At ~16:50 John waits under a barrier and does nothing for a turn only for the next turn when there are no obstacles in the air and Chilled asks him what he has and he responds "I could megaquake them". I'm forced to come to the realization that I will never understand this man...
They ask you how you are, and you just have to say that you’re fine, when you’re no really fine, but you just can’t get into it because they would never understand
2:37 Chilled’s rap name is Big Chill-E, and his latest rap album has some worldwide hits like: Smartsnipe your heart, Cactus strikes in the club, WoW nerd who likes Elf Ears, and everyone’s favorite: ZeRoyalChAss.
If John could be classified as having ANY strength, it'd be his luck that can sometimes be dumber than himself, which would scare me if he played Mario Party. *wink wink wink wink wink wink*
Shellshock is great because everyone has people they want to do something, you want chilled to win, Smarty to hit a shot and Galm to either die or get mad.
Ahhh in the end it doesn’t even matter, from Linkin Park one of my more favourite songs. Great song if your looking for motivation when your about to drop dead from tiredness when hiking.
right as you said "are you stress eating john?!" I was in the process of filling my mouth with food, and yes it is stress eating, and yes my name is John.
Very nice video, I enjoy these videos and it's funny to watch bad things happens but one problem I have is not with smarty not hitting it's that he chooses the wrong weapons at times but still enjoyable video as always.
Not gonna lie, not the first time commenting that but, watching Smartys play any game hurts my soul, he just hided behind a shield and didn't fire, thats bad, I mean u left Chilled to die (be the only focus this round), and to make worst next round he earthquaked, like seriously?? Why not use it the other round? Instead of just not attacking at all, STOP SMARTY PLEASE, THINK BEFORE DOING STUFF, I BEG YOU, even tho he sounds like an amazing kind person, BUT PLEASE THINK MORE
2:30 reminder to chilled to NEVER go into the hood 10:05 ubelieve in me? *Crickets* 14:15 only smarty could black hole back board trickshot a spotter ON HIS CORPSE
Shooting napalm across the map, saw blades directly on Ze, and firing moons straight into the sky. All very simple early level weapons that you learn how they work at like lvl2.
"They ask you how you are, and you just have to say that you're fine, when you're not really fine, but you just can't get into it because they would never understand." -Katy Perry
That sawblade should've hit. It landed directly on Ze, so it's the game's fault rather than Smarty's. Though he could've shot it a bit to the left, but all in all, he wasn't that bad at aiming there.
I know a lot of people have probably been saying this now BUT NOW IN THE WORLD DOES SMARTY STILL NOT UNDERSTAND HOW TO DO ANGLES AND POWER PROPERLY YET AFTER PLAYING FOR OVER A YEAR
So why did John skip a turn under the pink shield when he had an MEQ that could have killed Ze but instead does nothing when he had a weapon that didnt need aimed? Chilled you really should keep asked John whats he shooting.
Chilled mentoring Smarty like a teacher teaching her student during a hands on activity. You could call this..... _hand to hand combat._ -ngl that joke sounded better in my head-
happens to a lot of people, we all have good days and bad days in everything we do. and seeing they record in sessions, he may not have played a game for a while.
17:18 Smarty doesn't fire at all underneath the bouncers then the next turn he says he will megaquake... why the fuck didn't he megaquake the turn before! He's got like 60+ hours in this game
I know people like to poke fun at Smarty for sucking, but seriously is he okay? Im legitimately asking if he has mental issues or brain damage or something? Because it seems like EVERY match hes royally f***ing something up, only to do the EXACT SAME THING next match.
Maybe he's a trust fund kid who really just doesn't give a damn. The music, film and entertainment industry is full of rich kids who take the lowliest jobs and positions preferring to remain unknowns just because they like hanging out with people in that particular line of work. The members of Crosby, Stills & Nash saw Niel Young as just a slumming rich kid. The great Kathrine Hepburn's rich society girl best friend went with her to Hollywood and took bit parts and endured abuse from directors as a background film extra just for the hell of it. ....you never know
2:47 “PG Friendly” That’s what most of TH-cam is nowadays… I miss the golden age when it was okay to joke about stuff and not get punished for it as long as it is reasonable….. Like you can joke about “Ra*e” but you N E V E R actually do the heinous crime against humanity.
At ~16:50 John waits under a barrier and does nothing for a turn only for the next turn when there are no obstacles in the air and Chilled asks him what he has and he responds "I could megaquake them". I'm forced to come to the realization that I will never understand this man...
hes just an idiot.
"you miss 100% of the shots you dont take" Wayne Gretzky
"you cry 100% of the time Smarty is on your team" Chilled Chaos
He certainly adds suspense, to a game. When it's all riding on him, you'll be tense the whole time. ^_^
I live for Galm's panicked screaming whenever there's a nuke
You may have a man visit you tonite try not to scream too loud.
-sincerely the cult of GaLm
We all do my friend...we all do =)
That battle between Ze and Smarty was like watching two drunk people try to beat each other to death with rubber chickens
No matter how consistently the Derps play a game, Smarty will consistently be a liability to everyone, no matter what team they're on.
I love Smarty 😂
Smarty: Do you believe in me?
Chilled: ........
Smarty: DO YOU believe in me?
Well seeing as how he's a moron, I'm with Chilled here
Seeker You calling Smarty a moron is offending every other moron in the world
2:37
You tell me ya fine but you're not fine.
So you pull out your glock, and you pull out your nine.
BA BA BA BOOM BA BA...
I also watched the video
TJ Rivera GOOD JOB
They ask you how you are, and you just have to say that you’re fine, when you’re no really fine, but you just can’t get into it because they would never understand
Grammar Police called your spelling is a national felony. Jail for 25 to life.
Grammar Policed called, we will be taking your badge and sending you to jail for the rest of your life.
Zeraphyre Trinity you played your self friend. You used the wrong form of police
You were supposed to add it up with "Grammar Police called,"... .-.
Zeraphyre Trinity I’m not the grammar police ma’am just another average joe trying to keep the peace
2:37 Chilled’s rap name is Big Chill-E, and his latest rap album has some worldwide hits like: Smartsnipe your heart, Cactus strikes in the club, WoW nerd who likes Elf Ears, and everyone’s favorite: ZeRoyalChAss.
every rap star has a crew, what are the names of those in Big Chill-E's crew?
Chaos Man Zeminem, Snoop GaLm, Funky Fawkes, Not so biggie super smalls (Aphex), and Flavor Page.
@@lazyninja1793 this is the most beautiful thing I've ever read
Ah yes, Chilled Vs Chilled's clone, that title has me *excited!*
Chilled's pain is your Viagra
Hey there Delilah
*There can ONLY be One!*
If John could be classified as having ANY strength, it'd be his luck that can sometimes be dumber than himself, which would scare me if he played Mario Party. *wink wink wink wink wink wink*
*winks with both eyes*
I feel as if Galm is the opposite of that, really unlucky
I see battle of the idiots and i get a flashback of Aphex and John's 15 turn fight that had everyone in tears
6:03 when Chilled said that, I was eating breakfast
Smarty's stupidity from around 16:40-17:20 is killing me
I think smarty is a bad guy from an action movie ;always thinking that spread weapons are snipers.
I love Galm's immediate "Wow, you butchered that and I hate you"
I don't understand how smarty still doesn't understand the game. A napalm through like 4 obstacles across the map wut?
dartcrashe I don’t understand how smarty has lived through more than 20 years of his live without accidentally killing himself xD
Or firing moons straight into the air. I learned not to do that at like lvl2.
Nobody can understand him. His brain works in a very mysterious way.
@@mameng666 or it just doesn't
@@matissnormunts3966 and when it does, it still doesn't.
Shellshock is great because everyone has people they want to do something, you want chilled to win, Smarty to hit a shot and Galm to either die or get mad.
He is improving!! That much is wonderful!!
"You know, just kill me" Chilled going all the way for the win
Ahhh in the end it doesn’t even matter, from Linkin Park one of my more favourite songs. Great song if your looking for motivation when your about to drop dead from tiredness when hiking.
right as you said "are you stress eating john?!" I was in the process of filling my mouth with food, and yes it is stress eating, and yes my name is John.
I love how Galm freaks out everytime Chilled shoots a Nuke lol
Been watching since the lbp catapult tutorial glad to see your success keep up the great work
I always thought John was getting better at shell shock
Then I watched this video....
16:50 this shit got me triggered. Held his megaquake until the barrier was gonE
Chilled spitting fire, want his mix tape now.
6:47 I thought John was actually bad until that happened. That's when I realized he was just trolling Chilled.
2:38
Top ten rappers Eminem was afraid to diss
Very nice video, I enjoy these videos and it's funny to watch bad things happens but one problem I have is not with smarty not hitting it's that he chooses the wrong weapons at times but still enjoyable video as always.
5:10 you know the M4 is really good if you level it up. Matter of fact all the guns are good once you level them up
So a battle between Smarty and Ze? Maybe Lazy and Storm
Not gonna lie, not the first time commenting that but, watching Smartys play any game hurts my soul, he just hided behind a shield and didn't fire, thats bad, I mean u left Chilled to die (be the only focus this round), and to make worst next round he earthquaked, like seriously?? Why not use it the other round? Instead of just not attacking at all, STOP SMARTY PLEASE, THINK BEFORE DOING STUFF, I BEG YOU, even tho he sounds like an amazing kind person, BUT PLEASE THINK MORE
Lucas Tomita preach
Smarty has an incredible knack for landing impossible trickshots that damage either his teammates or himself.
That i agree
Literally was just watching all of your Shellshock videos, wondering when another would be released lol
2:30 reminder to chilled to NEVER go into the hood
10:05 ubelieve in me? *Crickets*
14:15 only smarty could black hole back board trickshot a spotter ON HIS CORPSE
It's more sad then anything that smarty has been playing this game for so long but acts like he's level 1 or something, the highest level noob
Shooting napalm across the map, saw blades directly on Ze, and firing moons straight into the sky. All very simple early level weapons that you learn how they work at like lvl2.
Maybe he have short-term memory.
Hey Chilled! Any chance you could tell me the name of the song in the backround at 9:35? Thanks in advance to anyone else who helps me aswell :)
Chilled did the impossible. He won a game with John.
Chilled fires the nuke and galm screams "NOT LIKE THIS! NOT LIKE THIS!"
I am now convinced Smarty is not in fact smart.
I live for Galm shouting NUUUUUKE
Lil chilly willy spittin bars
The 9 people who disliked are flat earthers
So they're as intelligent as smarty?
Oh please, pleeeease I need to have this as a ringtone 2:37
"They ask you how you are, and you just have to say that you're fine, when you're not really fine, but you just can't get into it because they would never understand." -Katy Perry
Chilled lowkey spittin' fire
Chilled spittin’ fire
thus we see the derp in the derp crew lol
We didn’t learn this in history class
That sawblade should've hit. It landed directly on Ze, so it's the game's fault rather than Smarty's. Though he could've shot it a bit to the left, but all in all, he wasn't that bad at aiming there.
it looked like it just barely landed behind Ze
Hitboxes are a bitch
I always feel bad for whoever gets smarty he always misses....rip chilled
I wanna see Chilled use weapons that aren’t max level just to level them up.
He’s overpowered enough as is at this game.
Anyone else hear "Promentory" from the Last of the Mohicans around the 10min mark?
THE TONY COALITION SUPERSEEDS ALLLLL
9:43 what is the name of that music
Battle of the idiots . so true, so true.
I was not expecting a last of the mohican soundtrack at the middle of the video
Nice video, Chinchilla Karaoke
When you were talking about why the Devil is always aroused it made me think of Devilman Crybaby
had to check at 13:14 that I didn't have false swipe gaming on a different tab.
I love the fact that Ze's bounder could've killed Smarty if he had his crit damage maxed
Cool video bro lol 😁😎😎😎😎😎
Honestly at this point all I expect from Smarty is sheer disappointment and I try to just ignore him
You guys should play some more town of Salem like the good old days
"I have a chunklet and heavy roller but was going for napalm next" Chilled, did you guys pay someone to boost John's level on this game?
Dage Rukios (Kingmaster800) That implies he has spent time playing this game, which never seems to be the case.
@@petekron it doesn't matter how long he plays a game he is incapable of learning anything at this point, or just blatantly chooses not to.
@@AceOmegaRO Give him a break, he has a job! I'd rather memorize shit for my job than a stupid(yet entertaining) hobby.
8:11 - As if this wasn't going on long enough...
They think the Kim k meme is a real commercial
Chilled facts: when you kill chilled you still lose
Chilled once beat a level 100 player
When chilled is invited to your house your the guest
I know a lot of people have probably been saying this now BUT NOW IN THE WORLD DOES SMARTY STILL NOT UNDERSTAND HOW TO DO ANGLES AND POWER PROPERLY YET AFTER PLAYING FOR OVER A YEAR
Maybe he has short-term memory and incapable of process information quick enough.
that’s a pretty bold statement to say that if someone says 2 plus 2 equals fish, they’re an idiot
So why did John skip a turn under the pink shield when he had an MEQ that could have killed Ze but instead does nothing when he had a weapon that didnt need aimed? Chilled you really should keep asked John whats he shooting.
Ze just got screwed by his weapons. Almost nothing that was reliable, and he STILL almost killed John.
Oh cool, when is you’re mixtape dropping chilled?
This is from the deep archives with Ze almost at a Nuke.
3:15 “it doesn’t EVEN matter
Why does that Glock sound like a laser gun!?
Jesus smarty is bad he didn't fire when he went under the shield and had an earthquake. He continues to surprise
Chilled mentoring Smarty like a teacher teaching her student during a hands on activity. You could call this..... _hand to hand combat._
-ngl that joke sounded better in my head-
I'd tell a Lincoln Park joke but I always get hung up on the punch line half way through.
It's actually gotten to the point that it's no longer entertaining watching John struggle to play games.
In the end it doesn't even matter! Cuz they will kill the barn before they hit the ground (Smarty vs Apex 2018)
RIP Chester Bennington...
2:38 rap name: Chi11Y Wi11Y
Chilled is starting a linkin park tribute band
NO TRUCES
NO PEACE
ONLY WAR!
Hey chilled, i finally reached level 83
Remember when Ze used to be good at this game?
happens to a lot of people, we all have good days and bad days in everything we do.
and seeing they record in sessions, he may not have played a game for a while.
17:18 Smarty doesn't fire at all underneath the bouncers then the next turn he says he will megaquake... why the fuck didn't he megaquake the turn before! He's got like 60+ hours in this game
LINKIN PARK WILL ALWAYS BE THE BEST! May Chester bennington rest in paradise
Don't think you have a rap career ahead, but the videos are awesome... hate to be that guy, what's the song that starts at around 59 seconds?
Example of what Galm was saying:
"They say that you're fine but you're not really fine..."
th-cam.com/video/i5ppnn6TX3U/w-d-xo.html
At this rate, I just skip over most of the video where it's only smarty alive
I got to Level 45. Bought it 7 days ago. I'm coming for you chilled.
Also finally got god rays!!
This must be a somewhat older video... Ze's at level 78 in this one!
I know people like to poke fun at Smarty for sucking, but seriously is he okay? Im legitimately asking if he has mental issues or brain damage or something? Because it seems like EVERY match hes royally f***ing something up, only to do the EXACT SAME THING next match.
I mean it really feels that way with him.
Maybe he's a trust fund kid who really just doesn't give a damn. The music, film and entertainment industry is full of rich kids who take the lowliest jobs and positions preferring to remain unknowns just because they like hanging out with people in that particular line of work. The members of Crosby, Stills & Nash saw Niel Young as just a slumming rich kid. The great Kathrine Hepburn's rich society girl best friend went with her to Hollywood and took bit parts and endured abuse from directors as a background film extra just for the hell of it. ....you never know
Do you play standing up? Cus you look like you adjust your stance throughout the video.
2:47 “PG Friendly”
That’s what most of TH-cam is nowadays… I miss the golden age when it was okay to joke about stuff and not get punished for it as long as it is reasonable….. Like you can joke about “Ra*e” but you N E V E R actually do the heinous crime against humanity.
Chilled, buddy ol pall, would love to see more 1v1s and or 3 man FFAs, I will pray to Italian Jesus if you do (may the mama Mia be strong in you)
Just hit lvl75 today
hi chilled! :D