I was giggling through the whole thing. Karkat's singing surprises me every time and his descriptions of each of the trolls makes me laugh, especially Gamzee, Sollux and Equiuus.
when i discovered BROADWAY KARKAT, i knew it was a terrible mistake. but Hussie has already claimed my soul, so I thought, 'why not? Why not corrupt it a little bit more?' I'm not sure whether i should laugh, cry, or crawl to the corner and hysterically do a little bit of both. Broadway Karkat, ladies and gentlemen. He's just that fantastic. And this one is perhaps my favorite.
"Have you ever heard a hipster crying all alone?" Oh god now i wanna hug Eridan. D: Because I'm one of the few who seriously love Eridan. All he needed was a friend who would not take "go awway" for an answer and who would be nice to him and comfort him and all dat shiz.
if i met eridan without being in the homestuck fandom; i'd probably do the same. tbh i still would even if i was but seriously the fandom needs to stop oversexualizing eridan like seriously wth
Miss Papercut They do. Tbh he never actually does any of that, or anything close to it, and I really dislike it. -but there are some good people in the fandom, and some more who are starting to realize that. and other misconseptions of the characters-
This is the best ringtone ever. It's good i never have it on in class, because i can imagine just 'Have you ever heard a hipster crying all alone, or asked the grinning juggallo why he's high' is not the best thing to have on in class.
Man, I've been practicing Color's of the Wind for a while now, and here Broadway Karkat is, nailing it as always. He's probably one of my greatest inspirations.
My oc taps KK shoulder and clears her throat and sings, "I have heard a hipster crying all alone (IT WAS FUCKING MUSIC TO MY FUCKING EARS!) and I have asked the grinning juggalo why he's high, I have glubbed with all the voices of Fluthulu, and I have painted with all the colors of your blood. It was really quite easy, especially if you ask nicely."
this whole song becomes a lot funnier when you remember that alternia as an imperialist empire that takes over other planets in a massive conquest to govern the universe
I have to say, I love this person's voice. It's rough, how Karkat's should be, but also manages to be pure and soft. Every note is handled with delicacy and delivered clearly, all while the angy undertones remain. It's perfect, really.
Picture this scenario: *random person*: So, what fandoms are you into? *Homestuck trash*: Oh, I love this thing called Homestuck! Have you heard of it? *random person*: Oh. yeah, I've heard some dark, messed up shit about that fandom. I think I'll stay away from it. *Homestuck trash*: What? How dare you! *random person*: What's the problem here? *Homestuck trash*: *just sings this entire song while random person considers calling the police*
I watched this movie last night, after hearing this and going through *th grade history all I can do is point out historic mistakes and make characters into trolls..
No, I don't think I'm gonna ask Gamzee why he's high. I'll leave that to his Moirail. *pushes Karkat forward*(im a GamKat shipper. leave me be DaveKatters)
![[S] Karkat: Be a Fanboy - Broadway Karkat](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/sP_ps92Krw0/mqdefault.jpg)
Oh my god Karkat, you can't just ask juggalos why they're high.
somEONE PLEASE PHOTOSHOP KARKAT'S FACE ON EVERY PICTURE OF POCAHONTAS YOU SEE.
"Or ever asked a grinning juggalo why he's high?"
Okay. I laughed harder than I should have. I'll admit it.
I was giggling through the whole thing. Karkat's singing surprises me every time and his descriptions of each of the trolls makes me laugh, especially Gamzee, Sollux and Equiuus.
"IS THE FUCKASS REALLY ME?"
That and the title really got me.
Karkat : can you paint with all the colors of our blood
Me : gmazee can
Dnioll NO STAY IN YOUR CORNER
WHO GAVE YOU THE RIGHT
Dnioll two 2oon
hussie could too technically
he literally drew all the DEAD scenes.
Ah, yes. gmazee, my favorite character.
when i discovered BROADWAY KARKAT, i knew it was a terrible mistake. but Hussie has already claimed my soul, so I thought, 'why not? Why not corrupt it a little bit more?'
I'm not sure whether i should laugh, cry, or crawl to the corner and hysterically do a little bit of both. Broadway Karkat, ladies and gentlemen. He's just that fantastic.
And this one is perhaps my favorite.
Try ave Maryam the one braodway karkat sings I know every lyric I love it it's my favorite...
5 years later and this is still accurate.
I'm watching this in the middle of the night and I'm just trying so hard not to laugh at "Have you ever heard the hipster crying all alone"
Same
+Tei “Scottei” Sukone same bra!
+Tei “Hella bi” Sukone 1:15am. I am currently trying to die of laughter silently.
im laughing. at something else.
Tєɨ Kαgαʍɨnє well i'm thinking yes if I look in the mirror
I was fine until "Unless you're weird like Kanaya" because I didn't even realize that's how some people pronounce her name I'm crying
Me too. I mean I pronounce it like: KAN-AI-YA
starspires, same. i pronounce it 'KAN-AY-AH'
*Pastes Karkats face on every scene in Pocahontas* There
B e a u t i f u l
omg yezzzz
"Have you ever heard a hipster crying all alone?"
Oh god now i wanna hug Eridan. D: Because I'm one of the few who seriously love Eridan.
All he needed was a friend who would not take "go awway" for an answer and who would be nice to him and comfort him and all dat shiz.
+Your Stalker (Flinpunzel)
+Your Stalker (Flinpunzel)
oml (People still see this post?)
;=;
I know
Smol Fish bby who is probably taller than me
if i met eridan without being in the homestuck fandom; i'd probably do the same.
tbh i still would even if i was
but seriously the fandom needs to stop oversexualizing eridan like seriously wth
Miss Papercut
They do. Tbh he never actually does any of that, or anything close to it, and I really dislike it.
-but there are some good people in the fandom, and some more who are starting to realize that. and other misconseptions of the characters-
Is is weird that I started to cry when he mentioned Eridan crying alone?
No
dont worry.
im a hipster crying all alone too.
See, the thing is, when a million other people cry with Eridan, he’s no longer crying alone, but with people who care about him.
Wow, that was deep.
@@kokomollyroseheart5999 he's still crying though.
:33 *ac has heard a hipster crying all alone*
I have too!!!!!!!!
Vriska Serket IT DOESN'T COUNT IF YOU'RE THE REASON WHY HE WAS CRYING IN THE FIRST PLACE.
I've been a hipster crying all alone. :.(
omg bby no
Hannah May Foulds same
Everyone is laughing and Im just trying not to cry because WHY DOES THIS MATCH POCAHONTAS SO WELL
when he mentioned eridan crying alone i wanted tO CRY
same ;-;
SAME!!!! I LOVE ERI SOOO MUCH!!!!
yeah :(
I THOUGHT IT WAS GOING TO BE SERIOUS AT THE BEGINNING AND I DIED LAUGHING
Same tbh
IS ANYTHING IN OUR FANDOM SERIOUS
+Keirkovs FreAks Sadstuck is....
+Emily Pierson Noooooo do not remind me ;A;
This is surprisingly touching... and I don't know why. I think I'm going insane.
sometimes i swear our fandom needs serious help
I know right...
I've been thinking that for the last year.
yeah but I don't think any of us are going to go seek help
Abnormalities Fly No the rest of the world needs it not us
This made my day >: ]
This is the best ringtone ever. It's good i never have it on in class, because i can imagine just 'Have you ever heard a hipster crying all alone, or asked the grinning juggallo why he's high' is not the best thing to have on in class.
From the minute he said, "You think I'm an ignorant fuckass." I knew, that this was going to be, the best song ever.
I was so serious listening to this song until he said. "Can you ask a grinning juggalo why he's high?" and I started laughing
тнe ѕong oғ мy people
Not gonna lie, this is probably the best discription of homestuck
Oh my gog I just imagined Karkat in a Pocahontas costume
"Have you ever heard a hipster crying all alone."
I shouldn't be laughing this hard
*whispers* You should
"The wheelchair bound Skylar will be your friend."
Meh baby Tav. Precious.
just don't flarp with the spiders.
Man, I've been practicing Color's of the Wind for a while now, and here Broadway Karkat is, nailing it as always. He's probably one of my greatest inspirations.
I know someone who paints with all the colors of their blood.
Gamzee Makara.
+Wandering Child oh gog...
CAN U NOT
NO
I WAS THINKING IT WAS A HIGH BLOOD
+Wandering Child Brutal.
My oc taps KK shoulder and clears her throat and sings, "I have heard a hipster crying all alone (IT WAS FUCKING MUSIC TO MY FUCKING EARS!) and I have asked the grinning juggalo why he's high, I have glubbed with all the voices of Fluthulu, and I have painted with all the colors of your blood. It was really quite easy, especially if you ask nicely."
"(Now do u get it jade?)"..... JADE YOU BETTER FREAKING GET IT!!!!!
I don't know why but this time listening to this song I started crying like this is so beautiful
am I high?
I'm crying over this song. Help.
I just got into the HomeStuck fandom, and now these songs are all I listen too. Broadway KarKat is amazing!!!
oh my god, i love this
this is beautiful
I agree.
Oh god the Kankri's are invading.
Reddon Dragoon yes they are
kankri vantas hi
Nearly a decade later and this is still the only thing of vvalue to come out of the Pocahontas movvie
this whole song becomes a lot funnier when you remember that alternia as an imperialist empire that takes over other planets in a massive conquest to govern the universe
HAVE YOU EVER HEARD A HIPSTER CRYING ALL ALONE
OR ASKED A GRINNING JUGGALO WHY HES HIGH
"We need to glub with all the voices of fluthulu"
“can you paint with all the colors of our blood”
hey that line fits with the native americans too
Okay, actually, THIS IS FUCKING AWESOME
I have to say, I love this person's voice. It's rough, how Karkat's should be, but also manages to be pure and soft. Every note is handled with delicacy and delivered clearly, all while the angy undertones remain. It's perfect, really.
The thing that made me laugh the most was "KanaYA"
It was such a fucking anime way to say her name I can't
That part about the crying hipster makes me wanna hug every damn Strider boi
*wipes tears* fuckign beautiful,,
I would sing this to people at my school
lol XD
Runs down the hall singing the with rainbow glitter be hide me *
omg XD tht is awsome
I would do it high school or not
im singing it this year!
"Have you ever heard a hipster crying all alone" same Eridan same
I THOUGHT THIS WAS SERIOUS I WAS WRONG XDDDD
And this is how I got into Homestuck...
I think I'd rather not paint with all the colors of your blood...
*walks away slowly*
That was awesome! >w
On an unrelated note I had a psychology teacher who was afraid of juggalos.
"HAVE YOU EVER HEARD A HIPSTER CRYING ALL ALONE?"
No? I thought crying alone was too mainstream for them.
*reads all the comments from 5 years ago* hmm yes very cool
One person doesn't want to glug like Fluthulu.
Until he mentioned "pink skin", I thought Karkat was singing this song to the Condesce about her ruthless imperialism.
Omg, really, this is amazing!! Hahaha
"Have you ever heard a hipster crying all alone?"
"Have you ever heard a hipster cry all alone"
I have died
IM A LONELY HIPSTER. please save me ;^;
Wow karkat, I never knew you could sing so well XD
Karkat: so you get it now Jade?
Me: WAIT THIS ISN'T FOR DAVE?
"So do you get it now jade?" BAWHAHAHA XD
I am legit crying by how good and touching this is.
I'm legit crying by how good this is.
One person up there hasn't painted with all the colors of their blood.
Unless you're weird like kanaya
"HAVE YOU EVER HEARD A HIPSTER CRYING ALL ALONE."
Ow.
Picture this scenario:
*random person*: So, what fandoms are you into?
*Homestuck trash*: Oh, I love this thing called Homestuck! Have you heard of it?
*random person*: Oh. yeah, I've heard some dark, messed up shit about that fandom. I think I'll stay away from it.
*Homestuck trash*: What? How dare you!
*random person*: What's the problem here?
*Homestuck trash*: *just sings this entire song while random person considers calling the police*
Does this song hit anyone else on a spiritual level or is it just me
This was beautiful and made so much sense and..... Awwww.... I have so any feels both happy and sad right now.
Who else tried to sing along but in the normal Pocahontas singing style?
And the the ending, I can hear Jade going "Mmm...no"
*clapping* karkat dear this was wow 😂😂😂 someone give this troll an award
The second the tune came on I was like "ooooHHH FUCK YES!"
This is so beautiful
Love ya Broadway Karkat!
this has been on loop for the past hour
I'M CRYING
Beautiful. Tears were shed when listening to this. :')
I never saw him as the singing type but he sounds amazing
Oh my gods xDD
This just killed me you have no idea
Imagine, just imagine Karkat as pocahontas and Dave as John Smith
Why do I keep coming back to this video 💀
DEAD FANDOM REVIVE
Wow when a troll can sing with the voice of an angle😮
“Have you ever heard a hipster crying all alone?
OMFG IM DYING FUCHDBBRJCNDBDFB
Funny! I love this guys broadway videos/music
Me: still in this fandom.
this person is one of my headcanon voices for karkat.... most definitely
I laughed so hard when I saw 'Karkahontas'!!! XDD
"Have you ever heard a hipster crying all alone?"
Im just imaging this scene in the movie replaced with karkat.
SHE FINALLY UNDERSTANDS (Awesome video)
The first line started playing and I already knew this was going to be epic.
As an ex homestuck coming back to broadway karkat, hearing the word fuckass out loud is so god damn cringe. I had to pause for a second.
This seriously gives me the chills
I watched this movie last night, after hearing this and going through *th grade history all I can do is point out historic mistakes and make characters into trolls..
This was just....so beautiful
The whole so g I was liek: "omg who ishe singing to?" Then at the end: "so, do you get it now Jade?" And I was liek: "ohhhhh..."
"But ztill I cannot zee if the fuckazz iz really *me*." Yeah yeah, I know thank you I can't either
Wow...
Karkat has such a pretty voice. :B
OH MY GOG!!!! I LOVE THIS SO MUCH!!
I died at "can you paint with all the colors of our blood? It's not easy". OMFG,
No, I don't think I'm gonna ask Gamzee why he's high. I'll leave that to his Moirail. *pushes Karkat forward*(im a GamKat shipper. leave me be DaveKatters)
Karkat voice is strang but really beautiful in fact O_o And 'im not a fan of him but his song and lyrics are really, really beautiful.
Okay I admit I started laughing but its good anyway XD
I mean at the hipster part
//Eridan
No Feferi though (did I spell that wrong oh well)