People that are high don’t normally have eye bags under their eyes, depending on the type of drug. But yeah, when I first played this game I thought he got drunk and was watching Jack sleep, but he actually got no sleep because he was busy rigging one of the animatronics (in the radical/pure evil ending).
Me on a Monday in class when everyone see’s my tired appearance and not as good mental state. I move slow, think slow and start to ramble on about random topics and then stop. My mood shifts from one one to another. I try to smile but it’s just fake and it doesn’t look good when I have quite weightfull bags under my eyes. The twitching of my eye is constant, and I am rambling again aren’t I…
That moment when you're too tired to think about trying to sleep so you sit in your room with the lights on at 3 in the morning with a cup of really strong, sugary coffee while having this video on loop. Yes, I am very much the physical embodiment of stability in all meanings of the word.
This theme literally describes my situation after finally turning in a weekly assignment at 4:37 AM for the class in the morning. Can this man be any relatable than that?
This song is the best representation of when I'm up at 1 AM eating Mac N Cheese while everyone else is asleep, and i'm casually plotting how i would rule the world. Those are the moments where I feel like a villain in the making.
Why hello there, old sport. It's currently 11:36 at night, and I am listening to sleeplessdave theme, typing out a comment, in the 1st person POV of myself... Sportsy... Pull out your phone. ... ... Don't be shy... *whip it out* ... ... Nevermind... I'm too fuckin' tired for this shit. But I'm so damn excited at the same time. What do you mean "who am I"? I'm Dave! I'm purpl- Am I Dave? Sportsy... I think I'm having schizophrenia... I haven't slept for an entire over 12 hours, old sport! I should only be awake for nine! Shit, it's 11:39 now... I should get to bed. Sportsy, move over a bit, I'm hopping in next to ya. Only 20 minutes until midnight. ... ... Sportsy, if I sleep from 11:59 to 12:01, could I say I slept until the next morning? ... Yeah, I guess so. ... ... I should really get some sleep. The music just ended, Sportsy. It started Five minutes and sixteen seconds ago! But I'm too fuckin' awake now, old sport. ... ... Up for some poker? Me neither. Sportsy... I realized why I ain't purple. This is my alt account. ... ... You don't believe me? Ok then. Damn, 11:43, I really need fucking sleep. But I don't want to. Sportsy, ... ... ... ... Oh, sorry, I dozed off for a bit. What I was going to say is I'm restarting the video! Five more minutes of music! ... ... yay ... ... Time flies, y'know, Old Sport? What day is today again? May 8th, 2024, almost May 9th! ... Why is that important? ... ... *Kebabs* ... ... ... Sportsy, my schizophrenic comments are still going. Help. ... ... Damn, nobody. I'll try and keep the comment chain going until midnight, okay there, Sportsy? It's now 11:47, and my eyes cannot stay open any longer, Old Sport. This feels like a surreal dream, and a nightmare at the same time. Who am I kidding? I'm Dave Fucken' Miller! The Aubergine Man! Nightmares don't exist for me. Only the kiddies at Fazbenders. ... ... Oh Shit! 49 now! Only... Hold on... Damn, the video ended, again... Where was I? Oh, right! Oh, it's now 11:50! So I can easily deduct with my Eggplant brain that it will take... ... ... Sportsy, can you pull out your calculator? ... ... Let's see... 50, 51, 52, 53, 54, 55, 56, 57, 58, 59, 510... That doesn't seem right... Sportsy, can you help your ol' Aubergine man out? ... Oh, look at that! 11:52! Now 11:53! ... Sportsy... Seven minutes left? Damn, thought it was longer. ... How long is seven minutes? ... ... 420 seconds!? Nice. We(ed) should go to Vegas after this. Y'know? ... I can still drive a car, Sportsy... Just not legally. ... ... Ooh! Five minutes left! Get your watches, I'm restarting the video! ... ... *Kebabs* ... ... ... ... ... I feel so fuckin' stupid for doing this. And tired too. But mostly stupid. Mostly stupid. And tired. Maybe hungry. ... ... I can't wait to strangle kiddies again at Fazbenders tomorrow, Old Sport! ... It will be fun! Me and you! ... ... Three minutes left! Shit! That's awesome. ... ... Should I even comment this? Nobody's gonna make it to this part. ... ... Hey, person of whatever yoh want to be called, you're all awesome! Not as awesome as Kebabs though, or Old Sport. But still awesome. And if you really want to be special, comment "I ❤ Aubergine Man"... ... Oh! One minute left! Shit! Old Sport! Get ready to press comment! And DO NOT DELETE THE COMMENT! Or I will shove an eggplant up your urethra. ... Don't test me. IT'S 12:00! WOOOOO! VEGAS TIME! Good night, love you, Old Sport.
Sportsy... I just realized... One, I liked my own comment. Two, My birthday is in a few days! ... Oh, it's 12:04 by the way. Damn. Again, love you all! But J love Kebabs and Old Sport more!
The fact he looks like he hasn’t slept well the whole year and has that big ass smile in his face
literally just everyone during uni Junior year
@Zachary Davis am I going to die?
@Zachary Davis that's why Jack has no soul
@@Foam_Woa My story arc (real)
666 likes unholy satan thats rare
*dave wanted to go to vegas so badly he became an insomniac*
Yea
Mhm.
I am an insomniac and can confirm wanting to go to vegas makes you an insomniac
we welcome dave :)
yeah pretty much
Dave after working the nightshift be like:
Didnt know you worked them.
Yes
That sleepless stare might give me an acute sense of discomfort.
Yes
My Face After Working The Nightshift And Dayshift Be Like:
The fear I had when bro said ‘whip it out’ the first time I played DSaF is astonishing
SAME
Well go ahead, Sportsy!
WHIP. IT. OUT.
@@aubergineman3205
😨😨😨
@@aubergineman3205 That's what she said!
@@aubergineman3205 tHATS WHAT SHE SAID >:D
"Some call it drunk Dave's theme but I'm pretty sure that its called sleepless Dave's theme"
Dave is probably very much both
i mean, keep in mind that Fazbear Entertainment sent him to Las Vegas with a brick of cocaine for like a month
@@aviumcaravan what.
I am very much both
@@Dave-md6nq …. Enjoy your brick of cocaine
*he's passed out with multiple beer bottles next to him*
This perfectly describes me walking into school every morning.
its aslo my middle school rountine
Same
It reminds me of super Mario 64 not sure why
8 hours a day.
Yes.
This plays when I haven't slept for about a week
@ISABELLA MARCHESSEAULT indeed
No wonder this has been playing since school started...
The longest I ever stayed up without sleep was like 24hours almost when I couldn't sleep one day and had to sleep at 6am
You from that playlist as well?
All because my Fan broke and I had to sleep with my room in the Highest temperature possible in the summer
Don’t worry old sport I’ve just been standing there since 12 AM
Wait what-
Your profile sells it
@@oldsport4244 ah. Want some Malk?
@@Angychild you mean milk
I can get you a glass of *milk* of that's what you desire
*"This will not go unremembered. I'd sleep with one eye open tonight, Old Sport."*
your name perfectly fits with this comment
@@movedtoanotherchannel Thanks, I get that a lot.
@@NorthWestern1919 lol
Oh come on,
What's the worst that can happen-
Man murdered in home
I like how his theme changes depending on his current state
It's all fun and games till his theme switches to saxophones when he starts lovin
@@imranlovesmusic NO NO NO NO
@@tysonchicken5458
Y E S
@@imranlovesmusic HOW DARE YOU
@@imranlovesmusic sound the alarms
This is literally collage theme
Middle school through college*
Staying up til 1 writing an essay I procrastinated on for a week flashbacks
This man studied for a drug test and then uploaded all the answers to the internet. He took all the drugs so we don't have to. A true legend.
It was fun don’t worry bout it;)
Old sport, you know what time is it?
Its murder kiddins time!
Hey Look!, i found you harry!
Dave its 3 in the morning let me sleep-
its actually toddler strangling time, get it right lmao
Says while trying to not fall over.
yes
me replaying the entire dsaf series in one night
This is officially my theme.
-Person who hasn't gotten proper sleep in over a month
same
Welcome to the club
Why hello there old sport! I was standing here watching you sleep since 3am.
Dude why get some sleep-
I thought it was funny.
Well hello there dave what brings you here when I lacked both doors back and front
Window
My new alarm
Yes, old sport
I'ma have this as my alarm as well 🙂
Lol
Dave what are you doing in my house?
I see we have 2 handsome men here
Okay look, I really wanted to go to vegas with sportsy okay.
Hi there i understand. Wait....PURPLE GUY! WE MUST BE FRIEND
Btw I never get sleep...GEUSS IM NOCTURNAL🤣😂
Sleep first Dave 🔫
U doing ok dave?
Ur looking a little tired...
@@RoyalGriffin. - yea hes sleep deprived again
Haven't slept properly since november, can comfirm this plays in my head all the time.
Well hello there phoney
I may be late
_(as in very much)_
But I relate.
Yall say Dave looks drunk or sleepless. I say he looks high
People that are high don’t normally have eye bags under their eyes, depending on the type of drug. But yeah, when I first played this game I thought he got drunk and was watching Jack sleep, but he actually got no sleep because he was busy rigging one of the animatronics (in the radical/pure evil ending).
maybe hes all three?
@@ninten1305 also fairly evil ending
Agreed.
Nice Tord Plushie pfp
Miller The Insomniac.
Same T-T it’s probably why I stutter or I’m just dim cuz I stutter during every sentence and it never stops
He watched me sleep until 3 am yesterday
Me on a Monday in class when everyone see’s my tired appearance and not as good mental state.
I move slow, think slow and start to ramble on about random topics and then stop.
My mood shifts from one one to another.
I try to smile but it’s just fake and it doesn’t look good when I have quite weightfull bags under my eyes.
The twitching of my eye is constant, and
I am rambling again aren’t I…
No, no... continue lol
that happens to me all the time
oh i should mention that i sleep for like uuuh...7 hours or less...
@@Mensmoocher but the tokens... I NEED THEM
@@icaruus7 luck y i only get six
I fall asleep neer 3 or 4 in the morning
Fun fact: If you slow Dave's DSaF 1 theme enough, You're able to get this theme.
And a Severn purple guy 6 in one night
Fun fact: dave is one of many favourites in the game btw vagus
Also well hello there dave
This the music that follows me when it's the morning
That moment when you're too tired to think about trying to sleep so you sit in your room with the lights on at 3 in the morning with a cup of really strong, sugary coffee while having this video on loop.
Yes, I am very much the physical embodiment of stability in all meanings of the word.
Stop calling me out
“I haven’t slept in a month and look at me! I’m glowing!”
Yessir
the laughs are 100 percent daves sleep paralysis demons laughing
yea
obv the fat iguana is one of dave's sleep paralysis demon
Nah. He IS the sleep paralysis demons.
Hehe
@@Sleepless_dave Shi-
"Don't worry, old sport. I was just staying awake all night just watching you sleep peacefully- i mean what"
As a person who hasn't got good sleep this is exactly how it sounds like.
I feel if people had "situation themes" most people would be hearing this.
-I am not an exception.-
I feel like this is what plays when I get to school at 7am Running on 2 hours of sleep and half a can of monster energy
Why hello there, playlist maker. Love your playlists btw
I love your playlists :D
Hearing this theme scared the shit out of me when playing. I was like, "Dave, wtf?! Get the fuck out of my house o_o"
Hehe..
C'moon, sportsy!
Lets call Scott Cawthon.
"Don't worry, Sportsy. *This is far from the first time I've seen your bedroom."*
I've been here since about 4am
@@TheWelshExperience"..
.CHRIST-"
*Y e S. oLd sPoRt.*
As of now... Im stuck with a flip-phoney
Lol...
This phone sucks ngl.
:/
Welp at least i can listen to this vibe of a song _ meaning that im gratefull
Haha
Dave is sleep deprived again.. oh god.....
SHHHHHHHHHH It’s time sleep
This is my theme right now and like 72% of time
nevermind it's 86% of the time
well
my theme is propably dave's theme on kazoo, this and the good ol' classic dave's devilish ditty
this is my theme 98% of the damn time
Love playing this at 2x speed and just saying, "Heh, Suffer Dave."
The first time i played this game i was like, "COME ON DAVE,GO SLEEP IN MY BED EHEHE" but after this i was like,dave dont sleep on my bed nooooo
it ain't gay is he said no homo
*the rock eyebrow raise*
What kind of fucking monstrosity is gonna come out of that
*hole*
"Well hello there old sport"
Ayo
Sleepless Dave is canonically way more of a menace than Henry or Evil Jack
Old sport! Don't worry! I've only been standing here since 1AM Watching u sleep! :》
4AM he said during that.
_oh dont be shy, this is far to be the first time i am in your room_
@@soupguy7754... Christ...
Uh... let's go back to the beginning
I do that to mc lol
*me at 5 o'clock in the morning, not able to sleep.*
Yall dont know how hard it is to take care of dave when he doesn't sleep!
I've been sick for a while and my bestfriend came to my house earlier, this was my exact face while she was there
After many years this still sound amazing and nostalgic
i didn't sleep since yesterday and somehow i relate to this, like i feel so done with everything lol
When you wake up and see aubergine man eating kebabs and say " Rise and shine, old sport! "
Not again-
Old sport it is time to go to vagus with kababs
Well we do need to get to work on time
If you play this at 2x speed you’ll hear the ditty clearer
agreed
Yepp
So this song is just Dave theme remix and slowed?
For someone who hasnt slept properly in over 10 years... this plays in my head!!
mom: did you sleep well ?
me:
This plays every morning: from waking up to the end of class
“My patience is wearing thin, sppooooooooortsy.”
I can just hear the prolonged “ooooooort” sound from here…
Dave, *go and get some f*cking coffee. Or. SLEEP.*
*NEVER!!*
Never knew aubergines can have insomnia
I think i found another funny way to die in this game in THIS scene and probably only i found it...
eggplant
@@equinox0 Call me that again,
I F-ING DARE YOU.
@@williamafton5481 o r a n g e
@@equinox0 I hAvE nO iDeA hOw To ReSpOnD tO tHiS fUcKiNg CoMmEnT.
@@equinox0 HeRe, LOOK: th-cam.com/video/dQw4w9WgXcQ/w-d-xo.html
Oh this is far from the first time I've seen you room, sportsy.
Hmm...
He looks like he’s yawning 🥺✨
I know he looks so cute 🥺🥺
Well hello there ol dave
im cringing just by looking at this comment-💀
@@3XP3XP3XP LMAO 💀
@@alisonthewolf3 I AINT WRONG THO 😭😭😭
This is what staying up until 4am feels like
"whats the worst that could happen?"
-jack's last words before having an eggplant shoved up his urethra.
𝗧𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗽𝗿𝗼𝗯𝗮𝗯𝗹𝘆 𝗱𝗶𝗱 𝗳𝗲𝗹𝘁 𝗴𝗼𝗼𝗱, 𝘄𝗮𝘀𝗻'𝘁 𝗶𝘁?
It's Not the First Time I've seen Your Bedroom, Old Sport
And that's 9 purple guys in one night
Why u countin there is only goin to b more
This theme literally describes my situation after finally turning in a weekly assignment at 4:37 AM for the class in the morning.
Can this man be any relatable than that?
Old sport, I feel like I’m merging with depression.
Song that plays when you find a college student
me when i have to wake up for the 3rd exam in a row this week :
Average teenage stoner after five seconds without that zaza
This is the theme song for me trying to find motivation. Then it's the theme song for the motivation itself when I find it.
I think i've heard over 50 hours of this and I still love it
Me when I’m trying to find new dsaf content
Facts
You know, with me not being able to sleep. I feel this.
People:What type of music do you listen to?
Me:Dave
this sound dscribes how my brain system works in daily basis
this is me rn. if my soul could have a soundtrack that would be this one
When the 2 hours of sleep kick in
Dave: Well hello there Old sport
Me: Hey, Dave... Yah been here long?
Dave: Oh, Since about 4AM
Davey looks just like me after pulling an all nighter
POV: it's 3 am and your waiting for Santa then your dad comes in drunk and beats you
the only thing that plays in my head at 3am 😍
This just feels like if dsaf went wierdcore ngl-
Im talking to you so start crying
R/comedyheaven
Yeah
This song is the best representation of when I'm up at 1 AM eating Mac N Cheese while everyone else is asleep, and i'm casually plotting how i would rule the world.
Those are the moments where I feel like a villain in the making.
Ummm Dave, why did you come out from under my bed?
*Vegas*
looks like dave haven't go to vegas one second, what a poor aubergine man :(
This will not to UNREMEMBERED
I sleep with one eye tonight OLD SPORT.
Oh, c'mon... What's the worst that could happen-
It sounds 10× better when you have busted earphones honestly
Dave looks kinda creepy when he is sleepless😨😰
Don't know what you are talking about, he looks like usal good old Davey.
@@girlfire242 Yes but a little bit for sure
Imagine seeing this guy walking up to you in your own bedroom.
@@theinvisiblebrick636 i would be happy
Yeah and how he just stares 😰😰😰😰
I feel like there’s gonna be a jumpscare
this is what i hear in my head when im staying up all night
This is my new soundtrack when none of my online friends are online, and I sit in my gaming chair bored and confused.
The direct doggo in the background fills me with great joy lmao
Only me hears the headache in the song... The sleep in the beats and the vision blurring? Well, basically school
Your reaction, when you sleep well, but wake up between 12-13 hours:
*"My patience is wearing thin, SpoOoOoOortsy"*
I remember not sleeping for three and a half days and feeling exactly like how this sounds.
Me, for the whole week when Security Breach comes out:
LOL
Were you watching me sleep again dave?
Thanks dude, i just love this theme
"wwwhy hello there, ol' *yawn* spORt!"
"Dave, I'm right here. You're talking to a tangerine."
"God fuckin' dammit..."
Why hello there, old sport.
It's currently 11:36 at night, and I am listening to sleeplessdave theme, typing out a comment, in the 1st person POV of myself...
Sportsy... Pull out your phone.
...
...
Don't be shy... *whip it out*
...
...
Nevermind...
I'm too fuckin' tired for this shit. But I'm so damn excited at the same time.
What do you mean "who am I"?
I'm Dave!
I'm purpl-
Am I Dave?
Sportsy... I think I'm having schizophrenia...
I haven't slept for an entire over 12 hours, old sport!
I should only be awake for nine!
Shit, it's 11:39 now... I should get to bed.
Sportsy, move over a bit, I'm hopping in next to ya.
Only 20 minutes until midnight.
...
...
Sportsy, if I sleep from 11:59 to 12:01, could I say I slept until the next morning?
...
Yeah, I guess so.
...
...
I should really get some sleep.
The music just ended, Sportsy. It started Five minutes and sixteen seconds ago!
But I'm too fuckin' awake now, old sport.
...
...
Up for some poker?
Me neither.
Sportsy... I realized why I ain't purple.
This is my alt account.
...
...
You don't believe me?
Ok then.
Damn, 11:43, I really need fucking sleep. But I don't want to.
Sportsy,
...
...
...
...
Oh, sorry, I dozed off for a bit.
What I was going to say is I'm restarting the video!
Five more minutes of music!
...
...
yay
...
...
Time flies, y'know, Old Sport?
What day is today again?
May 8th, 2024, almost May 9th!
...
Why is that important?
...
...
*Kebabs*
...
...
...
Sportsy, my schizophrenic comments are still going. Help.
...
...
Damn, nobody.
I'll try and keep the comment chain going until midnight, okay there, Sportsy?
It's now 11:47, and my eyes cannot stay open any longer, Old Sport.
This feels like a surreal dream, and a nightmare at the same time.
Who am I kidding? I'm Dave Fucken' Miller! The Aubergine Man! Nightmares don't exist for me. Only the kiddies at Fazbenders.
...
...
Oh Shit! 49 now! Only... Hold on...
Damn, the video ended, again...
Where was I? Oh, right!
Oh, it's now 11:50! So I can easily deduct with my Eggplant brain that it will take...
...
...
Sportsy, can you pull out your calculator?
...
...
Let's see...
50, 51, 52, 53, 54, 55, 56, 57, 58, 59, 510...
That doesn't seem right...
Sportsy, can you help your ol' Aubergine man out?
...
Oh, look at that! 11:52!
Now 11:53!
...
Sportsy...
Seven minutes left?
Damn, thought it was longer.
...
How long is seven minutes?
...
...
420 seconds!? Nice.
We(ed) should go to Vegas after this.
Y'know?
...
I can still drive a car, Sportsy...
Just not legally.
...
...
Ooh!
Five minutes left!
Get your watches, I'm restarting the video!
...
...
*Kebabs*
...
...
...
...
...
I feel so fuckin' stupid for doing this.
And tired too.
But mostly stupid.
Mostly stupid.
And tired.
Maybe hungry.
...
...
I can't wait to strangle kiddies again at Fazbenders tomorrow, Old Sport!
...
It will be fun!
Me and you!
...
...
Three minutes left! Shit! That's awesome.
...
...
Should I even comment this?
Nobody's gonna make it to this part.
...
...
Hey, person of whatever yoh want to be called, you're all awesome! Not as awesome as Kebabs though, or Old Sport. But still awesome. And if you really want to be special, comment "I ❤ Aubergine Man"...
...
Oh! One minute left!
Shit! Old Sport!
Get ready to press comment!
And DO NOT DELETE THE COMMENT!
Or I will shove an eggplant up your urethra.
...
Don't test me.
IT'S 12:00!
WOOOOO!
VEGAS TIME!
Good night, love you, Old Sport.
Sportsy...
I just realized...
One, I liked my own comment.
Two, My birthday is in a few days!
...
Oh, it's 12:04 by the way.
Damn.
Again, love you all!
But J love Kebabs and Old Sport more!
the shitty loop that cuts off the last note makes this perfect
"Don't worry old sport I've been here since 11pm now it's 3am..."
PoV: Everything in your life is going wrong and you're going insane, but in the calmest way possible.
I hear this loop in my head at 3 AM when I can't fall asleep so I just stare at a wall and do nothing
Peepaw’s theme when he runs out of “the Pill” and is waiting for Vanny to get more ^^