James Franco was cut out. There were additional scenes that they released only online which has him on the ship hanging out with Kathryn Waterson (as a prologue), they also set up that everyone is in a couple. I think they cut A LOT out of this movie, which is why it felt rushed at times. I feel like there's a 3 hour cut of this movie somewhere... #bingobangoheresmyvagina
15:42 . For me, knowing he was going to switch places made that damn recorder scene tense as hell. I was like gripping my chair waiting for him to just shove that recorder into Walter's skull.
I hated this movie. I thought that it was boring and irritatingly stupid and I don't want to see Ridley Scott make anymore Alien movies. Thanks for uploading this on a Saturday morning so I could start my weekend the right way! ♥
I didn't hate this movie (mainly because my expectations were so low, and it was better than Alien 3/Resurrection/Prometheus), but your "fixed" version is decisively much better. I like the idea of actually caring about the characters in the film, lol.
NixtonV horror movies these years have shitty character where you want them to die. I miss horror movies where I hope the characters live and only maybe one to two characters who I hope to die.
In your version of the movie they would have still picked up David but Katherine Waterson was suspicious of him but no one else was. Walter would have been her partner the whole time like Bishop was in Aliens, and at the end, she takes Walter with her when she escapes. But of course, it's actually David.
This review is up there with The Shallows and Suicide Squad for me, you guys are hilarious! 😂 Also I'm totally going to watch Sunshine now because Cillian Murphy is amazing (he slayed in 28 Days Later) and kind of underrated??
I know yall don't really review horror movies but I highly recommend Eden Lake. Michael Fassbender and Kelly Reilly play a couple on a nice getaway then hunted by these psychopath kids. Romcom turns bloody horror. Love ya guys!
He probably has that giant David statue because that sculpture is supposed to be the ideal waist and body proportions for a man (the Golden Ratio), and of course they are trying to mimic that perfection. That snatched waist doesn't distract from the sculpture's weirdly oversized hands and head though!
They should make a remake of Dead Ringers but with Michael Fassbender. Not that Jeremy Irons ISN'T a god in that movie because omg!, but well... because Fassbender.
I need to see this film even if you think it sucks. It's one of those film series that when you have seen couple of them, it's mandatory to see all of them (for example Lord of the rings, I fell asleep so many times during these streched out stories, and Star Wars the same thing). I saw my first Alien when I was 9 or 10. It was in school, our teacher had promised us that if we do good in something, we get to see a movie during classes. We were supposed to watch some tacky Bond-movie (hey it's violence and sex but not that scary), the VHS went into the player and when the teacher left the classroom, some kid took the cassette out and put the Alien in. So that way I got traumatized and hooked on it. And I will buy the mothrrfucking blueray even if it sucks. Thanks for the reviews, bitches, you are my favorites in youtube.
I'm Sooooo glad someone else thought the scientific method and a safely protocols where RIDICULOUS in this film. Same with Prometheus, just charging out of the spaceship not a moment to spare, grabbing at everything, breathing thing in, interfering with all and sundry, insane. An alien planet, never before seen by man, acting like they are at Disneyland.
as someone who love aliens, and wanted more movies around the space jockey and that whole mythology…I need Ridley to stop, please someone stop him from making a third one. We have had enough. Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice shame on me, fool me three times and OH DEAR GOD NO! STOP! NO!
I watched this movie in a 4DX movie theater and it made this stupid movie so much better. When blood sprays in the movie we got spritzed with water, the seats moved when the ship floated through space and gave us a floaty feeling, and stuff like that. 4DX doesn't work for a lot of movies, but it was fun for this.
Hah! The idea of Michael Fassbender or what the charachter name was here being a full service robot. You know it probably has a hole and a pole somewhere there.
YES! Good call Avaryl! Sushine is excellent! Both visually and story-vise. And you know why? BECAUSE IT'S NOT TRYING YO BE A MOVIE TO END ALL MOVIES. It has a plot executed well. Just what every good movie needs. www.imdb.com/title/tt0448134/
Before seeing this movie about 5 mins before I told my friend that James Franco was in it and she nearly walked out and she started crying her eyes out in laughter when he died
Love your guys review on the movie I personally like it and I'm all into the aliens origin and etc. I feel like if people don't understand it they don't like it and oh well. It's sad that even Ripley said he rewrote this entire movie because of the negative reviews Prometheus and how some people didn't understand the story or connection. We shall now never know what could have been.
ok. I'm completely here for #nakedWalterandjumpsuitDavid. BUT: how can you get rid of David in the fixed version of the movie? the dumb homoerotism between walter and him is reason enogh to keep him. Also that dumb hair, and the cloak, and that time (SPOILER) he watched an alien rise from the chest of the captain and that alien was serving some Boticelli's Venus realness while it low key waved at David who looked like a proud father. This movie was over the top as hell and I enjoyed every minute of it. (I totally see the problems that u point out tho)
i thought this alien film was the best in the series since the first 3. it had a cool visuals and good action. the crew was stupid though ill give you that. this franchise will forever have the best alien design period. also it was kinda neat how humanity wants to take over this planet only the aliens already did. kinda puts humans and the aliens on the same level destruction. ruin one planet then go ruin another one use up all its resources then onto the next lol
Ooooh if you like hard sci-fi with competent likeable characters, try Europa Report. Super good. Otherwise I super enjoyed this review, in large part because Prometheus made me irrationally angry and now I know to avoid this movie :) thanks MovieBitches!
At least Prometheus has Noomi Rapace who's likeable... This movie was nonsensical with no likeable characters and completely negates any sense Prometheus might have made! But I agree, MF was great. (Also, Aliens is more fun than Alien and gives us the Iconic "Get away from her you bitch!" line.)
The start of this film was (simple, yes) but well made, entertaining, & what I was expecting from this reboot. But then as soon as it touched Prometheus (the second act); it weakened the movie in every way. The ending is fine. So fuck you Prometheus. You wrecked a film & then also messed with the sequel (this film). But Michael Fassbender was hot, & I liked Katherine Waterston.
Be glad you guys haven't seen the first movies... The amount of plotholes this movie created, all the plotholes, and the sheer depth of said plotholes. It almost made me wanna cry from all the continuity errors.
Now I really want yall to review Prometheus...as bad as it is. I mean...come on, it's got one of the best sex scenes in it, of all time! And no...not the scene with any humans in it.
wait wait wait wait wait that was james franco?????? for some reason, i truly disliked the main lady. i think it was because she was ugly. i was LIVING for the gay kiss. i really like this movie.
a particular detail of the movie that was so random and weird was that all the couples were interracial but always featured one white person??? it was like well we can't have poc on screen unless their bf/gf is white, like we can show people getting slashed to death by a ginormous gangly alien but not poc in relationships with other poc?? it was so weird
15 minutes into this movie I decided Ridley Scott needs to retire, because all he's doing now is cranking out films that will wreck his directorial legacy. Also, when you posited that the third movie will end with one alien fetus floating off into space, I realized that will lead into a soft reboot of the Alien franchise. And it will be horrible.
it's a shame people disliked Prometheus. this could've been a great sequel with philosophical notions of the first film but instead it became a lame horror movie
There's only one thing missing from the MovieBitches channel. A Michael Fassbender playlist. I could watch Andrew and Avaryl fawn over him for hours.
OMG ANDREW'S NEVER SEEN ALIEN?!?!?!?!? #RETROREVIEW!!!!
Griffin Grandstaff still waiting for this
PLEASE this
We need a retro review of Zenon : Girl of the 21st Century
"Trust the girl with the sensible haircut" is why I always trust lesbians
Words to live by tbh
James Franco was cut out. There were additional scenes that they released only online which has him on the ship hanging out with Kathryn Waterson (as a prologue), they also set up that everyone is in a couple. I think they cut A LOT out of this movie, which is why it felt rushed at times. I feel like there's a 3 hour cut of this movie somewhere... #bingobangoheresmyvagina
15:42 . For me, knowing he was going to switch places made that damn recorder scene tense as hell. I was like gripping my chair waiting for him to just shove that recorder into Walter's skull.
Also, it's funny that Andrew's fixed version is literally the first Alien movie.
Speaking of Prometheus I can't believe you guys haven't reviewed it yet! But I mean to be fair this video was almost a review of both
10:52 "Charlize gets run over by the ship!" 💀💀💀💀🤣 I can't with you both. If that's not a line for the ages 😅
Words cannot express how much I love it when you guys obsess over Michael Fassbender 😂❤️
I now kind of want a "#PaintingNakedWithMichaelFassbender" shirt. And I've also have a newfound love of Michael Fassbender thanks to y'all.
Watch as ANDREW turns into RIPLEY :) 21:49. You're welcome.
You guys are making me obsessed with Michael Fassbender!
I’m gonna work super hard so I have money to donate to patreon so I can see a Prometheus review 😂😂
This is Fassbender fanfic and I love it !!!
I hated this movie. I thought that it was boring and irritatingly stupid and I don't want to see Ridley Scott make anymore Alien movies. Thanks for uploading this on a Saturday morning so I could start my weekend the right way! ♥
They took the one interesting thing about Prometheus, The Engineers, and spoilers ,
Kills them all. Like WTF!!!
Andrew cracks me up. He got so mad at this movie!
I guess she found all those Fantastic Beasts
Why she was perfect to also find Aliens.
I'd enjoy FB2 if facehuggers took Paris
Lol. :')
I'm anticipating the Fantastic Beasts sequels! :)
Also I am 100% here for Michael Fassbender tenderly kissing himself.
I knew y'all would do this one because of Michael. 😂 I wonder if movie doctors are a real profession cause big studios need to hire you two.
I didn't hate this movie (mainly because my expectations were so low, and it was better than Alien 3/Resurrection/Prometheus), but your "fixed" version is decisively much better. I like the idea of actually caring about the characters in the film, lol.
NixtonV horror movies these years have shitty character where you want them to die. I miss horror movies where I hope the characters live and only maybe one to two characters who I hope to die.
In your version of the movie they would have still picked up David but Katherine Waterson was suspicious of him but no one else was. Walter would have been her partner the whole time like Bishop was in Aliens, and at the end, she takes Walter with her when she escapes. But of course, it's actually David.
i clicked on this so fast... i didnt even finish the movie it was so goddamn stupid
This review is up there with The Shallows and Suicide Squad for me, you guys are hilarious! 😂
Also I'm totally going to watch Sunshine now because Cillian Murphy is amazing (he slayed in 28 Days Later) and kind of underrated??
If you like Cillian Murphy, you have to watch Peaky Blinders on Netflix ;)
I just got off work from a horrid shift and I got this notification. This just made my night, which would have been otherwise terrible.
I know yall don't really review horror movies but I highly recommend Eden Lake. Michael Fassbender and Kelly Reilly play a couple on a nice getaway then hunted by these psychopath kids. Romcom turns bloody horror. Love ya guys!
He probably has that giant David statue because that sculpture is supposed to be the ideal waist and body proportions for a man (the Golden Ratio), and of course they are trying to mimic that perfection. That snatched waist doesn't distract from the sculpture's weirdly oversized hands and head though!
Could not be more happier to see this review in the notification feed YAY!!
Review the beguiled, it's like watching the bachelor and proper good
Konrad P i second this!!
Yasss probably not first but I love you gurls. Greetings from Mexico 🇲🇽.
"Turns out it was Michael Fassbender from Assasin's Creed" *CACKLE*
They should make a remake of Dead Ringers but with Michael Fassbender. Not that Jeremy Irons ISN'T a god in that movie because omg!, but well... because Fassbender.
20k subscribers yaaas. You two deserve more but well done.
This one had the BEST hashtags
Retro review for Little Shop of Horrors especially now they are planning to remake it
Fiona Goode no why? Why remake it? Yes for the retro review tho.
Like ABBA said Money money money
I have a cold and it sucks but this brightened my day 😊
Every time i see you have a new video i know im gonna have a good day :D
I need to see this film even if you think it sucks. It's one of those film series that when you have seen couple of them, it's mandatory to see all of them (for example Lord of the rings, I fell asleep so many times during these streched out stories, and Star Wars the same thing). I saw my first Alien when I was 9 or 10. It was in school, our teacher had promised us that if we do good in something, we get to see a movie during classes. We were supposed to watch some tacky Bond-movie (hey it's violence and sex but not that scary), the VHS went into the player and when the teacher left the classroom, some kid took the cassette out and put the Alien in. So that way I got traumatized and hooked on it. And I will buy the mothrrfucking blueray even if it sucks. Thanks for the reviews, bitches, you are my favorites in youtube.
Your love for Fassbender makes me so happy
I'm Sooooo glad someone else thought the scientific method and a safely protocols where RIDICULOUS in this film. Same with Prometheus, just charging out of the spaceship not a moment to spare, grabbing at everything, breathing thing in, interfering with all and sundry, insane. An alien planet, never before seen by man, acting like they are at Disneyland.
So, Walter and David is literally a, I'd fuck me situation. Someone likes buffalo Bill a little too much.
as someone who love aliens, and wanted more movies around the space jockey and that whole mythology…I need Ridley to stop, please someone stop him from making a third one. We have had enough. Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice shame on me, fool me three times and OH DEAR GOD NO! STOP! NO!
I watched this movie in a 4DX movie theater and it made this stupid movie so much better. When blood sprays in the movie we got spritzed with water, the seats moved when the ship floated through space and gave us a floaty feeling, and stuff like that. 4DX doesn't work for a lot of movies, but it was fun for this.
"that really sucks I apologize".....LMAO I AM DYING!
Serpentine! I love The In Laws!
This fucking review makes me cry laugh. I watch it on repeat when I'm depressed
the improvements are just the first alien story again; coming full circle lmao
Hah! The idea of Michael Fassbender or what the charachter name was here being a full service robot. You know it probably has a hole and a pole somewhere there.
I'll buy the artbook for this movie -that's all
YES! Good call Avaryl! Sushine is excellent! Both visually and story-vise. And you know why? BECAUSE IT'S NOT TRYING YO BE A MOVIE TO END ALL MOVIES. It has a plot executed well. Just what every good movie needs. www.imdb.com/title/tt0448134/
Spooky scary horror movie in space with likeable characters? EVENT HORIZON! :D
I’ve seen this movie tons of times I even have it on dvd and I still couldn’t tell you much about it
16:43 OMG AVARYL LOVES SUNSHINE TOO? I swear I'm the only person I know that has even seen it!
"You guys are all this idiots, cool ok, please died now" #AvarylQuotes
i feel like im the only person who did not see the -robot switches places- thing coming.. oh at all
Please review the other alien films! PLEASE
Before seeing this movie about 5 mins before I told my friend that James Franco was in it and she nearly walked out and she started crying her eyes out in laughter when he died
Y'all are so fucking funny omg I was crying
Can you guys do a review of Jawbreakers? Please please please please :)
number wine sips averages out to one sip per minute
Love your guys review on the movie I personally like it and I'm all into the aliens origin and etc. I feel like if people don't understand it they don't like it and oh well. It's sad that even Ripley said he rewrote this entire movie because of the negative reviews Prometheus and how some people didn't understand the story or connection. We shall now never know what could have been.
I saw this with a group of friends I laughed my ass off during all the buster bits
this ain't alien best friend covenant! shoot first, ask questions later
Have you guys seen the trailer for The Book Of Henry? It looks really good
I saw it a week or two ago, really weird, I personally thought it was stupid but I am critical hah
I HATED this movie. Such a waste of time and money. You guys are great!
ok. I'm completely here for #nakedWalterandjumpsuitDavid. BUT: how can you get rid of David in the fixed version of the movie? the dumb homoerotism between walter and him is reason enogh to keep him. Also that dumb hair, and the cloak, and that time (SPOILER) he watched an alien rise from the chest of the captain and that alien was serving some Boticelli's Venus realness while it low key waved at David who looked like a proud father. This movie was over the top as hell and I enjoyed every minute of it. (I totally see the problems that u point out tho)
yaaaas thankyou! Cheering me up, love you queens 💕
i thought this alien film was the best in the series since the first 3. it had a cool visuals and good action. the crew was stupid though ill give you that. this franchise will forever have the best alien design period. also it was kinda neat how humanity wants to take over this planet only the aliens already did. kinda puts humans and the aliens on the same level destruction. ruin one planet then go ruin another one use up all its resources then onto the next lol
Can you please do a retro review of alien and aliens
Ooooh if you like hard sci-fi with competent likeable characters, try Europa Report. Super good.
Otherwise I super enjoyed this review, in large part because Prometheus made me irrationally angry and now I know to avoid this movie :) thanks MovieBitches!
Not visually believable. It's all a bit push and pull.
LOVE U BOTH .... Yr reviews are so intelligent .... ❤️😍😘💋
I like Avaryl more and more
At least Prometheus has Noomi Rapace who's likeable... This movie was nonsensical with no likeable characters and completely negates any sense Prometheus might have made! But I agree, MF was great. (Also, Aliens is more fun than Alien and gives us the Iconic "Get away from her you bitch!" line.)
Will you guys review Life?? Its an Alien/Sunshine-esque movie; I'm curious if you'll like it or not. Cheers!!
Best character in this movie..Tallahassee (Danny Mcbride)
The start of this film was (simple, yes) but well made, entertaining, & what I was expecting from this reboot.
But then as soon as it touched Prometheus (the second act); it weakened the movie in every way.
The ending is fine.
So fuck you Prometheus. You wrecked a film & then also messed with the sequel (this film).
But Michael Fassbender was hot, & I liked Katherine Waterston.
NOTIFICATION SQUAD BITCHES
"what if he was also, sort of, a sex robot" - spin off
soooooo love you guys, but when are these rpdr3 reviews coming out??? lol
Be glad you guys haven't seen the first movies... The amount of plotholes this movie created, all the plotholes, and the sheer depth of said plotholes. It almost made me wanna cry from all the continuity errors.
Babes!!! i needed you today. lol
If anyone wants a good, yet predictable alien horror, try seeing "Life".
Commentator541 Soooo much better than Alien: Covenant.
Are you a bit out of order? Episode 152 was released before 150 :-P
You guys should review "raw". Lol. It would be hilarious
am i the only one who find better "Prometheus" that "Covenant"?
Now I really want yall to review Prometheus...as bad as it is. I mean...come on, it's got one of the best sex scenes in it, of all time! And no...not the scene with any humans in it.
I thought this movie was kind of awful. Oddly, I liked Prometheus.
wait wait wait wait wait that was james franco??????
for some reason, i truly disliked the main lady. i think it was because she was ugly. i was LIVING for the gay kiss.
i really like this movie.
a particular detail of the movie that was so random and weird was that all the couples were interracial but always featured one white person??? it was like well we can't have poc on screen unless their bf/gf is white, like we can show people getting slashed to death by a ginormous gangly alien but not poc in relationships with other poc?? it was so weird
you're really great but come on guys you're taking your time with my fave season of drag race (sorry for being a bitch I'm just so excited)
Retro Review on Alien please
Sunshine is one of the best movies ever!!! And cilian is my bae!!
pleeeeease review but i'm a cheerleader!!!
so defo the original Alien is gonna be a retro review right? we need to counteract the travesty that was this movie
15 minutes into this movie I decided Ridley Scott needs to retire, because all he's doing now is cranking out films that will wreck his directorial legacy.
Also, when you posited that the third movie will end with one alien fetus floating off into space, I realized that will lead into a soft reboot of the Alien franchise. And it will be horrible.
it's a shame people disliked Prometheus. this could've been a great sequel with philosophical notions of the first film but instead it became a lame horror movie
I HATEEEEE THIS MOVIE! And Prometheus to! GODDDDD
Imma fix this movie: make all the couples gay. Turn it into a bravo series.
Ok can u guys for real write your own movie