"If It's Not HARD, I Don't Want It In My Mouth..."

แชร์
ฝัง
  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 13 ส.ค. 2022
  • We cooked some eggs with Austin and Cyr :)
    Follow Austin: / austinshow
    Follow Cyr: / cyr
    We stream on Twitch (almost) every day 8am-12CST
    ▶ / nmplol
    (not Tuesdays)
    ▶ Nick's Socials:
    / nmplol
    / nmplol
    / nickpolom
    ▶ Malena's Socials:
    / malena
    / malenatudi
    / malenatudi
    / malenatudi
    ▶ PO Box:
    Nick Polom and/or Malena Tudi
    P.O. Box 1839
    78630 Cedar Park
    Texas, USA
    ▶ Full VOD:
    / videos
    (stays for 60 days)
    ▶ Community Discord: / discord
    ▶ Community Reddit : / nmpx
    ▶ Second TH-cam channel: / dailydoseofnmplol
    ▶ Edited by: MTee
    ▶ Thumbnail: Top Kek
    ▶ Outro song:
    Constera - Stuck In America
    • 🎵 STUCK IN AMERICA (Nm...
    Business Email:
    TeamNMP@unitedtalent.com
  • เกม

ความคิดเห็น • 299

  • @csbrooks
    @csbrooks ปีที่แล้ว +628

    Austin is such a charming guy. He adds so much to anything he's in.

  • @qwi2311
    @qwi2311 ปีที่แล้ว +570

    Nick is still Rolling with his “Weaponized Incompetence” whenever he’s asked to do something.

    • @XanderFenikkusu
      @XanderFenikkusu ปีที่แล้ว +15

      not too sure, maybe its actual incompetence

    • @aidenbustos8625
      @aidenbustos8625 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@XanderFenikkusu it’s working

    • @coolcat1530
      @coolcat1530 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Just this months favorite buzzphrase.... No such thing.

    • @kenshin1368
      @kenshin1368 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@XanderFenikkusu Definitely real incompetence for Austin lmao

    • @emmanuelwil-jeff
      @emmanuelwil-jeff ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@XanderFenikkusu, there's no bullshitting when you really don't know how to do something, and I'm gonna say nick's the type of person to say it but also the liking hard in the mouth thing. I'm questioning that heavily, but I'm also not a Nmplol regular. I'm a mizkid for context, but obviously, their boys, so I'm gonna see them and nick; he's just different, and I like others but idk abt hard things in mouths; imma need some more explanation there, but I did the lie detector episode, so ya XD

  • @ilikecommenting6849
    @ilikecommenting6849 ปีที่แล้ว +771

    Lmao I fucking love Austin! His Trump impression was 10/10 lmao

    • @Kehlp
      @Kehlp ปีที่แล้ว +18

      comedic timing is amazing

    • @XanderFenikkusu
      @XanderFenikkusu ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Was hilarious, but also correct. It does sound a lot like China with like 700 million CCTV Cameras, social credit, and face recognition AI.

    • @alighani2720
      @alighani2720 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@XanderFenikkusu the China understander has logged on

    • @XanderFenikkusu
      @XanderFenikkusu ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@alighani2720?

    • @michaelperez2478
      @michaelperez2478 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Agreed, and the best part is the imitation was factual.

  • @jasonbustillos6488
    @jasonbustillos6488 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    Editors did super fucking good on this video

  • @terenceperson1204
    @terenceperson1204 ปีที่แล้ว +254

    I'm beginning to see more and more why nick is the way is he is. His mom sounds ruthless.

    • @BlackRuby67
      @BlackRuby67 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      For real

    • @hikaru99
      @hikaru99 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Yeah no wonder. Makes a lot of sense now that you mention it. Did she teach him anything or just give him shit 24/7?

    • @stephanie-ty3df
      @stephanie-ty3df ปีที่แล้ว +18

      She called the cops on him the first time he cursed at her.

    • @haroppert9562
      @haroppert9562 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@stephanie-ty3df jesus is that true?

    • @P4PKing
      @P4PKing ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@stephanie-ty3df People that call the cops for shit that isn't an emergency are the worst.

  • @shlongbongchewy
    @shlongbongchewy ปีที่แล้ว +47

    14:47 Hasan calling this his 9/11 killed me

  • @laplthelullemann
    @laplthelullemann ปีที่แล้ว +110

    Austin is great, a born entertainer.

  • @iitstre_4550
    @iitstre_4550 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    I love when Malena starts speaking in her native tongue. It’s never nice, but it’s always funny. 😂

  • @MightyKondrai
    @MightyKondrai ปีที่แล้ว +249

    nicks joke right after austins at 2:33 actually got me in tears. also, man nick needs to read some history and literature before preaching 'polomism' bro 💀

    • @XanderFenikkusu
      @XanderFenikkusu ปีที่แล้ว

      Exactly. planned economy and communism is not only unethical and undesirable, it also has never, and will never work.

    • @emmasa03
      @emmasa03 ปีที่แล้ว

      HAhahaha

    • @ShaunRL
      @ShaunRL ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Also needs to understand what dark matter actually is.

    • @ssadalas
      @ssadalas ปีที่แล้ว

      Braindead thing he said and i personally hope that those things he said is just a joke COPIUM

    • @davesprivatelounge
      @davesprivatelounge ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@ShaunRL It's obviously matter that is dark 5Head

  • @Thunderblase
    @Thunderblase ปีที่แล้ว +55

    The charisma oozing off Austin is unbelivable

    • @ComradeFoxx
      @ComradeFoxx ปีที่แล้ว +2

      he is a natural born show man

  • @shiningbanana693
    @shiningbanana693 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Did not expect this combo would work so well

  • @disgustedsumo5167
    @disgustedsumo5167 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    you guys mix sooooo well with austin its great please do more together

  • @brandalfthegrand
    @brandalfthegrand ปีที่แล้ว +4

    this was one of the best edited videos i've seen on Nick's YT. It'll be hard to find what segments to put into a highlights video, this video is really well done.

  • @nickmondragon8989
    @nickmondragon8989 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    We need more Austin with you guys!!! This my is favorite stream you guys have done yet

  • @GrilledCheeseObamaSandwichMMMM
    @GrilledCheeseObamaSandwichMMMM ปีที่แล้ว +8

    i did not expect austin to fail so bad at cacking an egg i choked on my food.

  • @ndukweuduma3955
    @ndukweuduma3955 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    I LOVE the Hasan cut-scenes

  • @pinkdragoneyes
    @pinkdragoneyes ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Malena is already basically an adoptive mom for 20 different adult male streamers, why would she want kids?

  • @CostcoFries
    @CostcoFries ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Bro loved this video! I miss the steams but I look forward to these videos. And Austin is so cool! Love you guys Nick & Malena. Great video guys, keep it up!

  • @rodolforodriguez4908
    @rodolforodriguez4908 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Lmao Nick describing 1984 by George Orwell got me dead

  • @danoleza5707
    @danoleza5707 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    This was such a dope stream loved it guys keep it up

  • @elliotcrowe4135
    @elliotcrowe4135 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I feel nicks happiness has gone up since camp knut. Props to him

  • @limi.
    @limi. ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Cyr and Austin is like one of my favs to feature in any stream…they just work perfectly and have great chemistry with any streamer. 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻

  • @SeanSiquig
    @SeanSiquig ปีที่แล้ว +15

    austin is one of my favorite streamers who NEVER STREAMS god damn it

  • @OLBarbok
    @OLBarbok ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Haha the editing with Hasan was great.
    You guys are actually so wonderful and pleasant to watch together, that was great.

  • @wishes_._
    @wishes_._ ปีที่แล้ว +3

    That was the greatest transition I have EVER seen from nicks stream to hasans stream

  • @baby_muppy
    @baby_muppy ปีที่แล้ว +36

    i love austin so glad he's joining!!!!

  • @fabiii7044
    @fabiii7044 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    14:25 "oh my good.. sooo tempting"
    definitely killed me

  • @chasinglightbulbs5043
    @chasinglightbulbs5043 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Great edit! Keep it coming :D

  • @ak2304
    @ak2304 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    My kudos to the editor! Well done!

  • @jgosto1967
    @jgosto1967 ปีที่แล้ว

    yoooo extracting the eggs was the funniest shit i've ever seen in a looong time idk why

  • @5punkt5
    @5punkt5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Helvete, Malena is so considerate! De trodde jag aldrig om norrbaggar! ;)

  • @KrazyBird911
    @KrazyBird911 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Austin is so fucking funny, he elevates any stream he's on IMO

  • @Mojoremixxx
    @Mojoremixxx ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Nick love you. Keep going. You're strong!

  • @mohanned661
    @mohanned661 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Nick looking thin an actual gladiator he crushed it with leg day

  • @aaronwild2894
    @aaronwild2894 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I felt bad for Cyr, sitting there looking at food knowing he can't eat it.

  • @jdmji
    @jdmji ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love Malena, she has her moments.

  • @Gaskii_
    @Gaskii_ ปีที่แล้ว

    Austin is a fantastic guest, funny guy. They all get along really well.

  • @Aviiven
    @Aviiven ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Amazing editing tbh!

  • @explodingmonad4535
    @explodingmonad4535 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    you cut out Malena's setup to the cyr orphan joke. She did the heavy lifting.

  • @lrgtreeztgod3344
    @lrgtreeztgod3344 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Its so sad how people will force/scar you with their beliefs and make you feel like your a bad person. My families like that too

  • @TauEnjoyer
    @TauEnjoyer ปีที่แล้ว +16

    i fking love austin, missed the guy!

  • @beardedsurgeon2253
    @beardedsurgeon2253 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    If I could hit the like button more than once I would... Love the streams and the youtube

  • @Jnze
    @Jnze ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Austin’s impressions are hilarious!! 😂

  • @robdabarbarian
    @robdabarbarian ปีที่แล้ว +4

    10:05 Nick uses the plot for Psychopass and tries to pass it off as his own theory...

  • @rockerdude
    @rockerdude ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Holy hell Austin! He’s great! “Where are the egg whites? OHHH you can do that?”

  • @DaaFreestyle
    @DaaFreestyle ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Austin sounded so defeated at 6:10

  • @GregTheGreat008
    @GregTheGreat008 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Austin: Where’s the egg whites?
    Malena: *opens the carton of eggs.
    Malena is a thug.

  • @WoeIsJesse
    @WoeIsJesse ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Best vid in a minute, maybe because of all the cameos lol but jokes were 11/10

  • @twitch_tv_pat
    @twitch_tv_pat ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i wish austin would come to texas more offten , he works so well with every streamer there

  • @shyamadash
    @shyamadash ปีที่แล้ว

    I just have to say, that thumbnail is nothing short of incredible

  • @djmastakilla3948
    @djmastakilla3948 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Austin i enjoyed ur sense of humor to bring out that shirt that said im not gay.. have fun joking around feels so free. Austin i applaud you 👏 lol

  • @TwiceEleven
    @TwiceEleven ปีที่แล้ว +4

    New editor? Seems like a bit different style. Well done

  • @JayJoStanAccount
    @JayJoStanAccount ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Im not someone who usually watches many different streams...I got my like 10 or so I bounce between usually. I gotta say over these past few weeks and following Nick and Camp Knut I have added Knut and Wake to the list because they are such good dudes and now I think I gotta add Austin to the list. My man is hilarious.

  • @B0H0
    @B0H0 ปีที่แล้ว

    Malena hitting Nick with the two piece combo at the beginning.

  • @fram24
    @fram24 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Nick described the movie The Giver

  • @KingMondoWWM
    @KingMondoWWM ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This was such a great stream. Austin is so damn funny.

  • @beattheovenludwigvan
    @beattheovenludwigvan ปีที่แล้ว

    when austin broke the egg and it fell LEMAO

  • @bladekilla
    @bladekilla ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Austin doing the Trump impression had me laughing off my chair so good lmao

  • @cyberkhalifa4885
    @cyberkhalifa4885 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    4:06 boyz

  • @vxkami8297
    @vxkami8297 ปีที่แล้ว

    such a funny stream ty austin

  • @jerryfromtheblock6463
    @jerryfromtheblock6463 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    sometimes with these streamers it feels weird how far they progressed at their age, but then you see them (try to) do the most basic stuff like cook and you discover there are huge swaths of their lives where they have progressed 0% and are basically inept

    • @FriendxA
      @FriendxA ปีที่แล้ว +2

      similar to most gamers.

    • @johntony6974
      @johntony6974 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@FriendxA what??

  • @louis-etiennebelangergagno5514
    @louis-etiennebelangergagno5514 ปีที่แล้ว

    Watching this confirms that all you need in life is insane luck.

  • @muatring
    @muatring ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Austin is such a funny guy

  • @8Aoi.
    @8Aoi. ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Special guest? It’s just Austin LULW

  • @Kehlp
    @Kehlp ปีที่แล้ว +3

    actually W guest

  • @luckylotus3047
    @luckylotus3047 ปีที่แล้ว

    Malena is so wholesome

  • @Octavion114
    @Octavion114 ปีที่แล้ว

    didnt invent it but now im using that.... my kids will know about this

  • @leancamo800
    @leancamo800 ปีที่แล้ว

    BRO, I had no idea who Austin was but, the first 3 mins of the video made me like him. He's hilarious and seems to be a great bud to be around

  • @Screw064
    @Screw064 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Is this the most pineapples in one vid

  • @antonbonin5003
    @antonbonin5003 ปีที่แล้ว

    Austin is a "Pineapple" bomb 😂

  • @fortypath22
    @fortypath22 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Did they get a new editor? Cause he’s been going crazy with the videos lately

  • @kurt4559
    @kurt4559 ปีที่แล้ว

    Austin is such a funny dude 😂

  • @cheifqueef3805
    @cheifqueef3805 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    10:15 lmfao

  • @RyanTaylor-vb6ym
    @RyanTaylor-vb6ym ปีที่แล้ว

    Austin>knut it ezzz okay malynahhh 😂😂

  • @rayzecor
    @rayzecor ปีที่แล้ว

    I didn't know Austin was this cool

  • @SergH.
    @SergH. ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The shirts were so good🤣 and nice edits with Hasans stream. “Seems like a you problem”

  • @benfromvt
    @benfromvt ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i love yt outro

  • @Scorpion396
    @Scorpion396 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This was great! Lmfao!!!

  • @erikstein1348
    @erikstein1348 ปีที่แล้ว

    YO WTF MALENA Just taught me the greatest life lack. Actual 200 iq empty waterbottle to suck up yolks

  • @nickmilo932
    @nickmilo932 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Nick reminds me so much of Jerry Smith

  • @Ozmourne
    @Ozmourne ปีที่แล้ว

    ...Holy

  • @ALeoHughes
    @ALeoHughes ปีที่แล้ว

    Sad I missed this live :(

  • @Christian_Ellingsen
    @Christian_Ellingsen ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Yo I have no idea who this kid is, but this stream was awesome! :D And his Trump impression was off the hook! :D

    • @Riku-hg9ke
      @Riku-hg9ke ปีที่แล้ว

      he is otherwise known as Rajj Patel, was very big on twitch for a while for hosting game shows with a bunch of streamers over videocall

  • @NorroTaku
    @NorroTaku ปีที่แล้ว +2

    this was really pineapple
    I really pineapple this stream

  • @nolanthewarrior8893
    @nolanthewarrior8893 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "pineapple" :)

  • @Wakazashi1
    @Wakazashi1 ปีที่แล้ว

    Austin is hilarious

  • @Athedrivein
    @Athedrivein ปีที่แล้ว

    the vibes were immaculate we need hasan will and austin in the kitchen

  • @nicpardon1057
    @nicpardon1057 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That egg trick is cool but unneccisary just seperate then the normal way

  • @miasmavoid
    @miasmavoid ปีที่แล้ว +1

    tik tok education from malena

  • @JoeyC4D
    @JoeyC4D ปีที่แล้ว

    MR. SHOW!!!!

  • @seniordelcielo4888
    @seniordelcielo4888 ปีที่แล้ว

    She really doesn't plan on having Nick's kids🤣...it's always pineapple

    • @slick3996
      @slick3996 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      he's gonna fill it up one day without asking for sure

    • @seniordelcielo4888
      @seniordelcielo4888 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@slick3996 thats the best move Nick has

    • @ssadalas
      @ssadalas ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@seniordelcielo4888 and hopefully wasn't the last straw for malena and left him for that, because honestly that is just uncalled for

  • @ZelltisExx
    @ZelltisExx ปีที่แล้ว

    0:10 Whos gonna tell him that his swimmers don't swim

  • @PARZIVAL_7
    @PARZIVAL_7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Was watching the stream but got a noti so I had to watch. (they're live rn)

  • @joseplasencia2132
    @joseplasencia2132 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hilarious title

  • @Nekuratul
    @Nekuratul 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    polomism is just 1984 lol

  • @endermenkilla
    @endermenkilla ปีที่แล้ว +27

    thats where my son is gonna be one day lol, nick that was cute and pogo at the same time

    • @joselguerra0
      @joselguerra0 ปีที่แล้ว

      Not pogo.

    • @mother4413
      @mother4413 ปีที่แล้ว

      She doesnt want kids tho

    • @pretzels713
      @pretzels713 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@mother4413 He can still have kids

    • @endermenkilla
      @endermenkilla ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@mother4413 thats why its pogo lol he makes her uncomfortable

    • @markcoleman7246
      @markcoleman7246 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@mother4413 I've heard that plenty of times by people that inevitably became parents anyway.🥱😶

  • @saberusmaximus2703
    @saberusmaximus2703 ปีที่แล้ว

    Austin doesn’t want to sleep at Hassan’s because he might try to sleep with Hassan lol

  • @yakinthebox
    @yakinthebox ปีที่แล้ว +1

    where is the reading ban appeals I need to see it

  • @_Hasted
    @_Hasted ปีที่แล้ว

    Their guest looks a lot like that Rajj Patel guy

  • @R33DPLAYS
    @R33DPLAYS ปีที่แล้ว

    egg white omelette? xD