Mistress of weirdness 84 same! I bawled like a two year old during that scene but I rejoiced when someone bad got eaten lol sorry my humanity is showing!!!
This is exactly how I felt! I'm so glad I'm not the only one who could appreciate this movie for what it was. I also cried for that brontesaurus/dinosaur on the island, even while I knew that it was a bit heavy handed. 😢
Andre! The Jurassic Park fan community has been talking about this film non stop and WE get it and how it's such a brilliant film. Honestly as a long time fan of the movie, Fallen Kingdom is an A+ and perfect movie for me. I loved every character - dinosaurs included - and the action and horror elements. It's my favorite movie of the year right now thanks for talking about this movie Andre and being awesome :D PS: I almost want the third movie to be called "Welcome to Jurassic World" or "Jurassic World: Mass Extinction" XD
No it wouldn't have worked you need to have a necessary bridge which is what Fallen Kingdom was. But I think honestly instead of Jurassic Park 3 we should have gotten Fallen Kingdom. Because thematically it makes more sense. Jurassic Park has the dinosaurs and the park. The Lost World has the dinosaurs on the second island but the plot is like Jurassic World / Fallen Kingdom in that it addresses how the world is changed because it's a "Jurassic World" now with even the rex getting off the island. That was where JP3 should have gotten things off of the island and had the dinosaurs on the mainland. But JP3 fucked it up by being a simpl story that killed the franchise which made Jurassic World necessary.
Well I guess im just saying that cause this movie just wasn't interesting enough for me. I liked the first 3rd of the movie when they were on the island that was all shot well and pretty intense. However they then spend most of the movie inside a house with only one dinosaur chasing them for like 10 min. The climax should have ending in a city kinda like how lost world did. We would get a taste of what's to come in the next movie which will be dino all over the place.
I love your real rants. lol.... That water dinosaurs knows when it's time for his close up, Mr. Demille. Dinosaurs are like superhero, they're only as powerful as they need to be for a certain scene or film. It's the writers, man, the writers. .Loved the review. You are one of the most entertaining reviewers on TH-cam. I really appreciate your humor and perspective.
Why are you talking about Fallen Kingsom now? It came out two weeks ago. You’re late, this is late, this review is late. Just kidding! You could do a spoiler review on Titanic and I’d be happy about it.
It’s not being discussed because critics can’t take the stick out of their butt on this - ad TH-cam movie channels are run by “professional” critics. It is awesome ... and I love you for your enthusiasm on this, because you capture the spirit of what it is to love a movie like this and totally understand the voice
Thank you to everyone trolling me about my lateness in the comments LOL. For more Jurassic Fun, check out this Jurassic World unboxing video I did with Lamarr Wilson. It's Dino-mite! th-cam.com/video/C5gwnRT_rL4/w-d-xo.html P.S. Sorry in my energy I sometimes referred to some of the dinos as "he/him." All dinosaurs are female. Honest mistake.
So happy to know someone enjoyed Fallen Kingdom without having to put on the critic glasses. I loved this movie. I loved how hilarious and awesome it was. I loved some of the characters. I loved the dinosaurs. I loved the visuals. I was entertained throughout the film. I even cried walking out of the theater thinking about that Brachiosaurus scene. It was well made and it made my heart feel it was in a vice grip. The Indoraptor was awesome and I'm surprised you didn't mention it smiling as it was tricking that tooth collector guy. This flipping hybrid smiled and it was glorious. I give it a 10/10
I cried and I feel no shame lol. That scene with the Indoraptor smiling and closing his eye and basically messing with the military guy was so awesome.
Well said hun! I loved this movie so much and it's great to see a comment like this, which is exactly what I think about out JWFK. It's like there's so much negativity with movie reviews nowadays, it's so refreshing to remember there are people like you! lol ❤❤❤🦕🦖🦕👍😀
One more thing, that smile on the indoraptor WAS glorious lmao. If someone were to tell me that a dinosaur gives a legitimate smirk in this movie like a person, before I saw it...I would be like wow...that sounds kinda cheesy and weird...but NOPE. this freakin movie pulls that shit off perfectly! I said out loud in the theater when he smiled: Ohhh daaamn!!!! lol
You’re the first person I’ve heard who is HYPE about this movie! 😊💖 My biggest note about this movie is it was not scary enough / not enough people being eaten (on screen). “I want to see a smorgasbord. I want to see a buffet.” The male assistant was literally my favorite! 💖 “I’m surprised the velociraptor didn’t dab.” 😂 Suspend reality. I’m head vs. my heart. My head KNOWS these dinosaurs need to die, my heart could never kill them! “Lump.” 😂😂😂 “She got dinosaur DNA in her.” 😵😵😵
Check out the TH-camr, Klayton Fioriti. He’s a Jurassic Park franchise LOVER! He doesn’t just talk shit about the sequels and worship the first one like it’s flawless. And he’s very informative about his craft. Check out his review of this movie.
YES. I’m so happy. I’m a Jurassic Fanatic and huge fan of yours. I’ve seen so many Fallen Kingdom reviews but YOURS WAS THE ONLY ONE I REALLY WANTED and it’s FINALLY HERE. And I’m so happy you loved it. Was worried you weren’t because of how you felt about Jurassic World but this review makes me so happy. Couldn’t agree with you more. Thanks Andre! You da man!!!
I was hard on this JW movie the 1st time I saw it, but now I really like it. Loved the indoraptor, I hope we will get to see another one. Great design. Blue and Owen were great too.
I am SO GLAD I watched this! I've been hearing everyone pan this movie (including here on YT), and just didn't understand why no one else felt the way I did... you echoed all my feelings about the movie! I really enjoyed it. It made me feel things! It surprised me! It opened up so many new possibilities for the next movie! And it absolutely felt like a commentary on humanity and our own fallacies... I loved the villain speech you mentioned. And generally I just thought it had style and point of view, which the last one didn't have as much. The director's film The Orphanage broke me when I watched it years ago, so I wasn't surprised when this one made me cry. And human clones is one of my ALL TIME FAVORITE SCI-FI TROPES, so I am just hype for the next movie.
I loved the scared nerd! Especially when he gets roped into pretending to be a shiphand, and the next time we see him, is an hour later and he’s pretending to be a medical assistant. And still scared out of his mind!
I loved it! The smile the indoraptor gave was great lol I enjoyed the fact that we weren’t on an island the whole time. I wanna see it again, definitely.
The best part of this movie is when the camera does a close up on Bryce Dallas Howard when they are being chased by a T Rex and she yells CHAIR!! at the top of her lungs. Also how does the Endoraptor only get auctioned off for 28 million dollars. You’re telling me that LeBron James is worth more in one year than a weaponized dinosaur.
Clone kid with dinosaur DNA is going to be a raptor whisperer. Next movie she'll be a an edgy teen with control over the dinosaurs when under stress. Of course she gains more control as the movie goes on and at the end (maybe even an after credits cut scene) she'll be a beast master
I've recently been on a Jurassic world Fallen Kingdom binge of TH-camrs ranting about spoilers. Your intro in the first minute but the most honest truest thing you could have ever said... this is why I follow the Channel THANKS FOR YOUR VIDEOS
I don't wanna be THAT guy and Andre is most likely not gonna care about this but that "water dinosaur" is a Mosasaurus and it's not a dinosaur but a sea reptile more related to monitor lizards than dinosaurs, the dying dinosaur was a Brachiosaurus, the dome head was a Stygimoloch (the one in the film particularly is nicknamed Stiggy by the marketing team) and the "pterodactyls" are pterosaurs. Yeah, I know that being THAT guy is annoying to a lot of people but it has to be said. On a side note, I really enjoyed this movie a lot better than the first Jurassic World despite it's issues and convoluted plot and I am hyped as hell as well for the next film.
never be afraid to be THAT guy!! worst case scenario, you realize you're the only person in the room who gives a damn about the facts. also, prehistoric marine reptiles were known as plesiosaurs, though mosasaurus is part of the mosasaur genus. just like how the tyrannosaurus was party of the tyrannosaur genus.
Blackfox413 thank you for that, man. Although I may not be the one with the most vast knowledge in terms of paleontology I can say for sure that I know more stuff about it than other people at least. Also please don't take it the wrong way but i'm afraid i'll have to correct you on the genus part because Mosasaurus was a genus itself having up to five species much in the same way as the genus Panthera houses lions (Panthera leo) tigers (Panthera tigris), jaguars (Panthera onca) and leopards (Panthera pardus), the most famous one being Mosasaurus hoffmani which is most likely the one presented in the film and the mosasaurs are a clade or superfamily in taxonomical terms as well as Tyrannosaurus being also a genus itself while the tyrannosaurs are also a clade like how lemurs themselves are a clade of primates.
I loved this review, I'm so happy you're this hyped for the film. Not enough people are talking about what's different in this movie and what it means moving forward. I'm so excited for the next one.
I forgot that Baby Plucky Duck talked about pushing buttons. I only remembered "Elelator go up; elelator go down." I think it would've been hilarious if the Indoraptor had pushed the buttons to send the elevator up and down just to toy with those rich people, because that seems like something it would do.
Agree with ya 100% I had a blast, I wanted more of the island and seeing new dinosaurs and making that the horror part of the movie that would have been awesome. Indoraptor was cool but the idea of cloning humans using the same tech makes ya wonder if it was more than simple cloning because she has to be like test # 215 or something because there is no way they would have been successful the first time out. I felt more for the dinosaurs than the people and if they mean for it to be an extinction level event for humans, or at least a reorganization of the food chain that would be pretty cool to see how we as a species try and survive.
I also loved the callbacks to the first movie! Seeing the brachiosaur for the first time, the dumbwaiter scene, the stampede, the raptor claw tapping the floor. Nostalgia!
When I turned on my phone after the movie ended the first update I got was for this video. I am right there with you Andre, I loved this movie too, I'm haoping on that train with you.
I kinda was hoping that we would get a live action series instead of a sixth film. Imagine it. The cast is back together to fight/rescue/relocate the dinosaurs in a “dino of the week” format. We get to see the different applications the buyers had, and also possibly more weaponized hybrid dinosaurs (yes I know hybrid dinosaurs split the community, but they can be enjoyed). Anyways those were my thoughts on what they could do with the series. Also Andre, I had no idea there was an after credit scene, so I guess it’s good I’m going to see it with a friend.
Dude, the original Jurassic Park shaped me as a child. I was like 8 years old when it came out and already into dinosaurs, and that movie has a special place in my heart that will never be budged. I've followed the franchise, enjoyed every single entry (even though I can admit to the faults some titles have had), and these last two Jurassic World films have reignited that spark of dinosaur-loving 8-year-old that still lives in me. The final sequence of Jurassic World with Rex, I-Rex, and Blue thrilled me in a way I haven't been thrilled since the closing of the first one with Rex vs the two raptors. Brought back so much of the magic and really made me feel like a kid again. THIS one...felt like it was more for the adult me. They did a dang decent job making it pretty tense and keeping the feeling of "monster movie" that the franchise was originally kind of born to be (at least how Crichton planned it). That freaking Indoraptor, man...only had the final act of the movie but that sucker WAS the final act of the movie even with everything else that was going on. When Buffalo Bill was in that cage trying to get a trophy tooth and that son-of-a-gun opened its eye and GRINNED...holy crap. YES, the DINOSAUR actually GRINNED. That sequence alone was worth the price of admission to this movie, lol. I'm on board this train right beside you, brother. I'm gonna be knocking on the control room door begging them to let me toot the horn. If they keep up this momentum, my inner child will force adult me to throw all of my adult money right into their hands and beg them to take more of it if they only give me more of that sweet sweet dinosaur awesomeness.
Oh my gosh thank you so much for the first non negative review of this movie. I loved Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom, but all the reviews (except this one were just hating on it), so thanks for actually enjoying the movie like the rest of us
I only came for the dinosaurs and it delivered. I didn't expect much to be honest but God it was a beautiful film. I loved Rexy, Blue, and Cross (my name for the indoraptor) the most! Only main complaint is how does Rexy keep sneaking up on people? In the first her steps caused water to ripple now this bitch got ninja skills or something?!
THANK YOU! I agree with EVERYTHING you said. I'm so ready for the next movie in the series. Like honestly, people do not appreciate the Jurassic World movies enough.
i loved this movie, it felt very. Crichtonesque, it pretty dark, made some necessary changes for the franchise moving on, good action and suspense, and character development, decent comedy and dialogue. As well as great animatronics and cgi dimosaurs. Personally, it's behind JP, in second, tied with TLW, above JW, and definitely above JP3.
Raptorus77 I was exactly thinking that. I read the original book sometime after the movie and I had a feeling that this horror type movie is what Crichton wanted for the first movie but happy with the end result nonetheless. He would have love this recent movie.
where was this character development that you speak of? do you mean Claire going from not giving two shits about these dinosaurs and being chased and almost killed by them to WE MUST SAVE THE DINOS. Because that made no sense
travis smith well, that's actually part of it. Claire had her emotional Walls teared down at the end of world, and had to fave everything she had reasoned away in the past, especially concerning the dinos. So she then did the opposite of what she used to do, push for their rights and safety, however, she did this out of guilt. When she has to decide to let the dinosaurs out, she she to stop just following her emotions and has to think about what she is going to do. Deciding the condequences are to big. Another is Owen. Owen has literally tried to isolate himself physically and mentally from what he used to do. When Claire confronts him, he thinks and remebers what his old job actually was, and he was affected by it (especially comcerning Blue) and decides to go back and save her, but with no intention of stickimg with her, just leavimg her on a safer island. When they take Blue, and chris has to save her, he really has to thinl about the connection he has woth Blue and her connection to him. Then when they meet up with Maisie, who trusts Owen on his connection to Blue, he starts to connect a little to her. By the end, he is wants to embrace his old role again, but finds Blue has grown a little wilder, and prompts to go on her own. He then takes care of Maisie and starts to replace his old bond with new ones (Claire and Maisie).
Raptorus77 I'm glad you found enjoyment in this. but the things you are claiming didn't happen. Chris Pratt started this movie in the same way he did the last and they ended in the same spot, with him and Claire as a couple again. now parenting a stupid cloned child. this series is so far from Jurassic park it's sad. and what would Gillian groups need with dunks, seriously.... what does a cartel do with a raptor?
Well, Jurassic park actually already heavily delved into raptors and cartels, (not in the movie) and who is the fact that she's cloned stupid, in a franchise built on the premise of CLONED dinosaurs, with less resources than it would take to clone a human. for a better review, because their's only some much i can try to explain/justify in a rushed comment, I would suggest you watch Klayton Fiorti's review of the movie. But thank you for respecting my opinion.
I’m not going to say that this movie was the greatest thing I’ve seen in terms of Jurassic Park standards, but that doesn’t mean I wasn’t at the least bit interested to see what they’re going to go after this. It was all right, I liked it.
FINALLY I FOUND SOMEONE WHO WOULD TALK ABOUT "JURASSIC WORLD FALLEN KINGDOM"LOVE U MAN U DESERVE A LOT OF VIEWS AND I WILL ALWAYS SUB TO YOU AND I'LL KEEP WATCHING UR VIDEOS😀😀😀
I’m happy that finally somebody feels the same about this movie as I do. I have a few more gripes than you but I’m happy you have the same views! Really enjoyed the movie honestly
Just found your channel and am binge watching lol. I loved this review man! Jurassic fan since 1993 when the first one came out. I was 7. I loved this movie so much and i didn't understand all the hate towards it. People forget that movies are supposed to be fun and exciting and not every small plot hole or unrealistic thing in a movie like this needs to be hollared about constantly. You review of this was so fun dude🦕🦖🦕❤❤ U r awesooome!
I felt exactly the same way as you! A lot of reviewers didn't like this movie BUT I loved it!!! I'm on your train... ;) I loved your review... and I can't wait for the next Jurassic movie!
...Do people seriously get mad at you for reviewing movies _two weeks_ after they come out? I knew things tended to have a short lifespan on the internet when it comes to "relevance" but geeze this is ridiculous.
Andre Bro. You F@*#ing Rock. And it's your channel. Which means you can post what you want when you want. Tell the haters you love them for the views and keep doin your thing.
Bruh don't even get my emotions started. I hope you come back and do them but if it doesn't work for your channel it makes sense. Been a huge fan for years and really hope you will produce more content if its best for you
Hey man...Ive been a fan of yours for awhile now....like 2015...I love what you do. Love your spoiler reviews. And your one of the few folks that give non spoiler reviews that don't spoil the movie lol anyway keep doing ya thing homie
I love your review!! I'm so mad at watching other reviews, not because they poopoo the movie, but because the people I went with and I left and missed the after credits scene. Gotta go see it again. I probably won't see it 5x in theaters like I did Jurassic World, but gotta see it a second time.
Blue is but who knows with the others that's how they've survived so long the frog genes they were spliced with give some of them the ability to switch genders
Hey Andre!! That water dinosaur with impeccable timing is called Mosasaurus (Mow-za-sorus) and is actually a type of marine lizard. Thought I’d let you know since you love her so much. ♥️👌
Hector Dubon it’s the fact that the trex from the movie is the same one from the original Jurassic Park and Jurassic World. Then you have the trex family in TLW and the bull from JP3. The trex that’s been in the most films is also the oldest, so her roar is going to be deeper and a little different. She’s 30 years old
Hector Dubon At first, maybe it had something to do with the volcano making that huge boom sound effect right before or after her roar. When Rexy ate Mills, she sounded more normal so who knows.
Your rant was awesome! I was kinda eh on this movie but after listening to you, I think I need to take another look with "Black Nerd" eyes! Thanks man!
Dino dies -hysterically cries
Human eaten by Dino -YYYEEEAAAHHHHH !
so relatable 😂👌
Mistress of weirdness 84 same! I bawled like a two year old during that scene but I rejoiced when someone bad got eaten lol sorry my humanity is showing!!!
Mistress of weirdness 84 my dad says as a baby whenever s human got eaten I would laugh
True
Me to
Blue literally looked at Chris Pratt and said “I’m good luv, enjoy.”
I'm on the train Andre
😂😂😂
Nick Hardwick I ship them
Blue is bestest girl!
Rob D. "Stop it, get help"
This man knows how to actually enjoy a movie. Take notes
This is exactly how I felt! I'm so glad I'm not the only one who could appreciate this movie for what it was. I also cried for that brontesaurus/dinosaur on the island, even while I knew that it was a bit heavy handed. 😢
Andre! The Jurassic Park fan community has been talking about this film non stop and WE get it and how it's such a brilliant film. Honestly as a long time fan of the movie, Fallen Kingdom is an A+ and perfect movie for me. I loved every character - dinosaurs included - and the action and horror elements. It's my favorite movie of the year right now thanks for talking about this movie Andre and being awesome :D
PS: I almost want the third movie to be called "Welcome to Jurassic World" or "Jurassic World: Mass Extinction" XD
The Flying Lion the next movie is what this movie should've been.
No it wouldn't have worked you need to have a necessary bridge which is what Fallen Kingdom was. But I think honestly instead of Jurassic Park 3 we should have gotten Fallen Kingdom. Because thematically it makes more sense. Jurassic Park has the dinosaurs and the park. The Lost World has the dinosaurs on the second island but the plot is like Jurassic World / Fallen Kingdom in that it addresses how the world is changed because it's a "Jurassic World" now with even the rex getting off the island. That was where JP3 should have gotten things off of the island and had the dinosaurs on the mainland. But JP3 fucked it up by being a simpl story that killed the franchise which made Jurassic World necessary.
Well I guess im just saying that cause this movie just wasn't interesting enough for me. I liked the first 3rd of the movie when they were on the island that was all shot well and pretty intense. However they then spend most of the movie inside a house with only one dinosaur chasing them for like 10 min. The climax should have ending in a city kinda like how lost world did. We would get a taste of what's to come in the next movie which will be dino all over the place.
@@JurassicLion2049 are you the lion from Jurassic world fallen kingdom? That got roared at by trex
this was a joke right?
I love your real rants. lol.... That water dinosaurs knows when it's time for his close up, Mr. Demille. Dinosaurs are like superhero, they're only as powerful as they need to be for a certain scene or film. It's the writers, man, the writers. .Loved the review. You are one of the most entertaining reviewers on TH-cam. I really appreciate your humor and perspective.
Rose Ryan I think that dino is called a mosasour and it was great.
I’ve been watching him for a few years now hands down in top ten TH-camrs this fat
Actually the Mosasaurus isn’t a dinosaur, it’s a Mosasaur/Plesiosaur wich are most closely related to monitor lizards
Why are you talking about Fallen Kingsom now? It came out two weeks ago. You’re late, this is late, this review is late.
Just kidding! You could do a spoiler review on Titanic and I’d be happy about it.
I liked Fallen Kingdom, but your review made me appreciate it even more. ☺
Rashad Moore, Same here buddy and Fallen Kingdom is a great movie.
Go Time Now, Thanks buddy.
It’s not being discussed because critics can’t take the stick out of their butt on this - ad TH-cam movie channels are run by “professional” critics. It is awesome ... and I love you for your enthusiasm on this, because you capture the spirit of what it is to love a movie like this and totally understand the voice
Thank you to everyone trolling me about my lateness in the comments LOL. For more Jurassic Fun, check out this Jurassic World unboxing video I did with Lamarr Wilson. It's Dino-mite! th-cam.com/video/C5gwnRT_rL4/w-d-xo.html
P.S. Sorry in my energy I sometimes referred to some of the dinos as "he/him." All dinosaurs are female. Honest mistake.
Andre "Black Nerd" Andre, do you have any excitement for Terminator 6?
Andre "Black Nerd" last time you got this mad...there was a packet of sauce involved!
Black nerd rant and review all in one video! YES
Blue is a she
All the dinosaurs on isla nublar are females except indoraptor
If Chris Pratt’s character has a dream sequence in the next one where Blue says, “Owen!” I’m gonna flip every table.
So happy to know someone enjoyed Fallen Kingdom without having to put on the critic glasses. I loved this movie. I loved how hilarious and awesome it was. I loved some of the characters. I loved the dinosaurs. I loved the visuals. I was entertained throughout the film. I even cried walking out of the theater thinking about that Brachiosaurus scene. It was well made and it made my heart feel it was in a vice grip. The Indoraptor was awesome and I'm surprised you didn't mention it smiling as it was tricking that tooth collector guy. This flipping hybrid smiled and it was glorious. I give it a 10/10
I cried and I feel no shame lol. That scene with the Indoraptor smiling and closing his eye and basically messing with the military guy was so awesome.
Well said hun! I loved this movie so much and it's great to see a comment like this, which is exactly what I think about out JWFK. It's like there's so much negativity with movie reviews nowadays, it's so refreshing to remember there are people like you! lol ❤❤❤🦕🦖🦕👍😀
One more thing, that smile on the indoraptor WAS glorious lmao. If someone were to tell me that a dinosaur gives a legitimate smirk in this movie like a person, before I saw it...I would be like wow...that sounds kinda cheesy and weird...but NOPE. this freakin movie pulls that shit off perfectly! I said out loud in the theater when he smiled: Ohhh daaamn!!!!
lol
"I'm surprised the velociraptor didn't dab!" xD
You’re the first person I’ve heard who is HYPE about this movie! 😊💖
My biggest note about this movie is it was not scary enough / not enough people being eaten (on screen). “I want to see a smorgasbord. I want to see a buffet.”
The male assistant was literally my favorite! 💖
“I’m surprised the velociraptor didn’t dab.” 😂
Suspend reality.
I’m head vs. my heart. My head KNOWS these dinosaurs need to die, my heart could never kill them!
“Lump.” 😂😂😂
“She got dinosaur DNA in her.” 😵😵😵
I love your play by play of my video 😊
Check out the TH-camr, Klayton Fioriti. He’s a Jurassic Park franchise LOVER! He doesn’t just talk shit about the sequels and worship the first one like it’s flawless. And he’s very informative about his craft. Check out his review of this movie.
And can there be a moment of silence for the dinosaur that was left behind! Real tears, real tears! 😢
Erica Way Saw this movie yesterday, when that scene happened I heard a 7 year old girl bawling. I also teared up a bit.
Not gonna lie I cried. That scene hurt me
YES. I’m so happy. I’m a Jurassic Fanatic and huge fan of yours. I’ve seen so many Fallen Kingdom reviews but YOURS WAS THE ONLY ONE I REALLY WANTED and it’s FINALLY HERE. And I’m so happy you loved it. Was worried you weren’t because of how you felt about Jurassic World but this review makes me so happy. Couldn’t agree with you more. Thanks Andre! You da man!!!
CONTROVERSIAL OPINION: BLUE is the best Kool-Aid flavor
Tony Joestar omg please can we make this happen!
And best Raptor!
Tony Joestar 4 months late but Blue is that lit 🔥
What about Purple saurus Rex? 🤔
Before the movie: after the movie I'm going to go swimming haven't been in a while.
After movie: HELL NAW TO THE NO NO NO
“You’re taking too long dinosaur in the back! I got this!!!!” Dude I am dying from that 😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂
This is the BEST Jurassic World Fallen Kingdom review. Thanks Andre!
I was hard on this JW movie the 1st time I saw it, but now I really like it. Loved the indoraptor, I hope we will get to see another one. Great design. Blue and Owen were great too.
I am SO GLAD I watched this! I've been hearing everyone pan this movie (including here on YT), and just didn't understand why no one else felt the way I did... you echoed all my feelings about the movie! I really enjoyed it. It made me feel things! It surprised me! It opened up so many new possibilities for the next movie! And it absolutely felt like a commentary on humanity and our own fallacies... I loved the villain speech you mentioned. And generally I just thought it had style and point of view, which the last one didn't have as much. The director's film The Orphanage broke me when I watched it years ago, so I wasn't surprised when this one made me cry.
And human clones is one of my ALL TIME FAVORITE SCI-FI TROPES, so I am just hype for the next movie.
Lol, you tell em Andre! You make your late videos whenever you want! **::Soulja Boi voice::** YAAAHHHH!!!!
Dee Cee I never mind when we get videos
They're always funny
Ryan Carless agreed :-D
I loved the scared nerd! Especially when he gets roped into pretending to be a shiphand, and the next time we see him, is an hour later and he’s pretending to be a medical assistant. And still scared out of his mind!
My girlfriend and I saw this movie last week and we freaking LOVED it, so I'm on the train too. lol
YES ANDRE!!! I’ve seen it three times! This is my favorite review!
Andre you rock! Nice video as usual. I hope for more Road Chip style videos.♥️
I loved it! The smile the indoraptor gave was great lol I enjoyed the fact that we weren’t on an island the whole time. I wanna see it again, definitely.
The best part of this movie is when the camera does a close up on Bryce Dallas Howard when they are being chased by a T Rex and she yells CHAIR!! at the top of her lungs.
Also how does the Endoraptor only get auctioned off for 28 million dollars. You’re telling me that LeBron James is worth more in one year than a weaponized dinosaur.
Clone kid with dinosaur DNA is going to be a raptor whisperer. Next movie she'll be a an edgy teen with control over the dinosaurs when under stress. Of course she gains more control as the movie goes on and at the end (maybe even an after credits cut scene) she'll be a beast master
This is the best review for Fallen Kingdom I've seen XD
I agree with u dude, WHY NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THIS AMAZING MOVIE!!!
I TOTALLY AGREE ANDRE!! I freaking loved this movie and I don’t understand why it isn’t getting as much coverage
I've recently been on a Jurassic world Fallen Kingdom binge of TH-camrs ranting about spoilers. Your intro in the first minute but the most honest truest thing you could have ever said... this is why I follow the Channel THANKS FOR YOUR VIDEOS
Lmao “PR Dino Super Charged predicted this!”
11:12 Dang, Andre, a PotUSA reference in 2018! It's only 7:37 am, and you just made my whole day!
I don't wanna be THAT guy and Andre is most likely not gonna care about this but that "water dinosaur" is a Mosasaurus and it's not a dinosaur but a sea reptile more related to monitor lizards than dinosaurs, the dying dinosaur was a Brachiosaurus, the dome head was a Stygimoloch (the one in the film particularly is nicknamed Stiggy by the marketing team) and the "pterodactyls" are pterosaurs. Yeah, I know that being THAT guy is annoying to a lot of people but it has to be said. On a side note, I really enjoyed this movie a lot better than the first Jurassic World despite it's issues and convoluted plot and I am hyped as hell as well for the next film.
Sebastian Gonzalez actually the mosasaurua is classified as a marine reptile
issac flores that's what I meant with sea reptile
never be afraid to be THAT guy!! worst case scenario, you realize you're the only person in the room who gives a damn about the facts. also, prehistoric marine reptiles were known as plesiosaurs, though mosasaurus is part of the mosasaur genus. just like how the tyrannosaurus was party of the tyrannosaur genus.
Blackfox413 thank you for that, man. Although I may not be the one with the most vast knowledge in terms of paleontology I can say for sure that I know more stuff about it than other people at least. Also please don't take it the wrong way but i'm afraid i'll have to correct you on the genus part because Mosasaurus was a genus itself having up to five species much in the same way as the genus Panthera houses lions (Panthera leo) tigers (Panthera tigris), jaguars (Panthera onca) and leopards (Panthera pardus), the most famous one being Mosasaurus hoffmani which is most likely the one presented in the film and the mosasaurs are a clade or superfamily in taxonomical terms as well as Tyrannosaurus being also a genus itself while the tyrannosaurs are also a clade like how lemurs themselves are a clade of primates.
Sebastian Gonzalez actually the dinosaur with the hard dome on its head is a pachycephalosaurus not a stymgimoloch
I loved this review, I'm so happy you're this hyped for the film. Not enough people are talking about what's different in this movie and what it means moving forward. I'm so excited for the next one.
I forgot that Baby Plucky Duck talked about pushing buttons. I only remembered "Elelator go up; elelator go down." I think it would've been hilarious if the Indoraptor had pushed the buttons to send the elevator up and down just to toy with those rich people, because that seems like something it would do.
Garrett Bufford I forgot that one, too! I mainly remember him flushing the commode/“I want to flush it again!” Bless Baby Plucky lol
“Elelator go down the hoolle!!!
One of the best movie reviews I have ever seen. You are funny and know to really put some points.
Don't forget lava now works the way it does in your house when you play " the floor is lava".
Pretty much lol!
thank you. I'm glad I wasn't the only having flashbacks to playing the floor is lava as kids. man this movie was stupid
That opening. D: Love you Andre.
I loved the Movie and would give it a 8/10. I'm gonna go see it again, plus it's a REAL JURASSIC WORLD NOW! 🦖🦕🦖🦕🦖🦕🦖🦕
16:44 you are 100 percent correct the indoraptor was the best actor in this movie especially in the cage scene.
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Literally the best review! happy to see such a good review of this movie haha! wish more people were like you and didn't take it so seriously!
Agree with ya 100% I had a blast, I wanted more of the island and seeing new dinosaurs and making that the horror part of the movie that would have been awesome. Indoraptor was cool but the idea of cloning humans using the same tech makes ya wonder if it was more than simple cloning because she has to be like test # 215 or something because there is no way they would have been successful the first time out. I felt more for the dinosaurs than the people and if they mean for it to be an extinction level event for humans, or at least a reorganization of the food chain that would be pretty cool to see how we as a species try and survive.
This is probably the hardest I've ever laughed at your reviews!! I'm gonna ride that Jurassic World train with ya bro!!
They created an Indonesian Rapper? Truly the most dangerous creature that has ever walked the earth.
Phil Furney wait, isn't that just Rich Brian?
I also loved the callbacks to the first movie! Seeing the brachiosaur for the first time, the dumbwaiter scene, the stampede, the raptor claw tapping the floor. Nostalgia!
Better late than ever
Edward Sanchez Productions you mean never
mariam sih that what is I mean
Edward Sanchez Productions Better late than never*
That was a good Brachiosaurus impression, I almost cried again!
Hey Andre did you know that Jim Carrey has been casted as Dr. Eggman for the upcoming live action Sonic Movie.
Eduardo Flores Wow!
Dinobot Kiryu mabey Eggman well be done in motion capture
I am seeing it know.
Sentaiman 26 Ace Ventura Pet Detective turning animals into Robots.
Eduardo Flores Hi Ho Eggman Away!
When I turned on my phone after the movie ended the first update I got was for this video. I am right there with you Andre, I loved this movie too, I'm haoping on that train with you.
ANDRE GETS IT!!
That Mosasaur has imPECCABLE theatric timing. He always knows his queues.
How are you losing subscribers?? Your content is le finest👌🏻
Just joking around... kinda... sorta... please subscribe LOL
Andre "Black Nerd" you can count on me definitely NOT unsubscribing from you 😋💗
I kinda was hoping that we would get a live action series instead of a sixth film. Imagine it. The cast is back together to fight/rescue/relocate the dinosaurs in a “dino of the week” format. We get to see the different applications the buyers had, and also possibly more weaponized hybrid dinosaurs (yes I know hybrid dinosaurs split the community, but they can be enjoyed). Anyways those were my thoughts on what they could do with the series.
Also Andre, I had no idea there was an after credit scene, so I guess it’s good I’m going to see it with a friend.
Omg that scene with the 🦕 had me tearing up man
Same
Loved your Brachiosaurus Imitation! 🤣👌🏼 I love your rants and I will stay loyal! 💪🏼 Keep doing what you do! ✌🏼🤓
I loved this movie! I was hoping you would do a review on this.
There is nothing more entertaining than watching you review a movie you truly enjoyed!!!
Dab? What's a dab? Wasn't that from a hundred years ago
The dab is as old as the dinosaurs themselves
Dinosaur? What are dinosaurs? Oh yeah. They may be extinct, but still popular...
Dude, the original Jurassic Park shaped me as a child. I was like 8 years old when it came out and already into dinosaurs, and that movie has a special place in my heart that will never be budged. I've followed the franchise, enjoyed every single entry (even though I can admit to the faults some titles have had), and these last two Jurassic World films have reignited that spark of dinosaur-loving 8-year-old that still lives in me.
The final sequence of Jurassic World with Rex, I-Rex, and Blue thrilled me in a way I haven't been thrilled since the closing of the first one with Rex vs the two raptors. Brought back so much of the magic and really made me feel like a kid again.
THIS one...felt like it was more for the adult me. They did a dang decent job making it pretty tense and keeping the feeling of "monster movie" that the franchise was originally kind of born to be (at least how Crichton planned it). That freaking Indoraptor, man...only had the final act of the movie but that sucker WAS the final act of the movie even with everything else that was going on. When Buffalo Bill was in that cage trying to get a trophy tooth and that son-of-a-gun opened its eye and GRINNED...holy crap. YES, the DINOSAUR actually GRINNED. That sequence alone was worth the price of admission to this movie, lol.
I'm on board this train right beside you, brother. I'm gonna be knocking on the control room door begging them to let me toot the horn. If they keep up this momentum, my inner child will force adult me to throw all of my adult money right into their hands and beg them to take more of it if they only give me more of that sweet sweet dinosaur awesomeness.
Yes I was waiting for this Andre I love you
Oh my gosh thank you so much for the first non negative review of this movie. I loved Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom, but all the reviews (except this one were just hating on it), so thanks for actually enjoying the movie like the rest of us
It's always super cool when a predictable movie does the unexpected and shakes everything up. Awesome review. 😊
I love how Andre calls masie "cloned child" 😂😃😂😃
I only came for the dinosaurs and it delivered. I didn't expect much to be honest but God it was a beautiful film.
I loved Rexy, Blue, and Cross (my name for the indoraptor) the most! Only main complaint is how does Rexy keep sneaking up on people? In the first her steps caused water to ripple now this bitch got ninja skills or something?!
Zooer The original also had the part where she sneaks up on all the raptors, so she’s always been a ninja
The Salamander King true true
@@zooer64 I TOO Love Blue the Raptor as She is my Favorite Raptor Character!
THANK YOU! I agree with EVERYTHING you said. I'm so ready for the next movie in the series. Like honestly, people do not appreciate the Jurassic World movies enough.
i loved this movie, it felt very. Crichtonesque, it pretty dark, made some necessary changes for the franchise moving on, good action and suspense, and character development, decent comedy and dialogue. As well as great animatronics and cgi dimosaurs. Personally, it's behind JP, in second, tied with TLW, above JW, and definitely above JP3.
Raptorus77 I was exactly thinking that. I read the original book sometime after the movie and I had a feeling that this horror type movie is what Crichton wanted for the first movie but happy with the end result nonetheless. He would have love this recent movie.
where was this character development that you speak of? do you mean Claire going from not giving two shits about these dinosaurs and being chased and almost killed by them to WE MUST SAVE THE DINOS. Because that made no sense
travis smith well, that's actually part of it. Claire had her emotional Walls teared down at the end of world, and had to fave everything she had reasoned away in the past, especially concerning the dinos. So she then did the opposite of what she used to do, push for their rights and safety, however, she did this out of guilt. When she has to decide to let the dinosaurs out, she she to stop just following her emotions and has to think about what she is going to do. Deciding the condequences are to big. Another is Owen. Owen has literally tried to isolate himself physically and mentally from what he used to do. When Claire confronts him, he thinks and remebers what his old job actually was, and he was affected by it (especially comcerning Blue) and decides to go back and save her, but with no intention of stickimg with her, just leavimg her on a safer island. When they take Blue, and chris has to save her, he really has to thinl about the connection he has woth Blue and her connection to him. Then when they meet up with Maisie, who trusts Owen on his connection to Blue, he starts to connect a little to her. By the end, he is wants to embrace his old role again, but finds Blue has grown a little wilder, and prompts to go on her own. He then takes care of Maisie and starts to replace his old bond with new ones (Claire and Maisie).
Raptorus77 I'm glad you found enjoyment in this. but the things you are claiming didn't happen. Chris Pratt started this movie in the same way he did the last and they ended in the same spot, with him and Claire as a couple again. now parenting a stupid cloned child. this series is so far from Jurassic park it's sad. and what would Gillian groups need with dunks, seriously.... what does a cartel do with a raptor?
Well, Jurassic park actually already heavily delved into raptors and cartels, (not in the movie) and who is the fact that she's cloned stupid, in a franchise built on the premise of CLONED dinosaurs, with less resources than it would take to clone a human. for a better review, because their's only some much i can try to explain/justify in a rushed comment, I would suggest you watch Klayton Fiorti's review of the movie.
But thank you for respecting my opinion.
So happy to see a TH-camr love this movie. I loved the shit out of this movie and what it sets up, I'm on that train with you man. I can't wait.
Cris Pratt is a star lord that has to “save”
the universe and is dealing with dinosaurs 🦖 poor Chris
Joker Games don't forget Burt Macklin, FBI
Ryan Carless ooo I forgot about that and a fbi damm he must be a millionaire
Luke A 119 oh thx I fix it already
Joker Games well he’s dust from trying save the universe. So now he has one job now.
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Wait he is. A dust so he has no jobs 😯
I will support your channel as much as u need, man.
I’m not going to say that this movie was the greatest thing I’ve seen in terms of Jurassic Park standards, but that doesn’t mean I wasn’t at the least bit interested to see what they’re going to go after this. It was all right, I liked it.
FINALLY I FOUND SOMEONE WHO WOULD TALK ABOUT "JURASSIC WORLD FALLEN KINGDOM"LOVE U MAN U DESERVE A LOT OF VIEWS AND I WILL ALWAYS SUB TO YOU AND I'LL KEEP WATCHING UR VIDEOS😀😀😀
Finally someone agrees with me!!!! This movie was awesome!!!!!!!
THANK YOU! I’ve been waiting for you on this train! Loved this movie
Omg that scene with the dinosaur on the dock 😥, I wonder when they will go back to Isla sorna? 👊❤🦅
The Eagle Nublar is gone
The Salamander King I meant sorna lol
The Eagle Sorna is volcanic as well.
The Eagle isla sorna is volcanic
You make some of the BEST reviews on the ENTIRE internet Andre! Great job!
I believe Jurassic world fallen kingdom needs a second chance
I’m happy that finally somebody feels the same about this movie as I do. I have a few more gripes than you but I’m happy you have the same views! Really enjoyed the movie honestly
Jurassic World 3: Dino Riders
Just found your channel and am binge watching lol. I loved this review man! Jurassic fan since 1993 when the first one came out. I was 7. I loved this movie so much and i didn't understand all the hate towards it. People forget that movies are supposed to be fun and exciting and not every small plot hole or unrealistic thing in a movie like this needs to be hollared about constantly. You review of this was so fun dude🦕🦖🦕❤❤ U r awesooome!
Hate is easy to explain
Its not jurassic park 1
People hate diffrent sequels
I loved the movie
My gosh I havent thought of him as a mockery of Trump until now.
I felt exactly the same way as you! A lot of reviewers didn't like this movie BUT I loved it!!! I'm on your train... ;) I loved your review... and I can't wait for the next Jurassic movie!
...Do people seriously get mad at you for reviewing movies _two weeks_ after they come out? I knew things tended to have a short lifespan on the internet when it comes to "relevance" but geeze this is ridiculous.
Elsie And its Jurassic Park too. One of the biggest franchises in the world. Two weeks relevance..thats sad.
Yo the part with the last Brontosaurus on the dock made me think of Denver the last Dinosaur lol
Next movie: Jurassic World: Dino-riders
Nope, Jurassic World Extinction 🙂
Even better Jurassic World dinosaur planet
Jurassic games
You never cease to provide good content Andre you’ve made my summer amazing so far!!!
Blue she is my favorite raptor of this movie 🍿 even the t-rex 🦖
Andre Bro. You F@*#ing Rock. And it's your channel. Which means you can post what you want when you want. Tell the haters you love them for the views and keep doin your thing.
Speaking on the topic of making things that are late...
Where those What The Hell Riverdale recap videos
A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush...
Bruh don't even get my emotions started.
I hope you come back and do them but if it doesn't work for your channel it makes sense. Been a huge fan for years and really hope you will produce more content if its best for you
Hey man...Ive been a fan of yours for awhile now....like 2015...I love what you do. Love your spoiler reviews. And your one of the few folks that give non spoiler reviews that don't spoil the movie lol anyway keep doing ya thing homie
(Sung to Jurassic Park) There are dinosaurs! There are dinosaurs! And we killed there home and they invade our world! Soon we’ll be lunch!
I love your review!! I'm so mad at watching other reviews, not because they poopoo the movie, but because the people I went with and I left and missed the after credits scene. Gotta go see it again. I probably won't see it 5x in theaters like I did Jurassic World, but gotta see it a second time.
Whoo! Finally, let's talk about this Andre, Blue is best Raptor. Also, who else likes calling most of the big dinos, "Big Man"? Just me? Ok.
I'm pretty all if not most the Dinos are female, because of the way the cloning works. At least Regina (the T-Rex) and Blue are confirmed female.
Blue is but who knows with the others that's how they've survived so long the frog genes they were spliced with give some of them the ability to switch genders
Blue is Favorite Raptor!
Hey Andre!! That water dinosaur with impeccable timing is called Mosasaurus (Mow-za-sorus) and is actually a type of marine lizard. Thought I’d let you know since you love her so much. ♥️👌
Did the T-Rex roar sound different in this one than the others? Or is it just me?
Hector Dubon it’s the fact that the trex from the movie is the same one from the original Jurassic Park and Jurassic World. Then you have the trex family in TLW and the bull from JP3. The trex that’s been in the most films is also the oldest, so her roar is going to be deeper and a little different. She’s 30 years old
also it was claimed by ingen that male trex's have a deeper and more intense roar than the females
Jeez, I meant did they use a different sound effect for the roar. I know it’s the same Rex from the first movie. Everybody knows that.
Hector Dubon At first, maybe it had something to do with the volcano making that huge boom sound effect right before or after her roar. When Rexy ate Mills, she sounded more normal so who knows.
Your rant was awesome! I was kinda eh on this movie but after listening to you, I think I need to take another look with "Black Nerd" eyes! Thanks man!