Catch me Live 🎤 Tickets 🎟 davidlucascomedy.com Manchester, CT- Feb 16-17th Tampa, Florida- Feb 23-24th Vancouver, BC - March 1-2nd Charlotte, NC - March 20th Greensboro, NC - March 21st Greenville, SC - March 22-23rd Richmond, VA - March 29-30th
Gold David, hey saw you onTwitter, they are trying to cancel you. Show them you got soldiers in your army. Never stop talking truth and being hilarious
They need to do a episode when David Lucas meets David Goggins, David goggins would be like you wanna be fat the rest in your life merry Christmas muthaf, stay hard
Yo, Jeremy from The Quartering on TH-cam here wants you on his show! He has a video that covers your show that went into a spiral lol. I'd really like to see you two communicate and have fun, I think it could be a hilarious video
@@DannyToldyasoWho cares? His coffee has nothing to do with his channel, and you act like he isn't allowed to hussle. Why get mad at his hussle when there are people out there making money off of human trafficking? You sir are a joke of a human. I've seen bolders with more boiancy. But selling crack is fine right? But not coffee. Get over your karen minded self.
I was watching this dude stand up last night and when i fell asleep i had nightmare about him running and laughing behind me!! I have major flashback rn
EXTREMELY, BRAVE DUDE!, ROASTS, ARE ROASTS!, THE RAT PACK, DID IT IN MY DAYS!, IT'S SOMETHING THAT SHOULD BE DONE!, TO EVERYONE!, JUST TO PUT EVERYONE IN PERSPECTIVE., GOD BLESS.
You had a choice in choosing the type of fan you wanted , and instead of choosing those who dont get offended and start threatening when their feelings are hurt. You Choose the type that you need to apologize too and then need to watch what you say in front of them. Good job . I hope you start apologizing for all of your "special" jokes and the lbgt ones aswell
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Manchester, CT- Feb 16-17th
Tampa, Florida- Feb 23-24th
Vancouver, BC - March 1-2nd
Charlotte, NC - March 20th
Greensboro, NC - March 21st
Greenville, SC - March 22-23rd
Richmond, VA - March 29-30th
Greensboro!
Aye add Orlando to your FL stops we need you!
Wish I knew you were in the Ville! Thanks for stopping by
@@SconedColdSober His dates are posted for months ahead of time.
You gotta come to Australia my dude
The way the son and dad look at each other when David said “the meatloaf cold”. You know that shit really happened 😂😂
Shut up
Yoo I'm glad I wasn't the only one to catch that wtfff 😂😅
Damn good catch haha
This format is so much better than crowd work. Keep uploading these David!
What's your ethnicity? "Dermatology" 💀 BRUH 😂😭
And I said damn this girl look good... 3 seconds later nope lmao
@@TheNotoriousNemo 💀
looks like she was homeschooled with the other kid lmao
@@HelloDapp graduated via chapgpt
"My cousin got bit by a gay guy today," is CRAZY! :)
Shut it
I’m quite sure Theo actually said that before.
Yea that's literally Theo's joke and he says "we'll see" right after 😂😂 that's why David said it
Can’t get enough of these roasts man come on up here to Vancouver Canada you will have tons of material 😂😂😂😂
That guy that said fentanyl makes me proud to be from kentucky. Bro didn’t hesitate a second 😂
Appreciate you coming to the 502 David. The show was amazing! Can’t wait til the next time you come thru!
Well, here we go: nobody laughs harder at a David Lucas joke, than David Lucas.
Number one sniper in Mexico lmfao
Had a great time at this show! Can't wait to see you again, David. I got tickets to see William Montgomery next month.
fent in tha air im crying 🤣
Loved you seeing you in Houston, can't wait for you to come back bro!!
Love David. Gonna try and get to the Tampa show. That viral clip of the GF joke walking the audience out... legendary.
The way I just screamed at the last joke. 😂😂😂
david has the gentlest sneeze for such a big dude
I loved the military joke at 5:37! "How many people did you kill?" had me crying!
Join now;
Cry now and later
-LD24
I knew the first time I seen this guy on Killa Tony he was going places
I saw him last month in Cali. He was incredible!! 😊
He looks like the spokesman for the statue that sits out front of houses lookin like they hold horses reigns
I like the roasts. As long as they don't turn into karens. 🤣
The best Karen's are those who visibly leave off stage.
The worst? Prime for getting roasted by Jerry Springer. Or worse, "The Jeremy Kyle Show"
Theo Von looks like young Elliott Smith.
that’s me… ouch.
@@joemama-gh1gl
Nice to meet you, big fan.
That 2nd guy was the Ethan Klein lookalike. 😂
Smh shut up fool
Did we watch the same vid or u mistaking someone for Ethan lmaoo
@@Icegrip12the weird 2nd guy with the eye brows. 😂
Ayyyy shoutout to Nicole Tran!!!! Gotta love her 😂 "HAPPY NEWWWW YEEEEEAR"
That is one dangerous dude with a mic, man.
nahhhhh bro had a chance to just leave and not come on stage that was wild. "Of course he a sucker" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
😆
most atrocious outfit I have ever seen
Gold David, hey saw you onTwitter, they are trying to cancel you. Show them you got soldiers in your army. Never stop talking truth and being hilarious
@@mumchlaxIssa nike tech I think they look clean just not on bro 🤣 David just upset they ain’t made in his size. Jk lmfaooo
@@mumchlax idk if it’s the outfit or just his aura 😂😂bro came on with his tail tucked between his legs already knowing what was bout to happen
whats your ethnicity? Dermatology. TF? Lmaoooooooooo
I love the the fact all swear words have been censored out, a part from fentanyl which has killed millions of people. Like it's gunna help hahaha
He lives a dream job. Roasting people thats paying to come see you.
this one of the funniest ones in a minute 🤣
David beat his ex for not making his meatloaf correctly
I’m so proud of you David. I really am. Love you David
I thought he had Knee high boots too 😂😂😂
That last one took me outta there 😂😂😂
Almost forgot that cartoon, thanks for the reference lol , woody wood pecker my fav growing up too
Just discovered this dude after the recent controversy. And i like him already.
wtf I see u on them crime videos commenting lol
“This the number sniper in Mexico” god damnnnnnn son 😂😂
If Theo Von and Tom Brady had a baby.
You apologized!
Has never failed to make me laugh 😂🎉❤
Sharp as a tack, this man!
Legend
4:15 😂 wild
Bro I literally died laughing last night watch a older KT where you fucking FLAMED that Tom papa cat bro. Mad Respect!
Shutup
Stop
@@ericzimmerman5704 is that what you tell your daddy when he's clapping ur cheeks gayeboi?
On god it was bro😂
You are hilarious!
My brand of comedy! Make it to Wichita Kansas please, we need comedic relief!
I can tell the difference between his fake roasting laugh, and his real laugh.
They need to do a episode when David Lucas meets David Goggins,
David goggins would be like you wanna be fat the rest in your life merry Christmas muthaf, stay hard
The Theo dude has the face of Elliot Smith.
that’s me… ouch. that one hurts😭
Where's the video for Pottstown, PA ? We had a Theo look-alike too.
Ayoo Dermatology chick tho 👀🔥😅😂
Never stop making fun of everyone bro. Keeping it fun.😂
the im sorry boss
fuck lmao
Shut up
Good work
Come to Australia g!
My new favorite comedian 😂🎉
That was fire!
Damn killin it
Chill bruh stop
This is great. Not every day I find a hilarious new comedian. Please keep speaking your mind. Do not bend the knee to the Karens and Shanequas.
Damn, there is nothing cooler than a comedian self censoring their jokes for ad revenue. So fucking cool
And the best part? Only for the first few seconds was he QUACKing like a Duck
Pay him then so he doesn’t have to
Come back to Syracuse, sucks I missed you there!
Yo, Jeremy from The Quartering on TH-cam here wants you on his show! He has a video that covers your show that went into a spiral lol. I'd really like to see you two communicate and have fun, I think it could be a hilarious video
The Quartering is just a grifter. Go find out who makes his coffee then you’ll see the light. If you bring it up he will block you. 😂
@@DannyToldyaso interesting. People should sue him for that, if it's true. False advertising that is. This is why I buy nothing lol
@@DannyToldyasoWho cares? His coffee has nothing to do with his channel, and you act like he isn't allowed to hussle. Why get mad at his hussle when there are people out there making money off of human trafficking? You sir are a joke of a human. I've seen bolders with more boiancy.
But selling crack is fine right? But not coffee. Get over your karen minded self.
@@DannyToldyasothere's a new video lol Jeremy is so mad at David he didn't even promote his coffee for a whole vid 😂
@UC7oqVtd5-RuiprLL__NjaeA scam alert ⚠️ 📢 🚩
The Asperger's guy was holding it down. Most people with Asperger's are very socially awkward.
God made 50 facial templates and tried to spread them around the world 😂
Please come to Georgia Or Chattanooga TN area, I Would love to see your comedy in person !
FYI, he's originally from Macon, GA.
Damn bro you was in my town and missed won't miss the next one.
Shut it
lmaooooo young theo
You are funny af dude.
What happened to the Fort Wayne show? Did I miss it? 😔
This Macon funny ash
I dig the selective bleeping of cuss words.
It’s almost like we have Patrice again 🎉❤
those quacks are mad annoying ngl
John Fetterman and Theo Von went to a David Lucas show…
Fire
I was watching this dude stand up last night and when i fell asleep i had nightmare about him running and laughing behind me!!
I have major flashback rn
Great stuff, David.
Stop
was that bingbing!?
david makes me hungry
Oh of course 😂😂😂
Some pioneer shit😊
Why doesn't David Lucas have a Netflix special?
DL u the man bro, great shows!! When u comin out east to NewYork... we gonna be on lookout for tix ✌️ 🖤
How the fuck did I miss this shit
Ayeee the short lady who didnt know her race wassup with it
Bro looks like theo von and eli manning
it’s me lmfao… i guess that’s better than the elliot smith ppl saying i look like
@joemama-gh1gl had to Google that one lol itb could always be worse.
I can’t watch weak comedy let alone “bleeps “
Theo however, GANG!
GANG BABY
You are hard to warm up to but that was funny.
Wow you sound just like a duck when u cuss
I hope you accept Jericho Green's invite to go on his channel.
QUACK QUACK QUACK. all I hear
LSU is not in Louisville 🤦🏽♂️
EXTREMELY, BRAVE DUDE!, ROASTS, ARE ROASTS!, THE RAT PACK, DID IT IN MY DAYS!, IT'S
SOMETHING THAT SHOULD BE DONE!, TO EVERYONE!, JUST TO PUT EVERYONE IN PERSPECTIVE., GOD BLESS.
"Quacking out" cuss words is soooooghaaaaay
Soo Funny!
Dermatology is an ethnicity.☝️👏👏👏
You had a choice in choosing the type of fan you wanted , and instead of choosing those who dont get offended and start threatening when their feelings are hurt. You Choose the type that you need to apologize too and then need to watch what you say in front of them. Good job . I hope you start apologizing for all of your "special" jokes and the lbgt ones aswell
david give these people the mic for a little bit because we can't hear these people are saying
Hodgetwins have a podcast now would be dope to see y'all having discussions about the woke shit going on and the attack on comedy.
"Comedy" is a sesspool these days.
So is spelling words correctly.
It’s fentanyl btw