We can land from the sky using a water bucket and take absolutely no fall damage, then with our bare hands we can cut wood, then the tree floats, we can hold lava in our hands, and then empty it and then refill it with milk and immediately drink it, we regen very quickly, and we can carry thousands of gold blocks in our inventory. Yes that so realistic, I agree.
I love how they're self aware about how people don't like phantoms but won't remove them because they're really useful now that we have slow falling potions
I would love the single rose to be added back additionally. It’s not realistic but there’s something different about giving another player a rose that giving them a rose bush or a poppy just doesn’t hit the same
@@itssomeone2438 you can use coal on the furnace minecart to power it, you can use it to push regular minecarts up. Its useful when you only have a small amount of gold.
The people handling the Minecraft TH-cam Channel are so awesome, they know actual entertainment and I love it so much. Other game companies would just put trailers and gameplay and boring stuff
@@ninjafrog6966 do you realize that between glow ink and glowstone is different in the brightness???? Glowink is about the weak/mild light. Perfect for the sign in somekind of horror dark place. Glowstone is too bright for that.
Honestly, I thought that the crystallized honey was removed because it was planned as a full-fledged analogue of sugar (using it in the cake, pumpkin pie and fermented spider eye crafting, like you can use charcoal for anything that normal coal can be used), but this did not make sense, and instead one could just make getting the usual sugar from the honey. The same reason for bonemeal instead of humus at composter.
@@matthewwhiting255 furnace minecarts do have some uses. Like if you light one behind some other minecarts it will push them like a real roller coaster
@@notafbiagent473 While I personally don't really know how to use it, I have seen others pull it off very well, so it's definitely not useless. Poisonous potatoes, on the other hand, are actually _worse_ than useless.
Mojang : "We were actually trying to put Steve into Microsoft Solitaire, he landed in Smash Bros by mistake" Nintendo & Microsoft : "A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one"
i'm fine with not having a Free House, but sometimes a Free BED is needed, i like playing on Large Biomes and i dont always spawn near Sheep friendly Biomes, so if a Free Bed could come from the Bonus Chest, that would be lovely.
@@mechanicalgamingscrapstudi7763 minecoins are just basically RGB for pc. Yeah, its nice to have them but it have no usage if youre not interested in them. Minecoins are to support devs who makes packs there and help to pay for fees on collab they make. Ea on the other hands "makes" games based on the previous game with no update or major update. Just new bugs and higher price tag Edit : Typo
There's something great about the Minecraft TH-cam channel poking fun at, well, themselves and their own game. Lines such as "Being realistic is something that's occasionally very important to our developers." and "The Phantom won the vote, and went on to be the most beloved mob in Minecraft history." are so fun.
well blame Mumbo Jumbo for that according to him he got everybody hyped for it and got everybody to vote for it on twitter just to see how bad it was and Dream got glow squids in game by just spamming "glow squid" on twitter a few days before the official post
@@KadenzJade6447 ive grown to like the glow squid, just because it spawns under sheets of ice and looks like a cool arctic squid. I miss moobloom more than the cool repurposing of "glow" squid
@@omnigalaxii1187 tbh- that would make much more sense as Phantom Membranes heal Elytra. Which suggests that Elytra are made of Phantom Membranes Which makes me question why Elytra are only in the End if their fixing material is only in the overworld
“We don’t want useless items in Minecraft!” Poisonous potato: Am I a joke to you? Minecraft: yes Edit: thanks for all the likes, I’ve never gotten this many before!
"We don't want to add unnecessary items to Minecraft" _glances angrily at the Poisonous Potato, which developers have gone on to state that they don't want to add any functionality to it at all_
Lolz i named myself Narrator in a game that was essentially Minecraft and Gta combined but i got banned and evetually the game was *incompatible* with my phone
@@ssuperpro2700 well they even go out of their way to make that impossible, although I'm aware that most people who comment about poisonous potato are joking; it still went over some people's head on why poisonous is still here in the first place.
@@leadharsh0616 That barely solves any of the problem with them at all to the point I don't even think that's a necessary step for them to improve the mob.
fantasy usually abides to realism, just because there are fictional things introduced doesnt mean that said world doesnt obey the same basic rules as ours.
"being realistic is something that's occasionally very important to our developers" wait, the gold tools, the low durability.. "Oh yeah it's all coming together"
"being realistic is OCCASIONALLY something that's very important to our developers"
Best line
“Until we gently remind them what game they’re working on”
*floating tree*
We can land from the sky using a water bucket and take absolutely no fall damage, then with our bare hands we can cut wood, then the tree floats, we can hold lava in our hands, and then empty it and then refill it with milk and immediately drink it, we regen very quickly, and we can carry thousands of gold blocks in our inventory. Yes that so realistic, I agree.
@@TuxikCE Yes, super realistic
@@TuxikCE are you implying that you usually _can't_ do this stuff in real life?
"Greetings! My name is Narrator, because my parents didn't like me."
Already off to a fantastic start.
Nerd spotted
M
@@expiredcheese278 he meant it in an endearing way
@@expiredcheese278 It just means he meant it in a nice cute way
@@expiredcheese278 bet ur the smart one
I like how minecraft likes jokes and acting like this is a live talk show and not one with scripts
Gitl😳😳
Me to
@@sssunnyd7874 you were so nice for calling him a “Gas Insulated Transmission Line” but I need an answer did your dog type that
its the best thing
Technically speaking, they were pretending to be a scripted talk show that was trying to be a live talk show-
Which is honestly even better
I love how they're self aware about how people don't like phantoms but won't remove them because they're really useful now that we have slow falling potions
They can still remove it, please remove it. The creeper can go as well. Literally no one will miss them.
@@JavierSegura Creepers are literally the most popular mob in Minecraft
@@JavierSegura hụi
@mooshi true
@@JavierSegura you mean no more creeper awwwe man?
"Being realistic is sometimes important to us"
Truer words have never been uttered
Or is it?
hi
So you stan lightsum name evey member :)
I wanna confirm that you are from India or America???
Hello
_”I was truly the host with the most!”_
_M.A.R.I.L.L.A: Excellent Liar_
Can’t wait for future episodes!
I hate that rhing Xdd
Lol
Lol
@minefly ikr
o its u
The Minecraft TH-cam channel has more personality than most official channels.
Youjizz
@@arnelmartinez4940 Shut up
but it is an official channel
But this is like the only official channel that exists
@@BogOwl he means other games and brands
I would love the single rose to be added back additionally. It’s not realistic but there’s something different about giving another player a rose that giving them a rose bush or a poppy just doesn’t hit the same
And they could change the name to lovely love jub (idk the spelling) for nostalgia for lots of people and so it wouldn’t be a rose.
maybe you can sheer a rose bush and it will give you a normal rose
@@lila_harris lovely jubbly love love petals
My self
I want to minecraft free minecraft
This is very interesting, we need more episodes of this :D
Hello checkmark
Yep
Yes we do
Yes
@ˑ no lol
i love how she just totally breaks character while trying to say the phantom is the most beloved mob
actually, she doesn't
@@gnampfff3469 stop creating paradoxes
I can’t be the only one in existence that likes the phantom-
@@missunknown955 I like it because it gives minecraft that little spice of hardness in the night time
@@JCEditsYT not hardness it’s like baby ender dragons in the overworld it’s just annoying
When he said
“Roses are red, violets are blue, your career is dead, poppies are replacing you”
*_i felt that_* 😔
5:17 why do I feel like this wasn't scripted
I love that
TRUE
Same!!
it was most definitely scripted
parappa icon :) 👍👍
I love how self-aware this series is, you can really tell how connected the devs are to its community
Yyes
“We don’t want unnecessary items in Minecraft!”
Poisonous Potato: *Sweats Nervously*
Its a lovely meal and i ever eat it no matter what
I think it’s just there to serve as some kind of rng
As soon as they said unnecessary the poisonous potato came to mind
@@toepodsmcchicken6115 isn’t it used for making a potion of poison
@@ForeverRaptor900 wut
" The phantom went on to be the most beloved mob in minecraft history"
Truly M.A.R.I.L.L.A :)
🤣🤣
Nice🙃
M.A.R.I.L.L.A: Excellent Liar.
Am i the only one who thinks M.A.R.I.L.L.A kinda looks like P.A.M.A from minecraft story mode
@@laboon344 خ
0:10 Top left, "We were actually trying to put Steve in Microsoft Solitaire. He landed in Smash Bros by mistake."
And it was the best mistake _ever._
ب
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@@mokhtariimen8527 *cant read more*
Left*
@@mokhtariimen8527 why cant i read more
@@mokhtariimen8527 how did you turn the text gray?
"We were actually trying to put Steve in Microsoft Solitarie, he landed in Smash Bros by mistake" I completely lost it
what timestamp? i completely forgot
@@nolmao366 same
@@nolmao366 00:09
@@mrmelonpl7931 so kind of your part!!
I'm your 1600 like.
“Oh she survived” lol that had me dying
she is immortal technically she always respawns in the closet mojang studios' uses
BRUH
Lol
Tell me the sorry doesn't sound like xisumavoid
She mlg'd
"we don't want a non necessary item in Minecraft"
Poisoned potato: "and i took that personally"
And furnace minecart
@@itssomeone2438 can be used for early game uphill villager transporting.
@@TeenyTinyGolem985 i am talking about furnace minecart not normal minecart
@@itssomeone2438 you can use coal on the furnace minecart to power it, you can use it to push regular minecarts up. Its useful when you only have a small amount of gold.
Cookies:
Edit: I found out that in earlier versions, they were the only stackable food. So they were cool but now they’re pretty useless
“He ended up in Smash Bros. By mistake”
Comedy gold.
That never happened
I think he ment steve oscar
@@ERROR-k9v its at the top left at 0:09
@@user-ez6bi1qf8z left*
@@ERROR-k9v ?
Today I met the most necessary man alive. His name is Narrator because parents didn’t like him.
First reply on a verified comment (ignore this)
Cornett + lbp2 = ps3 pog
Narrators mother and father threw narrator in a dustbin
Lol
I have ms. Marilla
"The Phantom went on to become the most beloved mob of Minecraft"
Marilla. You're fired
She cracked after that line
Indeed.
**fires a missile**
I mean her tag did say "Excellent Liar".
No. Because you are *_FIRED FROM A RAILGUN!!!_*
The people handling the Minecraft TH-cam Channel are so awesome, they know actual entertainment and I love it so much. Other game companies would just put trailers and gameplay and boring stuff
Minecraft old trailers (ex. 1.1 update trailer) is humorous already
@zombieee what? What's fake?
Ikr they have a wonderful imagination when it comes to balancing trailers and the fun stuff lol
@zombieee what is fake?
K12f2t2nw5rwñq17
Is everyone going to ignore the funniest bit of this whole video? 5:15 I love how aware they are
It was funny fr lol
Mojang: "We don't want unnecessary items in Minecraft."
Also Mojang: Posionous potato should never, ever have a use!
Also mojang: let’s make glow ink sacs do everything that could’ve gone to glowstone
@@ninjafrog6966 do you realize that between glow ink and glowstone is different in the brightness????
Glowink is about the weak/mild light. Perfect for the sign in somekind of horror dark place.
Glowstone is too bright for that.
@@DBT1007 glowstone dust would of been enough for it tho it could had the same function
Well the posionous potato does have an use, troll My new player Minecraft friend lol
@@ninjafrog6966 yeah. With them forgetting glow dust was a thing, it kinda surprised me to find that spectral arrows don’t use glow ink sacs instead
"Roses had taken revenge now. Overtime, they now became the Wither Rose."
After being betrayed the rose went on a villian arc. Its now all edgey and stuff....
The death rose
MC lore needs this
the rose became emo
The self-awareness in this series is so amusing and it's full of memes, love it
Your name and pfp is just so r/theletterh
@@enoztheprotogenshadeyboii7074 h
@@fl0pZ3 h
@@creeper6473 h
@@alekoo_ngdiak h
"We don't want unnecessary items in Minecraft."
*coughcough* Bane of Arthropods! *cough*
mundane potion
@@akidthatplaysgames9956 and u dont know how to brew pots?
@@akidthatplaysgames9956 awkward pots is the main thing to brew
@@metrominus2332 ok what about the mundane potion
At least it does more damage to spiders and stuff
5:19 I like how Mojang indeed knows what's going on and aren't oblivious to the community's opinions. Keep it up!
Cave update: Am I a joke to you?!
@@Blaze_1379 wdym
Makes me wonder why they're choosing to keep them this way then.
@@voidsenight9927 Probably to torture us.
we need to shut up before they find out too much
“We don’t want unnecessary items in minecraft”
Poison potatoes: “I wish they noticed me ;-;”
rotten flash, ozelots, bats
Popped chorus fruit too
Bat ":"
*potatoes
@@BoomBoomMushroom they’re used to create end rods and purpur blocks i don’t see how they’re unnecessary
" And we added the most beloved mob of all time, the phantom.. "
* Starts histericaly laughing *
Lol
Laughed so hard at that hahha
histeriacly....
Snorting
*And then another came in because of a blob, which is the G l o w S q u i d.*
“Roses are red”
“Violets are blue”
“Your career is dead”
“Poppies are replacing you”
Wow Mojang that’s incredibly harsh
Yes, i like that humor 😆
ik it made me laught sooo hard jeez!!!
I couldn’t finish it before I broke into laughter
Rest In Peace roses and blue roses
I would have said
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Gravity's not in minecraft
Now neither are you
I love that they acknowledge how people are annoyed by phantoms and that it was our choice.
"people choose it,let them suffer with it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯"
To be fair it looked a lot bigger and more boss-like at first rather than little things that spam the night sky
Honestly, I thought that the crystallized honey was removed because it was planned as a full-fledged analogue of sugar (using it in the cake, pumpkin pie and fermented spider eye crafting, like you can use charcoal for anything that normal coal can be used), but this did not make sense, and instead one could just make getting the usual sugar from the honey. The same reason for bonemeal instead of humus at composter.
@That Magic Potato that man just trying to get views for $
Wait can't it be use as compost?
@ˑ I love you! You're amazing! YOUR VIDEOS ARE AWESOME!
"Nothing is free in minecraft"
Bonus Chests:
yep
Minecraft itself:
@@laggichi8632 ????
Starting map:
Yes.
These videos remind me that Mojang is still an indie studio. Just with a really, really big budget.
Yep, just an indie studio working on the most popular game is history…
A multi billion dollar indie dev crew
@@kingofthekoopas8857 the little things
@@kingofthekoopas8857 i mean isn’t fnaf an indie game?
Its a triple A studio, with the soul of an indie one.
I like how they kind of acknowledge that phantoms are hated in Minecraft
They acknowledge it but they don’t fix it :(
@@hephaestus8266 well, I think it’s kinda something they want you to hate, it’s annoying on purpose.
@@hephaestus8266 there is nothing to fix, we chose phantoms, was our mistake. NOW SLEEP
IKR I DIED LAUGHING
I actually kinda like phantoms
"The phantom went on to be the most beloved mob in minecraft"
Who wrote this script for marilla
I mean, she laugh because she knows it's very ironic
Why no cheese:(((
The narrator, obviously.
Also please I need the cheese
The irony :D
"We don't want a non necessary item in Minecraft"
Chainmail Armour : *sad chainmail armour noises*
Poisonous potatos,
Furnace minecarts,
Mundane potions,
Podsoil,
Am I forgetting anything?
@@thecomposerchanginggames5250 hmmm… ah red sand
@@tompagoot1383 OI, RED SAND LOOKS COOL
@@thecomposerchanginggames5250 glow ink sacs.
@@ninjafrog6966 Idk, i kinda like the glow effect.
Minecraft: We do not like adding unnecessary items to our game
*sweating drinkable poison*
wdym? i use that alot
What if you need to play romeo and Juliet
rename it and give it to your friend who never plays and doesn’t know what potions look like
FvdyG6'v gzwgxjcv em vou czpvugjxjg
@@andriomonteiro5217 so true
Mojang: We hate unimportant stuff
Gold Shovel: And I took that personally
chainmail armor:
bats:
Just add efficiency V and have haste ll if you have it golden shovel will be more useless than ever
@@dathankenworthy6424 The reason for chainmail armour is so players can still show off their skin while having protection
@@czpiaor hmmmmm
“My name is Narrator, because my parents didn’t like me.”
*OOF*
@ˑ shut the muffin up
@ˑ.-. Wot
@ˑ ah yes another guy with no life
@ˑ you are breathtakingly beautiful keep that in your heart
@ˑ OOF
"We don't want any unnecessary items in Minecraft." *poisonous potato intensifies*
Furnace minecart
Lucky potion
@@matthewwhiting255 furnace minecarts do have some uses. Like if you light one behind some other minecarts it will push them like a real roller coaster
*Acacia wood intensifies harder*
@@notafbiagent473 While I personally don't really know how to use it, I have seen others pull it off very well, so it's definitely not useless. Poisonous potatoes, on the other hand, are actually _worse_ than useless.
The sarcasm and self-awareness is what i live for
“Greetings! My name is Narrator! *Because my parents didn’t like me…* :(“
Best line.
absolutely
Cheese.
I heard this while watching
big f
- Narrator
I love how this video is 2% secrets of Minecraft and 98% narrator and MARILLA arguing
Bruh thats what we're here for. We want to see a British "person" and a British computer argue with each other
@@nohopeorhoes exactly.
"We don't want unnecessary items in minecraft"
And they haven't give poisonous potatoes any use except eating but nobody will eat that.
R/woooosh
Could also be used as compost i think
@@WyGuy49 they cant
Jeb himself doesn't want them to have an use cause they're iconic
I guess i'm nobody then
"Let's team up and make the best Microsoft Solitaire series ever!"
minesweeper*
@@Vanced01 roblox*
@@Vanced01 Enter the Gungeon*
@@thecpg980 let's team up and make the best Enter the gungeon Series!
Stardew Valley*
Mojang : "We were actually trying to put Steve into Microsoft Solitaire, he landed in Smash Bros by mistake"
Nintendo & Microsoft :
"A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one"
Nice SCP pfp
prob he gonna lost somewere like zoro
"My name is narrator because my parents didn't like me"
*pain.*
They knew what his future was gonna be like
Spain without S
@@pixel8982 spain without a
Spin
@@Lazysam767 *Spiiiiiiin*
‘The phantom, the most beloved mob in Minecraft’
‘Scuse me wot
Unpopular opinion: I like the phantoms.
@@mrsuperst9081 Fun fact: Me too because you can repair an elytra with its skin.
@@nago-kun4178 it’s membrane not its skin 😡
@@topazionyt calm down lol
that's the joke
i'm fine with not having a Free House, but sometimes a Free BED is needed, i like playing on Large Biomes and i dont always spawn near Sheep friendly Biomes, so if a Free Bed could come from the Bonus Chest, that would be lovely.
Try to find a village and steal a villager's bed
Spiders who drop strings:
*am I a joke to you*
@@miguelmallari3114 eh, i guess... still who wants to fight all through the night to get themselves a freakin' bed tho?
getting 12 string can make u a bed, so if u stumble across a mineshaft or something
@@UltimateGamerCC Are you that bad at PVP?
Narrarator: throws Marilla off of a cliff
Also Natrarator: “sorry, dang it she survived “
She at this point has infinite regeneration.
She placed a water bucket before hitting the ground
natrator moment
She's a Nokia computer
Imagine misspelling twice in a row lol
“We don’t want unnecessary items in Minecraft”
Chainmail Armor: Am I nothing to you?
the poison potato just sat there
@@minikipp8549 compost.
It's non compostable, isn't it
@@Crux___ i did in my world. But it was on bedrock so idk if it works on java.
@@DieRagingCat22 it's not compostable on java where i play
So his full name is Narrator Useless.
That's... A name, alright.
That’s just is birth name. He actually took Jonathan’s last name and kept it in the divorce.
@@thegoatcarnival oh... whats his last name
@so ju lee oh? ms. useless >:)
@@thegoatcarnival whos johnathan?
@@friedegg3732
the Narrator's ex-husband
"We don't want to add a useless item in minecraft"
Mundane potions: *allow me to introduce myself*
Thick potions: *allow me to introduce myself*
Poisonous potatoes: *allow me to introduce myself*
@@thespacedingoking
poisonous potato's are useless for a reason
@@Lunarcreeper and why is that?
mundane potions are to remind you that you have failed in life, while thick potion... well... i dont want to tell you what is the use of that
@@thespacedingoking it allows you to escape allys
Mojang is by far the funniest development team ever. Don’t become like EA plz.
Edit: yeah too late, I’m sorry y’all
Minecoins: bonjour
@@mechanicalgamingscrapstudi7763 minecoins are just basically RGB for pc. Yeah, its nice to have them but it have no usage if youre not interested in them. Minecoins are to support devs who makes packs there and help to pay for fees on collab they make. Ea on the other hands "makes" games based on the previous game with no update or major update. Just new bugs and higher price tag
Edit : Typo
Also Discord, well actually mojang's team is funny, discord's team is just insane
Epic games is 2
yeah and pls like don't ever add ads in the games like ever!
"we don't want unnecessary items in Minecraft"
Poisonous potato: .____.
Its a trick
@@TheBuilderPro2024 do you know what poison is
That’s what I thought
It's useful for some achievements
Bruh -______-
It's only use is to be eaten and poison you
There's something great about the Minecraft TH-cam channel poking fun at, well, themselves and their own game. Lines such as "Being realistic is something that's occasionally very important to our developers." and "The Phantom won the vote, and went on to be the most beloved mob in Minecraft history." are so fun.
Marilla:We don’t want unnecessary things in minecraft
Me:The Shulker Box and The Ender Chest have the exact same use
“I still have an iq too high to be processed by most calculators”
“Here, let me try”
0
Mojang, you never disappoint
Nah the BEE update was definitely disappointing
@@thingsnstuff1698 Bees are cute, so not really disappointing:)
@@minecraftpiglinmattspoemsd2287 Hmm I guess thats true but in real life I have a phobia of them.
@@thingsnstuff1698 Are you allergic?
@@Shadow404x No I gust got stung a lot when I was 4 and after that I gust avoided bees and so I never got stug.
At least mojang accepts the fact that people hate the phantom. To be fair, it wasn’t their decision…
well blame Mumbo Jumbo for that according to him he got everybody hyped for it and got everybody to vote for it on twitter just to see how bad it was and Dream got glow squids in game by just spamming "glow squid" on twitter a few days before the official post
@@AxolotlNRG why do people end up voting for always the worst mob to choose from?
@@moonprincess_xoxo Because of these lazy TH-camrs who enable their fans to be as crazy as they are right now.Dream is the worst.
@@brawler715 makes it more dreadful that Dream confessed that he liked Moobloom better but praised Glow Squid because he thought it was funnier
@@KadenzJade6447 ive grown to like the glow squid, just because it spawns under sheets of ice and looks like a cool arctic squid. I miss moobloom more than the cool repurposing of "glow" squid
Marilla cracking up when talking about how the phantom was loved by the community was hilarious
🥵 ahh
fr looking back i regret every second of existence ever voting for the phantom
Part of me wishes they would just rework it. Maybe have it spawn on the outer End islands or some thing
@@omnigalaxii1187 AMUNG US IN REAL LIFE **proceeds to default dance**
@@omnigalaxii1187 tbh- that would make much more sense as Phantom Membranes heal Elytra.
Which suggests that Elytra are made of Phantom Membranes
Which makes me question why Elytra are only in the End if their fixing material is only in the overworld
Marilla: literally snorts
Me: snorts because marilla's laugh is just a mood
“We don’t want useless items in Minecraft!”
Poisonous potato: Am I a joke to you?
Minecraft: yes
Edit: thanks for all the likes, I’ve never gotten this many before!
Rotten flesh
netherite-- wa1t what
@@imauwu7614 you can use it in trading
If im not mistsken, they said that they would never give a use to the poisonous potato, why? I dunno but it's kinda funny
@@redparrotgaming8060 i would like to poisonous potato to be used in brewing. it would make some kind of sense
"And I have a human heart! allegdly"
-Narrator
Probably one of the only official company channels that can make me laugh this much, let alone be funny at all.
Air New Zealand
@OmarE1245 This channel is a part of Mojang.
@OmarE1245 This is the official channel of mojang
@OmarE1245 you are not very smart.
Idk if Marilla's voice actress was actually laughing or scripted
"In-Game items for The Narrator's outfit sold separately in the Character Creator. Though why you'd want to look like The Narrator is beyond us."
40.
40.
Because then he can truly be homeless, complete with no clothes.
Fish
Free
"And we don't like to add usless items into minecraft"
*proceeds to add poisonous potatoes
I don't know but you man, but i loves to give poisonous potatoes to my son. Not much in minecraft tho
If memory serves poisonous potatoes are the fault of notch, as apposed to mojang
@@manusia3776 same! He always starts vomiting tho... lol!
hot take :
* proceeds to add goats *
@@user-yw3ic8qc1h goats will have drops in 1.18
"we don't want to add useless things to Minecraft"
Me: so... explain poisonous potato's
Obviously to punish players that aren’t farming the far superior carrot
@@zeppie_ *_Laughs in bake-ability_*
@@trevthekidd
*Hold my Golden Carrots* : Laughs in Night Vision
@@vvcreative2628 *_Teeth have left the chat_*
@@trevthekidd you just need to swallow em whole dude , leave the poor teeth out of it . 😂
"We don't want to add unnecessary items to Minecraft"
_glances angrily at the Poisonous Potato, which developers have gone on to state that they don't want to add any functionality to it at all_
Cute pfp
*rotten flesh*
I hate it
@@BoulderWraith rotten flesh can be useful, you can eat it in emergencies or feed it to your dog if you don't have any meat and he's low on health.
Poisonous potato: ._. bye
"Maybe a house only a mother could love?"
house: I have no son
"Oh."
Narrator: *throws Marilla off of a cliff*
Marilla: WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
IKR 😭😂
Shes just havin the time of her life
She's such a team player!
M.A.R.I.L.L.A: Sentinent computer/worryingly immortal
Sorry!
EXCELLENT ❤️🔥✨
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Hi
Halo
Halo
Pro im first coment not me
"We don't want unnessecary items in Minecraft"
Poisonus potato
Mundane and thick potions
Hey! I use those! For... For... Yes...
I mean, the poisonous potato gets its use. When you give it to your friends and they eat it.
I sold 20 poisonous potato for 16 emerald to my brother what do u mean?
“My name is narrator, because my parents didn’t like me”
-narrator 2021
Lolz i named myself Narrator in a game that was essentially Minecraft and Gta combined but i got banned and evetually the game was *incompatible* with my phone
5:20 that fact that they broke down laughing just makes it even funnier because the phantom is hated by all.
Not all, I like the phantom, it's features are quite useful.
I stay up all night for repairng elytras
The bonus house looks like a house we would build when we were 6 years old
True, but made out of diamond and, emerald blocks 😅
Brother: The Narrator's Name is Jake.
Narrator: My name is Narrator.
Brother: NOOOOOOOOO!!!
Sister: The Computer's Name is Izzy.
Marilla: I'm the electronic Minecraft expert, Marilla.
Sister: NOOOOOOOOO!!!
"The phantom won the vote, and went on to be the most beloved mob"
So they know we hate it lol
Hate*
@@starlessfae ops, I didn't notice the typo. I have now corrected it, thank dude
@@francesco4299 np ^^
The whole time Narrator was lifting M.A.R.I.L.L.A in the air I was thinking “If she says no, he’s gonna throw her off the cliff.”
Mojang: We Replaced Roses With Rose Bushes Because Its More Realistic
Me: *flying trees*
exploding mutant pigs
Door in water that gives free oxygen
Water not in nether, but ice is
@@loopertrooper2134 exploding beds
Crafting chainmail armor with literal fire.
Wait, what do you mean that's not in the game anymore?
"can someone unplug me please?" Never that I thought I could ever relate with you more, I would too if I never had left that dark room.
"and we don't want unnecessary items in minecraft"
Poisonous potatoes: 👁👄👁
What if poisonous potatoes were compostable?
@@ssuperpro2700 well they even go out of their way to make that impossible, although I'm aware that most people who comment about poisonous potato are joking; it still went over some people's head on why poisonous is still here in the first place.
@@user-tzzglsstle585e38 The Irish Potato Famine 1845-1852
Yes
@@ssuperpro2700 Yes, but everyone in the team i believe will never give poisonous potatos a purpose
“The phantom won the vote and went on to be the most beloved mob in Minecraft”
Oh lord, they know...
Seeing how involved Mojang is with the community I would be surprised if they didn’t
I mean, it's not the first time they make a joke about hating the phantom
Mojang: We replaced roses with rose buches beacuse its more realistic
Meanwhile Me who jump from 200 blocks, land in the water and walk away
Exatly, this video is filled with ironic
I don't know what your talking about! My *[tamed wolf]* looks nothing like your *[tamed wolf]* .
200 meters* almost 13 feet
@CARL JESSE JAVIER I know I'm just saying it's 200 meters
@@arunatripathiarvind4747 200 meters is 656 feet
5:20 that laugh is everything
5:16 Even Mojang is aware the phantom is terrible
Phantoms need a overhaul so that there actually fun and not just annoying like they currently are
Have you seen the last minecon?
@@williamwester223 that's true. There should be a lower circling area. It makes them more annoying when they just fly off so far.
@@leadharsh0616 That barely solves any of the problem with them at all to the point I don't even think that's a necessary step for them to improve the mob.
@@user-tzzglsstle585e38 well then what are the other problems?
"we replaced rose with rose bushes because its realistic"
me: how bout the green explosive pig?
Edit: tnx for the likes
also the three-headed flying rib-cage that shoots exploding skulls
And the skeletons that magically appear on horses when thunder strikes
Well it’s realistic in the angry birds universe
fantasy usually abides to realism, just because there are fictional things introduced doesnt mean that said world doesnt obey the same basic rules as ours.
@@menotkai9869 and the pigs that turn into zombies when lightning hits them
5:20 M.A.R.I.L.L.A’s laugh is very wholesome here lol
I love how Minecraft makes these fun little series.
2:27
Mojang made an entire series just to answer Stampy's question... How thoughtful! 🤣
;^;
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@@EntergeticalakaBot Stampy didn’t understand why Mojang replaced Roses with Poppies
3:02 I think the poem should have been:
Roses and red,
Poppies are too,
Which is why
They’re replacing you!
that doesn't rhyme
@@ZedDevStuff it does though
@@ZedDevStuff imagine being this dumb to think they don't rhyme
I love how M.A.R.I.L.L.A knows players hate the phantom even after they voted for it
I like the Phantom... I just wish that Phantom Membrane was used to craft Elytra, not just repair them (since I put Mending on Elytra anyways).
@@JarieSuicune End city kind of pointless pointless but I am okay with alternative options
@@changsiah2 that's why an End update is needed. There's literally nothing there now except Elytras since Shulkers can now be farmed.
@@ShiraKiryuu Well you do need to go to the end to get 1 shuller and make the farm
@@h3nder Yea but once, then theres no reason to go back :P
These two work so well together even if M.A.R.I.L.L.A and narrator don’t admit it
How M.A.R.I.L.L.A went "WEEEEEEE" when she fell of... I instantly started laughing.
Ok?
Same
@@masterninjaowo ok?
"Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Your career is dead,
Poppies are replacing you"
I'm dead I-
Just like the rose’s career.
😭
@@undesiradude 😭
The person who Voices M.A.R.R.I.L.L.A Needs a raise
"being realistic is something that's occasionally very important to our developers"
wait, the gold tools, the low durability..
"Oh yeah it's all coming together"