[M4A] Kaeya Takes Care of Your Jealous Feelings [Genshin Impact Kaeya NSFW(?) ASMR]
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Like, if you were on the fence about getting Patreon.. This is literally I think one of the best ones I have ever done.. That.. That stuff SPICY. 😳
I am extremely proud of this one, especially the full Patreon version. If you were ever on the fence about it, now is the time to get it I'd say! this one turned out amazing 🧡 Thank you all so much for your support!
Always !!!
I wish I could get patreon but u know broke gang
@@Amina02 Like me🥲
@@soulixx. same bruh
I'm sorry Sir but I can't- I'm broke-
I'm just imagining Kaeya talking to a wine bottle...
NOT THIS 😭💀
LMAOOO I WISH I COULD SAVE THIS I CACKLED SO HARD
STOPPPP
BYEE
BAHAAH
Me: "Ugh I hate being called kitten."
Kaeya: "Come here kitten."
Me: "I'll allow it..."
BEIDOU??!!
Kitten is my genshin username 😭
literally tho. Nothing that kaeya could say would give me the ick ever
@@Teakettlez baedou🥴
@@starchildvampz men /women i allow to call me kitten: all the people i simp for❤❤❤
Kaeya: *saying spicy stuff*
me: I sleep
Kaeya: *calls me darling*
me: *literally tearing up* REAL SHIT???
Ong though😂😭
LMFAOOOO
😭
IM TEARING UP TOO IG IM NOT THE ONLY ONE LIKE REAL SHITTTTT 😭😭
Ayo timestamp?
The “Kitty, Kitty” ALWAYS GETS ME-
I wasn’t here-
@@vixenvoo gorou.......
Gorou whachu doin' here? :))))))
@@charlie_6644 Listen, uhh, listen- I.. I got nothing-
general gorou???
me: i need sleep
kaeya: kitty~
me: SLEEP CAN WAIT
HE EVEN CALLED HIM SELF DADDY 😭
@@pinkpuppyreal4153 IKR I LEGIT SQUEALED-
I found my kinsmen I had the same response when I heard that line
@weeb_ _edits 3:17
I felt personally attacked by Kaeya calling me so I SHOOOOKK
PLS WHEN HE SAID “come to daddy” MY EYES WIDENED- HAHA ANYWAYS LIVING FOR THIS KAEYA AUDIO 😼
LMAO SAME HERE 😭
@@lunie4176 LIKE IT WAS SO UNEXPECTED 😭
dude RIGHT I nearly fell out of my goddamn chair like come on dude thats so not fair 😩
SAME HERE
@@chargeboltz IT WAS 💀
Everytime you call your partner “mommy” or “daddy”, the ghost of sigmund freud gets stronger. We cannot allow this.
this was the single most terrifying thing I've ever read in my life
@@spindless you should be afraid
I hope you're aware that this is the funniest comment in this entire comment section
IM DEAD AHAHAHHSHSGDH
Don’t forget Charles Darwin. We definitely don’t want him to get stronger either.
Kaeya: Now come here...
Me: What's the magic words?
Kaeya: Come to daddy~
(Pauses video)
Me: *SHEEEEEESH-*
Edit: My sister came in playing "Careless Whisper"I swear I'm laughing so hard
LMAO-
BAHAHAHA
That's the best thing I read all day
LMAO
SHE READ YOU PLEASE DJNGJEG
Me: I am a piest woman, no one can stray me from the path of God-
Kaeya: "Come to daddy~" "Kitten~" "Kitty~"
**brat influences kick in**
🤣🤣🤣
Hahaha 🤣
ah yes,
✨piest✨
but still- this comment got me cackling even tho ✋
I will be a discord kitten for kaeya
STOP, OH GOD 💀
replay button looks cute today..
Ikr-
@@still__a_freak ayo mammon 🤨📸
🗿
@@2Real4Dottz BAAL😨😨
@@chillypepper6554 😏
Okay but like-
That Kaeya impression is ✨chef’s kiss✨
✨YES✨
The 2 dislikes are Diluc and his alt account
yes
+1 alt
He has now 9 alt's-
@@Darling-g9b Diluc has a lot of time
@@falinswife yup
Kaeya: “please…come here”
Me: “huh why”
Kaeya: “i wanna feel you~”
Me: “AYO WHAT-“
AYOO
😳
CUT THE CAMERAS 📷💥
what minute?
MY REACTION FR
" here kitty kitty "
What's.. 🧍♀️ happening.. 🧎♀️ To me... 🐈
LOL
@Arachnid iruma It's judging us for watching this haha
🐱
LOVE THAT
For me I acted like a normal cat would and just go: ?!.. and look at whoever said it,. Ive done it before and hated it since my sister teased me about it and here I am doing the same thing with a Kaeya audio TvT
Kaeya Calling himself daddy should be Illegal, It is too superior
Then we're all criminals
LITERALLY
😩
@@tartaglia5824 get back to Liyue.
@@Gangaroki make me 😍
I LITERALLY JUST ASKED MYSELF “what if…another kaeya audio…” HOLY SHIT-
My dad began playing Genshin. When he met Kaeya, I just began shit talking about him. And my dad was like "You really like that guy"
So
a) he saw my search history, and my watchlist.
b) he thinks in a Tsundere.
🙁📸
I’m so glad I’m not the only one with parents playing genshin, my mum and dad play it and my dads work mate who is my best friends dad plays it aswell I’m friends with all 3 of them
Wait- My dad also began playing Genshin not to long ago
my mom saw my search history. and my watch history,
I’m jealous your family likes you.
I can’t get my family to play Genshin with me but I’m soooo close to getting my brother too
kaeya: *literally complimenting our body like no tomorrow *
SELF HATE RATES DROP TO 0% AFTER THIS KAEYA AUDIO
Ahh the truth
„Such cute little wimpers..will turn into screams soon enough“ IWAS WHEEZING SO HARD AND TEARING UP,BLUSHING LIKE HELL EVERYTHING
A Y O-
AYO WE NEED TIMESTAMP
@@euphorimocha 11:48 ^^
@@asraplscomehome864 GOD BLESS YO HEART
Right as I read that he said it.😳
Kaeya: Here kitty kitty~
Me: *I am ready to die happy*
The "a a-ah" just made my day ✨
SAME I THOUGHT NOBODY WAS GONNA TALK ABOUT IT
8:46 “you like how big it is”
My face before hearing that: 😐
After: 😳
Me af istg 💀✋
Lmao mood
The little laugh at the beggining just added 5 more years to my life span.
Pls😭 the power Vulpine holds to create such amazing audios are just awesome😭❤
Me: Finally stops shivering
Kaeya: Kitten~
Me: *Intense shivering again*
HAAAAAAAAAAAAH
"Come to daddy"
Me not looking where I was going: *casually has a nosebleed and falls down the stairs*
pov: mari omori
Me: "Oh it won't be that bad if i listen to a Kaeya audio"
Kaeya: "Come to *Daddy* "
Me: /chokes on oxygen and dies/
BrUh THAT LITERALLY HAPPENED
I chocked on water. :’D
@@Y0u7m0m definitely happened, im speaking from beyond the grave 💀
@@boi1der21 LMAO
pillow looks like a good screaming device
Kaeya calling himself "daddy" is something I never thought I'd need 🛐
Thanks for this amazing audio, Vulpine!! 💖💥
Kaeya: here kitty, kitty~
Me: Lord Barbatos, help me
actually it’s banadryl 😡😡
@@cyerk no it's belatores
@@msicheved actually it’s diabetes
@@kittyfairy89 no it's drunkbard
@@aestheticrose006 no it's actually Barbietoes
"Its kinda hard to hide since its so big"
Me:blushing like crazy
SAME BESTIE 😃
Wait which minute is this
@@themidnightgamer8078 around 8:18
ITS WHAT
🤨📸
Kaeya: Kitty~-/kitten~
Me: I’m a dog person
@weeb_ _edits….you never saw me here
MY LONG LOST TWIN
@@baalsimp.2536 THERES ANOTHER ONE? That’s it I’m getting Yae
@@valentine_cupid5820 GIVE ME MY SARA
I’M CRYING
*carefully lays on the floor and dies with happiness*
You and me both 😭
The accuracy of this 😭
Mood tho 😭
Please every time he says "Kitty kitty" I just melt 😖
Edit: DID HE JUST SAY DADDY-
Yes, he did 😳
On god
@@domtorreto9031 D...DOM TORRETO???!!?!?!?
@@thesillie1 ME-MELLIE??…
@@domtorreto9031 nothing is more important than family;;
"Such cute little whimpers....they'll turn to screams soon enough"
That is kinda sus🤨📸
I literally screamed at that
Alright, someone give me one line from the full version.
Edit: Just one please, I'm broke and desperate. 🥵
i think this is my punishment for saying "i’ll build kaeya today" but i never built him and he’s still level 20 😭
*looks at my very first friendship 10 currently level 80 Kaeya* :D
You got this! Believe in you!
Kaeya: My main since the beginning, lvl 90, first lvl 10 friendship I made
I LOVE HIM SO MUCH AAAAAAA 😭🙏🏻
Mines lvl70 but im too tired to farm his artifacts
I have main him since the start 👄✋
My kaeya does 12k atk at lvl 50 😞
ok but- his Kaeya voice gives me chills- I love it-
Kaeya: Come to daddy
Me: I am a grown adult I'll have you kno----Oh look, I'm now a pouting, embarrassed puddle on the floor because my knees forgot how to function. Please come get me.
LMAOAOAOAOA-
felt this
LMFAO I CANNOT WITH THIS COMMENT BYE 😭😭💀💀💀
LMAOAHAHAHA
I just squeaked very loud bc I'm a living squeaky toy- WAIT NO THAT SOUNDED WRONG-
8:20 u should've seen my face 💀💀
" come to daddy. "
* ME JUST AGGRESSIVELY COUGHING. *
Jokes aside I've been very sick lately but your asmrs make my day thank you!
Get well soon
My jaw dropped at that part ill tell you
Ahem time stamp?
Damn I should really sleep I've got school and-
Kaeya Asmr: Heyy
Sleep what's that? Lemme go get my headphones 🤸
Seeing stuff like this throws me off alot because today for me this was posted on Thanksgiving which is in October in Canada and it's a long weekend so no school-
@@mayawhitten-desroches9800 ayo same happy thanks giving dude
THE EMOJI IS SENDING ME 🌞
Kaeya: Come to daddy..
Me: GIGGITY
ONYSNSIXUS HE LIKED MY COMMENT- H I
HELP NO
LMFAO 😭
Yall need Jesus
@@CrowStargirl I know
I'm literally obsessed with your kaeya audios sm
AS A KAEYA MAIN THIS IS ALL I NEED IN LIFE 😮💨
Oml yas 😂
Me like you Hahahah i love It😘😘
BRO FR🤚
Same!!
KAEYA MAINS ASSEMBLE
Kaeya: “let’s abandon all our responsibilities”
Me: SIR I HAVE A MAJOR TO PASS 😭
BAHA-
not anymore
majors can wait
@@chuuluvss OH HEYYYYYYYY
@@oliverispissed hey traveler 😀
"Come to daddy~"
"Nope, I call my father that--"
"Come to Kaeya~"
"Okay that's better."
really nice work!
I call my father that, too
BUT for Kaeya, I MAKE EXCEPTION
(And Diluc- 100% Diluc)
@@JeMiyah_was_here. and xio:D
Kaeya: “Come to daddy~”
Me: *sprints* “I’m coming Kaeya!!!!!”
THE ACCURACY ON THIS
🤨📸
@@_.Cleo._121 🤨📸 I can do it too
2:18 - 2:30 HAD ME SPEECHLESS
5:24 Sent me to heaven
9:24 OMG IM DEAD
9:48 ........ Kaeya 👀
11:13 I have nothing to say but my ears are blessed
11:48 Holy- omgggggg
3:17 dude
omg yes..
@@miata.mellii klee...stop
@@miata.mellii okay klee, thats enough internet for today :)
@@hutao2233 Hu tao?wtf…
This added about 20 years to my life span.
I'M HERE HIIII
Kaeya: Kitten...
Me: oh.. Yeas, the floor it's made out of floor...
I am not a Kaeya simp, but I adore this ❤️❤️
you called yourself daddy? i'll get the metaphorical shovel.
AHAHAHA
“Come to daddy” me: *pauses the video* starts dying of laughter
HELP WHY ARE THE CAPTIONS SPANISH
Thats me FR
@@V1llian. OMFG IM CRYING THE SUBTITLES ARE SPANISH FOR SOME REASON 💀💀💀
I THOUGHT IT JUST ME WHO THOUGHT IT SOUNDED CORNILY FUNNY 😭
How’d u know we needed this Vulpine? Are u a mind reader? Thank u for this. Really ur audios help me and I’m sure a whole lot of ppl when we have stressful days so thank u again ^_^
I hope you get better and please don't get stressed over things that are not worth it! Love ya
@@not_your_baran sorry the late reply but thank u so much for ur kind words ^_^
Clicked SO FAST 🙈🙈
BUTTERFLIES LITERAL BUTTERFLIES THANK YOU FOR THE MEAL AAAAHAHH🦋😩
made the mistake of not wearing earphones and the vid had to start with “Ah~” 💀 (thanks as always, vulpine!)
- Come to daddy.
/pauses video to take a deep breath/
alrightt I think Im ready lets go on.
- Come to Kaeya.
*INTERNAL SCREAMING THROUGH THE WHOLE UNIVERSE*
I WASNT READY I WASNT FUCKING READY.
I’m aggressively barking and frothing
Kaeya: it’s kinda hard to hide when it so big
Me: OOOOOH YEAAAAAAH
(Thank you vulpine for blessing us with this video)
Dain? what are you doing here?
@@1agirls228? What are YOU doing here?
thats what she said 👀💧
Dain?? :0
Welp, look like the Dain x Kaeya ship has set sail 🚢
Me: No, I won't give you the pleasure of-
Kaeya: Come to daddy
*Daddy issues starts playing at the background*
BAHAHAHA
I kin this comment 😭😭
hey give me back my innocence
THATS ME AYY
@@vanschalkwykoliver3482 same =w=
Kaeya: i wanna feel you
Me: I want it alllll~ 🥳🎤🎤🎵
😂
🤣🤣🤣
This mans really said “ I wanna feel you “ 💀💀💀💀 help please 💀✋🏽
There goes that flirty knight again! 🌸💖
"Kitty kitty~" "Come to Daddy" "Darling"
ALL THESE MADE ME HIDE DEEPER INTO MY BLANKET JUST TO TRY TO STOP MYSELF FROM SCREAMING HELP--
my overdue psychology presentation can wait ☺️
Kaeya: Come to daddy~
me: i- *scream* holy shit 😩😩he said the word
also me: purr~ bark bark arf arf
You need the whole Forest.. 😨
Forget abt the forest, they need the dendro archon
@@urmom-xz2vr *Agreed*
@@urmom-xz2vr Even they’re not enough.
@@Angelic_Nene I feel like people are gonna simp for her as well 😭
kaeya: „u like how big it is“
me, who hasn’t paid attention for a minute: „ *minecraft villager noises* „
AYO
"I wanna taste you~"
*cutely searches how to breath*
My brain was like "hmm I wonder if he'll post any kaeya related content" 👀 you have exceeded my expectations HOW DID YOU READ MY MIND
OMG it’s you I love ur videos they had me dying at 3am
@@Amina02 My goodness! Hello there! I am glad you like them
3:17 AYO KEAYA WATCH YOUR SELF
Fr
8:04 THSI PART??? did you steal this from the kaeya voice-lines? *taps foot*
THE OH~ AHHH IM GOING TO CRYYY O WISH HE WAS REAL
Kaeya: Kitty, kitty ~
Me: Actually, I’m not into that, sorry…
Kaeya: Come to Da-
Also Me: okAy T ^ T just a moment, i’m comin!
Edit: Your Kaeya audios are out of this world, thank you very much.
forgot how praisey and wholesome this one kinda is and striaght up almost cried 💀💀
i am a simple person. i see vulpine uploaded a kaeya audio, i click
Getting a job for food/other things : 💀
Getting a job to pay for this mans patreon : 💵😌
Those Darling bits killed me
What if there will be an opposite version... With us taking care of Kaeyas jealous feelings... I'm just saying like 👁️👁️
Tho. Thank you so much for your work I sleep very well last night U-U
Ayo you might be onto something there with that 👀
This is a good idea for a oneshot…
I literally fucking screamed when he said “Here, kitty kitty~”!
OH MY GOSHH YESS I LOVE KAEYA SO MUCH I WAS SO HAPPY WHEN I GOT THIS NOTIFICATION I NEED TO LISTEN TO THIS RIGHT NOW!
Not kaeya turning into a discord mod😭
this motivated me to finish my last midterm more seriously, thank you:)
Your Kaeya impression is so good!!! It sounds just like him!!!
Also the video was just ✨ chef's kiss ✨
Thank you for this 🛐💛
I have officially been melted down into a puddle. This is excellent stress relief. I am so glad to have started listening to these. ❤
Idc being 3 months late but.. STRESS RELIEF? BRO THE FIRST TIME I LISTENED TO THIS I WAS DYING IN MY ROOM AND I COULDNT STOP THINKING ABT IT AT SCHOOL
The fact that I main kaeya 💀
BRO HE'S VOICE MAKE ME BLUSHING SO HARD...
*NOSE BLEEDING*
FR THO
I came as fast as possible.😭😭😭😭 WHY NOW THO VULPINE WHY. ITS CLASSTIME I CANT RN😭😭
Kaeya: flirts with listner
Klee: (comes running in) uncle Kaeya guess what
oh ummmmmmmm klee's gonna go now he he he he he
Edit:omg I got likes eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Kaeya: saying spicy stuff
Me: dying of laughter reading the comments
when the kayea is sus
*Amogus sounds playing*
AMOG US
I'M BEGGING FOR MORE CHILDE ASMR
YES PLS
Me: *Listen to this and right after going to school*
My bestie: why are you smiling?
Me: i listened to something (i already knew that i will have great day after that)
"here Kitty-kitty."
I'm *crying*
Kaeya: i have a spot for you on my lap
Me: 🛌
Kaeya: here kitty kitty~
Me: 👁👁 AYO?
OH MY GOD YOUR KAEYA VOICE IS SO YPWLYALYSKTS4JW
AKASHI WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE
@@tofuuusss 🏃🏃🏃
Woow... I have no words to describe how good is it. I love it. I need it.
Vulpine's living being is true blessing
Yo I was just thinking if you were gonna upload today or not
Thank you for this ❤️❤️❤️
Also- MY GOD THAT CHUCKLE 💀
What a beautiful start for my day
You never fail to make me smile :’)
I didn’t realize how hard I was squeezing my legs together until the end ☺️😅 such a great audio! Vulpine Kaeya is so saucy 💕
Insert All Might: I AM HERE
HOW DID I MISS THIS I SWEAR IT MAKES MY HEART GO BRRRRR WHEN HE SAYS “kitty~” LIKE DAMNNNNNNNNNNNN