Heizou, the friggin' litter police, omg! 🤣🤣🤣 When I tell you how much I chuckled through that whole explanation. He must have alot of time on his hands if he creepin' on us with a camera this whole time. Kujo Sara's gonna be pissed!
Heizou: You’ll pay the fine right? -runs away and takes a boat to liyue- Me : ye-yeah! Let me just get this..really quickly WHERE TF IS MY HOMELESS WIFE? 😡
heizou sleep aid heizou sleep aid heizou sleep aid heizou sleep aid HEIZOU SLEEP AID!! HEIZOU SLEEP AID!!! (haha don’t rush yourself and remember to take breaks when needed. thank you for this btw ^^)
Ah, I'm glad I caught this before going to sleep!~ Edit: Just finished listening, your Heizou sounds so cute, especially with the whispering towards the end
PAIMON!! GET OVER HERE, I THINK THIS DUDE WANTS TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT THAT STICK YOU HAD SO I DON’T HAVE TO GO TO JAIL!! Thank you for the audio! I was sitting in the car for 6 hours coming home from vacation today and it was so nice to hear your voice after such a hot frickin’ day. Can’t wait for the next one! 🧡🦊
Yay I'm so glad to see you back on TH-cam vulpine once again this video is such a masterpiece and I love it! Keep up the amazing work but don't rush or stress yourself too much man! Make sure to take care of yourself more often your mental health is much more important then this! Love from the Philippines!
How can l drop a skewer if l haven’t eaten in two days? Hmm? Y’KNOW WHO DID EAT SOMETHING ON A SKEWER! PAIMON! go get her mora that she doesn’t have l wanna see her do community service.
“See this picture?!” Me: I have a twin it was him!!, I don’t eat meat that much but I can make exception~ “Your gonna have to pay the fine” Me: mhm which form of payment, cash or lips?
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Tipsy Kisses From Zhongli is now up on Patreon!
patreon.com/vulpinevoice
holding back demons rn to not click on the patreon link
cant believe heizou followed me to mondstat to frame me for petty crimes
im flattered
like same
Same
Heizou: you are going to pay that fine right? Me, backing up on to a ship to Liyue: totally, just give me a sec!
Gotta call ninguang real quick
@@sansy2095 or maybe threaten Childe for his money; either way win win!
@@bluecherryblossoms4321 or maybe begging money from Diluc
@@lifejamx I feel like he would lecture me for at LEAST an hour before giving me the money lol
@@bluecherryblossoms4321 Lol
Heizou: "you had meat on a stick and dropped sid stick"
Me: "dang it paimon you didn't pick it up now I'm paying the price?"
THIS HAS ME CACKLING
@@HarbingerLea agree
"...you will need one thousand mora."
me with my 2 million mora: *"That aint no problem, hun."*
I have 3 million im rich 🥰👌
Now if it were primogems then we might have some issues
@@bennett.ASSAMBLE I have 5 million 🤩💅
@XiaoSimp💅🏼 Y’all poor asf I have 3 billion 😍
I don’t even have mora in the hundred thousands 😭
Heizou:"... one thousand mora."
Me: *has 100 million mora* I can pay that off easily, honey.
Heizou, the friggin' litter police, omg! 🤣🤣🤣 When I tell you how much I chuckled through that whole explanation.
He must have alot of time on his hands if he creepin' on us with a camera this whole time. Kujo Sara's gonna be pissed!
Isn't time to sleep, it's time to hear this masterpiece
obsessed with the idea that we are now seducing a detective into forgiving our petty crimes
Heizou: You’ll pay the fine right?
-runs away and takes a boat to liyue-
Me : ye-yeah! Let me just get this..really quickly
WHERE TF IS MY HOMELESS WIFE? 😡
“Do you remember where you were at that time”
I have ADHD… I’m not gonna know what time it is when I do things
Plot twist:
Paimon dropped the skewer
i clicked faster than heizou could falcon punch a hillichurl.
Thanks for the amazing audio!! Keep up the good work vulpine! 💚
“Your going to pay it ofc? right?..”
me: *is already gone*
Wait, is that a Yandere Simulator reference!?? 😳🤨🧐
ITS GOOD TO HEAR YOUR BEAUTIFUL VOICE AGAIN VULPINEEEE
heizou sleep aid heizou sleep aid heizou sleep aid heizou sleep aid HEIZOU SLEEP AID!! HEIZOU SLEEP AID!!! (haha don’t rush yourself and remember to take breaks when needed. thank you for this btw ^^)
I AGREE ✋😖
YES PLEASEE
` `LOOK AT THIS PICTURE!` `
Me: *Thinking the worst* ` `That's not me-` `
"That's not you?"
"...Nope"
Ah, I'm glad I caught this before going to sleep!~
Edit: Just finished listening, your Heizou sounds so cute, especially with the whispering towards the end
VULPINE BACK WITH A BANGER
Heizou saying he's seen how much mora we have
Me with 15 mora to my name: Yeaaaaaa-
It's like genshin made this picture especially for your use! 😂 Can't wait to lsn to it!
I just sprained my ankle so this is just what I needed to distract from the pain
Venti wtf are you doing
@@CrowStargirl uhhhhhhhh ehe~
@@Aspen._.Osweiler caught in 4k
XD either or, hope your ankle gets better soon :)
@@emily_needsowo125 it’s feeling much better it was pretty painful the first few days though
Patreon ppl yall so luckyyy
PAIMON!! GET OVER HERE, I THINK THIS DUDE WANTS TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT THAT STICK YOU HAD SO I DON’T HAVE TO GO TO JAIL!!
Thank you for the audio! I was sitting in the car for 6 hours coming home from vacation today and it was so nice to hear your voice after such a hot frickin’ day. Can’t wait for the next one! 🧡🦊
THAT WAS ADORABLE! PLEASE DO MORE FOR HIM!
Yay I'm so glad to see you back on TH-cam vulpine once again this video is such a masterpiece and I love it!
Keep up the amazing work but don't rush or stress yourself too much man! Make sure to take care of yourself more often your mental health is much more important then this!
Love from the Philippines!
Why was my first thought of when he talks abput the stick i dropped 'step on me anemo dad- i mean mister detective'
How can l drop a skewer if l haven’t eaten in two days? Hmm? Y’KNOW WHO DID EAT SOMETHING ON A SKEWER! PAIMON! go get her mora that she doesn’t have l wanna see her do community service.
Not me who downs meat skewers during fights and only just now realized we probs haven’t been eating the sticks-
He is so beautiful in this audio idk i really liked it u___u
“do u remember where u were at that time?”
me: “at ur moms house”
Oh Yay! Always happy to receive some ear-candy from my favorite Fox. ❤❤🧡🧡💛💛💚💚💙💙💜💜
*noms on heart cookie* >^x^
I get excited when you post! Keep up this good work!
Me still gonna be up and watch this 5 times
The birthday art XDDD
AAAAAAAAAHHHH THAT WAS SO CUUUTTEEEE
YES IDC IF ITS REALLY LATE I NEED TO LISTEN TO THIS 😍
Hi Asmo!!
@@Lillio-Lilly hi darlinggg~ ♥️
@@DIAVOLOBABES How are you doing? How’s your brothers, same as usual I assume?
@@Lillio-Lilly all the same as usual mammon is trying to steal his credit card off Lucifer again
@@DIAVOLOBABES Oh- that’s just typical Mammon for you haha!
How'd you know I was binging asmr rn
IM HEREEEEE YAAAAS
The fact I wished on the yoimiya banner, and go got heizouthen this started playing😭😔👌
it’s 1:17am but idc heizou is more important
also we need more of slayzou
YES.
YES. YES. YES.
Omg ur alive 😀
YEEEEEEEEEEE-- Calm down calm down :'))
Zhongli wtf are you doing here
TH-cam FAM RISE FROM THE ASHES LESS GOOOO
OML HEIZOU THANKS
When I saw this I clicked so fast that I broke my finger 😃 (jk I didn't broke it)
This traveler sure is luky
OMGGGG HEIZOU SENPAI
11 HOURS LATE!?!?!
I feel like a part 2 is necessary
Like, does he get in trouble because of it or we cover for him by still paying the Mora.
I LOVE HEIZOU OMG
LEAVE HEIZOU'S BIRTHDAY ART ALONE 😔
“See this picture?!”
Me: I have a twin it was him!!, I don’t eat meat that much but I can make exception~
“Your gonna have to pay the fine”
Me: mhm which form of payment, cash or lips?
HEIZOUUUUU
Pls add captions :)
The image looks a bit....😩
it’s actually his official art!!
so it means mihoyo knows what they’ve made
i wonder if they know what they’re doing 🤔🤔
@@urmum105 they know what they’re doing 😏
Do you think you could do Leona from twisted wonderland please 🥺 I will be very happy 😊
I love your videos too!
...good morning
Hey wgat up
i have 2B mora here have it😩
what’s one take 😭
Meaning I recorded it without stops or editing, came up with it as I went.
I feel rlly scared 2 watch this but ok
Who needs sleep when you have coffee and Heizou
AND COFFEE
AND HEIZOU 🧎🏽♀️🧎🏽♀️🧎🏽♀️
Ahem I am very much likey gonna replace my phone since I got the notification I threw my phone.
Yummy