As an avid supporter of the 2nd amendment and the right to protect yourself and your loved ones, I found this man's take on eldin ring both wrong and lacking in luster.
It’s like if I said “Zelda Tears of The Kingdom sucks because it’s not medieval enough for me!!!” It makes no sense and it makes you look like a dumbass.
So all Games without guns, most of nintendo games, vanilla minecraft and other games without guns are anit-american? Btw: how do you only have 4k subscribers you deserve more like maybe 21k more
So a game taking place in a medieval time era with magic and fantasy monsters and that shit not having guns is a bad thing? Since when did Knights of the dark ages have stuff like guns?
Late recommendation, but you might want to speak out the points on the screen for audio only listeners since the person you are critiquing doesn't seem to speak them out themselves.
For the second reason, it’s like saying Dino Crisis is bad because it ripped off Resident Evil. They’re made by the same people, Capcom. So it’s not really a ripoff.
Hold up, lemme give my take. 10. "It's Boring" to me feels like a generic stock argument people use against a game. And saying that a game is Boring because all you do is walk around, kill stuff, and level up is like saying that most games nowadays are boring. 9: "It's a ripoff of Dark Souls" is an argument that's objectively wrong in 2 ways. Nowadays, there's a type of game just like Dark Souls, but I can't recall the name at the moment. Oh, and also, prove me if I'm wrong, but I think that Elden Ring was made by the same people behind Dark Souls. Also, uhh, I was just promised a good game out of Elden Ring, and... last I checked, I thought it was fun as hell, so that's no lie. 8: "The Controls are Complicated" is just... complexity in Controls is subjective, so this one has a tiny bit of merit, but what were they expecting out of the controls, a Mario game? Also, no, the game wasn't made for the people who want to travel around the controller and use every button, and no, I have never met someone who thinks that more buttons make them smarter. 7: "no guns = no fun" You're probably proud that America doesn't use meters for anything but bullets and... drugs. Not every game needs to be like COD. And let me guess, Mario promotes immigration because he's Italian? Guns don't mean pro-american. Plenty of games have guns despite being critical of American society, or the other way around; games without guns can be pro-american! No guns means no guns, nothing else to it. 6: "Elden Ring Hates Xbox Players" I think that he pulled that argument out of his ass. What's next, Elden Ring hates Nintendo Switch players because it's not on Switch? 5. "Horrible Graphics"? Nah, this game looks beautiful.
Watch as the elusive Elden Ring hater failed history and has no idea about what a Fantasy RPG (Role Play Game. This is for the Elden Ring hater if he ever finds this comment) even is. Edit: if this is his picture 9:15 then please do explain your argument where "no gun = no fun because I see Sonic Racing. Bet he got mad over Margit or Godrick and is just ranting about it because there's no way this kid is being serious 😂
As an avid supporter of the 2nd amendment and the right to protect yourself and your loved ones, I found this man's take on eldin ring both wrong and lacking in luster.
Lol
I see what you did there😄
Ok but it would be really funny if instead of the dragon head, godrick just whips out a fucking flamethrower for his second phase.
Yeah 😂
Bro forgot Eldin Ring was medieval
Fun fact:historical there were guns in the late medieval era early muskets but you can say elden ring is early medieval era just thought I'd say
Nah in medieval age we already had a minigun
@@Nuh-uh4242 they had railgun😂
@@ftg_elementyx8746 Plasma loader
@@Nuh-uh4242 rocket launcher
Ah yes, how could we forget, when medival Soldiars used AK-47's.
my favoret part of history class when i was watching documentary when the knight pulled out a rocket launcher
you can't just say a game's bad for not being American
This is how it is trying to reason with an extremist...
It’s like if I said “Zelda Tears of The Kingdom sucks because it’s not medieval enough for me!!!” It makes no sense and it makes you look like a dumbass.
This definitely felt like a troll video.
Bro is expecting a Medieval game to have guns. He's probably just mad that the game is difficult.
Tbf it has the jar cannon which is literally just a rocket launcher
@@Sonic44885It's a cannon
@@beegpappa7900 a cannon that can shoot ammo that explodes on impact that is arrow shaped, seems like a rocket launcher to me
It also has the sheild cannon too
This guy saw no guns and was like “oh I’m so pissed I have to put this in a video” and just made 9 more reasons in this video
as an American this is an insult to Americans
So all Games without guns, most of nintendo games, vanilla minecraft and other games without guns are anit-american?
Btw: how do you only have 4k subscribers you deserve more like maybe 21k more
@@moeron123 over 1 million
Bro used the gaming potato
As an avid fan of elden ring, this game is lacking of luster!
Bro, Elden Ring has guns. There is the one eyed shield and another shield that is flamethrower. There is the pulley crossbow that’s basically an uzi.
Its hard to pick whats worse lack and luster guy or ppl shitting on games they havent played
I can at least respect luster man because he brave asf. makes hate videos and puts his full face in it
@@moeron123 dont you know the hater that overdo word lack luster is over 30 years old so he probably dont defecate in school bathrooms🧻🚽
@@sneakycacti Hey man how are you.
8:26 I threw my phone 😂😂
It's always funny when people review games they barely played or haven't played because they believe everything they read on the net.
i mean
elden ring has a mortar though
So a game taking place in a medieval time era with magic and fantasy monsters and that shit not having guns is a bad thing? Since when did Knights of the dark ages have stuff like guns?
Elden Ring is in medieval Times that's hilarious
There were technically fire arms in medieval times. First one was known as the fire lance, well in Europe. China had them even longer.
@@dwaynejackson551 fantasy Medieval Times then
@@Joker3180Z All I am saying is it chose not to have guns because the game didn't need them. I think a single joke gun would have been funny though.
Keep going king your amazing
Also one of the sheilds in the game has a cannon attached to it as its skill so it can kinda be seen as a gun
i love your content! keep going!
the controls arent that complicated
Keep posting man! I love these videos! 👌👌
Yes this review is real someone made for elden ring.btw I am the 100th person to like this video congratulations for reaching 100 likes on this video.
2004 was the best year for games of walking around and leveling up genre. games today can learn a thing or two from 2004
8:50 Rather go through what Mario go through then being around OP.
“i could get better graphics out of a packet of chips” 💀💀💀
wait it doesn't have guns you cant be serious
America moment
The frame rate is on quality mode and not performance mode. It feels like 60+ on performance mode
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Yea everybody know fromsoftware is anti america because no guns WTF IS THIS BRO😂😂
Luster
i feel dumb after that video
I hate animal crossing because it has no plasma lasers
Late recommendation, but you might want to speak out the points on the screen for audio only listeners since the person you are critiquing doesn't seem to speak them out themselves.
You can take my bloodhounds fang, from my cold dead hands.
Haha, I thought the thumb nail must've been a joke, he's really that dumb.
that video has got to be satirical right
Ahhh yes a PS2 game from the playstation 2 as opposed to a PS2 game from the PS4
Bro this guy is gonna grow big so fastlol
I was at 130 subs 3 weeks ago lol
@@sneakycactinow you’re at 13k
This is the most obvious troll I've ever seen lmao
This guys complaining video Looks like a power point presentation.
All the people in the comment section should appeal to the court and revoke his right to make opinions
Hes right every game needs atleast a minigun(joke)
is this guy even real, or did you make him up for content
he is real, he may be trolling, if he is props to him bc it was funny
Sure, modding Eldin ring to have guns would be pretty cool, but it’s a medieval game
An x-box was not designed to have crazy Graphics the pc was though
WAH WAH NO ELDIN RING ON NINTENDO SWITCH
For the second reason, it’s like saying Dino Crisis is bad because it ripped off Resident Evil. They’re made by the same people, Capcom. So it’s not really a ripoff.
Guns=American? Let me introduce to an American soulsbourne game. Sekiro. A game set in feudal Japan.
Its got a handheld cannon 😂
Hold up, lemme give my take.
10. "It's Boring" to me feels like a generic stock argument people use against a game. And saying that a game is Boring because all you do is walk around, kill stuff, and level up is like saying that most games nowadays are boring.
9: "It's a ripoff of Dark Souls" is an argument that's objectively wrong in 2 ways. Nowadays, there's a type of game just like Dark Souls, but I can't recall the name at the moment. Oh, and also, prove me if I'm wrong, but I think that Elden Ring was made by the same people behind Dark Souls. Also, uhh, I was just promised a good game out of Elden Ring, and... last I checked, I thought it was fun as hell, so that's no lie.
8: "The Controls are Complicated" is just... complexity in Controls is subjective, so this one has a tiny bit of merit, but what were they expecting out of the controls, a Mario game? Also, no, the game wasn't made for the people who want to travel around the controller and use every button, and no, I have never met someone who thinks that more buttons make them smarter.
7: "no guns = no fun" You're probably proud that America doesn't use meters for anything but bullets and... drugs. Not every game needs to be like COD. And let me guess, Mario promotes immigration because he's Italian? Guns don't mean pro-american. Plenty of games have guns despite being critical of American society, or the other way around; games without guns can be pro-american! No guns means no guns, nothing else to it.
6: "Elden Ring Hates Xbox Players" I think that he pulled that argument out of his ass. What's next, Elden Ring hates Nintendo Switch players because it's not on Switch?
5. "Horrible Graphics"? Nah, this game looks beautiful.
His favorite game is definitely call of duty if he doesn’t like games with guns
GOTARO
This can’t be real 💀
Mods.
I can make a better argument saying Persona 5 Royal is a short game
Watch as the elusive Elden Ring hater failed history and has no idea about what a Fantasy RPG (Role Play Game. This is for the Elden Ring hater if he ever finds this comment) even is. Edit: if this is his picture 9:15 then please do explain your argument where "no gun = no fun because I see Sonic Racing. Bet he got mad over Margit or Godrick and is just ranting about it because there's no way this kid is being serious 😂
Sorry, it just sounds kinda boring when you can't hear the person you're responding to.
Definitely a child
lol he dont have to play it if he wants gu ns he can play cod
ive got a better one his pc is a fuckin TI-83 with a cracked screen
Ruined the 777 views
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