@@hydreigon2709 I love odyssey and I've probably played it for almost, if not just as long, but I'll be the first to admit that odyssey has bugs and glitches. No gamebreaking bugs but bugs nonetheless.
They're actually fifth dimensional appendages, sticking into our dimension in an attempt to communicate with us. And they want to cut Arthur Dent's head open, but they just realized they're like 6,000 years too early, so they left.
That comment at the start is a thing of horrid beauty. The fact that he ends it with the N-word and then gets corrected by a guy named "Cool Terrorist 9/11" is just.... Beautiful. Icing on the cake 👌
Bro he has RIDICULOUS points in this shit you call a "review". This is not a review, it's one dude messing around TRYING to pull out the bad parts but obviously fails. That mission you're speaking of is WAY QUICK and is only one.
@Ryan Parker, The only thing you got right is that this video is not, in fact, a review. it never tries to be one or to pass itself as such. it is obviously just dunkey exaggerating some of the problems in the game for the sake of entertainment, wich is the point of the video. donkey's reviews are marked as such in the title and take a much more serious approach towards it's criticism.
Have you even played the game? Obviously not. The fact is yes they are just him messing around but people take it as a "review" anyway. This game deserves all the praise.
The kid might as well have said; "Oh, daddy, I'm so excited to be alive and breathing air, daddy! Do you think I'll always be alive and breathing?" "Yes, my son. There is no possible way for you to be killed for my character development." It makes me want to make a child character that says stuff like that and is suicidally reckless, but never gets to die.
I was walking down the street yesterday and this man pulled a gun out on me. Man I looked at him and laughed. The I pulled out my feather and BOY! He started begging for mercy. But none came. I feathered the SHIT out of him. True story.
Dude, I can't believe it, I was trying to mug someone when they pulled a feather out. Obviously I was scared shitless so I started to beg for mercy, but because I play Assassin's Cream I was brought back to life.
@@DantesInferno96 its been like that since AC1, kids just like it because it almost plays itself and it looks good. "Hold A to jump, climb and do everything". "Hold X to autofollow road" etc.
I feel like Dunkey was unfairly displaying the terrible parts of the game to make it look bad... I mean, you can clearly see Assassins Creed is wearing *two* towels.
Here’s the thing, I like the assassins creed games. I have black flag to Valhalla, and this video legit made me realise that I in fact DONT like the franchise, I like the IDEA of it. Sneaking around having multiple ways to kill people, either rushing in and fighting everything or sneaking around and killing the one person needed. Really gotta wonder how Metal Gear V was a better assassins creed game than assassins creed
@@latte_cream_ thank you for the suggestion, but I played the hitman games and they are not freeing enough at all. Payday 2 is more of a stealth game than hitman because Payday can have different things happen- in hitman you see after a while how constricted a lot of stuff actually is
I dislike when Dunkey hates a game I like because he brings up good points that I can’t argue with about why it’s bad and I’m so stubborn that it bothers me.
Joey Valentine I think at this point they’re making it purposefully convoluted so they can drag the series on forever. At least, once in a blue moon they have fun gameplay.
bubby boy by all means. Explain the precursor race, the sage, and the pieces of eden in a way that doesn’t make it sound complicated from the info given in the game. Because I’m still lost.
0:05 The fact that he brought up racist slurs with a pride like he is telling a harsh truth just bcs he thought donkey is black tells a lot about this comment
Honestly kinda hilarious tbh, you can tell dunkey found it funny too since he didn’t cutout that last part in the comment and he also included the other guys reply lmao
Lol everyone hating on Dunkey for hating assassins creed but I love assassins creed and I still watch all of his reviews and I think they’re fair and extremely funny
Thank god for saying it because I was starting to think I was the only one. I mean, AC2 is one of my all time favorites and yet I laughed my ass off when dunkey shat on it. I mean, he is just a funny guy making us laugh whilst making valid points,why get so defensive?
The developers really put their souls in the game, especially in the part at 3:04 where you dump the dead guy in the water and he comes back to life for 2 seconds, you can't do that without a soul can you...
@@fishkb Everything in the world is done for money or some other thing to gain. The point here is that there is no passion. Ubisoft just stacks up sequel after sequel of the same title after literally just reskinning the game. If you had even a little bit of intelligence you'd know that games aren't meant to be that way.
Assassin's Creed is like the fast food of video games. It's just "good enough" to keep people coming back and playing it. Nothing it does is special, or interesting, or complex. It's just a ton of mild challenges strung together in a way that keeps players hooked for a few hours at a time.
thats literally most games. its called a casual game. there is nothing wrong with that, the problem arises when a game like this bites off more than it can chew, and that happens more often than it should in AC. the RPG trilogy is not bad tho at all, i understand why Dunkey does these videos, they are funny as fuck, but Origins is a great game. it has really great world design and exploration, and the combat feels good too.
@@slimymcbrazy7691 the world is empty as fuck same w all these recent AC games. couldn't play any of them for more than 2 hours and never touched them again. "great world design" is entirely limited to the scenery and landmarks that's it
Ubisoft is the main example of companies making a few good games to become relevant and famous and then stagnated into oblivion producing mediocrity after mediocrity just to keep the money flowing.
Damn. Ubisoft IS the McDonals of videogames. Just the same basic shit open world in all the good sagas they once hold. Now all their games r just empty shells of broken garbage just good enough to say Meh and keep buying.
In the first game you were given a feather to literally soak it in the blood of your target as proof of the deed which was metal as fuck. In this game you touch them with the feather and they get Thanos snapped out of existence which is kinda basic ngl.
this reply kinda basic ngl! after a person died and was sent to the duat, the heart was weighed against the feather of maat (goddess of truth and justice) so its actually very symbolic and origins was definitely intended to be symbolic, not "metal as fuck". The fact the 100 people have even agreed with you just shows how many people play this game to see "metal as fuck" stuff. Go play GTA :)
@@angelodebartolo8930 Says the guy that plays Ubisoft annual garbage built on the same engine they where on 2012 and rebranded with a different tag every time. People expect it to be metal because they old games which everyone liked where. The momment the original writter left and it became annual release, all it's left is it's corpse with a fresh coat of paint.
@@PenguinsAreColdish it's probably the worst in the series, all of the game is basically tailing missions and ships, where's the Assassin's Creed in it?
Assassin's Creed was a good concept but executed horribly. The only passable one is Black Flag and 2. Do not buy these shitty games, they are part of the reason why EA continues to do these things.
That guy has a TH-cam channel with him just playing CoD, and being rather shit at it. The comments are flooded with "Assassin's Creed is a good franchise"
that was not even the same mission. You dont even carry the grandpa anywhere. It was either a joke or dunkey is making people who haven't played the mission believe that the grandpa revives himself. Sure, it's retarded that someone wounded just gets up from the water but still, it was different footage (You can pick up dead bodies if they're in the water BTW). I dont like Assassins Creed, but I also dont like this review.
Imagine leaving an angry ill advised comment then having dunkey just MURDER you through an entire video all the while quoting your comment to point out that you did this to yourself. It's a beautiful thing.
Bongo's like you watch Dunkey videos and copy everything he says without thinking. Anubis performed a measurement that determined whether the person was worthy of entering the realm of the dead (the underworld, known as Duat). By weighing the heart of a deceased person against Ma'at (or "truth"), who was often represented as an ostrich feather, Anubis dictated the fate of souls. Souls heavier than a feather would be devoured by Ammit, and souls lighter than a feather would ascend to a heavenly existence. When Bayek (main character) shows the feather, the assassinated target drops down on his knees, meaning that his soul is heavier than the feather, which means he will go to hell. Of course all this stuff is fake, but in a Assassins Creed game it makes sense because there are known gods in that universe, like Juno, Jupiter and Minerva.
It was not the dead grandpa, it's all faked. It's an other npc from an other quest. He has disable the UI to hide the quest ( you can see the quest marker on the guy he's putting to water ). I liked his video but he's just trolling the game, it's not that buggy and it really is a good Assassin's creed compared to the previous ones.
Mitchell Halvorson reskin doesn't mean the same thing as create something new. *New models (buildings and enemies), new placements and layout of said models, new enemy types, new animations and new combat system* Which part is reused from Syndicate?
@Chuck Buskee Enemy types arent actually the same. Sure they serve the same basic purpose, but that's with all games that use different level enemy types. The map is SIGNIFICANTLY different than Origins. The entire landscape is completely different. Egypt was a primarily flat landscape of dunes with major cities populating around it. And few mountain regions. Odyssey is a massive landscape filled with massive parts of ocean. The map is scattered with large and small islands, it's a mainly mountain terrain with forests and snow covered regions. The cities arent the same either. I never run through Athens and think Alexandria. Sparta is extremely unique aswell. Have things been reused, absolutely. It's a way to save money, and honestly, you cant really hate on that. Do you use a different bowl everytime you eat cereal? If you eat a bowl of cereal and want another bowl, you use the same bowl, if you are going to make a game a year after the last one, you're going to reuse textures, animations etc etc. Now if you make yourself a bowl the next day, then you would grab a different one, if you spend a little more time on the game, then create new unique features. Idk why people look down on this practice. Its bitching at its finest. Combat is actually different aswell. Sure there are some reused animations, but there are far more unique ones aswell. Combat is a bit more fast past with different abilities to use. The armor and weapon systems have been changed aswell. Unique skill tree and abilities. A new unique mercenary system. New enemy's to kill. They are part of a cult (SPOILERS) it's the Templars. Theres like 43 of them to kill. The sheer amount of shit to do in this game is evidence enough to say it's not a cash grab. Theres a stupid amount of things to do. Your point about the story was reduntant since it is subjective. Have you actually played the game? I ask because it's hard for me to wrap my head around the idea that someone could actually own both games and call them the same. Yes there are many reused features, but there are an increadible amount of unique features aswell that set this game apart from Origins.
@@EthanHall7276. Who said anything about Odyssey in the first place? His original comment was made before it was even released and he never mentions it... You want to know why people look down on yearly franchises? Its because they are all the same game with minor changes, yes of course if you make a game every year you're going to need to recycle some stuff. Do you want to know the solution to this? Stop making a fucking game every year and actually try to make something fun and unique instead of just worrying about the bottom line. Which of course they don't have to do, kids are still going to keep asking for the new assassins creed game for Christmas and ubisoft is going to keep making them and they will keep making money, but you can't give them a pass on reusing stuff just because they make a game every year.
The worst part is I felt the same way with that book of the dead mission, as most people stumble on that temple very early and it's literally a 3 min horse/camel ride from the start of the mission.
VeryDapperFellow i think what they did was that the "dead" guy was supposed to be injured or something, and when dunkey threw him in the water the game didn't want him to die, so he climbed back up the dock. But if that isn't the guy's body, it still makes the game look bad, because that "glitch" is retarded
Fxlse Rxijin if you dont know, when a npc gets thrown in a body of water, in assassins creed, they instantly die. I think that is the source of this glitch.
Right so imagine a trailing mission where, hear me out, the NPC is actually faster than the player, and you have to use strategy and utilise the movement mechanics to get an advantage! Update: Ubisoft came to my house and broke my knees and locked me in the basement, I'm currently living off the fungus on the walls I don't know when they'll come back please send help my coordinates ARE 1 2 3 HELP
just because its a part of the mythos doesnt mean it looks cool.
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Paul Brandofino it actually does look cool tho. When he touches them, they either sink into the Duat or dissolve into dust. It's a very graceful animation.
Jaivardhan Deshwal Origins isn't a bad game, it's just that Zelda BOTW and Horizon Zero Dawn were so good, that this pales in comparison. He gave BOTW second place, so it can't be because he hates open world games.
You Say Yes I Say No the normal edition doesn’t suck but the gold edition does have two dlcs that kinda have a better main story the main game and have good content...
@@mduis9532 dude I mean ,"if you didn't play any soulsborne or witcher 3 ac origins can be fun". I said It because Ac oddysey is a mixture of Dark souls combat system and Witcher 3 open world formula. But Ac:Origins isn't as good as Witcher 3 or any souls game (even it's not good as half of them). Because of this I said that if you didn't play them ac origins can be fun. For me Ac origins was really boring.
Friendly Person I am skynet, it takes 2.5 seconds for every shitpost, bow to me mortal for I have taken your memes and like aids spread them all over the internet
In a story its kinda good but in all game play its a literal pile of trail missions, Ive played and beaten all of them and I was a fan of the story but game play is still what made me leave the game entirely.
well idk why ppls consider themselves like "pro gamers" while just killing stupid NPCs, it's not fun at all. I like playingsolo games after being tired of playing multiplayer fps games, they require a lot of concentration and energy, once i am tired i enjoy a good story and that's all.
That old man's alzheimers is so strong, he forgot he was dead.
makes about right sense
That's some top notch attention to detail asasins cred is a good franchis
@@superbot6821 assisin cred
He got better.
Hahaha
“You do know Dunky is white right?”
Reply of the century
The epic one you know that Dunkey is white right?
by Coo Terrorist 9/11
@@skewah actually, he's of Puerto Rican descent... Ooooh.
@@NaschAzure Puerto Ricans aren't white. You can notice the difference between a Puerto Rican and a white person
@@NaschAzure did i say they were black? They're Hispanic, not white, not black, not Asian. Hispanic
Hey hey hey there are clearly TWO towels
Nice
I’m the 666th comment, do I get my Medal of Honor in person or do they mail it to me?
Thank you. I was afraid no one else would notice
@@tobuscuslover4172 thats not a good thing lol
Ikr. Donkey is nitpicking and biased, I win, bye bye
I love how he calls the main character Assassin's Creed lmao
He also calls master chief halo
Just like the guy you play as in Mario is named Mario and the guy you play as in Zelda is named Zelda
@@colton.421 the guy you play as in Zelda is called Link 0.0
@Alien Star swear to god
@@kasmitaha5882 How in god’s name did you miss the joke when there are literally two other comments in this thread that make basically the same joke?
No no no you're getting it all wrong. The glitches actually ADD immersion because the entire game is a simulation.
this man is on another level
Never encountered a glitch in Odyssey and Origins 500 hours smh
Finally a real gamer
Hydreigon uhhh I encountered like 50 in the first 10 min
@@hydreigon2709 I love odyssey and I've probably played it for almost, if not just as long, but I'll be the first to admit that odyssey has bugs and glitches. No gamebreaking bugs but bugs nonetheless.
Everybody gangsta till he pulls out the feather
Wow almost 1.5k likes and no reply’s
Rafa Rabao
because nothing more needs to be said ✊😔
They don’t say “having a feather on one’s head” for nothing
Wait if one feather is that powerful then a chicken would be.......A GOD
I think feather thing is cool.
Love how the kid got angry and immediately dropped the hard R on a white guy
@Hernando thats why jontron wont watch his videos
No guys, Bowser told me that Dunkey is in fact, black
@@stanstanstan2597 nice bait
*on a assassin's creed
@@stanstanstan2597 yawn
all these games and he still hasn't assassinated creed!
William Charles Schneider is a little too hard to kill
Creed still has Eyes Wide Open!
Broooo 😂😂
Creed from the Office is very hard to kill
You can’t just kill creed bratton that easily
*Rat transcends to the next plane above reality*
"Oh. I forgot he had that move."
CobaltBW I was crying after that
Hokuto Ratken is invincible
That's got to be my favorite of Dunkey's running gags
They're actually fifth dimensional appendages, sticking into our dimension in an attempt to communicate with us.
And they want to cut Arthur Dent's head open, but they just realized they're like 6,000 years too early, so they left.
Master Splinter sure changed after the TMNT remake...
Assassin's Creed is a good franchise cause it's given us so many classic Dunkey vids
Narev
I think there are only two or thr-
* That’s more than enough *
but ther both a kilogram
wha iset that you don get?
I like this
That comment at the start is a thing of horrid beauty.
The fact that he ends it with the N-word and then gets corrected by a guy named "Cool Terrorist 9/11" is just....
Beautiful. Icing on the cake 👌
“And I will say it....” he probably felt like thanos snapping after he typed that word out
But... did you know he is white?
Actually tho
Dude unironically channeled that "Mrs. Obama get down" meme, what a massive tool
But then, like in Endgame, the other guy says...
"Did you know that dunkey is white?"
He transcended to a new state of being after saying it
It's been literally 10 years.
Ubisoft still hasn't realized that following people doesn't make a good mission over the course of a literal decade.
how often?
Bro he has RIDICULOUS points in this shit you call a "review". This is not a review, it's one dude messing around TRYING to pull out the bad parts but obviously fails. That mission you're speaking of is WAY QUICK and is only one.
Jesus, has it really been that long?
@Ryan Parker, The only thing you got right is that this video is not, in fact, a review. it never tries to be one or to pass itself as such. it is obviously just dunkey exaggerating some of the problems in the game for the sake of entertainment, wich is the point of the video. donkey's reviews are marked as such in the title and take a much more serious approach towards it's criticism.
Have you even played the game? Obviously not. The fact is yes they are just him messing around but people take it as a "review" anyway. This game deserves all the praise.
If assassins creed is a good franchise why isn't there assassins creed is a good franchise 2.
Mortada Saleh I think what it really boils down to is Reggie is scared.
JontronDidNothingWrong look at em, you’re not even holding the right system, Reggie!
You know, sentences like these would melt AI computer chips in the future
assassins creed is a good franchise 2 electric boogaloo
I think they're gonna make assassin's creed is a good franchise: brotherhood first
The kid might as well have said; "Oh, daddy, I'm so excited to be alive and breathing air, daddy! Do you think I'll always be alive and breathing?"
"Yes, my son. There is no possible way for you to be killed for my character development."
It makes me want to make a child character that says stuff like that and is suicidally reckless, but never gets to die.
That is a game I'd play lmao
Atreus be like:
Sounds like an old school Flash game on your browser :D
We will be watching your career closely
I'm heading to my PC right now to MOD it for Fallout 4
Lol that dead body glitch has got to be the BEST glitch I have ever seen! Oh my gosh!
Should've made a Holy Grail reference, "I don't want to get on the cart!"
made me lel
That’s not a glitch, that’s a feature
Emily Patton Isi
Holy fuck, best advertising I've ever seen
To be fair I'm not playing assassin's Creed for the gameplay
I'm actually just not playing it at all
To be fair I'm not playing assassin's Creed for the gameplay
but the graphics, that's you know, what this is really all about
@@Dueilangoisseus dude is nothing special in graphic of ubisoft games. is actually blurred shit
@@arkos3470 It's a meme, google that whole sentence up
@@astby8008 ah ok. thank you
I play assasina creed for the title sceen. That’s the best part.
"What? Assassin's Creed has a son?"
Had*
Daniel 28893 rip
@@rakkstabber1536 , U mean Daniel Cross?
@@antonialiteanu4823 r/wooosh
The best part is when assassin's creed is drunk.
When someone dislikes a game so you decide to call them a racial slur:
He is truly one of the gamers
And not even against their race
Pro gamer move
A graduate of the PewDiePie school of gaming
It's on nigga
I was walking down the street yesterday and this man pulled a gun out on me. Man I looked at him and laughed. The I pulled out my feather and BOY! He started begging for mercy. But none came. I feathered the SHIT out of him. True story.
I don't know why but I thought this was going be a song "I walking down the street" and i just started to sing through that text
he will not feel so good
Dude, I can't believe it, I was trying to mug someone when they pulled a feather out. Obviously I was scared shitless so I started to beg for mercy, but because I play Assassin's Cream I was brought back to life.
That Black Guy Who Loves Cute Shit nice
How dare u
My favorite part of assassins creed is the part where I stopped playing
Yes
Ac origins best game ever ❤❤
Love it too
@@KHALEDFXYT more like most boring game ever. Every side quest is the same.
@@DantesInferno96 its been like that since AC1, kids just like it because it almost plays itself and it looks good. "Hold A to jump, climb and do everything". "Hold X to autofollow road" etc.
Assassin's Creed really make you feel like Batman, because the graphics, that's what its all about here, the graphics.
videogamedunkey why do you exist?
Jan Kestermann Because Indians want to buy toilets and their economy can't support the 2 billion people living in the country. Can you blame them?
Read it as "Assassin's Creed will make you laugh like Batman" :D
The dark souls of assasins creed
Play Hog the dark souls of buggy games
"You do know Dunkey is white, right?"
Actually, genetic testing reveals his ethnicity is closer to "Bowser's Big Bean Burrito."
he is actually of puerto rican descent
@@samshaw7087 he is actually Costa Rican
RE Silient there are white Puerto Ricans you know.
He's from NewDonk City you dumbos
Why do I see you everywhere
I unironically like the towel outfit, if only because it turns you into a buff guy with a towel and therefore basically the Old Spice guy.
So Terry Cruz
It gives you another sword option when drop assassinating
@@ratatouilledrinksclorax9897 They could be referring to Isaiah Mustafa as well but yeah
@@blueripper1558 😳
Old Spice: Origins
I feel like Dunkey was unfairly displaying the terrible parts of the game to make it look bad...
I mean, you can clearly see Assassins Creed is wearing *two* towels.
Susie Cidal man fighting the real fight
Susie Cidal ahhhh copying one of the top comments... I see how it is
this proves that assin cred is gud
@Aurous Nah. In my opinion its a pretty good game
@@MikePr1 Your opinion is wrong then.
*_The feather is a weapon to surpass Metal Gear_*
MZ_ swag *Metal Gear?*
Rik Peek *_Metal Gear_*
You're that Ninja...
Shadow Moses?
A Hind D?
I lost it when the guy came out of the water and then died again lol
Bryan Hogan we all do need a proper burial at some point
he wasn't dead to begin with he was injured
injured yet managed to climb up properly? neat~
Bryan Hogan hehe that was the best part
I have that same shirt buddy. Amazon lol
Here’s the thing, I like the assassins creed games. I have black flag to Valhalla, and this video legit made me realise that I in fact DONT like the franchise, I like the IDEA of it. Sneaking around having multiple ways to kill people, either rushing in and fighting everything or sneaking around and killing the one person needed. Really gotta wonder how Metal Gear V was a better assassins creed game than assassins creed
Sounds like you like ghost of Tsushima lol
@@johnjone965 nah never played it. I played Sekiro tho which I enjoy way more
If you like the idea then I suggest playing the hitman games, trust me you'll get more out of them than assassin's creed
@@latte_cream_ thank you for the suggestion, but I played the hitman games and they are not freeing enough at all. Payday 2 is more of a stealth game than hitman because Payday can have different things happen- in hitman you see after a while how constricted a lot of stuff actually is
@@latte_cream_ Hitman is a 100 times worse than AC
I dislike when Dunkey hates a game I like because he brings up good points that I can’t argue with about why it’s bad and I’m so stubborn that it bothers me.
I mean I like AC too, but the franchise kept just repeating itself until it's boring. I only like the historical part of it now tbh
Might as well drop a racial slur at that point...
@@chachan6044 genius, but don't stop there... Use the hard R too
Happened to me and Xbox lol
Might as well be a PlayStation fan now
Assasin’s creed EA origins really makes you feel like Knack.
Carl Sandal uh oh did somebody saayyy EA?!
Carl Sandal yes and battlefront is a sad cash grab I had high hopes rip
hecc mcgee Knack HD because *the graphics*
You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become a *KNACKSTAPEICE BAY-BEEEE*
Uh oh KNACK 2 BAY -BEEE
I’ve played all the major installments of Assassin’s Creed and still have no clue what the hell the story is.
Joey Valentine I think at this point they’re making it purposefully convoluted so they can drag the series on forever. At least, once in a blue moon they have fun gameplay.
It's not as complicated as you pretend it is.
The story is: hi I'm an assassin and I'm cool because I wear a hood
bubby boy by all means. Explain the precursor race, the sage, and the pieces of eden in a way that doesn’t make it sound complicated from the info given in the game. Because I’m still lost.
Apples and Italians
0:05 The fact that he brought up racist slurs with a pride like he is telling a harsh truth just bcs he thought donkey is black tells a lot about this comment
Honestly kinda hilarious tbh, you can tell dunkey found it funny too since he didn’t cutout that last part in the comment and he also included the other guys reply lmao
Racists aren't very smart
Lol everyone hating on Dunkey for hating assassins creed but I love assassins creed and I still watch all of his reviews and I think they’re fair and extremely funny
BleuJae I have the same thing with battlefront
Thank god for saying it because I was starting to think I was the only one. I mean, AC2 is one of my all time favorites and yet I laughed my ass off when dunkey shat on it. I mean, he is just a funny guy making us laugh whilst making valid points,why get so defensive?
Same I like ac but I watch dunked
My God I have found a friend on here holy shit
Why do you like the game?
"A warriors burial"
Climbs back out of the water
Taizzzzzed
*I AINT DEAD YET!*
Is this what'll happen to Osama Bin Laden?
Michael Dutankis does that mean that he's alive?!
Genuinely creeped me out 😂
*I AM NOT DEAD YOU IMBECILE!!*
I laughed so hard at "What? Assassin's Creed has a son!?"
IT'S THE- IT'S THE- IT'S THE BIRD FROM ASSASSIN'S CREED!!!
Every time I hear "Assassin's Creed" in a podcast now I blurt out "is a good franchise". The automated voice gave it such a fun intonation.
Why collect infinity stones when you can just get a ton of feathers?
But wet feathers or dry feathers?
thanos "snap" is actually doesnt kill people, it just spawn random feathers moving at extremely high speed
Yes but which is havier? The feathers or the infinity stones?
@@lordrefrigeratorintercoole288 steel is heavier than both
The infinity feathers
I like how he talks about "Assassin's Creed" like Assassin's Creed is the main character of Assassin's Creed
"look, he is the Witcher!"
Wait
"Halo is a pretty cool guy. he kills lots of aliens and doesnt afraid of anyone"
The worst video game character is Bubsy 3D: claws encounters of the furred kind
Tbh I thought Pikachu's name was pokemon until I was 10
He does that for alot of games look at his far cry 1 vid
"Is that a flying rat?"
dunkey attempts to stab rat.
Rat uses evade.
"Oh I forgot he had that move."
Owen Hartley III best part
ratruto
Owen Hartley III no shit you watched the video too?
Owen Hartley III A
A rat to surpass Metal Gear
Or at least that one cat in Revengeance
The developers really put their souls in the game, especially in the part at 3:04 where you dump the dead guy in the water and he comes back to life for 2 seconds, you can't do that without a soul can you...
Guy: Assassin's Creed is a good franchise
Dunkey: I'm bouta end this man's whole career
Knowing this meme changed my life, I just see it everywhere now
@French_Toaster TH-cam comment career
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danver : i am about to end this mans career
@@amit8961 I'm sorry is that a personal attack or something
@@danver5622 oh thats fine
that was a lie
AC games are made with passion.... for money
@General YeahYeah Hollow Knight, Warframe, Dmc5 Etc. You're stupid.
@General YeahYeah Indie games, games by Rockstar, Naughtydog and developers along those lines. Don't be ignorant
@@SaiSai-ig8co Those games are made for money, every game is made for money.
@@greymxsh How is he being ignorant every game is made for money
@@fishkb Everything in the world is done for money or some other thing to gain. The point here is that there is no passion. Ubisoft just stacks up sequel after sequel of the same title after literally just reskinning the game. If you had even a little bit of intelligence you'd know that games aren't meant to be that way.
Assassin's Creed really makes you feel like a good franchise
Doctor Kiwi 9.5/9.5 it has a good franchise for everyone.
This is the first franchise type game
man i really feel like a good franchise now
Man, i really missed assasins creed 3
@@slick3996 You're a good franchise here lol
Assassin's Creed is like the fast food of video games. It's just "good enough" to keep people coming back and playing it. Nothing it does is special, or interesting, or complex. It's just a ton of mild challenges strung together in a way that keeps players hooked for a few hours at a time.
thats literally most games. its called a casual game. there is nothing wrong with that, the problem arises when a game like this bites off more than it can chew, and that happens more often than it should in AC. the RPG trilogy is not bad tho at all, i understand why Dunkey does these videos, they are funny as fuck, but Origins is a great game. it has really great world design and exploration, and the combat feels good too.
@@slimymcbrazy7691 it's boring af man
@@slimymcbrazy7691 the world is empty as fuck same w all these recent AC games. couldn't play any of them for more than 2 hours and never touched them again. "great world design" is entirely limited to the scenery and landmarks that's it
Ubisoft is the main example of companies making a few good games to become relevant and famous and then stagnated into oblivion producing mediocrity after mediocrity just to keep the money flowing.
Damn. Ubisoft IS the McDonals of videogames. Just the same basic shit open world in all the good sagas they once hold. Now all their games r just empty shells of broken garbage just good enough to say Meh and keep buying.
It really makes you FEEL like Batman
It really makes you FEEL like Assassin's Creed
Could not feel more Batman
play Batman arkhams knight if you really want to feel like Batman
Is really feelbadman
I don’t understand these comments I keep seeing them
3:52 guy must have drank the tap water at Jerry Garcia’s house
Fact
Tap water, what for?
@@fififiz convoluted inside joke
Airplane?
@@theamazintaco06 gex
Assassin's Creed: Origins is very unrealistic.
I found a feather and rubbed it against my brother. He didn't die. Very disappointed, EA.
You simply made a mistake in handling the feather, see, you have to slightly touch thr creature with the feather, very gently.
@@pedrovilar6123
ah, i see
@@pedrovilar6123
I don't know what's wrong with my feather, because the creature didn't die
@@delusionalnoodles UbEA you mean?
@@delusionalnoodles was the feather white?
In the first game you were given a feather to literally soak it in the blood of your target as proof of the deed which was metal as fuck. In this game you touch them with the feather and they get Thanos snapped out of existence which is kinda basic ngl.
That’s pretty fucking cool actually.
@@dor748 The first game was the best. It had flaws but it also had magic and it kinda annoys me that people don't give it the praise it deserves.
I suppose a head would be too barbaric.
this reply kinda basic ngl! after a person died and was sent to the duat, the heart was weighed against the feather of maat (goddess of truth and justice) so its actually very symbolic and origins was definitely intended to be symbolic, not "metal as fuck". The fact the 100 people have even agreed with you just shows how many people play this game to see "metal as fuck" stuff. Go play GTA :)
@@angelodebartolo8930 Says the guy that plays Ubisoft annual garbage built on the same engine they where on 2012 and rebranded with a different tag every time. People expect it to be metal because they old games which everyone liked where. The momment the original writter left and it became annual release, all it's left is it's corpse with a fresh coat of paint.
Not all games need to be all *Knacktion*
DammitSinged *KNACK 2 BABYYY*
A+ comment
Dammit why isn't this pinned
if a game has good knacktion then it will be a knack out
Knack 4 is already on the way
In all honesty, I love AC, but Dunkey is spitting facts.
@@PenguinsAreColdish black flag had the same issues, so did every other game
@@PenguinsAreColdish it's probably the worst in the series, all of the game is basically tailing missions and ships, where's the Assassin's Creed in it?
innerbloom lol your drunk
@@Yarin4ever black flag was 70% tailing missions so you saying black is the second worst in the series?
Assassin's Creed was a good concept but executed horribly. The only passable one is Black Flag and 2. Do not buy these shitty games, they are part of the reason why EA continues to do these things.
This guy doesn’t like a game I like... Welp, time to drop the n-word....... Good one guy!
That guy has a TH-cam channel with him just playing CoD, and being rather shit at it. The comments are flooded with "Assassin's Creed is a good franchise"
@@r3tr0_r3dux_2 haha epic!
R3tr0_R3dux_ what was his chanel name
@@denisd5027 'StickierOrange'
R3tr0_R3dux_ Looked it up and yes, that is hilarious. Thanks for the lead friendo
I love how even when dunkey is playing a game he thinks is shit he still manages to have fun.
"Oh shit! You FUCKED UP now! He's busting out the feather!"
Greatest line I have ever heard from Dunkey to be honest.
2 years ago and 239 likes but no replies
@@Awkhalil_7 Until now
3 years ago and 432 likes but inly one reply@@MrLicoriceTree
The part where the old man came back to life just to get out of the whater just so he dies again?! 😂😂😂
paul 1928 LMAO
He's right you know.
paul 1928 assasins creed is a good franchise
giorgi ustiashvili we all have our opinions
Whater ?
Dead man on land: dead
Dead man in water: swims back up to land and goes back to being dead again.
could be an scp
he was a paid actor
Bro he just forgot he was dead
that was not even the same mission. You dont even carry the grandpa anywhere. It was either a joke or dunkey is making people who haven't played the mission believe that the grandpa revives himself. Sure, it's retarded that someone wounded just gets up from the water but still, it was different footage (You can pick up dead bodies if they're in the water BTW). I dont like Assassins Creed, but I also dont like this review.
We went from dying on contact with water, to swimming in it, to later be revived by it. The Good Franchise really progressed through the years.
Imagine leaving an angry ill advised comment then having dunkey just MURDER you through an entire video all the while quoting your comment to point out that you did this to yourself. It's a beautiful thing.
Who knew a feather could be so cool.
Suggestive Carp you do know that the feather is for balancing out his sins right??
Suggestive Carp you practically insulted Egyptian culture if i am correct
Suggestive Carp the Feather is rooted in Egyptian history
Bongo's like you watch Dunkey videos and copy everything he says without thinking.
Anubis performed a measurement that determined whether the person was worthy of entering the realm of the dead (the underworld, known as Duat). By weighing the heart of a deceased person against Ma'at (or "truth"), who was often represented as an ostrich feather, Anubis dictated the fate of souls. Souls heavier than a feather would be devoured by Ammit, and souls lighter than a feather would ascend to a heavenly existence.
When Bayek (main character) shows the feather, the assassinated target drops down on his knees, meaning that his soul is heavier than the feather, which means he will go to hell.
Of course all this stuff is fake, but in a Assassins Creed game it makes sense because there are known gods in that universe, like Juno, Jupiter and Minerva.
Haven't heard that since Mario world
"Oh you fucked up, he's busting out the feather!" 😂😂😂😂
Ruben Chapman yeah
Ruben Chapman 666 likes
Trve kvlt bröther
Ruben Chapman TOUCH THAT MAN WITH A FEATHER- TOUCH HIM WITH A FEATHER!! OH YES!!
3:00 don’t you hate it when the guy you bury comes back to life because he doesn’t like the place
i hate when that happens
the footage was from 2 separate missions but okay...
@@danielboyd6927 Yeah most people already knew that. Doesn't make the game any less shit
@@danielboyd6927 please stop this the third comment I've seen you get angry in the replies for
I still come back to your older videos dunk for sheer entertainment. Your work is timeless!
Had to come back to this classic after the new vid
Gianluca Sabatini Same
Oh lordy I laughed SO HARD when the dead grandpa crawled back out of the water to just feign death again hahaha
It was not the dead grandpa, it's all faked. It's an other npc from an other quest. He has disable the UI to hide the quest ( you can see the quest marker on the guy he's putting to water ). I liked his video but he's just trolling the game, it's not that buggy and it really is a good Assassin's creed compared to the previous ones.
MacGyver Mann same
Hitrem party pooper
+Hitrem no offense you must be fun at parties
Isn't the npc still dead though
That song is so addictive wish it was longer
I don't know if it takes a whole lot of passion to reskin and resell a game
Mitchell Halvorson reskin doesn't mean the same thing as create something new.
*New models (buildings and enemies), new placements and layout of said models, new enemy types, new animations and new combat system*
Which part is reused from Syndicate?
@Kat's Bush KIW Damn you're salty. All because of a different opinion smh.
@Chuck Buskee Its really not though.
@Chuck Buskee Enemy types arent actually the same. Sure they serve the same basic purpose, but that's with all games that use different level enemy types.
The map is SIGNIFICANTLY different than Origins. The entire landscape is completely different. Egypt was a primarily flat landscape of dunes with major cities populating around it. And few mountain regions. Odyssey is a massive landscape filled with massive parts of ocean. The map is scattered with large and small islands, it's a mainly mountain terrain with forests and snow covered regions. The cities arent the same either. I never run through Athens and think Alexandria. Sparta is extremely unique aswell. Have things been reused, absolutely. It's a way to save money, and honestly, you cant really hate on that. Do you use a different bowl everytime you eat cereal? If you eat a bowl of cereal and want another bowl, you use the same bowl, if you are going to make a game a year after the last one, you're going to reuse textures, animations etc etc. Now if you make yourself a bowl the next day, then you would grab a different one, if you spend a little more time on the game, then create new unique features. Idk why people look down on this practice. Its bitching at its finest.
Combat is actually different aswell. Sure there are some reused animations, but there are far more unique ones aswell. Combat is a bit more fast past with different abilities to use.
The armor and weapon systems have been changed aswell.
Unique skill tree and abilities.
A new unique mercenary system.
New enemy's to kill. They are part of a cult (SPOILERS) it's the Templars. Theres like 43 of them to kill.
The sheer amount of shit to do in this game is evidence enough to say it's not a cash grab. Theres a stupid amount of things to do.
Your point about the story was reduntant since it is subjective.
Have you actually played the game? I ask because it's hard for me to wrap my head around the idea that someone could actually own both games and call them the same. Yes there are many reused features, but there are an increadible amount of unique features aswell that set this game apart from Origins.
@@EthanHall7276. Who said anything about Odyssey in the first place? His original comment was made before it was even released and he never mentions it...
You want to know why people look down on yearly franchises? Its because they are all the same game with minor changes, yes of course if you make a game every year you're going to need to recycle some stuff. Do you want to know the solution to this? Stop making a fucking game every year and actually try to make something fun and unique instead of just worrying about the bottom line. Which of course they don't have to do, kids are still going to keep asking for the new assassins creed game for Christmas and ubisoft is going to keep making them and they will keep making money, but you can't give them a pass on reusing stuff just because they make a game every year.
yo that end song was a fuckin bop
xStanatic [Syd]
agreed, dunkey needs to make a full version
livin in the city you know you have to surviveeeeee
Ale O can you feel the sunshine?
For anyone wondering, the song is Sonic R - Living in the City (Instrumental Version)
assassin's creed is a good franchise
B-but steel is heavier then feathers...
i knoh, theyre both a kaelograhm
A pound of steel weighs more than a pound of feathers.
Atsuko Kagari *starts to question your own existence*
I like you quite a bit.
Kill Jester.
The worst part is I felt the same way with that book of the dead mission, as most people stumble on that temple very early and it's literally a 3 min horse/camel ride from the start of the mission.
Y o u k n o w d u n k e y ' s w h i t e r i g h t ?
I was told he was black for some reason
Well if you watched his 500k face reveal you'd know he's actually of puerto rican descent.
Dunkey is actually a black grandma.
sounds black though, kinda like the reverse Black Klansmen
Fake news
You know, The Flying Rat is the one who made that feather.
Deep lore. That`s why Assassin`s creed is a good franchise.
@@Szmajdzik wait those aren't apostrophes what are they WHAT ARE THEY
Szmajdzik fact
*Assasin's Creed Origins: The Squeakquel*
Justin Young not today Justin but don't feel discouraged you will get top comment on 50 other videos I watch today
I was too late this time
all you gotta do is say a shit meme or physically become a sheep and say "god has returned" or something. the only thing you sacrifice is your pride.
You can literally comment my name jeff and get 500 likes.
Assassin's Creed Origins: We Wuz Kangs edition
Dunkey, you are very wrong, this is a huge exaggeration, the game is actually much more boring than what you have shown so far.
assistant creams is a good french fries
Stealth is a vital part of Assassin's Creed Origins for all players.
*click* noice
Assassin’s Creed is shit and always has been
Metal Gear reference is gold.
That's really funny because every stealth mission I play I end up slaughtering the whole camp
EARLthePEARL gta V is shit and has always been
This game is utterly broken and the story is trash
9/10 it has a little something for everyone
Guacamole Gamer lol you guys have bought a shit version mine is near perfect
Zeb i did it just wasent funny at all
@@lewis213b7 yeah it was a lame joke. Horrible delivery, no sense of timing.
9/10 it has a little something for everyone.
IGN called, they want their review back
I see that your a writer for IGN
Aging like a fine wine
Dunkey, you're the freaking man, this video had me laughing my ass off from start to finish. Never change dude.
Ok, so the dead guy climbing out of the water had me laughing pretty hard. That's one of the best glitches I have seen in a while.
Duz111 it's not a glitch it's a gameplay flaw
VeryDapperFellow i think what they did was that the "dead" guy was supposed to be injured or something, and when dunkey threw him in the water the game didn't want him to die, so he climbed back up the dock. But if that isn't the guy's body, it still makes the game look bad, because that "glitch" is retarded
It's not a gameplay flaw, you're just not meant to throw the body in the fucking river lmao
Fxlse Rxijin if you dont know, when a npc gets thrown in a body of water, in assassins creed, they instantly die. I think that is the source of this glitch.
Duz111 I know right he's just all healthy all of a sudden and sets himself back up like "let me just set myself back to my dramatic wounded pose" lol
what I don't understand is why don't they just make the npc walking speed the same as the player walking speed
Máté Horváth they did and its call witcher 3
Not that it would've made the game less of a boring slog though.
Right so imagine a trailing mission where, hear me out, the NPC is actually faster than the player, and you have to use strategy and utilise the movement mechanics to get an advantage!
Update: Ubisoft came to my house and broke my knees and locked me in the basement, I'm currently living off the fungus on the walls I don't know when they'll come back please send help my coordinates ARE 1 2 3 HELP
@@dokidokih3ntai497 witcher also sucks
They already did it in origins lmao
How pathetic can you be to call someone a racial slur because you didn’t like someone’s game review
That's how racist works.
Relatable
@@lama2170 it’s pathetic lol
At E3: Hey, this looks decent.
When game comes out: *HOLY SHIT HE PULLED OUT THE FEATHER*
Bob Pickleson your answer sounds like the jokes dunkey made in this video lol
just because its a part of the mythos doesnt mean it looks cool.
Paul Brandofino it actually does look cool tho. When he touches them, they either sink into the Duat or dissolve into dust. It's a very graceful animation.
Assassin's Creed makes you really FEEL like Batman
depressed, sad, trailing after trailing. indeed.
I FEEL like a total barnacle head.
I still don't know if that Batman video is ironic or not. What do you guys think?
No Batman AC and Assassin Creed Origins both are Awesome games and did really well
Its just that Dunkey loves platformers of Sonic and Mario more
Jaivardhan Deshwal Origins isn't a bad game, it's just that Zelda BOTW and Horizon Zero Dawn were so good, that this pales in comparison. He gave BOTW second place, so it can't be because he hates open world games.
I finally played Assassin’s Creed: Origins myself, and holy shit, Dunkey actually undersells how boring this game is.
You Say Yes I Say No no lmao, it’s really fun
You Say Yes I Say No the normal edition doesn’t suck but the gold edition does have two dlcs that kinda have a better main story the main game and have good content...
You Say Yes I Say No ok
@@mduis9532 I you didn't play any soulsborne games (especially Bloodborne and Ds3) and Witcher 3 it can be fun.
@@mduis9532 dude I mean ,"if you didn't play any soulsborne or witcher 3 ac origins can be fun". I said It because Ac oddysey is a mixture of Dark souls combat system and Witcher 3 open world formula. But Ac:Origins isn't as good as Witcher 3 or any souls game (even it's not good as half of them). Because of this I said that if you didn't play them ac origins can be fun. For me Ac origins was really boring.
0:23 Damn, good thing he didn't make the bot read the whole thing...sheesh.
Pretty funny he should’ve cut it at the very end lol
I thought he used the bot so he could read it
I love how that commenter at the start is all like "And I'm gonna say it..." like he's the only one "brave" enough to say what needs to be said.
He's been waiting for his whole life to unleash it
Lol g every time I see that part I laugh out loud
I don’t even think Ubisoft likes their games.
No, but they like money
What's wrong with this game?
Maybe watch the video? It's not long, maybe you will understand it.
I like on of Ubisoft games and it’s steep but it’s also glitchy
And rayman
"it's the bird from Assassin's Creed" 😂😂😂
Dunkey review always crack me up
after all these years, that "OHHH Shit, you fucked up now! He's busting out the feaher!" still totally cracks me up
Yes a lot of passion went into this game, clearly they didn't give up halfway through like my parents did while raising me
I just saw you on sargon of akkad's newest video your pretty fast to comment
Friendly Person I am skynet, it takes 2.5 seconds for every shitpost, bow to me mortal for I have taken your memes and like aids spread them all over the internet
videogamedunkey thank you dunk I enjoyed my five cents
Are you sure XD
XD
Thanos should've just touched the avengers with a feather
1:57 he hit the table so hard the dude had a heart attack
No his armpit just stinks
Lmao
This game really makes you feel like you're an Assassin's Creed
*"Assassin's Creed is a good franchise"*
In a story its kinda good but in all game play its a literal pile of trail missions, Ive played and beaten all of them and I was a fan of the story but game play is still what made me leave the game entirely.
"They put passion in their games"
Haha now you got me
Lester Finch
Well, the story did have me scratch my head many times
The trails have been there since the beginning! Why does EA think they make good gameplay? I bet it's just to pad the game hours on the games.
ColonolNutty AC isn't made by EA. It's made by ubisoft.
I'm watching this for the fifth time, I just got the "hay" joke.
Grzegorz Wałach lmao
same
i stil dint get it lol
He said Hay. and he jumped into hay.
Fa Kenews lol i thought that too but thought it would be something else
It was later revealed that StickierOrange was a Developer on Bubsy 3D
@StickierOrange found you nigga
@StickierOrange Good Frenchfries
@StickierOrange You know Dunkey's white right?
@StickierOrange its the same bastard
As a fan of the assassin creed games. You've got a point. There are too many boring missions and trailing missions.
Damn I love Dunkey
Alex Olsson who doesn't
Alex Olsson you know dunkey’s white right
Alex Olsson AsAsSiN’s CrEeD iS a GoOd FrAnChIsE
i love dunkey but i love FaZe Jev more
"The rest of us gamers play these games for the story"
Just how firmly entrenched in your bubble do you have to be to believe this shit.
Well I play it for good gameplay and good story
FIRMLY
@@nonutnovemberman so you think trailing missions = good gameplay never heard that joke before you must be a comedian
@ zarco00 0. I said “ good” gameplay zarco. Trailing missions are not ‘good’ gameplay
*Great Gramphics > Great Grameplay*
Justin Young you again!
Sadly assassin's Creed has neither
Love me some of those Gramphics!! Gameplay is awesome in this game, oh... so is graphics :P Stop judging this on past games.
Ryan Parker dude. The gameplay and the gameplay is good? Dang. Gotta try this one out then if you say it's got double good gameplay.
I meant graphics :/
Best parts of Ubisoft games' are these comments. Been scrolling for pages and I feel genuine passion went into these.
Tht comment in the begining really pissed me off. There is no point in playing a game with a good story if the gameplay is broken.
Deo Lan
Ikr you may as well watch a movie
@Life Is Strange
Pen_Cipher yeah when i think a good story i think annoying characters saying hella alot
The story isnt even good anymore
well idk why ppls consider themselves like "pro gamers" while just killing stupid NPCs, it's not fun at all. I like playingsolo games after being tired of playing multiplayer fps games, they require a lot of concentration and energy, once i am tired i enjoy a good story and that's all.