Asmongold LOSES IT While Watching "What If Asmongold Was A RAID BOSS" - Porcupine Monarch
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 16 พ.ย. 2019
- ASMONGOLD AS A RAID BOSS - What could go wrong? Porcupine Monarch just gave us one of the most amazing raid tiers since Wrath of The Lich King and Classic WoW...
Original Video: • What IF Asmongold was ...
Porcupine Monarch: / @porcupinemonarch
Asmongold's Twitch: / asmongold
Asmongold's Twitter: / asmongold
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World of Warcraft: Wrath of the Twitch King
This is brilliant xd
@@Drarck_ As his name xD
World of Warcraft: Balding Crusade
10/10
Oh god. That’s damn GOOD
This guy clearly put more thought into this than Blizzard puts into actual raid boss concepts.
More thought that Blizz puts into anything.... Blizz is a joke.
@@DarkCellsCustodes 💯🎯
Asmon literally has more lore than most of the bosses in retail...
L
That's because people actually care enough to check what Asmongold's background is
Literally everybody has more lore than any bosses in anything ever. That’s what happens when people exist for any amount of time, things happen. A 5 year old has more lore than any boss in any WoW expansion.
That is because Asmon is a real human and not a fictional character.. every human has more lore than cartoon characters.
Only a small portion of raid bosses have alot of lore behind them, true for retail and classic, don't kid yourself.
The trash mobs in the raid should be: Racoons, ants, mold elementals and pieces of his lost hair alive as hair elementals.
Surtur Don’t forget teeth. Haha
@@vindorin Big true
Hairlementals
i was waiting for maggots in food but it never appears :(
mold elementals 😂
Honestly, imagine if they came out with this on April Fool's day and it was there for like a week or two. You got a ton of meme loot and shit. That would awesome. And for beating mythic you get the title "Ya boi"
For Asmongold Viewers that would be awesome and the mechanics are pretty well explained but sadly Blizz cant do things like that
Dathrix I think it’d be great for the people that hate him too honestly hahaha
@@Dathrix wym they cant, they can do anything to the game as long as they dont care about standards money and being fired or replaced
@@irina_divine Before you can officially allow something into a game, it has to be run through customs which decide if something is/isn't legally allowed to be put into the game. Putting real people into the game is something that can only be done with required changes like making the NPCs name something different and changing his appearance to be similar, but not too similar. There's a lot of "behind the scenes" at work preventing things like this. Generally, the public refers to this kind of stuff as "the red tape".
@@TaIathar then change the name to Asmonbald and give him no hair instead of a little hair
Face it. We’re all here for the mount.
asmirions head
It would be an interesting mount off
I'm here for the pet 😂
What is the pet cat Dany
It’s a new colouring of the cat battle pet from the woman in elwyn
Mcconnell should summon Asmongold, just like Majordomo summons Ragnaros.
"Behold Asmongold, the Mold Lord. He was ancient when Pink Sparkles was young"
isnt it the other way around.... asmon always summons mcconnie to his stream, or he just appears out of nowhere...
mcconnell just storms in as the secret mythic only phase as soon as asmon dies with an ear deafening REEEEEEE
Should be chat summoning Mccool while Asmon's on bathroom break. Then increase the happiness gauge of chat and triggers a AOE Twich Prime damage effect.
the lord of the forgotten lands ( twitch ) azmon the baldy giant
McConnell is a rare spawn
Someone send this to blizzard so they can create it for April's fools 😂
Would resub for that.
@Sofa King ho shit.
/sarcasm
And classic isnt the hot shit you tout it to be. Calm your rockets boomer.
@@condotiero860 ok zoomer
And I thought Mythic Pre-Nerf Killjaden was ridiculous
It's already happening on a certain private server.
Real talk: I can see this being the actual boss fight of the next South Park game.
I almost had a fking asthma attack when announced the ability "14 days later same shirt"
rookie numbers, I can go 2 months in one.
The amout of thought this guy put into the fight is impressive lmao
This is why I like Asmongold, no matter what anyone says. He can laugh about himself and take a joke.
Agreed. Dude literally pulled up a video of him making an ass of himself just to give context to the spinning traffic cone thing 😆
Reins of Pink Sparkles lmao
Best store mount :)
a full mythic raid all riding her to asmongold's next mount off
Very expensive buyable mount.
Tier 3 Store Mount
@Billius Madroggen okay incel
Disappointed he does not apply a hair loss debuff on the raid.
The last phase should have been called "THE LITERAL GOD!"
or stone Cold gold
That’s the title you get for defeating him
This is why I watch Asmongold. Not for the bullshit drama but just the shear amount of strange and unusual things he finds to talk about.
This is actually decent game design lol
Lmao it's better than the current wow design
@@marianoronix Nah it's pretty much the same, excessively complicated with a billion different mechanics that all kill you instantly. Difference is the video does it ironically lol.
This guy needs to be hired by a company and make actual raid bosses
Honestly, the mount off or anything achievement related would be a cool mechanic for a boss fight. Like an achievement grinders raid boss.
Only mechanic that was missing from this was the rat adds who break the durability on your armor.. Much like how in real life the rats chew holes in Asmon's clothes as we see on stream sometimes, the rat adds in this raid when they attack you should cause a 5% durability loss per second that they are attacking you, so if they aren't dealt with fast enough, they can literally chew right through your armor and break it, forcing you to repair mid-fight
Runescape has immortalized their best players into the game... WoW should do the same. I demand Asmongold to be in the game as a raid boss for the remainder of the game. Mount Off Raid. the true hardcore players.
Someone needs to make this fight on a private server LOL
Holy shit this is gold, and the ending is perfect.
and holy shit look at all the fucking gold Asmon has! 6000 gold!!!!! Im officially jealous.
It's not just gold. It's asmongold.
He's forgetting a major mechanic. Over the course of the fight Asmongold gradually ninja loots the raid's gear until they're all naked and defenceless. Ninja loot rate triples with the Mcconnell add present. Also the Mcconnell add throws a temper tantrum every 30 seconds, booting a player in possession of an item he wanted from the encounter. Paladins are most likely to be affected by this ability.
4:26 all the dr pepper cans in the video.. look at asmon theres one right behind him LOL
I don't even watch Asmon on twitch. It's just easier to pop on a highlight when I have time so thank you for uploading these videos.
The trade window part killed me lmao
Blizzard hire this guy or riot, this literally sounds like an awesome raid xD
Weird how Asmon has so much insight into the raid mechanics before they are even explained, almost like the raid environment exactly mimics his room and isn't actually a meme.
i imagine when millions comment on yourr videos aand chat in your stream you hear the same jokes over and over
Say what you want about Asmon, he has a great sense of humor.
Ok I will he's a shitstain that makes bank doing nothing. Unfortunately the day WoW dies or his channel dies it won't be a rude awakening, b/c he's smart enough to save up money for that day. Hopefully on his deathbed he will regret having an empty life. Have a good day everyone!
@@johntravis7304 seems like he's having fun, so not that empty.
@@primary2630 Ah the point and meaning of life is to have fun. I mean it is, if you're 12, 18, 25, maybe up to 40. I used to think the same thing. Games are fun and all even in excess but they aren't a reason for living. You'll get it once you get older. Way older. It'll take a while. Don't worry you got lots of time.
John Travis as a great author once said, there is a difference between maturity and telling yourself you are mature.
@@johntravis7304 Uh... a majority of peoples' goals in life is to be happy, make a living and build relationships. I genuinely dislike Asmongold, but he seems to be doing all three of those things from the comfort of his own home, all whilst taking care of his mom and maintaining his friendships in and out of the game.
Plus he's making a couple mil a year. That's a bonus.
An idea for the I Don't Make Gold, Gold Makes Me mechanic,
-On mythic difficulty if enough gold is given, Asmongold gains "The Authentic Asmongold Experience" which causes him to gain 35% additional hp and damage from gear, allow him to crit through mitigation effects like shield block and dual wield thunderfury and sulfuras which unleash their effects on the raid.
Dude, if Blizz made this as an April fools raid I would love them forever. This dude just came up with the best raid ever conceived. Blizz could get so much positive feedback from this.
omg, Asmongold - that bit from your old vid with the traffic cone - it looks like the cone is winning. :D
This guy knows how to design boss mechanics, blizzard should give him a job.
This is Solid Gold. Literally priceless. Laughed all the way through.
Seeing Asmon playing with his friend brought such a feeling of Nostalgia i almost cried. Those truly were better times 🥲
When the sorcerer grabbed the nuggets and teleported over the trash that was a 100 IQ play.
"We are far in the future now and WoW is in a crisis..."
2 years ago, there was a prophacy made!
This is like the most loving roast of someone I've ever seen, lmfao! What a great video, gonna go like'n'fave the original now!
ok thanks for telling everyone
@@Knee_Grow777 fuck off hes expressing joy for the video. Go be a bitch somewhere else douche rimmer
@@joeym3147 Douche rimmer, omfg I've never heard that before, gave me a good laugh lol, love it, and ty.
heres an idea for the mount off part. if its on mythic mode the player have to get on a mount from a normal mode raid or dungeon then heroic and then finally a mythic mode mount. on nomal mode you have to get on three normal mode mounts etc.
You guys realize that if that were to be implemented and that Asmongold were to defeat himself on twitch at the same time it would create a paradox that could potentially destroy the whole world! Right?
All the more reason it needs to happen
Little do we know that he played then beat a modded version in 2019. Now we are in the event horizon of the collapse of time and space. Thankfully we have a solution against it with the yearly flu, cold and apocalypse vaccine.
Imagine setting up a game mechanic to where you can summon Advertise to fight alongside you!
17:59 the suggested videos is like a cherry on the top.
"THE LITERAL GOD": After 8 minutes he goes Berserk, increasing his damage by 1000%, Execute is now spammable and has no rage/health requirements.
One of my favorite raids has only one boss, Malygos’s fight was awesome, whoever does the background artwork for that (and the timeless cavern, seriously the space background near the entrance is beautiful) is amazing, and I love the story for it, and I like the flying magi, it’s fun trying to farm the Azure Drake, which I want as my flying mount
Asmon should also have an ability called "blinding baldness" - causes players to run around in confusion.
*In a touch of desperation to keep his stream alive he references his balding head. Placing his hand over his big forehead and showing his bald spots. The bald spots shine brightly and blind any players in its direction*
Before watching this video, I was thinking about how he could do with tidying up. Especially the parts shown on camera.
This was funny
Best Asmon related content I’ve ever seen 😂
Activision: "WRITE THIS DOWN, WRITE THIS DOWN"
20:53 Your moment to shine!
Yup. Not often that one of the Highlighters gets called out personally.
the struggle to swing that cone was real.
20:50 Just realized I'm watching this on the highlight video and thats you right there 🤣🤣🤣
All jokes aside, this is the perfect form of satire... Really well done.
Nearly pissed my self i was laughing so hard. Grate video😂😂
Unironically better design that any WoW boss from the last expansion
This was awesome. Blizzard needs to hire this guy for dungeon and raid fights. The street cone has me on the floor.
if he was a raid boss he would just ninja our equipped gear and block everyone
oh gods, this is amazing!!
It insults and compliments him at the same time, quite a feat!
The first time i saw asmondgold was back in MOP with my Hs friends and it was the guide for the proto drake from ulduar, we basically had stuff to do because of him.
He’d ninja all his own loot haha.
**Asmongold retreats behind a barrier of fast food boxes.... Asmongold- "Well ACTUALLY..." *looks around, nods
I actually want this raid to happen now
Awesome! Alot thought went into that
honestly just make this boss battle a thing, this is way more intricate than any boss fight in the game right now lol
Literally impossible raid. The Aura from Asmon that applies a Mold Spore every 3 seconds plus an Ooze that applies another Mold spore every 3 seconds means you're going to get 12 mold spores in less than 30 seconds. This means that when you get mind controlled, you are permanently mind controlled You have less than 12 seconds to kill the Ooze add to prevent 1 stack, and 6 seconds later, Asmon will summon another Ooze. This mechanic continues until Asmon reaches 30% HP which is impossible considering the other mechanics in the fight UNLESS the Ooze has very low hp and can be dealt with in less than 10 seconds (the other 2 seconds to realize an Ooze has spawned and kill it, and the other 1 seconds to return to fighting). During this time, Asmon must still be dealt damage to prevent natural HP regeneration from healing him over the course of the Ooze's life. Imagine this along with all the other mechanics.
1 of the best videos ever. Almost died of laughter. True genius
Porcupine Monarch just provided possibly the highest form of flattery I have ever seen. That's a real fan right there.
This video is so hilarious!
10of10
would recommend to others
would watch again
we need asmond as a raid boss, and we will actualy will protect him like our king. all hail asmond!!!
music at the beginning of the video is: command and conquer 3 main menu music
The "I gotta take a piss sorry guys" has me in fucking stitches
This dude needs to be a raid designer
He's put some thought into this, lol i like it!!
I thought this was gonna be a 2 minute rage compilation, I didn't expect a 30 minute roast session! XD XD XD
This was epic! I wonder how long he spent on this? Love the reactions thanks for sharing.
22:51 Minutes into the video and my Wish is... TO MAKE THIS INTO WOW immediately! :D 100/10!
A swarm of skittering cockroaches is the most accurate depiction of Asmon fans I've ever heard.
The only way to appease the raid boss is to give him all of your gold.
This is the most I have laughed this hard in a very long time.
17:28 RUN AWAY little girl! run awayy...
congrats for making the boss fight Daily Dose haha
When Someone makes a Fan based raid that's easiest the most hardest Raid...cause ya know its ya Boi
This fight is actually more creative and well thought out than any other fight in WoW today
omg that was soooo good, we need this fight in the game!!
The best part is when McConnell shows up with reinforcements.
When you are mind controlled by asmond, you will want to give him all your gold. Immediately unplug your router
🤣🤣🤣 Watching on Daily Dose!!! The ad part was too funny!
"far in the future..." oof
I was hoping that there was gonna be a phase on him being bald lol
Baldmongold is the secret mythic mechanic if one player records themselves going through the leftover boxes.
This aged.. SO well.
This was gold ! There ar mini warriors below him trying to kill him while watching this video lol.
This is how I envision boss fight guides should look like! 😂
This video has more than 10 times the views of the original video.
Asmon would ninja loot his own corpse.
The amount of detail is amazing
Lol this 4chan wow boy got a good roasting, funny stuff
"Invite to AsmonLayer".. That's what the raid should be named: Asmon's Lair
That... is what's it's called... Did you even watch the first 5 minutes of the video?
@@TaIathar he calls it Asmongold's lair, not Asmon's Lair. The later would make more sense due to what I mentioned in the OP.
Plot twist: "There's is no Asmongold's secret level."
Oh... Oh MAI!
This has to be ultimate AsmonGOLD
I would come back to wow if this was an encounter