Friday Night Fisticuffs - Jojo's Bizarre Adventure HD & ASB

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  • @thel3xb0t63
    @thel3xb0t63 8 ปีที่แล้ว +787

    Liam: "Can you play as Speedwagon?"
    You can't.
    "Why not?"
    My thoughts exactly.

    • @addvioIence
      @addvioIence 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      speedwagon op

    • @Abdega
      @Abdega 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Because then you have people arguing over who gets to be Speedwagon. Sure you could have both characters be Speedwagon, but then you have the winner of one of the matches saying stupid stuff like “I won because Speedwagon loves me more” and that’s legit IRL fighting words.
      Friendships would end and Capcom knew it had to be removed

    • @PrimeTF
      @PrimeTF 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Because Eyes of Heaven didn't happen yet.

    • @chertikinamoto
      @chertikinamoto 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Because it’s a part 3 game.

    • @KZ_Suntorn
      @KZ_Suntorn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@chertikinamoto explain young Joseph then lol

  • @pac-man-world-2
    @pac-man-world-2 10 ปีที่แล้ว +459

    "Wall Eyes is from Steel Ball Run."
    It JUST said Jojolion, Woolie. GET UR CANON RITE SCRUB

    • @TheNecrotimer
      @TheNecrotimer 10 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      Well, he is Woolie the Liar.

  • @dyldragon1
    @dyldragon1 8 ปีที่แล้ว +908

    Like that one wrestling game they played, half this roster is dead

    • @ledzeppelinfan1001
      @ledzeppelinfan1001 8 ปีที่แล้ว +165

      savage as fuck holy shit

    • @ilovehertodeath
      @ilovehertodeath 7 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      dyldragon1 That's fucking brutal dude. True but brutal.

    • @bambanmangaka8034
      @bambanmangaka8034 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      oh jesus ikr

    • @c4rlt0x
      @c4rlt0x 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      dyldragon1 Half? only gappy is alive lol.

    • @minutte8613
      @minutte8613 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      joan sebastian gaitan nieto If they didn't die, they aren't dead.

  • @Hanbei
    @Hanbei 9 ปีที่แล้ว +462

    I love how when Anubis ends up in the Nile River, it's panicking and freaking out because it's going to rust in 2 or 3 days at most, so it starts asking for help to the fish and crabs over there. It's so stupid, and i love it.
    "Hey, crab, take me to the surface will you? i'll find some food for you! Wait! Come back! I'm talking to you!"

    • @Vlad_3d
      @Vlad_3d 9 ปีที่แล้ว +170

      And then, Anubis just stopped thinking...

    • @Th3SmartAlec
      @Th3SmartAlec 8 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Wait babe, wait! C'mon babe. Babe? BAAAAABE! Babe! Babe!

    • @vreilous
      @vreilous 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Anubis was probably one of my favorite Stands because it was just a sword that could cut through anything and looked sick as fuck. Also it had an asshole personality and shit. RIP Anubis (;_;)7

    • @deltaknight2764
      @deltaknight2764 6 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Imaging if the crab actually grabbed Anubis, then Anubis would be an evil version of that crab with a knife meme.

    • @rhysthereddragon1326
      @rhysthereddragon1326 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      So eventually, Anubis found something that could resist it’s enticing blade. I guess in the end, he *did* lose no matter what he tried.

  • @mortified0
    @mortified0 10 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    At 47:22 whoever is playing Jolyne does the fucking HYPEST thing, hitting Joseph with a super and sending him into the chariot right out of it, and nobody acknowledged it!

  • @LightWillIgniteUsAll
    @LightWillIgniteUsAll 9 ปีที่แล้ว +573

    >Wall Eyes
    >"It's from Steel Ball Run."
    CHRIST

    • @Orochimaru1Pein1M
      @Orochimaru1Pein1M 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      My same reaction.

    • @mehlordjodio
      @mehlordjodio 9 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      +Juri Han "Christ"....... thats funny in a way

    • @ladayaoaariki2744
      @ladayaoaariki2744 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I thought so!!! I never read part 8 so I just took their word for it & thought that it was "Suger Mountain" but renamed

    • @XxXSpawnx
      @XxXSpawnx 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I feel like killing myself just because of that.

    • @larkmankiller
      @larkmankiller 8 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      +Juri Han well.....hes not wrong technically, but then again that would be like saying morioh is from stardust crusaders

  • @JamoXeno
    @JamoXeno 9 ปีที่แล้ว +494

    Playing eyes of heaven "is speedwayon playable in this game?"
    YES YES HE IS

    • @mangycat97
      @mangycat97 9 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      +GiacomoGaming Even Speedwagon is playable!

    • @arbyw.1889
      @arbyw.1889 8 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      +GiacomoGaming YES YES YES YES YES!

    • @Nekochan456
      @Nekochan456 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +Jamo They Gotta do it! Hopefully they won't have to issue an apology after it's said and done though....

  • @DollarTaco
    @DollarTaco 10 ปีที่แล้ว +163

    Pat's idea for his stand "Crazy Talk" was actually already pretty much done as a Stand in part 5. It had that effect, and it was called Talking Head.
    "To take effect, Talking Head must first latch onto the victim's tongue. While Talking Head is attached, the victim is rendered incapable of telling the truth, whether speaking, writing, or gesticulating."
    It makes the victim speak the opposite of what they're trying to say/gesture.

    • @BioDomeWithPaulyShor
      @BioDomeWithPaulyShor 10 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Also, it's basically the plot of Persona 4 Arena.

    • @DuelistKoi93
      @DuelistKoi93 10 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I didn't even know that and as soon as Pat mentioned what his stand would be, i immediately thought "why not call it Talking Heads?"

    • @Neogears1312
      @Neogears1312 10 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      talking head forces the victim to lie, pats was more like labrys's ability were it manipulates what people hear

    • @Krystalmyth
      @Krystalmyth 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Crazy Talk is a bit more than that. Actually pretty cool Stand idea.

    • @GyroSteambass
      @GyroSteambass 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Nah, Crazy Talk randomly makes something Pat says into a lie, even if it was the truth. It alters reality.

  • @WakkaMadeInYevon
    @WakkaMadeInYevon 8 ปีที่แล้ว +418

    They dumped Dio into the ocean and look how that turned out

    • @Solqueen86
      @Solqueen86 8 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Well that's the norm when you are dumping trash
      Since burning it ain't working that great

    • @Taigen419
      @Taigen419 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      The invincible trash

    • @dio8156
      @dio8156 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      +Solqueen86 Great idea,lets dump you in the ocean

    • @kbot2466
      @kbot2466 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Everything happened

    • @Solqueen86
      @Solqueen86 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Dio
      Oh like how you did your convicts in Australia?

  • @LOLDUDE641
    @LOLDUDE641 10 ปีที่แล้ว +170

    Did none of them notice how at 47:24 that super combo-ed him into the stage hazard?

    • @lozmoz12345
      @lozmoz12345 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Damn! Didn't notice that.

    • @hilleltaco
      @hilleltaco 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Aaaand it was the coolest thing ever.

  • @laurenbitsky485
    @laurenbitsky485 8 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    guess what?
    You can be Speedwagon in Eyes of Heaven.

    • @ZanathKariashi
      @ZanathKariashi 8 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      yeah, but Eyes of Heaven sucks ass. It's like V Stars vs...but even suckier. The only good thing about it was including most of the requested characters people wanted in ASB (and having cutscenes, even if they were pretty simple) (and a few they didn't) but made the game play like ass.
      It also didn't look as good (the animations are substantially more janky) and they dumbed every character down to handful of moves in order to fit more characters in.
      And despite optimizing the game for 2 v 2 battles, didn't bother to include a local-coop option. And even worse net-code then ASB had.

    • @colegilliam2379
      @colegilliam2379 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      ZanathKariashi I fucking love eyes of heaven

    • @kendonl.taylor5111
      @kendonl.taylor5111 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @ZanathKariashi And no local multiplayer.

    • @davidyoung4305
      @davidyoung4305 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thank you Kars

  • @SteelBallRun1890
    @SteelBallRun1890 10 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    This is where you find out that Liam is the Zaibatsu Crusaders personal Speedwagon, both are moe enough to be in the team and doesn't have a Stand so they can barely fight.

    • @DioGoodguy
      @DioGoodguy 10 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      "Even Liam is afraid" should be a thing.

    • @TheNecrotimer
      @TheNecrotimer 10 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Liam withdraws coolly...

    • @CaptainDoomsday
      @CaptainDoomsday 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@TheNecrotimer Prophetic.

  • @gareckthetailor9918
    @gareckthetailor9918 8 ปีที่แล้ว +361

    just realized jesus was actually a hamon user.

    • @RickJaeger
      @RickJaeger 8 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Is Judas Jesus' DIO?

    • @SilverZephyr09
      @SilverZephyr09 8 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      No, that's Lucifer.

    • @BrBetim
      @BrBetim 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He had a Stand too

    • @undead923
      @undead923 8 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Jesus's Bizarre Adventure

    • @greenobeeno1
      @greenobeeno1 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Oh, you mean Part 7

  • @richardcondit7002
    @richardcondit7002 9 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    They're just gonna be start playing eyes of heaven when it comes out and Liam'll just say "can you play as speedwagon in this one?" And they'll just be like "YES YOU CAN STFU LIAM"

    • @metrocop1000
      @metrocop1000 9 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Richard Condit We can even use Glorious Stroheim.

  • @JDAlvo93
    @JDAlvo93 10 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    Stand Name: Feel Good Inc
    Type: Close Range
    Stats: Power: C Speed:A Range:A Staying: B
    Ability: Releases a substance on an object that messes with the pleasure centers of the brain, making the victim lose control and run towards the object with the substance. It can also store it in its fist, making the enemy Stand drop its defense as it confuses pain with pleasure.

    • @Redskingman
      @Redskingman 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That's basically Manic depression

    • @MeltedSherbert
      @MeltedSherbert 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I am going into tf2 and I am going to find a strange holiday punch, and a name tag for this reason

    • @JDAlvo93
      @JDAlvo93 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      ***** Naw, the King of Fists dont need no punch ghost.

    • @CommanderConvoy
      @CommanderConvoy 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mine would be called The Big Money. It can morph it's limbs into any handheld ballistic weapon, with it's limits being weapons that use explosives.

    • @colegilliam2379
      @colegilliam2379 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ryuu, Son of Raoh feel good inc is already a stand...

  • @VyseElric
    @VyseElric 10 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    So I wasn't sure if anyone noticed this, but take another look at petshop
    Petshop is, iirc, a falcon- which is widely known as a bird of prey that's on the small end of the size scale
    and Petshop's stand name is "Horus"
    So wouldn't that make him a "Little Petshop of Horus"?

    • @joescannoli7660
      @joescannoli7660 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      6 years too late, but damn you, you magnificent bastard.

    • @patrickchaney
      @patrickchaney 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Joe's cannoli Between this and Vanilla Ice’s stand being Cream, making it Vanilla Ice Cream (WHICH IS IRONIC CONSIDERING PETSHOP’S POWER), you would think Araki did this on purpose...

  • @cannonfodder4000
    @cannonfodder4000 9 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    43:23
    Just wanna say, I love that Guido's grading spells out abs, at the very same moment he's lifting his shirt to show off his abs.

  • @oniglock
    @oniglock 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    TH-cam is NOT the same without you guys. I really do miss yall. Damn...

  • @fireboykez
    @fireboykez 8 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    "So look what happens-"
    *Game shuts off*

    • @Shiratto
      @Shiratto 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Exactly Okuyasu erased the match!

  • @bennytrinh7228
    @bennytrinh7228 8 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    I'm glad Matt eventually got to love the Jojo's.

  • @crazyinsane500
    @crazyinsane500 10 ปีที่แล้ว +148

    There's a stand named Gold Fortune who is just a fortune cookie. If you open it up and look at it, it tells you a message so personal and frightening that you just become totally comatose.
    So they beat Gold Fortune by sending out Avdal to break him open, but because Avdal doesn't understand English he was able to defeat Gold Fortune.

    • @MrTheDecoy
      @MrTheDecoy 10 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      thats the best, i havent watched jojo yet, but this is the kind of hilarity thatd make me.

    • @crazyinsane500
      @crazyinsane500 10 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      MrTheDecoy In like the fourth episode of the Jojo anime they fight a monkey who's stand is an entire boat.
      You can make up BS and it'll turn out to be totally true in Jojo.

    • @fallenlogan
      @fallenlogan 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I can't wait to see it animated if it does

    • @Cobalt163
      @Cobalt163 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Which part is Gold Fortune in?

    • @OldIronJohnson
      @OldIronJohnson 10 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      crazyinsane500 I'm only gonna get hype once they fight a hallucinating zombie man with a priest for a brother whose stand is an entire apartment.

  • @DrunkenCoward1
    @DrunkenCoward1 10 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    17:20
    Alessy isn't a pedophile, he's just a coward who likes to pick on people who are weaker than him. In the manga he asked a child who bumped him quite nicely what his name was, and if his parents were around. As soon as he said "No" Alessy got creepy and said, that he can beat him up, if no adults are around.
    It was never shown, that he is a pedophile, he's just a very sick individual.

    • @theoneandonlymichaelmccormick
      @theoneandonlymichaelmccormick 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      The Drunken Coward Ah, so he isn’t a pedophile, just a child murderer.
      That’s...better?

    • @mryoyo1237
      @mryoyo1237 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@theoneandonlymichaelmccormick i suppose it's better because atleast the child won't have to live with the trauma but it's still almost equally as horrid

    • @GrayD_Fox
      @GrayD_Fox 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He doesn’t do anything pedophilish at all so it’s strange where Woolie got such an idea

    • @BigBoy257
      @BigBoy257 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@GrayD_Fox I guess just cuz he’s creepy with children

    • @user-ue8il6jx3b
      @user-ue8il6jx3b 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@GrayD_Fox probably because polnaref is naked for way too much of that episode. I can see how Woolie got those vibes

  • @TYGERthaGOD
    @TYGERthaGOD 9 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    Woolies stand: No Pies For You. It steals pies, and resembles blanka

    • @kmsproductions9572
      @kmsproductions9572 9 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      And kills that one guy.

    • @deltaknight2764
      @deltaknight2764 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Better, it creates pies with any flavor, *ANY.* *FLAVOR.*

    • @deltaknight2764
      @deltaknight2764 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      In that it can make pies with living black widows in it and pies that is mercury-filled.

  • @SupermewX300
    @SupermewX300 9 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    As an episodic opponent in Stardust Crusaders, my Stand would be Can't Break Thru (for lack of any remaining tarot cards). The stand would be stuck to my body, just above my skin, and hardly visible. Its power would protect me from the attack of any stand, and the main characters would spend half an episode throwing their stands at me to no effect. Eventually, Jotaro realises that, even though I am totally protected from Stands, a human cannot attack a stand, and therefore it offers no protection against non-stand attacks. So Jotaro challenges me to a regular-ass fist fight and beats me.

    • @willywitchdoctor
      @willywitchdoctor 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      SupermewX300 stands can attack people tho so technically it could defend against it

    • @SupermewX300
      @SupermewX300 9 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Sarcastic Sailaway Even if that's the case, I wouldn't have very much control of it, and my stand would instinctively let human attacks pass through. Anyway, its power only protects against stands. Even if it could by hut by a human, it wouldn't be long before it started taking damage, and by extension so would I.

    • @willywitchdoctor
      @willywitchdoctor 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      so i guess it can sense stands and only defends against them?

    • @michaelrobinson6059
      @michaelrobinson6059 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +SupermewX300 That's like combining that electric tower with that one that's attached to your back.
      ...Fuckin part 4 is the best.

    • @mrlinkthe1337
      @mrlinkthe1337 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      My stand is called "Chop suey!" and it's a extremely precise sniper rifle with the power to zoom in through anything including walls and ground.
      I would probably put up a bit of trouble until they find a way to distract me and sneak up behind me (probably kakyoin or jotaro)

  • @hitxmark404
    @hitxmark404 8 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    Speed Wagon is totally a playable character in Jojo's Eyes of Heaven which is coming to the West this summer. *poses*

    • @WATCHEDTHETHING
      @WATCHEDTHETHING 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      hehe i already have it. but it took me half an hour to understand what was going on

  • @Tuskor130
    @Tuskor130 8 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Man, the game isn't cursed. That's just Nijimura's attack. He deleted the game's memory of where it was and the game reset.

  • @Invader_Rin13
    @Invader_Rin13 10 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    JOJO! I'm so glad I got into it, thank you SBF for introducing me to such a great series!

    • @Invader_Rin13
      @Invader_Rin13 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Snivy036 Hell yeah. Haven't completely caught up, just started part 7(?). The one with the race across America.

    • @binarynightmare
      @binarynightmare 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I second this! I checked it out on their gushing love and now I'm fabulous and manly.

    • @NARATO0
      @NARATO0 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      That makes two of us :)

    • @ChrisBardow
      @ChrisBardow 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Been on a Huge JOJO kick in part thanks to these guys

    • @zexaduelist19channel
      @zexaduelist19channel 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      they got me on to JOJO as well and I love it

  • @judeofford
    @judeofford 9 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    This is an old video, but if we doing stands...
    Stand Name: 「Misery Business」
    Destructive Power: C
    Speed: C
    Range: D
    Durability: C
    Precision: A
    Development Potential: D
    Misery Business can, upon touch, change the speed/velocity that an object is moving at. It can bring any moving object to a complete halt, or make a non-moving object shoot off in the desired direction. (the speed of this varies with weight: it can bring very small objects to the velocity of a bullet, but cannot increase a persons speed enough to cause any major injuries) This ability is unable to affect other stands, but can affect users.
    This power can be used in a number of interesting ways. Random objects can be used as projectiles, the user can be sped up to quickly move a long distance, bullets fall harmlessly to the ground as soon as they touch Misery Business, punches appear to do nothing because the force behind them stops upon contact, enemies can be launched away, and as long as contact is maintained enemies can be completely frozen.

    • @thundervolt9764
      @thundervolt9764 9 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Spooksy Stand Name: *Fragile* Power: E Speed: C Range: B Durability: C Precision: A
      Fragile takes the form of three oval mirrors. The mirrors are indestructible, and can float freely in the air. Any attack on Fragile's reflection will reflect the force. At any point, the mirrors can change the reflection to that of a different mirror, creating a portal between them. The reflection cannot change if there is a solid object touching or passing through Fragile.
      Fragile makes for a near perfect defense, and a mirror can swoop by while the user sticks a melee weapon through. It does have a similar weakness to cream, needing to leave itself open periodically for surveying to make sure the enemy is dead.

    • @thundervolt9764
      @thundervolt9764 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ThunderVolt Jack Darn it TH-cam, why won't you *enter* properly!

    • @DigitalVomitTV
      @DigitalVomitTV 9 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Spooksy Stand Name: Blur
      Destructive Power: B
      Speed: A
      Range: C
      Durability: C
      Precision: B
      Development Potential: D
      Blur can choose an opponent at the will of the user to use it's power on. Blur decelerates the opponent's vision to see exactly 3 seconds behind what happens in real life.
      The 3 seconds gives a lot of power to the user to play with their opponent and confuse them in battle. An example would be when they look at the user in their delayed vision, the user could talk at different place around the opponent.
      A downside to this stand is that if the opponent knows where the stand or user is, they can easily bring them down. Particularly the stand, because it's very weak.

    • @SirPawsies
      @SirPawsies 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Spooksy This is basically Kraft Work

    • @DexterasVI
      @DexterasVI 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Spooksy
      Stand Name: Master of Puppets
      Destructive Power - C
      Speed - B
      Range - D
      Durability - C
      Precision - B
      Development Potential - A
      Puppet Master: Has the ability to replace someones shadow and gives me full control of their movements, actions, and speech. (Speech can be used by just forming words with the lips, like if I intend to say something all I have to do is think of what I want them to say and mouth those words. They also cannot speak freely unless I lose control of the head. As for movement I just use Master of Puppets so I myself would not have to move.)
      I can use this power to make an escape as to freeze them in place until I have left the effective range or recall the stand.
      Cloak: Has the ability to cover me in itself making me appear as solid darkness and can allow me to stalk targets at night.
      Unless in use as my cloak Master of Puppets has the appearance of a human shadow.
      Can travel from one shadow of a target to another as long as the shadows connect at some point.
      Cannot be harmed unless it is the user being harmed.
      Downside would be that what ever part of Master of Puppets touches another shadow would lose control of that limb of the person currently controlled. (Example: Can't control someone at night unless light is near by or the same if in a dark room. But is perfect for secondary ability)
      Also, as to controlling speech I would need to have my mouth hidden as to not be seen by someone who would be searching for me.
      An easy give away is that I will lose my shadow and therefore not cast one.(If they realized this they just need to look for someone without their shadow)
      Another downside would be of how to control them which is I have to overlap Master of Puppets with their shadow and have to say within a close perimeter of the target. (10 meters)
      Final downside: Can only control one target at a time.

  • @HiImKeithTG
    @HiImKeithTG 10 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    My stand would be called A Day to Remember and it would cause people to forget how to fight for a brief period of time.

  • @JacobVonRoker
    @JacobVonRoker 10 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    if you think about, a battle between two stand users through the eyes of a non stand users would just be two big guys dancing around and HOLY SHIT DID THAT GUY'S BLOOD IS EVERYWHERE

  • @DrunkenCoward1
    @DrunkenCoward1 10 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    It makes me angry/sad, that they never used/landed an GHA/ultimate super. The game is only half as good without using the GHA. Those are fucking SICK.
    Especially Josuke 4's his GHA is HYPE.

    • @DrunkenCoward1
      @DrunkenCoward1 10 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      A-and when they do Okuyasu's GHA which is absolutely hilarious at the end they kick the PS3 and restart it. WHAT IS EVEN?
      God. I still loved it. But you should replay this, when you know a little more about the movesets. That would be awesome. Do it for the JoJo.

    • @kuroiaima
      @kuroiaima 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      they are noobs, can't you see it?

    • @KittyLover9000Z
      @KittyLover9000Z 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      kuroi_aima They played the japanese version and landed some GHAs.....

    • @scotthuang1433
      @scotthuang1433 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      but that's not their main issue with ASB, it's the frame rate.
      Even if they do the GHA, without a decent system and running at a decent frame rate, I'd still compare it more closely to sometime like Evil Zone than a fighting game.

    • @DrunkenCoward1
      @DrunkenCoward1 10 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Scott Huang The GHA's are hype though. And that's what I meant. Especially Woolie would love them, since he knows stuff about the series.
      It's not about how the game runs. Even if the game were to run perfectly, the GHA's are THE main attraction of the game.

  • @CappuccinoSquid
    @CappuccinoSquid 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    22:22 I love how [Crazy Talk] is showing itself as Pat fails to accurately describe what it does here.

  • @CropCirclePictures
    @CropCirclePictures 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Liam: I hope they re-release this on PS4…
    Pat: THAT’LL NEVER HAPPEN.
    Are you sure about that lol

    • @hugehuman1
      @hugehuman1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Another example of Crazy Talk's far-reaching power

  • @AFlyingTaco1
    @AFlyingTaco1 9 ปีที่แล้ว +360

    To anyone who hasn't watched Jojo yet - STOP WATCHING THIS AND GO FUCKING WATCH JOJO. It is literally the hypest shit. They fight vampires, a god, the sun, an orangutan, an evil baby, a car, and more dumb bullshit that gets better as time goes on.
    That is all.

    • @alecbaldwin5627
      @alecbaldwin5627 9 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Or......read the manga

    • @gkkk2735
      @gkkk2735 9 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Dont forget where the fuck is mickey mouse

    • @LordKKM
      @LordKKM 9 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      AFlyingTaco1 >go watch jojo
      why would you do this instead of telling them to go read it

    • @MeltedSherbert
      @MeltedSherbert 9 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Hey polnareff remember the time I fought a boat

    • @SupermewX300
      @SupermewX300 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The KKM Because the manga doesn't have music.

  • @Musicedge88
    @Musicedge88 10 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Good thing pat came up with a stand that already exist in part 5. Talking heads does the samething. If he read the manga he would know that.

    • @TheNecrotimer
      @TheNecrotimer 10 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      True, but Pat did say that his stand would cause people to fight one another because they couldn't understand each other, so maybe its more of a mix of Talking Heads (part 5) and Survivor (part 6).

    • @SilenceForbidden
      @SilenceForbidden 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ***** I was thinking Persona 4 Arena storyline

    • @OldIronJohnson
      @OldIronJohnson 10 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Pat's stand is basically Portuguese, at least in context of the TBFP.

    • @Musicedge88
      @Musicedge88 10 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Pat's stand is pretty much not reading the manga.

  • @NARATO0
    @NARATO0 10 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I just want to say thanks zaibatsu for getting me into the JOJO series. I known about it but never got to watch it till you guys always hyped it up in your podcasts for a few weeks so i marathoned the whole series and now up to date on stardust .THANK YOU VERY MUCH !

  • @FunkyGhost37
    @FunkyGhost37 10 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    I like how, even in a game, King Crimson still doesn't really show how it works.
    It just does.

  • @MeisterVQ
    @MeisterVQ 10 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Thank you Zaibatsu for JoJo I never would have found out how amazing it is if not for you guys!

  • @swifttiger
    @swifttiger 9 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    I wish this was on steam

    • @RKNELIAS
      @RKNELIAS 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      +swifttiger You can use Fightcade tho.

    • @Victor-Soria
      @Victor-Soria 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      +Libe Jenkins An official port would be nice, though.

  • @Tuschi17
    @Tuschi17 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Sweet! I watched all of Part 1, 2 and as far as possible in Stardust Crusaders this week just because you guys were so hype about it. I'd actually consider myself a Jojo fan now :] Great timing for this video!

  • @DuelistKoi93
    @DuelistKoi93 10 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I was expecting a regular Friday Night Fisticuffs, but it was HIM! DIO!

  • @SteelBallRun1890
    @SteelBallRun1890 10 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    Aww should've let Matt used Funny Valentine, I feel like he's more American than Johnny.

    • @tubbymanification
      @tubbymanification 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Oh my Pillar Men... I was super hoping you'd comment here! What are your feelings on their hype-ass gameplay of the HYPEST games on the face of the planet?!

    • @maladjustedBlaze
      @maladjustedBlaze 10 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Yeah, I realized that immediately after telling him to pick Johnny.

    • @SteelBallRun1890
      @SteelBallRun1890 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      tubbymanification
      Of course I'd be here! I was waiting for them to play these two games ever since Fisticuff started! The Capcom game was fun but as Woolie would know the ASB one is more enjoyable if you knew who the fighters were and what their gigs are.

    • @BaldurOverlord
      @BaldurOverlord 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Woolie M Well yeah you fucked up, and never use Diavolo or Davie Bowie
      anyways hoping for some thoughts and progess reading the manga in the podcast

    • @JC-ky6mp
      @JC-ky6mp 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He's more american than america to the point that the country is no longer named america, but named the United States of Valentine. He has a scar on his back in the shape of stars and stripes. He uses an american flag to teleport into other dimensions in order to bring out an army of himself. He out crazies Nicholas Cage! He may not have stolen the declaration of independence, but he almost had sex with a 14 year old girl on the table the declaration of independence was written on!

  • @DeimionWolf
    @DeimionWolf 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Of COURSE Woolie would pick Petshop!!
    It bothers me in the anime, Kakyoin is able to paint people, specifically Jojo, hurt him by painting it so, and they never bring it up ever again despite it being the COOLEST THING HE CAN DO

  • @itsmeaustinitsmeaustinitwa725
    @itsmeaustinitsmeaustinitwa725 10 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    YOU THOUGHT IT WAS, DIO? BUT NO, IT WAS ME, AUSTIN! IT WAS ME, ALL ALONG, AUSTIN!

  • @mattskirble6845
    @mattskirble6845 9 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    SONO CHI NO SADAME JJJJJJJJJJJOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO JJJJJJJJOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    • @colegilliam2379
      @colegilliam2379 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Matt skirble no its
      SO NO CHI NO SADAME
      JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOJO

    • @Comkill117
      @Comkill117 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jojo, jojo.

  • @blitzkriegdragon013
    @blitzkriegdragon013 10 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I remember when I first read Stone Ocean, I really liked it, then I saw the ending and got really sad and pissed off and felt like all my time reading the past six parts were a complete waste. Thanks Araki!

  • @kami12kaze87
    @kami12kaze87 9 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Ah yes, Duwang! I got so damned confused when it was Duwang in one chapter, then Morioh in the next. That said, I think it marks the moment when the Bizaare turned into the Bizaarely Dark, what with the Hand Fetish and all that.
    ALSO: FABULOUS!!!
    ALSO: The eye lasers aren't actually eye lasers but body fluid ejected through the pupils at extremely high speeds. That's how cool Dio is.

    • @Th3SmartAlec
      @Th3SmartAlec 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Huey Santiago So he's Metal Gear Ray?

  • @NovaCrackers
    @NovaCrackers 8 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    I'm so butthurt HD isn't on PSN anymore,

    • @MommaAerith
      @MommaAerith 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same :(

    • @fireboykez
      @fireboykez 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It's the fuckin worst since now I have to resort to MUGEN to recreate it

    • @KazzKobb
      @KazzKobb 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I found the physical game but damn its so expensive

    • @NovaCrackers
      @NovaCrackers 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Kaz Kobb Yeah, I was going to get the Dreamcast or PS1 version and they tripled in price since the last time I checked. And they were already expensive.

    • @NovaCrackers
      @NovaCrackers 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ***** That's true.

  • @gobstopped1657
    @gobstopped1657 8 ปีที่แล้ว +149

    "pulsating red sexual energy"

    • @PwnageofNoobs
      @PwnageofNoobs 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      How do you work?!

    • @gobstopped1657
      @gobstopped1657 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Arthur Bradshaw pulsating red sexual energy.

    • @PwnageofNoobs
      @PwnageofNoobs 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +King Crimson and why do you always looked so pissed all the time

    • @gobstopped1657
      @gobstopped1657 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      +Arthur Bradshaw lack of sexual energy

    • @PwnageofNoobs
      @PwnageofNoobs 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      +King Crimson seems legit.

  • @li-limandragon9287
    @li-limandragon9287 8 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    BYE BYE JOJO

    • @jusa297
      @jusa297 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I know this comment is 2 years old... but it's
      GOODBYE JOJO, not BYE BYE JOJO.
      Thanks for understanding.

    • @supersayinggogeta6994
      @supersayinggogeta6994 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jojo will never die

    • @jusa297
      @jusa297 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@supersayinggogeta6994 except for Jonathan. And Jotaro. And Joseph.

    • @supersayinggogeta6994
      @supersayinggogeta6994 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      A Derp ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡ °) or josuke

    • @mirtaabreu7124
      @mirtaabreu7124 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      BYE BYE BEST FRIENDS

  • @yougetnobread
    @yougetnobread 10 ปีที่แล้ว +224

    So when are you guys going to play a game that your good at.

    • @superbestfriendsplay
      @superbestfriendsplay  10 ปีที่แล้ว +586

      We haven't done that yet, so no point in starting now.

    • @Bourikii2992
      @Bourikii2992 9 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      yougetnobread The Zaibatsu good at games? What's next world peace?

    • @duelverse8410
      @duelverse8410 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Con Cahill you can go fuck yourself

    • @TKZhyon
      @TKZhyon 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      +Duel Verse wow that was oddly vicious

    • @dante4981
      @dante4981 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Duel Verse SHUT YOU FREKING MOUTH! OK?

  • @genuinesaucy
    @genuinesaucy 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Greatest little thing about Johnny is how he gets on his horse, by just using the Spin to backward-somersault up its neck, and at the end it gives him a bro-boostie into the saddle and he's ready to goddamn rock. So fucking cool.

  • @JeedyJay
    @JeedyJay 10 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I watched some buddies play this many years ago. Iggi vs. Petshop was one of the first matches they did. Things got salty pretty quick.
    "You can't juggle a bird! It'd just fly away! This is bullshit!"

  • @jjj7790
    @jjj7790 10 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    My stand would be called ABBA and it would just makes things sparkle.
    You got a shirt? Disco fucking fever. You got a car? That shit's going on a red carpet. You wanna go to work? Fuck it, this skyscraper's got bling.
    Useless stands are the best stands.

  • @JasonSanCrazy
    @JasonSanCrazy 8 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    but why the fuck didnt anyone pick Whammu tho!?!?

    • @Solqueen86
      @Solqueen86 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Cus he's just like Q from Street Fighter
      Cheap

    • @heefmvc
      @heefmvc 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Solqueen86 How is Q cheap?

    • @Solqueen86
      @Solqueen86 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Vergil is OP
      Exploding crotch combos for days

  • @Mech610
    @Mech610 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Why has no one combined Vince McMahon with Dio yet?
    "It was me, Austin! It was me, Dio!"

  • @Aps3FanBoy
    @Aps3FanBoy 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This series has the best godamn intro ever it makes me feel so welcome and hype to watch the vid

  • @quinnheppe2959
    @quinnheppe2959 10 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I cant wait for someone to start drawing you guys with your stands or a animated thing of you guys with them.

  • @acicon
    @acicon 10 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Copious amounts of Woolie lies in this video.

  • @RosiePosie-el3lj
    @RosiePosie-el3lj 8 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    "Walleyes is from Steel ball Run" Woolie is compulsively uninformed.

    • @tenworms
      @tenworms 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      It's his stand ability.

    • @ZanathKariashi
      @ZanathKariashi 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      same universe....and probably Jonathan's fault somehow, but not from Part 7 itself.

    • @PlayboiCommie
      @PlayboiCommie 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Woolie is a liar like Giorno

  • @RinInABin
    @RinInABin 8 ปีที่แล้ว +653

    Prove Joseph isn't the best JoJo.
    Protip: You can't.

    • @johnnyjoestar3449
      @johnnyjoestar3449 8 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      "RUUUN SMOKEEEH"

    • @jv9ufxcy
      @jv9ufxcy 8 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      +Rin in a bin Josuke exists

    • @RinInABin
      @RinInABin 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      +jv9ufxcy Which one?

    • @jv9ufxcy
      @jv9ufxcy 8 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      +Rin in a bin Both :^)

    • @salvatration3704
      @salvatration3704 8 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      He cheated on his wife. I think Jolyne is better.

  • @5p00ki
    @5p00ki 10 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I think Woolie was under the influence of Pat's stand every time he tried to drop JoJo knowledge.

    • @Artista_Frustrado
      @Artista_Frustrado 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      i think all the videos are work of Pat's stand

  • @NatethanialG
    @NatethanialG 10 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    The problem with putting the mask in the ocean is that something non-human might magically get it because the Mask doesn't give a fuck.
    A shark that doesn't have to deal with physics and reality would be a bitch.

  • @SaviorGabriel
    @SaviorGabriel 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    My Stand would be called Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm just because that song title needs a reference in JoJo.

  • @MysticalMagnus
    @MysticalMagnus 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    They could not have timed this more perfectly. I only recently finished watching all of the current 2012 Jojo episodes so now I can FINALLY pick up on their references.

  • @EvilRyuGuy
    @EvilRyuGuy 10 ปีที่แล้ว +390

    It's such a fucking sin that Stroheim isn't in this game. I bet they got scared that some moral guardian was gonna have a hissy bitch fit about a nazi not depicted in a exclusively negative light.

    • @MysticalMagnus
      @MysticalMagnus 10 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      "German fighting game characters are the best in the world!"
      Seriously though, I understand it's focused more toward the 1980's characters, but FUCKING VON STROHEIM!

    • @MainManJaggi
      @MainManJaggi 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Probably the same kinds of people who are against the John Steinbeck book The Moon Is Down for the same reason.

    • @megakila14
      @megakila14 10 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      it's because he wasn't that big a character and had few panels with him doing anything. there's a video showing where all of diavlos moves and lines come from and they are literally all from the panels in the manga

    • @rugalb98
      @rugalb98 10 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Stoheim's in the game, he helps you in random events during campaign mode. While searching for a boss you might get the phrase "German science is the best!", in which case Stroheim appears to do 30% of the boss/avatar's health bar before you start the fight.
      He even gets voice lines as well.

    • @EvilRyuGuy
      @EvilRyuGuy 10 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      jaffrosheep
      Not much worse than Lisa Lisa in that aspect, and yet there she is.

  • @jdog45ify
    @jdog45ify 10 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    I was literally just listening to Stand Proud when this popped in my sub box

    • @NARATO0
      @NARATO0 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      i never heard of "walk like a egyptian" till stardust crusaders anime. the jojo seris is a great way for people to listen to old good music and of course the Japanese openings are always great. so no chi no sadamai for the win !

    • @Migglecraft
      @Migglecraft 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      I literally downloaded the demo for JJBA ASB like an hour ago, played it, and when I checked my subs, this was here.

    • @Siepher83
      @Siepher83 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      NARATO0 So true, you should see the comments for Roundabout, it's almost heart warming to see all the Jojo love.

  • @acdenton5726
    @acdenton5726 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Fun Fact: The Vanilla Ice voice actor in heritage for the future arcade game came back to voice him in the anime.

  • @GanguroKonata
    @GanguroKonata 10 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Remember that time Cars became a God and had to be punched into space to be stopped?

    • @Gento70
      @Gento70 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Remember that time Cars became a good guy, returned to earth, convinced Killer Queen to abandon Kira, and consecutively used Bites the Dust to return to the original universe?

    • @malcomalexander9437
      @malcomalexander9437 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mr. Soulife Jorge Joestar is not canon.

    • @Gento70
      @Gento70 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Malcom Alexander I know but it's so insane, or you could say, bizarre, that I love it.

    • @SunyataManji
      @SunyataManji 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      By a seventeen years old british man? Yeah good times

  • @beanie7965
    @beanie7965 10 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    God I'd love them to do a video on the Berserk games, like going through all of them in one video *like to promote hype content*

  • @RobertoftheNerds
    @RobertoftheNerds 10 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I'm super ready for false JoJo information to be talked about.

    • @Ristwach
      @Ristwach 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      For the most part, it's fine. No where near the shitstorm from last time.
      My biggest gripe now is them not knowing the motions for moves, which is to be expected (they're not pros). PB Dio is a rekka character like Fei Long. Instead you just see Pat get bodied by Brokuyasu.

    • @RobertoftheNerds
      @RobertoftheNerds 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Liger 00 Jäger
      I think the only major goof they had was them calling Hol/Geil better than Hol/Oingo. That, and calling Iggy broken.

    • @maladjustedBlaze
      @maladjustedBlaze 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Liger 00 Jäger From the number of comments you're dropping, I can see that you're one of the meticulous ones - I appreciate the not going total apeshit over details, nuzlocke style. Sorry for not getting everything perfectly, I'm going on memory. That being said, please don't be that guy.

    • @RobertoftheNerds
      @RobertoftheNerds 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Woolie M
      Woolie, what's your favorite Part 5 Gangstar?
      I gotta know.

    • @maladjustedBlaze
      @maladjustedBlaze 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      RobertoftheNerds If you pay attention to this video, you might find out!
      ..
      Mista.

  • @koover
    @koover 10 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    >not reading based DUWANG
    Jesus christ pat, do you even get a feel so complicated?

    • @GrassSaint33
      @GrassSaint33 10 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      ABAJ

    • @WaaveLvl0
      @WaaveLvl0 10 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I feel you!
      I feel you deeply!
      Your feeling I can feel deeply!

    • @Kurikazu
      @Kurikazu 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      koover steals? No dignity!

    • @ZaWarubro
      @ZaWarubro 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Don't mind me, just an esplorer passing by.

  • @CrimsonFace
    @CrimsonFace 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    That stand that causes contradictions actually exists in Part 5. You just haven't got around to it. It's hilarious. Poor Narancia.

    • @KevlarCaviar
      @KevlarCaviar 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      The RPG Square - T A L U K I N G H E A D Z U

  • @robohobo22
    @robohobo22 10 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    At the end when they said "Now look what happens", I thought the character erased the game.

    • @nexviper
      @nexviper 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yep that's what I was thinking too.

  • @thehungrynunusvids
    @thehungrynunusvids 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    How is there not a speedwagon narrating everything going on as it happens while balling his eyes out?

  • @GNRandSTP911
    @GNRandSTP911 10 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    My Stand would be Poison Heart. It'd enable me to enter people's dreams and fuck with their heads, planting hypnotic suggestions, keeping them awake to tire them, or reading their memories and learning their secrets. The only downside is that the Stand is incapable of killing and the affected individual whose dreams I'm entering can eject the Stand if they become aware that they're dreaming.

    • @gaminggoddess85
      @gaminggoddess85 10 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      That sounds sort of like DeathXIII crossed with Heaven's Door.

    • @GNRandSTP911
      @GNRandSTP911 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah. I've been told.

    • @DrunkenCoward1
      @DrunkenCoward1 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I was reading that and was like "Oh, great no weaknesses, what is this, Dragonball Z", but the downside's are actually pretty good.
      Although "keeping them awake to tire them" seems to be a weakness, or rather, not really useful, since that would mean, that the Stand would stop working.

    • @GNRandSTP911
      @GNRandSTP911 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That's... A very good point actually. Can't believe that didn't occur to me.

    • @kyzichanyo
      @kyzichanyo 10 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      my stand would be cunt destroyer, it has the power to kill everyone forever when i move my pinky

  • @pmw1993
    @pmw1993 10 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    A new episode of JoJo: Stardust Crusaders and then this in the same day? Fuckin' hype.

    • @gaminggoddess85
      @gaminggoddess85 10 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I can't believe they censored Jotaro lighting up a cigarette. I gueeeeess I can understand why they had to change the Captain Tennille imposter's name though.

    • @NARATO0
      @NARATO0 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      The censoring is really starting to piss me off. It almost makes not want to watch it and just wait for the uncensored blue ray releases...ALMOST

    • @BlueScarabGuy
      @BlueScarabGuy 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      ***** You're not the only one. I'm Jotaro's age (probably a little older than him, actually), and I wish I looked like that.

    • @gaminggoddess85
      @gaminggoddess85 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      ***** He looked even older in the second OVA...

    • @melvin5096
      @melvin5096 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      *****
      Because the OVA's are old as hell? Even Dio looked like he was kinda late 30s into 40 in it, lol. And he's permanently at like 24.

  • @nemo1387
    @nemo1387 10 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Pat: Talk Talk
    Matt: Dropkick Murphy
    Fixed.

  • @sawysauce1256
    @sawysauce1256 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Nearly 5 years ago this video was my first exposure to what would very soon become one of my favorite fictional tales of all time.

  • @ArchArturo
    @ArchArturo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Matt: “We’re coming back to what destroyed the channel”.
    David Cage: “Oh you Sweet Summer Child”.

  • @waylon8346
    @waylon8346 8 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    My stand would be Ninja Sex Party, and its power would be to have a book that it writes two names on each page. The pages alternate between making those two people want to fall in love with each other and wanting to kill each other. After the book runs out of pages, the user dies.

    • @JacOfArts
      @JacOfArts 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why do I think it's like the Heaven's Door stand?

    • @stitches1110
      @stitches1110 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +Jack “The Ripper” Sanchez more like a weird death note

    • @MrTheil
      @MrTheil 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +stitches1110 one that involves romance

  • @Longboarder420brah
    @Longboarder420brah 10 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    So I'm gonna get ripped apart for this I know but, whats the source material for the first game? an anime? a comic? It seems really fuckin cool and what i picked up of the lore from their commentary im really interested.

    • @rainingcomplete3018
      @rainingcomplete3018 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      These Pretzels Are Making Me Thirsty They are the exact same series pretty much, and it’s a manga. Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure.

  • @LinkAlmightyCDC
    @LinkAlmightyCDC 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Listening to Woolie try to rub it in that he knows more than Pat, only to get everything wrong as usual, is hilarious.

  • @xalexander
    @xalexander 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The more I hear you guys talk about JoJo, the more interested I am. I'm watching the ongoing anime, but I want MORE.

    • @livingmaulana
      @livingmaulana 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Just read the manga, read it from part 1 so you can experience the evolution of araki's drawing style

  • @WDSimp
    @WDSimp 10 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    The Hand erased the game. Fear The Hand.

  • @garrettoliva5154
    @garrettoliva5154 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    One of my favorite parts about Araki is that he takes the stupidest shit and makes it work.
    Araki: AND THEN DIO SHOT HIM SPACE RIPPER STINGY EYES!"
    What?! That's stupid and impossible, even for A vampire!
    Araki: Well technically- *explains it in long detail*
    Well nvm I guess, shit that's actually really smart.

  • @Kaalcite
    @Kaalcite 10 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I came up with stands for these guys once (all based on references to them). No names though.
    Pat’s I came up with from the time he said “I thought it felt like butterflies caressing my naked body”, but I also wanted to make it as fiery as his hair, so the butterflies could melt anything they land on. There would be a main one, which is the actual stand (and would appear as a different color), but destroying any other ones would result in a grenade-like explosion.
    For Matt’s, I got inspiration from the Bear Grylls video. It would be a snake-armed alligator that can shoot bees at you. The bees would emit a powerful tranquilizer upon stinging you.
    Wollies would of course have the ability “Woolie hole”, which would be able to create portals, but he could create an exit portal any amount of time after something enters the entry portal.
    Liam’s was hard to think of, but I eventually came up with something relatable to how much of an otaku he is (much more than the other three). Its ability would be “notice me senpai”, and it could do anything between making him completely unnoticeable and making him the center of attention.

    • @matilyn_rf
      @matilyn_rf 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Woolie's hole is just Vanilla Ice's stand :P

    • @Kaalcite
      @Kaalcite 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mrgoodwil I haven't read that much of the manga, so I don't really know.

    • @rainingcomplete3018
      @rainingcomplete3018 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@matilyn_rf more like Sticky Fingers tbh

    • @matilyn_rf
      @matilyn_rf ปีที่แล้ว

      @@rainingcomplete3018 holy shit that was such an old comment, lmao

    • @rainingcomplete3018
      @rainingcomplete3018 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@matilyn_rf Aha! You have fallen victim to my Stand, 「Player」!

  • @Nostroman_Praetor
    @Nostroman_Praetor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Crazy Talk actually makes what Pat is saying absolutely incorrect and him saying what Crazy Talk does is an example of it

  • @Toxivello
    @Toxivello 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    8 years later, JoJo All Star Battle R is coming out in a month.

  • @DrunkenCoward1
    @DrunkenCoward1 10 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    This is EXACTLY what I asked for. I love guys. In the most homoerotic way.

    • @arakos4890
      @arakos4890 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You're not alone! XD

  • @Etherwinter
    @Etherwinter 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "This is where you fall down"
    AND BLEED TO DEATH
    YOU MOVE LIKE A PREGNANT COW
    I'VE FOUGHT MUDCRABS MORE FEARSOME THAN YOU

  • @sinsoftheswamp8346
    @sinsoftheswamp8346 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    IM BACK AFTER 3 YEAR AND NOW I KNOW WHAT JOJO IS

  • @SakuraStardust
    @SakuraStardust 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I fucking LOVE that the Rerorerorero panel is on the fucking start screen XD

    • @8bitdiedie
      @8bitdiedie 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I watched one of your vids once and now you kept showing up on the comments all these videos I watching, so I was like "fuck it" and subscribed. It's destiny.

  • @PepsiMan666
    @PepsiMan666 10 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Since flawed yet fun anime fighters aren't off the table I have a suggestion for you all.
    I feel the need to request it since I'm sure it's not in the cards for a number of reasons but I feel it's worth the effort.
    The game in question is Super Dragon Ball Z for the PS2. Now hear me out, as opposed to the majority of other DBZ fighters it's actual an SF style fighter on a 3D plane. It was headed by a former Capcom employee who worked on SF, Darkstalkers and more. So its likely the most competent on a technical level DBZ fighter.
    However, there is a pretty deep investment to go the most of it. Not just the extra characters that need to be unlocked, but also the customization system. It was truly unique where two the same characters could have different supers or effects that can be enabled. From Trunks having a laser sword or samurai sword to Freeza using a kamehameha. It came out during the fighting game limbo period before SFIV came out so I hope a hidden gem like it could have a bigger spotlight put on it.
    Or don't, I'm not your mother.

    • @melvin5096
      @melvin5096 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The problem is fisticuffs is just showing the game off and playing it raw. Like when you take a game to your friends house but you're the only one who really knows how to play.
      That would take more than just one episode I feel.

  • @CaptainDoomsday
    @CaptainDoomsday 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Crazy Talk: Origins
    Note that Pat was certain of Crazy Talk's power, but was wrong.

  • @DancingSword
    @DancingSword 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I'd name my stand after the Nekrogoblikon song, Bears. The effect is bears. Become a bear, hide as teddybear. Confusion and panic. And bears.

  • @PrimeTF
    @PrimeTF 10 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    54:29 You thought I was fun, but it was ME, DIO!

    • @PrimeTF
      @PrimeTF 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      :D

    • @TMcKeon408
      @TMcKeon408 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      DIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

    • @DalianaV
      @DalianaV 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ***** WWWRRRRRYYYYY!!!!

    • @MrIronWar
      @MrIronWar 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Violent Sparkle MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA

    • @mwstudios11
      @mwstudios11 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      MrIronWar ROADA ROLLERA DA!

  • @sansfromcoolmathgames
    @sansfromcoolmathgames 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I came back to rewatch this video after watching the first and second season of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure (currently waiting for the 15th ep. of Stardust Crusaders to come out), and WOW I understand so much now.

  • @jreut09
    @jreut09 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    I don't know jack about fighting games yet I find this very entertaining. Friday night fisticuffs has to be mo favorite series from the best friends zaibatsu. Good job guys!

  • @IbeCosmic
    @IbeCosmic 10 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Space Ripper Stingy Eyes is the best technique.

    • @Ristwach
      @Ristwach 10 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      It really isn't... It's unsafe. Now the Joestar secret technique is the best technique in the world!

    • @IbeCosmic
      @IbeCosmic 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Liger 00 Jäger Do you mean...XXX?

    • @Ristwach
      @Ristwach 10 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Abe
      Shhhh. It's a secret! D:

    • @SCCmovies
      @SCCmovies 10 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Liger 00 Jäger Liger, do you mean THAT technique?

    • @SeiunnoKonpaku
      @SeiunnoKonpaku 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Excellent choice, Mr. President.