Why I spent Christmas in the ER

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  • @360xo
    @360xo ปีที่แล้ว +338

    i’m gonna tell my kids and grandkids about the kidney stone story. thank u for this, clint.

  • @ayoitscat
    @ayoitscat ปีที่แล้ว +211

    Him explaining that he woke up his whole family is the hardest I've laughed at something in a long time

    • @OJX.
      @OJX. ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I passed a kidney stone last year and the first thing I did was tell my whole family too lmao. I even told my friends in discord.

    • @fgqgqlfqsfsffeff
      @fgqgqlfqsfsffeff ปีที่แล้ว

      Truly one of his most stories.

    • @jillsandwitch67
      @jillsandwitch67 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      the fucking kidney stone fairy killed me

  • @JaxsonGalaxy
    @JaxsonGalaxy ปีที่แล้ว +79

    Clint's chat is the funniest chat. "Did you taste it?" from like 100 different people at different times cracked me up.

  • @rjhstuffs
    @rjhstuffs ปีที่แล้ว +183

    This is gonna start Clint's oxy addiction arc, can't wait!

    • @Robert_D_Mercer
      @Robert_D_Mercer ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I'm a huge Perc Angle Fan (WWE Kurt Angle). Some homies go crazy when on that shit.

    • @ZombieaidZ
      @ZombieaidZ ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Robert_D_Mercer mans was doing Jeff hardy shit during that time

  • @juicychr
    @juicychr ปีที่แล้ว +58

    That’s Clint “Large Urethra” Stevens, that’s hot

    • @Pestilence_333
      @Pestilence_333 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Made me laugh out loud, thank you 🖤

    • @Pjiwm
      @Pjiwm ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He loves sounding.

    • @qtiPPP
      @qtiPPP ปีที่แล้ว +3

      LMFAO

  • @helpusobi1
    @helpusobi1 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    I will remember the kidney stone arc fondly

  • @smigbot
    @smigbot ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Clint has the optimized piss build, I sense a new meta in the next patch

  • @nickglover4620
    @nickglover4620 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    I hope Clint keeps up streaming. He’s genuinely such a positive force in the streaming community, and I think it’s because he’s such a normal ass guy, and he seems pretty removed from Internet culture which is so refreshing to see. He’s not making jokes about a current meme, he’s just talking about how his Christmas with his family was, and his kidney stone. Keep it up man 👍🏻👊🏻👏🏻🙏🏻

    • @apanst
      @apanst ปีที่แล้ว +18

      True, that's probably why he seems to fit in with so many different personalities without even trying that hard.
      It's a very admirable quality

    • @jexami
      @jexami ปีที่แล้ว +15

      like a less motivated Jerma

    • @durteedan7836
      @durteedan7836 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Very true. I thought the part of the stream where he started shouting the n word was a little weird, but other than that, really chill and positive guy

  • @savanna2dope
    @savanna2dope ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Should name your stone the stone of agony

  • @cruetusnex
    @cruetusnex ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Clint is the only person alive that could make a story about a kidney stone, and waking up his family at 3am to celebrate, interesting.

  • @domlonetti4184
    @domlonetti4184 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    That’s Clint “Chode Dick” Stevens. That’s quality.

  • @elijahkeay3906
    @elijahkeay3906 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Clint coming in with the good urethra RNG

  • @cookidevour
    @cookidevour ปีที่แล้ว +5

    That's Clint "Technically A Large Stone" Stevens. That's Quality.

  • @fonsocat4517
    @fonsocat4517 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I totally feel him. I already had kidney stones like 5-6 times in my short life time and it always sucks. When you read that mothers would rather give birth to their 3 kids in a row rather than having a kidnes stone, you know what you're in for.

    • @ferretappreciator
      @ferretappreciator ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Oh my god, I'm so sorry you have to deal with that, and I'm sorry you will probably have to deal with it in the future if you've experienced it that many times.

    • @PrototheDodo
      @PrototheDodo ปีที่แล้ว +2

      me too it really sucks. Granted I’ve had them less times than you (3 I think?) but it still is one of the worst experiences I’ve ever had.

    • @Traivlin
      @Traivlin ปีที่แล้ว

      Kidney stones suck immensely. I take vitamin k2 + vitamin d3 and drink lemon juice for my kidney stones. also combining oxalate-rich foods with calcium-rich foods binds oxalate which reduces kidney stones for me

  • @boekster7108
    @boekster7108 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    3:27 Hold up. I thought he was 7-inches-soft Stevens…

    • @juicychr
      @juicychr ปีที่แล้ว

      Thats when he was on B-fuel for his cam streaming days. Side effects made him have a massive chode now

    • @General12th
      @General12th ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He's so wide that even though he's 7 inches long, it's still proportioned correctly.

    • @nous2025
      @nous2025 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      7in is actually the girth

  • @arnoldfinger
    @arnoldfinger ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I can’t wait to hear this story a year from now and spend an hour or two trying to find this video when I’m trying to figure out if I’ve heard it.
    Thanks for the content Oogapookie :)

  • @General12th
    @General12th ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The real pain of a kidney stone isn't when it passes through your urethra, it's when it passes through your ureter.
    That's Clint "I'm in so much pain I wanna cry" Stevens, that's quality.

  • @abouken6434
    @abouken6434 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love the kidney stone story, probably one of my faves along with the spoon one.

  • @yeahcurtis232
    @yeahcurtis232 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    i drink a ridiculous amount of water and i will now double that. thankyou clint

  • @kohakudoori
    @kohakudoori ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Great video to watch while eating!

  • @austinnparsons
    @austinnparsons ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Everybody drank water after watching this

  • @GRIFFDANSE
    @GRIFFDANSE ปีที่แล้ว +11

    wish he wouldve put it up for sale or something

  • @Nozratt
    @Nozratt ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i cant wait to watch this randomizer in 7 months

  • @robh7800
    @robh7800 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This made me fill my water bottle up

  • @TheRectangularCircle
    @TheRectangularCircle ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I had almost the exact same thing happen to me at almost exactly the same time, some point in December.
    Excruciating pain in my lower right side, thought it could be appendicitis. Had to go to a jam packed ER on a Saturday night, threw up in the waiting room from the pain. Perhaps the worst experience of my life so far

  • @SuperUbersauce
    @SuperUbersauce ปีที่แล้ว

    The gift that keeps on giving lol.

  • @SilverKiwi_YT
    @SilverKiwi_YT ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That’s Clint Stevens
    That’s quality

  • @Pjiwm
    @Pjiwm ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Haba him bragging about his girth and then the guy in chat bringing up sounding instead as the reason for him having a larger urethra was hilarious.

  • @temmiedestructo7309
    @temmiedestructo7309 ปีที่แล้ว

    This video reminded me go get some water. Thanks, Clint.

  • @gyattrizzV
    @gyattrizzV ปีที่แล้ว +2

    finding out kidney stones don't hurt to pee them out makes it less scary

  • @Rocky-gl3fw
    @Rocky-gl3fw ปีที่แล้ว

    not sure why i decided to watch this while eating

  • @jhamirh
    @jhamirh ปีที่แล้ว

    its probably confirmed what it was made of already but most the ones ive heard about is a large amount of it is calcium

  • @Sphyell
    @Sphyell ปีที่แล้ว

    Welcome to the world little Flint Stevens :')

  • @Skyfecta
    @Skyfecta ปีที่แล้ว

    I had a 9mm Impacted kidney stone - it was one of the really spiky and sharp ones and it got lodged in the wall of the tube between the bladder and kidney. I had it for 3 months. I had lots of hospital trips (UK, so free, thankfully), urinating blood, a few times a week, and it felt like someone had wedged a razor blade in there 24/7. Even the strongest painkillers barely did anything. Nothing worked previously. At this point it was so lodged in that it started to fuse and they basically said fuck it, we have to take it out manually now. It was the worst pain I've ever gone through - and I've nearly died due to Crohn's Disease complications. I would literally rather nearly die again than go through that pain. I can still feel it when I think about it.

  • @C_Jack12
    @C_Jack12 ปีที่แล้ว

    The large urethra is a real game changer when running kidney stone %

  • @odrim6017
    @odrim6017 ปีที่แล้ว

    That’s Clint “Piss Goblin” Stevens. That’s quality

  • @jazzabighits4473
    @jazzabighits4473 ปีที่แล้ว

    That's Clint "pee inside a funnel" Stevens. That's Quality.

  • @fyoutube2294
    @fyoutube2294 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    New story added to the collection

  • @rreprah9515
    @rreprah9515 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thats why they call him Clint "Wind Tunnel Urethra" Stevens.

  • @savanna2dope
    @savanna2dope ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Door stuck DOOR STUCK

  • @SnailMan63
    @SnailMan63 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    A Clintney stone

  • @BrandonHP
    @BrandonHP ปีที่แล้ว

    great story

  • @gaucho_amigo
    @gaucho_amigo ปีที่แล้ว

    “Yeah Christmas was alright” then proceeds to tell a story about going to the fuckn ER w a bigass kidney stone

  • @ZakMcallister
    @ZakMcallister ปีที่แล้ว

    I’ve had 3 kidney stones in the last 5 years, each one more painful than the last, that last one was the worst pain I’ve ever felt frfr

  • @scooot2975
    @scooot2975 ปีที่แล้ว

    clinton "large urethra" stevenson

  • @Wognaj
    @Wognaj ปีที่แล้ว

    Clintney Stonens

  • @Moabbas969
    @Moabbas969 ปีที่แล้ว

    Had kidney stones at 24. Accurate description of kidney pain. Pain that you can’t roll out, stretch or massage. Pain meds dont do much. And yes you have to piss into a Sieve to catch it.

  • @Rez_97
    @Rez_97 ปีที่แล้ว

    The randomizer stone

  • @jooommehuukii2718
    @jooommehuukii2718 ปีที่แล้ว

    Similar experience with my first stone. Except the pain was excruciating (I’d say a 9/10). Pain I’ve had from stones after was significantly less. Hope everyone drinks more water

  • @supernooblet3
    @supernooblet3 ปีที่แล้ว

    "how the kidney stone stole christmas"

  • @Ulazcruz
    @Ulazcruz ปีที่แล้ว

    This is why you drink plenty of water, fellas

  • @toddhoward6593
    @toddhoward6593 ปีที่แล้ว

    Clint Steven

  • @kylerm7392
    @kylerm7392 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love how the editor just has to clip a tangent and edit and post it 😂

  • @wolvez2724
    @wolvez2724 ปีที่แล้ว

    I remember my kidney stone from like November 2019, it felt like my right testicle was being crushed and the pain made me puke about 6 times in 2 hours on the way to & at the hospital

  • @Iwysaur
    @Iwysaur ปีที่แล้ว

    I've had 5 kidney stones and man that first time when I was around 16 and they didn't know what it was but never considered kidney stone. No painkiller for like 20 hours because they apparently don't want to do that if they don't know what it is? It was absolute torture. I realized other pain could block it out so I asked dad had to crush my hand really hard and it was so relieving I fell asleep in seconds.

  • @acrookedworld7512
    @acrookedworld7512 ปีที่แล้ว

    The "like" counter is at 911 which seems fitting for this story

  • @omega9492
    @omega9492 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1000 mm in a centimeter, US education everyone

  • @roland8357
    @roland8357 ปีที่แล้ว

    Need a Spoon x stone story

  • @_S0Y
    @_S0Y ปีที่แล้ว

    i had 3 stones removed last year, worst few months of my life

  • @BakedBanana
    @BakedBanana ปีที่แล้ว

    oh wow!

  • @biggsV3
    @biggsV3 ปีที่แล้ว

    clint saying he likes dasani is the grossest part of this video

  • @mrtoxic9312
    @mrtoxic9312 ปีที่แล้ว

    Dasani enjoyer actually deserved

  • @AndrewJW
    @AndrewJW ปีที่แล้ว

    I had a kidney stone. It didn't last as long as Clint. It was like 1 day but it was 9.5/10 on the pain scale. Most painful thing even was when they shot novacaine into my pilonidal cyst. That almost made me feint

  • @jllemin4
    @jllemin4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Too much g fuel

  • @rufuullah6877
    @rufuullah6877 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ah yes the piss crystal saga

  • @Helmotz.
    @Helmotz. ปีที่แล้ว

    "The piss goblin"

  • @recreationtime
    @recreationtime ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Clint is my emotional support manchild

  • @tuxfrog
    @tuxfrog ปีที่แล้ว

    how did you piss santa off so much that coal wasn't enough and he had to give you a kidney stone

  • @Induratize2
    @Induratize2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Clint "10mm dia-meter urethra" Stevens

  • @chisecrecy4974
    @chisecrecy4974 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Clint I hate the word 'kidney' so much but I watched this entire video anyway, I hope you're happy

  • @Pidnpod
    @Pidnpod ปีที่แล้ว

    we need to find this kidney stone guys its in California rn

  • @luaustin627
    @luaustin627 ปีที่แล้ว

    potassium citrate helps

  • @alejandrofacundo755
    @alejandrofacundo755 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    But clonk says he only drinks water and does not like soda. Was it another of his lies?

  • @Angel-jl9dn
    @Angel-jl9dn ปีที่แล้ว

    Ouch

  • @jakec3172
    @jakec3172 ปีที่แล้ว

    I got a kidney stone on christmas too 😩 first time ever. It sucked ass

  • @4na-k8
    @4na-k8 ปีที่แล้ว

    Clint next time you get a major surgery ask for the blue Percocet 30 pills

  • @feelssadge4893
    @feelssadge4893 ปีที่แล้ว

    just found out I have a kidney stone :( I wouldnt wish that pain upon anyone

  • @VForceWave
    @VForceWave ปีที่แล้ว

    I get kidney stones pretty regularly (25). My first thought was "ahhh fuck its appendicitis", but USUALLY they're not too bad. One of them though, holy shit ER immediately. Give me that morphine ASAP P L E A S E. That's when I found out that the pain I felt every ~6 months was kidney stones. 5mm for clint is CRAZY though.

  • @boobiedefloop6097
    @boobiedefloop6097 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    And now he's a fentanyl addict

  • @dylanfalk3243
    @dylanfalk3243 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Do you eat a lot of salt Clint? Im afraid of kidney stones D:

  • @evindahood
    @evindahood ปีที่แล้ว +1

    every comment section on clint’s videos looks the same

  • @skaterdie-6015
    @skaterdie-6015 ปีที่แล้ว

    Clint do you listen to destroy lonely?

  • @TheHumanSkidmark
    @TheHumanSkidmark ปีที่แล้ว

    Was this from Jan 14th this year or last year?

  • @polysemy_
    @polysemy_ ปีที่แล้ว

    I don't drink like any water bro... it's in everything but that's not the same as just water, now I gotta go measure my urethra.

  • @Aymungoos
    @Aymungoos ปีที่แล้ว

    This is why you all need to stop drinking soda and drink lots of water

  • @potatomanW
    @potatomanW ปีที่แล้ว

    Clint...
    He's a 10, but he likes Dasani 😔

  • @sangan3202
    @sangan3202 ปีที่แล้ว

    streamer with massive urethra talks about his kidney stone

  • @ecronoss
    @ecronoss ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "The Stone of Agony" would have been a good name

  • @wizarddude1917
    @wizarddude1917 ปีที่แล้ว

    ong clint starting to age like milk

  • @-rya1146
    @-rya1146 ปีที่แล้ว

    4:17 # KanameDarkwind: just clean it and use it for meth

  • @Kibop123
    @Kibop123 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hey Clint

  • @-fv
    @-fv ปีที่แล้ว +1

    My other comments about this Stone have been Automatically Deleted I will not ask that question again Sorry youtube

  • @jimmy_pebbles
    @jimmy_pebbles ปีที่แล้ว

    yeah so glad you’re ok and all but more importantly how the fuck do you drink dasani

  • @iDSW1
    @iDSW1 ปีที่แล้ว

    Clonk

  • @metalwebster
    @metalwebster ปีที่แล้ว

    CLONK

  • @sunnycide4369
    @sunnycide4369 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Don't let this distract you from the fact that both Clint and the editor have admitted through this video that they know what sounding is

  • @afk3822
    @afk3822 ปีที่แล้ว

    yo

  • @xyznihall
    @xyznihall ปีที่แล้ว

    clim

  • @LasermanSteam
    @LasermanSteam ปีที่แล้ว

    Wait kidney stones are black? I always assumed they'd be grey/white since people always say it comes from salt

    • @Traivlin
      @Traivlin ปีที่แล้ว

      they usually come from calcium and oxalates, but they can be a few different colors depending on what exactly they're made from

  • @jameswagoner1460
    @jameswagoner1460 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Gotta stop drinking that darn Dasani water. The makers of Dasani put salt and stuff in the water to make you more thirsty. I'm NOT kidding, look it up.