Clarke and Dawe - The War in Iraq. Not the Previous One. The Current One.

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  • "Roger Wilco. Pilot with the Tax Dept." Originally aired on ABC TV: 09/10/2014
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  • @D2A962
    @D2A962 4 ปีที่แล้ว +334

    "very important to get rid of them"
    '"yes good thing they weren't there wasn't it"
    "yes saved an awful lot of bother"

  • @CongestedPike
    @CongestedPike 6 ปีที่แล้ว +437

    "Can you be more specific?"
    "No, sorry Brian, I wasn't there. I mean, nobody quite knows what was going on in Syria."
    "Correct."

    • @qennen
      @qennen ปีที่แล้ว

      Correct.

  • @harryc5595
    @harryc5595 3 ปีที่แล้ว +200

    "Which countries are the worlds biggest arms exporters? "
    "The five permanent members of the UN security council"
    "Correct"

    • @danyoutube7491
      @danyoutube7491 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That was my favourite bit :)

  • @Henry-fd3et
    @Henry-fd3et 7 ปีที่แล้ว +184

    This is the greatest summation of American foreign policy I have ever seen in my life

    • @R2D6_10
      @R2D6_10 ปีที่แล้ว

      I mean... have you seen War Machine, or the Pentagon Wars? I cry because their true. Lol

  • @jackmiller8851
    @jackmiller8851 6 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    John Morrison Clarke - 29 July 1948 - 9 April 2017 - Rest in Peace you bloody legend. You are up there with Carlin.

  • @zolizizo8443
    @zolizizo8443 9 ปีที่แล้ว +450

    "no Iran and the west is enemies due to a fileing error" god damned choked on my coffe

    • @SteveHewittMusic
      @SteveHewittMusic 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      zoli zizo lol haha

    • @drowningindecimals
      @drowningindecimals 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Five years later and I just choked on my shrimp scampi at the same line. I paused the video, caught my breath, and scrolled down to find a comment referring to the that line.

    • @adnanramulic3098
      @adnanramulic3098 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@drowningindecimals able to elaborate on this as I for the life of me can not figure out what they are referring to?

    • @emz2969
      @emz2969 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@adnanramulic3098 I think it's a joke about how the West perceive Iran and Iraq as the same kind of country dispite there massive differences.

    • @davexb6595
      @davexb6595 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      @@adnanramulic3098 There isn't or at least there wasn't a good reason for the West to be enemies with Iran. Iranians are more culturally aligned with the west than the Arabs. The West supported and propped up the Sha of Iran who was a dictator. At that time Iran was pro West. The people dressed and acted western and wanted rights and democracy like the West. The West - mostly USA and Britain - supported this monarchy and dictatorship which they could control versus a democratic population. Cold war thinking versus promoting countries based on western values. The average well balanced person isn't the type to overthrow a dictatorship backed by the superpower of the USA in those decades. Fairly predictably, radical elements gained enough power to lead the insurrection against this dictatorship. These were radical Islamic elements. Which won by having a holy revolution.
      Then of course to stay in power they have to maintain a holy revolution. Which means always being under threat from the west. Or at least maintaining that narrative. A narrative which the USA has been eager to participate in. Sort of a self defeating foreign policy from the western point of view.
      There still isn't a coherent policy on this from the USA. A coherent policy would be strategy to support the Iranian people to purge themselves of the radical Islamic elements and become a prosperous and free multiparty democracy. There is no such plan from USA. USA's policy is Iran = bad.

  • @bittmanog
    @bittmanog 10 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    Love the Pilot Pile-it opening wordplay haha

  • @teenamilton4347
    @teenamilton4347 7 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    He's a pilot! Love it! Such tragic news today to learn of the passing of this very very funny man. Australian humor is so so dry and witty and John & Brian were brilliant masters of it. RIP John.

    • @danyoutube7491
      @danyoutube7491 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I'm English and just stumbled across this pair today, thanks to a mention of them in a short video about the front falling off a boat...it's sad to think I won't be seeing any new stuff from this humorous duo, but I'll gorge on whatever I can find of their work on TH-cam.

    • @michaelrothwell2988
      @michaelrothwell2988 ปีที่แล้ว

      OMG its the Pavlova discussion all over again. John Clarke is fortunately a New Zealander.

    • @peaceleader7315
      @peaceleader7315 ปีที่แล้ว

      And now I am a pilot of the Ukraine 🇺🇦 war.. hmmmm..😔

    • @elemenoQ
      @elemenoQ ปีที่แล้ว

      @@michaelrothwell2988 I'm a Kiwi and so was JC but he was part of the Australian comedy scene, that's undeniable mate

  • @lesselp
    @lesselp ปีที่แล้ว +22

    6 years later, the ticket for the dinner with Blair is still on ebay

  • @martinXY
    @martinXY 3 ปีที่แล้ว +158

    "I'm a pilot for the tax office."
    "Why do they need a pilot?"
    "Money comes in and we pile it."
    (Not quoted verbatim)

    • @annettetozer894
      @annettetozer894 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Thanks as I did not get the reference.

  • @vavo4902
    @vavo4902 7 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    "I'm just putting it on eBay Dave. Somebody will want it." Love these guys.

  • @37Dionysos
    @37Dionysos 9 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    It's bad when these are the only guys who make sense!

  • @UniversalPotentate
    @UniversalPotentate 10 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    If he wants more money, he should just say it's a Dinner for 2 and leave it at that.

  • @serialvapist5807
    @serialvapist5807 8 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    I don't know anything about the old one. No one really does. Got me

  • @theangryaustralian7624
    @theangryaustralian7624 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Omg that pilot joke had me in tears laughing loving your fellas humour

  • @Warriorking1963
    @Warriorking1963 10 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    He's a "pile it"!! Damned near fell off the chair when I heard that one!! :O)

  • @mononoke721
    @mononoke721 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "Iran and the West are enemies due to a filing error" - Summed up the geopolitical situation beautifully.

  • @DavidBrown-ok1rf
    @DavidBrown-ok1rf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Another absolute brilliant skit, love it, sad he is no longer with us, a great comic, RIP

  • @kurtminault8564
    @kurtminault8564 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I could watch these all day lololololol absolute gold

  • @howarduno1652
    @howarduno1652 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    "Just putting it on eBay Brian, someone will want it." Is that the definition of optimism, or bait in a psychopath trap?

  • @squashyhex9818
    @squashyhex9818 8 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    "Due to a filing error" XD

    • @HarashiKalou
      @HarashiKalou 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      didn't get that one

  • @AshleyGreerton
    @AshleyGreerton 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "I'm just putting it on E-Bay, Brian. Someone will want it." LOL

  • @matthewkeating5963
    @matthewkeating5963 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Just brilliant, sadly missed.

  • @thepinkplushie
    @thepinkplushie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "Turkey are fighting the Islamic State"
    In hindsight, truly no one did know what was going on in Syria, not even them xD

  • @NitroCharged
    @NitroCharged 10 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    Thank you both for calling Syria's Government a 'Government' and not a regime like the US likes to call any country's power that is not one of their puppets. :-)

    • @UniversalPotentate
      @UniversalPotentate 10 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Oh silly silly man. Syria's one of the US's puppets. The US just doesn't have their hand fully up that particular puppet's ass because Syria has no oil.

    • @D64nz
      @D64nz 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Actually it has a lot of oil, because it hasn't been able to export it for so long.

    • @jackshyt4
      @jackshyt4 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Well it is a regime.. "a government, especially an authoritarian one".... Dictatorship? ---- Check. Oppression? ------ Check... Authoritative? ------- Check..

  • @timjenkins7019
    @timjenkins7019 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I LOVE THESE GUYS!

  • @UserName-br5zu
    @UserName-br5zu ปีที่แล้ว +4

    “Good thing they weren’t there, wasn’t it?”

  • @greebo7857
    @greebo7857 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Imagine what these two could do in the current situation???

    • @maria_09876
      @maria_09876 ปีที่แล้ว

      They’d be locked down.

  • @fives.
    @fives. 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    This was incredibly well done

  • @boob72
    @boob72 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    That last ebay gag at the end, slew me...

    • @jackeastwestern4573
      @jackeastwestern4573 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      now someone has actually bought that voucher! Taiwan !!! lol

  • @stuffedgrubs
    @stuffedgrubs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    It's the tax office Brian
    We got money Brian it keeps coming in Brian. Indeed to move it Brian. Lots of money 🤣🤣🤣

  • @mlawren7
    @mlawren7 10 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Flying killer robots sweep
    the desert armed with thunderhead;
    Another four marines are dead,
    an IED destroyed their Jeep.
    Producing artificial limbs,
    a company outside Detroit
    sees it's share-price gain a point;
    The congregation turns to hymns.
    Another fifteen-thousand score
    of bombs are loosed, to no avail.
    As when the British could not sail
    past the fort at Baltimore.
    Unendowed with wit or talent,
    uninsured Republicans
    gather aluminium cans;
    they harden, and will not relent.
    Nestled on the mountain crests,
    mercenaries earn their pay;
    facing Mecca, children pray
    outfitted with explosive vests.
    Patriots are damned like spies,
    while elected heads-of-state
    naively-questioned, iterate
    their consummate and casual lies.

    • @jakovbrizic
      @jakovbrizic 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Michael Lawrence this is good. Who wrote it?

  • @victorespino5650
    @victorespino5650 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Enemies due to a filing error . Lol

  • @sirbillyclean
    @sirbillyclean 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    So good. Best in a while :)

  • @rongermanjr
    @rongermanjr 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    excellent work

  • @sarcasmo57
    @sarcasmo57 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Just as relevant today.

  • @JamesSpiller314159
    @JamesSpiller314159 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    ... and we thought the European wars were based on a roster of who was an enemy of whom at the time.

  • @rustytoo2499
    @rustytoo2499 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I miss John.

  • @SpencerThayer
    @SpencerThayer 9 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    "Filing error."Hilarious!

    • @tolli4919
      @tolli4919 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Spencer Thayer can you elaborate? I don't quite get what they ment with filing error

    • @TheMonthlyJack
      @TheMonthlyJack 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Tolli ! No ones sure why they hate each other. Or they don't want to talk about it.

    • @Ashcombeguy
      @Ashcombeguy 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +_ Nick _ America was after Iran's oil, and Iran hates America for it.

    • @winstonwithay1980
      @winstonwithay1980 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@tolli4919 I'm not sure, but I think the joke is since the difference between 'Iran' and 'Iraq' is only one letter, that potentially someone made the mistake of filing Iran as an enemy when they meant Iraq.

    • @motazfawzi2504
      @motazfawzi2504 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Put this in a comment
      I had to look for it to get the joke

  • @guileweaver1574
    @guileweaver1574 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Roger fucking Wilco !
    I'm dead 😂

  • @Neceros
    @Neceros 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Fucking geniuses

  • @paulgabolinscy2502
    @paulgabolinscy2502 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Roger Wilco

  • @kinsmed
    @kinsmed 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Reads a little like "Who's on First".

  • @DrBoB-xi9xq
    @DrBoB-xi9xq 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    If it walks like a duck and it quacks like a duck then the front fell off

  • @TheManLab7
    @TheManLab7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "No, nobody does Rodger" 😅

  • @numismatric
    @numismatric 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    It's been relisted 40,001 times now and still no takers, rumor has it Blair's gone Bush... ;)

  • @AdamBechtol
    @AdamBechtol 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    oh boy oh boy :p

  • @Celtic_Thylacine
    @Celtic_Thylacine ปีที่แล้ว

    Crazy how current so much of this still is. Syria, Islamic State, Turkey, Iraq.

  • @jaapaap123
    @jaapaap123 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Roger Wilco"
    Spaaaaace Quest!

  • @TinyFord1
    @TinyFord1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The expression “terribly well” has never made sense to me

  • @SixteenTonesStudio
    @SixteenTonesStudio 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    If you're going to argue, you must take up a contraty position.

  • @Ruthofpern
    @Ruthofpern 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    And the bids never went above 5 cents...

  • @markhoyle9432
    @markhoyle9432 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    John Clarke (alias Fred Dagg) is an "Aussie" only because the Aussies wont let you keep your New Zealand Citizenship if you want to LIVE in Australia. He is one of NZ's best comedians.

    • @chewygum1854
      @chewygum1854 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      You're allowed to study and work in Australia for as long as you like with NZ Citizenship. If you apply for permanent residency or Australian citizenship you are under no obligation to renounce your NZ citizenship.
      He's an Aussie because it was part of his identity. I'm sure he identified being a Kiwi too.

    • @Celtic_Thylacine
      @Celtic_Thylacine ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@chewygum1854 Quite right. The only exceptions are due to agreements with the other country or if you want to run for pulic office (though more than a few failed to follow that particular rule a while back - got themselves in a spot of bother). It used to also apply to entering the Police Force or armed services but I believe it no longer does.

  • @tomisthename10
    @tomisthename10 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Good thing they weren't there then was it?
    Yes saved quite the bit of bother

  • @Answer4canceR
    @Answer4canceR 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Correct.

  • @alanmeehan8956
    @alanmeehan8956 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    lol R.I.P FRED DAG😔

  • @femalehobbitwithhairyfeet
    @femalehobbitwithhairyfeet 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Roger Wilco... Are there any two words used more often by pilots? Hilarious. Lol

    • @fishyc150
      @fishyc150 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      And tank crews.
      "Roger" is "I have received your last transmission satisfactorily"
      "Wilco" is "i understand and will comply"

    • @TigruArdavi
      @TigruArdavi 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      another guy who used to play space quest 😆

  • @oliva77
    @oliva77 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    How do you value a dinner with Saint Tony? Is it the value of the meal and alcohol ("Just bring the bot... can we eat at the bar?") plus a Blair depreciator- the more he talks the greater the depreciation? Get separate checks, I have a feeling Tony will try to write off the entire cellar as a business expense.

  • @strato6049
    @strato6049 15 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    “And you pile it”😅

  • @exaltedselects
    @exaltedselects 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    amazing :))) agreed :)

  • @erbterb
    @erbterb 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Remember kids - it is all about saving lives! Covid, the Iraq wars, supporting then attacking the Ilamic state etcetera.
    That is some next level apparachik criminality, white collar and five star collab.

  • @billkingston4402
    @billkingston4402 ปีที่แล้ว

    Wonder how much on eBay ?

  • @EdgyShooter
    @EdgyShooter 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Due to a filing error" 😂

  • @synsun1214
    @synsun1214 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Love this satire. Hate that it's so true.

  • @keaedz
    @keaedz 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    We were previously in Iraq? I'm not sure these guys are telling the truth.

  • @JermirCaesar
    @JermirCaesar 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Is there a joke with "Roger Wilco"?

    • @Hadrexus
      @Hadrexus 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      It's military jargon. "Roger" = understood, "Wilco" = will comply.

    • @sigy4ever
      @sigy4ever 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Roger Wilco the Pile It!

    • @TigruArdavi
      @TigruArdavi 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      instantaneously had to think of Space Quest

  • @camranputerangi1270
    @camranputerangi1270 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    No sorry Brian I wasn’t there😂

  • @jamessmith84240
    @jamessmith84240 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hahahaha! hilarious! Also true

  • @flynnlivescmd
    @flynnlivescmd 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    "Good thing they weren't there." Aaaahahhaha yesa

  • @Fummy007
    @Fummy007 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Does he mean the 2003 Iraq War or the previous war?

    • @DuBstep115
      @DuBstep115 ปีที่แล้ว

      2003 was the old war and "new war" against the islamic state begins in 2014. But basically it's the same war ongoing from 1990s

  • @AaronHahnStudios
    @AaronHahnStudios ปีที่แล้ว

    He's a PILE IT! clever.

  • @dp5475
    @dp5475 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I swear, these guys...😂

  • @jackeastwestern4573
    @jackeastwestern4573 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Guess what! Taiwan bought that voucher!!! lol

  • @kayzeaza
    @kayzeaza 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hahah wait this is about the third Iraq war?

  • @thetruthchannel4634
    @thetruthchannel4634 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Corruption galore. Shopping at the mall was the best experience ever. For state senators and developers to make money, they need to do what was done in Bristol VA-TN. They padded the pockets of a pal that put up a place Called THE PINNACLE. And straight up the highway about 6 exits that started one that went belly up before it got a name. They send millions at the VA location busting rock for two solid years, then Cabellas announced that they were bankrupt. Do corporate accountants just wake up one day and figure out that they're broke?
    THe Pinnacle bought the Cabells and shut it down. Now, the locals mall went belly up just about the time he. Crooks announced building the Pinnacle. So in Virginia, we paid for nine acres of busting up rocks and likely it was our money that bought cabellas. Anaythibg ekse is socialism, just keep repeating that.
    Soon, stores at The Pinnacle. (That I said would do nothing but shut down the mall) are closing left and right and NOT because of Corona. In fact, these crooks had started another ripoff project just 11 miles away in Bones Creek and what stores thought they could stay alive, we're not allowed to leave the Pinnacle.
    Don't worry. Just the employees will suffer. The executives even got raises. Ron Ramsey was the Lt Vernon for 23 years. Now he is pushing through these huge ripoff with his al named Daniels. All they did was close the mall. A casino wants to buy the mall and open a casino and build a hotel.
    But the voters in the area don't like that gambling because of Jesus and all that, most corrupt area in the country after Huntvi.lle AL

  • @WAGinWNY
    @WAGinWNY 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Good one!!

  • @davidsh8727
    @davidsh8727 ปีที่แล้ว

    Test.

  • @MrBracci77
    @MrBracci77 ปีที่แล้ว

    So many quiet jokes

  • @daramaccarthy
    @daramaccarthy 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Pile it 😆

  • @cze33e
    @cze33e 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    lol, good thing the WMDs weren't there, saved a lot of bother.

  • @maxfelber444
    @maxfelber444 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    A pileot xD cause there are piles of money coming in ,xD

  • @asahmed1980
    @asahmed1980 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    😂

  • @ewoktheredcoat6587
    @ewoktheredcoat6587 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Isn’t this supposed to satire? 😂

  • @HazeGreyAndUnderway
    @HazeGreyAndUnderway 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "correct. correct. correct. correct." gets a bit annoying lol

    • @127ny
      @127ny 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      +Ron Swanson Correct!

  • @donpaterson4938
    @donpaterson4938 ปีที่แล้ว

    how sad but how true yet we sit and do nothing