+TrevorSpace Animation It is. And FTR I bet Trump remembers seeing the video of people jumping up and down, dancing, yelling for joy in a middle eastern country after the Twin Towers fell. I saw the same video and remember it very well. I wrote about it in an article about 911.
Man all these forgotten Donald gems burried underneath all his further controversy. The fact that he did not raise enough red flags back then is pretty depressing.
My favorite thing about Trump is that he's the ultimate one-up man. He's said he has the world's greatest memory, he said he has the highest IQ of everyone in the world, recently he said he's the least racist person on the planet. It's hilarious every time.
+tylertyler82 Im glad someone pointed this out. Everything else is irrelevant in my opinion. I just want someone to ask him directly "Why the fuck were you in Jersey, in an "arab", meaning Islamic neighborhood (cause we all know he cant tell the difference between anyone in the Middle East or Southeast Asia) during that time?". He will most likely say business, in which case there would be a paper trail somewhere.
Phillip Betts oh my God yes. She struggled to not roll her eyes. It's like she stuck a fork in the back of her hand off camera to keep her focus on the fork rather than responding with an eye roll.
wolveric0 Often seeing Trump's televised campaign run I wondered if he was TRYING to lose by saying stupid things,spouting proven lies,& behaving in an infantile manner......Now that he's president, he's only gotten worse.
+MutanTminusMutiny Impossible. Fish have scales. Donald Trump doesn't have scales...except... Maybe that thing on the top of his head. I'm still not fully sure that's hair.
Sam Nee In fact, if you think about it, Trump basically _is_ the mascot. He's the most well-known currently, he makes everybody laugh, and he looks dumb!
For USA,yes, refugees. For Europe, no, a lot of rapists, sharia law supporters, and economic leaches. I'm a PC Liberal atheist, and even I know this shit.
+TheDtrane We have the ability to help all of them. What's even better is that we are reaching a point where we actually need new immigrants for economic purposes. They take over some of our "ghost towns" and revitalize them. They add to the payroll taxes that fund Social Security and Medicare. It would be a win-win if only fearmongers would get out of the way.
I know this was a year ago now, but I've always wanted to comment. I was IN Jersey City, NJ and Weehawken, NJ on that day. There was NO ONE in the streets at 9am on that day. I was standing with a bunch of other people at the Exchange Place PATH station where I met a vendor rep to bring to several meetings. Everybody was either just standing silently ashen-faced or crying watching what was going on across the Hudson River. Then later when I was over in Weehawken standing on a parking garage roof there was just people talking. Many angry about whomever was behind this attack as by that point it was clear it was an organized attack. The rest of the day was spent in chaos as everybody tried to get home and away from Manhattan before all the bridges and tunnels were closed. Trust me there was no 'group' cheering in America that day Mr. Trump much less in Jersey City, NJ.
+flipmaya OMG, I told that to my friends as a joke. what if he really was an extremely brilliant and kind hearted man and he knew that enough stupid hate would cause the worst of American to be placed neatly in one little place and then he wiped them all way, thus severely removing hate and bigotry in this country
+Reyes Ibarra, ya, just like the people who vehemently supported the Iraq war. Every time they open their clappers, my ears automatically shut down. Yes, that's goes for demorats and republitards.
Colbert has done it again... Made me spit my water out mid-drink. You'd think I'd learn. Also, that frozen yogurt statement is a fact in my neighborhood! Lol
I remembered when the first time I saw the WT centers were tumbling down, I was just way too shocked to react in any other emotion. Cheer????? Thousands of people?????
I used to love laughing at Trump now i'm afraid that even if he isn't the nominee he has stirred up some crazy shit in that party that can't easily be undone.
Everyone started cheering when Stephen Colbert said "NY is the greatest city in the world", but he just wanted to prove that crowds are easy to pander to and they fell for it!
Haha the crowd was also going in for the joke by doing that. How boring would the joke land if the crowd stayed silent all of a sudden. I will admit that they are easily appeased though haha
"Crowds will continue to be easy to pander to, in this greatest city of the world." ...Crowd cheers... This is one of the most interesting and telling things to demonstrate about american politics if you ask me.
Ill just leave this here. www.breitbart.com/big-journalism/2015/12/02/trump-100-vindicated-cbs-reports-swarms-on-roofs-celebrating-911/ I hope this wont cause any butt hurt.
if trump wins,we canadians will come to the rescue of out american cousins. it's our way of saying thank you for accepting celine dionne all thoose years ago..
Call him whatever you want but Donald Trump is not racist, that is for certain. If you think he is a racist then you need to reread the definition of "racist"
Racist: 1. A person who believes that a particular race is superior to another. Tell me how this isn't what Trump does, with all he says about Muslims and Mexicans.
"having or showing the belief that a particular race is superior to another." Ok fair he isn't saying anyone is superior...he's simply targeting groups of non-white skin pigmentation that he believes are dangerous based off of generalized biased examples that are either untrue or a vast minority to those groups...but he's not saying that white people are good he's simply saying Mexicans, Syrians, and blacks are bad...almost every time he gets a mic in front of his lie hole
Solaris of Tämir This is exactly what i mean. A racist believes in the superiority of another race. race. race. Race. RACE. R4CE. R-A-C-E. RACE. Mexican is absolutely not a race. That is as stupid as saying that American is a race. Pay attention very closely: Mexico is a country that lies to the south of the southern US border. Mexican is a freaking nationality; not a race. I'm not even sure you could understand this though, seeing as how you also suggested that "muslim" is a race. "What's your race?" "Christian..."
+Jeremiah Brand well if you want to get specific I'm Slavic,English,Irish,Spanish, and a few other traceable races and if you think Mexican isn't a race please tell me what you identify the mix of Aztec and Spanish people that live in Mexico...just brown or a Spanish subsidiary?
Aaaaaand now he's president and I wish we never had to talk about him again. We fed the troll instead of examining how he really couldn't help the people he was promising to help, and that those lies were as big as these attention-grabbing ones. But we thought people would not want to elect someone who lies so horrendously regardless. We were wrong. He still has no realistic plans for anything though.
But didnt the govt. claim "there was no way to know". Not to defend the eccentricities of the Donald, but existence of prior knowledge of 9/11 was highly debated in the aftermath and still consequential today.
+Saint Val I always thought the idea that "there was no way to know" was really pointing to the fact that the more data/intelligence you have access to, the harder it is to separate the "signal" from the "noise." There are over 50,000 intelligence reports a year produced for the government that attempt to make sense of millions of pieces of data. Humanity at this point utterly lacks the computing power and analysis capabilities to reasonably sift through it all. The U.S. is/was so awash in data and 'intelligence' that, in retrospect, it's easy to say they had foreknowledge because they had the raw information...but arguably no one could have 'predicted' that that specific plot would pan out anymore than the thousands of other terrorist plots they had "knowledge" of.
MrJustSomeGuy87 The brilliant philosopher and communist Slovaj Zizek said in an interview (it's here on TH-cam) recently that he doesn't mind the government looking at his emails and stuff. He said it's too much data watching everyone that they never really see anything. He also said maybe if the government looked through his work they'd learn something.
Fernando Herrera lol. Zizek is great. Just out of curiosity, does that mean that you don't believe "Bush's administration ignored it." as you previously stated?
More like Nostradumbass.
Lol
punz bois
😀
+KingOfMadCows amazing
lol😂 u just made my day.
I confidently predict that Donald Trump will say something even dumber next week.
I don't know if that's possible
+TrevorSpace Animation That's what we thought last week xD
+TrevorSpace Animation It is. And FTR I bet Trump remembers seeing the video of people jumping up and down, dancing, yelling for joy in a middle eastern country after the Twin Towers fell. I saw the same video and remember it very well. I wrote about it in an article about 911.
+Mary Cummins
Jersey City is quite different than a middle eastern country.. but trump probably desnt know that!
+Steve27775 Nothing can be dumber than "a small loan of a million dollars"
Man all these forgotten Donald gems burried underneath all his further controversy.
The fact that he did not raise enough red flags back then is pretty depressing.
I was thinking the same thing. It like, WTF! How did people fall for this blatant Circus Act
Vilkku What's worse is that many KNEW Trump was an asshole but voted for him anyway.
My favorite thing about Trump is that he's the ultimate one-up man. He's said he has the world's greatest memory, he said he has the highest IQ of everyone in the world, recently he said he's the least racist person on the planet. It's hilarious every time.
He has a problem. A disorder, if you will. It's called Ithinkiamelonmuskitis. It's a serious condition. Very sad.
+touchedinthehead The actual term for what he has is "narcissistic personality disorder".
***** That's not as fun to say as ithinkiamelonmuskitis though.
+MassiveScore Trump is the Kanye West of politics.
The candidates have actually been ranked by intelligence, Ted Cruz came in first with a score of 9.8 and trump a 5.1
I've been watching Colbert so much, I can almost recite his monologues
Kasino80 he's genius
So Don was just hanging out in Jersey in a Muslim neighborhood at 9am on a Tuesday?
+tylertyler82 He claims he saw it on TV yet no Tv network known to man has any footage of what he says.
+Jose Vazquez He was a first hand wittness evidently.
+tylertyler82 the specifics of this got me dying laughing idk why 😂😂
+tylertyler82 Im glad someone pointed this out. Everything else is irrelevant in my opinion. I just want someone to ask him directly "Why the fuck were you in Jersey, in an "arab", meaning Islamic neighborhood (cause we all know he cant tell the difference between anyone in the Middle East or Southeast Asia) during that time?". He will most likely say business, in which case there would be a paper trail somewhere.
He watched with binoculars from his golden tower.
I love when you rant about donald trump
Not even Stephen could predict that the iPhone 7 wouldn't have a headphone jack.
THERE IS AN IPHONE 7!!!!
STEPHEN'S POWERS ARE REAL!!!!!!
Coffee Girl
John Smith u
Georgia Young "John Smith u" what?
John Smith Good One!
John Smith *OH MY GOD! SCIENTOLOGY IS THE ONE TRUE RELIGION!!!*
Colbert is one of the greatest ever.
You could just tell how much that girl wanted to roll her eyes before saying "because he has 'the worlds' greatest memory.'"
Phillip Betts oh my God yes. She struggled to not roll her eyes. It's like she stuck a fork in the back of her hand off camera to keep her focus on the fork rather than responding with an eye roll.
remember when Trump was a joke back in november of 2015?, joke is still running and no one is laughing anymore.... sad but true.
wolveric0 now thAt joke won the Us presidential elections
wolveric0 damnit past commenter, the joke is president now
i dont know why, but it did not surprised me, i saw it coming.
wolveric0 Often seeing Trump's televised campaign run I wondered if he was TRYING to lose by saying stupid things,spouting proven lies,& behaving in an infantile manner......Now that he's president, he's only gotten worse.
"If Ivanka wasn't my daughter, perhaps I'd be dating her."
-Donald Trump
Aaron Duda I saw the video and thats basically what he said even if my wording is slightly off. The point here is that he's a sicko.
+Des "slightly off" does not work in the world of quotes.
Muzikrazy213 Then sue me lmao. I dont care.
"I like big butts and I cannot lie."
-Stephen Hawking
+Des well shit.. can't argue with stephen hawking.
And what's the point of this?
Trump has the world's greatest memory because he is the world's greatest goldfish
Omfg lol
+MutanTminusMutiny You should see my goldfish.
Fishy!
+MutanTminusMutiny Impossible. Fish have scales. Donald Trump doesn't have scales...except...
Maybe that thing on the top of his head. I'm still not fully sure that's hair.
+MutanTminusMutiny I'd vote him world's greatest goldfish if he'd agree to not run for president. :P
Donald Trump has the world's best memory? But I thought elephants had the world's- That's it, Donald Trump is part elephant.
Confirmed
+Sam Nee Well the mascot for the Republican party _is_ an elephant. It all makes sense!
ChronosRegex I didn't even think of that. You, my friend, are a genius.
Sam Nee In fact, if you think about it, Trump basically _is_ the mascot. He's the most well-known currently, he makes everybody laugh, and he looks dumb!
ChronosRegex Damn, you're right. And wait, mascots have big heads.... Trump has a big head.... It all fits together perfectly.
White people: All lives matter
Syria: We have refugees in danger
White people: New phone who dis
For USA,yes, refugees. For Europe, no, a lot of rapists, sharia law supporters, and economic leaches. I'm a PC Liberal atheist, and even I know this shit.
+James Franco Syrians are not white.
+TheDtrane We have the ability to help all of them. What's even better is that we are reaching a point where we actually need new immigrants for economic purposes. They take over some of our "ghost towns" and revitalize them. They add to the payroll taxes that fund Social Security and Medicare. It would be a win-win if only fearmongers would get out of the way.
+Rani Hinnawi not true
Ryan Herich No, it's true. Immigrants are kind of an investment.
#feelthebern
Yes
stand with rand
+Paladin Gunny Danny Rand
+Lifted Canyon yes
+theraptor44 trump supporter spotted
thankful for u stephen thnx
I love how accurate the pandering part was
Was anyone else hoping Stephen was going to pull out a possum and was disappointed when pulled out the candle?
I wasn't expecting a possum, but now that you said it I really wish it had been a possum
Trump needs a small loan of a million dollars
According to Romney you should just be able to borrow that from your parents
million dollars is a very large amount of money, but compared to 4 billion?
Erik Arustamyan a small loan of 4 billion dollars
look what he turned a million dollars into. most people would lose it all
+Joe Gibbs I agree.
I know this was a year ago now, but I've always wanted to comment. I was IN Jersey City, NJ and Weehawken, NJ on that day. There was NO ONE in the streets at 9am on that day. I was standing with a bunch of other people at the Exchange Place PATH station where I met a vendor rep to bring to several meetings. Everybody was either just standing silently ashen-faced or crying watching what was going on across the Hudson River. Then later when I was over in Weehawken standing on a parking garage roof there was just people talking. Many angry about whomever was behind this attack as by that point it was clear it was an organized attack. The rest of the day was spent in chaos as everybody tried to get home and away from Manhattan before all the bridges and tunnels were closed. Trust me there was no 'group' cheering in America that day Mr. Trump much less in Jersey City, NJ.
'no matter what he does or says trumps gonna do great in polls'.. man could u be more right
Stephen is the best late night host on TV.
Part of me wants to believe that Donald Trump is enacting the Zero Requiem from Code Geass.
Holy shit, blew my mind.
+flipmaya OMG, I told that to my friends as a joke. what if he really was an extremely brilliant and kind hearted man and he knew that enough stupid hate would cause the worst of American to be placed neatly in one little place and then he wiped them all way, thus severely removing hate and bigotry in this country
+flipmaya Actually a few years ago he was a Democrat and very liberal. Dunno what happened.
You are the BEST Estevan!!! Bring back ESTEVAN!!!
I personally prefer "NosTrumpDumbass"
Comedic gold.
Take note on everybody who supports trump so you know in the future that their opinion doesn't mean shit in any topics.
Haha agree.
+Reyes Ibarra, ya, just like the people who vehemently supported the Iraq war. Every time they open their clappers, my ears automatically shut down. Yes, that's goes for demorats and republitards.
Colbert has done it again... Made me spit my water out mid-drink. You'd think I'd learn. Also, that frozen yogurt statement is a fact in my neighborhood! Lol
He has the gift!
"It's as if Trump has some sort of _fifth sense_ that let's him see what's on newspapers and on tv"
I think this is appearing in my news feed now because the just announced the iPhone 7. HE IS A WIZARD!!! WHO KNEW SUCH A THING WOULD COME TRUE?!?!
I think we need to make Trump pay for a wall to keep himself out of our country. His fans should join him...
Then we might just lose half of the country
Half is generous. Or maybe I want to just be hopeful its not half.
I remembered when the first time I saw the WT centers were tumbling down, I was just way too shocked to react in any other emotion. Cheer????? Thousands of people?????
I know what you mean... one must keep in mind that it was Donald Trump who said that lol
+Lise Tan
I was told about it before seeing it and didn't believe it. It was scary enough as a possibility...
I LOVE You Stephen Colbert!!!
Trump 2016
America will be great again
Wtf
#Trump2016!!!!!
+Ghost2Coast sarcasm is fun
Shut your dumbass up
No.
Just, No.
The cookie got me. I laughed so hard. But then again I can relate with loosing things in the dark.
Donald Trump, confirmed to be able to wheeled the Monado.
+Mauricio Martinez Congrats. Give this man a trump!
SC has to be one of the best late night hosts to have lived.
As George Costanza said, “It’s not a lie if you believe it.” ...
"I love the poorly educated!”-Donald Trump (2016)-LOL
Did anyone else start singing Schuyler Sisters when he said "here in new york, in the greatest city in the world"
I used to love laughing at Trump now i'm afraid that even if he isn't the nominee he has stirred up some crazy shit in that party that can't easily be undone.
7 years later, still makes me laugh
Do you think Apple turned the iPhone 7S into the 8 to screw with Stephen?
Lol
Everyone started cheering when Stephen Colbert said "NY is the greatest city in the world", but he just wanted to prove that crowds are easy to pander to and they fell for it!
Haha the crowd was also going in for the joke by doing that. How boring would the joke land if the crowd stayed silent all of a sudden. I will admit that they are easily appeased though haha
"No matter what he says or does Donald Trump will still do pretty well in the polls." Well shit, Stephen is good at this.
"so I may know the known." had me rolling on the floor.
you're looking for 3:46
MUCH LOVE COLBERT!
the video he is referring to is actually palestinians celebrating in the west bank and ramallah.
LOL at that poor female reporter's face when she quoted Trump.
"The world's greatest memory" 😂
HAHA James Patterson bit cracked me up. I myself bought a couple of them a while ago at LAX (not Patterson's but Steve Berry.)
funny how people hate Obama for lying and yet they vote for trump.
"Crowds will continue to be easy to pander to, in this greatest city of the world."
...Crowd cheers...
This is one of the most interesting and telling things to demonstrate about american politics if you ask me.
Does anybody else support Rand Paul?
+Connor Dunn hes too short
+Connor Dunn Rand Paul would be among my top picks for republican nominee, mainly for his foreign policy positions
Rand Paul is off brand Ron Paul.
*crickets.
+Connor Dunn I do. :/
That spooky noise Stephen made convinced me the Mentok! The Mind Taker! had returned for a second.
Ill just leave this here. www.breitbart.com/big-journalism/2015/12/02/trump-100-vindicated-cbs-reports-swarms-on-roofs-celebrating-911/ I hope this wont cause any butt hurt.
And absolutely nothing will be learned from the lives lost.
Can you please link me to an independent source, or multiple sources, of your claims?
This is probably one of the funniest skits I've seen him do.
if trump wins,we canadians will come to the rescue of out american cousins. it's our way of saying thank you for accepting celine dionne all thoose years ago..
Good luck Donald Trump from Australia.
Call him whatever you want but Donald Trump is not racist, that is for certain. If you think he is a racist then you need to reread the definition of "racist"
Racist: 1. A person who believes that a particular race is superior to another. Tell me how this isn't what Trump does, with all he says about Muslims and Mexicans.
"having or showing the belief that a particular race is superior to another." Ok fair he isn't saying anyone is superior...he's simply targeting groups of non-white skin pigmentation that he believes are dangerous based off of generalized biased examples that are either untrue or a vast minority to those groups...but he's not saying that white people are good he's simply saying Mexicans, Syrians, and blacks are bad...almost every time he gets a mic in front of his lie hole
Solaris of Tämir This is exactly what i mean. A racist believes in the superiority of another race. race. race. Race. RACE. R4CE.
R-A-C-E. RACE. Mexican is absolutely not a race. That is as stupid as saying that American is a race. Pay attention very closely: Mexico is a country that lies to the south of the southern US border. Mexican is a freaking nationality; not a race. I'm not even sure you could understand this though, seeing as how you also suggested that "muslim" is a race.
"What's your race?"
"Christian..."
+Jeremiah Brand well if you want to get specific I'm Slavic,English,Irish,Spanish, and a few other traceable races and if you think Mexican isn't a race please tell me what you identify the mix of Aztec and Spanish people that live in Mexico...just brown or a Spanish subsidiary?
michael buell Latino or hispanic describe them. A Guatemalan is not a Mexican. He is the same race as a Mexican.
I was expecting Colbert to read the numbers on the fortune cookie.
that was harsh! finally! truth! keep it up Colbert I
I wish I had Stephen Colberts humor. He is so funny.
I LOVE YOU STEPHEN!
solid gold, thanks
I cannot stop laughing at the movie times segment of this bit. Lolol
this guy, Stephen Colbert or whatever his name is, must be a genius. He is truly funny and skilled.
And now this guy is president. Good job, America.
ok im gonna have to start watching the late show again!
Love it!
when he said I'm also woooaaah I subscribed XD
This was great!
I've watched ALL the Stephen Colbert videos on TH-cam. What shall I do with my life now?
Awesome!
I remember seeing it on a new York news story too. trump is correct.
The amount of weird stuff in Stephen's desk always amazes me.
I just love when Colbert rips on Trump
The clip he keeps playing was that of a possum message
I was waiting for him to say live from New York it's Saturday night....
Thanks for featuring a "certain" opossum on your show last night ;-)
Aaaaaand now he's president and I wish we never had to talk about him again. We fed the troll instead of examining how he really couldn't help the people he was promising to help, and that those lies were as big as these attention-grabbing ones.
But we thought people would not want to elect someone who lies so horrendously regardless. We were wrong. He still has no realistic plans for anything though.
Las Vegas Hispanics Family for Trump!!
lol I like all of his introductions
I love this show
Stephen Colbert for President!!!
LOL!! That was amazing!!
This made my soon to be day! 😂😂😂
I love Stephen Colbert damn he is funny.
I love you Stephen. I'm so thankful to CBS for hiring you and enlarging your "nation" ;)
But didnt the govt. claim "there was no way to know". Not to defend the eccentricities of the Donald, but existence of prior knowledge of 9/11 was highly debated in the aftermath and still consequential today.
There was plenty of evidence but Bush's administration ignored it. Many think he ignored it because it would give a reason to invade Iraq.
The FBI were well aware of the fatwas issued by bin Laden in 96 and 98 basically calling for the deaths of Americans
+Saint Val I always thought the idea that "there was no way to know" was really pointing to the fact that the more data/intelligence you have access to, the harder it is to separate the "signal" from the "noise." There are over 50,000 intelligence reports a year produced for the government that attempt to make sense of millions of pieces of data. Humanity at this point utterly lacks the computing power and analysis capabilities to reasonably sift through it all.
The U.S. is/was so awash in data and 'intelligence' that, in retrospect, it's easy to say they had foreknowledge because they had the raw information...but arguably no one could have 'predicted' that that specific plot would pan out anymore than the thousands of other terrorist plots they had "knowledge" of.
MrJustSomeGuy87 The brilliant philosopher and communist Slovaj Zizek said in an interview (it's here on TH-cam) recently that he doesn't mind the government looking at his emails and stuff. He said it's too much data watching everyone that they never really see anything. He also said maybe if the government looked through his work they'd learn something.
Fernando Herrera lol. Zizek is great. Just out of curiosity, does that mean that you don't believe "Bush's administration ignored it." as you previously stated?
lol he was right a yogurt shop did open near me and closed in a month! lol
2 years ago, to the day.
"He gives all of us on TV something to talk about."
That's exactly what he wants... Any coverage is good coverage for him.
Hahahahahaha
That is great Stephen
I've got a horrible stomachache
hahahahahahahahahahahh.....
those were sweet times...
he opened up a snappel I'm dieing lol
Bro I love Stephen!! Hilariously Funny!!