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Hey just wanted to say. Earendil is my real given name and just had to stop and watch the vid and series cuz your Bardic Alchemist's is just an 'E' from my name and thought it was funny lol
Baldric’s secret lore is that he was in culinary school to be a chef, but everything he made was so horrible it was practically chemical warfare; so he gave up and decided, “The Tyrant’s Guild and its consequences have been a disaster for Outset.”
@@Gormathius But what would be the throughline for the Lorniverse? Reincarnation? Hand of Fate? Zoran unconsciously recreating the same character over and over again?
I just realized something. When they were talking to Marlene she said that she should have contracted an observer to oversee the eviction. But as we know, Khronch claimed that he was also sent by the architects guild to evict the squatters, which would mean that he lied about that. Something about that hulk of armor is sus...
@@moxtordoki96 Hmmmm... The only factions we know of that are associated with flames are the worshippers of the flame god (I forgot his name) and the gang of Duche elf
Another amazing episode, loved Bloatus. But then you guys always think up the most interesting NPCs. I can't watch live due to timezone differences, but I do always enjoy watching the VODs ASAP on Twitch. So I'll look into tossing some money your way via that or Patreon. Keep up the good work!
'Crab' legs scene I realized the reason chat assumed Baldric could afford those toppings is because we don't reconcile having low income but still being able to afford a house :(
You guys make the best RPs. Other groups I've found consist of either mostly silent, awkward nerds or cringy assholes who think they're cool. But you guys keep a steady pace, interact naturally and not once have you made me reach for the brain bleach.
On the "Can Rahua eat?" thing; perhaps he "eats" by absorbing nutrients through his hands and feet. Hands for food items he holds and feet for general natural nutrients from the ground, namely soil, cos he's plant based.
I like how bauldric and tannhouser are both the leaders of the group but aren't aware of it, meanwhile Valli pretends she is important and oran and rehua are just chilling
Question.... Pet the Oran-doggo icon? Channeling the ancient powers of "The Good boy". Off in another reality, a nugget feels a distant sense of pride, as he settles down next to a comfy fire place.... and definitely not in a rat infested "end times" hell scape.
As I try to calm down after loud booms in my neighborhood (one definite firework, the rest no clue - being hypersensitive to sound sucks ass), rewatching/listening to the best band of chucklefucks is a wonderful way to lower my heart rate.
After binging through Dimension 20 and Realms Apart, it's time to return to this beauty and the episode does not disappoint :D Necro bomb from a crit fail, plenty of nat 20's, troll monster owl, the entire merchant saga, make for a hugely entertaining episode ^_^ And, of course, the cast was as lovely as always. Again, good stuff and for the algorithm!
“Where’s the butter?” “Where’s the tartar sauce?” Am I the only person on earth who LIKES the taste of crab? Who needs that junk when you have delicious crab meat
Option 1: Wait for a minute or so while the quest giver finishes her work. or Option 2: Use a magic intimidation spell on the poor hapless receptionist boy. Guess which one they did. :P
everyone missing that in the intro of this episode random bubbles. someone didnt mute their mic when they decide to hit a bong. ive heard that sound before
Like the haggling baldric does, like "This is dangrous for normal customers to buy" making said item a liability to sell to people that ere not like him, which makes the selling group much smaller.
@@shrubby-ov4yw Well I do know that the D stands for "duck". To answer your question I was just playing off him introducing himself like a bajillion times in his introduction. Not the best joke, I know, but leaving comments helps channels, so I sometimes I just throw those at the wall and see what sticks. No need to overthink it. 🙂
"I don't want to cure cancer, I want to make cocktail sauce."
That needs to be on a t-shirt.
reminds me of "I don't WANT to cure cancer, I want to create DINOSAURS!" spiderman meme.
Make it a mug.
I love that Rehua is basically “what if an eldritch horror was actually a cinnamon roll” lol
have you seen the Call of Cthulhu drawn like a children's book
We don't actually know what kind of tree is growing around that core. Could be a cinnamon tree for all we know.
I think it's safe to say we have:
Groot
Madara
Odorochi rider
Old man Cayote
And Baldric.
i need to know where this comment stemmed from, i've been bingeing the whole channel for a week, mypoor brain hurts
And we love him because of it
I like to think SpeakerD's mic peaking and cutting out is 100% in character and Tannhauser just cuts out mid yell sometimes
His mask's speaker peaks when he gets loud and just cuts out occasionally mid revolution rant.
Perfection
Hi guys, thank you all for supporting the show so much! One of the biggest things that you can do to help out is letting folks know we exist! It really helps out when people recommend us or show off the show to others. Also, future episodes will now be going through the timed gate! If you don't know what that is or want to know how that works. Check our post here: www.patreon.com/posts/61803644 Basically once a broadcast is complete on twitch. Twitch subs will be able to re-watch the VOD. And Patreon supporters will get an mp3 and youtube vod of the episode. Then after 1 to 2 weeks, the VOD is out on TH-cam for everyone to see. So be sure to check out the Patreon if you wish to support us there too.
Thank you all for the amazing journey thus far! We wouldn't be here without you.
- ZoranTheBear
I will watch all of the everything
I hope the gang murders that lady’s husband later on.
Hey just wanted to say. Earendil is my real given name and just had to stop and watch the vid and series cuz your Bardic Alchemist's is just an 'E' from my name and thought it was funny lol
Odoroshi was the person eating my hummus and carrotsticks all along?
You are telling me I poisoned my flatmate for nothing?
Nah. Your flatmate was just practice. Next time do better.
2:03:30 "They say Baldric murdered the intern... with his voice! Shouted him apart!"
Surely such is propaganda, aye?
@@Khornecussion No, he's just that spitef- I mean powerful
“Who’s the prince?” Last words
Fos Ro Dah!!!
Baldric’s secret lore is that he was in culinary school to be a chef, but everything he made was so horrible it was practically chemical warfare; so he gave up and decided, “The Tyrant’s Guild and its consequences have been a disaster for Outset.”
Yes. This should be canon
Literally he wanted to cook and he ended up turning into Ted
“Points system” -Vaali, not realizing Lorn probably heard her and is now actively tearing his way into this universe. 1:21:50, or there abouts
And thus the Lorniverse calamity begins.
@@Gormathius But what would be the throughline for the Lorniverse? Reincarnation? Hand of Fate? Zoran unconsciously recreating the same character over and over again?
@@freelancerthe2561 I mean, Tannhauser is just Pi.
@@braveherogreenleaf6256 he really is.
@@Deridus revolution is just what the techpriests call Lemuria
"I am blue" -Vaali
*Visible tension as the rest of the table tries not to continue the bit*
I just realized something. When they were talking to Marlene she said that she should have contracted an observer to oversee the eviction. But as we know, Khronch claimed that he was also sent by the architects guild to evict the squatters, which would mean that he lied about that. Something about that hulk of armor is sus...
perhaps he is nothing more than a sapient mass of hatcrabs under all that, some strange mutation that has moved beyond HATS!
@@michaelmiller2418 Khronch the armorcrab, distant cousin of Jeremy... Damn, this theory sounds just stupid enough to be true.
He might have been contracted by Prance, but without the knowledge that he would have to watch them fall.
The flame..... When they were in the forge he said" the flame"....
@@moxtordoki96 Hmmmm... The only factions we know of that are associated with flames are the worshippers of the flame god (I forgot his name) and the gang of Duche elf
"I'll find a way to bust you out of prison" THURSTON, REMEBER THAT FOR LATER. HAVE BALDRIC HAVE TO SAVE BLOATUS
can we just have a moment for Jeremy the Fancy Hat Crab? *pulls his hat off and places it over his chest*
I wish Jeremy could have somehow bullshitted his way out of the fall damage, maybe by dodge rolling/crab-sized estus flask
When i watch all of the known episodes in a row for the 4th time we call that a ROTGRIND
Tomatoes are the same plant family as nightshade fyi. But its a pretty broad one. I mean potatoes, petunias, and paprika are all in there too.
Close enough for government work!
Corn is also a Fruit...
You guys make a 16 hour work day enjoyable, it's a great listen while doing monotonous tasks.
Keep up the good shit
16??? Dude find another job ASAP, you will drop dead
16?? o,o
@@AimlessSavant on a short day I only work 10 or 13
@@AimlessSavant rn I'm working 88 hr weeks, get into a trade and don't be a wage slave like me.
I absolutely love the idea that Oran is ultra competitive against other birds.
ESPECIALLY regular non sentien birds
EPIC BATTLE
ORAN VS GOOSE
goose wins, of course
Sapient*
"I think there's something wrong with Bingo" was funnier than it had any right to be, and it's all because of Speaker's voice.
AND the power of The Running Joke
Another amazing episode, loved Bloatus. But then you guys always think up the most interesting NPCs. I can't watch live due to timezone differences, but I do always enjoy watching the VODs ASAP on Twitch. So I'll look into tossing some money your way via that or Patreon. Keep up the good work!
Tannhauser quoting a certain Little Red Book, what a true revolutionary!!!
Yeah, you can tell D knows his stuff. Tannhauser is… I won’t say surprisingly coherent, but definitely coherent. Guy’s read his theory!
That whole interrogation scene was good. This episode was really good.
I also got a chuckle out of these moments -> 2:27:16, 2:28:24
Welcome back to Rrrroooooooootgriiiiiiind *damned shrieking*
'Crab' legs scene I realized the reason chat assumed Baldric could afford those toppings is because we don't reconcile having low income but still being able to afford a house :(
Rotgrind. Where even the poorest people own a home meanwhile we fight for the scraps. Ahh I hate capitalism
So basically the release schedule's getting reset to how it was in early WarHams before the patreons basically just said "Let loose the hams of war!"
You guys make the best RPs. Other groups I've found consist of either mostly silent, awkward nerds or cringy assholes who think they're cool. But you guys keep a steady pace, interact naturally and not once have you made me reach for the brain bleach.
Rotgrind and World of Io is definitely my favorite places to find awesome RPs to listen to.
It helps that most are va's
Is there that many to say that? I mean counting this group I've only seen like 3 or 4 tops and only one is cringy
I feel like the fly merchant is some sort of Eldredge terror in disguise in the shop is its own Demi plain
"its so sad that the prince died of ligma"
"who's the prince?"
"ligma balls" *loud boom sound effect*
Great video as always. I do hope Blotus shows up again. That man has some secrets and would make a powerful ally.
On the "Can Rahua eat?" thing; perhaps he "eats" by absorbing nutrients through his hands and feet. Hands for food items he holds and feet for general natural nutrients from the ground, namely soil, cos he's plant based.
Does he photosynthesise? Maybe.
I love how tannhauser just did a backflip in order to get a discount
I like how bauldric and tannhouser are both the leaders of the group but aren't aware of it, meanwhile Valli pretends she is important and oran and rehua are just chilling
I just realized... Prance Duchelf... Prance Douche Elf. XD
Question.... Pet the Oran-doggo icon? Channeling the ancient powers of "The Good boy".
Off in another reality, a nugget feels a distant sense of pride, as he settles down next to a comfy fire place.... and definitely not in a rat infested "end times" hell scape.
As I try to calm down after loud booms in my neighborhood (one definite firework, the rest no clue - being hypersensitive to sound sucks ass), rewatching/listening to the best band of chucklefucks is a wonderful way to lower my heart rate.
Erendale hitting the alchemy bong
After binging through Dimension 20 and Realms Apart, it's time to return to this beauty and the episode does not disappoint :D Necro bomb from a crit fail, plenty of nat 20's, troll monster owl, the entire merchant saga, make for a hugely entertaining episode ^_^ And, of course, the cast was as lovely as always. Again, good stuff and for the algorithm!
I’m imagine the walking kettle has a little bed in the corner and it just sits there when noT in use
This is absolutely waking Lorn from his imperial rest as he breaks through dimensions for the POINTS
Spider-Hauser, Spider-Hauser! Does whatever a spider can! Hit some shit, spray some wah-uh! The Revolution something something...
Oran : Baldric do you have tarter sauce Baldric:no but l can make toutres sauce
“Where’s the butter?” “Where’s the tartar sauce?”
Am I the only person on earth who LIKES the taste of crab? Who needs that junk when you have delicious crab meat
Of those three things (crab, butter and gumgum fruit) I have only had on, butter.
Crab is delicious
I know this sis supposed to be based on dark fantasy but this is the most I’ve laughed in a dnd campaign in a while.
It's like an ultimate abridged version of a actual souls like movie
26:55 I hadn't thought of it that way before. So does that make ants the fork lifts of the natural world?
1:35:35 Baldrick Yandere confirmed
One for the algo-gods. Loving this campaign, guys. Lots of fun.
Option 1: Wait for a minute or so while the quest giver finishes her work.
or
Option 2: Use a magic intimidation spell on the poor hapless receptionist boy.
Guess which one they did. :P
what accent is Thurston going for with Bloatus the Fly merchent? swedish jamaican?
Swedish Chef
I like to think DM is doing his best Alfabusa voice and failing, purely to annoy him.
Jamaican swedish Hindi?
I know he's not involved with this project, but half the time I keep expecting Karl the Deranged to make a random voice appearance after the credits.
Had an idea for some merch you guys could sell... "Baldric's Alchemical Sauce"
It really Bob's your uncle
52:57 I totally expected a da-ba-dee after Vaali said she was blue...
Baldric could use a sling as well, to hurl bombs further, though a specialized crossbow would have further length (I think).
I thank you my Bear Messiah, I am a broke ass Dragon and I thank you,I'll as long as it takes to see these for free
Yes, more narrative declaration! can't wait for more episodes1
2:40:50 OH NO GRAHAM
A POOOOOISONOUS SNEK
i love kings quest and jontron for showing me
It's so sad the Prince died.
Yea, lickma is really a bad condition. Hope he did not suffer too much.
Who the hell is the Prince?
What is a prince?
Nah, the guy had it coming for the updog
IDC what part you guys seen. The intro is the best part every time. Gives me goosebumps.
It's so sad that owl died of Ligma
everyone missing that in the intro of this episode random bubbles. someone didnt mute their mic when they decide to hit a bong. ive heard that sound before
"It's so sad the prince died of ligma."
“Who the fuck is the prince?”
“ligma balls” I would like to cast thundering roar
again, thanking you greatly.
I do like that there is alchemical food now. Wondering if Baldric is going to take any whenever I get further in the vods.
Baldric tried to make tartar sauce, but made bleu cheese instead it seems.
The flies are the people who tried to steal from bloatus
Here's the moment btw
2:27:15
i wish hulky got more to do, hes rather quite in this campine and hasnt done anything really wild yet other than befriend a crab and jazzue of healing
Anyone else think the owl thing was Shoresy from Letterkenny?
hoot hoot
My current curse of strahd character is basically a walking hive for bugs (and trauma). Bloatus kinda reminded me of them
Wow, if I had a penny for every character named Baldrick that made lethal cooking, I would have 2 pennies,
Which isn't a lot but weird that it happened twice.
Whose the other baldrick?
@@jefferycrouse4652 Blackadder Goes Forth,
Whenever someone shouts at chat I imagine there talking into rehua’s orb
If those owl creatures attack, I'm wondering which one is gonna get hit by Baldric's ligma prank shout.
Best tartar sauce ever
you know for a show about narative declerations, they haven't DONE any yet
Glorious chaos
Love this series always find myself laughing 😂
Not gonna lie, when Earndil did his intro, I thought he was just ripping a bong.
Would have made Sassy proud
I'm surprised they didn't mention the giant rot monster beneath the sink hole to marlene
The fact that no joke Vali almost died to ligma made me laugh like a loon. 😂
The fucking sawsoarer being basically hooty I find hilarious
Another hilarious and fun episode 🤣
He made the fly nft joke as I was about to type it 🤣🤣
47:00 I'm getting a sound of a lazy, phoning-it-in Nazgul
Like the haggling baldric does, like "This is dangrous for normal customers to buy" making said item a liability to sell to people that ere not like him, which makes the selling group much smaller.
This elfs name is douch elf omg I love it
BONUS POINTS
Companion as in Animal Companion, it is meant for a pet or an eidolon
Little Alfabusa? I didn't hear anybody ask how much damage do I take.
Hell yeah!!!
Sawsourer aka "What if Gigan was an owl?"
Forbidden tartar sauce
The fly merchant? Is he?
Bloatious points
i am just commenting to boost the algorithm.
7:41 Recap/beginning
Jeremy lives
So...who is SpeakerD?
@@shrubby-ov4yw Well I do know that the D stands for "duck". To answer your question I was just playing off him introducing himself like a bajillion times in his introduction. Not the best joke, I know, but leaving comments helps channels, so I sometimes I just throw those at the wall and see what sticks. No need to overthink it. 🙂
The idea that earndil would just be ripping a massive bong hit in the beginning of the game is so baldric
What kind of cleric is rahua
It's not anarchists cookbook it's alchemics cookbook
Gosh I love shopping
Ligma? Who tf is Steve Jobs?!