thank you for letting me rant at you about fish for 44 minutes. If you have any context around the descriptions I am open to hearing it and possibly adjusting star ratings but ONLY FOR THOSE!!! Everything else is science, so you must present alternative evidence or I won't be changing my mind!!!!!!
i cannot express enough the desire i now feel to make this into a survey for the rest of us to fill out… see how your scientific facts compare to community opinion 👀
32:30 Steve Irwin was killed by one of these guys, and he was Australian. "ripper" is Aussie slang for something being awesome or great. "rip" can also stand in for "rest in peace" so that's my interpretation of it!
I believe the crab description says "Arg!" as a reference to a crab i.e. a crabby person. (Or maybe it's a reference to Mr. Krabs but then I think it would say "Arr!"). I don't think that moves the needle at all since 1 or 2 stars is still fair but just wanted to provide the context :3
Also I think the description for the eel ("Eel? EEL!") is a reference to the Metal Gear series where when you die (as the character Snake) your correspondent over your intercom starts panicking like, "Snake, talk to me... Snake? SNAKE!" but idk maybe that's a stretch
thank you for letting me rant at you about fish for 44 minutes. If you have any context around the descriptions I am open to hearing it and possibly adjusting star ratings but ONLY FOR THOSE!!! Everything else is science, so you must present alternative evidence or I won't be changing my mind!!!!!!
Also apparently if you properly clean lionfish they don't kill you so that's cool
Clownfish are coated in mucus, which is why they’re immune to anemone stings, so they’re probably very slippery
My partner argues that alligators should be at least a little camp because "you can't say gator without gay"
Wow I gasped, this is sage wisdom honestly
Can confirm, gators are quite gay
"Does this fish have sex appeal?" it ain't called the Fish & Game dept for nothing 🎣
This is giving Trixie's "Do fish have boobs? Let's talk about it."
I think the salmon was robbed. The model they use for "salmon" is the ever iconic sockeye salmon and they are very sexy and very camp
i cannot express enough the desire i now feel to make this into a survey for the rest of us to fill out… see how your scientific facts compare to community opinion 👀
Waaaait that should 100% happen
32:30 Steve Irwin was killed by one of these guys, and he was Australian. "ripper" is Aussie slang for something being awesome or great. "rip" can also stand in for "rest in peace" so that's my interpretation of it!
I like the inclusion of RIP and I will be incorporating that into my interpretation!!
1:34 Judging Criteria
2:29 Alligator
3:09 Axolotl
3:38 Large Mouth Bass
4:12 Bluegill
4:49 Bowfin
5:21 Bull Shark
5:58 Carp
6:26 Catfish
7:06 Crab
7:42 Crappie
8:10 Crayfish
8:41 Drum
9:09 Frog
9:44 Gar
10:21 Golden Bass
10:52 Goldfish
11:14 Guppy
11:42 King Salmon
12:19 Koi
13:01 Leech
13:38 Mooneye
14:13 Muskellunge
14:45 Perch
15:05 Pike
15:50 Pupfish
16:14 Rainbow Trout
16:43 Salmon
17:06 Snail
17:45 Sturgeon
18:05 Toad
18:33 Turtle
19:11 Walleye
19:44 Angelfish
20:18 Atlantic Salmon
20:47 Bluefish
21:20 Clownfish
21:43 Coelacanth
22:20 Dogfish
22:56 Eel
23:18 Flounder
23:43 Golden Manta Ray
24:06 Great White Shark
24:31 Grouper
24:59 Hammerhead Shark
25:30 Herring
25:52 Krill
26:14 Lionfish
26:49 Lobster
27:15 Man O' War
28:05 Manta Ray
28:38 Marlin
29:00 Octopus
29:34 Oyster
30:16 Sawfish
30:37 Seahorse
30:56 Sea Turtle
31:19 Shrimp
31:49 Squid
32:09 Stingray
32:43 Sunfish
33:06 Swordfish
33:37 Tuna
34:17 Whale
34:48 Wolffish
35:18 Bone
35:45 Old Boot
36:07 Branch
36:36 Diamond
37:31 Drink Rings
37:57 Plastic Bag
38:30 Soda Can
38:58 Weed
39:37 Anomalocaris
40:13 Helocoprion
40:53 Horseshoe Crab
41:35 Leedsichthys
43:27 Unidentified Fish Object
43:13 Creature
43:56 Results
Can I steal this :3
@ Hmmm, no. (jk yes you may)
We need a judge who isn't biased against wordplay and rhymes 😔
Unfortunately I'm the judge you got 😔
41:57 "It kind of looks... ...I shan't say" oh my GOD 😭😭
String Ray description ‘what a ripper’ is something Steve Irwin would say. And he died from a sting ray barb to his heart.
...this came to me while editing but I didn't want it to be true....
@ yeah. Pretty morbid. Honestly, it’s the first thing I think of when I see sting rays.
My cat was riveted for the duration
this video piked my interest
Hm
🍅🍅🍅
I'm telling my children this is Bill Nye
Knowing I was the 1000th view on this video specifically is now one of my biggest achievements in life
As an academic librarian, THIS was the science I needed today 🙌
I thought this was a dream! But it does exist.
okay, im obsessed with this. the little guy-style rating system is perfect. i need you to do one of these for animal crossing fish
I believe the crab description says "Arg!" as a reference to a crab i.e. a crabby person. (Or maybe it's a reference to Mr. Krabs but then I think it would say "Arr!"). I don't think that moves the needle at all since 1 or 2 stars is still fair but just wanted to provide the context :3
I was so worried I'd never get to finish this!!! ❤😭❤
Smash or pass: fish edition ❤
I agree with the lack of alligator sex appeal. not sexy. 0/10
I thought, the description of the crab referred to saying "Ah, crap" :D I might be completely wrong tho LMAO
OHHHH that's clever!!
for the diamond description it shouldve been "shine bright like a diamond". missed opportunity
fish
Fsh
Hot fishes get bitches
My partner works as a fish monger and I’m so excited to show him this and laugh at his confusion.
Will update this later with the results!
Yooo, the Coelacanth was robbed!! That catchphrase was fire 🔥
Have you tried gifting glittery jewlery to the fish
Also, as a person from a reservation called leech lake, I feel a little proud we made the list.
LITTLE GUYS DAILY MENTION!!
this video is perfect, i think. Perfect, sending this to my friends
As someone who has held an Axolotl Thay are indeed very very slippery and strangely soft to the touch
Incredibly charming video, so happy the algorithm blessed me with this!
2 minutes in and im glad i discovered this channel!! Funny shit
Omg Professor EJ!! Will there be a test?? 😂
Also I think the description for the eel ("Eel? EEL!") is a reference to the Metal Gear series where when you die (as the character Snake) your correspondent over your intercom starts panicking like, "Snake, talk to me... Snake? SNAKE!" but idk maybe that's a stretch
Waaaait you may be onto something there!
If I was the eel, I'd be so pissed right now.
Robbed legends fr
Sunfish flesh is actually super low in nutrients since they only eat jellyfish so not very munchable I'd say
good video to play in the background while webfishin! also good for them, good for them
The crab was a reference to mr crabs I think
I dunno. Looks like kinda fishy, you know ?
This video deserve a C+, at least !
*runing away*
this is the most important vidoe
The sting ray joke is I think? Australian? From what I recall it means ✨Really good✨
Little Guys Daily mention 🎉🎉🎉
I can't tell what video was weirder
This one
Or
Another video I watched about what acnh character is most edible
This is why i turn on notifications
I think we can all agree that the leeds is the best fish full stop.
go fish! 🎉🎉
Feesh