Lyrics!!! A single slice Or maybe two bruce It might of been nice But even you bruce Have got to admit That between you and it There's not alot of difference in size He can't He can bruce He surely can't he surely can't You are the man bruce He might explode He's quite elastic He's going to blow make him stop Hes fantastic Look at him go I can't watch Bruce You'll never again subject to abuse For you're amense caboose She'll call a truce Bruce With every swallow you are tightening the noose We never thought it was possible But here it is coming true We can have our cake and eat it too The time has come to put that tummely tum to use No excuse Bruce Let out your belt I think you'll wnat your trousers loose OOOOooooOoOOOO stuff it in Bruce You're almost finished Bruce You'll fit it in Whatever you do just don't give in Don't let her win Come on bruce be our hero Cover yourself in chocolate glory Rrrrrrrrr Rrrrrrrrr
LYRICSSS Words: (0:07) Trunchbull: What's the matter, Bogtrotter? Lost your appetite? Bruce: Well, yes. I'm full- Trunchbull: I will tell you when you are full, and I say the criminals like you are not full until you have eaten the entire cake! Bruce: But! Trunchbull: No buts, eat. Miss Honey: Headmistress, he'll be sick! Trunchbull: He should've thought of that before he decided to steal my cake. Trunchbull: Eat.. Lavender: He can't! Trunchbull: Eat! Nigel: He might explode! Trunchbull: Eat! Lyrics: (0:33) Kids: A single slice or even two, Bruce, might've been nice, but even you , Bruce have to admit between you and it, there's not a lot of difference in size he can't! he can! he surely can't, he surely can't! you are the man Bruce! he might explode! He's quite elastic he's going to blow, make him stop he's fantastic, look at him go! I can't watch! BRUCE! You'll never again be subject to abuse, for your immense caboose. She'll call a truce, Bruce! With every swallow you are tightening the noose. We never thought it was possible! But here it is, coming true! We can have our cake and eat it too! The time has come to put that tumbly tum to use! No excuse, Bruce. Let out your belt, I think you'll want your trousers loose. Ooh, Stuff it in! Bruce! You're almost finished! Bruce! You'll fit it in, whatever you do, just don't give in! Don't let her win! Come on Bruce, be our hero. Cover yourself in chocolate glory! Ah! ____________ Ah! ____________ Ah! _____________ Ah! _________________________________
I got Miss Honey, but her story is really sad. She reminds me of myself honestly. She focuses on making others smile more then herself. Pretty sad, but I hope you all have a lovely day!!
@@YT-ohiorizz nice!! i got mrs. phelps personally and he got bruce, then another one of my best friends got lavender and another got amanda.. i have too many friends xD
@@emzy9890 Bro I bet you probably have never gotten a main role in a play 💀 And Alice is one of the eight kids who have solo lines. Maybe not a main, but at least a supporting character. ;-;
@@youwillneverguess9317oh dude that’s so cool! Considering my production is happening A LOT it makes more sense for us to use a fake one, also we have a no food in auditorium rule probably because of messes and our school is REALLY REALLY old and ya know, we have the occasional mouse or two
The PCSB All County Musical of Matilda cast presents "Matilda Jr." on June 7th at 7:00 PM, and on June 8th at 2:00 PM and 7:00 PM at Davenport High School, Florida. We hope to see you there!
I’m Mrs Phelps, one of the background moms AND a big kid, The role of Mrs Phelps is actually a great one and I don’t understand why many people don’t go for it, if i’m honest.
I got lavender brown, I'm very happy with it, I'm excited as we have just fished learning one song dance(school song) and it was amazing to di and learn.
Gower Middle School - 04-26-24 - Matilda, Jr. Cast - 2024 Spring Musical Christina Verros - Matilda W. Alena Lupo - Tina Nehir Pinar - Amanda Rylie Holtz - Hortensia Husaina Raja - Alice Andrey Atanassov - Nigel Wes Benning - Eric Layan Sunbulli - Lavender Alexander Nigro - Michael W. Lucas Hernandez-Rahman - Bruce Big Kids Ensemble #1 - Cheyenne Saucedo Big Kids Ensemble #2 - Insiyah Raja Big Kids Ensemble #3: Kendall Sheri Anna Martic - Mrs. Wormwood Hank Scheri - Mr. Wormwood Ashley Pionke - Mrs. Honey Patrick Thomas - Ms. Trunchbull Drithi Naudu - Mrs. Phelps Dylan Bominio - Rudolpho Caroline Zobrast - Acrobats Sofia-Marie - Cook Russians - Andrew Kalatheevitil, Patrick Kozicki, Tim Jankowski Parents Ensemble: Constantine Gofis, Migle Bloviescius, Aubree Hupp Rosales, Omar Nassar, Chloe Herrera Kevin Neubert - Engaged Learning Technologist Sarah LaVallee - Musical Play Choreographer Jennifer Brinkley - Music Director We hope you enjoy our 2024 spring musical play this year @ 7:00p.m. and we'll make sure everybody has good behavior at this evening performance! Let parents or guests know what time this rehearsal/performance ends! Ends at 8:15p.m.CDT!
I’m Amanda !!! This play has given me so much courage to sing infront of people and I have no problem with doing it now. I’ve made so many new friends and people who will stick with me for a long time. Just last year I was doing Annie, and was casted as an ensemble and was in about 4 scenes in total. I didn’t want to sing at all last year and only wanted to do acting. But once we started the experience I realized theater altogether is amazing, so when I signed up for camp this year I was glad to be singing, acting, and dancing. I’m in almost every scene and the most important part is I’m having fun !! The play is in 3 days! Edit: The play was amazing!! We performed it twice and honestly I’m going to miss all the memories we made in Matilda, and excited for the new ones we will make next year !
Helppp bc i have only a week to learn the lyrics and choreography to those song…so while everyone has an off day a Monday the cast has to come in and rehearse 😢
Dude I play the cook in the play, and I just had to stand there while everyone gets all the fun cuz I have literally NO speaking or singing lines as that character (But I am also Sergei so at least I get at least a few songs)
SINCE WHEN DOES SERGEI HAVE SONGS. i'm sergei and if it weren't for me being a dad I wouldn't have to go to any practices until next thursday (that's when we practice the scene i'm in)
Oof the Bruce in the performance we’re doing will have a fake cake that looks real there will be a bit of real cake so he looks like he’s eating, and he’ll get rid of the fake cake with out anyone noticing so it looks like he ate it
@@N30N.uk. You're so lucky u got to know that straight away! Whe, the set arrived, we got the same sort of thing, except someone went to the shop and bought be some chocolate sauce for when I went down just so it looked realistic! It was so stressful trying to clean up for when i grow up as well...
I don’t mean this in a “feel bad” kind of way but, I think ensemble is a HUGE part of the show. Everyone in a show is a big part, Without ensemble a musical would be nothing. I don’t think that being ensemble is something to be sad about. You were brave enough to audition and get on stage and sing. I wish you and show nothing but the best!❤❤
Hey fellow Matilda cast members
From miss honey haha
Hello from Hortensia
Hi from Nigel
Hi from Rudolpho
Hi from a Dad 😭
I am in Matilda Jr and I play Rudolpho and I am in need of this song for the Bruce dance, so happy to see so many others doing Matilda! 📚
We just had our show last month! Went off without a hitch!
My class is doing a Matilda play
I got Matilda in mine! ( just preformed at it went great good luck to everyone else preforming! )
AYYYY ANOTHER RUDOLPHO
@@Speedococo we had our last show on Sunday and it was amazing
I'm not gonna lie it's almost impossible to not laugh when you first hear it but it's even harder with the dancing 🤣🤣🤣
0:33 is when the singing starts if anyone’s listening on loop for practice 💕
Hello fellow matilda Jr stay 😊
why are stays everywhere 😂
@@lucy__abi *stray kids everywhere all around the world*
you can't escape us :>
@@lyv.laughlove thats so reallllll always find them in the oddest places tbf
I play Miss Honey in Matilda and ive been jamming to this soundtrack for hours😅
Same I’m miss honey and this is my fave song from it
I'm miss honey too, it's so fun!!!
I'm playing Matilda in the show in just two days, so thank you for being so helpful!
Hope it went well :)
I am playing Mr. Wormwood and this has helped our production so much thanks!
I'm in the play too and I play Alice. It's really nice to hear that there are more people are doing this play too! :D
I’m Alice in my production of it ❤
Me too, I’m Alice aswell
Ayyy I’m Alice too :)
@@aliie_may143 Hey Alice's! Unfortunately, I had to quit because of the fact that I got a concussion due to the stunt we were doing :(
@@Kasumi_Officaloh- are you ok? hope you are fine by now
I am ensemble in Matilda jr and need to swing this because we are recording the all the songs because a pro is coming to my school
For what school
Same
samee
I’m acrobat and young kid
Hello matilda cast, I play a dad, a big kid, the mechanic and sergei 😁
Lyrics!!!
A single slice
Or maybe two bruce
It might of been nice
But even you bruce
Have got to admit
That between you and it
There's not alot of difference in size
He can't
He can bruce
He surely can't he surely can't
You are the man bruce
He might explode
He's quite elastic
He's going to blow make him stop
Hes fantastic
Look at him go
I can't watch
Bruce
You'll never again subject to abuse
For you're amense caboose
She'll call a truce
Bruce
With every swallow you are tightening the noose
We never thought it was possible
But here it is coming true
We can have our cake and eat it too
The time has come to put that tummely tum to use
No excuse
Bruce
Let out your belt I think you'll wnat your trousers loose
OOOOooooOoOOOO stuff it in
Bruce
You're almost finished
Bruce
You'll fit it in
Whatever you do just don't give in
Don't let her win
Come on bruce be our hero
Cover yourself in chocolate glory
Rrrrrrrrr
Rrrrrrrrr
I’m backstage and we have to sing so it adds more voices to the scenes and Istg thank you so much bro I don’t have the script book or lyrics 😭😭
Thank you for this I couldn't find the junior version on google and it was really convenient :)
LYRICSSS
Words: (0:07)
Trunchbull: What's the matter, Bogtrotter? Lost your appetite?
Bruce: Well, yes. I'm full-
Trunchbull: I will tell you when you are full, and I say the criminals like you are not full until you have eaten the entire cake!
Bruce: But!
Trunchbull: No buts, eat.
Miss Honey: Headmistress, he'll be sick!
Trunchbull: He should've thought of that before he decided to steal my cake.
Trunchbull: Eat..
Lavender: He can't!
Trunchbull: Eat!
Nigel: He might explode!
Trunchbull: Eat!
Lyrics: (0:33)
Kids: A single slice
or even two, Bruce,
might've been nice,
but even you , Bruce
have to admit
between you and it,
there's not a lot of difference in size
he can't!
he can!
he surely can't, he surely can't!
you are the man Bruce!
he might explode!
He's quite elastic
he's going to blow, make him stop
he's fantastic, look at him go!
I can't watch!
BRUCE!
You'll never again be subject to abuse,
for your immense caboose.
She'll call a truce, Bruce!
With every swallow you are tightening the noose.
We never thought it was possible!
But here it is, coming true!
We can have our cake and eat it too!
The time has come to put that tumbly tum to use!
No excuse, Bruce.
Let out your belt, I think you'll want your trousers loose.
Ooh,
Stuff it in!
Bruce!
You're almost finished!
Bruce!
You'll fit it in,
whatever you do, just don't give in!
Don't let her win!
Come on Bruce, be our hero.
Cover yourself in chocolate glory!
Ah! ____________
Ah! ____________
Ah! _____________
Ah! _________________________________
Not me doing the choreography to it💀💀 also ty I was gonna go search up the script and look at the lyrics
I got Miss Honey, but her story is really sad. She reminds me of myself
honestly. She focuses on making others smile more then herself. Pretty
sad, but I hope you all have a lovely day!!
I got miss honey too!!!
Same! She reminds me a lot of myself which makes me even happier that I got her
I GOT MISS. HONEY TOOO
I also got miss honey
OMG so am I
I’m Bruce and I’m super happy that I get to eat some cake and this is really exciting for me. I love this.❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
one of my best friends got bruce!
same!
@@jellybeanlegos_wcue same!
@@YT-ohiorizz nice!! i got mrs. phelps personally and he got bruce, then another one of my best friends got lavender and another got amanda.. i have too many friends xD
Bruh I just got matilda in the musical I'm so pumped!
Nice!!
Thanks Sammy Castro. This helps me practice cause I'm in to play with my drama group and I'm Matilda.
I'm Matilda in a play currently too!😊
I got Alice (one of the main kids) in my school’s production of Matilda Jr, I’m here to try and learn the songs in advance and get ahead. 😊
Same ❤
Alice isn’t a main hun
@@emzy9890 tell the casting ppl that bc that’s what they said, I didn’t think she was but that’s what the casting directors said
@@emzy9890 Bro I bet you probably have never gotten a main role in a play 💀 And Alice is one of the eight kids who have solo lines. Maybe not a main, but at least a supporting character. ;-;
I got Alice too, and the casting director told me she was a main kid with short lines.
im in the play as matilda and this is probably one of my favorite songs in the entire soundtrack
Same!
I'm doing Matilda JR I'm big kid 1 and this song is amazing.
I’m playing bruce in my schools musical, even tho I’m the skinniest boy in the grade lol
same!!
same lol
The person playing bruce is a redhead girl 4 me
bro we are literally in the same boat right now😂
recently had someone tell me they didn’t get how i could be bruce because i’m a pole LMFAO
Im in this and I play Bruce lol!
im the cook💀
SAME! We are using a real cake in our production and I’m so excited to see it lol
“LET HIM COOK!”
@@youwillneverguess9317oh dude that’s so cool! Considering my production is happening A LOT it makes more sense for us to use a fake one, also we have a no food in auditorium rule probably because of messes and our school is REALLY REALLY old and ya know, we have the occasional mouse or two
I’M A FRIEND OF MATILDA IN THIS PRODUCTION 😎😎😎
Same 😎
Same lol
The Matilda in our production is my cousin, and I am Lavender
ayyy i’m lavender too! but matilda is a random 6th grader lol
@@alexharris3019 Oh no, I mean that I knew the Matilda in this cast, I did do Matilda over the summer though! I was Matilda haha
0:59 I love this part
0:29 starts
0:33 kids start
0:47 "he cant" "He can"
1:01 kids unionize again
1:35 Verse 3
POV you put this song on repeat b/c you don't know it and your play is in 2 weeks😳
The PCSB All County Musical of Matilda cast presents "Matilda Jr." on June 7th at 7:00 PM, and on June 8th at 2:00 PM and 7:00 PM at Davenport High School, Florida. We hope to see you there!
OMG IM DOING MINE AT THE SAME DAYS AS YOU BUT INSTEAD WE’RE IN ENGLAND
I am Miss Honey in the musical! ^^
same
Cooooool I’m the Trunchbull🫣
any miss honeys have to sing this off stage during this song 😭😭
Oop, my friend is miss honey meanwhile, I’m Alice (school kid)
I’m Mrs Phelps, one of the background moms AND a big kid, The role of Mrs Phelps is actually a great one and I don’t understand why many people don’t go for it, if i’m honest.
My school Is doing Matilda jr and I’m all those things too! Any tips for her role?
@@moechii4169 Well, definitely act slightly childish and always extremely interested in what Matilda has to say and I think you’ll do just fine! :)
@@harlequinromance thank you! This is really helpful
@@moechii4169 Aw, your welcome!
I'm Mrs Phelps too
Where my fellow Matilda’s at?
I’m playing Michael wormwood and the escapologist in a Matilda
I’m on the stage crew for Matilda
What’s your favorite song? Mine is Telly
Personally, either this one or revolting. Both of them are so much fun to sing :D
Ikr
My favorite is school song
Revolting children or school song cuz I lead revolting children and solo school song
Hortensia has arrived!
I'm hortensia too
Trunchball here 💕
0:28 Singing starts
I play Bruce in my show and surprisingly, I don’t really like chocolate 😂
This song is our audition song and we love it
WHY IS THERE NO LOUD?.?
loud isn't in matilda jr :)
I got lavender brown, I'm very happy with it, I'm excited as we have just fished learning one song dance(school song) and it was amazing to di and learn.
Lavender's last name isn't brown though
i learnt the hard way that lavender brown is someone from harry potter lol
My class is performing for Matilda the musical and I’m Hortensia! I’m so excited!
I’m Mrs Phelps and it is awesome to see my Mrs Phelps gang in the comments
we have to march through the crowd in this song and im actually so nervous -cast member
Gower Middle School - 04-26-24 - Matilda, Jr. Cast - 2024 Spring Musical
Christina Verros - Matilda W.
Alena Lupo - Tina
Nehir Pinar - Amanda
Rylie Holtz - Hortensia
Husaina Raja - Alice
Andrey Atanassov - Nigel
Wes Benning - Eric
Layan Sunbulli - Lavender
Alexander Nigro - Michael W.
Lucas Hernandez-Rahman - Bruce
Big Kids Ensemble #1 - Cheyenne Saucedo
Big Kids Ensemble #2 - Insiyah Raja
Big Kids Ensemble #3: Kendall Sheri
Anna Martic - Mrs. Wormwood
Hank Scheri - Mr. Wormwood
Ashley Pionke - Mrs. Honey
Patrick Thomas - Ms. Trunchbull
Drithi Naudu - Mrs. Phelps
Dylan Bominio - Rudolpho
Caroline Zobrast - Acrobats
Sofia-Marie - Cook
Russians - Andrew Kalatheevitil, Patrick Kozicki, Tim Jankowski
Parents Ensemble: Constantine Gofis, Migle Bloviescius, Aubree Hupp Rosales, Omar Nassar, Chloe Herrera
Kevin Neubert - Engaged Learning Technologist
Sarah LaVallee - Musical Play Choreographer
Jennifer Brinkley - Music Director
We hope you enjoy our 2024 spring musical play this year @ 7:00p.m. and we'll make sure everybody has good behavior at this evening performance! Let parents or guests know what time this rehearsal/performance ends! Ends at 8:15p.m.CDT!
I’m Amanda !!! This play has given me so much courage to sing infront of people and I have no problem with doing it now. I’ve made so many new friends and people who will stick with me for a long time. Just last year I was doing Annie, and was casted as an ensemble and was in about 4 scenes in total. I didn’t want to sing at all last year and only wanted to do acting. But once we started the experience I realized theater altogether is amazing, so when I signed up for camp this year I was glad to be singing, acting, and dancing. I’m in almost every scene and the most important part is I’m having fun !! The play is in 3 days!
Edit: The play was amazing!! We performed it twice and honestly I’m going to miss all the memories we made in Matilda, and excited for the new ones we will make next year !
I was Amanda too:) it's truly an amazing experience isn't it
The first time I listened to this to try learn the lyrics I started wheezing at immense caboose 😭
I'm Bruce!!!!!!!!!!
heyyy it’s lavender here
Same :D
same ✌️
I’M MATILDA 🎉🎉❤
THANK YOU!!!!
Helppp bc i have only a week to learn the lyrics and choreography to those song…so while everyone has an off day a Monday the cast has to come in and rehearse 😢
Oof, mines in 7 days- excluding weekends, the first performance atleast…
im doing my show tomorrow and the day after, its been rally fun so far ^^
“What’s the matter, Bogtrotter? Lost your appetite?”
I play Amanda Thripp and i love my parts AND this song!
I remember that part when Mrs Trenchbull throws Amanda by her pigtails 🤣🤣
That is so good I’m doing a production of it
I got Nigel!!!!! :)
Omg same
i have nigel do you have any tips
@@makingNoisewithNoise I when for the approach at being the always nervous kind of school kid when I played Nigel.
SAME
I'm Bruce 💀
WIAIT HAZBIN PFP?
Also I’m Alice lmao
I already did the play we finished may 27 was the last show and I’m sad because it was really fun!
I am Amanda in the school play just practicing this song😅❤
Oop. I’m Alice lol I stand near Amanda a lot lmao
Amazing
i'm the head of the hair/make up/costume group and i just finished designing his costume!
I have to learn the lyrics of this for homework in drama TvT
Dude I play the cook in the play, and I just had to stand there while everyone gets all the fun cuz I have literally NO speaking or singing lines as that character
(But I am also Sergei so at least I get at least a few songs)
I’m the cook aswell. I’m also a mother and an older child lol. But I do get to sing Bruce as the cook
SINCE WHEN DOES SERGEI HAVE SONGS. i'm sergei and if it weren't for me being a dad I wouldn't have to go to any practices until next thursday (that's when we practice the scene i'm in)
I am Miss Honey for my Matilda show 😄
RIP bruce
Y’all are so lucky 😭 Im a big kid, Dad and classmate
I'm nigel little kid
@@squishyocean9835 Nigel was my kid lol
Ahha
Lol I’m trunchball and I have to sing all the big kid and parent also alphabet stuff
I got Matilda in the play!
I get to know my role soon ill tell you what i got! : )
what did u get
I'm Amanda thripp in the musical UK the one that gets chucked 😂
Is it just me or do a lot of kids get in trouble like Bruce Nigel Matilda Amanda Eric and lavender get into some sort of trouble 🤣
I get to chuck you 😂
I got Mrs trunchbull I’m currently trying to get my timing right for ‘eat’ 😭🙏
I got Bruce 😬🤭💕
I’m on my mom’s phone but I got Matilda!!!!!!!!
I am trunchbull and it has given me coarse watching this
I am playing Tommy it’s not a big role but I’m happy with it
What’s the matter bogTrotter lost your appetite? Well, yes I’m full.
i am playing nigel i love this song
I got lavender!
Mr. Wormwood here has a crush on our bruce 💀🤌
That.sounds wrong LAMO
uhhhhhhhhhhh
what
Alice in da house
also to the cast of Matilda can you ask if Matilda the musical can come to Adelaide
And I don't think I'm in your play. I'm in theatre gems.
Me looking for my cast-mates in the comments: 🔍👀
IM DOING THAT TOO-
Im doing this play rn playing Bruce, and I have to eat the actual cake- I dont even like chocolate cake! Wish me luck, ither way
No way i’m also playing bruce but i don’t have to actually eat a actual cake lol
Oof the Bruce in the performance we’re doing will have a fake cake that looks real there will be a bit of real cake so he looks like he’s eating, and he’ll get rid of the fake cake with out anyone noticing so it looks like he ate it
@@N30N.uk. You're so lucky u got to know that straight away! Whe, the set arrived, we got the same sort of thing, except someone went to the shop and bought be some chocolate sauce for when I went down just so it looked realistic! It was so stressful trying to clean up for when i grow up as well...
@@archieadams7438 Oop. My performance is in 6 days so I haven’t done it yet but have everything perfected
I'm tommy
Nice!^^ im Alice another school kid lmao
Hi I'm Rudolpho
0:32
Hehe so am I
hi im 10 and i play matilda in my drama school!
I got the cook 💪💪
Has anyone played with spotlight
I'm lavender in Matilda at my school
I wish it can be in lyrics
I’m mrs wormwood (:
Im in matilda as well Im Tommy
I’m in this and I’m ensemble
I am matilda
I’m miss honey big kid acrobat and mum my shows r this week today tomorrow and Friday
Hello I an matilda having the show soon nervous
(in Australia)
Im in the play as well but sadly im ensemble.
I don’t mean this in a “feel bad” kind of way but, I think ensemble is a HUGE part of the show. Everyone in a show is a big part, Without ensemble a musical would be nothing. I don’t think that being ensemble is something to be sad about. You were brave enough to audition and get on stage and sing. I wish you and show nothing but the best!❤❤
Oof, I choose to be Alice (not ensemble but still a side character)
She’s a school kid btw