So I was a dismantler in a junkyard. Every Saturday for 4 years that I worked there, a man used to come and sit with a twisted ball of metal that used to be the Porsche G T3. He bought his 16 year old son. The child had the car for less than 24 hours and it is his permanent resting place. He pays the junkyard. I'm not sure how much to keep the wreck. So he couldn't go and talk to it. This is the worst advice you could ever give to anyone.
All jokes aside they actually are really safe. I saw a video of a guy who used to deal in them saying he saw 2 different people hit a wall going over 100mph and both walked away with very minor injuries.
I actually do believe that lambo doors are actually the superior way of opening doors. Albeit I would point out that lambo door conversions on normal cars are actually the best way of approaching it because they both open out slightly and then up. So if the car flips you can still get out. But also you can open your door up in tight parking spots. What do y’all think??
Yes every good first car(u realize the whole point of a first car is a car that will run and that’s reliable but not a devastation if it gets into a crash)
I asked my dad for one of these when I get my permit to drive. He got me one and said if I'm good and keep it in one piece until I get my license, he will get me a Huracan to go to my job.
"it'll alert all the cops within a 5 mile radius" 💀💀
Bruh if i would find out that this exists im turning that off
And were not millions
Omg thx you my mom said she will get it for me
💀💀💀
Y’all actually dumb ash if u believe this
“And it will keep your kids out of trouble”
Me and the bois on our way to recreate scenes from Fast&Furious
Underrated comment😂😂
Memer ass humor 👎🏽
@yeaaohh-ftms the fuck is your problem like actually
Bro the kids will probably be going 200mph in like 2 seconds on the highways
💀
bro just called us poor in 34 different ways 💀
That’s to real
very true
Why 34 🤨
@@Theotimus i counted
@@Theotimus idk js a random number
Instructions unclear: i showed this video to my dad and now im disowned
Nice
Very affordable too
Hi Elon Musk
@@hosum501bro is Elon musk's 6th cousin😂
yeah, cause we all got a couple grand that fell between the couch cushions! 😂
@@lbb-ridge482more like 300k
It only the very low cost of $3,000,000
Forest auto reviews in an alternative universe:
LMAO
forrest is just better
Forest but white
Forest but whitexican lmao
Wanna be forest dude
"mom, dad, look; this is why you should buy me a Lamborghini Aventador"
Mums slipper being thrown straight at your head
I need those parents to whom I can even just ask for lambo
So I was a dismantler in a junkyard. Every Saturday for 4 years that I worked there, a man used to come and sit with a twisted ball of metal that used to be the Porsche G T3. He bought his 16 year old son. The child had the car for less than 24 hours and it is his permanent resting place. He pays the junkyard. I'm not sure how much to keep the wreck. So he couldn't go and talk to it. This is the worst advice you could ever give to anyone.
what do you mean worst advice?
@@gumba8966telling an unexperienced driver to "have at it" in a car with that speed is a nice way to make sure the parents bury their children.
@@ShadowConcierge ohhhh
so he “could” or “couldn’t”?
A fast car at that age is defenetly not goin to end up well
It costs more than my both kidneys
Edit: Guys this is a joke and nothing to take seriously like you are in the replies
You have kidney cancer or smthn?😂
A normal kidney costs around 250-300 thousand dollars
@@LordDakshnah he just got extra small kidneys
@@LordDakshwhy do you know that
@@LordDakshnah one kidney is like 150thousand
@@LordDaksh kidneys do not sell for that much lol
Let’s just ignore the 500k price tag
Oh dang man, thank you for this absolute great short. I showed this to my parents and they’re buying me the lambo! All thank to you man🙏🙏
I think he forgot how much it costs😅
It’s a joke
@@Similarocelot818and i bet mini_aiden was joking aswell 😂
250k 2014 lp700
@@namename1its an S so its around 280-300k
We reminded him and how will a fold up door stop kids slamming it like slam it up and say bye to the door
Bro it WORKED TYSMM!! THEY GOT ME THE NEXT BEST THING a bicycle
If only most people can even afford a Lamborghini 😢
That one snitch in class:
showed this to my parents, getting an svj next week (real)
Can i get a ride?
ik riyal 🌝
@@janganmenghinaiatidaksunna57 yuh
Ok
Riyal
All of these best first car videos are at unachievable price margins
unachievable to you only that is
@@user_7234nahh not just him but 90% of people
Isn't this satire?
@@chirasmitbehera1957 Satire video, satire comment
@@user_7234 Bro sit down, you’re like 13 💀
Now tell them the price 😭😭
My parents who can barely afford food:👁️👄👁️
“If the check engine light comes on”
If. But when it does 💀 your bank account is about to be sent to
The backrooms
Just my dream car 🙂❤
All jokes aside they actually are really safe.
I saw a video of a guy who used to deal in them saying he saw 2 different people hit a wall going over 100mph and both walked away with very minor injuries.
My parents won't even buy me a honda💀💀💀
step 1 get a lamborghini aventador
nah step one is sell your both kidneys
@@visibletoallusersonytstep 2 sell one of your balls, coz each one costs a million dollars
@@visibletoallusersonytstep 2:sell one of your b@lls coz each one of 'em costs a million
@@jayesh1891 step 3: have OF as your job
You’re right bro. I convinced my parents to get me one after I showed them this. Thanks 🙏
Youre broke
As they always say, a sharp knive is a safe knive.
Same with cars.
Bro really said. “It will keep your kids from bumping the car next to you” in a Lamborghini with two seats 💀
“Alright sonny, y’a got me. How much is it?”
“Both your kidneys”
more than that.. even if u put your liver + your kidneys..you still wouldn't be able to buy it
You can sell your soul for a Bugatti Chiron.
@@jayesh1891nah a kidney can be sold for $300,000 or more which is almost enough
@@GOLDEN.JET.not worth it
Dude said Starbucks 🤡
What exactly is your point here
It’s a Joke you clown, how ironic.
Yea he did
Wtf does this even mean
I heard that those cars are aweful in deep snow, it just seems like it's built to be an asphalt princess.
Bro, thinking about this car like it ain’t 300k
"ok well how much is it?"
"500 thou-"
"500 THOUSAND? NO WAY UR GETTING UR DADS OLD HONDA"
I showed my parents this video and they agreed to buy me one all thanks to you 😊
: It has a wing door so you don't have to worry about your kids hitting another car's door's, meanwhile the car is only 2 seated.
Until it crumbles like a cookie when another car hits it or it runs into something
Aight time to go ask my mom, wish me luck.
Edit: Yes I liked my own comment 🗿
“I’m going to show your parents how this Yugo is the best first car”
Bro tried to make no cup holders sound like a good thing😅
Everything checks out just need the money
Imagine someone showed this to there parents and actually get the car 😂
Bro is really trying to help us buy our first car by convincing them to
The infinite loop on this short is wiiiiiiild - well done 💪🏻
Very little brake dust? Wow, thats definitely solving an issue that existed
Fun fact
Svj in italian stands for “Safety Features”
Which is why the lamborghini adventador SVJ is the best first car ever
If a car works fine its good enough.
The budget 💀☠️
I actually do believe that lambo doors are actually the superior way of opening doors. Albeit I would point out that lambo door conversions on normal cars are actually the best way of approaching it because they both open out slightly and then up. So if the car flips you can still get out. But also you can open your door up in tight parking spots. What do y’all think??
I know a guy that got one when he turned 16. He actually is alive today 5 years later!
infotainment system looks like its from 2011🤦🏾♂️
my first car is a lamborghini aventador svj roadster. it is awesome
Yes every good first car(u realize the whole point of a first car is a car that will run and that’s reliable but not a devastation if it gets into a crash)
I asked my dad for one of these when I get my permit to drive. He got me one and said if I'm good and keep it in one piece until I get my license, he will get me a Huracan to go to my job.
Cup holders are necessary. I don't want my kid to be dehydrated.
if only if only i can afford the price
Your first car is not supposed to be expensive. Something affordable that can be driven.
Put an 88mph speed warning, would get parents wondering when I go that fast
If my parents got me a fucking lambo as a first car, you dont wanna know how quickly i would wrap it around a tree
And this is why a Beverly Hills mansion next to the rocks house is a great starter home
Him thinking I’m just letting my kids take my Lamborghini Aventador for a spin:
Imagine if it was an SV that would make it super reliable
I love the white colour version of this car.
Extremely affordable also pocket change actually!
And it is a huge investment with no safety from being stolen at all
You know he knows nothing ab cars because he said an aventador is practical.
Bro just ignored that $815,000 price tag and called the car practical
“If a check engine light comes on, your wallet will commit die”
“My Lamborghini is actually very practical”
It has some insane insurance like crazy high amounts of money 💀💀💀
Bro called us poor in 10 ways
bro if i asked my parents to buy me a car they would be like you should work for it and buy it urself
Bro called us poor in 3756 languages
i don’t think my parents are worrying about having a cup holder in my brand new lamborghini, i think they worried about the damn price💀
Me: da-
My Asian dad: *“I WILL SEND YOU TO JESUS”*
finally . exactly what I was waiting for them to do .
going to buy it right now. thanx man
How to break your parents pockets
This car can buy my house and all the houses next to it and you're gonna convince my parents to buy it 💀
He didn't dare to talk about the price💀
I went to high school with a Romanian dude who got a brand new Lamborghini Murcielago for 16th birthday.
Sent this to my dad, his response was:
“Keep dreaming”
I showed this to my dad and he didn't respond.
1970-2017 RIP dad
Bro did every rich kid a favor 💀💀💀
First car but i don't have 1.5m dollar 😂😂
Bank"so why do you need over half a million?"
Missing childhood dream car
I could hardly convince them to get me a pc‚ let alone a Lamborghini Aventador 💀
You can get a cup holder... For 700 dollars
I mean, I'd personally prefer a manual. Maybe a 1969 chevy impala SS 427 convertible or something similar
Sending this to my parents rn
Let me run out to the dealer right now 😂😂😂
This guy is the kind of guy to convince people that a M1 Abrams is the best first "vehicle" for someone to drive
A civic is best I've had my first car ( honda civic 1999 hatchback) for 7 years and it's my daily and its the most reliable car in the world.
The insurance on the thing man 💀💀💀
No cupholders is a dealbreaker
These are very economical to drive because of the aerodynamics
All fun and games till the insurance bill comes in 💀
Boy my parents ain’t buying me this for my FIRST car 💀
Requirements are as followed:
1. Be rich
2. Be rich
The car is also made to push air around it for better mileage
And here I am looking at thing I can't afford at 3 am with my exam the next day