Part time Door Dasher here, couple things: 1.) Most of the time the restaurant or business has the order in a bag that is taped up or "secure" to where we can't physically check the order. We just have to trust they put the right things in the right bag! (Usually almost always the restaurants fault if something is missing) 2.) Yes we do take multiple orders at once and we have no choice on the amount or pathway to deliveries. Sometimes they don't make sense logistically! 3.) That get your order faster button is a scam and it literally gets there at the same time unless there is a single dasher with no order which is not always likely to happen. Guaranteed to have more lawsuits in the future over this!
these four and the "shrinking trump" psychiatrists, John & Harry!! The other day they told us how they were coping with the re-election of FFP45: John cops to crying a lot - to which his wife, when she sees him curled on the floor crying in a fetal position, screams "MEDITATE"!! 😂😂 and Harry is firmly entrenched in "denial". 🫢🤣🤣 He's not following the goings-on of rump but for the necessary viewing for Podcast material; so Harry's escaping w/ music & the arts. I watch music vids, Hallmark Christmas movies and color a-lot! 😆 Between Jen, Meemaw, Kylie, Josh, John & Harry, my sanity is secure. 💙
I worked retail in college so I’m always nice to service personnel. Secondly, we eat at home mostly. Better food, wine and cheaper. When we do go out it’s usually somewhere, where we can get food that I don’t cook at home and somewhere that has fabulous service. I rarely complain because I so happy to not have to cook or clean up.
I love how this trio elevates trivial, first-world problems to global crises and make us, the listeners, actually care and empathize! Credit where credit is due.
OMG! I married a Josh as well! It should been a red flag when on our second date, he kept picking at my plate and left me with just an appetizer sized portion, kept talking as if no thievery has occurred, and proceeded to finish his plate. I told him he was rude and a huge put off. Everything horrible that’s happened in the last 35 years is on me😂! Shoulda ran, woulda ran, coulda ran. Love Josh’s contribution, please make him a regular, he’s just evidence that it’s not just me suffering😂!
I love Having the gay husband Josh on lately! Blessica really hit the jackpot with that one! Meemaw Drag take notes on how to find a lavender marriage 😂❤ Kathy beat the system already but the rest of us, we have a lot to learn here! 😂😊love yall so damn much! #takingtheeaglebackonecenterofthecinnamonroleatatime
Everybody should be required to work in retail and food service for three months minimum of their lives the world would be a better place because of it. All I’m gonna say. 🤐
As a long time food server and delivery driver please DO NOT TIP AT ALL FOR BAD SERVICE. It's not fair for the workers that go above and beyond and earn a good tip. It sucks when a co-worker who is crap gets the same tips as me. Pretipping disincentives excellence and rewards mediocrity.
Dating long distance is almost like dating a prisoner, especially if you limit how often they are allowed to call you 😏 and how often you can schedule conjugal visits...😂
Why are your premieres at such weird hours. It's 4am MT. Yet here I am watching it 😂. You're complicit in my reversed sleep schedule! Just wanted to add that you absolutely can adjust your tip on UberEats for a period of time after your food is delivered. I rarely do it but if it's the entirely wrong order I won't hesitate.
Sometimes you can’t blame the uber/ Dash delivery driver for not having an item not available upon delivery, because sometimes the restaurant runs out of the items and doesn’t inform the customer. Only option the deliver person has is to text or call the customer that the restaurant doesn’t have item they wanted available or inform the person at the door . And not everyone answers the phone or door 🤷🏽♀️
It's brutal being single among coupled up couples. I've been single 25 year's when I was younger after hitting 67 I decided it was more beneficial staying single.
If you cut in line in a drive through, you can't complain when the people preparing your order get it wrong. With this particular episode; these two ladies are beginning to scare me. I say this in jest. I plan to continue tuning in to this podcast after I relocate to Canada.
Love when Josh visits. Josephine, you are so lucky to have him as a husband!😉. Why hasn't Mr Pillow been appointed to a "special legal council to the president" position? and will J.D. Mandel be fired and replaced by ELONIA ? Love the podcast!😂😂😂😂😂
I imagine there's lots of people in jails and prisons that aren't scumbags considering the economic side of fines, etc. Some of the reformed prisoners seem like the best people alive.
One time I was at an airport in Austin and my granddaughter lost her phone charger. She was crying and then a bunch of people pulled out a charger and said to her “Here - use mine!” My faith in humanity was restored at the moment…
I have an idea until pillsbury puts in more icing, just make your own it’s simple and store it in freezer , then when you bake them pull out your extra frosting!!!’n maybe not ideal but you can do it ahead keep a stash of it in freezer😅😊😊😊😊
Cut up the cinnamon rolls, put in a small pan, bake, then pour the frosting over the cinnamon rolls. It comes out more like every bite is the center bite.
I’m with you guys on pre-tipping. I hate it. But then, I feel if I don’t give a good pre-tip, the worker will spit in my food! I’m stuck between a rock and a hard place! I’ve had it!
On prior tipping: In future, Josh may benefit by practicing Nasruddin's solution. This is the penalty/reward of tailoring today's tip to the quality of the previous meal's service. If this were more widely practiced the problem would soon self-correct.
I live in Houston Texas - even though we as Texans have Jasmine Crockett - we still have the worst of the worst in Ted Cruz and especially Greg Abbott- I’m about to go the ssdi office to prove that I don’t make enough money to survive - because my rent is 1800$- which is standard rent ( on the low end) in Houston - the Man needs me to live in a tent underneath a bridge in order for me to receive my full benefits- anyway I thought I might brighten your day with this - I love your podcast
I will push back on one thing. the best flight I ever had was the one from Denver to Orlando . Where I ate 20mg of weed chocolates right before we took off slept through almost the entire flight I woke up during some very bad turbulence then went back to sleep in less than a minute something would’ve never been able to sober. I have really bad anxiety
i can’t stand having to tip early on doordash, especially on groceries lol. they see that $20+ tip, and accept the order immediately… but it ends up being someone on a bicycle… they get all the wrong things even when i specify, and don’t respond to messages because they don’t speak english, i don’t mind! it would be nice to be able to communicate … 😑
Who order finishes first is next in line. Now the rules for Sonic are concrete! If you only want drinks and a small snack- use the drive thru. If you have a bigger food and drink purchase, pull the fk over! Nothing irritates me more than sitting in line waiting on someone’s full Suburban of meals when I just want a Cherry Vanilla Dr. Pepper and you KNOW they know better! HAD it!
I grew up Baptist (southern, not maga) and porn was like drinking, dancing and fornicating, not allowed and certainly not discussed openly. I guess I left the church too soon 🤷🏼♀️
This podcast is a public service to all of us!
Part time Door Dasher here, couple things:
1.) Most of the time the restaurant or business has the order in a bag that is taped up or "secure" to where we can't physically check the order. We just have to trust they put the right things in the right bag! (Usually almost always the restaurants fault if something is missing)
2.) Yes we do take multiple orders at once and we have no choice on the amount or pathway to deliveries. Sometimes they don't make sense logistically!
3.) That get your order faster button is a scam and it literally gets there at the same time unless there is a single dasher with no order which is not always likely to happen.
Guaranteed to have more lawsuits in the future over this!
Ahh ha! I thought the "pay more to get your food faster" was BS. I tried it 2 times, and my food took just as long! Thank you for the insight!
I need this podcast to survive the next 4 years!❤
Me too!!!
these four and the "shrinking trump" psychiatrists, John & Harry!!
The other day they told us how they were coping with the re-election of FFP45: John cops to crying a lot - to which his wife, when she sees him curled on the floor crying in a fetal position, screams "MEDITATE"!! 😂😂
and Harry is firmly entrenched in "denial". 🫢🤣🤣 He's not following the goings-on of rump but for the necessary viewing for Podcast material; so Harry's escaping w/ music & the arts.
I watch music vids, Hallmark Christmas movies and color a-lot! 😆
Between Jen, Meemaw, Kylie, Josh, John & Harry, my sanity is secure. 💙
Me too...I'd go bonkers without them!!!!
Love you ladies! Josh is a great addition. Im sitting at my desk laughing!! ❤
I worked retail in college so I’m always nice to service personnel. Secondly, we eat at home mostly. Better food, wine and cheaper. When we do go out it’s usually somewhere, where we can get food that I don’t cook at home and somewhere that has fabulous service. I rarely complain because I so happy to not have to cook or clean up.
We're in our Josh era! \o/ 🥳
I love how this trio elevates trivial, first-world problems to global crises and make us, the listeners, actually care and empathize! Credit where credit is due.
OMG! I married a Josh as well! It should been a red flag when on our second date, he kept picking at my plate and left me with just an appetizer sized portion, kept talking as if no thievery has occurred, and proceeded to finish his plate. I told him he was rude and a huge put off.
Everything horrible that’s happened in the last 35 years is on me😂! Shoulda ran, woulda ran, coulda ran. Love Josh’s contribution, please make him a regular, he’s just evidence that it’s not just me suffering😂!
Would hate to wait on this man if I worked in a restaurant!
Fr and it’s really not cute to basically brag about unapologetically like he did lol
Warden Husky Pumps!!! 😂😂😂😂
I love Having the gay husband Josh on lately! Blessica really hit the jackpot with that one! Meemaw Drag take notes on how to find a lavender marriage 😂❤ Kathy beat the system already but the rest of us, we have a lot to learn here! 😂😊love yall so damn much! #takingtheeaglebackonecenterofthecinnamonroleatatime
Let's be real, we all want a gay husband
I'm gay and single and looking for a sugar momma 😊@@autumnnicole7746
Josh is a nightmare in restaurants, but to be fair, he has great taste in women!
The ravioli incident sounds a lot like the “oh fudge” moment that Ralphie had in “A Christmas Story”.
I love when Josh is on the pod!
Everybody should be required to work in retail and food service for three months minimum of their lives the world would be a better place because of it. All I’m gonna say. 🤐
Agreed! A tip is based on service!
The advance tip thing must have started with the online ordering services and been taken to over by POS restaurants.
NEVER order marinara when you wear white! 😂
Sorry Jennifer but I'm totally crushing on your handsome husband! I ADORE THE 2 OF YOU BEAUTIFUL SMART WOMEN!😍😍😍🤩🤩🤩
Same. I think it's his flat demeanor LoL
OMG the DJ dude is hysterical.
As a long time food server and delivery driver please DO NOT TIP AT ALL FOR BAD SERVICE. It's not fair for the workers that go above and beyond and earn a good tip. It sucks when a co-worker who is crap gets the same tips as me. Pretipping disincentives excellence and rewards mediocrity.
Dating long distance is almost like dating a prisoner, especially if you limit how often they are allowed to call you 😏 and how often you can schedule conjugal visits...😂
Hot take: I don't tip for takeout food. The bill should cover food prep & tipping is for service only.
I tip 1 0/0 at a buffet
Why are your premieres at such weird hours. It's 4am MT. Yet here I am watching it 😂. You're complicit in my reversed sleep schedule! Just wanted to add that you absolutely can adjust your tip on UberEats for a period of time after your food is delivered. I rarely do it but if it's the entirely wrong order I won't hesitate.
Pre recorded....
Sometimes you can’t blame the uber/ Dash delivery driver for not having an item not available upon delivery, because sometimes the restaurant runs out of the items and doesn’t inform the customer. Only option the deliver person has is to text or call the customer that the restaurant doesn’t have item they wanted available or inform the person at the door . And not everyone answers the phone or door 🤷🏽♀️
Guys, your faces are beautiful, so stop hiding them behind giant mics!
The Blue Winged Hawk is ithe Bird You invented... Caw Caw... And bring back some Comfy Chairs...♥️💚💜🇨🇦
I was in sales for years and I have had many customers like Josh. They were always my favorite! 😂
I mean, they DO make double-stuffed OREOS.
🤣😂"I don't want a text about a bundt cake." 😁😁
Josh is looking more like Michael Fasbinder all the time. 😊
High praise indeed
I think Josh might be my spirit animal!! ❤ it ladies. You’re the best
It's brutal being single among coupled up couples. I've been single 25 year's when I was younger after hitting 67 I decided it was more beneficial staying single.
If you cut in line in a drive through, you can't complain when the people preparing your order get it wrong. With this particular episode; these two ladies are beginning to scare me. I say this in jest. I plan to continue tuning in to this podcast after I relocate to Canada.
Love when Josh visits. Josephine, you are so lucky to have him as a husband!😉.
Why hasn't Mr Pillow been appointed to a "special legal council to the president" position?
and will J.D. Mandel be fired and replaced by ELONIA ? Love the podcast!😂😂😂😂😂
Oh my god this is my favorite episode. You guys make my day😘
My husband loves the Pillsbury cinnamon rolls. I keep cream cheese frosting for the extra that he demands..lol
Tomato, tomahto. Pumps: Tomaytuh 😂 now thats an oklahoma accent!
We have all these listeners and not as many, like’s everybody hit that like button!! WTF
I imagine there's lots of people in jails and prisons that aren't scumbags considering the economic side of fines, etc. Some of the reformed prisoners seem like the best people alive.
One time I was at an airport in Austin and my granddaughter lost her phone charger. She was crying and then a bunch of people pulled out a charger and said to her “Here - use mine!” My faith in humanity was restored at the moment…
Please keep Josh.
Josh is so great. Love watching you ladies it’s the highlight of my day.
The ravioli story broke my heart, but I loved that he admitted it was a spectacular failure.... thanks for being real!
Josh is ADORABLE 🥰
I love 'cathy' lol
Josh is my favorite lmao but i love Jen and Pumps too ❤
my husband takes my first bite, my first sip, etc. not a jury in the land would convict me.
Thank you, Josh, for dutifully cacawing! 😂😂😂😂 we need it! And doesn't it make you feel better?
I have an idea until pillsbury puts in more icing, just make your own it’s simple and store it in freezer , then when you bake them pull out your extra frosting!!!’n maybe not ideal but you can do it ahead keep a stash of it in freezer😅😊😊😊😊
Let’s goo Josh
I am obsessed with Pumps’ blazer
When I make cinnamon roles, I’ll usually make my own icing because I completely agree that I require more icing than they provide
Pumps no fear attitude gives us well-endowed fellas hope.
Love when Josh is on the pod! 🎉 we have heard a lot about Jennifer’s mom, any chance she might want to come on?
Omg!!!! Dj!!!!! Come on, Pumps!!!!!
absolutely love you two
Pumps looks particularly awesome today.
47:47 HILARIOUS 😂 I busted out laughing at the gym and now I want to leave
Josh is hilariously annoying, never a dull moment to test the patience and sanity of people he dealt with.
Cut up the cinnamon rolls, put in a small pan, bake, then pour the frosting over the cinnamon rolls. It comes out more like every bite is the center bite.
I've had it with podcasters that use those huge phallic microphones. How about the little tie clip microphones so we can see your faces.
Great show everyone! Josh made me like him after not being sure he should be on the pod!
We love you Josh!
I love you ladies!!!❤
I’m with you guys on pre-tipping. I hate it. But then, I feel if I don’t give a good pre-tip, the worker will spit in my food! I’m stuck between a rock and a hard place! I’ve had it!
Love ya'll shows❤
45:02 Pumps you gotta date this man he's hilarious and sweet
I love Josh! He is so funny!
Love Josh💕💕
why doesn’t josh just come on the show full time!!! love his episodes! 😁
This podcast made me laugh and laugh!
DJ is the GOAT 🐐
You guys are the best. Josh is f*cking hilarious, by the way.
It would break my heart if you guys shut down the show. !!!!!! Nooooooooo!!!
On prior tipping: In future, Josh may benefit by practicing Nasruddin's solution. This is the penalty/reward of tailoring today's tip to the quality of the previous meal's service. If this were more widely practiced the problem would soon self-correct.
Jessica it takes 2 seconds to make more icing .. 2 ingredients and stir. 😂 Powdered sugar and a tablespoon or 2 of milk.
I live in Houston Texas - even though we as Texans have Jasmine Crockett - we still have the worst of the worst in Ted Cruz and especially Greg Abbott- I’m about to go the ssdi office to prove that I don’t make enough money to survive - because my rent is 1800$- which is standard rent ( on the low end) in Houston - the Man needs me to live in a tent underneath a bridge in order for me to receive my full benefits- anyway I thought I might brighten your day with this - I love your podcast
Keep cash when ordering at a restaurant and tip 0 on the screen but when the server brings your food you can hand them cash depending on service.
Love the trio! You guys are great and always make me laugh. ❤
I will push back on one thing. the best flight I ever had was the one from Denver to Orlando . Where I ate 20mg of weed chocolates right before we took off slept through almost the entire flight I woke up during some very bad turbulence then went back to sleep in less than a minute something would’ve never been able to sober. I have really bad anxiety
I stopped using doordash when I caught my driver eating one of my Chipotle crispy tacos.
You guys are great I love listening to you!
I hope that one day Pumps will realize lesbians will always put more effort into relationships than men
i can’t stand having to tip early on doordash, especially on groceries lol. they see that $20+ tip, and accept the order immediately… but it ends up being someone on a bicycle… they get all the wrong things even when i specify, and don’t respond to messages because they don’t speak english, i don’t mind! it would be nice to be able to communicate … 😑
Who order finishes first is next in line. Now the rules for Sonic are concrete! If you only want drinks and a small snack- use the drive thru. If you have a bigger food and drink purchase, pull the fk over! Nothing irritates me more than sitting in line waiting on someone’s full Suburban of meals when I just want a Cherry Vanilla Dr. Pepper and you KNOW they know better! HAD it!
Good morning
Love you Ladies 🇨🇦🇺🇸
Great show !!!
Josh, I'm 48 and I also have the palate of a 5th grader.
C'mon guys, the icing is disgusting! Make the Pillsbury cinnamon rolls but make your own topping with butter and brown sugar! Cheers!
Josh should just get take out from Chuck-E-Cheese and stop making waitstaff endure his crazy.
Oh my god, you can make icing with milk and powdered sugar!!
Love you girls ! I can identify because I live in Texas. However, dare I say - conditions here are much worse than OK !
Jessica, the delivery guy doesnt make the food.
27:40 people just have no care nowadays. Also alchol should only be served in first class.
Pumps, you better call DJ
Thank you for making me laugh !
I grew up Baptist (southern, not maga) and porn was like drinking, dancing and fornicating, not allowed and certainly not discussed openly. I guess I left the church too soon 🤷🏼♀️
Thanks
I saw Pumps hit on a vape just now. It was blue and you tried to sneak a hit!!!😙