[Finally catching the Legendary!] (N DIDN'T STAND A CHANCE AGAINST RESHIRAM) Pokémon Black part 20

Heaven has to be like, a cross between kicking N's buttocks, and (huh, huh) chicken and winnigish. you have an N in one hand, and a keyboard smash in the other.
I think the fact that N finally kills the light in the last episode really seals the fact that Black Pokémon really outdo themselves. The color black is often associated with Misery, Despair, and especially death. My teacher taught me this in Economics, but I digress.
N finally killing the light with a Black Pokémon really makes the show stand on ironic kneecaps. The book's cover is all black, and most importantly, the light is what ended up passing. Although the light is seen as a blessing, it was unfortunately a curse brought to this young man, who knew that Dark beats Light in the end? Perhaps that dumbass bich at the end thought so too because she ended up dying too on purpose. She couldn't bear to see N slay the Light how he deserves. The punk was never an inspiration to me. N and I share the same piece of mind. Light is the savior of all things eyes, but not all things in the inside.
It's beautiful poetry, really. The supposed "hero" and "savior" of mankind turned out to be a pathetic, weak and power hungry azzhole. Ah, I shouldn't be throwing the word "pathetic" around. What am I even saying here?
I'm also quite a pathetic person. This whole fake ass nuzlocke thing, the 2009 feel? It's all worthless. Why am I doing this? Besides my main man Dean, who else watches these crappy videos?
I'm getting off topic again, sorry. The thing about me is that I tend to think too much about what words I use and how it makes me a hypocrite. Everyone I know well has said to me once that I am a pathetic and annoying shet. Except my actions don't convey too much intimdation, especially over the course of the last several months, I have finally stopped doing what I did, and I am now a changed person, for better or for worse, I'm done sharing vulnerable things about myself to people who don't give a damn. Who I am is a guy who enjoys life, not a little twink that cries every night.
Well looks like I have completely DERAILED the whole conversation at hand. Well, time to go back to my main point I was making. Where was I? Why, yes. You see, N and I share rather similar beliefs but we handle it in different ways. N spefically actually goes about things way differently than his old pal L did. Homeboy got too confident and got himself killed.
This kind of reminds me of when N went out on a date with a fine girl when he was in highschool. What was her name again? Crap, I think it- I think it was IA? Yeah, th- that's it! N had the hots for IA, right. And so N asked her out after getting to know her for about a couple years. IA thought he was a cutie too, so she agreed to the offer. They went to eat at their local Sbarro in a mall. How fancy! I remember eating Sbarro when I was six years old. It was delicious. New Yorkers know how it is in NYC. Sbarro is the place to be! If you can make it in New York, you can make it anywhere focking else. And that's why Literally every state makes better pizza than NYC, like I said, Sbarro is S tier. They know what's good over at Sbarro.
ShAAAT I got distracted again. My condolences, everybody. You're probably all dying of boredom. So anyways, N and IA went to go eat at Sbarro at 11:00 PM. It was a nice dinner and then they went to go see a horror movie in theaters. IA almost peed her pants at the jumpscare but N was quite unphased. After the movie, they parted ways and went to their respective households. N enjoyed his time quite a bit so he thought "I feel really great, I think it's a good day to go liberate Pokémon". And so he did! Or... did he?
HAHAHA! You REALLY think he would do such a thing? He can only ATTEMPT! Just like how I can only attempt to get the world record on Bowser's Big Bean Burrito.
This is seemingly deja-vu. I feel like I've told a story almost like this to someone before... Anyway, That IA girl that N dated was hot, but she always had this distinct look on her face. And her voice was quite odd. It sounded really distorted and synth-wavey-ish. I haven't got a clue why. I tried searching it up on Goggledotcom but I couldn't find any diseases or disorders that cause such a weird voice tone to emerge. Perhaps I haven't looked far enough.
Maybe she drank so much of that disgusting PRIME stuff that she started choking and her lungs got that Wombo Combo? A HADOKEN!!! Or maybe a SHORYUKEN!!! Maybe not. But what I know for sure is that she broke up with N a few years ago and he hasn't been the same since. I don't know what he saw in that woman that was so special to him. Gee, I wish I knew, I don't know how to cheer him up. He's been coping by speaking a weird language. He keeps going ARRRUUGGHH!! And HSHFGFGSHHK!!! And even DELELELE WHOOOOP!!!
What...? You believe me? Okay, just believe me, don't watch.

[@Anaea]

greatest description I've ever read in my life. and about that IA girl, she might have something called the "Kentcinzoaipeieaytidolla's syndrome." it's not fatal, but people who aren't weebs or otakus tend to avoid people with it due to superstition

[@oksat6495]

Oh OK

[@pablorojas4398]

Black is favorite color tho

[@oksat6495]

Mine too ngl thas why I chose dis