WAP but it's Say No to This (Hamilton x Cardi B and Megan Thee Stallion Remix)

say no to this wap. bet you can't
i own neither song. this is a joke
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audio editing by me, Danielle Breitstein
Art by Awesome of TWOSCOOPSXD on TH-cam

[@daniellebreitstein5581]

GUYS STOP SENDING THIS TO LIN I CANNOT HANDLE THE SHAME

[@mollylovesmads]

NEVER.

[@Ruth-kq3zs]

IM CRYING WHAT

[@malicical]

WAIT PEOPLE SENT IT TO LIN?!!JEFHEWK

[@d.nicolas2232]

HOW DID I NOT KNOW THAT PEOPLE WERE SENDING THIS TO LIN I-
Ima do it now 😌

[@grace-hl1rl]

N O

[@intxrnxtprincxss]

Say no to this wap 😳

[@anonymousevergreen9447]

You can’t 😭😭😭

[@doodoobutter101]

Wow James Reynolds is very aggressive in this.

[@bshaw8175]

really up front about his intent

[@cjfraser9233]

Bro was straight up

[@hiffahyphae6707]

Omg 😆

[@jaz1903]

His part killed me lmao

[@lillygarrison1222]

I James Reynolds was funny at that part!

[@kendall9036]

I'm sorry James Reynolds said what 👁👄👁

[@LAZARUSSY]

IM DYING 😭

[@janeysgala]

he said “i wanna choke” 💔

[@Jasmine-pt7cp]

He want you to touch that little dangly thing that swings in the back of his throat.

[@j.sawyer9077]

1K like

[@feckethbalcony3666]

Soon we'll have a whole ass musical of WAP remixes

[@daniellebreitstein5581]

Don’t Tempt me

[@feckethbalcony3666]

@@daniellebreitstein5581 I am ✨tempting you✨

[@rattypie]

@@daniellebreitstein5581 WAPILTON: An American ASMR

[@jeriahmoenga7409]

@@rattypie not Wapilton ndfdsjkfndsjkn

[@phthalo7401]

Good

[@kxisa_03]

alexander: she said
maria: certified freak seven days a week
alexander: 👁️👄👁️

[@Dogewow1234]

Not me laughing so hard my mom questions my sanity 😎😎

[@grace184]

Alexander: YES

[@KaiTheInfinate]

I read this then it played

[@hellcat5277]

Alexander: 👁️///👄///👁️

[@number1falsettosfan272]

I TOTALLY DIDNT SAY THAT

[@kendall9036]

"I don't cook I don't clean but let me tell you how I got this ring"
*"NO"*

[@pedroamaya1298]

i read this just as it came on 😳

[@amanic3798]

@rowena that video is on my recommendation after this video 🤭😳

[@sadieuwu6606]

@@pedroamaya1298 same

[@BubbleLolli]

@rowena
it’s a ✨ s t a r ✨

[@kamhrl]

Eliza and Angelica: Stay
Alexander: No
Maria: CERTIFIED FREAK- 7 DAYS A WEEK
Alexander: HoW CAn i saY nO To ThiS

[@kamhrl]

@Dear Theodosia lmao Hamilton wanted someone young 😭😭

[@YourLocalCreature]

As the wise man said "I like em younger. As young as possible, actually."

[@lunren]

@Dear Theodosia WHAT DUSJDJJSJW PLSSS

[@lunren]

@@kamhrl HSHSHHCHSNE

[@glasstablegcrls]

@@kamhrl fun facts but really ✨concerning facts about maria that doesn’t make sense✨
she was 15 when she married james reynolds
she was 17 when she gave birth to her daughter, susan reynolds, (yes you read that right)
and she was actually 23 when she met alex/when the ham-reynolds affair started and alex was 36
i am ✨uncomfortable✨ with the age gaps that we’ve created in the studio

[@stella7078]

that's when i began to pray:
*Insert Unholy Words*
edit: wtf why does this have so many likes

[@danpucyutan3434]

"make it cream, make me scream" yep, sounds like praying for me

[@monikachr.2580]

Wtf that's not how y'all pray? 😳

[@grace184]

Angelic and Eliza: take a break
Alexander: never
Maria: certified freak
Alexander: Finally someone who knows what theyre doing

[@TwoScoopsXD]

These remixes are the cure for covid

[@emmamiller5600]

Yes they are

[@donnytoro7801]

This really changes the term hamil-hoes

[@zanamusic8969]

And the recipe for world peace

[@natashasteponme4171]

I can’t stop laughing
This is a MASTERPIECE

[@literallylaiken]

or you could say it's a wapsterpiece

[@user-cz7bw5ul9s]

this is astounding
p.s. reddie is life

[@lunren]

I rlly didn’t think any of these would work and u proved me wrong each time

[@temshop3193]

300th like :D

[@lunren]

@@temshop3193 wait lol i just came back and realized i got 489 likes but ty ty
i feel famous B)

[@temshop3193]

@@lunren feel famous, many people agree with the comment :p

[@andymarie]

1k likes already

[@lunren]

@@andymarie i am celebrity HDHSHQJESJ

[@baguettegott3409]

Really inspiring prayer there, Alex...

[@TwoScoopsXD]

It's the Lord's Prayer

[@xtinydemon7631]

Lmao

[@MisterHamiltonn]

fr

[@bangtanimosity8564]

2:06 Imagine receiving that in a formal letter, LMFAO

[@uhmmaya]

😂😭 I’m crying

[@akrodr6]

🤣😭😂 oml I’m dying 🖐💀

[@oliviarenier8855]

🤣🤣🤣

[@denny_boii]

LMFAOAOSOAICJDANFG

[@bigoofsushi6979]

So just like, those words, but in cursive or old time-y English

[@Loaf_0f_Bread]

The two dislikes are James Reynolds and Angelica Schuyler. Not Eliza because you can't burn a WAP.
(The edit I made was correcting a grammatical mistake because I’m bored and saw it)

[@Xyvaline]

Have my well deserved like... I salute!

[@itsteatimetommy9396]

😆

[@gghostlyares]

NO-😭😭

[@CP-of6xh]

It’s too wet to burn

[@itsteatimetommy9396]

@@CP-of6xh🤮

[@reverland735]

That’s when I began to pray:
*WAP sounds*
Jesus: Oh my god

[@Chubbyfairy]

LMAOO

[@lucifer82666]

God: You called, son?

[@joday2250]

im crying this is so good

[@God-sk3dv]

Oh my father

[@oo3006]

Worship and prayer

[@pogchamporado]

What scares me most is not even the song, but the comments.
It doesn't help that my name is Maria either

[@hanscapon222]

But is it pronounced Ma-Ry-Ah or Ma-Ree-Ah

[@pogchamporado]

@@hanscapon222 thankfully the second one, but it's still uncanny to see

[@sweetener5200]

@@hanscapon222 mariah*

[@hanscapon222]

@@sweetener5200 it's spelled Maria

[@megstarrrz]

WAPILTON
*SOMEONE SIGN ME UP FOR MARIA*

[@rosin_eater]

Wapilton I can’t 💀

[@megstarrrz]

@@rosin_eater LMAOAOA

[@princepeach3818]

Send this to Lin Manuel Miranda

[@kendall9036]

PLEASE

[@koifish4276]

omg yes

[@daniellebreitstein5581]

Please don’t

[@SpairM]

Danielle Breitstein please do

[@lilyantoniam.8806]

PLEAAAASE

[@abby6170]

1:16 if only she said I want you to park that Big Mac truck right in this little garage

[@isysnelms3179]

Abby I would be deceaseddddd

[@abby6170]

@@isysnelms3179 🤭 maybe he asked Eliza to put on a dark brown wig( to be Angelica)

[@isysnelms3179]

Abby he said “babe let’s role play”🤭😂

[@abby6170]

@@isysnelms3179 LMFAOOOO and invited Laurens!!!!

[@isysnelms3179]

Abby if he invited Laurens Angelica would be forgotten IMMEDIATELY

[@CasperLeeLovesBees]

20 years have been added to my life. 🙏

[@camilleholman2224]

and you popped off again.

[@verydumbemma7148]

I dislike your profile picture it makes me uncomfy :)

[@Nokomomo22]

@@verydumbemma7148 ... I don’t know if I should agree or say Period💅🏽

[@aaliyahreid4996]

Peggy sounds different here....

[@arwasaeed9834]

she went from and Peggy to certified freak

[@angrymal1345]

@@arwasaeed9834 fr 😂

[@FuHuaismyhusband]

NNNOOO

[@pertnay]

@@arwasaeed9834 Angelica! Eliza! *and certified freak*
THE SCHUYLER SISTERS

[@valeriaescamilla1248]

STOPPP 💀💀

[@arrowlavelle9028]

No 🧢 my dad walked in while me listening to the James Reynolds part- 😃👍🏼

[@kenniboo]

if your black, asian, or hispanic i feel so bad for you lmao (or strict parents)

[@arrowlavelle9028]

@@kenniboo I’m Irish but they do be strict tho 😂 my uncle beat me with a fish 💀😂😭

[@kenniboo]

@@arrowlavelle9028 a FISH lmao-

[@IsaManzanares13]

Lmao nooo

[@akrodr6]

@@arrowlavelle9028 A FISH LMFAO 🖐💀🤣😭

[@froggiebcg]

There's 2 ways Lin would react to this. He's just vibing or he'll be really dissappointed.

[@nephilim1630]

most likely the former lmao

[@Qveenshxt]

I love how *Hamilton* began to pray “beat it up nigga catch a charge..” 😂 i think it wouldve been funnier if it said “that’s when I began to pray ‘gobble me swallow me drip down the side of me.’
Also, JAMES REYNOLDS PART IS THE BEST PART! OMFG!! 😂

[@becausewhynott878]

I didn't even knew I needed this...But I most CERTAINLY needed this!

[@kvvlogs2380]

See how you’ve never heard a bad WAP Remix.

[@malstrom2x]

I feel like WAP was Maria's internal thoughts through all this 😭😭 Especially Megan's last part lmaoooo

[@skylarlily6289]

well maria was forced by james :(

[@rebbecawitt581]

Honey, your remixes are so good I'm starting to fear you sold your soul to Ben Shapiro to achieve mastery of WAP.

[@ravenashc3425]

LMAOOOO

[@universal_dissappointment]

"There's trouble in the air you can smell it..." Takes on a whole new meaning with this WAP remix... 👀

[@DeltaDiggs796]

This is the national Hamilton remix

[@lillyfaile8028]

Tell me how to say no to this slapping song

[@duchesssaphcat]

I can't like... 69 likes... No way I'm ruining that

[@lillyfaile8028]

Omg this is the most likes I have ever gotten thank y'all so much

[@avahorn1331]

Maria in Hamilton: “I know you are a man of honor...”
Maria in Hamilton x Wap remix: “certified freak seven days a week...”

[@samanthasakura5428]

“I don’t cook I don’t cook I don’t clean but let me tell you how I got this ring”
“NO NO”

[@yourlocalanxietyattack]

Alexander: She said,
Maria: Certified freak seven days a week...
Me: *Chokes on air*

[@comiccreatorsyt1461]

Alexander wanted that wap😳

[@TheDefArticle]

Why is it so GOOD!!!

[@Isabella-jb9cw]

I swear if straight TikTok finds a way to use this song-

[@daniellebreitstein5581]

Bruh they better not

[@yeehaw7291]

CAN YOU IMAGINE THE STAY ALIVE REPRISE WITH WAP I WOULD CRY

[@Katiitiv]

You snapped 😳✨

[@amelia-nl5qh]

i sent this to Lin Manuel Miranda, he will be pleased

[@mayahelwig5301]

IMAGE GETTING JAMES REYNOLDS PART IN A LETTER😭🤚

[@mariareynolds446]

Um chile anyways so-
*this is a masterpiece thank you so much for making this*

[@chezyteddie]

And she said “Certified freak, 7 days a week” that cracked me upppp
This is sooo good

[@durangil3997]

that james reynolds letter was WILD

[@alana3073]

alternate title: say no to WAP

[@chaticc]

Please, please, please do Wap x non-stop. I know it's quite a long track but I would love the shit out of you-

[@k.sharma6104]

guess it'd be called
non-wap

[@chaticc]

@@k.sharma6104 my gosh- YOU GENIUS-

[@albinoaang6476]

Alexander prayin like cardi b

[@yeshomo3059]

I think this has genuinely killed me like I am in a different dimension now

[@layoisaacssodeye]

Ms. Mariah Reynolds walked into my life. She said-
CERTIFIED FREAK!!

[@justabowloflettuce]

When the Theater Kid and Popular Girl join forces

[@mackennanoelle]

"She said 'certified freak"

[@maggieramsey4513]

LoL I sent this to my friend gc
we for sure are all “good”catholic girls

[@sweetener5200]

@Maya McColly Catholic is christian tho..

[@jamera8223]

"Good catholic girl" in my day ment enter through the rear

[@befent9056]

alexander can never resist the wap

[@teal4719]

I LITERALLY CAN'T BREATHE IM SOBBING THIS IS HILARIOUS

[@notsilvi]

this tells such a story... and u know eliza would love anything that tells his story

[@soacecase]

Cardi B: I don’t cook, I don’t clean, but let me tell you how I got this ring
Ensemble: NO! NO! SAY NO TO THIS!!

[@BubbleLolli]

This went so HARD FOR NO REASONNNNNN

[@lissa4750]

Queen

[@le5052]

Why does this work so well

[@mutantsandmemes]

Imagine Alex opens the door and Maria's just grinding and twerking on the floor like
"CERTIFIED FREAK, SEVEN DAYS A WEEK"

[@madkothe6867]

And that kids.... is how I met your mother.

[@andymarie]

Think about this: *the fact that there are 13 year old boys singing WAP at school*
Me: *sings say no to this and thinks it’s bad*
*...you proved me wrong*

[@mhenderson-db6xk]

Maria didn’t hold back

[@travis.c.s]

god hearing alexander’s rap: 👁⭕️👁

[@BelleXGaminG]

Ngl this makes WAP sound ✨elegant✨

[@dottiedidit]

bruh what in the greatness is this so glad to be alive lol

[@spadehenri8300]

wap can go with anything huh

[@Sol-gy4nc]

0:35 Yes, sounds like something Maria Reynolds would say

[@DigiTism]

Alexander: 🙏🏻
Maira: Beat it up!

[@zombie3455]

bruv even james is simpin 🙈🙈🙈

[@AnimalLoverGirl3]

Prof this song goes with everything

[@daddypenguin1597]

This is what we all been waiting for

[@obi1kendobi]

I come back to this daily, just so you know.

[@snalefriend8691]

I can't stop listening to these mixes, at some point I need to be on my strange addiction like "i'm addicted to WAP"

[@xoackxo750]

Damn, James Reynolds really said r/suddenlygay

[@zoeisabella4978]

i'm so excited to see how you did this
edit- i was not disappointed

[@Estie_the_Bestie]

Miss Maria Reynolds, please calm down

[@lillygreene7841]

how-
this is SO GOOD
WHAT
ok ima subscribe cause this is beautiful

[@helenagatell1226]

this is perfection at its greatist

[@mai-yn6zj]

alexander couldn’t say no to this wap

[@twixx_left7138]

i clicked on this while saying “ oh no “

[@aroundtheworldgirl4431]

This is going on my apocalypse mp3 player. When the world ends, I want to be able to still listen to this masterpiece.

[@bluelol4843]

SOMEONE ACTUALLY DID IT HOLY SHIT
ABSOLUTE MADLAD

[@Xyvaline]

Oh yeah, I live in the golden age of the internet... I hear a masterpiece of art, I like.

[@tissanirobinson2024]

How dare you make this masterpiece lol. Who gives you the right to make such a BOP! 🔥🔥🔥

[@thatrantinggirl7376]

You're so talented omg, you should be proud of this masterpiece

[@joseymaz452]

I cant help but laugh whenever a WAP part comes up 😂😂😂😂

[@halesrene]

WHEN I TELL YOU I SCREAMED WHY DOES IT WORK

[@mermaidcirianneaqua]

Wtf.... Idk how... But it works
😐
🙏🏼

[@brycryfry]

it should've been "say no to wap". missed opportunity

[@amorphous_asterism]

wAIT WHY ARE YOU HERE-

[@triiiniiityy5237]

okay this one is just as good-

[@mabelpines5011]

Maria: Certified freak-
Alex; 🥵 how can I say no?😩

[@ceeb7605]

This is what the internet was made for

[@iverpagente3391]

If im in a coma pls play this so I'd wake up immediately thanks

[@edwnamuli_0927]

I didn't know how much I needed this until now😌🤚

[@ferthefert]

This is what you hear when you enter the gates of hell

[@supernovanebula]

Yeah, how about we _don’t_ question my recommendations okay?