Great to have you guys back on TH-cam. Chuckled at Joe's suggestion of telling my your partner "I've taken this relationship as far as I can... I think you should try David Moyes."
Sorry for your loss, there’s a pretty big back catalogue episodes that they made in audio exclusive format if you need more than the 1 per week to help get you through it
Death is a certainty in life brother, you can find peace in knowing that there is also a certainty in Joe Devine’s dulcet tones and all round dislike for football
Since leaving Everton in 2013, David Moyes has managed Manchester United, Real Sociedad, Sunderland and had 2 separate spells at West Ham. That's significantly more than "one place".
So there is Tifo, The Athletic FC, The Athletic FC Podcast and now Tifo Podcast is back too. And I think Tifo IRL disappeared amidst all that too. Surely I am not the only one confused here. Please can you do (a) a video explaining so many channels and (b) a video recommending City replace Rodri with Ibrahim Sangare. Thanks.
I was so sure JJ was gonna name Nico Williams as his yeet a ton of money candidate, but of course he is already the sensible option for every team in the world.
Joe if you want to know what would happen if you put all 11 players on the line to stop a shot just watch Shearers in direct free kick vs West Brom. It just gets fecked into the top corner every time.
ok then weinstein if you have all the answers, what about if 5 players + the keeper are standing on the line and another 5 players are dangling off the crossbar with their arms on top of the bar so there's no risk of hand ball.
On the tactics of everyone around the ball - one of the teams I played against when I was about 18 did this to us. It ended up being easily foiled by someone lying down in the way of it and it causing absolute chaos. I'm convinced it can still work though.
I don't know what this is but this is the best freaking thing in the football podcast world ❤ what I wouldn't give to just be there even a single time 😅
I don't think the anaylsis of Dyche's time at Everton has been very good. Last season he did fantastic, with basically the same squad. Arguably an inferior squad - no Iroegbunam (I know he's been injured but before then), no Ndiaye etc. Onana who was sold wasn't offering much more than, say, Mangala. Sure, these players aren't going to set the league alight but are better than last season. Without the points deductions, I think Everton would have finished 12th last season. I'm not saying the squad is fantastic, it isn't. But even by Dyche's standards, the play and results have been awful. Time will tell if Moyes can get a song out of the same squad - at least enough to avoid relegation. Dyche was done, out of ideas, it wasn't working and yet he persisted. If I performed like that in my job, they'd be serious questions asked of me - PIPs etc
No, it wasn't that we weren't bothered about Moyes leaving back in 2013. We where. There was sections of the Everton support that just weren't happy with the way he left by letting his contract run out and working for Man United for the last six months of his contract to help Man United with their transition of manager. All behind the clubs back. But, I think it was that long ago now that plenty of Evertonians have moved on from that, even though there are some that haven't.
I think the yeet a ton of money game can be explained as: the money might not be sensible, but the player fit makes sense and theres a reasonable chance of the selling club parting with the player Eg: vinicius to united is a nay, but wirtz to united is probably a yay
Oh!! I've dreamed of this JJ!! My concept developed from beyond simply putting ten players on the goal line. What if you had 8 players behind the goal keeper, who is at the penalty spot from example- and then two pressers. You could deploy a very confusing offside trap- it would be so annoying because the keeper could go for everything inside the box in front of the 8- the two pressers hunt everything and stretch the defence. And there is somebody smarter that could work out a way to press out from the goal and make a crude and in my head very difficult offside trap. Alas too hard to configure in fm- I've never found a coaching position with enough freedom to deploy such a tactic irl either... but Had a lot of joy with high press- Goalie coming up to half way- kick off routine etc but had to comment. Ps long shots to break football ala Stephen curry 2025?
it could have been Joe The Vine that made the call. He was exhausted at the end of the last run, didn't sound as jolly. If that's true, would you still want him sacked? would you? WOULD YOU??
I certainly don’t condone abusing Havertz but him trying to choke poor little defenceless Urgate was nothing short of disgusting. Not too bothered about all the diving.
typically they not asking about sebs gates because they woke, they gone woke now. Every minor trivial change made to everything in our lives is now because of the nebulous concept of wokery
I dont understand the narrative of what more could dyche have done this year. Last year this squad was worse and finished level with Brighton if you count the points deduction so its not a bottom 3/4 squad imo.
Bayern Munich need a decisive direct goalscoring winger to complement Kane's movement and ability to find the right spaces. They should yeet a chunk of money at Vinícius 😅 (he's a bit of a mug but i think you can see where I'm coming from here).
Man Utd need to do the most ambitious transfer swap in football history and swap their entire starting team with Real Madrid's starting team plus a few trillion.
He had burley playing in Europe. That is the definition of overachieving. Even this Everton team is hard to beat and is exceptionally well organized defensively.
1. I want a link to the colourblind test so I can beat Joe. 2. Man United is a bad yeet a ton of money candidate because it is a bad vibes team and Jude feels too established to leave Madrid. 3. My yeet a ton of money candidate though is out of contract Salah to Man United for the chaos
Great to have you guys back on TH-cam.
Chuckled at Joe's suggestion of telling my your partner "I've taken this relationship as far as I can... I think you should try David Moyes."
Ah welcome guys, lovely to have you back once a week.
It's nice to be able to see Joe's contempt for us again on a weekly basis
Moyesy is back ! Seb Stafford Bloor is back. The tifo football podcast is back and Joe Devine back in his element. The world is healing.
My cat just died yesterday. You guys are helpin me get through it, so glad you guys are back together regularly!
Sorry for your loss.
🐱☠️🪦😢⚽️🎤🙌😃
Sorry for your loss, there’s a pretty big back catalogue episodes that they made in audio exclusive format if you need more than the 1 per week to help get you through it
RIP cat
Death is a certainty in life brother, you can find peace in knowing that there is also a certainty in Joe Devine’s dulcet tones and all round dislike for football
26:30 Steve hating on Jon's philosophical chat
Everyone was just taken aback by the random Shakespeare interlude.
Incredible editing!
Since leaving Everton in 2013, David Moyes has managed Manchester United, Real Sociedad, Sunderland and had 2 separate spells at West Ham. That's significantly more than "one place".
Can't expect accuracy with these guys lol
Everything else is a forgettable stint. That's why it is just one place because between Everton and West Ham are just shit ventures lol
I'am so grateful that you guys are back. Podcasts and youtube collectively is in the mud and needs the virtue of your return.
The visible annoyance on the face of SELeb, JJ & John when Joe does a comedy skit is gold
I cackled at the forming of a circle around the dribbling player. Supreme tactics 😂
I've had this specific conversation before, Roman army formations over football formations
Good to have Seb back
Huge that this is back. Thank you!!
Still upset about the missing flute but great to see Seb back! Now I'm curious to see if I'm colourblind myself
Turu turut tut tut tut turututu
26:22 Me enter the chat as an drama student
26:30 people responding to my random comment
Bring back baby boy Pinder
it's term time, he's got exams to study for
Bring back Alex Stewart
Loving the Dan Brown slagoffs.. keep em coming.
I love you guys, you made the pandemic more manageable for me and having this podcast back really fills my heart with joy. Thank you ❤
Love it. The vibe and banter feel spot on in this episode.
So there is Tifo, The Athletic FC, The Athletic FC Podcast and now Tifo Podcast is back too. And I think Tifo IRL disappeared amidst all that too.
Surely I am not the only one confused here. Please can you do (a) a video explaining so many channels and (b) a video recommending City replace Rodri with Ibrahim Sangare.
Thanks.
The most sensiblest transfer of them all
Week two of asking the lads to predict the next New Zealand Derby for Points Are Bad!
YESSS!!!
Love seeing Steve laughing in the background.
Just found out that you guys are back!! GET INNNNNN I wish it was twice a week. Hopefully in future
but theres usually only one game per week
I was so sure JJ was gonna name Nico Williams as his yeet a ton of money candidate, but of course he is already the sensible option for every team in the world.
Guten tag, Seb
Joe if you want to know what would happen if you put all 11 players on the line to stop a shot just watch Shearers in direct free kick vs West Brom. It just gets fecked into the top corner every time.
ok then weinstein if you have all the answers, what about if 5 players + the keeper are standing on the line and another 5 players are dangling off the crossbar with their arms on top of the bar so there's no risk of hand ball.
Looking forward to tuning into my favourite war-based podcast this morning :)
How are the gates tho??? Seriously quite happy you guys are back, and the overcooked section was a pleasant surprise
So glad this is back 🎉
I love you guys, don't ever change. Not even you, Seb.
11:50 your usual Joe
They're back! Delighted, easiest and funniest football listening out there!
11:41 I was literally talking about this over dinner with my family the other night!
I'm enjoying the new dystopian look
The golden moment has to be 26:32 just seeing the “keep it moving” 🤌🏽
Yeahhhh yesssss I'm so happy to see tifo back
On the tactics of everyone around the ball - one of the teams I played against when I was about 18 did this to us. It ended up being easily foiled by someone lying down in the way of it and it causing absolute chaos. I'm convinced it can still work though.
He’s still got it in the tank the old boy
I don't know what this is but this is the best freaking thing in the football podcast world ❤ what I wouldn't give to just be there even a single time 😅
After the intro I’m praying for more war talk, hopefully Joe is just trying to lull us into a false sense of security
As a Dunfermline fan, I agree with Joe's sentiments about Falkirk being top of the Scottish championship. How dare they!
Finally the boys are back
"Whatever you do, DON"T mention the war ! "
I teach English in Spain... I've been playing points are bad with students to practise predictions since the world cup. It's a good game....cheers!
Would love to see the boys play overcooked
I'd pay to watch them on Human Fall Flat.
Everton ,under Moyes ,did achieve top four.
39:48 Jimmy Buffet reference 👀👀👀
Which colourblind test were you guys using?
Joe we missed you 🙌🙌
Ugarte covered every blade of grass. i don't think we had a player like him since Roy Keane.
Don't say that just in case
@mw56101 incase of what? Numbers don't lie. The eye test is even better.
I think he falls more in the camp of Ander Herrera than Roy Keane
@@WOOOPdoctorFROGhere I'm not sure we'll ever see a player like Roy Keane ever again
I don't think the anaylsis of Dyche's time at Everton has been very good. Last season he did fantastic, with basically the same squad. Arguably an inferior squad - no Iroegbunam (I know he's been injured but before then), no Ndiaye etc. Onana who was sold wasn't offering much more than, say, Mangala. Sure, these players aren't going to set the league alight but are better than last season. Without the points deductions, I think Everton would have finished 12th last season. I'm not saying the squad is fantastic, it isn't. But even by Dyche's standards, the play and results have been awful. Time will tell if Moyes can get a song out of the same squad - at least enough to avoid relegation. Dyche was done, out of ideas, it wasn't working and yet he persisted. If I performed like that in my job, they'd be serious questions asked of me - PIPs etc
No, it wasn't that we weren't bothered about Moyes leaving back in 2013. We where. There was sections of the Everton support that just weren't happy with the way he left by letting his contract run out and working for Man United for the last six months of his contract to help Man United with their transition of manager. All behind the clubs back. But, I think it was that long ago now that plenty of Evertonians have moved on from that, even though there are some that haven't.
good to see seb halfords floor back
Miss the theme a little bit. Nice to see video form back though aha
Remember when steve hankey fell off his chair
The sky above Hamburg was the color of television, tuned to a dead channel.
No JJ! You don't want a point for your Everton analysis. Points Are Bad! (they're really really bad)
I think the yeet a ton of money game can be explained as: the money might not be sensible, but the player fit makes sense and theres a reasonable chance of the selling club parting with the player
Eg: vinicius to united is a nay, but wirtz to united is probably a yay
Agreed... abusing any player or their family is simply abhorrent behavior. Generally speaking, abusing anyone is simply unnecessary.
JJ please for the next stream, a song about Arteta playing Overcooked and becoming a top pizza maker.
41:55 naaa wtfff 😂😂😂😂😂
Why are you not on TH-cam Music?
Dankeschön Joe
SEB!!!! 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
This was great, but I'm frankly disappointed by the lack of discussion on 'war'.
Oh!! I've dreamed of this JJ!!
My concept developed from beyond simply putting ten players on the goal line.
What if you had 8 players behind the goal keeper, who is at the penalty spot from example- and then two pressers. You could deploy a very confusing offside trap- it would be so annoying because the keeper could go for everything inside the box in front of the 8- the two pressers hunt everything and stretch the defence.
And there is somebody smarter that could work out a way to press out from the goal and make a crude and in my head very difficult offside trap.
Alas too hard to configure in fm- I've never found a coaching position with enough freedom to deploy such a tactic irl either... but
Had a lot of joy with high press- Goalie coming up to half way- kick off routine etc but had to comment.
Ps long shots to break football ala Stephen curry 2025?
Hadn't even considered the idea of toying with the offside rule, this is genius
Yesssssss theyre back!! Whoever decided to end the last run shoupd be sacked, total braindead decision
it could have been Joe The Vine that made the call. He was exhausted at the end of the last run, didn't sound as jolly. If that's true, would you still want him sacked? would you? WOULD YOU??
BRING BACK THE PODCAST
No way is this real ???? Are yall back 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
How much have I missed that...
26:30 "Boy, is anything in human existence but an act, though, Joe? We are all playing a role in this larger stage of life". Move one, more on
Not on Spotify anymore?
Nope still there.
Glad this wasn't just a one off
God I've missed this. And I do think JJ did invest Windows 96....
I certainly don’t condone abusing Havertz but him trying to choke poor little defenceless Urgate was nothing short of disgusting. Not too bothered about all the diving.
the gate ?
typically they not asking about sebs gates because they woke, they gone woke now. Every minor trivial change made to everything in our lives is now because of the nebulous concept of wokery
How does the scoring for points are bad work?
Any unhinged rants about lord of the rings this week lads?
I dont understand the narrative of what more could dyche have done this year. Last year this squad was worse and finished level with Brighton if you count the points deduction so its not a bottom 3/4 squad imo.
it should feel right for the player too
anthony gordon to liverpool maybe?
Where is the world famous opening theme song guys?
We're so back....
Is the midway game just a break? Is this the new break?
Bayern Munich need a decisive direct goalscoring winger to complement Kane's movement and ability to find the right spaces. They should yeet a chunk of money at Vinícius 😅 (he's a bit of a mug but i think you can see where I'm coming from here).
To answer joes question, yes people do build bunkers during peace time, Albania during the Cold War lol
So DEI explains why they have John on here. I knew there must be a reason.
Man Utd need to do the most ambitious transfer swap in football history and swap their entire starting team with Real Madrid's starting team plus a few trillion.
Hey there
Yes
Diche chat is a little forgiving. His record as a manager is a total of 317 goals over 333 Premier League games. That's for his entire teams
Yeh with league 1 levels players and he always stayed up, that’s the point.
He had burley playing in Europe. That is the definition of overachieving.
Even this Everton team is hard to beat and is exceptionally well organized defensively.
I love Seb's room decor!
Is Seb getting younger somehow? What's his routine???
HALFORDS-FLOOR IS BACK
does your man play street fighter the way he talks about cancelling animations?
Sebastian!
Manchester United v Liverpool in Jan 2024 was terrible for colourblindness - red vs dark green is a terrible combo.
im very engaged
The guy joining from hamburg, doesn't he sound exactly the same as the youtuber "The Purist"?
Joe Devine.
1. I want a link to the colourblind test so I can beat Joe.
2. Man United is a bad yeet a ton of money candidate because it is a bad vibes team and Jude feels too established to leave Madrid.
3. My yeet a ton of money candidate though is out of contract Salah to Man United for the chaos
Ginger Simeone to Arsenal!
Glad the podcast is back but could do without Seb tbh