The real Balatro experience: "Give me literally one single thing I can use." "It's just not a good day for me." "Watch this insane play" *Uses Wheel of Fortune* *NOPE*
This video showcases everything wrong about joker skips on gold stake: You don't get money (interest and blind reward). You don't see the shop (a reroll costs 5$). The joker might have tags that make it worthless or actively bad. More often than not, you get a joker that isn't worth picking, even if it doesn't have a tag. On gold stake, the only viable skips are: Money on the 1st or second ante. +3 levels in the hand you are playing. Boss blind reroll if the boss is tailored against your build.
First chunk of crack is always free for a reason, that’s a ton of time into one game/title. It is beloved, I fear it greatly, since I have an addictive personality since birth 😮
Funny how you make this video when I just picked up Balatro like a week ago. I am totally addicted even though I'm super bad at the game lol I'd love to see more Balatro from you
There are lots of easy errors to fix. I dont want to be that guy, though. I just enjoy hyper optomized play and super obscure tech. Play the game the way you want. Good video
🔥Top 10 reasons You NEED to play Monster Hunter Wilds when it comes out in february!!!:🔥🔥🔥 Number 1: You havent made lots of monster hunter vids, which is a bit disapointing....😶 Number 2: Monster hunter wilds is not gonna have slow paced combat! I heard you say "monster hunter games are slow paced in combat" when you played "monster hunter rise", but that just isnt 100% true. It depends on what weapon you use.😁 Number 3: The weapons are gonna be REALLY FUN.👍👍 Number 4: The monsters have the coolest ass designs ever!🥶🥶 Number 5: LISTEN TO THE MAIN THEME OST! IT GOES HELLA HARD, AS WELL AS MAKING ME HAR-😳 Number 6: The game looks so cool, and is really pretty.🤌🤌Perfection if you ask me! Number 7: Gemma... 🥵 Number 8: its gonna be a good game... (running out of reasons. Not that theres isnt many of them. Theres thousands!) Number 9: You are gonna love the Dual blades! (and/or the long sword!)⚔⚔ And finally number 10: Im gonna lick your sticky tippy-toes at night if you dont play it👍👍 Also im gonna copy paste this comment everyday, until you see it - im determined!!!
The real Balatro experience:
"Give me literally one single thing I can use."
"It's just not a good day for me."
"Watch this insane play"
*Uses Wheel of Fortune*
*NOPE*
Winter soldier voice:
AGAIN...NOPE
AGAIN...NOPE
AGAIN...NOPE
This video showcases everything wrong about joker skips on gold stake:
You don't get money (interest and blind reward).
You don't see the shop (a reroll costs 5$).
The joker might have tags that make it worthless or actively bad.
More often than not, you get a joker that isn't worth picking, even if it doesn't have a tag.
On gold stake, the only viable skips are:
Money on the 1st or second ante.
+3 levels in the hand you are playing.
Boss blind reroll if the boss is tailored against your build.
Balatro randomizer when?
unironically the cryptid mod has a few randomizer decks which are absolutely ridiculous and often insanely broken and i love it
LETS GO GAMBLINGGG
go to bed
Aw dangit!
Aw dangit!
Aw dangit!
Aw-
that last spectral pack had a legendary joker in it.
I feel like this whole video just emphasized why skips that isn't investment tag are almost always bad value
babe wake up new myth video just dropped
I'm also severely addicted to Balatro _help me_
my favorite deck is also checkered
First chunk of crack is always free for a reason, that’s a ton of time into one game/title. It is beloved, I fear it greatly, since I have an addictive personality since birth 😮
Got my MinkyMan merch as a Christmas gift I love it! Very nice quality.
Yes minkymen gambling is my favourite
Watching this…this is exactly what happened to my weekend
Have you tried the challenge runs? You'd probably like them. Might be fun to watch too.
Funny how you make this video when I just picked up Balatro like a week ago. I am totally addicted even though I'm super bad at the game lol
I'd love to see more Balatro from you
I don't know what the fuck is happening on the screen, but Cards go brrr I guess.
quick tip, to restart faster you can hold R
Please play this more for videos!
You should do the Cryptid Mod
Well i thought i was unlucky but you are even more unlucky dame
Love a new monkeymink balatro video
Balamoo 🙏
PLEASE MORE BALATRO MY GOAT
Ahh, jolly time of year, balatro? yeaa
More Balatro please!
Balatro world domination baby!
YES MORE BALATRO LETS GO🔥
ive never seen this kind of bad rng in balatro
Myth you gotta trust in thr mail in rebate. Its so strong after a bit of deck cleanup
I would love a second video
More Balatro is great! But can you finish Miside for us?
Day 1342 of asking Myth to finish Hellblade
Balatro all deck gold stakes when?!
Yeppie
How bro got to gold stake ignoring the interest
No need to be afriad of rentals when you jave an economy
We gamaba until all achievements
More addiction
katana zero w ingame ost is needed
Play Downfall Slay the Spire mod you get an extra character and can play as the bosses
thank you myth for making me play this game... we are suffering...
maybe in my case its just skill issue
There are lots of easy errors to fix. I dont want to be that guy, though. I just enjoy hyper optomized play and super obscure tech. Play the game the way you want. Good video
🔥Top 10 reasons You NEED to play Monster Hunter Wilds when it comes out in february!!!:🔥🔥🔥
Number 1: You havent made lots of monster hunter vids, which is a bit disapointing....😶
Number 2: Monster hunter wilds is not gonna have slow paced combat! I heard you say "monster hunter games are slow paced in combat" when you played "monster hunter rise", but that just isnt 100% true. It depends on what weapon you use.😁
Number 3: The weapons are gonna be REALLY FUN.👍👍
Number 4: The monsters have the coolest ass designs ever!🥶🥶
Number 5: LISTEN TO THE MAIN THEME OST! IT GOES HELLA HARD, AS WELL AS MAKING ME HAR-😳
Number 6: The game looks so cool, and is really pretty.🤌🤌Perfection if you ask me!
Number 7: Gemma... 🥵
Number 8: its gonna be a good game... (running out of reasons. Not that theres isnt many of them. Theres thousands!)
Number 9: You are gonna love the Dual blades! (and/or the long sword!)⚔⚔
And finally number 10: Im gonna lick your sticky tippy-toes at night if you dont play it👍👍
Also im gonna copy paste this comment everyday, until you see it - im determined!!!
Play Peglin pls
Pretty please minkyman, play Stanley Parable U.D., i promise you 50 crisp dollars you will enjoy it.
I loved the original Balatro videos but now I have absolutely no idea what you're saying or what is happening in the game.
You spend too much money so you rarely have any to roll with
Ah yes, forced
#stillwaitingfornikerealgodreveal
Skipping blinds = silly idea
Except for free shop and $25 tag at the start
I restart until I get a useful tag at the first small blind, and then its always skip for negative jokers because one day I will hit it big for sure
wtf is happening?
Day 107
Furi