I can’t believe Mr “I trust my mattress more than the bank” won. It turns out the bond between a multibillionaire and his couch outshine everything else
1:14 - 1:18 might just be one of the funniest things ever made in GMod. Just the slow t-posing Kuze coming out of the tunnel and then off-screen with his theme playing is comedy gold to me for some reason.
This Video was immensly entertaining. Thank you for coming up with this original substory. I hope to see something similar but on Horses in LAD: Ishin next Year
These character/kart combos were PERFECT! I loved Tanimura in a police truck with Saejima in the back. Also Mine pushing Daigo along in a hospital bed. This feels like someone made a video with multiple Yakuza playsets.
I love "Mario Kart" parodies, & this one was no exception. I like how each character's personality is summarised so well. Kiryu's passion, Majima's madness, Akiyama's chillness, Date san's heroism, Ichiban's RPG-ness, Kuze's badassness, Tanimura's pointlessness, Wen Hai Lee's explosive personality, Mine's determination, & Daigo's comatose. Oh & Yuki's terrifying presence... Great work once again! I'm honoured to be one of the 1.6k subbed to you. You deserve it!
0:35 Taxi was going straight 0:39 Taxi suddenly slants, as if it has a sentient life with the purpose of running over people regardless how hard Kiryu spins his steering wheel lol
It's funny that every single time kuze is on screen his theme is playing in loop Like, in every single video And he is always t-posing on his bike, asserting dominance
Masterful video honestly. I like that the video was funny by itself and you can still enjoy it even if you have only finished Y1/Y0, but it's just full of references that if you have played them all, you will understand all the jokes.
the entire video could have been called "Ichiban driving a gokart using the Essence of orbital strike looks at his phone, crashes the go kart, does 8 backflips AND fucking die"
tbh when I saw Lee driving that truck I knew what was coming
Same lol
Yep😊
foul💀😭
legends say akiyama is still sleeping til this day
I thought that was nishkiyama lmao
@@bigmonkeygaming6244 how
@@imliterallyadachi only just started playing yakuza games 😢
@@imliterallyadachi he saw Nishiki dead
Akiyama's comatose era 🥲🥲🥲
Akiyama's laziness got him the victory.
Damn, if only Daigo had a gun this would have an entirely different ending
Kuze was asserting his dominance by T posing on a pedal bike while competing with other, truly a mad lad 👹
Kiryu getting saved by Date-san took the entire budget out of the video!
but yeah the funny part was 1:19 Kuze got hit by an airstrike
Essence of orbital laser literally got a cooler animation than Majima :>
It should've been sudo with date as sudo knows how to fly
Kiryu? who's this Kiryu? this is Suzuki.
@@Kooobf joryu susuki
Kuze is only worth 50 XP lmao
yuki did the essence of lost vinegar
Ichiban flying off his kart after looking at his game pad to watch his level up is my favorite part of this video lmao
I'm still crying at that part.😂
Lee joke was cruel lmao
I can’t believe Mr “I trust my mattress more than the bank” won. It turns out the bond between a multibillionaire and his couch outshine everything else
1:14 - 1:18 might just be one of the funniest things ever made in GMod. Just the slow t-posing Kuze coming out of the tunnel and then off-screen with his theme playing is comedy gold to me for some reason.
0:15 Took me a while to realize that this is Lee, not a Saejima clone
Plot twist: Lee IS a saejima clone that went down a different path in life
*Chinese Saejima*
@@jvl5379oh god
@@jvl5379 we got Saejima at home.
This is perfect. Also, hearing Pledge of Demon never gets old
Alternatively, Akiyama wins by doing absolutely nothing
@ 1:51 Damn she's still mad about that vinegar
No one was harmed in the race, and those explosions were special effects. Also, congrats on the subs.
they were rubber explosions!
Except Lee
directed by : Michael Bay
00:39 dont worry guys its a rubber car no one died
O DONT BELIVE IT :(((((
This truly made my day, Especially the Saejima at the back of the Police Truck and the Superman Yuki Missile
I didnt expect this to be lore accurate. Masterpiece.
This isn't yakuza kart
It's yakuza art
Yakuzart
Ryu Ga Artoku
Yakuza fart
Ryu Gart Gotoku
@@supercasta6642 Ryu Fart Gotoku
1:28 That Yakuza 7 victory screen killed me.🤣🤣🤣
Daigo and mine looks like there's no change in the plan.
I like how Tanimura was forgotten through the race and didn't make it to the end.
Mine pushing Diago made me laugh harder than it should have
Date-san giveth and Date-san taketh away
Finally, Tanimura's debut.
Unpopular Opinion: If Sega decides to do another mascot kart racing game, Kazuma Kiryu and Goro Majima should be there in a heartbeat.
To get this joke you have to play about 9 different massive games and also watch through this youtube channel.
Pretty insider stuff here.
Yakuzer fans are the true 1 percenters (of autistic knowledge on the RGG series).
Nice to see Taichi Suzuki getting some love. Always overshadowed by his twin imo
Imagine having to explain this to a Japanese businessman in 1965
Mine wheeling daigo around in the hospital bed 💀💀💀
Meanwhile Tanimura actually driving Saejima back to the joint for another 10 years:
Akiyama was covering the true champion, the Pocket Circuit Fighter.
i feel like this predicted date's poundmate animation in yakuza 8, in which he casually crashes a plane from incompetence
This Video was immensly entertaining. Thank you for coming up with this original substory. I hope to see something similar but on Horses in LAD: Ishin next Year
hell yeah
These character/kart combos were PERFECT! I loved Tanimura in a police truck with Saejima in the back. Also Mine pushing Daigo along in a hospital bed. This feels like someone made a video with multiple Yakuza playsets.
Akiyama got that Essence of Tortoise going on
This is pure art. I love the Yakuza community dammit
"Akiyama wins by doing absolutely nothing"
Akiyama is Luigi
date in the helicopter is probably the funniest thing i’ve seen on the internet
This is the high quality content I'm subscribed for.
I love "Mario Kart" parodies, & this one was no exception. I like how each character's personality is summarised so well.
Kiryu's passion, Majima's madness, Akiyama's chillness, Date san's heroism, Ichiban's RPG-ness, Kuze's badassness, Tanimura's pointlessness, Wen Hai Lee's explosive personality, Mine's determination, & Daigo's comatose. Oh & Yuki's terrifying presence...
Great work once again! I'm honoured to be one of the 1.6k subbed to you. You deserve it!
Damn, Saejima didnt even get a mention
@@regularbloke2117 Saejima's penchant for going to prison
@@Vitenoxi Saejima's penchant for being in the joint*
Pure art, the fact that Lee exploded when he started the van x)
I loved it, great callbacks. Can’t believe Ichiban would blow up Mine; absolutely heartbreaking
10 years in the joint made you a cab driver.
0:35 Taxi was going straight
0:39 Taxi suddenly slants, as if it has a sentient life with the purpose of running over people regardless how hard Kiryu spins his steering wheel lol
This is certified Kamurocho classic.
It's funny that every single time kuze is on screen his theme is playing in loop
Like, in every single video
And he is always t-posing on his bike, asserting dominance
honestly one of the most comedic takes on these characters I’ve seen, subbed :D I wish this was in my feed forever ago lmao
this is one of the yakuza videos of all time
Mine and Daigo in a Double Dash style was the icing on the cake
1:29 dont check on the phone while driving or yo ass will Ichiban to Ichibad
Laughed so hard my wall is now a colour it shouldn't be
this is like a combination of nostalgic gmod with my favorite franchise. thanks for making these
this felt like 30 minute nap dream
この雑さが好き
1:30 thats why we dont use our phones will driving
As the saying says "Slow progress is steady progress"
1:06 Both Mine and Daigo can “Fly”
You know its real because Date shows up in a helicopter
Takasugi on a forklift would have been a nice touch but still 100000/10
Yuki Chan got used as a torpedo lmao
love how you can tell which one majima is driving at first frame
I always laugh my ass off every single time I hear pledge of demon whenever Kuze appears
this will be Yakuza in 2013
Absolute masterpiece, thank you for making this
Saejima in the back of the SWAT/Prison van is meta
Your best video to date - and most of your videos are incredible
Masterful video honestly. I like that the video was funny by itself and you can still enjoy it even if you have only finished Y1/Y0, but it's just full of references that if you have played them all, you will understand all the jokes.
The amount of references are crazy
Remember Kiryu, Pledge of Demon and For Faith never dies
daigo has a nice drip kart
Dragon Kart if it was a stand-alone game
"Aaah? Aaaaaaaaaah." - Akiyama
why was this so well thought out?
Love how their vehicles are accurate
There’s always something so viceral about opening up a video and seeing that it’s gmod.
the second i saw akiyama sleeping i knew he was gonna win somehow
1:36 How he ended up in Hawaii
Ohhh so this is what they mean when people talk about the tortoise and the hare... I get it now!
Date finally useful with heli... and fucked it up again
Still the best Yakuza content creator on the platform
Yakuza 0 brain rot:
I love how much effort you put into these videos, they just seem like so much fun to make! Keep em comin!
the entire video could have been called "Ichiban driving a gokart using the Essence of orbital strike looks at his phone, crashes the go kart, does 8 backflips AND fucking die"
I had one last brain cell left and it fell off the cliff with Majima and exploded
I already knew what was going to happen to Lee 💀
This is your best video! True masterpiece!
If you're looking for daigo... Miněs taken him to the roouff
地獄過ぎてMAX大草原
Tanimura leaving to never return is just the best
This gives me 2014-2015 TH-cam vibes
Tanimura Just exploded, Sad we’ll never see him again
Wen Hai Lee exploded. Tanimura just left in the beginning
Yakuza 8 final substory leak.
This was all orchestrated by Amon.
10 years in go karts made you a...
Nishiki wasn't there because Kiryu stole his car.
Akiyama wins by doing absolutely nothing
date lakitu and tanimura immediately disappearing is amazing, how do you come up with some of this stuff?
Pocket circuit racing explained in 1 video
Majima finally got punished for not buying the vinegar 937467392 times