The Alien Bible, Our 7 New Commandments - Episode 75

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  • @Steezus51
    @Steezus51 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    Jordan saying “I think any display of community being ant like is hype” is the realest thing ever said on the podcast

  • @jonasjohnson5383
    @jonasjohnson5383 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    I. Thou shalt be free to be who you are.
    II. Thou shalt not be Hitler.
    III. Thou shalt eat healthy.
    IV. uhh...
    V. Thou shalt be nice.
    VI. Thou shalt think of themselves as an ant.
    VII. Thou shalt use a language.

    • @kjmario
      @kjmario ปีที่แล้ว

      Jesus is lord

  • @al_eggs
    @al_eggs ปีที่แล้ว +100

    They’re really setting the tone for Episode 80 with this religion talk

    • @Johncena64793
      @Johncena64793 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      5 more episodes

    • @Keystone762
      @Keystone762 ปีที่แล้ว

      What is the significance of episode 80?

    • @Johncena64793
      @Johncena64793 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Keystone762 peter is going to bash every religion

    • @senn808
      @senn808 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@Johncena64793That's gonna turn out well

  • @mysticfilms4780
    @mysticfilms4780 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    “If I push myself with spice, I’ll feel it twice.”
    - Little Z

  • @ronswanson7607
    @ronswanson7607 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Jordan was really onto something with his moral thoughts and language question, like there was a REALLY good question in there. In the Discourse on Inequality, Jean Jacques Rousseau tries to explain inequality in society by examining man’s development from the amoral primitive being of the past to the complex and morally corrupt agent seen today, and part of that exploration involves questions about the rise of language and complex emotions like greed, jealousy, and pride. It’s definitely a really good question, one that I don’t think Rousseau was even able to answer himself all that well, so nice job Jordan.

  • @nychus37
    @nychus37 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Jordan's question about thinking without language was definitely his best question so far ngl

  • @pieman1227
    @pieman1227 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I worked at Subway for 4 years- I LOVE the thought that they manufacture the smell to spread around as much as possible to attract unwary passersby, but it’s just the smell of the frozen dough sticks being thawed in a humidity machine before being put in the oven to bake.

  • @muffinhead2006
    @muffinhead2006 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    I’m at 20 minutes rn and I think this might be their best episode

  • @noahmoots9901
    @noahmoots9901 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    As someone who can't visualize or have any inner monologue, seeing Jordan's mind be blown was really funny

    • @switchfootfan598
      @switchfootfan598 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Do you mean you don’t have a conscience?

    • @theninjakid88
      @theninjakid88 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      My man has 0 thoughts a day

    • @shanemiller1182
      @shanemiller1182 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'm the opposite where my inner monologue won't ever shut up

  • @shanmukhmeka665
    @shanmukhmeka665 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    To Peter Hopcat:
    You are much cooler than you think! Thank you for being so cool.
    Regards,
    Me

  • @lisawatson390
    @lisawatson390 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Is Jordan trying to describe a psychopath? Lack of feelings and empathy, or a robot that functions without emotions

    • @F0XD1E
      @F0XD1E ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Maybe he never recovered from covid and just can't smell anything and forgot what it's like.

    • @JustOneAsbesto
      @JustOneAsbesto ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Beep boop.

  • @andymcclurg9916
    @andymcclurg9916 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "Was Jesus Christ the first content creator?" This is why I love the podcast

  • @ThatOneGuy0271
    @ThatOneGuy0271 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Jordan describing the bible and quran as straight bangers is actually jokes. having a good laugh watching this.
    Update: Jordan getting dismissed at the end of his segment made me a bit sad. Trying to understand how people think and process information is good food for thought. I understand you guys were trying to not let the aliens know to much but there was value in what Jordan was asking about methods of thinking outside of words/numbers and direct emotions.
    Update 2: this comment isnt here to really mean much (positively or negatively) ik you guys are all friends. I just thought what Jordan was saying at the time was really interesting and had potential for some more discussion.
    Update 3: That joke by Jordan at the end of the pod was really something else

  • @Necromancer4267
    @Necromancer4267 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    It is absolutely more frugal to cut out all the unnecessary bullshit people buy out of laziness or mild addiction, such as expensive coffees, delivery, amazon "splurges," etc. so in that sense the Boomers are right, but no amount of frugality will buy anyone a house.

    • @Veckler
      @Veckler ปีที่แล้ว

      My grandparents worked in a brick factory as labourers until they retired and they easily afforded a big ass house with a guest room and all that shit.
      I work in IT and banks here literally won't give me a loan based on my salary.

  • @Scottgriffinftw
    @Scottgriffinftw ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Hop making a whole video about how being a contrarian isn’t interesting just to be a massive one in the hype segment

  • @beastabuelos6421
    @beastabuelos6421 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    It's interesting to me that Peter said to Jordan that boomers are their parents. I'm 30 and there are no boomers in my family. My grandparents were all silent generation (1 before boomers) and my parents aunts and uncles are all gen x (1 after boomers). Tbf, they're all close to the beginning (grandparents) and end (their kids) of the boomer generation, but none of them actually are. I'm also the oldest in my family of my generation.

  • @quarantineking9234
    @quarantineking9234 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i think a good example for fake hype would be like doing a back flip. for me who can’t do it it’s hype but for peter who does flipping and can flip or for gymnasts it would be fake hype

  • @SpookyouKnowIt23
    @SpookyouKnowIt23 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I must reiterate that I would buy Zack's art 'quote' shirt in a fucking heartbeat

  • @heinfritz1396
    @heinfritz1396 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Jordan's noise at the end went crazy. Really got me wanting to watch ,ahem, listen all the way to the end of the podcast.

  • @pingablename
    @pingablename ปีที่แล้ว +6

    NEW UNDERDOGS PODCAST WOOOOOOOO THE ONLY THING I LIVE FOR

  • @rhanimation4123
    @rhanimation4123 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    3 seconds in and already the best thing i’ve seen today

    • @SaxoraMcOhn
      @SaxoraMcOhn ปีที่แล้ว

      The intro is just that good

    • @V27272
      @V27272 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@SaxoraMcOhn Jordan's contribution to it was absolutely enthraling

    • @rhanimation4123
      @rhanimation4123 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      LOL half the episode is about how hard is it to stay humble and i say this 3 seconds in

  • @rreeeekk
    @rreeeekk ปีที่แล้ว +2

    My favorite story about the fake restaurant smells is in South Korea they had coffee scent sprayed onto busses at stations near dunkin donuts and sales near those stops increased significantly.

  • @johnnyszumigala8392
    @johnnyszumigala8392 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    90000 is crazy for average salary. in America houses cost the same amount but the average salary is like 30000-50000 dollars a year

  • @timvanabswoude6950
    @timvanabswoude6950 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    corner kick goals are so hype 30:08

  • @ToBeJam
    @ToBeJam ปีที่แล้ว

    1:04:50
    Zack bringing up this reminded me of something I heard of before, and I did a little research.
    Back in Roman times, when a general won a huge battle, he would go back to his city and parade through the streets in triumph. People would cheer and celebrate for this general. These parades were actually called "triumphs." The generals would ride through the streets in a chariot, and they would have a specialised slave called an "auriga." This slave would continuously whisper "memento mori" into the general's ear, a Latin phrase meaning something along the lines of "remember that you are mortal."
    Just a cool fact I wanted to share, maybe you've heard it before. There actually were professional roasters in ancient Rome.

  • @ianjschulzcompositions
    @ianjschulzcompositions ปีที่แล้ว +3

    If you guys ever want a new intro, please let me know

  • @cole5274
    @cole5274 ปีที่แล้ว

    peters talk about sports fans really just feels like the guy yelling "stop having fun"

  • @SaxoraMcOhn
    @SaxoraMcOhn ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Adding to Peters experiment: the ends of the spectrum are Aphantasia and Hyperphantasia (spelling mistakes possible)
    Aphantasia is a complete lack of phantasy, being unable to picture things inside the mind.
    While Hyperphantasia is the opposite with an extremely vivid picture sometimes even accompanied by the other senses like smell or sound.
    Both are a bother or a strength when drawing as people with Aphantasia are unable to picture something to draw but can draw the things in front of them without distraction while Hyperphantasia have the entire opposite problem often leading to frustration.
    As this is a TH-cam comment, please research this yourself if you really want to know more.

    • @JacobPDeIiNoNi
      @JacobPDeIiNoNi ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I used to do art and have exactly the issue you mentioned with hyperphantasia. I don’t know if I have hyperphantasia exactly but I can generally have a pretty good mental image of things. But that led to me quitting art, because I could always imagine exactly what I wanted to draw but could never actually draw it the way I imagined . It was very frustrating. But then again I imagine people with aphantasia have their own separate issues regarding that

    • @kestrelynn
      @kestrelynn ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@JacobPDeIiNoNiexactly this
      I have so many cool pictures in my head but its frustrating not being able to get them down properly

  • @kelh1935
    @kelh1935 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Zack not knowing bukkake is the funniest thing I've ever heard

  • @ace-xd2712
    @ace-xd2712 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Quote of the video: Okay, so we will all be ants and all throw up on each other instead of using language.
    -Zack

  • @shinykazuo
    @shinykazuo ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I never realized how poorly people can picture things in their mind. I thought everyone could think of an apple and just... see it. I can literally picture the texture and juiciness of an apple in my hand. (I think it's because I've eaten a lot of apples in my life if I had to picture something I encounter less I probably wouldn't be able to picture it as well.)

  • @Bken96
    @Bken96 ปีที่แล้ว

    The thing Jackson was talking about with the ant vomit is called trophallaxis. Tldr they communicate with each other through vomiting

  • @Pleepstar
    @Pleepstar ปีที่แล้ว

    This episode is exactly why Jordan is my favorite Underdog cx

  • @rthan1868
    @rthan1868 ปีที่แล้ว

    Jordan is actually right that nothing actually smells good, we decide what smells good based on what its associated with. I'm pretty sure there was a prison experiment that tested this

  • @MayorOrangutan
    @MayorOrangutan 23 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    1:23 It’s the Poppt1 question of the week!

  • @angelwulff5973
    @angelwulff5973 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Great pod today, my new favorite

  • @Milkboi420
    @Milkboi420 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    jordan is actually on to something for once some deaf people think in signs and see them in
    their heads

  • @realsouljaboy3927
    @realsouljaboy3927 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Jackson you're a fellow aphantasiac, no images in the noggin. brother.

  • @MD.1111
    @MD.1111 ปีที่แล้ว

    Jackson's outfit is amazingly coordinated

  • @theogorham3529
    @theogorham3529 ปีที่แล้ว

    In America almost every movie theater pumps out the smell of pop corn to get you to buy it.

  • @rcole7274
    @rcole7274 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    About the smell thing, most of the taste in food is in the nose

  • @sobriquet4596
    @sobriquet4596 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The second Jackson said anus I got a Spotify ad about pizza. And then I immediately went to yt to comment

  • @gix9704
    @gix9704 ปีที่แล้ว

    Can y'all put the link for the spotify and apple podcast please? It's really a pain to find on our own.

  • @JustinCarnitas
    @JustinCarnitas ปีที่แล้ว

    Amazing pod guys!

  • @potatobagel
    @potatobagel ปีที่แล้ว

    I think a lot of deaf people learn to think through images instead of language. Not 100% sure cuz im not deaf but i do remember hearing that-

  • @notyournoob3533
    @notyournoob3533 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This was the only podcast where I was actively holding my head in my hands for the first 10 minutes listening to Jordan, keep it up guys!

  • @LadAussie
    @LadAussie ปีที่แล้ว

    With Cogger on the Image scale, It really takes some effort for me to get the slightest image of something in my head.

  • @Lupin3rd-hr9nc
    @Lupin3rd-hr9nc ปีที่แล้ว

    I’d love if for the next podcast they all came up with their own 7 testaments for their own religions

  • @xandriee
    @xandriee ปีที่แล้ว

    the waterborder cameo at the end was a odd but pleasant surprise i must say

  • @Mr.Type0
    @Mr.Type0 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ngl Napoleon Dynamite is very hype when dancing alone

  • @Itstakito
    @Itstakito ปีที่แล้ว

    20:50 HE REMEMBERED :D

  • @chrisjrswag
    @chrisjrswag ปีที่แล้ว

    I’m starting to think something is seriously wrong with Jordan, “Flowers don’t smell good”

  • @Diamondstar1ify
    @Diamondstar1ify ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Regarding making plans to come over in the '50s
    Wouldn't phones exist?

    • @Diamondstar1ify
      @Diamondstar1ify ปีที่แล้ว

      @joshuaandersen1800 I mean, how useful could they have really been without TH-cam...

  • @noahdroker960
    @noahdroker960 ปีที่แล้ว

    im exactly the same as cogger with the picturing things

  • @Ban-zx9se
    @Ban-zx9se ปีที่แล้ว

    Since you bring up that the pod only reaches underdogs fans, why not release the cut up vids/shorts before releasing the full thing to get more people to watch them, because if people have already listened to the full thing what reason do they have to rewatch it?

  • @samuelvoisey2128
    @samuelvoisey2128 ปีที่แล้ว

    when is the deleyed voice segment from like episode 10 or smthn. we need it

  • @aeresys
    @aeresys ปีที่แล้ว

    New segment: Jackson's misinformation of the week

  • @StarzieYT
    @StarzieYT ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Love how they use the same photos of jordan and peter in every underdogs podcast thumbnail😂

  • @captainximpersonations6860
    @captainximpersonations6860 ปีที่แล้ว

    Guys, guys. Adam and Eve had more than just the three main children. Women were almost never named in the Bible so we wouldn’t have known about them, and they likely had other sons that just weren’t named due to not be memorable (even if being memorable means killing you sibling 💀)
    Unfortunately yes, that means we are all children of incest, but hey. “Love is love” and all that.

  • @TheCrashbandicoot36
    @TheCrashbandicoot36 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Deaf people think in hands ~ Hopwell 2023

  • @derpydudes7814
    @derpydudes7814 ปีที่แล้ว

    1. Adam and Eve had both genes for skin colors so they were brown
    2. Adam and Eve had a lot more kids than listed

  • @Schi-sm
    @Schi-sm ปีที่แล้ว

    Rain smells good. 🗿👌 7:49

  • @reubenrecardo1889
    @reubenrecardo1889 ปีที่แล้ว

    honestly I feel like pride in general is bad. whether its national, local or whatever. Like or love things because they're meaningful to you, if they happen to be national or local then thats okay.

  • @indradracolich
    @indradracolich ปีที่แล้ว

    5 MORE EPISODES

  • @SaxoraMcOhn
    @SaxoraMcOhn ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The scientific term is bukake 💀

    • @kjmario
      @kjmario ปีที่แล้ว

      Science proves God

  • @SAS-jj8yh
    @SAS-jj8yh ปีที่แล้ว

    Gotta get my fix (of crumbs)

  • @artycko5289
    @artycko5289 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Please do make the streamers in year 0 skit

  • @ErnErnErn323
    @ErnErnErn323 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    your twitter was right, this is one of the best episodes yet

    • @kjmario
      @kjmario ปีที่แล้ว

      Jesus is truth

  • @SsjkidsSaveCosmo08
    @SsjkidsSaveCosmo08 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    WAIT PEOPLE DON'T THINK IN WORDS

  • @Degenerick
    @Degenerick ปีที่แล้ว

    aliens invaded every country in Independence Day

  • @hyaey
    @hyaey ปีที่แล้ว

    I give a full 5 to the apple question 😱

  • @seoulcal8801
    @seoulcal8801 ปีที่แล้ว

    I agree with peter about sports

  • @Xenowolf8
    @Xenowolf8 ปีที่แล้ว

    Why are there only 7 commandments, do they not know the Bible has 10?

  • @Eliharbert1
    @Eliharbert1 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love you

    • @kjmario
      @kjmario ปีที่แล้ว

      ✝️ God loves you more than you could ever imagine.

  • @xxniliusfanxx2766
    @xxniliusfanxx2766 ปีที่แล้ว

    they need to be up on there bivle lore. adam and eve have hundredsof kids male and female

  • @chrisjrswag
    @chrisjrswag ปีที่แล้ว

    Okay HopCat is right in a way about sports but he doesn’t realize the fan base for smash players is actually a cancer. People ride or die just for their favorite player

  • @ejm25
    @ejm25 ปีที่แล้ว

    Jackson looking a bit different today

  • @kylezhang2711
    @kylezhang2711 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Has any other podcast ever started with the poppt1 question of the week?

    • @MD.1111
      @MD.1111 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hmm I don't think they've started with Jordans q of the week before

  • @ez1294
    @ez1294 ปีที่แล้ว

    5 away...

  • @demondialga1341
    @demondialga1341 ปีที่แล้ว

    They should bring in a religious person, a lgbtq person, and a minority race for one episode.

    • @kjmario
      @kjmario ปีที่แล้ว

      Jesus is lord

  • @Animalcracker7
    @Animalcracker7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hi

  • @kalebochoa5376
    @kalebochoa5376 ปีที่แล้ว

    The cut off for Boomers is 1964. How old are their parents?

  • @owensteiner1864
    @owensteiner1864 ปีที่แล้ว

    Here is my "negative" comment, Jordan you should go back to your long form content such as learning street fighter and Fortnite. I personally just enjoy how you learn things, it's a very interesting process, and I also think it's better content. Whatever you do I will still watch tho

  • @louieveton5764
    @louieveton5764 ปีที่แล้ว

    Cain and Abel married each others twin sister so Cain married Abel’s sister and Abel married cains

    • @kjmario
      @kjmario ปีที่แล้ว

      ?

    • @louieveton5764
      @louieveton5764 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kjmario they were asking who Adam and Eves sons married

  • @ernestorodriguez791
    @ernestorodriguez791 ปีที่แล้ว

    👍🏾

  • @rhyrhy69
    @rhyrhy69 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    22:02

  • @ejm25
    @ejm25 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Peter has the worst takes of all time

  • @euhq2490
    @euhq2490 ปีที่แล้ว

    Day 15 of asking to be your podcast editor. starting off week 3 strong.

  • @joshtomkins1508
    @joshtomkins1508 ปีที่แล้ว

    Love the pod, this episode was so funny, but I do think the question of the week would be better if Jordan thought about it for a few minutes. I get the point is that he's trying to be dumb, but recently I swear his questions / statements are over-the-top levels of stupid

  • @pseudo2224
    @pseudo2224 ปีที่แล้ว

    YIPPEE

    • @PikyFishy7
      @PikyFishy7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fresh

    • @kjmario
      @kjmario ปีที่แล้ว

      ✝️

    • @kjmario
      @kjmario ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@PikyFishy7✝️

    • @PikyFishy7
      @PikyFishy7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@kjmario eerrm.. what?

  • @euhq2490
    @euhq2490 ปีที่แล้ว

    Day 17 of asking to be your podcast editor

  • @euhq2490
    @euhq2490 ปีที่แล้ว

    Day 16 of asking to be your podcast editor.

  • @aykdo
    @aykdo ปีที่แล้ว

    I know someone’s probably gonna hate me, but God loves you, but you to repent and be born again before it’s too late I love you and I don’t want you to be separated from God for eternity. so please repent and be born again thank you. Whoever took the time to read this.

    • @trinidaddy
      @trinidaddy 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@aykdo "so if you read this please convert to my religion" that's not how it works kid. You're not doing any good for anyone. You know nothing about how to be a missionary. You probably haven't even read much of the book you claim to love so much. If you want to act like some sort of missionary spreading the good word, at least research what you're trying to say. Telling someone to do something as a little kid that has no ldea what they're talking about is maybe the least convincing thing you could do, so I don't feel slightly bad for any negativity you receive in light of your negligence.

  • @Applems
    @Applems ปีที่แล้ว

    a

  • @SAS-jj8yh
    @SAS-jj8yh ปีที่แล้ว

    This podcast is stinky! This is not a miswording, I'm not going to double back, this podcast stinks! Like lavender :)

  • @kjmario
    @kjmario ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Yo what's with this blasphemous as heck video???

  • @isaacazimi3840
    @isaacazimi3840 ปีที่แล้ว

    I can only plead with everyone in these comments to read the Book of Mormon. It holds many eternal truths and the fullness of the gospel

  • @bradleyklicsu573
    @bradleyklicsu573 ปีที่แล้ว

    Zack lookin kinda cut in this video… new hottest underdog?

  • @aldine_KSP
    @aldine_KSP ปีที่แล้ว

    Def dont want the gay shit in the alien book

    • @kjmario
      @kjmario ปีที่แล้ว

      Jesus is the way the truth and the life

    • @pokedude4494
      @pokedude4494 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      🏳‍🌈

  • @dakotahrobinson8209
    @dakotahrobinson8209 ปีที่แล้ว

    Jordan’s ignorance is mind boggling

    • @kjmario
      @kjmario ปีที่แล้ว

      ✝️