Great summaries like these is why Sam is my only source of tech news. Other channels only gave the most popular stuff. Here I get the full experience of things I never heard of.
4:31 You'll also notice that it looks like Windows as well with the wallpaper that vaguely resembles Windows XP's hill (Windows XP's hill is located in Sonoma, CA btw) and widgets from Windows Vista.
So they have 82 OSs now, that all somehow operate in a single ecosystem. Wait a few years and they'll breathlessly announce that they are revolutionizing the ecosystem by having one OS for everything. Then the versions of this "one" OS will slowly creep apart until they announce that they're going back to separate OSs, and so on. Because that's easier than coming up with anything new
@@kingsakie132 So is Android/Linux/Windows. I know, I know Android is just a spin of Linux (and both are Unix based the same as Mac), but its interesting to see how almost every machine runs Linux (even vending machines use Linux, your fridge might even run Linux).
Got in i5 PC for $90 (Aus), a free 42 inch TV from a friend because a lightning hit his TV antenna that damaged the TV tuner while all others still work and another 24 inch to browse the internet while watching a movie. I like to be 2-3 or even more steps behind because it still functions. I'm due for an upgrade because I'm at least 5 steps behind. Got to get back to at least two. With phones, I upgrade when a new model is about to come out.
2023wwdc i have seen the device that excited me ,im a person who is still using old iphones and macs but the vision pro is the one definitely i’m going to get , 1500$ iphone is expensive but for vision pro 3500$ is actually very good value
At this point I'm more excited for your parodies than the new stuff they announce...
That's what I was thinking about while watching the brief for WWDC. How would Sam parody these things 🤣🤣😊
*point, I'm
*excited
exited = past tense of "to exit"
Same same! The most boring part in the WWDC keynotes is always the new WatchOS. I actually waited for WatchOS in the keynote so I could cook dinner 😂😂
I counted at least 3 or 4 great jokes in this video.
Apple doesn't announce anything new anymore except their higher prices.
You are a genius. Apple should be paying you for this amazing summary.
Great summaries like these is why Sam is my only source of tech news. Other channels only gave the most popular stuff. Here I get the full experience of things I never heard of.
Mom: Clean your room
Kid : I'm playing on my iPad, So No Ma
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An oxymoron?
😂😂😂😂
4:31 You'll also notice that it looks like Windows as well with the wallpaper that vaguely resembles Windows XP's hill (Windows XP's hill is located in Sonoma, CA btw) and widgets from Windows Vista.
Oh yeah wow you're right!! 😮 Shows that they're really running out of ideas now 😂😂
@@mr.sidious9163 Or… Sonoma is within 20 minutes driving distance to the “bliss” hill. 🤔
The plot thickens 🧐
@@SAMTIME Maybe we'll get a "Microsoft responds to Apple's Mac OS Sonoma" sketch
@@maxwasson2000 you guessed it
Dude, this was one of your best videos ever. And I’ve watched them all, multiple times 😊
Ah yes, the convention where apple reminds us that we cant aford their shit
Don’t worry it’s not designed for us anyway.
it's not "shit"
@@zellzoii yeah it's crap
@@ilikestuff8218 Apple products have some amazing tech in them
@@ilikestuff8218Nah, it’s the sweetcorn in your shit.
The notes app @4:10 got me 🤣🤣🤣
And 5:17 i can't 😂
Agreed. It was very boring. Probably why Cook is leaving, cause he has no ideas.
"That's what she said", lol... Sam is the best!!
Good work ! I think this is one of your best videos !
A pro tower where you can’t upgrade the CPU, Memory or add a graphics card. Apple truly lost it
Bro I swear this has to be one of your best ones so far. You just keep improving even after all those years and I have so much respect for that
That combines two chips by... taping together with 🍎Pro Tape plus
God this is good 😂😂. Sam Tucker never misses
Absolutely worth the wait.
"Metal Gear Tim Cook" cracked me up 😂😂
5:17 absolutely roasted the watch man
Not sure what is more hilarious Apple Vision Pro costing $3499 or the auto-generated subtitle reading $34.99 🤣
Those fakeouts for RCS and airdrop had me dying 😂😂😂
then rcs actually cames there lol
4:34 Great to see Windows Vista inspiring Apple from beyond the grave :)
You sum up all of it in a much interesting way than any of the announcements they do.
So they have 82 OSs now, that all somehow operate in a single ecosystem. Wait a few years and they'll breathlessly announce that they are revolutionizing the ecosystem by having one OS for everything. Then the versions of this "one" OS will slowly creep apart until they announce that they're going back to separate OSs, and so on. Because that's easier than coming up with anything new
All the os already work in sync. Lol what u talking about ?
@@kingsakie132 So is Android/Linux/Windows. I know, I know Android is just a spin of Linux (and both are Unix based the same as Mac), but its interesting to see how almost every machine runs Linux (even vending machines use Linux, your fridge might even run Linux).
4:09 that joke was so random and sudden it actually made me laugh.
With multiple timers, possibilities are just endless
I was shouting the same thing during the event, a calculator?
Apple doesnt do anything good anymore. It is annoying.
Lock Screens more Lockeddy 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Carbon neutral, but all the leaf blowers in their commercial are gas powered.
The Notes app upside down 🤣
Apple actively not letting its ios pair with others is why I could never. Bluetooth is a blessing.
People that use iDevices don't need a calculator, that's for people that care about the price of the things they buy.
3:47 You actually got me excited there for a minute. 🤦♂️🤣
Oh apple learnt how to make interactive widgets. They're evolving
their "vision pro" was just a distraction to all their bad OS launches
they claim its the best but every year they improve the price
Nice one Sam :) You alone truly provide what we normies what to see
It's about SamTime for the WWDC
You are a legend.
Yeah my comment got featured! Had no idea it got so many likes
"Here's 'A DT' " they completely butchered that name 😂
This had me rolling on the floor laughing. You're so good man.
So that’s what that was about. Now I don’t have to watch the long version.
Absolutely funny and witty 😂. Subscribed
You did have me with RCS support, had me all excited for a second.
love your stuff Sam!
The most expensive face time ever😂
Sam
Tucker be helping lonely Tim Cook 😂
Chin 2 Ultra lol.
4:35, ah the good old vista days
thank you for suffering for us. you're a true comrade
Pet face recognition came just in time cuz you're the G.O.A.T. ! Love your vids :)
The only place where the emoji 😂 is justified, cause I'm literally laughing tears.
Metal Gear Tim Cook totally got me 😂😂😂
That was hilarious 😂
Hey, thanks Nikola! Stay FUNKY :D
Actually I did fall asleep before the ski goggles announcement.
Wtc❤ Australia 🇦🇺 make history congratulations 1 century 😊😊😊😊😊love from India 🇮🇳 😊😊
I thought Apple finally made Calculator app for iPad. But Nope.
Got in i5 PC for $90 (Aus), a free 42 inch TV from a friend because a lightning hit his TV antenna that damaged the TV tuner while all others still work and another 24 inch to browse the internet while watching a movie. I like to be 2-3 or even more steps behind because it still functions. I'm due for an upgrade because I'm at least 5 steps behind. Got to get back to at least two. With phones, I upgrade when a new model is about to come out.
I did fall asleep
4:06 that was my reaction watching this 😂
-The return of real jobs!
-Steve Jobs?
-No, b10w jobs! The leaf blowers!
😂😂
Side spearkers would be +700$
wow that's hilarious. every apple employee need to watch this in their office 🤣
I had tears, after continuous laughing
Apple products... Such a waste of money
Dear Lord, I love this channel
"Emojis just take a few more steps to send now.. for some reason.. Cool! Good upgrade!" 🤣🤣
This is one of your best uploads Sam! :D
Chin ultra
Happy to see that Taco is keeping himself busy after his one hit wonder from the '80s.
You are so awesome 😂😂😂
3:08 yes you did
4:26 There’s a reason they are the “crack” marketing team
Hi Sam. I admit that I miss the Funky Time slide in the end of video
a calculator no kidding for real ipad needs one already
0:04 That's why.
why is this so underrated?
0:27 Meta Users: 😂😂😂😂
I love you and hate you at the same time for that joke about RCS
That about sums it up.
BRO THIS SHIT IS SO FUNNY OMFG
Quality content is better than apple wwdc event
2023wwdc i have seen the device that excited me ,im a person who is still using old iphones and macs but the vision pro is the one definitely i’m going to get , 1500$ iphone is expensive but for vision pro 3500$ is actually very good value
SoGnome(a) looks like windows vista or 7 with gadgets
true!
God tier🎉
ROFLMAO most expensive Facetime ever!
Always funny
Now you can buy the Apple Pillow for just 999.99!
I saw they sneaked in that "thirty four ninety nine" the way we've always described $34.99. They're shifty bastards and they think we're stupid.
Outrageous 😂😂😂😂😂😂
This WWDC disproves the old adage, you snooze you lose.
"View it cheaply sideways"
A friend: I got Sonoma now.
Me: omg is that a new std? 😲
Cannot wait for the marketing flop that's going to name one of their chip's "MK Ultra"
1:21 i.e. that's literally what she said.
Wwdc it's all about money
Sonoma only says somna in my head
Introducing the all new macOS Insomnia!
Brilliant
I actually enjoyed it
omg everything they do has that sickly sterile vibe of a nursing home reception lobby or overpriced apartment front office.
the mac's os looks like macOS vista