Student : I need to take a piss Teacher: Why didn't you go before the bell rang Student: Because if I DID go use the bathroom before the bell I would be LATE which would cause DETENTION
Teacher: did you do your homework ? Me: did you grade my test ? Teacher: I have other students work to grade Me : I have other teachers homework to do Buuurrrrnnnnn!!
Dat Beard i think it's illegal to not let students go potty, word is: you can get a urinary tract infection, or a UTI for short if you hold it for a long time. They are not fun.
That happened to me in class. My teacher let me go though I got in trouble for doing it. She was temporary and another teacher replaced her. He doesn't have that problem!
Sydney Logan um if youre talking about the bathroom thing here's a link to a site, and lists several other sites, that tells more about how teachers forcing kids to hold it: nospank.net/couture3.htm
@@mason518 let me explain have you ever had that feeling that you need to go to the bathroom while in class and you ask the teacher if you can go but the teacher says no And says the exact same thing Basically it is because you didn't need to do it when you were having a break plus in a school day you Are mostly in class so of course you typically need to go while in class it is just logical
Phantom Prime but if u would try before maybe idk possibly u wouldn’t get that feeling ya know. On the other hand, I do agree with your statement. Sometimes man... sometimes.....
Math Teacher: Why did you not study? Student: A year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days in the summer that is way too hot to work so there are only 263 days left. We sleep 8 hours a day in a year that counts up to 122 so now we're left with 141 days. If we fooled around for only 1 hour a day, 15 are gone so we are left with 126 days. We spend 2 hours eating each day,30 days are used in this in the year and we are left with 96 days in our year. We spend 1 hour a day talking to friend and family, that takes away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days. Exams and tests take up at least 35 days in you year, hence you are only left with 46 days. Taking off approximately 40 of holidays, you are left with 6 days. Say you are sick for minimum 3 days, you are left with 3 days in the year to study! Let's say you only go out for 2 days... You're left with 1 day. But that 1 day is your birthday. I spent a lot of time writing this so pls like it or share it i wrote it with my very own phone
Teacher: Did you do your homework? Student: Did you grade my test? Teacher: I have other students test to grade Student: I have other teachers homework to do
*When your were absent because you were sick* Teacher: Why weren't you here yesterday? Student: Because I was sick. Teacher: You weren't really sick, were you!? Student: NO I was Sick of U and this School!
Teacher-" if you guys need any help you can ask me" Me- Mrs. I need help on question 5 Teacher- "really did I not just go over that you should have been paying attention"
Stunt Hard #NBA same mate.People always ask me how i get no.1 in classes.they ask: Did you focus in class? no. Did you study? no. Did you do exercises and homework given in class? hahaha no. Then? TH-cam,National Geographic,Google and Games. And teachers be like 😲😲😲
Me: are we getting homework for spring break teacher: yes Me: why its called break for a reason Teacher: you guys think you guys are the only ones that get homework we do too Me: yeah but you guys get paid we dont
Teacher:”I’ve had enough of you disrespects I’m writing this down” (pull out sticky note an start writing) Me:”Okay and am I supposed to be scared of that damn sticky note”
Teacher: the bell doesn’t dismiss u I do Me: then the bell doesn’t decide when I arrive Teacher: r u backchatting Me: yes isn’t that how a conversation works? Teacher: why haven’t u done any work Me: why haven’t u marked me exams Teacher: um I have other students work to mark Me: well I have other teachers work to do
i never had to say any of those things. i could go to the bathroom whenever i wanted could eat and drink , maybe i was not allowed to use my phone, but we used pc's in class.
student: can i call my mom so she can pick me up? teacher: why?! student: cause i have a heart burn. teacher: ok student: can i call my mom to pick me up? teacher: why?! student: cause i've been throwing up in the bathroom and i have a huge headache i also can't barley walk and feel like i'm going to pass out teacher: ummmmm....... how bout no. you're fine! student: •_•
Dkary yeah, and then on one of the last days of school she hit him with a chair. She pushed the chair into his legs, and made a giant bruise right on his shin.
Teacher: Why were you absent yesterday? Student: Because I was sick... Teacher: Or did you not just want to come to school?! Student: NO I WAS SICK OF YOU AND THIS SCHOOL!
What i find unfair is. When students get homework , they have to do it on time or they get a detention ect. But when teachers have to mark our papers, they can spend however long they want. Its like for one class " your tests will be back next week " and the same thing goes on for atleast 4 or 5 weeks. Marking students tests is just as important, cuz if we dont get our test results/feedback. We will have no idea on to what to improve on.
***** I feel you! We wrote a history test in October and our teacher still didn't give it back to us because he was "too busy to mark it yet". Yeah, whatever.
***** They have an answer key and should know the crap they teach us. I understand if it takes a week or so then fine, but over a month to correct a fairly small test is just bullshit.
Me: Can I go to the bathroom? Teacher: Why? Me: To hunt a damn elephant and sell it to CHINA, that's what. I remember the years of middle school, elementary and highschool all too well.
+Brandon Fernandes see I always finish my work early and my teacher always says help classmates and one day I said NO I'M NOT THAT'S UR JOB I DON'T GET PAID U DO
How i got detention once Me: *gets a convo with a classmate* Teacher: Hey! Why are you talking in my class! You're disturbing the class! Me: Then why are you drawing attention to us? Keep doing what you do and we'll do what we want. You're disturbing our coversation.
It's the teacher's job to teach if he doesn't teach anyone he will get fired so it's your fault for not paying attention it doesn't matter if your conversation is interrupted you have to listen to the teacher
maria fe it’s a joke so chill out Xd, and also I doubt anyone cares about what they’re learning, they learn enough to pass the test, then forget it in the next week
Verix Everyone acts like McDonald's is bad to work at like if u lived alome u would be ok u wouldn't be a millionare but hey I would gladly work at McDonald's earing some fries every once in a while XX
Me: Can I sharpen my pencil Teacher: why didn't you do that when you came in Me: Because I been sitting here trying to write down this damn bell work that you been screamin at me to do since I walked in
My shit is different, in Maryland teachers are annoying. Me: Can I go to the bathroom? Teacher: You should have went at recess or freetime Me: I didn’t have to go earlier Teacher: oh well *ignores student* Anyone else have this problem?
I'm a teacher, and I totally agree with the video. Most of these rules are ridiculous. These students are adults, not first graders; they can think for themselves. I teach personal responsibility in my classroom. If you want to eat, eat. But if you spill it, you clean it up. If you want to use your cellphone (quietly, with no sound), then use it! But if you fail the test, you fail the test. If you don't want to come to class, stay home! But don't ask me later for notes or a study guide. Sure, some students will fail with this method, but you would be surprised how many stop doing these things after the first exam. I want to teach people who want to LEARN. If you don't want to learn and you WANT to repeat this class next year, be my guest. My only rule is to not disturb other students who are trying to learn. And no urinating in the trash can.
Dana Thurmond That last rule was oddly specific. My teachers banned me from using any computers even if we're in the computer lab working on a project I'm the only one not allowed to touch them.
Exactly... lol once when I was in 6th grade we had a substitute she wouldn't let us go and we just started walking out all together proud like we accomplished something lol I'm in 7th now!!!
Taylor Espinosa lol I guess I'm that kid but not really, everyone thinks I am. I was looking at the ground and thinking about what the teacher was teaching, while cracking my knuckles, and the teacher yelled at me to stop making faces. I was like: What are you talking about? Teacher: don't back talk me Me: I legitimately wonder what caused you to think I was making faces. Teacher- go out in the hall- you are so lucky you don't have detention. Me- Yes sir. Teacher: You have taken 2 whole minutes from my class. Apologize. Me: Sorry sir- won't happen again. And then I went out in the hall like lol.
Student: *pulls out chips* Teacher: "ARE YOU EATING IN MY CLASS?! THERE ARE NO FOOD OR DRINKS IN THE CLASSROOM Student: "Is u mad, or nah? US U HUNGRY, OR NAH?!" Teacher: "K...um...can I just get like one cheeto?" Student: "Nope." Me:😂😂 same
This is what happens when someone is busy eating popcorn in our biology class: *professor walks up and takes a handful of popcorn.* Everything goes back to normal.
What students say: *Flappy bird sounds* Teacher: No phones aloud. Bring it up! Student: Okay sir. Sorry. What students want to say: Teacher: No phones aloud! Bring it up! Student: Okay sir After School: Student: Mom, can i borrow your phone? Mom: Sure. Student: *Calls teacher who took his phone* My son didn't come home, and won't answer his phone!
ANGEL L I said that to my teacher and he just looked at me and said, "Yes, I'm aware captain obvious." And I replied, "Glad you're aware, just making sure you know."
teachers: why are you drinking in this classroom?! you know you can't do that!! me: **mumbles** okay I'd rather die of thirst then stay in this class anyway...
TheOddOne 183 True.If humans learned a lot more about cell control they'd find out that 1+1 never equaled 2.Humans just brought things down to their level of thinking.
Teacher: you did your homework My friend: idk did you shut the fuck up Teacher: ........... My friend: exactly Me: Damn he has balls (I'm not kidding that what my friend sead in 5th grade)
I have a friend called Tom and the teacher kept on saying," Thomas, stop talking, it's the third time this lesson I've had to tell you this!"But. I sit behind him and he never said a God damn bloody word.
omg so one time my friend was eating a cookie in her class and the teacher said "don't eat in class unless you're gonna share with everyone" and she pulled out a Costco size box of cookies from her backpack and offered some to everyone. Needless to say she got a detention
Because she probably knew the teacher was going to say that, for so she brought cookies for everyone so she can share when the teacher told her she had to share with everyone if she ate something in the class.
when you in trouble with with the police: cop: where do you live? teen: with my parents cop: where does your parents live? teen: with me cop: where does your family live?! teen: besides my neighbors cop: where does your neighbors live?! teen: you wouldn't believe me if I told you cop: just tell me!! teen: besides my parents
I hate it when teachers eat during class but we can't.
"IS U HUNGRY, OR NAW?!?!"
right
Brick Origins a teacher got onto me for sitting cross-legged in class, and the teacher sat in the position she scolded me for sitting in.
Brick Origins my teachers always let us eat lol
Right tho
Student : I need to take a piss
Teacher: Why didn't you go before the bell rang
Student: Because if I DID go use the bathroom before the bell I would be LATE which would cause DETENTION
Luna_Loves_You_ ! Or you just didn't need to take a wee
Luna_Loves_You_ !
Student: Aye, can I use the bathroom
Teacher: No, why didn't you go during lunch
Student: Lemme ask my bladder timer
XirmiX
same
Luna_Loves_You_ ! omg yes
"School is no place to sleep"
And home is no place to study
69 likes so I will leave it at 69 likes
😂😂😂
Bryan you are a legend
facts
FACTSSS 🔥👏
No one:
LITERALLY NO ONE:
TH-cam: Recommends video 5 years late.
Yaaah
Still one of my favs of the decade
Same
I don't remember us being this cringey
Lol
Teacher: did you do your homework ?
Me: did you grade my test ?
Teacher: I have other students work to grade
Me : I have other teachers homework to do
Buuurrrrnnnnn!!
ItsAngel MC lmao
Chum Bucket But he did copy them to get cheap likes :P
Chum Bucket Hi :P
ItsAngel MC lmao
ItsAngel MC go back to your shitty Minecraft animations
Teacher: Why do I here talking?
Student: Because you have ears???
ASSASSINOFEVIL52 lol that just made my day!
😂😂
ASSASSINOFEVIL52 hear*
You so funny
ASSASSINOFEVIL52 XD
Me: I have to use the bathroom
Teacher: No bathroom brakes. You should have went in between class.
Me: But I didn't have to go then.
Creepah Girl Ha, so true!
Dat Beard i think it's illegal to not let students go potty, word is: you can get a urinary tract infection, or a UTI for short if you hold it for a long time. They are not fun.
That happened to me in class. My teacher let me go though I got in trouble for doing it. She was temporary and another teacher replaced her. He doesn't have that problem!
liz gawin tell me about it
Sydney Logan um if youre talking about the bathroom thing here's a link to a site, and lists several other sites, that tells more about how teachers forcing kids to hold it: nospank.net/couture3.htm
Teacher: no sleeping in class
Home: studying at home
@Loink They sleep at school because they can't at home. They study at home instead.
“NOOOBODY LIKES THIS CLASS, NOBODY...” lmao I’m dead
I AM BREADMAN that’s my science class
I AM BREADMAN uR a CrInGy RoBlOx KiD
**That's all of my classes.**
Student: pulls out water bottle
Teacher: Are you eating in my class
Myself: BRUH
yes, I eat water
21 supremekid
And i drink food
21 supremekid Ha can’t agree more
Lmao
basically freshman vs seniors: classroom edition
I was just thinking that 😂
yup
Papa Bear I'm freshman but I act like senior
stfu boi
SimplyBee ooooh! Big boy!!!
I hate when people say why
dident you go before class???
Cause I don’t decide when I have to go!!!
Serenity diebel me too
You do though 😆
@@mason518 let me explain have you ever had that feeling that you need to go to the bathroom while in class and you ask the teacher if you can go but the teacher says no
And says the exact same thing
Basically it is because you didn't need to do it when you were having a break plus in a school day you Are mostly in class so of course you typically need to go while in class it is just logical
@@mason518 you don't always know when you need to go. sometimes ya just gotta
Phantom Prime but if u would try before maybe idk possibly u wouldn’t get that feeling ya know. On the other hand, I do agree with your statement. Sometimes man... sometimes.....
The hungry one and the thirsty is so true.
Teacher: Stop eating in Mt class.
me: You want some? *offers chips*
Kenny Mccormick agreed
Kenny Mccormick same with the toilet one. That is the most annoying thing a teacher can do. Wtf my supposed to do bitch? Wet myself? If u insist.
yes
Math Teacher: Why did you not study?
Student: A year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days in the summer that is way too hot to work so there are only 263 days left. We sleep 8 hours a day in a year that counts up to 122 so now we're left with 141 days. If we fooled around for only 1 hour a day, 15 are gone so we are left with 126 days. We spend 2 hours eating each day,30 days are used in this in the year and we are left with 96 days in our year. We spend 1 hour a day talking to friend and family, that takes away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days. Exams and tests take up at least 35 days in you year, hence you are only left with 46 days. Taking off approximately 40 of holidays, you are left with 6 days. Say you are sick for minimum 3 days, you are left with 3 days in the year to study! Let's say you only go out for 2 days... You're left with 1 day. But that 1 day is your birthday.
I spent a lot of time writing this so pls like it or share it i wrote it with my very own phone
+Yamato Sam
This is from the Internet ._.
Yamato Sam lol
Yamato Sam *clap* clap*clap* THANK YOU THANK YOU this counts as studying SO NO MORE STUDYING
Yamato Sam I have more summer
So it takes more time and I have even less time and Saturdays off so I can't possibly fool around
Teacher: Why are you talking while i'm teaching?
Me: Why are you teaching during my conversation?
Atsuko Nightcore OMG what I'm saying I literally told dis to a teacher
This is good
Stolen from a video....
Lol
Hey nice comment you copied off of a video. 👍
Teacher: Did you all do your homework?
Class: AINT NOBODY GOT TIME FO DAT!
@Fmono • 38 years ago • Updated im sure that many, many people would have/will have love that school so much.
Teacher: Did you do your homework?
Student: Did you grade my test?
Teacher: I have other students test to grade
Student: I have other teachers homework to do
good
Teacher: I can send you home
Student: Thanks for giving me mercy, ill start going
Juanita Loftin hella Savage 😂😂
Hall Of Fame
Juanita Loftin fr thoooo
Luis Hernandez that aint hella savage
"Everybody love Olivia Pope, that's the best side chick alive!".....lol
Damn right
Daym Drops 69 likes...
@@plutotrash1014 345 likes.......
That came on at the same time hahaha
Facts
*When your were absent because you were sick*
Teacher: Why weren't you here yesterday?
Student: Because I was sick.
Teacher: You weren't really sick, were you!?
Student: NO I was Sick of U and this School!
Tyrone Kim so true
Tyrone Kim Nice comeback! :3
Tyrone Kim I've heard that before
Tyrone Kim
Tyrone Kim Haha good one
*"You think I could get like one cheeto?"*
No
@@Anonymous_-ds4bx no
why do we have to wait 90 days to change name uno reverse
@@superchara6416 no u
There not even Cheetos
Me:would i get in trouble for something I didn't do
Teacher:no of course
Me:because I didn't do my homework
lol nice one
The Odd1out Not original but I still like the joke
The Odd1out Copycatter
The Odd1out g
The Odd1out i know where u got that from
Teacher-" if you guys need any help you can ask me"
Me- Mrs. I need help on question 5
Teacher- "really did I not just go over that you should have been paying attention"
FUCKING TRUE THOUGH!!!!
+gamerboy my math teacher always did that
If this isn't the definition of true then I don't know what is!
You just described my tech teacher in three sentences😂
+gamerboy mine to i hate he
you know it's crazy cause I learn more stuff on TH-cam than school
Stunt Hard #NBA same mate.People always ask me how i get no.1 in classes.they ask:
Did you focus in class?
no.
Did you study?
no.
Did you do exercises and homework given in class?
hahaha no.
Then?
TH-cam,National Geographic,Google and Games.
And teachers be like 😲😲😲
Omega Storm lol
Me too m80
Stunt Hard #NBA me to
Stunt Hard #NBA yep
I remember seeing this before I started middle school. Now I graduate high school next week. Brings a tear to my eye
i saw this my 8th grade year, graduating college this year homie. Me too, me too🥲
I wa in 4th grade l when i saw this and im in college now shit crazy😭
@@Bopmyglizz I was in 5th grade now 10 years later I'm a junior in college
Me: are we getting homework for spring break
teacher: yes
Me: why its called break for a reason
Teacher: you guys think you guys are the only ones that get homework we do too
Me: yeah but you guys get paid we dont
Daniel Lopez so true
could get a job xd
Teacher: You get paid with education.
Me: Can education buy me ice cream?
Mystical Mistress
Mystical Mistress that was funny 😂
Teacher:”I’ve had enough of you disrespects I’m writing this down”
(pull out sticky note an start writing)
Me:”Okay and am I supposed to be scared of that damn sticky note”
that's exactly what my teacher did and I asked her why and she was like cuze you where laughing during my class
Any girls ever had a male teacher ask why you needed to take your backpack with you to the bathroom? I wanted to die.
ikr ! They should at least know at their age and not ask why 😂
Yes, but that's why we have purses as well...I do, so it won't be obvious... Haha!!!
+Gigi isnotMonet oh my fucking god lol
Next time I'll say I need to donate to satan's sacrificial waterfall. Maybe then he'll get the point. :P
Eternal-Violet-Void lol
Teacher: the bell doesn’t dismiss u I do
Me: then the bell doesn’t decide when I arrive
Teacher: r u backchatting
Me: yes isn’t that how a conversation works?
Teacher: why haven’t u done any work
Me: why haven’t u marked me exams
Teacher: um I have other students work to mark
Me: well I have other teachers work to do
You could continue that conversation with: and I have other classes to do work for
😳
😂😂😂😂😂.
I love this
Hilarious 😂🤣
Trust me, teachers on this video, every student wants to say these things.
09aidan09 I feel like saying all these but I would get in trouble
i never had to say any of those things. i could go to the bathroom whenever i wanted could eat and drink , maybe i was not allowed to use my phone, but we used pc's in class.
+anyboxs
What school did you go to?
anyboxs I can eat and drink, but only because I'm diabetic.
09aidan09 YUP!
student: can i call my mom so she can pick me up?
teacher: why?!
student: cause i have a heart burn.
teacher: ok
student: can i call my mom to pick me up?
teacher: why?!
student: cause i've been throwing up in the bathroom and i have a huge headache i also can't barley walk and feel like i'm going to pass out
teacher: ummmmm....... how bout no. you're fine!
student: •_•
Laila Dickinson d
Laila Dickinson my friend literally threw up on the floor of the class and our math teacher didn't let him go to the nurse
Laila Dickinson OMG THE LAST ONE IS SO MY TEACHER 😂
Cade Barnes that is fucked up
Dkary yeah, and then on one of the last days of school she hit him with a chair. She pushed the chair into his legs, and made a giant bruise right on his shin.
Teacher: Why were you absent yesterday?
Student: Because I was sick...
Teacher: Or did you not just want to come to school?!
Student: NO I WAS SICK OF YOU AND THIS SCHOOL!
Fe4ЯLesS 79ツ i missed one day of school in four years and my history teacher gave me a detention and said i was skipping class because i forgot my hw.
savage
Fe4ЯLesS 79ツ me
Logan Paul
Lol😂😂😃😅😑
Who remembers actually watching this as a kid ❤😂😂😂😂
me:can i go to the washroom?
teacher: why?
me:TO SLAY THE MAGIC DRAGON
+I HAVE NO NAME lol
That vine reference though
+I HAVE NO NAME vine
+Foot Ball ikr
+SecretComet 321 it was soo funny
What i find unfair is. When students get homework , they have to do it on time or they get a detention ect. But when teachers have to mark our papers, they can spend however long they want. Its like for one class " your tests will be back next week " and the same thing goes on for atleast 4 or 5 weeks. Marking students tests is just as important, cuz if we dont get our test results/feedback. We will have no idea on to what to improve on.
My teacher still hasn't graded our mid terms yet and they were a couple months ago at least.
***** I feel you! We wrote a history test in October and our teacher still didn't give it back to us because he was "too busy to mark it yet". Yeah, whatever.
Our school has no-late work policy, which is probably so worried about whether I'm failing my classes or not.
***** They have an answer key and should know the crap they teach us. I understand if it takes a week or so then fine, but over a month to correct a fairly small test is just bullshit.
***** Um excuse you, we have 6 to 8 classes and more then one each day. It takes alot longer to write one then to read one so I dont want to hear it.
Me: Can I go to the bathroom?
Teacher: Why?
Me: To hunt a damn elephant and sell it to CHINA, that's what.
I remember the years of middle school, elementary and highschool all too well.
lol haha
true
What the😡
I'm usin dat one
+Brandon Fernandes see I always finish my work early and my teacher always says help classmates and one day I said NO I'M NOT THAT'S UR JOB I DON'T GET PAID U DO
i cant believe this came out 10 years ago...
Me: Uh I don't have a pencil
Teacher: What you think you didn't have class today?!
Me: And you think you should've gotten a better career
Kraken 😂😂
Kraken uuuh no stop
Kraken
Teaching is a passion job though... so that is the career of their choosing, to teach yo ungrateful ass 😂
Princess Lyssie I didn't see any words misspelled, and wassup wit yo edited comment?
Kraken wat weighs more helium or copper *helium*
Teacher: your gonna fail
Me: no wonder you the school system is fucked
I'm a teacher and I always start class with "SUP DOOOOOOOOOE!"
Haha well u must be a fun teacher :)
MIPPEY!! I forgot about your channel! :o throwback!
can you be my teacher even though i'm homeschooled :3
Oh Ma gud..be my teacher...
Student pulls out water
Are you eating in my class
Student:no im drinking in class.Problem?
student is savage
datrollermeets games lol
I thought you could drink in class
Teacher: uh............oh shit
Tpindell looks like a low budget mysticgotjokes
Teacher: you’re late
Student: at least I came.
I know right
Teacher:I'm tired of watching you sleep
me: I'm tired of watching you teach
😂😂😂😂😂
Mason Avakin give that teacher a fan!!!!!
I love this comment
Teacher: I'm tired of you talking back
*teacher gives shit load of homework*
*next day*
Teacher starts complaining about how much she/he has to grade
Me:then why you give us alot
Ruben Edgar Hernandez FACTZ
Thank u!!!!
Ruben Edgar Hernandez lol true 😃😃😃😃
Requirements
Or then she says I normally don't give a lot of homework right
when you want to go to toilet. And they go
"why didn't you go at lunch time"
me "bitch, i didn't need to go then"
+Tamani Wheeler OMG! YAS!
+Candy Pop best bieleve that!
Haha yesssss
yea
lol
How i got detention once
Me: *gets a convo with a classmate*
Teacher: Hey! Why are you talking in my class! You're disturbing the class!
Me: Then why are you drawing attention to us? Keep doing what you do and we'll do what we want. You're disturbing our coversation.
Savage.
And then everyone clapped
you know dang well you didn’t do that and she made you call your parents
It's the teacher's job to teach if he doesn't teach anyone he will get fired so it's your fault for not paying attention it doesn't matter if your conversation is interrupted you have to listen to the teacher
maria fe it’s a joke so chill out Xd, and also I doubt anyone cares about what they’re learning, they learn enough to pass the test, then forget it in the next week
FACT : WHEN A KID SAYS "CAN I GO TO DA BATHROOM" THEY'RE NOT ASKING THEY ARE GIVING U A WARNING
Jeenisha Darjee I know right never refuse to let a small child use the toilet unless you wanna clean up that... mess
Theodd1sout said that yo
A kid once pissed their pants in front of everyone because they didn't let him go lol.
Student: pulls out water bottle
Teacher: are you eating in my class
"Why the hell would they make a bell if the bell don't dismiss us?"
ASKING THE REAL QUESTIONS HERE!
Fujoshi Potato someone asked my teacher that and my teacher said i don't know really
So true
Student: can I go to the bathroom?
Teacher: I don’t know, can you?
Student: yes
𝐿𝑒𝑎𝑣𝑒𝑠 𝑟𝑜𝑜𝑚
😂😂
That's the version for Hardstop Lucas
Yesss
Teacher: put your head up this is your job
Student: well i quit my job
itswawaeh good-luck at Mcdonalds!
lol
itswawaeh lol not even a job
ME THO LMAO 😂
Verix Everyone acts like McDonald's is bad to work at like if u lived alome u would be ok u wouldn't be a millionare but hey I would gladly work at McDonald's earing some fries every once in a while XX
Me: Can I sharpen my pencil
Teacher: why didn't you do that when you came in
Me: Because I been sitting here trying to write down this damn bell work that you been screamin at me to do since I walked in
Lmao so true
TheSlyBiscuit LMAO
fax
SO TRUE!
TheSlyBiscuit but how are you doing that if you need your pencil sharpened??
My shit is different, in Maryland teachers are annoying.
Me: Can I go to the bathroom?
Teacher: You should have went at recess or freetime
Me: I didn’t have to go earlier
Teacher: oh well *ignores student*
Anyone else have this problem?
Walk out
@@jasminea8495 the other day my teacher said you can't go to the bathroom and I really needed to go so I walked right out
Lurking Lion same Maryland teachers suck
Sam ?o he
Lurking Lion yup
Student: would you punish me for something I didn't do
Teacher: no
Student: I didn't do my homework
*This came out 3 years ago I felt that this came out 2 months ago*
Night Skull yeah
Night Skull same
ItzAlexThe Gamer relateable right?
Night Skull me too
Hell ye
I'm a teacher, and I totally agree with the video. Most of these rules are ridiculous. These students are adults, not first graders; they can think for themselves. I teach personal responsibility in my classroom. If you want to eat, eat. But if you spill it, you clean it up. If you want to use your cellphone (quietly, with no sound), then use it! But if you fail the test, you fail the test. If you don't want to come to class, stay home! But don't ask me later for notes or a study guide. Sure, some students will fail with this method, but you would be surprised how many stop doing these things after the first exam. I want to teach people who want to LEARN. If you don't want to learn and you WANT to repeat this class next year, be my guest. My only rule is to not disturb other students who are trying to learn. And no urinating in the trash can.
Dana Thurmond That last rule was oddly specific. My teachers banned me from using any computers even if we're in the computer lab working on a project I'm the only one not allowed to touch them.
Erma The Little Ghost Girl why?
Except for the last part you would be a 10/10 teacher
haha im in middle school and boys stay peeing in the trashcans cause the teachers are old and bitcy and will never let us go
We need more teachers like you.
Asking teachers to use the toilet and they ask "Why?" I'm just like "TO OPEN THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS, YOU TELL ME!"
LMAO
HAHAHAHA oh my god that's a good one
Hahahah I'm gonna do this!
tt5
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(Teacher) “What weighs more? Helium or copper?”
(Student) “Helium!”
(Teacher) “You’re gonna fail”
It be like dat doe
Teacher: "What weighs more, helium or copper?
Student: "HELIUM!!!!"
Teacher: "Welp. You gonna fail".
Asian Kid yea but I’m pretty sure copper weighs more than helium.
we all know that one kid who actually says this stuff
Rebel 711 i mumble it cause my parents will whoop my ass if they find out
Rebel 711 I wish that kid was me
Rebel 711 me too
Jasmine Wallace no you are just wannabes
Rebel 711 Hehe not me 😏
Student:*Pulls out water bottle*
Teacher: Are you eating in my class?
Me: Bruh...
Its not eating its pulling my water bottle out of my bag so I can drink it! DUH!
^ what I would say .
Second Reaper so we eat water & drink food?
jk 😂😂😂
Second Reaper same here XD
EGGACTLE
Second Reaper IKR IT'S A FREAKIN WATER BOTTLE ONE REASON IS THAT IT IS NOT FOOD BRUH U SHOULD BE ABLE TO DRINK A WATER BOTTLE IN CLASS
:Teacher. NO eating in class
:Student. IF I'M HUNGRY I'M GONE EAT..IF I'M THRISTY I'M GONE DRINK AND IF I'M TIRED I'M GONE SLEEP..ZZZZZZZZ
Lol😂🤣
Kennedi Hinton but i aint tired tho
Bad kid macro if I’m going to reply I’m going to reply :edit messed up ur name srry
@@davidayala1734 why didn't you just tap on his name and reply😂😂
Jay ikr tf
Reeeeeee
Teacher: “What weighs more, helium or copper?”
Girl: “helium”
Teacher: “you’re going to fail”
Look at my Picture
*Weighs
*You're
And you're going to fail your English classes.
It's weighs and you're
Bowen Chen it's grammatically incorrect to start a sentence with and.
I died 😂
Bowen Chen
You never start a sentence with "And". ;)
when i have a substitution
Me:can i go to the bathroom
substitute teacher:i dont know can you
me:can you get a full time job
Lmao...
you're comment is..
You copied from vine...Eh Bee
+Mike Acampora lol when we have a sub we just play games and leave when ever we want too
Exactly... lol once when I was in 6th grade we had a substitute she wouldn't let us go and we just started walking out all together proud like we accomplished something lol I'm in 7th now!!!
We all have that one kid in the class that is a smart ass to the teacher
at your service
Taylor Espinosa that would be me
Taylor Espinosa me
Taylor Espinosa lol I guess I'm that kid but not really, everyone thinks I am. I was looking at the ground and thinking about what the teacher was teaching, while cracking my knuckles, and the teacher yelled at me to stop making faces. I was like: What are you talking about? Teacher: don't back talk me Me: I legitimately wonder what caused you to think I was making faces. Teacher- go out in the hall- you are so lucky you don't have detention. Me- Yes sir. Teacher: You have taken 2 whole minutes from my class. Apologize. Me: Sorry sir- won't happen again. And then I went out in the hall like lol.
Mick and Mac Flip that's so me and my teacher lol
Student:*pulls out a water bottle
Teacher:NO EATING IN MY CLASS
I hate when they say no eating... Like I'M HUNGRY tf.
Victoria Samano Also the fact if you don't eat and you're hungry, you think about how hungry you are and not the work.
***** I agreed.
***** RIGHT
Victoria Samano I agree. I'm a teacher, and I allow students to eat food in my class, as long as they clean up any spills.
Victoria Samano whats tf?
Why can teachers eat in class when students can't?
That person that likes cheese Because a lot of students eat like pigs and then the teacher ends up with bugs in their room.
That person that likes cheese fuck teacher s
not all kids eat like clean angels xD
That person that likes cheese facts they smack in our faces and everything
ikr, it's so unfair
they say no food or drinks but then see they have out their fuckin coffee and snack out
Fahim Ahmed But "I'm an adult"
Lol but even if they are adults it doesn't mean the rule doesn't apply to them
Fahim Ahmed Lol, exactly. I was referring to what he said when his phone was out
Fahim Ahmed exactly
Obey😎😎😎😎
Me: Mrs Rachel?
Mrs Rachel: Yes?
Me: Will I get in trouble for something i didnt do?
Mrs Rachel: No of course not!
Me: I didnt do my homework
Idk if you saw the original comment or not but this is stolen...
Student: *pulls out chips*
Teacher: "ARE YOU EATING IN MY CLASS?! THERE ARE NO FOOD OR DRINKS IN THE CLASSROOM
Student: "Is u mad, or nah? US U HUNGRY, OR NAH?!"
Teacher: "K...um...can I just get like one cheeto?"
Student: "Nope."
Me:😂😂 same
XxlastwomanxX X_X lol
XxlastwomanxX X_X lol
CRINGEEEEEE
XxlastwomanxX X_X XD
This is what happens when someone is busy eating popcorn in our biology class:
*professor walks up and takes a handful of popcorn.*
Everything goes back to normal.
mom: what did you learn today at school
me:oviosly not enough because I have to go back tomarrow
Little Raindrop Im guessing you have nothing else do then make fun of people grammar and spelling.
Little Raindrop Well, you corrected her grammar. SHOVE HER GRAMMAR UP YOUR ASS-
puppylover13 1 fan *obviously
obviously** tommorow**
puppylover13 1 fan
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What students say:
*Flappy bird sounds*
Teacher: No phones aloud. Bring it up!
Student: Okay sir. Sorry.
What students want to say:
Teacher: No phones aloud! Bring it up!
Student: Okay sir
After School:
Student: Mom, can i borrow your phone?
Mom: Sure.
Student: *Calls teacher who took his phone* My son didn't come home, and won't answer his phone!
Most highschools with homework: **YES, MORE**
My highschool with homework: **Homework? I've never heard of that!**
Teacher: *Did you do your Homework*
Me: No
Teacher: *Why didn’t you do your Homework*
Me: why am I getting in trouble for something I didn’t do....?
Nice
2k19
Ooh, smart.
I see what u did there 😏😏😀
You stole this
Teacher: WHY DO I HEAR TALKING?! Student: because you have ears. Oooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhh
ANGEL L I said that to my teacher and he just looked at me and said, "Yes, I'm aware captain obvious." And I replied, "Glad you're aware, just making sure you know."
ANGEL L I heard dat on a vine before
Somebody said that to the math teacher. It was so funny 😂😂😂
I have an even better one,
Teacher: Why are you talking while im teaching?
Student: Why are you teaching while I'm talking?
Kid in my class did that( his channel name is Jer Gaming) he said that and got a detention
teachers: why are you drinking in this classroom?! you know you can't do that!!
me: **mumbles** okay I'd rather die of thirst then stay in this class anyway...
Most iconic tpindell video
I hate it how students get in trouble for being late but the teachers don't.
Ikr
The Magicianist I hate that too.I also hate when teachers say the teachers are always right when they get everything wrong
The Magicianist ikr
TheOddOne 183 True.If humans learned a lot more about cell control they'd find out that 1+1 never equaled 2.Humans just brought things down to their level of thinking.
Silver Night wtf are you talking about?
student:teacher will u punish me 4 sumthin I didn't do?
teacher:of course not
student: good, cuz I didn't do my homework
XD
+alison ketchie LOL
oh my gosh going to use that line!!!
+alison ketchie so going to use that from now on XD
omg😂😂
I could see many detentions in the future for the red child.
Valentina Leon wtf are you replying
KokotheCan lol
KokotheCan yeah and suspension
Sheena Wood
Same
shi just hit 10 years last week damn man 😭😭😭
student. Hey teacher would you punish me for something I didn't do?
teacher. no
student. good because I didn't do my homework
lol
evilblueyed wolf LMAOO
evilblueyed wolf nice
evilblueyed wolf so original oh my god
evilblueyed wolf that's new
*Me and my friend talking*
Teacher: IM WAITING!!
Me:wow you're so polite thanks *finishes Talking*
__Anime__ __4__Lyf3 😂
__Anime__ __4__Lyf3 when u find lit comments (gotta hand it to yah👌😢(♡♡
Meechonmars
Teacher: you did your homework
My friend: idk did you shut the fuck up
Teacher: ...........
My friend: exactly
Me: Damn he has balls
(I'm not kidding that what my friend sead in 5th grade)
Daniel Guzman ohhhhh
Daniel Guzman You're typing as if you're in the fifth grade.
Daniel Guzman
Milana Tew because he is
Then your friend is a fucktard that has no respect for adults, even when he or she is in the wrong.
Teacher: No eating in my class
Me: I'm hungry I don't care what you got to say till my stomach full
"I know the council has made a decision, but it's a stupid decision so I'm ignoring it."
teacher: NO TALKING!!!
class: *silent*
teacher to other teacher(s) BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH!!!!!!!!!!
IL13 XD
IL13 I fucking hate when teachers do that shit
IL13 We had a sub who said no talking and walked over to a student and started talking to them in silent about something that wasnt for school.
Ikr we were doing a test and my teacher and his ta would not shut there stupid dry mouth up!
IL13
same to me
but my teachers does not talk to other teachers during the class
THEY TALK WITH BOARD O.o
Teacher logic:
I can eat what ever the hell I want while my students don't get nothing 😄
Bloodthirsty Wolf ikr
Lily Mega Eevee that's happened MULTIPLE times
Bloodthirsty Wolf yep. Freaking teachers
Lily Mega Eevee right
I secretly put my middle finger up
"Bless me" 😭😭
Y u crying?
Ms. Cupid 69 likes
@Amazing world Of Gregory sameeee
@@Will-pl4tp stfu
@@genius9349 bruh I genuinely didn’t know back then
More like: What shy students say vs what savage students say.
sadly students in my class really do this shit and it funny af xD
Kyon L Nah u Lyin u don't look like a teacher
Not a teacher lol, when I said in my class I ment in my class room as in my peers
Kyon L Oh my bad it's all good 👍🏾
Kyon L they piss in the trash can?
Kyon L people actually do this shit too
I have a friend called Tom and the teacher kept on saying," Thomas, stop talking, it's the third time this lesson I've had to tell you this!"But. I sit behind him and he never said a God damn bloody word.
Olly Olly Oxenfree Ok this made me smile and I barely ever smile or laugh
Olly Olly Oxenfree this lesson? Man you must be in class you savage
There were quotation marks which means that he is quoting what the teacher said at that moment and that is probably what they said
Student: brings bottle out
Teacher: are you eating in my class?
Student: 😂😂😂 teacher I’m drinking not eating
Teacher: the bell doesn’t dismiss you I do
Me an intellectual: then it doesn’t decide when I arrive
random thought but did you know that there are some schools in nyc that are "no homework schools" i wish i went there!
I love arielle
I live in NYC never heard of that if it's true I need to transfer
i''m n Cali and i'm in a no homework school i was tired of regular school's ain't NO BODY got time for that.
Is you hungry or nah
Darcy Griffiths is you thirsty or nah
"If I get hungry...I'm gon'a eat! If I get thirsty... OOH.. I'm gon'a drink!" DR
xD*
lmao
I'll do the same thing
omg so one time my friend was eating a cookie in her class and the teacher said "don't eat in class unless you're gonna share with everyone" and she pulled out a Costco size box of cookies from her backpack and offered some to everyone. Needless to say she got a detention
your friend is awsome
what
But the teacher says that she had to have cookies for everyone, which she did, but why did the teacher give her detention?!!
Cuz the friend was being a smart ass 😅😂
Because she probably knew the teacher was going to say that, for so she brought cookies for everyone so she can share when the teacher told her she had to share with everyone if she ate something in the class.
We spend like 6 to 8 hours in this hell hole then we have to do homework.
With literally no sort of pay whatsoever
I called my teacher a hypocrite because she said no gum and we weren't aloud to eat and then she chews gum and eats them she gave me a step 4
Ella Mckay whats a step 4
Kieran Scooters and vlogs a step 4 is when u go to the office and they call ur mom And u get suspended
Stimulate your senses
Plazzmawolf 58 wtf you have 9 periods? lmao
Plazzmawolf 58 i get it XD
when you in trouble with with the police:
cop: where do you live?
teen: with my parents
cop: where does your parents live?
teen: with me
cop: where does your family live?!
teen: besides my neighbors
cop: where does your neighbors live?!
teen: you wouldn't believe me if I told you
cop: just tell me!!
teen: besides my parents
Cartek XD
Diamond Purdy xDDDD
Diamond Purdy I heard heard that before broooo
Diamond Purdy You ripped that off straight from a website.
Zeo Gaming soooo?
All the dislikes are teachers lol
Haha its funny cause its true
DrPepper GD yep
Watching in quarantine, missing the good ole days 😭