But it really is... He completely inverts the motivations of politically correct presumptions in an incredibly satifying way... Saying the most offensive things whilst actually displaying total respect in a way the politically correct cannot. Stuff dreams are made of.
***** i believe this is exactly 240p and no condensed image quality like in many other potato 240p vids. ever seen proper 480p on youtube? almost looks like hd when you get to one of them vids...
@@thienquangnguyen435 i dunno; perhaps them believing it's actually putting in more than the bare minimum of effort to groom oneself & getting dressed up?
+Lord Funface The Atomic Toaster "Pissed my sides" is a new one on me. I have heard of pissing myself laughing, side splittingly funny, but never a combination of the both. :)
@@Bawzmun I like the double meaning, "That's hardly gay" I was so confused for a few seconds while I was laughing, but it was ok either way because both were funny. I just didn't know whether to go arrrg haha, or haha arrrrg.
Looks a little like him, too. www.google.com/search?q=frank+zappa&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwijuMru8ITdAhVQOq0KHbNNBYcQ_AUICygC&biw=1536&bih=725
yeah i'm hoping as he builds more recognition he might be motivated to write more bits hopefully. however, this doesnt seem like the kind of BLOKE who's inclined to do things because of what other people want. let's wait and see!
@@Twirlyhead don't think it was pal. The cornerstones of Spartan military was keeping the helots in check and making sure all citizens were not just professional soldiers ready for any wars, but the best soldiers in the world to the point that even the Spartan women were expected to fight. Other parts of Greece, the Thebans and Athenians in particular however, saw women as little more that a means to breed - love and intimacy was meant for other men. Spartans society was very different in that women were treated more like equals. That's not to say homosexuality wasn't prevalent in Sparta but it would be more fair to say they were a bi-sexual/ sexually-liberal society as opposed to the rest of Greece where homosexuality was the norm.
@@sierraromeoromeo2444 What sources do you have that Spartan men didn't do eachother in the bum? Sounds like pure speculation from your side. As a bisexual I can say analsex is way better than oral/handjobs both on the recieving and giving end, so why wouldn't Spartans do that then? Sexual pleasure between people of the same sex was not tabu before christianity came with its prude ways.
From an Aussie living in England, he's completely right about England having the better summer! Really is a shame it's so short. I never thought I'd say this, but I can't stand the heat in Australia any more!
I am sorry to say that I have missed out on this man's genius comedy till now. You make George Carlin, rest his beautiful soul, proud! I am now a fan! Bless you!
+Maldracai It's the part about his anti-gay friends that killed me where the pc gone mad brigade parody. The earing and cock in another mans arse was a close second to me. The one about the tony and guy haircut and oulling their pants up a close third.
Two things: 1) I have often pondered the conundrum that "real men" go for feminine women, which suggests they have girly taste. But this is the first time I have heard anyone else mention it. 2) Sitting here with a guitar on my knee and found myself looking the fret board trying to work out how to type with it.
Brilliant! One of my straight friends turned out to be a full body shaver when we went to the gym one day together. He couldn't understand why I found that so hilarious..
@@generalwasteman Hell, you can just mention stuff near your phone and get corresponding ads. Last week I wondered aloud if I should start taking 1 A Day Men's vitamins. I've been getting ads for them ever since.
Aboriginees: It's too hot to fackin' build anytihing, mate! Egyptian Empire: Well, that's understandable. Babylonian Empire: Toootally get that. Persian Empire: Seconded. Ottoman Empire: Completely. That's what christian slaves are for. Persians Empire: Aren't they just the best? Babylonian Empire: I used Jews, myself. Persian Empire: Big mistake. Babylonian Empire and the Egyptian Empire: No shit. Persian Empire: Shoulduh gone with Indians, bro. There's like a berjillion of 'em. Babylonian Empire: Well, if wishes were indians. Ottoman Empire: Or Christians. British Empire: Sorry. I got here late: What's that about christians? Ottoman Empire: Oh, I was saying how awesome they are: you know for rearing into complicit slaves. British Empire: Yeah, we had those. For a while, actually. We didn't use to call 'em slaves, though? Persian Empire: Really? What did you call 'em? British Empire: Irish.
In this, Steve Hughes delivers one of the most elegant and clever bits of socially valuable comedy ever. It's beautifully gentle and subversive in the way he unravels and exposes the absurdity of homophobia. Nothing is missed or overlooked, he sets it up and dismantles the whole pile of shite with lightness and charm. it's time homophobes manned up and stopped being such pussies that they need to be cruel bullies. Real men don't hurt anyone just because they feel uncomfortable!
"Homophobe" Yeah, cause everyone is gay and everyone shares the same kinks and everyone thinks the same. Hey, how about some people don't want to see it or don't like a dick in their ass?
@@candideggplant1575 so dont look at gay porn or have a guy fuck you? hating them because just because they are gay is pathetic and you are one of the pussies the original commenter was talking about
@@SuperElectroAddict is it hatred to be indifferent? Go be gay on your own time, this is the workplace, nobody cares about your stupid kids, your wife, your gay boyfriend, your vacation, nobody cares. Go be as gay as you want to be. Nobody fears or hates gays, maybe they just don't care
this is one of the best things on TH-cam. I've seen cats, horsepower, guns and explosions that are important parts of who I am but this vid and a fair bit of Bill hicks Canon are about as good as we get.
"The age of political of correctness which is actually intellectual colonialism and psychological fascism for the creation of thought crime." - Brilliant 😂
19:58 "The age of political correctness was actually intellectual colonialism and psychological fascism for the creation of thoughtcrime ". Watched this about 10 years ago, still relevant. Brilliant.
The best part about this is watching almost all the men in the crowd being uncomfortable once the gay jokes are brought up and the women loving it... This guy had me worried at first cuz i have no idea who he is but HOLY fuck this man is great! HAHAH
I'm not gay and I am not interested in gay sex. But for the life of me I can't understand why other straight men obsess about gay people. I like the way he turned the idea of sex into straight sex being soft gay sex being for "real" men.
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Still one of my all time favourite stand up sets, his flipping of the gay/straight dynamic is genius
Totally!
« I wanna fuk a bloke »… that’s hardly gay
But it really is... He completely inverts the motivations of politically correct presumptions in an incredibly satifying way... Saying the most offensive things whilst actually displaying total respect in a way the politically correct cannot. Stuff dreams are made of.
I always thought "man's man" was kinda... Gay
I've been using this ever since to get laughs. See a guy with a girl. "Fag".
0:29 "Where the fuck is the stool for my drink."
0:39 "Well fine I'll place it on the floor."
1:16 "Christ I'll just hold it the whole time."
nice catch
@@guguigugu it wasn’t subtle
This looks suprisingly good for 240p.
*****
That's not 240p- oh, hey yeah, wow.
***** I'll be damned.
*****
i believe this is exactly 240p and no condensed image quality like in many other potato 240p vids. ever seen proper 480p on youtube? almost looks like hd when you get to one of them vids...
***** 240 is the new 1080
Piotr Cieślak it's sooo retro right now, definition is sooo overrated.. ;-)
‘Thinking they understand women because they bought a belt’
Dead
So dam funny. This gie awesome. I've just found him today an im watching all his stuff. Absolutely brilliant ✌️💯
Can someone explain this joke to me?
@@thienquangnguyen435 i dunno; perhaps them believing it's actually putting in more than the bare minimum of effort to groom oneself & getting dressed up?
Every so often I come back to this video for a chuckle 😂
Haha, same 😂. I came back looking for it today hoping it wasn't taken down 😬
Me too!
Here I am, again! : )
What a beautiful spin on the whole issue.
Spin on the hole issue??!!!! Fpmsl
A brilliant mind. Unfortunately he hasn't been able to reach great fame because of mental health.
he walked on stage and i was like "He looks like Gaahl" I looked him up: "original member of black metal band Nazxul" well whatdya know
Man is a proper metalhead!
First thing that came to my head was; man, since leaving Gorgoroth, Gaahl really had a trick up his sleeve and it's a hit.
*sips wine*
....
Satan.
explains the homophobic friends
Yeah dude
Steve Hughes is a great comedian. His deliveries are amazing.
Jesse Tellez As is your spelling.
@@alanjohnson4637 or you capitalizations. Lol
Yep,best Amazon driver I ever had
Still one of my favourite sets to this day. I've watched countless hours of stand-up, but Steve Hughes is a Boss
"Smooth and tight like a lozenge." I nearly pissed my sides.
+Lord Funface The Atomic Toaster "Pissed my sides" is a new one on me. I have heard of pissing myself laughing, side splittingly funny, but never a combination of the both. :)
+Dermacrosis masterful mixed metaphor :D
goose300183
No mixed metaphores just two examples of what I have heard compared to "pissed my sides laughing"
You should see a doctor about that...
Dude if you piss out your sides then I think you should go see a doctor so you can get that fixed and you can piss out your ass like a normal person.
straight is the new gay. holy shit I couldn't stop laughin'
el buen perro it's so true.
dozer1642 it's fucked. oh and it's called comedy
You’ve dropped something on the floor !
"Straight the new gay", LLF
" They're not tough, Tough? They fuck men", thats top shelf well written comedy
@@Bawzmun I like the double meaning, "That's hardly gay" I was so confused for a few seconds while I was laughing, but it was ok either way because both were funny. I just didn't know whether to go arrrg haha, or haha arrrrg.
Frank Zappa reincarnated as a comedian
Frank zappa was a comedian more or less as he was a musician ;)
***** LOL History repeats itself
Looks a little like him, too.
www.google.com/search?q=frank+zappa&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwijuMru8ITdAhVQOq0KHbNNBYcQ_AUICygC&biw=1536&bih=725
Great googelymoogely
Adam Barlow sounds like you just injured a fur trapper?
He turned the FUCKING tables AROUND!!!!!..I never saw it in this light!!!!!....👏👏👏👏👏
awonuga damilola Me too
It's funny, because that's kind of how the ancient Romans saw it....
***** And the Greeks
and the Celts
They secretly had man on man bum sex though just when Thor wasn't looking.
I love this guy, just discovered him about half hour ago, he's a fuckin trip
Shame he only has 2 routines
Whoop whoop homie!
yeah i'm hoping as he builds more recognition he might be motivated to write more bits hopefully. however, this doesnt seem like the kind of BLOKE who's inclined to do things because of what other people want. let's wait and see!
Darkruler16 same
Darkruler16 me too lol another breath of fresh air funny as 👍
Someone who recognises the Midlands! God bless this man!
He is the master of comic and political commentary. I absolutely love him.
"They're what? They're Homophobic!? Well they shouldn't be!"
* Snort * "Well, they are."
Thank you, my sound for the video was off. As for everyone else. Nobody was watching with sound on. We need transcription.
"Someone said something that offended me on the internet webs! They should stop!"
"Well...they wont.."
This really isn't the zinger you and the other Jordan Peterson wannabes on this video think it is.
@@randwan ahh..the fun of the party arrived..
@@Sizzlik hell of a party.. You and all the other straight white males who have nothing else to complain about. Sausage fest much?
The Spartans built a whole culture on just what he said.
@@weaselpunk The *Thebans* (note no fart joke) did also to an extent but it was a cornerstone of Spartan society and military.
@@Twirlyhead don't think it was pal. The cornerstones of Spartan military was keeping the helots in check and making sure all citizens were not just professional soldiers ready for any wars, but the best soldiers in the world to the point that even the Spartan women were expected to fight.
Other parts of Greece, the Thebans and Athenians in particular however, saw women as little more that a means to breed - love and intimacy was meant for other men.
Spartans society was very different in that women were treated more like equals. That's not to say homosexuality wasn't prevalent in Sparta but it would be more fair to say they were a bi-sexual/ sexually-liberal society as opposed to the rest of Greece where homosexuality was the norm.
@@weaselpunk Stay on topic trollboy - for those who missed his deleted comment: he typed "thebeans".
@@Twirlyhead TBF I'd point out a typo if I had no response as well. Congrats on having your argument picked apart "troll boy"
@@sierraromeoromeo2444 What sources do you have that Spartan men didn't do eachother in the bum? Sounds like pure speculation from your side. As a bisexual I can say analsex is way better than oral/handjobs both on the recieving and giving end, so why wouldn't Spartans do that then?
Sexual pleasure between people of the same sex was not tabu before christianity came with its prude ways.
Think I've found a new favourite comic
Stephen Howson - Manchester United Fan mlp
Stephen Howson hahaWe have bared witness to the beginning of the apocalypse
Same here!
Come on solskjaer
my favorite comic is the avenger.
Am I the only one that is annoyed that they didn't give him a stool or something to hold his beer?
I thought he would have said something to the stage guy. Something clever, but he put it on the floor like a champ instead.
It's part of the act
You get annoyed easily huh?
Lmao yep. But then again, most of his bit was about pushing a stool in......... maybe he was hinting the stage hand.
This is one of the best routines I've heard for a long time. Just brilliant.
One of my all time favourite sets. I come back to it every month or so.
He looks like the bad guy from an 80s fantasy movie.
Anybody else think he looks like the old General Zod?
LOL!!!!
The Master!
+Hellwyck Can't unsee this now...
I think he looks like Frank Zappa tbh
playingforbritain yes, also!
From an Aussie living in England, he's completely right about England having the better summer! Really is a shame it's so short. I never thought I'd say this, but I can't stand the heat in Australia any more!
G'day.And It's only getting hotter
Climate change bro
I always say that here in Brisbane, our winters are the best summers I've ever had.
This is pure comedic genius! Very few comedians can make a set like this.
I am gay and love gay jokes never laughed so much in my life. 🤣
Yag
And I am vegan.
@Burner Fire You are what You eat.
Well this will blow your mind. I'm gay *and* vegan! 🤯🤯
@@skipwebb3787 No You are not! Stop saying that!
my grindr profile reads "Fresh minty chap"
No matter how many times I hear this it's still funny as shit.
"Smooth and tight like a lozenge" always cracks me up
I am sorry to say that I have missed out on this man's genius comedy till now. You make George Carlin, rest his beautiful soul, proud! I am now a fan! Bless you!
"They shouldn't be!"
"Well... They are."
"Well they should stop it."
"Well... They're not."
One of the best jokes I've ever heard.
Not really a joke now, is it...?
"Yes it is"
"Well no it's not"
Jordan Neal Did you mean the first joke you heard? Need to watch some more comedians if that’s the best you ever heard.
@@GR-ir2bu this may come as a shock to you, but comedy preference is pretty subjective.
Jordan Neal nah it’s not, comedians can’t make money if only one person finds them funny.
@@GR-ir2bu Lol. Thanks for that. Good laugh at perhaps the dumbest argument I've ever heard. Another good joke.
Steve Hughes Mungus.
Hugh Mungas what?
Jamie John Spencer Hugh Mungus😀
HUGHMUNGUS WHAT!
IS THAT SEXUAL HARASSMENT?
TH-cam, PRINCEOFGREATNESS JUST SEXUALLY ASSAULTED ME
Holy fuck that ending, smooth and tight like a lozenge, can't stop fucking laughing.
Far out, that's gotta be the most blunt comedy I ever heard. I'm taking my nan to see him!
Hey I know it’s been four years but can you bring me too
Great!
"Smooth and tight like a lozenge" fucking killed me.
+Maldracai It's the part about his anti-gay friends that killed me where the pc gone mad brigade parody. The earing and cock in another mans arse was a close second to me. The one about the tony and guy haircut and oulling their pants up a close third.
I'm gay and this guy is hilarious! 🤣
I mean.. It is true, gay men are fully embracing their masculinty.
While straight men are becoming pussified.
@Jesus is Dog : No thanks.
@@asparrow9876 stop being such a pussy, Jesus
@@MannyJazzcats wow, you really own me, man, good job you inbred fuck
Good talk all
Man I watch this about every 3 months. Love this set!!
Two things:
1) I have often pondered the conundrum that "real men" go for feminine women, which suggests they have girly taste. But this is the first time I have heard anyone else mention it.
2) Sitting here with a guitar on my knee and found myself looking the fret board trying to work out how to type with it.
+chrisofnottingham That's perfectly Ok dear. Now, I would suggest, looking for something more interesting to play with and even closer at hand. CVD
+chrisofnottingham "Real" men are biologically programmed for women and all have different taste. Steve is just joking.
tonedog77 well said just smash back her box and have some fun you don't want a dainty chick who you can't thrash because you might break her haha
What the fuck are you on about???
You sound fun and interesting
Brilliant! One of my straight friends turned out to be a full body shaver when we went to the gym one day together. He couldn't understand why I found that so hilarious..
I Am Speed
“Thinking they understand women cos they brought a belt!” 😂😂😂
I'm feckin dying. 😄
😴
"Smooth and tight."
"Like a lozenge."
🤣🤣🤣🤣
funny thing is, the advirtisement before this video was for Grindr.
There's nothing wrong with you being gay kream. It's all good
2 years later. Hope ya came out,homie. Its liberating i hear.
@David Davesby the algorithmic confession booth
@@generalwasteman Hell, you can just mention stuff near your phone and get corresponding ads. Last week I wondered aloud if I should start taking 1 A Day Men's vitamins. I've been getting ads for them ever since.
Targeted advertising must have noticed all the gay porn you’ve been watching
I love how he almost finishes the entire pint while performing
Do you love me ❤️
@@ijustdidahugeshit💀💀💀
@@Nic560 I am a qualified lesbian
@@ijustdidahugeshit you're on crack
Ever since I saw him on Live at the Apollo back in 2009 he has been on my top 5 comics list easily. Saw him live in 2012 and he was fantastic
Aboriginees: It's too hot to fackin' build anytihing, mate!
Egyptian Empire: Well, that's understandable.
Babylonian Empire: Toootally get that.
Persian Empire: Seconded.
Ottoman Empire: Completely. That's what christian slaves are for.
Persians Empire: Aren't they just the best?
Babylonian Empire: I used Jews, myself.
Persian Empire: Big mistake.
Babylonian Empire and the Egyptian Empire: No shit.
Persian Empire: Shoulduh gone with Indians, bro. There's like a berjillion of 'em.
Babylonian Empire: Well, if wishes were indians.
Ottoman Empire: Or Christians.
British Empire: Sorry. I got here late: What's that about christians?
Ottoman Empire: Oh, I was saying how awesome they are: you know for rearing into complicit slaves.
British Empire: Yeah, we had those. For a while, actually. We didn't use to call 'em slaves, though?
Persian Empire: Really? What did you call 'em?
British Empire: Irish.
***** Well, I'm no 'After Ever After', but I'm glad people like this joke so much.
IggyTthunders Brilliant, just simply brilliant
IggyTthunders cheers for clearing that up guess ive been walking around too pc for too long
IggyTthunders I want this framed and on my wall! XD
paddyoclown Two things political correctness cannot stand: history and context. Don't worry about it. Happens to the best of us.
I love the way he takes you to the edge of something and then turns the joke around masterfully
Can't go far wrong with Steve Hughes. Cheers fella.
Steve is one of the best Comedians on the planet ... and yet barely known - he's legit and not towing the corporate line - onya Steve!
In this, Steve Hughes delivers one of the most elegant and clever bits of socially valuable comedy ever. It's beautifully gentle and subversive in the way he unravels and exposes the absurdity of homophobia. Nothing is missed or overlooked, he sets it up and dismantles the whole pile of shite with lightness and charm. it's time homophobes manned up and stopped being such pussies that they need to be cruel bullies. Real men don't hurt anyone just because they feel uncomfortable!
"Homophobe"
Yeah, cause everyone is gay and everyone shares the same kinks and everyone thinks the same. Hey, how about some people don't want to see it or don't like a dick in their ass?
@@candideggplant1575 so dont look at gay porn or have a guy fuck you? hating them because just because they are gay is pathetic and you are one of the pussies the original commenter was talking about
@@SuperElectroAddict is it hatred to be indifferent? Go be gay on your own time, this is the workplace, nobody cares about your stupid kids, your wife, your gay boyfriend, your vacation, nobody cares. Go be as gay as you want to be. Nobody fears or hates gays, maybe they just don't care
@@candideggplant1575 That's not called being a homophobe that's called hating PDA (Public Displays of Affection). Which a different thing entirely.
It sounds like youre just reading what you want into it tbh
You know it's an old video when the title ends in .avi
Well, all I can say is when we stopped laughing at ourselves about ten years ago, we CERTAINLY ended on a high note! 😂😂🤣🏆
this is one of the best things on TH-cam. I've seen cats, horsepower, guns and explosions that are important parts of who I am but this vid and a fair bit of Bill hicks Canon are about as good as we get.
I never get tired of watching this.
This guys hilarious. I wish this stand up was longer
He's got 3 or 4 hour long shows here on TH-cam.
So many people have been copying this guys bits recently. This was the OG. Never forget.
"Some crisp, minty chap."
Ahahaha!
No ones gonna talk about how he played drums in SLAUGHTER LORD?
And Mortal Sin! I saw him supporting Faith No More in the early 90s!
"The age of political of correctness which is actually intellectual colonialism and psychological fascism for the creation of thought crime." - Brilliant 😂
"you want a crisp, minty chap, smooth and tight like a lozenge" is sending me
"He's not talking about the news he's just gonna make you laugh"
good times
19:58
"The age of political correctness was actually intellectual colonialism and psychological fascism for the creation of thoughtcrime ".
Watched this about 10 years ago, still relevant. Brilliant.
For one second I thought it was Frank Zappa speaking with an Aussie accent
I watched this video is a couple times and I still hilarious thank you for posting and taking the time !
Amazingly brilliant.
Can not fault any part of that.
WTF..........That was amazing!
I know!
Remember seeing this when it first aired and thinking it's probably the best stand up set I've seen.
Easily the best argument I've ever heard for gay men being tough
I am annoyed with the fact he doesn't have a table for his drink more than I should.
Thanks for the recommendation in 2019, youtube.
As a gay kiwi man, I laughed way to hard at this lol
I never want him to stop talking xD
I didn’t know zlatan ibrahimovic did comedy lol , this was really funny👍👍😂
“Straight is the new gay.” - Legend!
The best part about this is watching almost all the men in the crowd being uncomfortable once the gay jokes are brought up and the women loving it...
This guy had me worried at first cuz i have no idea who he is but HOLY fuck this man is great! HAHAH
I lose it when he says "They're not waiting in the woods with a crossbow, they're not fucking insane."
Nov 2021 :just discovered him , and this set.. oh man , he is brilliant .. a comic genius .
He and Kevin Bridges 😂😁😁
Ok I see why people are saying Dave Chapelle stole his jokes...I'm not saying he stole it but he definitely heard it before...lol
He did an Amy Schumer. He stole his joke's.
3:16 best part
First time I've seen this guy & I'm blown away! Brilliant!
Possibly the funniest set I've ever seen and I've seen a lot
I wish my homophobic friends would watch the link that leads to here.
My new fav comedian. F'n BRILLIANT
One of the funniest, most solid bits in comedy.
I thought this was going the opposite way it, absolutely brilliant.
His delivery is amazing
I'm not gay and I am not interested in gay sex. But for the life of me I can't understand why other straight men obsess about gay people. I like the way he turned the idea of sex into straight sex being soft gay sex being for "real" men.
Coming up on mushrooms and this is the best thing I've ever seen man lol so funny
Saw this guy at the Comedy Store in Manchester years ago. Shame he never really made it here.
he is one of my favorite comedians. easily.
Wow brilliant guy, I don't this proves I'm living under a rock this is the first I've seen him :)
Girl at 03:30 is like... "if that's the definition of toughness, then you tough as hell, Clarice!" to her friend 😂
Holy shit this guy is like an Australian Goerge Carlin and I fuckin love it
As soo as this man started drinking I instantly hit the like button. I knew this was going to be lit
Holy shit thats a killer set.
Love that the name of this video has the .avi the good old days
"Crisp, minty chap" had me fking dying!
Give the man a fucking stool to rest his beverage.
Haven’t laughed so hard in ages. A genius this guy.
Just discovered this bloke, hilarious.
My boyf is now saved in my phone as "crisp minty chap" 😂
H must be smooth and tight like a lozenge. 😂😂