kuroc2003
    @kuroc2003 12 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    If it's good enough for the pope it's good enough for me. HAHAHAHAHA

  • @hkfan1980
    @hkfan1980 14 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    @Darkrise714 bible dude and choir boy? and the skit was called teen pop music i think XD

  • @sparty007
    @sparty007 15 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    aries spears is a pimpin jesus

  • @fleurgi
    @fleurgi 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    I think Jesus was talking about being in the music video for the song featured on madtv's trl. That trl skit is simply the best!

  • @AFVfan1
    @AFVfan1 16 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "File corrupted." lol

  • @exas4791
    @exas4791 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love satire !

  • @Tronathon242
    @Tronathon242 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That early 2000's locker room has a good Internet connection does it?

  • @KrasMazovHatesYourGuts
    @KrasMazovHatesYourGuts 15 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Funny part is that there really IS a television series just like this called Bibleman, cheap special effects and all. And it really IS as over-the-top and cheesy as this.

  • @testyetasty
    @testyetasty 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    2020?lmao been a long time since I have seen these!!!

  • @JohnSmith-wr6rr
    @JohnSmith-wr6rr 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    4:25 onward that is some serious message they delivered in those comedic lines....

  • @z3rocool713
    @z3rocool713 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    A black Jesus? Now I've seen everything

  • @irishboy_pa
    @irishboy_pa ปีที่แล้ว

    Lol I remember when song feature like 5 different singer/rappers

  • @Ty123Kez
    @Ty123Kez 12 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    it's the boss!!

  • @mizzury54
    @mizzury54 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love that jab at " featuring" BS.

  • @Bigwi3
    @Bigwi3 15 ปีที่แล้ว

    You know April 20th the national stoner holiday 4 20. everyone gets BAKED on that day

  • @percyperanamus7432
    @percyperanamus7432 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I miss mad tv

  • @RXdash78
    @RXdash78 13 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    How did they get a camera inside penn state's locker room?

  • @tupufolasa1170
    @tupufolasa1170 9 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Those scriptures are actually true. We should all repent.

  • @JasonDelarosa2000
    @JasonDelarosa2000 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Tonight's episode can also be: "Keep it Off the Down-load"

  • @elmerdraco3
    @elmerdraco3 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Am i the only one who noticed his suit with mathew 4:20

  • @jennylover456
    @jennylover456 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    oh my god..that pep talk in the begginning was so sexual hahaha

  • @Aspirerx
    @Aspirerx 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    i loled at the black jesus more than anything LOLOLOL!!!!

  • @KamenRiderScar
    @KamenRiderScar 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    That's got to be one conversation with Thor.

  • @CityofButterfly
    @CityofButterfly 16 ปีที่แล้ว

    yeah, the real Bibleman is just like that, only he's serious.

  • @Megamans64
    @Megamans64 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    that was awesome, ghee thankx bible dube.

  • @christianlegoguy14
    @christianlegoguy14 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    I was just waiting for you to say that! haha

  • @saulkyoda1976
    @saulkyoda1976 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I guess Christian preachers like all age ....

    • @jeremyriley1238
      @jeremyriley1238 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      The ending is a joke referencing the scandal happening at the Catholic church at the time where some priests were molesting children. Makes me wonder how they got hired in the first place.

  • @larrelllewis9407
    @larrelllewis9407 ปีที่แล้ว

    That ending was savage LMAO

  • @ThatSweetGamer
    @ThatSweetGamer 12 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    They made Sandusky look skinny in here...

  • @Sweezlballin
    @Sweezlballin 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    man, i am so downloading this clip!

  • @rakusho
    @rakusho 16 ปีที่แล้ว

    yeah!!! im looking for one of this for a long time thx^^
    also could someone upload a video of bible dude together w/ choir boy^^
    that would be funny^^

  • @andrewandreas2625
    @andrewandreas2625 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    What did I miss - I was to busy downloading music, ah never mind I'll download it later.

  • @85AngelRogue
    @85AngelRogue 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    LoL
    That Jesus 😂

  • @christianlegoguy14
    @christianlegoguy14 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Because I was watching Bible Man and this was a related video... I had never hear of bible dude so I clicked on it.

  • @ruegaillard
    @ruegaillard 12 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    anyone else notice "matthew 4:20"?

  • @Darkrise714
    @Darkrise714 14 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Does anyone know which episode was when Bible dude had a sidekick and about Hillary Duff music?

  • @najhoant
    @najhoant 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    I just now realized that the Bible Dude theme song is a parody of the Spiderman theme song

  • @classicrockstation
    @classicrockstation 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Bible Dude > 7th Heaven

  • @1984Phalanx
    @1984Phalanx 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    "There's a difference" XD

  • @MuktadirAlam
    @MuktadirAlam 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    this is gold..

  • @Barber747
    @Barber747 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    @rachyns19
    To be exact, Meyers was only on MadTV for two seasons (2002-04).

  • @sayhai
    @sayhai 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    that's our dude.

  • @Barber747
    @Barber747 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    @LightningEmperor18
    I agree with that. Strangely enough I never felt any utter disappointment when MadTV was cancelled. I read up their excuse for cancelling it was that it became too expensive to produce and that they blamed the economy for it. But regardless, season eleven was the show's last good season, according to my opinion--after that it just fell into the gutter and pretty much never made a significant recovery.

  • @Hannex433
    @Hannex433 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    "I wouldnt mind a copy of that new Amy Grant CD" lol

  • @chadwickmacarthur4760
    @chadwickmacarthur4760 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    We had a couch like that couch filiache aka. feel my crotch. And he was more of french teacher than a couch

  • @MiXVoy
    @MiXVoy 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Way better than BibleMan

  • @codeb24
    @codeb24 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    i love how madtv hit the bible...more!!!

  • @CraftyArts
    @CraftyArts 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I remember when they censored the audio saying the pope on fox, glad to see comedy central had the balls.

    • @jeremyriley1238
      @jeremyriley1238 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I believe that is due to FOX being a network television channel, which means they have to follow standards and practices to avoid offending anyone because that would cause the FCC to crack down (unlike Comedy Central, which is a cable channel, hence can get away with almost anything).

  • @cooliovasquez
    @cooliovasquez 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    hahaha love bible dude

  • @AztecMC1
    @AztecMC1 11 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Jesus was Black; this is funny & realistic :)

    • @mstr293
      @mstr293 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Aztec MC Haha... Great Joke, bro! And MLK and Malcolm X is white! XD

    • @voodoochild7533
      @voodoochild7533 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Jesus was middle eastern.

    • @dimviesel
      @dimviesel 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@voodoochild7533 Wrong. Rev.1-14-15. There were no arabs in that land until 640 a.d. Jesus Was Black, dude👍

  • @madvidz9819
    @madvidz9819 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    The beast of revelation lol verse

  • @saulkyoda1976
    @saulkyoda1976 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Yeah, if is good enough for the Pope .....)))))) HAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHHAHHH !!!

  • @Kidz24
    @Kidz24 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Jerry sandusky ladies and gentlemen! =D

  • @xzenitramx666
    @xzenitramx666 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    bibleman is more cringey

  • @mackcummy4976
    @mackcummy4976 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    So it this supposed to be a high school or middle school football team?

  • @radiantstudios1017
    @radiantstudios1017 16 ปีที่แล้ว

    Agreed. I must now go and make up for the I.Q. drop...

  • @JBSauce
    @JBSauce 16 ปีที่แล้ว

    Big fat stinkin' dealio...lolz

  • @TheAlmsivi
    @TheAlmsivi 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    But, he told you not to judge unless you'd like to be judged.

  • @ReegyDee
    @ReegyDee ปีที่แล้ว

    Thank God Jesus wouldn't treat them like that ❤

  • @Its_Only_genjutsu
    @Its_Only_genjutsu 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    @ColdNorthProductions to all my houston texas country muffins, baby lemmi hit that liquor and that blunt you puffin. and after that ima throw that fuckin young money up and we can both watch it fall like its bunji juuuumpiin. man im so high, next time i wont smoke all of the ounce you buy. i almost forgot to blow the candles out cuz i dont really wanna fall asleep and light this house on fire

  • @Giorc93
    @Giorc93 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    4:30 take that pope xD

  • @mizzury54
    @mizzury54 ปีที่แล้ว

    LOL. I just noticed the Matthew 4:20

  • @user-fy3nf3lg2j
    @user-fy3nf3lg2j 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    haha theres no way this would get on the air today.

  • @thehoosierfortheUK
    @thehoosierfortheUK 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    You're watching PAX; entertainment for brick walls!