I have problem with not returning to sleep after being woke up. One morning I got home from work at like 5:30 am, somehow the ringer wasn't off. Around 2 and a half hours later I answered the phone exactly that way in a decidedly irritable voice; strangely, they hung up without a word.
Just be mindful when using it it is very powerful. One night at one in the morning the phone rang wife awnsers couple minutes later hangs up . I say it’s one in the fricking morning someone better have died! She said yah your father. Boy I felt like shit and haven’t used it since.
"Charlie, we can't let them go." "Why not?" "Because they're stupid and they'll die." "So? It's natural selection. The weak die so the strong will thrive." "Seriously, Charlie?" "Hey, I'm trying to do my part for the human race, Alan. Don't hold the species back."
Clearly you have not watched the tmnt movie. Also my life is clearly better than yours since I do not post attention-seeking comments like you just did. If you did not like what I said, you could have just ignored it. I hope you enjoy the little attention you are getting now since you do not get it in real life.
Funny how Megan Fox and Noel Fisher, who play Prudence and Freddie, also just played April O'Neil and Michelangelo in the new 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' movie.
Two and a half men was filmed before a live audience. However, at some points the laughter may be a bit forced... theweek.com/articles/540183/good-riddance-two-half-men-tvs-laziest-sitcom "That studio laughter has long been a point of pride for Lorre; Two and a Half Men films in front of a live audience, and he swears the show has never artificially "sweetened" the laughter to make an episode seem funnier. (For what it's worth: I've attended a Two and a Half Men taping, and it's true, there are real people laughing - but with very specific instructions on when and how they should laugh, and with the explicit understanding that the show won't move on to the next scene until the producers are satisfied with the laughter.)"
2:24 Prudence’s mother: Hi, you must be Charlie. 2:28 Berta: That’s it, we’re outta here. Prudence’s mother: But Ma. Prudence: Grandma. Berta: Oh, shut up. Both of you. Prudence’s mother: At least, give him my number. Berta: He’s got your number, sweetheart.
You wanna hear something funny? The guy playing Megan Fox's boyfriend played Michelangelo in Michael Bay's Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, which explains why Mikey is all flirty with April O'Neil.
I'm gonna be honest, I just recently started watching the show, and when I saw the thumbnail to this video, I actually thought it was Jake with Prudence.
Sounds odd but I think Rose was actually Charlie's Guardian angel. She got him out of every bad beat and manages to help redeem himself in most situations. Where other women use him for his money. She loved him unconditionally and is present in every bad scenario.
Amazing how Berta's daughters and granddaughters are hot but she's not! Maybe they get their looks from their fathers' side, Berta has been married at least twice. Berta has 3 daughters and in this we see one of them, Prudence's mother and in season 4 we see her youngest daughter, Naomi who is also hot especially when pregnant according to Alan! XD
2 o'clock in the morning this better be god
Best line ever
And the Oh god right after he said that! Made it even more hilarious!
@@hazeleye99 yep 😁
"Oh God!: LOL
I have problem with not returning to sleep after being woke up. One morning I got home from work at like 5:30 am, somehow the ringer wasn't off. Around 2 and a half hours later I answered the phone exactly that way in a decidedly irritable voice; strangely, they hung up without a word.
Just be mindful when using it it is very powerful. One night at one in the morning the phone rang wife awnsers couple minutes later hangs up . I say it’s one in the fricking morning someone better have died! She said yah your father. Boy I felt like shit and haven’t used it since.
"I mean,you're very nice and pretty but in prison,so am I.." 😂🤣😂🤣
funny thing is she is not 16 in that episode or look like 16 ^^
I found myself replaying this scene...them writers are just amazing ...”...better be God ....oh God ...!” Hahhahaha
@@DJJumpdancer 16-17
Megan Fox, haha 😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Weirdly enough, 17 years later shes still dating that guy.
😂😂😂😂😂
Not anymore
Is that MGK?
@@grantosas7317 that’s Noel Fisher.
That’s not MGK
“Can I at least give him my number?” “He’s got your number sweetheart.”
the best part
I don't understand
@@S1rWakka she's a fast loose woman and charlie gets those regularly,.. plus he's rich, he can get her anytime
This show predicted the future’
She’s dating MGK now.
@1:56 Jake looking at his future self
when i saw the him at first i acc thought it was jake for a second until i noticed the tattoos
Best comment ever🤣🤣
scary!!!!!!!!!
"You're marrying HIM?!"
Jake was awesome before he hit puberty ^^
Yeah. He was much more awesome as a kid.
@@riveraharper8166 they wrote him into being an idiot hahah
never was awesome, he is the one who not fit to this serial
@@paveldurov6058 Mhm. You may wanna practice your english some more.
@@nordicgaming2572 no
“Who the he’ll are you”
Answer: Mickey Milcovich
Ian’s gonna be pissed, get off his koolaid Megan.
Laughed at least 10 times in 150 seconds. Such good writing ... and performing. Jake's 'You're marrying ... him?' is priceless!
"Charlie, we can't let them go."
"Why not?"
"Because they're stupid and they'll die."
"So? It's natural selection. The weak die so the strong will thrive."
"Seriously, Charlie?"
"Hey, I'm trying to do my part for the human race, Alan. Don't hold the species back."
Was that part cut out or?
@@erikaandrada9716 No, I made it up.
ok someone knocks your door at 2 am you open and it is a teenager Megan Fox ... only in the life of the god charlie harper
life*
@@grantwheeler3 me too mate
She was 23 here playing 16
@@abdicolestudios8899 They're obviously fantasizing about something sick.
that Mellatica T-shirt tho :D
Both of them should’ve came back to the show before Charlie Sheen left it
Is that Veronica Hamil as the Mom ? WOW.
Metallica rules
@@TrentLyon71 tru but but they're a great band
@@raheemkhan849 it says "Mellatica" tho 😂
It's funny cuz she play April and he play Michelangelo in teenage mutant ninja turtles
Yup😂😂
I know and I wish I didn't. I'm a bit scarred.
Clearly you have not watched the tmnt movie.
Also my life is clearly better than yours since I do not post attention-seeking comments like you just did.
If you did not like what I said, you could have just ignored it. I hope you enjoy the little attention you are getting now since you do not get it in real life.
I know, right?
Poor donnie
Funny how Megan Fox and Noel Fisher, who play Prudence and Freddie, also just played April O'Neil and Michelangelo in the new 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' movie.
Poor raph
Y
can I have the mom and the daughter
The mom yes, the under age daughter no!! 😂😂😂
@@ALX_Fitness91 the under age daughter is turning 33 this month.
@@firgasz2920 now yes, not back then.
lordifandk she was 17 when she did this episode not 18
same
Art imitating life imitating art...
a short Machine Gun Kelly right there, lol
“In prison so am I” 😂
Berta had the best lines in this show.
2:07 ''Yeah what's up with that Charlie''..... the way she turned and asked hahahaha
Rest in peace. Bearta your character was awesome.
So Megan Fox can have any guy on the face of the earth and ends up with him?? This is a bigger mystery than SPACE!!
DAMN RIGHT!
TV show bro
Joke Bro
King Robinson oh
everyone knows Megan Fox is one of the hottest girls to walk the earth and shed never end up with a guy like this
"I'll give you 300$ if you leave right now" lol
The fucking laugh track ruins it every time.
Two and a half men was filmed before a live audience.
However, at some points the laughter may be a bit forced...
theweek.com/articles/540183/good-riddance-two-half-men-tvs-laziest-sitcom
"That studio laughter has long been a point of pride for Lorre; Two and a Half Men films in front of a live audience, and he swears the show has never artificially "sweetened" the laughter to make an episode seem funnier. (For what it's worth: I've attended a Two and a Half Men taping, and it's true, there are real people laughing - but with very specific instructions on when and how they should laugh, and with the explicit understanding that the show won't move on to the next scene until the producers are satisfied with the laughter.)"
It's cool how Jake didn't cry like everyone else.
wait is that mickey from shameless?!?~?!11q2w3er
Yes
+Death Shame and mikey from tmnt
Bobdunga actors tend to have more than one part through out there career.. crazy I know.
Yes it's Noel Fisher😍
Bobdunga yes
LMAO @ "Oh please you're 16 and you got your hormones working for you" then proceeding to hit on Charlie
Yep, and then Charlie's smile.
@@PotrzebieConolly hes like yes thats what i want an older version pf prudence! xD
@@ajtaylor7181 Charlie already got her mom tho 😂
I don't care how old Megan Fox gets I will love her until I die!
mike stanberry honestly
Take a seat
Thats not Megan fox
How's that working out for you Mikey?
@@S1rWakka do you want some pizza?
Freddy: SSup?
Alan: SSup? I'll tell you what's Sup and I should be seeping .... sleeping.
awh noel how fucking adorable.
Everyone is like OMG MEGAN IS SO HOT
And I am like OMG LOOK AT NOEL
SAME ONMCMFHF
ME
Same!! I was watching an interview of his and this popped up so I clicked on it and it took me a minute to realize it was him. I am now fangirling!!
SAME
is that really Noel fisher
Isn't he on Shameless (U.S. version)?
YES, Noel Fisher
yup he plays mickey milkovich
Never watched it. Is it worth it?
1:50 Jake: "You're marrying him?????? Lol!!!!!!!! The look on Jake's face is priceless!!!! Lol!!!!!!
*Jake: You're marrying HIM??* lmao xD
Jake's next subconscious thought... So, THIS is what I will become.
OMG April and Michaelangelo!! So Awesome
+heavencanwaite That's what I thought when I remembered this episode.
+Bella Rafter
as kpcdv
2:24
Prudence’s mother: Hi, you must be Charlie.
2:28
Berta: That’s it, we’re outta here.
Prudence’s mother: But Ma.
Prudence: Grandma.
Berta: Oh, shut up. Both of you.
Prudence’s mother: At least, give him my number.
Berta: He’s got your number, sweetheart.
You wanna hear something funny? The guy playing Megan Fox's boyfriend played Michelangelo in Michael Bay's Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, which explains why Mikey is all flirty with April O'Neil.
TheHardMode no it doesnt explain wake up
forget Megan Fox, I want Noel Fisher!
+Pelos-Chaos-21 why am I stupid?
He literally looks like trash
The Light he's playing a freakin character.........😂
Sierra Woods He looks like trash in everything. I know Noel Fisher.
the light you are a complete dumb f---
Two favorite lines: I'm suppin I should be seeping sleeping.
He's got your number sweetheart (Laughing).
Don't get this one
Is nobody going to comment that its MICKEY from Shameless??!!
No. No one will ever do that.
if you leave right now you can beat the traffic
god i miss this show
Megan Fox should be so lucky for having been able to work with Noel tbh.
lessls Noel ?
Who's noel?
@@Ismaelz noel fisher, really good character actor
No
why?
is that April O'neil and Michelangelo
Kris Putter yessir
LMFAO WHAT-
omg mickey from shameless!!!!!!!
No its Troy Magintee
This episode was so funny was hoping Megan would have stayed on the show
This is one of the very best episodes of the series, and you know why. ;-]
The girl?
Yes, basically.
I'm gonna be honest, I just recently started watching the show, and when I saw the thumbnail to this video, I actually thought it was Jake with Prudence.
ALL those actors playing those characters in the SAME scene is Planetary Alignment!
This was an awesome scene,👍😂
Her name is Prudence
2 o clock in the morning this better be God.......oh God LOL
LOL
Noel is soo cute 🥺
Berta takes Charge... Once again.. 😂
“2 o’clock in the morning, this better be God” 💀
the mother is more hot than megan haha
libyan future nope Megan fox is the hottest in my opinion
hotter than*
@@blahblahlick4709 what is the mother's name
Sunny shah Why the fuck are you asking me??
@@BangMaster96 Lisa Arning
Can I least give him my number
He's got your number sweetheart
Oh my god I died😂😂😂😂.
NOOOOEEEELLLLLL
i dont get it
Me neither please explain
Same..
😂lmao
@@polit0238 the measurements
Sounds odd but I think Rose was actually Charlie's Guardian angel. She got him out of every bad beat and manages to help redeem himself in most situations. Where other women use him for his money. She loved him unconditionally and is present in every bad scenario.
Rose is a loony lmao, she faked a marriage just to make Charlie jealous 😂
@Dethtallica73 which metallica shirt theres a mellatica shirt
Omg that's too funny 🤣😂
omg so wierd that guy who is the fiancee is going to be michelango (the turtle) in teenage mutant ninja turtles and megan fox too. SO WEIRD!
is the fiancee the same guy from shameless, mickey? did my research yeah he is!
Yep he is!! :) he was also in breaking dawn part 2 as a roman vampire :)
1:00 - 1:06 kills me every time
It's two o'clock in the morning it's better be God oh God hahahaha lol
"- she's your gf but she doesn't sleep here? -yeah what's up with that Charlie?" good one
2 o’clock in the morning this better be God😂
Oh God ! 😁
Omg micky was on two and a half men
Mickey Malkovich lol
1:16 audience member absolutely loses his shit
How the hell did Berta give birth to that pair of gorgeous mother and daughter?
I believe that when Berta was there age she was hot too back in the days.
i was thinking that too lmao im like wait.. im not good at math but something dont make sense
"I'm sup and I should be seeping" hahaha
love this line too lol
R.I.P. Berta she was great in this show!
R.I.P. Conchata
Noel!
is that Noel fisher
yes
wow, she looks so natural here, and that mom is just as hot.
She is calling him handsome
1:11 lmao Noel Fisher really does remind me of Bazooka Joe, that was a great comparison
I've said this before and I'll say it again; Megan Fox should have been Wonder Woman.
What hell no pass the weed
This aged well lol
I was on the Jenny Mccarthy video and was surprised to find a thumbnail with "Megan Fox" in the title.
So that's who Micky was dating before Ian
you know that guy for the rest of his life will say he had his arm around megan fox
And now she's with a guy like that in real life, lol.
Amazing how Berta's daughters and granddaughters are hot but she's not! Maybe they get their looks from their fathers' side, Berta has been married at least twice. Berta has 3 daughters and in this we see one of them, Prudence's mother and in season 4 we see her youngest daughter, Naomi who is also hot especially when pregnant according to Alan! XD
Maybe berta was hot at prudence's age.
That’s mean
What’s mean?
Or maybe its bec its a damn tv show and these actresses arent related to each other.....
They should still make it somewhat realistic. Berta is t attractive at all and prudence is and her mom are drop dead gorgeous.
Who cares about Megan Fox. It’s MICKEY!!! 😂
every time i watch this vid i wait egleast 5 minutes to watch it again so my body gets to enjoy it for 5 minutes
2:25 Oh. What I would do to have a killer abs like that. Well, anything other than exercising. Or eating healthy.
anyone got this in their reccomendation in 2021?
The mom is wearing a "Mellatica" shirt lol
The irony when you see who she’s ended up with in 2021
and this was before shameless
Is the full episode on here?!? Want to see the whole thing
Holy fuck! So Noel and Megan already knew each other before turtles???!!!! Wicked
Megan went from bazooka Joe to machine gun Kelly..
This is golden hilarious!
Does anyone know how many more views the show with Megan Fox got compared to the usual episodes?
how cute is jake..those little fat cheeks and onesie....what a cute kid
I have a onesie and even fatter cheeks
😚😘🤭
hey
@@emptee6581 haha ok... you must be one cute chubby adult 😂
@@dave2518 :)
@@pancakesandtea well, I don't like to brag....but y'know.
MELLATICA T-Shirts now for sale.
Jesus that's Mickey Milkovich from Shameless haha
She looked so good here but different like you know it’s her but different
megan fox what are you doing in two half men
Is this fore shadowing....
From Bazooka Joe to Machine gun Kelly.
That name suits her because Megan is a fox
Whats the name of the actress that was megan foxes mom on this episode?
Lisa Arning