In my English teacher’s classroom (he is German) he has a poster that says, “Tell someone you love them and life will be okay, but yell it in German because life is terrifying and confusing”
@@coconutwateryt Sag jemandem, dass du ihn liebst und dass das Leben in Ordnung sein wird, aber schreie es auf deutsch, da das Leben furchteinflößend und verwirrend ist.
"These are depressing" "But so is Life, Life is death und suffering" Fact: We germans love facts about life even if they are horrible or as he puts it Fakten, fakten, fakten.
@@R1CK4STL3YGAMING no, they say a singular deadpan 'ha'. It is not a laugh. It's like someone walking up to you and saying "laughing out loud" with a blank expression
Some of my russian teachers used to do something similar, but without the ha. The only time one of them smiled was when she was scolding us, which was often. "ребята, вы не читаете? что проблема?" That ребята will be in my nightmares
Honestly, Nietzsche is an overrated philosopher; nihilism is just edgy apathy. And it's so strange, because he also had the ubermensch theory, an unobtainable peak of man, to strive to be.
@@anaknifamtayo8517 it's a bot. I don't know what happened to TH-cam. There used to be zero bots like this in comment sections and now they're everywhere. And it's not like it's difficult to get rid of them. At uni I only had one course about Machine Learning and after this single course people were able to code spam bot detectors for the final project...
Things I’ve learned about Germans. Dark sense of humor, depressed, believe in owning their countries problematic past as to not repeat it, don’t socialize with people at work, love sparkling water. Conclusion: I think I’m German
He’s getting payback for the Jar Jar binks snapple caps Also, love how you used the lighting to portray a depressing atmosphere, combined with the lighthearted music which creates a fantastic use of juxtaposition. Though the music is upbeat and happy, the lighting and dialogue contrasts well as a funny short. Sorry, I’m meant to be practicing for my English exam, so I’m practicing analysing shorts on TH-cam.
Snapples are not everybodys favorite here, you know. Didn't knew Snapples before this Channel. And I know Hessian Cider like I know Labskaus, I know Kölsch like I know Quarkkeulchen...
"Life, its a constant struggle and I love it" what a German thing to say lmao Edit: I can't believe my most lazy, pointless comment which just stated the obvious got 1000 likes LOL
That's a reference to Werner Herzog reflecting on life in the jungle! Check out the video "overwhelming and collective murder", that's where he says it. I'm sure you'll love it :D
I love all the videos show the difference in temperament and culture between Germans and Americans. My grandmother was German and my mother was raised around her German great aunts so my household had a slightly different perspective that I didn't understand until I got older. And yes it was weird being the only black girl in class who would say "gesundheit" when people sneezed and "Got im himmel" when I was upset. Thx mom lol
My (African American) father was stationed in Germany when he was in the army. He learned German, picked up on British humor and TV while stationed over there, and got really into Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin, and other classics over there. He later came back to America, married My mom, and raised my brother and I in the south Bronx during the 80's with all of this. I believe I was the only kid in all of New York singing the Holzfäller song in German in first grade. This is all to say... I thought I was the only one and I feel your pain. Please tell me you didn't get heavy into techno when you grew up as well, though. That still pains me to this day.
As much as I love the German straightforwardness my cultural upbringing makes it hard to handle. I think it's better to be more like the Germans though. One of my cultural rules is to never mention a dead persons name and I find this really hard. I want to talk openly about the loved ones I miss
Then do it, maybe playwise when you do something you did with one of your passed ones. Like this is nice, i did this with ... also, i miss him /her or what ever.
I am also curious as to what culture discourages mentioning the names of the dead. Seems really counterproductive to learning from the lives of others.
Das Leben ist Schmerz und Tod und unendlicher Kampf, und ich liebe es! this is why i learned German! the only language that brings built in Schadenfreude!
@@jasongrey3113 My bad ! On my phone screen it totally looked like the flag of Belgium which where I'm from but now on my PC screen it indeed is the correct flag.
If you have su¡cidal thoughts like me and grew up in an extremely tough home life with a mother that gradually grew more schizophrenic then it's practically a gift.
"every human is a little bit sad at all times because we know we're going to die, but that's what gives life meaning"- my favourite quote from the good place.
I love German sense of humor! The more I see this channel and another channel from a Vietnamese girl living in Germany (,and the more I hang around with my family of origin), the more I am convinced I was born in the wrong place of earth!!!
"Life is death and suffering, it is a constant struggle" my wife and I just moved to Oklahoma and we ended up having to use all of our savings just to get into the house and now we are going to food banks for the rest of the month. That line really hit me
@@bobdole8830 I never said I used food stamps, the pet deposit was added to the lease last second, it was 700, that cleared out our savings, and it was only a month of getting help. I went once a week to pick up extra groceries. You don't seem to know much. Maybe you should wait a few years, live through some things, grow up a bit, and you'll understand.
We also say: Nichts ist umsonst in dieser Welt, nicht einmal der Tod, denn der kostet das leben ( nothing is for free in this world , not even death because it costs your life).
As a non German I feel like I miss some of the subtle details to your skits, but I love all your skits because you always have a unique joke played out in the form of two friends who's world's couldn't be further apart, I love all of your videos, keep it up!
I have the tendency to remind people (whenever a distant relative died that they aren't too upset about) that people are most likely to die on (or very close to) their birthday. As a baby, when they are born, the chances of complications or things going wrong are the the highest in the first two weeks. As a child, they are most likely to push each other near the birthdaycake, with flames, or wear a costume that can go up in flames. They have activities like swimming, there's a crowd of kids around them and even though they are the centre of attention, the statistics show the chances are higher that something will go wrong, because people try to organize a lot on their birthday. As a teenager, because you feel invincible, especially when you reach the drinking-age. If you've had alcohol before, it might not lead to coma-drinking, but if you're American and you haven't been allowed alcohol and now, suddenly, you're allowed *all* the alcohol, you might kill yourself with it. You will perform more tricky stunts on your birthday, show off, feel pressure to do something silly or dangerous (because you're the centre of attention and people egg you on) and you get a bit reckless and shouty and the chance of an accident is bigger. As an adult, the chances aren't that big, but you might get a heart-attack from organizing everything. You've got a house to take care of, children or pets, your job, your spouse, yourself, a mortgage or car or whatever. And then you have to organize a wonderful birthdayparty so your mother-in-law can come over and tell you exactly what you did wrong. It might happen before or after you had the party. Or you're the type of person to try and entertain people, throw spiritus on the barbecue and set yourself on fire. Either way, the perfectionists and the jokers are in danger. And as an elderly person, the chances of it all being 'too much' and giving you a heart-attack are higher as well. And there is a common tendency for old people to want to reach their birthday. They wait half-a-year, until they finally reach their 78th and then they die peacefully in their sleep. Or they are ill and wánt to reach their 80th or..whatever. And then they feel like they can go. Either way, you are more likely to die on your birthday. Have a good day!
Some British poet, I think Sir George Bernard Shaw(he had some other damming indictments to pass on humanity as a faulty organisation as well, gotta love that guy, Americans can probably think of him as a British Mark Twain), had a very similar saying, I use it all the time... it was basically your typical dial up to the ever more so increasingly depressing assement of the universe, and namely of the patterns (intrinsic to &definitive)of human life as an aspect(paradoxically self-sustaining and grimdark...like going full meta narrative between Warhammer 40k universe and real world troubles of companies like Games Workshop, and also Blizzard, and most recently Activision too, alas) thereof, where you just learn to expect some turn around as you would have in most American sayings and such... but it just never comes... and then you're just sort of left floundering and awkwardly hanging...just like life
Thomas Gottschalk on it!? I'm Polish living in the U.S, but remember the dream car from the show- Vitara! I got it later on (the American version) Chevy Tracker just because of that show. Love you guys!
Tbh, i kinda relate to that guy, i like facts involving about life being just a mess of flesh mixed with poison of entitlement, oppression and depression. :')
As an emt who's worked in in ERs and ambulances, I am in the same boat as the German about how life is, and people always think I'm pessimistic when I mention death is an aspect of life. Life is great though once you're immune to the pain you've avoided via denial
Funny enough, I first came across this when I was working as a temporary delivery aid at a warehouse for a furniture store. 1 year later, there's a poster for Heart of Stone in the local theater I work at... Gal is the lead actress lol
@@FilitonI have seen 3. 1 I loved, 2 I hated, but in none of them did I have anything bad to say about her performance. The movies were bad because of the writers and directors, but not because of her performance.
She's bad all the way, she's hot and that's where she stops. Her acting skills are level or even below background characters on a CW show that appear for 3 minutes every 4 episodes.
"Life is death and suffering, its a constant struggle and i love it". Since my man wore a hsv jersey in an earlier video he knows what he is talking about. And so do I.
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In my English teacher’s classroom (he is German) he has a poster that says, “Tell someone you love them and life will be okay, but yell it in German because life is terrifying and confusing”
I need an accurate german translation for that phrase, lmaoo
@@coconutwateryt Sag jemandem, dass du ihn liebst und dass das Leben in Ordnung sein wird,
aber schreie es auf deutsch, da das Leben furchteinflößend und verwirrend ist.
@@creampielover69 sehr gut
@@creampielover69*und dass das Leben in Ordnung sein wird,
@@creampielover69now I really hope I get to hear someone scream furchteinflößend, that word is so extra!
German "Gift" actually means "poisen" in English.
Same in Sweden but that also means married over here.
@@ThePapaja1996 Funny. In Polish, we say "married", when you have got a gift but its stolen from you for the rest of your life.
Poison. And poisson is just fish in French.
imagine gifting a poisonous fish
@@poppers7317 and french poison means fish. So, watch out, what you're eating in France
"These are depressing"
"But so is Life, Life is death und suffering"
Fact: We germans love facts about life even if they are horrible or as he puts it Fakten, fakten, fakten.
Fakten
fuck10
It's so funny how this is ironic af🤣👍🏻 I don't care about nothing anymore
"And I love it" is the best part
Yeah. That basically explains every german fairy tale. Sometimes its just suffering.
Germans don't laugh, they just say "Ha! That's funny" while making eye contact
accurate, my aunt does that
German humor is no laughing matter
So “ha” isn’t a laugh? 💀
@@R1CK4STL3YGAMING no, they say a singular deadpan 'ha'. It is not a laugh. It's like someone walking up to you and saying "laughing out loud" with a blank expression
Some of my russian teachers used to do something similar, but without the ha.
The only time one of them smiled was when she was scolding us, which was often. "ребята, вы не читаете? что проблема?"
That ребята will be in my nightmares
"Man does not strive for happiness; only the Englishman does that."
Friedrich Nietzsche
Carries over to Americans as well. We don't like movies with sad endings
@@AvioftheSandwell yeah we came to enjoy a movie not be sad
Honestly, Nietzsche is an overrated philosopher; nihilism is just edgy apathy. And it's so strange, because he also had the ubermensch theory, an unobtainable peak of man, to strive to be.
@@YourLocalWitchDJwhile I agree that he's overrated, I can't say that "edgy apathy" is how I'd put.
@@YourLocalWitchDJif you had read him you would know that he critisize nihihilism. Thats his whole thesis.
FAKTEN FAKTEN FAKTEN!
Hoecker, Sie sind raus!!
... und an die Leser denken!
Montag ist Focus-Tag!
DATEN FAKTEN, DATEN FAKTEN, DATEN FAKTEN, TAFELBILD
Dachte ich mir auch bro
"Hier ist ein Gift"
Thank God he didn't drink it 😂
If it's not depressing, it's not German!
@『sʜʀᴋ』•ᴮᴬᴰʙᴏʏツ Bruh there are kids here.
@@anaknifamtayo8517 it's a bot. I don't know what happened to TH-cam. There used to be zero bots like this in comment sections and now they're everywhere. And it's not like it's difficult to get rid of them. At uni I only had one course about Machine Learning and after this single course people were able to code spam bot detectors for the final project...
😂 yeah 😅
It do be like that
@@anaknifamtayo8517 what did he say he deleted his comment
America: Jar Jar fanfiction
Germany: Life is death with extra steps
Accurate.
Putting Gottschalk on the bottle was hilarious.
What was their first name?
I love how he pronounces “struggle”
Kampff??
Things I’ve learned about Germans. Dark sense of humor, depressed, believe in owning their countries problematic past as to not repeat it, don’t socialize with people at work, love sparkling water. Conclusion: I think I’m German
I can relate to that as a german. 😆😅..
Also -war- automobiles
SPARKLING WATER OH MY GOD
*looks at hands* maybe i am Deutchlander
FAKTEN FAKTEN FAKTEN
This is the most accurate DNA test. 🤣
He’s getting payback for the Jar Jar binks snapple caps
Also, love how you used the lighting to portray a depressing atmosphere, combined with the lighthearted music which creates a fantastic use of juxtaposition. Though the music is upbeat and happy, the lighting and dialogue contrasts well as a funny short.
Sorry, I’m meant to be practicing for my English exam, so I’m practicing analysing shorts on TH-cam.
i also love the bright and colourful shirt that the German guy is wearing, too :)
Well good luck with your exams
That was a beautifully-written essay analyzing the tone of this artwork. Surely you have a great grade in your English class!
@@Amyfrachiseur thank you so much!
@@silpheedTandy OH MY GOD I MISSED THAT BIT THATS A GOOD FACTOR ON THE JUXTAPOSITION PLUS HES PRETTY NIHILISTIC IN THIS TOO
The Gal Gadot ending was very unexpected.
should have, from a German :P
Can you tell what it meant i didn't get it
But much deserved 😂
@@sum1yadonkno Maybe related to her role as Wonder Woman in the movies
But true…
On both ends
“The most common wish for a child’s Christmas is for a father” 💀💀
Very accurate for most black children
father christmas is a busy man
The father just needs some milk
Showed this to my dad who's been to Germany. He just said "Those are Germans for you" and walked away.
absorbed humorlessness?
Snapples are not everybodys favorite here, you know. Didn't knew Snapples before this Channel. And I know Hessian Cider like I know Labskaus, I know Kölsch like I know Quarkkeulchen...
A dad is actually the 10th most common thing on a child’s Christmas list
Yeah, nothing beats an iPhone. 📲
@@jansix4287 _bruh_
@@RodentKing_ "deez what?"
@@Anankin12 deez nuts
@@jansix4287 so many things do...
"Life, its a constant struggle and I love it" what a German thing to say lmao
Edit: I can't believe my most lazy, pointless comment which just stated the obvious got 1000 likes LOL
That’s the little Nietzsche in all of us
Schadenfreude
Oh so that’s where that comes from… thanks grandpa
That's a reference to Werner Herzog reflecting on life in the jungle! Check out the video "overwhelming and collective murder", that's where he says it. I'm sure you'll love it :D
I love all the videos show the difference in temperament and culture between Germans and Americans. My grandmother was German and my mother was raised around her German great aunts so my household had a slightly different perspective that I didn't understand until I got older. And yes it was weird being the only black girl in class who would say "gesundheit" when people sneezed and "Got im himmel" when I was upset. Thx mom lol
My (African American) father was stationed in Germany when he was in the army. He learned German, picked up on British humor and TV while stationed over there, and got really into Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin, and other classics over there.
He later came back to America, married My mom, and raised my brother and I in the south Bronx during the 80's with all of this.
I believe I was the only kid in all of New York singing the Holzfäller song in German in first grade.
This is all to say... I thought I was the only one and I feel your pain. Please tell me you didn't get heavy into techno when you grew up as well, though. That still pains me to this day.
@@kandrs7445 Techno ist Leben.
@@kandrs7445 roots in Lagos, being from dutch nationality and grew up in Switzerland, german side.
You tell me😂
@@dargus1718 Techno ist leben. Immernoch.😂
Wir sind einmalig
Omg ihr seid so genial 😂 So eine gute Chemie bei euch beiden und man merkt das ihr Spaß dabei habt 👍 Vor allem wie ihr's rüber bringt 💯💯💯
"Gal Gadot will be a leading actress for at least the next 10 years. This is the WORST one!" 😂☠️
It really was ✌️ 🇵🇸
@@monsieurcondottiero2685
❤️🇮🇱
@@bullymaguire1087 💩🇵🇸
@@monsieurcondottiero2685Stop starting shit and yelling oppression
I didn't get it... why?
Thomas Gottschalk als besonderes Schmankerl auf dem Label, würde ich sofort kaufen. Kann eh nicht noch deprimierter werden.
"Schnäpple"
Und er lebt sogar fast länger als der Arnie in den USA.
@@svenwahnsinn734 ist er nicht wieder zurück nach DE gezogen?
Was genau soll dieses schnäpple sein? Einfach Schnaps? Ist das ne bayrische Angelegenheit?
@@MaDDes288 Also wir Schwaben sagen so zu Schnäppchen aber passt in Kontext hier eher nicht
"Is it fun, or is it not?" part kills me every time
As a German I agree that we love “Fakten”
"THATS THE WORST ONE" XD I felt that on so many levels XD. poor guy.
Saying "facts, facts, facts" really sounded like something else
As much as I love the German straightforwardness my cultural upbringing makes it hard to handle. I think it's better to be more like the Germans though. One of my cultural rules is to never mention a dead persons name and I find this really hard. I want to talk openly about the loved ones I miss
Then do it, maybe playwise when you do something you did with one of your passed ones. Like this is nice, i did this with ... also, i miss him /her or what ever.
What culture is this?
I am also curious as to what culture discourages mentioning the names of the dead.
Seems really counterproductive to learning from the lives of others.
Yeah, you totally should. Talking about them means to keep them alive. Inside you and for other! And it helps you deal with your loss.
How can history be taught in your culture, of you are not allowed to mention a dead persons name?
Even the most depressing facts are still interesting fun facts
without the bad times, you wouldn't appreciate the good times..
Hi, i'm german and i know stuff😆
Das Leben ist Schmerz und Tod und unendlicher Kampf, und ich liebe es!
this is why i learned German! the only language that brings built in Schadenfreude!
After one video every single time I see you guys I can just hear "YOU'RE INTO SCAT?"
I remember when my German mom would get me Schnäpple, my favourite fact was, “He just wanted a glass of juice.”
NOOOOOOO LMAO
I love how Thomas Gottschalk is on the cover of the juice 😂😂
Life is death and suffering, it's a constant struggle and I LOVE IT 🤗💀🇩🇪🇨🇭
Why the flag of Belgium ?
@@cheezarose maybe because that's their country
@@cheezarose was that serious?
@@jasongrey3113 My bad ! On my phone screen it totally looked like the flag of Belgium which where I'm from but now on my PC screen it indeed is the correct flag.
Another fact: "Gift" actually means "poison" in German...
That’s both surprising and unsurprising.
“I have ein gift for yoooou!!”
Kind of sounds like “present”
@@timopper5488 they had a special gift for Jews 👀
If you have su¡cidal thoughts like me and grew up in an extremely tough home life with a mother that gradually grew more schizophrenic then it's practically a gift.
As a famous German philosopher once said: "a life without pain has no meaning."
That's why I never use painkillers
"every human is a little bit sad at all times because we know we're going to die, but that's what gives life meaning"- my favourite quote from the good place.
"Life is depressing and death and a constant struggle and I love it" is the whole concept of ZDF Magazin Royale.
I prefer the American Snapple’s because of the Jar Jar Bink’s facts, lord, that guy is chiseled like a Greek god
Facten, facten, facten” the best part!
I love German sense of humor! The more I see this channel and another channel from a Vietnamese girl living in Germany (,and the more I hang around with my family of origin), the more I am convinced I was born in the wrong place of earth!!!
"Life is death and suffering, it is a constant struggle" my wife and I just moved to Oklahoma and we ended up having to use all of our savings just to get into the house and now we are going to food banks for the rest of the month. That line really hit me
No offense, but the house wasn't for you. That's kind of a self made problem
@@bobdole8830 what do you mean the house wasn't for us?
@@PapaLantern If you require food stamps to survive, the house was probably too expensive
@@bobdole8830 I never said I used food stamps, the pet deposit was added to the lease last second, it was 700, that cleared out our savings, and it was only a month of getting help. I went once a week to pick up extra groceries. You don't seem to know much. Maybe you should wait a few years, live through some things, grow up a bit, and you'll understand.
@@PapaLantern Ironic XD But you do you
Just like the common German saying: "Das Leben ist hart, grausam und gemein" :')
We also say: Nichts ist umsonst in dieser Welt, nicht einmal der Tod, denn der kostet das leben ( nothing is for free in this world , not even death because it costs your life).
Not to talk abour fairytales
My dad always used to say : Das Leben ist hart aber ungerecht. Truly a peek German viewpoint on living
You guys have this perfect comedy sense that blurrs the line between dark, cringe, and absolutely hilarious. I love it
Stressy Stressy Depressy. Brought to you by German Schnäpple. :D
He is so enthusiastic about his Snapple facts.
Once when I was studying German, my teacher said “Germans don’t feel joy”. It was meant as a joke but she said it so seriously
As a goth i couldn't agree more I love it.
Life is like a piano. Black keys are pain and white keys are happines, but we need both to play music. :D
this is not meant to be racist ._.
@@triez9570 No offense taken
Damn I love the Thomas Gottschalk design. So hit right now
As a non German I feel like I miss some of the subtle details to your skits, but I love all your skits because you always have a unique joke played out in the form of two friends who's world's couldn't be further apart, I love all of your videos, keep it up!
"The most common wish on a Christmas list is a father"
7 y/o me: 👁👄👁
This was the best one yet. I love it and I love you guys
I actually prefer the German Snapple facts.
I have the tendency to remind people (whenever a distant relative died that they aren't too upset about) that people are most likely to die on (or very close to) their birthday.
As a baby, when they are born, the chances of complications or things going wrong are the the highest in the first two weeks.
As a child, they are most likely to push each other near the birthdaycake, with flames, or wear a costume that can go up in flames. They have activities like swimming, there's a crowd of kids around them and even though they are the centre of attention, the statistics show the chances are higher that something will go wrong, because people try to organize a lot on their birthday.
As a teenager, because you feel invincible, especially when you reach the drinking-age. If you've had alcohol before, it might not lead to coma-drinking, but if you're American and you haven't been allowed alcohol and now, suddenly, you're allowed *all* the alcohol, you might kill yourself with it.
You will perform more tricky stunts on your birthday, show off, feel pressure to do something silly or dangerous (because you're the centre of attention and people egg you on) and you get a bit reckless and shouty and the chance of an accident is bigger.
As an adult, the chances aren't that big, but you might get a heart-attack from organizing everything. You've got a house to take care of, children or pets, your job, your spouse, yourself, a mortgage or car or whatever. And then you have to organize a wonderful birthdayparty so your mother-in-law can come over and tell you exactly what you did wrong.
It might happen before or after you had the party. Or you're the type of person to try and entertain people, throw spiritus on the barbecue and set yourself on fire. Either way, the perfectionists and the jokers are in danger.
And as an elderly person, the chances of it all being 'too much' and giving you a heart-attack are higher as well.
And there is a common tendency for old people to want to reach their birthday. They wait half-a-year, until they finally reach their 78th and then they die peacefully in their sleep. Or they are ill and wánt to reach their 80th or..whatever. And then they feel like they can go.
Either way, you are more likely to die on your birthday. Have a good day!
I want some German Snapple now, I love facts as well, even the depressing ones.
Too bad we don't have it🤷♀️
@@lumina9995 ._.
I love that after he asks: "Do I have to?" The German snapped he just gave him rematerializes back in his hand for that next shot only
Just keeps getting better n better
“Life is death and suffering”
I mean, you’re right, I can’t argue with that one
Just starting my day with this vid😂 Love it!
"Life is death and suffering and a constant struggle and I love it"
I'm gonna start saying that
Some British poet, I think Sir George Bernard Shaw(he had some other damming indictments to pass on humanity as a faulty organisation as well, gotta love that guy, Americans can probably think of him as a British Mark Twain), had a very similar saying, I use it all the time...
it was basically your typical dial up to the ever more so increasingly depressing assement of the universe, and namely of the patterns (intrinsic to &definitive)of human life as an aspect(paradoxically self-sustaining and grimdark...like going full meta narrative between Warhammer 40k universe and real world troubles of companies like Games Workshop,
and also Blizzard,
and most recently Activision too, alas)
thereof, where you just learn to expect some turn around as you would have in most American sayings and such...
but
it
just
never
comes...
and then you're just sort of left floundering and awkwardly hanging...just like life
Subtitles: "facts facts facts"
Him: "FUCKING FUCKING FUCKING"
Niga
I love everything about this channel
That leading actresses come with a known shelf life was the most interesting fact.
I love German humour so much🤣
I love how you speak German English. It sounds funny
He does it so well! Is he really German? (Can you tell I haven't been subscribed for long?)
Thomas Gottschalk on it!? I'm Polish living in the U.S, but remember the dream car from the show- Vitara! I got it later on (the American version) Chevy Tracker just because of that show. Love you guys!
The best most well placed "and I luf it" 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆
Hammer Videos Jungs !!!
The "I love it" part sent me. I feel that.
Tbh, i kinda relate to that guy, i like facts involving about life being just a mess of flesh mixed with poison of entitlement, oppression and depression. :')
It took me a minute to realize he was talking about all children around the world, not just German children.
"it is a constant *STRAGGLE*, and I lav it"
Ok I'm starting to think my dad had some kind of influence from a German
Fun fact: the most wished-for Christmas gift from UK children in 2012 was a father
That's heartbreaking.
From when do you need milk for tee?
Gosh I love Germans.
“Life is death and suffering, it is a constant struggle… AND I LOVE IT!”
As an emt who's worked in in ERs and ambulances, I am in the same boat as the German about how life is, and people always think I'm pessimistic when I mention death is an aspect of life. Life is great though once you're immune to the pain you've avoided via denial
I dont feel happiness anymore so i have finally reached the point where my parents wanted me to be : a true german, not columbian blood
😂 I am Bavarian, and my second girlfriend was a Colombian Mujera. 😂
I could feel you here.
I was expecting it to say nothing happened in Germany between 1933 and 1945
Well... That would actually make schnäpple illegal in Germany, cause denying the holocaust is a crime here 😂😂
Germany doesn't deny their historical wrongdoings, you're thinking of the US
Bruh what's the problem with Gal Gadot, she's an amazing actress
personally wasnt a big fan of her wonderwoman
Funny enough, I first came across this when I was working as a temporary delivery aid at a warehouse for a furniture store. 1 year later, there's a poster for Heart of Stone in the local theater I work at... Gal is the lead actress lol
This video is why i am convinced that people that are always bubbly in person are highly masochistic
Dafuq? What is wrong with Gal Gadot being a leading actress?
She ain't too common in Germany to put it in this way 😉
Have U seen her movies?
@@FilitonI have seen 3.
1 I loved, 2 I hated, but in none of them did I have anything bad to say about her performance. The movies were bad because of the writers and directors, but not because of her performance.
No comments yet. Sad
I don´t understand the Gal Gardot-joke...
Is it because there would be 10 more years of Superhero-bs-movies??
Ten more years of films like red Notice.
the drink took fact or cap to a whole nother level
He started to sound like Herzog's monologue for a second there
I dunno whether Gal Gadot is a good actor or not, I just think the Wonder Woman movies were bad movies in general (especially the dialogues were bad)
She's bad all the way, she's hot and that's where she stops. Her acting skills are level or even below background characters on a CW show that appear for 3 minutes every 4 episodes.
The first movie was good second was shit
But gal gadot is a very average at best actor
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After this video I know finally understands Nietzche's filosophy
"Life is death and suffering, its a constant struggle and i love it". Since my man wore a hsv jersey in an earlier video he knows what he is talking about. And so do I.
Hearing him say FACTS, FACTS, FACTS, I'm German is one of the funniest things I've ever heard
his "aHAH!" after the father bit is hilarious
German snapple has *DEEP* philosophical quotes in the cap.
“a father”
that had me dying lmaoooooo 😂😂
I love that Thomas Gottschalk is on the label! 🤣
where do you buy that magnificent tropical jacket
The fact is depressing so the Snapple can cheer you up
"and I love it..."
My phone; *Time for bed*
I would really enjoy German Snapple. "Life is death & constant suffering" wonderful 👏👏❤
"Schnäpple" just sounds like a southern german word for "Schnaps" 😂
This is revenge for the Jarjar Binks episode 😂