If I Lose, I Give You My Credit Card
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- I'm playing Smash Bros. Ultimate online but whenever I lose, chat votes on things for me to buy.
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The Queen’s cardboard arriving like 3 days after Elizabeth’s passing was soooo cursed in all the wrong ways
Lol, like Jesus
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ThE gHoSt Of ThE qUeEn!!
LIZZYS IN A BOX IN A BOX IN A BOX! 🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪
Long live the queen he said
Little Z looking for every excuse to buy those eggs lmao
Someone definitely stole one too. The package was open and one was missing!
@@nix6940 Probably Little Z stole it.
@@nix6940 Damn deliveryman
Yeah, as someone who voted no for the eggs I was rather annoyed when he gave them a second and third chance that could've been used on something funnier but I guess he just _really_ wanted them, huh
@@RAHGOTS ...From himself?
This is more painful than Deadly Spectate
Painful = Enjoyable
Like you lose you cosplay doesn't exist.
At least those don't kill his bank account
@@all-starsilver1835 well not directly
Well it's better than Hoppcat beating him on smash bros like he usually does.
Next time we need to make him buy three actual body pillows so he can actually use the covers
true
Yes
At least he'll have 3 Waifu buddies if Maddie ever leaves him 😅
Yes
yes
Your chat has incredibly good taste with the frame 1 Dark Pit costume
Hi vernias :)
Indeed
one chatter does at least, the uncultured majority voted no :/
damn a Vernias comment with only 61 likes
Obama pillow was better
I gotta respect little Z throwing away his wallet for the content.
the man owns a tesla for playing smash bros
@@danielwisehart5460 Exactly. The money he spent in the video is chump change.
Money is pverrated
@@imn_fauler6098 you ever been hungry my friend?
@@danielwisehart5460 he's been hungry for controversy
"I'm not gonna use the eggs"
Convienietly is already open and only has 5 out of 6 in the box.
Okay.
sus
I'm hoping that the Amazon driver stole one, but I'm not sure that's much better.
Day 1 of reminding Little Z that he didn't show the Toad costume he bought in "If I Lose, I Give You My Credit Card"
Ikr
I was about to comment that exact thing lmao, btw littleZ if your reading this you have to where it the Hole next vid in the series.
Watching the streams is the best thing ever, seeing him lose and have chat immediately vote on whether he should buy the cursed smash character body pillow is too funny.
"Stop buying me this [waifu body pillows]" is just asking for chat to make you buy them more
Chat: We need to get Zack a body pillow!
Or tenga eggs for using the body pillow ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Another* body pillow.
@@agentclank8183 ho only has the covers
*he*
@@davidcline0809 Don't know why you replied to me then, it should have been general since everyone is saying body pillow.
You know Little Z ended stream and IMMEDIATLY went straight for those 6 eggs
5 actually
Someone stole an egg lol
@@TheBestShirt He probs used it before the stream lmao 🤣
For an omelette, right? Right?
Zack just wanted the eggs. Let’s be honest
He said "give me an egg character, give me Yoshi" and he got Yoshi
I was gonna comment this
21:37 Z: "The Beat Maker is cancelled."
Me: *We know you don't like the eggs.*
Little Z when he gets hit in lag: "It's impossible to parry in this lag!"
Little Z when his opponent parries in lag: "Oh, must be so hard to parry when the game is in slow motion!"
11:43 "What happened to Pikmin rights?!"
Everyone that's played Pikmin: What Pikmin rights?
16:50 I was the one who said, it’s official the wheel hates you. I’m so happy my chat comment got into the video.
The olimar bit had me dying on stream and had me dying in the video, keep it up Zach!
Rest in pepperoni, olimar.
It's painfully funny when watching it on stream
27:43 ok but this part was actually hilarious
I love this series + Rest in peace bigwinbeer.
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@@sg2126 Director Cogger is BigWinBeer's new name
@@Xaero13 i know that. did he die or something?
@@sg2126 no
Can we agree this is the best series on his channel. Also do one with the underdogs where each of you have to buy something if u lose
Nah, it's good but you lose you cosplay and deadly spectate are better.
It would be better if the actual purchases were more interesting, instead of "make him buy a body pillow cover / plush toy / costume that will appear on screen once and then disappear forever".
@@osidiusemphatic3505 yes it is
20:09 Bro the fact that someone stole an egg out of the package makes it so much funnier
Sure, a porch pirate decided to open the package and take a singular egg instead of just taking the entire package and opening it later in a safe location. Whatever you say.
We all know he tried the egg
So this is now just a series…
I love it
I love how he trusts his chat to chose things
I don’t think he does
@@Tcoaal_is_Peak now that I think about it chat does make him buy some weird and expensive stuff…never mind (ps can you say hi to the underdogs crew for me hopcat? 😊)
2:22 petition to make a one hour version of this song
Can’t believe chat turned down that Dark Pit cosplay.
That person was just trying to buy Little Z some cosplays for the next YLYC so that he doesn’t have to.
They were just trying to do a nice thing.
Your thumbnail is literally "Oh no~ don't make me buy the Bowsette body pillow UwU" XD
12:30 Marss’s bloodthirst has become one step closer to satisfaction
Bit of context for the falcon match: this was actually his second game of falcon because he was throwing the first one to avoid daily gaming getting screentime because he confused them for gaming time who cheated in blindfold smash.
17:18 I have never witnessed so much rage towards Olimar yet I completely agree
The best joke is at the very very end omg
Reminder to always watch until the end of a Little Z video
@@LittleZReal Understood, SIR! o7
17:43 you know he made that deal because deep down. He wanted those eggs
Yes, Flare Blitz hits twice. One on contact, and one in an explosion.
Zach drinking: my wife left and took the kids
The cup: no johns
12:30
“OLIMAR’S F**KING DEAD!”
-Little Z, 2022
Next time, we must all remember to make him buy more tiny cat costumes for his cats
That Olimar torture is worst when Alpha flushed him into the toilet.
12:20 that was Marss's favorite part
6:56 is why Little Z is one of my favourite youtubers.
Little Z really knows how to make me click on a video
Amen brother
y'all need jesus
🤨📸
I collect amiibos and watching that olimar die was the most painful thing ever
i feel your pain
I love watching these videos where Little Z loses money on pointless junk
Chode blown by toad. I’m almost died laughing
“How about you let me enjoy myself??” He asks as Peach is beating him so he can buy the self satisfaction eggs. Oh the irony
3:58 who is this BigWinBeer fellow? I vaguely remember someone with that name, but he died a couple years ago. I think might play a bit of Duck Hunt though...
It's Cogger
Imagine little z goes to a dinosaur museum in the dinosaur costume😂
12:26 Olimar mains will remember that
20:55 little z kills the queen with piano
The segment after the Olimar game was giving me Riddler from The Batman vibes
Little Z is just giving everything of his away for us nowadays, I'd love to advocate for everytime Little Z loses he gives us one of his vital organs.
I call his kidney.
24:05 “Good things come in small packages” “So like your nutsack/red rocket”🚀🥜😂
"I already have 2 body pillows!"
Me, with 6 of them, thriving....yet alone. Hahaha
I am glad you are feeling better Little z and In good health.
There's about 80 characters in this game and he thinks about 10 of them are cool and yet he is still surprised when he only gets lame characters
Something about Maddie specifically holding up the Bowsette pillow seems... Deeply unsettling.
19:42 this is so underrated
Ah yes, this is gonna go just as great as last tome
Respect to little Z spending his money on body pillows for content
14:52 Nice to Syu Ryu!
12:00 this is the alpharad toiletsaga all over again
Hey little z, I loved the stream and would love to see more of these vids man
Ps: rip z’s wallet
As a owner of piranha plant slippers I would say they’re great
Never better timing for the Queen Elizabeth II standee lmao
Y'know, I imagine it gets lonely being an Amazon Driver, so I'm giving Little Z the benefit of the doubt and I say that a very lonely Amazon driver couldn't help himself and took one of the eggs.
Rip Olimar amiibo, he'll be missed
2022 - 2022
Watching Little Z destroy his Olimar Amiibo on stream was the most glorious/terrifying thing I had seen in a while.
Let’s look at the everything we know about the eggs. 1 he did it two extra times after realizing what they were. 2 the package when he received it was already open . 3 when he saw them there was one missing. Not saying anything but a little suspicious.
20:01 "well this package has already been opened" *sees what it is* 🤨
The timing with the Queen
💀💀💀
I enjoyed seeing you being humiliated by the hand that feeds you. Subscribed immediately.
@4:00 little Z out here dead-naming his friends.
"I'm gonna have to ban body pillows next time" poor Little Z has dementia
That Olimar amiibo didn't deserve its destruction
LMAOOO I am playing Dragon Ball Z Kakarot and when he pulled out the supreme drip jacket, Goku said "We have a keeper" JAJAJAJA SUCH GREAT TIMING
"Sometimes you gotta bring out the lameness to win"
-Little Z, 2022
i want to see more of Maddi's reactions to the stuff you buy during these videos, especially all the pillow covers
I want to see Maddi's reaction to finding out that Z's new slippers are supposed to be hers. The only reason most of us said yes was because he said they would be the present for Maddi.
7:00 That, That right there, That’s what broke me
"The handle bars go on the handle bars."
-Little Z 2022
The amount of people that don't get the joke with the missing egg is ridiculous lol.
Holy fuck he sounds so damn happy this whole match 13:49
12:30 Fun isn't something I consider when watching Olimar. But this, does bring a smile to my face.
"Long live the Queen"
*Queen dies*
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
1:34 You bring shame to Steve Irwin.
Little Z: "Oh look, another fighting game character!"
Terry: "AGHHHH!"
Terry: "WHAAAGGGHH!"
Terry: "AAARRRGHH"
*GAME*
14:54 as soon as I heard "Ooooh Ryuuuuuu..." I was like "NOOO!" (I'm like, one of the five Ryu mains on the planet so of course, I wish my boy Ryu is safe.)
(Edit after the fact, thank you chat for saving Ryu.)
bro really tried pretending he didn't use an egg before recording this video.
Zack has betrayed us. We bought those slippers for Maddie, but he took them for himself.
I know. The only reason I voted yes was because they were supposed to be for Maddie. I would have voted no if he said they were for him.
@@Maxwell_Twist Same.
21:19 🎶 say goodbye 🎶
The gaster noise is used three times in this video lmao
12:05 this is the best part in the video.
shoutout to "cut that editor" in chat at 7:06 LMAOOO
Ah yes, RIP BigWinBeer. I almost forgot about him, thank you for the reminder of the world's best Duck Hunt!
Been watching your vids for a very long time Z, gotta say this editing was some top tier comedy. Well done! Keep up the great work :)
I LOVE this little series
I really appreciate the editor holy shit the edits make me laugh so much. I also cracked up when he hit the queen.
1:28 I actually have that exact plushie and my cat sleeps with it
6:59 out of context 😂
0:24 *insert reference to the maid outfit incident*
[15:25] looks like the Top G made a quick stop in Australia
imagine hearing your neighbor screaming meanwhile saying: "IM NOT GETTING THE MA********** EGGS!"