Orson Welles in The Critic

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  • Just put together some clips of how Maurice LaMarche portrays Orson Welles in this highly underrated show.

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  • @seinfan9
    @seinfan9  12 ปีที่แล้ว +2553

    CUNTry goodness and green PENIS.

    • @Bowiiihowdy
      @Bowiiihowdy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +258

      wait..thats terrible i quit

    • @DrKFC69
      @DrKFC69 6 ปีที่แล้ว +142

      Just a handful for the road

    • @Kagekatsu1
      @Kagekatsu1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +160

      “Oh what luck! There is a french fry stuck in my beard!”

    • @rustyshackleford7265
      @rustyshackleford7265 6 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      *pea-ness
      Get your mind out of the gutter sir

    • @Michael-Crouch
      @Michael-Crouch 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Bo Kross oh yah

  • @crazyinsane500
    @crazyinsane500 6 ปีที่แล้ว +666

    "What follows is a terrifying journey into the world of probate, beneficiaries, and goblins."
    "Mister Wells!"
    "I was talking about the lawyers."

    • @angbandsbane
      @angbandsbane 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Too complimentary!

  • @fabricioferreira3646
    @fabricioferreira3646 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1796

    MWAAAARGH THE FISH STICKS WERE ALWAYS CELEBRATED FOR THEIR EXCELLENCE

    • @somerandomname3124
      @somerandomname3124 7 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      +Fabrício Ferreira
      There is a California brand of Fishticks by Mrs. Pells--

    • @Beer_Dad1975
      @Beer_Dad1975 5 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Aged in the box, we will sell no fish stick before it's time.

    • @lehah4333
      @lehah4333 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      It’s been three years since you posted this and every time I see it I crack up all over again

    • @thehammurabichode7994
      @thehammurabichode7994 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      *(Laboured inhale)*

    • @TheMrPeteChannel
      @TheMrPeteChannel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Mrs. Pells will sell no fish stick before it's time.

  • @dkupke
    @dkupke 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1426

    "Oh what the hell I need the money" about sums up my daily experience at my job.

    • @Tullece
      @Tullece 7 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      The best excuse to do anything deemed unsavory by more conventional folk.

    • @dojokonojo
      @dojokonojo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Orson Wells pissed off enough Hollywood big wigs that they made sure he never got to work on any big film projects ever again :/

    • @shaneoliver4362
      @shaneoliver4362 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      that what he said for my little pony

    • @mohamedashian604
      @mohamedashian604 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      dojokonojo but guess who’s laughing at the end his films are more remembered than the studio’s crappy films

    • @GeneralHeavy
      @GeneralHeavy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      My first job in a nutshell

  • @Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache
    @Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2058

    I like the implication that when a fish dies and becomes a fish stick, there is no afterlife for them. They are fated to forever be eaten by Orson Welles' ghost.

    • @ZackExplorer28
      @ZackExplorer28 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      i can't tell if that's good or bad.

    • @joethehero2
      @joethehero2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +185

      Fish hell is also Orson Well's heaven. It's an elegant system.

    • @thewhompingwampa2671
      @thewhompingwampa2671 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      You know what they say, one man's Heaven is another man's Hell.

    • @Aurongel
      @Aurongel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      B L A C K
      M I R R O R

    • @hell5309
      @hell5309 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Actually, there is an afterlife for them; God just materializes the composition of fish sticks for Orson Welles.

  • @GeoffBosco
    @GeoffBosco 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2594

    "What are we going to do tonight, Orson?"
    "Same thing we do every night Pinky, try to take over the world's supply of Mrs. Pell's fishsticks."

    • @wontonthekillerpanda
      @wontonthekillerpanda 10 ปีที่แล้ว +221

      They taste even better when you're a mouse!

    • @1talldaddy
      @1talldaddy 10 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      Their Pinky their Pinky and the Welles,Welles,Welles,Welles Welles,Welles Welles.NARF

    • @Tadicuslegion78
      @Tadicuslegion78 7 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      "Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
      "I think so Orson but how does a remote farm in Lincolnshire help us sell frozen peas?"

    • @robbiewalker2831
      @robbiewalker2831 6 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      "Because they're full of country goodness and green... pea-ness."

    • @quinnfletcher3906
      @quinnfletcher3906 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      One is a genius the others insane!

  • @BugOperator
    @BugOperator 3 ปีที่แล้ว +931

    “They’re even better when you’re dead” was a tirelessly and arbitrarily exclaimed line between me and my friends in high school.

    • @mytyrel420
      @mytyrel420 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      You and your friends in high school are good people.

    • @ImNotJoshBoltz
      @ImNotJoshBoltz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Same.

    • @gp.5989
      @gp.5989 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Elementary school for me. I just showed this to my 12 year old son. Its funny how i can still remember this joke from almost 30 years ago.

    • @ScrambledAndBenedict
      @ScrambledAndBenedict 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Me and my friends all grew these big dirty beards for Movember once. It was rare that you wouldn't hear "What luck! There's a french fry stuck in my beard!" whenever anyone rounded a corner or walked out a door lol

  • @chesterstevens8870
    @chesterstevens8870 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1669

    Let's just be honest: every one of us would kill to have Orson Welles narrate our wills.

    • @Horatio787
      @Horatio787 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Ironically.

    • @praywithpio6028
      @praywithpio6028 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      I think we owe it to the world to record our wills in our best Wells impersonations. ALL OF US

    • @TetsuDeinonychus
      @TetsuDeinonychus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@praywithpio6028 ...and make sure they all mention goblins!

    • @masterfarr8265
      @masterfarr8265 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      I want my will to be read by Maurice Lamarche

    • @thegrimmretails3777
      @thegrimmretails3777 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Since I'd be facing the death penalty, I'd also like for Wells to read the charges and sentancing.

  • @RichKnight36
    @RichKnight36 5 ปีที่แล้ว +496

    I am 36 years old and still cry laughing at "green pea-ness"

    • @HunterShows
      @HunterShows ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Don't forget the count-ry goodness!

    • @ErenTheWarcriminal
      @ErenTheWarcriminal ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Real

    • @greenredblue
      @greenredblue ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Oh *THAT'S* what he was saying...

    • @RealGateGuardian
      @RealGateGuardian ปีที่แล้ว +6

      No, wait, that's terrible! I quit!... just a handful for the road.

    • @anonymous-hz2un
      @anonymous-hz2un 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Ok, Jamal.

  • @pogicus89
    @pogicus89 8 ปีที่แล้ว +547

    Muaahaaaaa, the frensh...

    • @clamstain
      @clamstain 7 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      has always been celebrated for its excellence

    • @That_Lady_Charlie
      @That_Lady_Charlie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ...champagne is always celebrated for its excellence

    • @specspiderken1462
      @specspiderken1462 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      AHHHHHH THe French Champagne

    • @jadedmastermind
      @jadedmastermind 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      She doesn’t do anything?

    • @wm.columbus8629
      @wm.columbus8629 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      jadedmastermind is that what he says there?

  • @raphsere
    @raphsere ปีที่แล้ว +811

    "A rich, full-bodied wine sensibly priced at a dollar a jug" is the most underrated joke here. Some people might not even consider a one dollar wine good enough for cooking, yet he's guzzling it down like there's no tomorrow.

    • @audgusto
      @audgusto ปีที่แล้ว +16

      It’s magic

    • @egala005
      @egala005 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      It's only a buck, who wouldn't do the same?

    • @audgusto
      @audgusto ปีที่แล้ว +41

      $1 a jug gets the job done

    • @egala005
      @egala005 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@audgusto get into the advertising biz

    • @bubbispapa2053
      @bubbispapa2053 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      A dollar a jug in the 70s was probably more than my dad used to buy Mogen David Manischewitz. Still, that joke had me rolling!

  • @em23
    @em23 8 ปีที่แล้ว +913

    oh what luck, there's a french fry stuck in this thread.

    • @frenchfrey65
      @frenchfrey65 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      +em23 excuse me?

    • @blazeytown4444
      @blazeytown4444 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      +frenchfrey65 MUWAAAHAAA

    • @Agent1W
      @Agent1W 8 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Mmm, mm *smack smack* Ah yeah.

    • @MeesterRogers
      @MeesterRogers 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      GREEN PENIS

    • @elvampe13
      @elvampe13 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      This thread's even better when it's dead! *smack*

  • @StarryStarryNocturne
    @StarryStarryNocturne 10 ปีที่แล้ว +387

    His Wells impersonation always came a little closer to Vincent Price than Orson. It as like 30% Wells and 70% Vincent Price.

    • @Beanoz4
      @Beanoz4 10 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      That's exactly what he said when he was asked about inspiration for brains voice

    • @kingman1245
      @kingman1245 9 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      don't forget we hear him again in the "War of the Worlds" parody on a simpsons halloween special

    • @Beanoz4
      @Beanoz4 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      GODoftheRIGOVERSE And the War of the Worlds episode of Hey Arnold

    • @MetFanMac
      @MetFanMac 9 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Scott Gerrard The reverse, actually -- something like 75% Welles, 20% Price and 5% Peter Lorre.

    • @AllenbysEyes
      @AllenbysEyes 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      StarryStarryNocturne Glad I'm not the only one!

  • @Titleknown
    @Titleknown 9 ปีที่แล้ว +421

    I'm still sad they've never had Maurice LaMarche voice Unicron on a Transformers series...

    • @CatMaster90001
      @CatMaster90001 9 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      ... That is fucking GENIUS. With a synthesizer hooked to his voice, it would be *chilling.*

    • @Bartman954
      @Bartman954 9 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Thomas Johnson
      *Claps and bows*

    • @Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache
      @Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache 7 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      Oh what luck! There's a bit of planet stuck in my beard!

    • @pikppa
      @pikppa 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Orson Welles voice as Unicron was quite different from his usual voice but no doubt that Maurice could still pull it off greatly

    • @mitchfletcher2386
      @mitchfletcher2386 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@pikppa And remember, there is no planet like Cybertron. Oh, yes....they're even BETTER covered in their own OIL!!!

  • @AimlessWandererSano
    @AimlessWandererSano 10 ปีที่แล้ว +471

    Well I'm obsessed with that bit of facial animation when he say's " They're even better raw! "

    • @comicluigi7
      @comicluigi7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      They are even better when your dead!

    • @naeemmarjaui8045
      @naeemmarjaui8045 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I laughed the hardest at that part.

    • @djsandman3466
      @djsandman3466 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I knew I wasn't the only one who obsessed on it lol

    • @GeronFletcher
      @GeronFletcher 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      He’s a SAVAGE! Lol

    • @diamondmetal3062
      @diamondmetal3062 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      “They’re even better when you’re dead!”

  • @CardinalKid87
    @CardinalKid87 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Maurice LaMarche voiced Orson Welles here who is also the inspiration behind Maurice's voice for the Brain on Pinky and the Brain.

  • @JMandJJ7797
    @JMandJJ7797 8 ปีที่แล้ว +766

    If only the head of Orson Welles in Futurama was based off this version.
    Orson Welles: You're asking me, the renowned spokesman for Blotto Bros. Wine, to recreate my brilliant 1938 radio broadcast. Merely to impress and deceive the wife of this scaly reptile?
    Fry: Sorry nevermind.
    Orson Welles: I'll do it on one condition. You bring me ten cases of Mrs. Pell's Fishsticks.
    Leela: Don't worry I got that covered. *gives Orson Welles a Fishstick*
    Orson Welles: Oh yes! They're even better when your a head!

    • @Doc_Fun
      @Doc_Fun 7 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      No, no, you messed up the best part. He says "skinny" reptile, made funnier by the fact that Lrrr is an 11-foot tall, hulking space monster.

    • @ItsRokaze
      @ItsRokaze 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      goddamnit, now you're making me want to see that...

    • @greenyawgmoth
      @greenyawgmoth 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      What luck, there's a french fry stuck in my jar!

    • @mrcritical6751
      @mrcritical6751 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      At this point Maurice is going to turn into Orson

    • @JasonL77
      @JasonL77 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      That's it. You've won the internet with that comment. Seriously, the entire internet now belongs to you.

  • @BaronVonMott
    @BaronVonMott ปีที่แล้ว +105

    "Oh, what luck! There's a french fry stuck in my beard!"
    I'm absolutely dead 😂👏

    • @breeeegs
      @breeeegs ปีที่แล้ว +10

      That's something you and Orson Welles have in common

    • @ChuckNorrisIsNothing
      @ChuckNorrisIsNothing 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I have had that happen, just with a potato chip, albeit being very drunk. Not gonna lie, at that point that find was pretty awesome.

  • @gabe_s_videos
    @gabe_s_videos 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1152

    A few years ago, one of my professors at School of Visual Arts showed us Citizen Kane to discuss scene composition, and beforehand I whispered the "Rosebud Frozen Peas" bit to myself. The TA started cracking up and said he was so happy that someone else remembered that.

    • @billkendrick1
      @billkendrick1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      *excellent*

    • @Soloman_Gumball
      @Soloman_Gumball 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Then the whole class stood up and clapped

    • @gabe_s_videos
      @gabe_s_videos 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@Soloman_Gumball Yeah, how did you know??

    • @ouchiegiverjr
      @ouchiegiverjr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@gabe_s_videos I was there when the strength of man failed.

    • @razmatazz9310
      @razmatazz9310 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      How did he hear it if you whispered it to yourself?'
      Not that it really happened anyway.

  • @dahuterschuter
    @dahuterschuter 14 ปีที่แล้ว +291

    Maurice's career is basically built around his Orson Welles impression.

    • @andrewforbes1433
      @andrewforbes1433 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Which is weird, given that it sounds nothing like him.

    • @RobGradyVO
      @RobGradyVO ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@andrewforbes1433 its like Zach Hadels Trump impression. It doesnt sound exactly like him but Hes got all the mannerisms perfect

    • @justincombs7433
      @justincombs7433 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@andrewforbes1433 it's the mannerisms and pacing. He nails in nearly perfectly.

    • @TheBandit025Nova
      @TheBandit025Nova 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      I thought it was Toucan Sam

    • @jaredschnabl825
      @jaredschnabl825 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      And parodying Shatner singing. Don't forget that wonderfully bizarre gem!

  • @pjcgaming9548
    @pjcgaming9548 4 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    "Oh what the hell, I need the money" that hits hard now that I am an adult.

  • @JMandJJ7797
    @JMandJJ7797 8 ปีที่แล้ว +257

    Brain was actually created by splicing the DNA of Orson Welles with a lab mouse.

    • @jamesoffutt2801
      @jamesoffutt2801 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      hahahaha!!

    • @GmodPlusWoW
      @GmodPlusWoW 7 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      "Geez Brain, what are we going to do tonight?"
      *"The same thing we do every night, Pinky. Advertize Mrs Pell's Fishsticks!"*
      *"Yes... Oh, YES! They're even better when you're a lab mouse!"*
      "...Brain, are you alright mate?"

    • @dominon929
      @dominon929 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Maurice LaMarche nailed it

    • @yummyyum36719
      @yummyyum36719 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      "NYES!"

  • @AllisonDancerChick1982
    @AllisonDancerChick1982 3 ปีที่แล้ว +180

    I only found out in my 20s that these were based on actual commercials Orson Welles did in the 70s and 80s. My dad actually told me about the Paul Masson Wine commercials, and how he was drunk during them. I've seen the outtakes, they're hilarious. But for me, when I was 11-12 years old, this was sooo funny, even if I didn't understand the reference!

    • @Ben-bb7mi
      @Ben-bb7mi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      TH-cam bringing those commercials to life makes it so much funnier

    • @TheREALSofaKing0306
      @TheREALSofaKing0306 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      "We will sell no wine before it's time"

    • @jeffallen55
      @jeffallen55 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      AAAaaAAaaathhefff renchh champagne!

    • @jakenaylor
      @jakenaylor ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jeffallen55Hahaha… nice execution! 😂

    • @AntiWokeIsJustWoke
      @AntiWokeIsJustWoke ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jeffallen55”Isn’t she supposed to do something?”

  • @swingAE86
    @swingAE86 2 ปีที่แล้ว +330

    I love when Maurice does Orson or any voice that is derivative of it it's iconic.

    • @canaisyoung3601
      @canaisyoung3601 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Like Brain from Pinky and the Brain?

    • @brndto
      @brndto ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@canaisyoung3601 I thought I knew that voice lol

    • @scottpandich3972
      @scottpandich3972 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Except that it doesn't actually sound like Orson Welles.

    • @RobGradyVO
      @RobGradyVO ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@canaisyoung3601 YES. Always

    • @Xenonfuji
      @Xenonfuji 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@scottpandich3972that makes it funnier

  • @weston5209
    @weston5209 10 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    I'd want my will to be read by Orson Welles.

    • @PastaMaster115
      @PastaMaster115 10 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Better yet. Have your will read by Maurice Lamarche. That's what I would do.

    • @quinnfletcher3906
      @quinnfletcher3906 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Personally, I would prefer my will to be read by James Earl Jones!

    • @prophetic0311
      @prophetic0311 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's read even better when you're dead!

    • @toddwebb7521
      @toddwebb7521 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I want mine read by Samuel L. Jackson. It will contain too many "mother fuckers" for anyone else

  • @MikePhalin
    @MikePhalin 8 ปีที่แล้ว +556

    'Probate, Beneficiaries & Goblins' could be the name of a very pretentious Seattle garage band.

    • @timewellspent8137
      @timewellspent8137 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      All the energy of a Norm McDonald joke

    • @davincent98
      @davincent98 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@timewellspent8137 and it could only be fronted by, you guessed it: Frank Stallone

    • @timewellspent8137
      @timewellspent8137 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@davincent98 who writes these jokes?

    • @Dr170
      @Dr170 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@timewellspent8137 Criticizing a joke on the internet is truly time well spent.

    • @ozboomer_au
      @ozboomer_au 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ...a subsidiary of "Sue, Grabbit and Run - Lawyers" (someone had to say it) :p

  • @WKZworks
    @WKZworks 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Phil Hartman and Maurice LaMarche...legends in their own right.

  • @Thexxmixx
    @Thexxmixx 8 ปีที่แล้ว +212

    Even Orson Welles loves this video.
    and Orson Welles is dead.

    • @IosonoOtakuman
      @IosonoOtakuman 8 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      This video is even funnier when you're dead!

    • @yessopie
      @yessopie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This video is even funnier when you're... oh, someone already wrote it.

  • @yellowcougar18
    @yellowcougar18 13 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    Interesting to note, but Maurice LaMarche also dubbed Vincent D'Onofrio in Ed Wood. D'Onofrio played the physical role of Welles, while LaMarche provided the voice.
    It's really convincing onscreen and does not use comp trickery.

  • @carriersummoner
    @carriersummoner 14 ปีที่แล้ว +156

    Maurice LaMarche is one of my favorite voice actors, and this just further proves how talented he is.

  • @mst3KGf
    @mst3KGf 9 ปีที่แล้ว +416

    "What follows is a terrifying journey into the world of probate, benficiaries and goblins..."
    "Mr. Wells!"
    "Fine, fine, no goblins."

    • @American-Zero
      @American-Zero 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      "And remember..there is no Fish Stick like Mrs.Pelles.."

    • @DrRockso1987
      @DrRockso1987 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      "This isn't a commercial..."

    • @jamesanderson6373
      @jamesanderson6373 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      *welles

    • @TiroDvD
      @TiroDvD 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      To be fair probate and beneficiaries are terrifying.

    • @Gary-Eng
      @Gary-Eng ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@DrRockso1987 "I know, that was just a declaration of love!"

  • @Yggi11
    @Yggi11 4 ปีที่แล้ว +155

    "At 25, he wrote and directed Citizen Kane, still considered by countless snobs the best movie ever made. After that, there's apparently not a lot left to do with your life other than pit obesity and alcoholism against each other in a race to stop your heart."

    • @jonathanwells223
      @jonathanwells223 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      The Young Turks is a radical political organization responsible for the Armenian Genocide

    • @yosefdemby8792
      @yosefdemby8792 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Touch of Evil

    • @yosefdemby8792
      @yosefdemby8792 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Who wrote that quote?

    • @JanetStarChild
      @JanetStarChild 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I can think of one cinema snob who would take Caligula over Citizen Cane.

    • @GeronFletcher
      @GeronFletcher 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Pretty crazy how he showed he was so brilliant it was like… you have nothing left to prove at all… at age 25.. imagine someone now making a movie so overwhelmingly loved and adored at the age of 25, written produced and directed by them, that everyone was in agreement you can’t go higher. You’ve won the game of Hollywood already. Like what would that even look like???

  • @zulunibba6721
    @zulunibba6721 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    "a rich, full-bodied wine sensibly prized at a dollar a jug" go, tellem, orson!

    • @mindriot91_96
      @mindriot91_96 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      LOL. Honestly, as long as I didn't go blind, I would love to find a jug of wine for a dollar.

  • @mckenzie.latham91
    @mckenzie.latham91 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    Thank god for Maurice Lemarche,
    He truly is a national Canadian treasure.

    • @egb50000
      @egb50000 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I met him at a convention recently. He's a very humble, nice guy. So happy to have met Mr. LaMarche.

  • @JohnCastleSmokeless
    @JohnCastleSmokeless 5 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    "Yes! Oh, YES! They're even BETTER when you're DEAD!"
    I need to remember to blurt that at random the next time someone invites me to dinner.

  • @bravo915
    @bravo915 8 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    "What luck, theres a french fry stuck in my beard." lmao

  • @jculver1674
    @jculver1674 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Okay, that settles it. If I ever win the lottery, I'm going to hire Maurice LaMarche to do a recording of my living will as Orson Welles.

  • @freakofevolution
    @freakofevolution 14 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Maurice LaMarche is a freakin' genius! One of my favorite cartoon voice over actors! The Brain, Egon from The Real Ghostbusters, his Orson Welles impersontations from the Critic...and many more! He one of my faves along with Frank Welker, Peter Cullin, and the cast of The Simpsons.

  • @MasterOfKnowledge.
    @MasterOfKnowledge. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    This show and Dr. Katz were two of the most underrated shows out there. Still are, actually

  • @onenonlyprincess2
    @onenonlyprincess2 12 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Maurice LaMarche is a great Orson Welles Impersonator and voice actor. He can even do "War of the Worlds" as Orson Welles, it is remarkable. Long live Maurice LaMarche!

  • @RickBeatsWorld
    @RickBeatsWorld ปีที่แล้ว +9

    The Critic was the cartoon darling on the 90s baby. This one perfect little thing is ours and ours alone.

  • @Treblaine
    @Treblaine 9 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    "Gee Brain, what do you want to do tonight?"
    "Same thing we do every night, pinkie... try to do impressions of Orson Welles"

  • @HisDivineShadow245
    @HisDivineShadow245 14 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "What follows is a terrifying journey into the world of probate, beneficiaries, and GOBLINS!"
    I am going to have to remember to include this line in my living will.

  • @MrGatonegroish
    @MrGatonegroish 9 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    The way you cut the actual will out cracked me up. Very Orwellian :')

    • @Theomite
      @Theomite 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Don't you mean "Orswellesian"?

  • @cleekersneaker
    @cleekersneaker 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Back when The Critic was on TV, the only way to see these original Orson Welles ads was via VHS dubs being passed around town by hand.

  • @mcmogg_incmogg2080
    @mcmogg_incmogg2080 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    The peas part still gets me years later. Like it’s still funny each time

    • @oz_jones
      @oz_jones ปีที่แล้ว

      Hehe peaness

  • @festealth
    @festealth 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Interestingly enough, Orson Welles' last role was the Transformers: the Movie. A role he probably knew anything about... yet still delivered A+ performance.

    • @albynoman
      @albynoman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Welles:
      "You know what I did this morning? I played the voice of a toy. Some terrible robot toys from Japan that changed from one thing to another. The Japanese have funded a full-length animated cartoon about the doings of these toys, which is all bad outer-space stuff. I play a planet. I menace somebody called Something-or-other. Then I'm destroyed. My plan to destroy Whoever-it-is is thwarted and I tear myself apart on the screen."

  • @davey9090
    @davey9090 9 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    OMG, i finally get the joke. "Full of country Goodness and Green Peaness". I was just laughing at this clip for the last month cause it sounded like he said penis for no reason and I have the maturity of a 5 year old.

  • @mikelomez9313
    @mikelomez9313 5 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    This show is so underappreciated. I think it only lasted 2 seasons. Meanwhile the freaking Kardashians is probably in it's 20th season. People, they're the worst.

    • @noahw3309
      @noahw3309 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What is the name

    • @Martykun36
      @Martykun36 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      we truly live in a society

    • @owllymannstein7113
      @owllymannstein7113 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Noah W "The Critic"

    • @OdaSwifteye
      @OdaSwifteye 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Live action is a lot cheaper to produce and makes a lot more money. It's not like The Critic wasted it's time on the air. It had a lot of good episodes and lasted longer than a few other shows born from the Simpsons gold rush.

    • @thecountofmontecristo2796
      @thecountofmontecristo2796 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "If the movie stinks just don't go."

  • @IronTorch20
    @IronTorch20 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    The students writing and droning 'Be an independent thinker' always cracked my shit up, before the Rosebud part.
    I should also mention, 'Wait that's terrible. I quit.' Has been an inside joke between my brother and myself for years.

  • @zanker2007j
    @zanker2007j 13 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    "They're even better when your dead" Orson Welles is hilarious!

  • @B1ackLotu5
    @B1ackLotu5 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    What are we gonna do tomorrow Brain?
    The same thing we do every night Pinky.
    Celebrate the French for their excellence!!!

  • @okrajoe
    @okrajoe 9 ปีที่แล้ว +471

    Poor Orson Welles. Such a master, and now gets made fun of.

    • @brautigan1
      @brautigan1 9 ปีที่แล้ว +181

      okrajoe I don't think this is making fun of him at all. And I think he'd approve, frankly.

    • @MAnnaconduit1
      @MAnnaconduit1 8 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      +Dan Williams Maurice Lamarche almost seems to capture the spirit and power of Welles every time he does this impression

    • @bobbo924B
      @bobbo924B 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      MAnnaconduit1 did he do the Orson Welles voice in "Ed Wood?"

    • @jasonenos9138
      @jasonenos9138 7 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      He did, he was uncredited.
      He also did Will Ferrell's burp in "Elf".

    • @bensuey2089
      @bensuey2089 7 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Jason Enos so you're telling me they called him to the studio and paid him money to just burp in a mic

  • @Gojiro7
    @Gojiro7 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    you just know Maurice LaMarche was loving every moment giving this performance.

  • @CyberAngel573
    @CyberAngel573 9 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Oddly enough, Maurice LaMarche, the voice impersonator of Orsen Wells, once did a skit as The Brain in Animaniacs where he did a bunch of Orsen Wells reads.

    • @TurnAGundam
      @TurnAGundam 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Cyber Angel
      I remember that bit, and I frigging laughed my ass off at it. 😄

    • @MetFanMac
      @MetFanMac 9 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      ***** The reads are from a single infamous outtakes tape. LaMarche always does the whole thing, line by line, before recording a Welles impression in order to get in the groove, which is what inspired the Animaniacs writers to come up with the sketch.

    • @smoothvirus
      @smoothvirus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He also dubbed the voice of Orson Welles in “Ed Wood”.

    • @BottomOfTheDumpsterFire
      @BottomOfTheDumpsterFire 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@MetFanMac He also had a legendarily shit day, the crew knew about it, and intentionally had him record that episode so he'd have some silver lining.

    • @MetFanMac
      @MetFanMac 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@BottomOfTheDumpsterFire Source?

  • @RAYoung-ie3cf
    @RAYoung-ie3cf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    If there's a heaven, it will have Mrs. Pell's fish sticks and an endless stream of The Critic.

  • @postatility9703
    @postatility9703 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The Critic was one of THE great animated shows ever.

  • @NashTheBlade
    @NashTheBlade 10 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    A DOLLAR A JUG?!.....Damn, our economy today SUUUUUUUUUUUCKS

  • @TheAutisticCapricorn811
    @TheAutisticCapricorn811 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Maurice LaMarche really oughta put that voice in sequences of noir flick narration. It exemplifies how he'll sound if he were to voice a character who's an on-going detective that knows everything in the deep N.Y. state of mind.

  • @cobraalaniz149
    @cobraalaniz149 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I remember watching this as a kid and laughing for hours. I needed to see this again seriously. 😅😂

  • @ProfessorScience
    @ProfessorScience 10 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    What is he, a gay fish?

  • @margraveofgadsden8997
    @margraveofgadsden8997 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I always loved the rhythmic sound of him chugging down the wine. “Um-chugga-umpf, um-chugga-umpf...”

  • @jameskiely3093
    @jameskiely3093 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Maurice LaMarche is a god. Loved him since Real Ghostbusters.

  • @FireLightning16
    @FireLightning16 10 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    25 people don't like green pea-ness

    • @gamefan6219
      @gamefan6219 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      FireLightning16 yes rosebud frozen peas.

    • @AdhamOhm
      @AdhamOhm 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wait that's terrible, I quit!

    • @NobodyNowhereKnowhow
      @NobodyNowhereKnowhow 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I don’t like green pea-ness, but I find it extremely funny.

    • @AngelofMusic04
      @AngelofMusic04 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      They didn't get to go to a place filled with Mrs. Pell's Fish Sticks.

  • @e.paradigm7415
    @e.paradigm7415 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Hahaha, I remember being a child when this came on, I didn’t understand it much at all, but watching this as an adult is sooo much better! Lmao. This is absolute gold! Well written and funny, Why this show was canceled is beyond me! 😂😂😂
    Addendum: After watching real life OW’s outtakes I found this segment to be even more hilarious, they have his mannerisms really well written in. 🤣

  • @sesfilmsllc
    @sesfilmsllc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    1:24 So THAT’S where that sound bite came from.

  • @Dibrini
    @Dibrini 9 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    100 years ago today, Orson Welles was born.

  • @panowa8319
    @panowa8319 8 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    although the Brain is a caricature of Orson Welles, his voice sounds more like Vincent Price. Orson Welles had a deep, raspy voice. I guess matching Vincent Price's voice to Orson Welles sounds much funnier.

    • @KairuHakubi
      @KairuHakubi 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I mean when you're a baritone doing an impression of a bass, you kinda have to just do your best. The neat thing is everyone instantly recognizes whom he's impersonating, when it's really hard to hear orson welles recordings and think "oh yeah I can mimic that"
      Mo is great at picking out the fine subtle details

    • @ink1931
      @ink1931 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Brain's actually a caricature of Tom Minton, and his voice is a combination of both Orson Welles AND Vincent Price

  • @Straycatyclism
    @Straycatyclism ปีที่แล้ว +10

    It has been decades and still every time I see frozen peas at the grocery store I think of Orson Welles.

  • @richardtwat5871
    @richardtwat5871 10 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    The Critic was just such a kickass show.
    So much better than Family Guy!

    • @SmashLiXs
      @SmashLiXs 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      which is funny since many critics have said that family guy fills in the holes after critic was cancelled

    • @JanetStarChild
      @JanetStarChild 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      _The Critic_ is quality humor, in a class of its own.
      _Family Guy_ is just saturated stupidity, appealing only to the most dimwitted and lowbrow of humanity.
      To even compare the two is a deep wound inflicted on _The Critic._

    • @SmashLiXs
      @SmashLiXs 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      well both do have similar humor

    • @rafaeloda
      @rafaeloda 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Writers back then were superior, even The Simpsons from that decade was far better that today's.

  • @PurpleMetal75
    @PurpleMetal75 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    0:13 Orson Welles does to wine what the Joker does to pencils.

  • @leplus1
    @leplus1 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    It must’ve been extremely difficult to be likely the greatest director ever and have to keep doing commercials for money and be banished from Hollywood despite having such a profound influence.

    • @CoolGobyFish
      @CoolGobyFish ปีที่แล้ว +2

      he could have taught at a university, formed his own productions company, or consult. instead he chose silly commercials for fast cash. so, it's his own fault here. he became a drunken fool and a joke. just take a look at his "disco talk show" pilot )))

    • @beepbeeplettuce5890
      @beepbeeplettuce5890 ปีที่แล้ว

      He was "banished" because he was impossible to work with and more often than not would just show up drunk and not give a fuck, he had no sense of professionalism because "fuck you im orson welles" you cant deny what hes accomplished but he brought everything on himself

    • @leplus1
      @leplus1 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@CoolGobyFish Teaching at film school is choice to say the least, and in his era and this one capital to fund a production company is extremely hard to come by. Hey, he succeeded in being as an artist, he never diminished his talent, and came at it from an honest place. Even during the commercials he would do, he was doing it seriously and well.

    • @CoolGobyFish
      @CoolGobyFish 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@leplus1 instead of using his ad money for food and booze, he could have funneled it into a small production company. He would have made a ton of money shooting his own commercials, educational film and other stuff. But that requieres effort. He always wanted easy money

  • @jonesjack6088
    @jonesjack6088 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    The actual tapes are just as funny.

  • @snowcloudshinobi
    @snowcloudshinobi ปีที่แล้ว +3

    0:25 i've heard that "yes" so many times before.

  • @hodgepodgebuhgodge3739
    @hodgepodgebuhgodge3739 9 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I gotta get me some of those Mrs. Pell's fish sticks. Yes!! They're even better when you're dead!

  • @The_Defiant_One
    @The_Defiant_One 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    They're Pinky...
    Pinky and the Brain
    Brain
    Brain
    Brain

  • @melkhiordarkfell4354
    @melkhiordarkfell4354 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Pinkie: "Gee Brain, what you wanna do tonight?"
    Brain: "The same thing we do every night Pinkie, cameo as Orson Welles"

  • @TheCorrodedMan
    @TheCorrodedMan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Oh what luck, there’s a French fry stuck to my computer screen.
    (Mum num num)

  • @malcontender6319
    @malcontender6319 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Probate, beneficiaries and *goblins* !"

  • @GeronFletcher
    @GeronFletcher 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Fine, NO GOBLINS 😂😂😂

  • @sol_nb7143
    @sol_nb7143 14 ปีที่แล้ว

    You know, id imagine when this show was on not that many people got these Orson Welles bits. In fact, i didnt get them until this year after I did the research. Now that I know, there hillarious.

  • @Trainlover1995
    @Trainlover1995 9 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    OK, that's it. I'm having the Orson Welles part of the will as part of my video will.

  • @jeremytung1632
    @jeremytung1632 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    They must have made that will sometime ago, Orson Wells died in 1984 right after finishing recording his dialog as Unicron for the transformers movie.

  • @Demendred
    @Demendred 13 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This show kicked all kinds of ass. Good thing I own the dvd ;)

  • @mariannebayly
    @mariannebayly 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Play orson Welles so much

  • @ferociousgumby
    @ferociousgumby ปีที่แล้ว

    "Oh, what luck! There's a french fry stuck in my beard!"

  • @FireLightning16
    @FireLightning16 10 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    1:45 That's what she said

  • @Aluranae
    @Aluranae 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I'm absolutely convinced that whenever someone does an Orson Welles impression, they're not doing Orson Welles anymore.
    They're doing the Rosebud Frozen Peas voice.

  • @lauradietrich9424
    @lauradietrich9424 9 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "Oh, what luck! There's a French fry stuck in my beard!"

  • @vulpsturm
    @vulpsturm 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    As a film major, I can make a jug of wine disappear

  • @kongfeet81
    @kongfeet81 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    0:26 Playback 0.25x
    Your welcome

  • @hontoniarigato7956
    @hontoniarigato7956 9 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    hmm... I swear the voice reminds of Brain from Pinky & the Brain (Animaniacs)

    • @christophercolton9109
      @christophercolton9109 9 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Hontoni Arigato That's because it is.

    • @hontoniarigato7956
      @hontoniarigato7956 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Christopher Colton nice I can never forget those memorable voice acting

    • @davincent98
      @davincent98 9 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      he actually patterned the voice of the Brain after Orson Welles

    • @YellowDice
      @YellowDice 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He also was the wolf guy in Sonic Underground.

    • @VidGamer123
      @VidGamer123 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Hontoni Arigato Yep. That would be Maurice LaMarche, who also voiced The Brain doing an Orson Welles recording session!

  • @dannythomas417
    @dannythomas417 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Maurice LaMarche is the ONLY man in this entire world that can do Orson right.

    • @spockboy
      @spockboy 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      We'll see.

  • @scottpandich3972
    @scottpandich3972 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    It drives me nuts that Maurice LaMarche is the go to guy for animated depictions of Orson Welles, because doesn't sound like Orson Welles at all.

  • @Slackrates
    @Slackrates 13 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Always loved the Orson Welles segments on "The Critic". Thank you for posting! :)

  • @herpderpitypurple73
    @herpderpitypurple73 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Why can't I stop watching this

  • @GhostPlanetFilms
    @GhostPlanetFilms 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "What are we gonna do tonight Orson?"
    "The same thing we do every night, my friend. Try to take over the world market for Rosebud Frozen Peas!"

  • @molinalong3468
    @molinalong3468 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Rip orson. Welles 1915 - 1985 age 70 at 0:01

  • @Psycomantis1
    @Psycomantis1 9 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    The Nostalgia Critic brought me here

  • @adsmith364
    @adsmith364 10 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I miss this cartoon! Lovitz was a genius for this!!!

    • @SergeantExtreme
      @SergeantExtreme 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Part of that genius was Steven Spielberg who directed and co-wrote some of the episodes.

    • @freya8133
      @freya8133 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nah, he only did the voice of Jay.