As an intended molecular and cell biology major, science lover, and someone who also is a huge fan of your music, you have excited my photons to the highest energy level. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE continue to make more videos!!!!!
OH MY GOD, THIS IS MY DREAM VIDEO! I'VE BEEN SEARCHING FOR YEARS, AND NOW I'VE FINALLY FOUND IT! *fanning self while crying and hyperventilating* ... OH MY GOD, THERE ARE MORE VIDEOS LIKE THIS!?! *falls over and hyperventilates into bag while flooding floor with tears*
+Rin Jackson It's made that way so deaf people have the time to first read what's said, and if there are references they can look and wait 2 seconds for it too make sense.
hey susan, I've been thinking, what material is the weighted companion cube made of that is even heavier than chelle (who is pretty fat) and is dense enough to not be incinerated by an apeture science emergency intelligence incinerator? sincerly, test subject 22589
That guy in the end is like "Im gonna take the elevator somewhere" Then a mantis man comes... and the guy decides: "Im not gonna take the elevator anywhere!"
No, actual if you played Portal 2 Cave Johnson says to you: "If you came here to be injected with mantas DNA then we have some bad news, those tests have been postponed, the good news is that we have a new test for you, fighting an army of mantas men, pick up a rifle and follow the yellow line, you'll know when the test starts :)" wow I can believe I remember that.
A mantis man. "One of the first series of tests performed by Aperture Science Innovators were tests of the effects of praying mantis DNA on the human body. "
hey can i ask how is your A.I. program going becaus from the files i hacked glaDOS is acting up a bit, why not just make an obedient version of one of your personality cores replicate it and stick them on her that will put her in line.
For example, "Since making test participation mandatory for all employees, the quality of our test subjects has risen dramatically. Employee retention, however, has not."
I have an idea why don't you go just some how get a black hole in space and trap it in something then get another one because a black hole is teleporting you go in and then release another one in there and you will to back
mantis man? love it!!
"you'll know when the test starts"
Pick up your rifle and follow the yellow line. ... you'll know when the test starts.
Count Me in
Dan The Living TARDIS fighting an army of mantis men!
3:01 the mantismen that make sense since that in portal 2 cave johnsenn said something about mantisman
The female bill nye
Susan, do you know about GLaDOS, I warn you if there is a black out, you could get murdered by it. Please tell me about GLaDOS.
As an intended molecular and cell biology major, science lover, and someone who also is a huge fan of your music, you have excited my photons to the highest energy level. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE continue to make more videos!!!!!
when will I find more of this
That was amazing! Total Comedy Genius! You people at Aperture Science have great minds! Keep it up!
HA HA, SCIENCE!
She should have a full blown science show. She makes me interested in science
Oh, brilliant! Even the end credits are hilarious! I love your videos.
For the record, you guys are amazing. Nothing less.
OH MY GOD, THIS IS MY DREAM VIDEO! I'VE BEEN SEARCHING FOR YEARS, AND NOW I'VE FINALLY FOUND IT! *fanning self while crying and hyperventilating*
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OH MY GOD, THERE ARE MORE VIDEOS LIKE THIS!?! *falls over and hyperventilates into bag while flooding floor with tears*
LOL! Mantis Men testing gone wild!
Great thing to this very day #2021 #9YearsFuture I enjoy watching it and seeing it after a while still brings childhood connections. Miss it.
In a parallel world, we all watch this in 5th grade science class.
Please make the next episode of this show!! I love it!!!!
Brillant creation !
I love the idea of poking people from a portal through time and space!
I LOVE YOUR SHOW!!!!
I love how almost all of these characters started off in the oec rp!
I know right? I still feel a chill when I recall...
IT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE IT SCARES ME
and who you're you gonna call? MANTIS MEN BUSTERS!
Susan, you're the best.
Wait a sec, why was my first name there at 1:58
ahahah love the "I can do this" at the beginning
Audio is out of sync with the captions (or is it the other way around?)
+Rin Jackson It's made that way so deaf people have the time to first read what's said, and if there are references they can look and wait 2 seconds for it too make sense.
She's perfect!
Love the mantis man at the end. :D
So thats what Aperture has been working on
hey susan, I've been thinking, what material is the weighted companion cube made of that is even heavier than chelle (who is pretty fat) and is dense enough to not be incinerated by an apeture science emergency intelligence incinerator?
sincerly, test subject 22589
-in the voice of Cave Johnson-
"Alright which one of you lab boys forgot to lock up the mantis men"
They give aperture scientists something to do on a rainy day.
Oh, this is gonna be FUN! LOL! That poor lady from security. Bad, Susan! Bad! XD
I still want to see you guys bring in Glados.
That guy in the end is like "Im gonna take the elevator somewhere"
Then a mantis man comes...
and the guy decides: "Im not gonna take the elevator anywhere!"
@3:05 Man:GOD DANGIT 8TH TIME THIS WEEK!!!
71 people couldn't make it as test subjects
now it's 69. Or maybe it's Black Mesa!!
No, actual if you played Portal 2 Cave Johnson says to you: "If you came here to be injected with mantas DNA then we have some bad news, those tests have been postponed, the good news is that we have a new test for you, fighting an army of mantas men, pick up a rifle and follow the yellow line, you'll know when the test starts :)" wow I can believe I remember that.
Beating Them With a broom... LIKE A BOSS
I'm in love.
I would be scaired to shit if portal was real
(the AI part)
A mantis man. "One of the first series of tests performed by Aperture Science Innovators were tests of the effects of praying mantis DNA on the human body. "
hey can i ask how is your A.I. program going becaus from the files i hacked glaDOS is acting up a bit, why not just make an obedient version of one of your personality cores replicate it and stick them on her that will put her in line.
i've hacked into what should be the most advanced mainframe on earth and you're worried about me wasting time with changing my letter case
Aperture Employee: *sigh* "Mantis men. Looks like I'm taking the stairs... again."
you just made Gordon Freeman an very ANGRY (but silent) man!
It's one of those mantis men that Aperture made back in the old days...time to pick up a rifle and follow the yellow line!
The videos we should be watching in science class
what are you guys messing with down there?
Especially when the hands of the mantis are being controlled by human hands.
little kid: mommy whats wrong with that lady?
mother: nothing. she does science.
More!
3:01
Does that happen often?
Liked and faved before the theme song ended.
Yup! The Portal Radio Loop.
2:09 is that why t. hunter wears an eyepatch on the website?
2:06 Is that why Trix is using an eyepatch?
You know what time it is? SCIENCE TIME! "yeah man"
Aperture Shredder Of Science ftw!
@syntheticph What's the story beind the name "Danielle Ate the Sandwich"? Like, how did she come to that name?
I never said I got rid of the ones that were created!
For example, "Since making test participation mandatory for all employees, the quality of our test subjects has risen dramatically. Employee retention, however, has not."
I think they should make a whole video of just camera feeds with stuff going wrong (like in the end of this video)
I Need your poster background of you please.
It'll be like petting my cat, while petting my cat. It'll be like snozeberries tasting like snozeberries!
What about water mammals?
0:13 SCIENCE TIME!
1:14 DEMOSTRATION TIME!
2:58 ADVENTURE TIME!
What happened to the portal vids????
Please keep making these. Oh, and are you on itunes?
They are not wormholes. They move in space time, not relative to Earth's rotation and orbit around the Sun.
Do you not get the "Mantis Men" Refrence?
They are probably working on it as we watch.
this even helped me...
At 1:30 all I could think of was "But actually, it's more like a big ball of wibbly wobbly timey wimey...stuff."
"The shortest distance between two points... is making them the same point."
*drills the fuck out of the paper*
"SCIENCE!"
Aperture Science: Slightly more ethical than Umbrella Corp. since 1987.
0:55 introducing the aperture science paper removal device
You even got the Mantis Men in there XD
I have an idea why don't you go just some how get a black hole in space and trap it in something then get another one because a black hole is teleporting you go in and then release another one in there and you will to back
*opens elevator* *giant mantis men* *fends them off with a broom* LIEK A BAWS.
insano woudb be aperture science employee of the years
im pretty sure the guy at the end was Doug Rattmann
That may or may not of been my first thought.
Bill Nye Anyone?
Bill nye the science guy
I love the Aperture fanbase :)
I was thinking that exact same thing.
What if you get 2 portal guns and shot two portals and then shot the other portals gun and shot a portal into a portal?
that was hilarious. was that the still alive song used for the elevator music at the end?
I knew it! The mantis men WERE real!
This is better than Bill Nye the Science Guy :D
Thats a mouthful.
Something tells me that all this is taking place after the incident and Susan just lost her mind.
why there's a schyter in 3:03
You should see their sentient clouds.
Don't you just hate it when there's a huge mantis in you, elevator?
Oh, how grammar mistakes can lead to funny statements!
I mean, the protective eyewear is good, but what about your fingers?
This is all I need to know :)
Susan makes me regret being happily married.