@@Neyobe No, I meant if he would animate a cartoon demonstrating how to do a problem with animals and such. So kids have a visual representation of math.
I'll prove its possible to make lots o cash by doodling, Akira Toriyama, the creator of DBZ and Dr. Slump. Tite Kubo, the creator of Bleach. Just to name a couple
Mine is going to be the one from Percy Jackson about crawling through Tartarus. Or maybe the one about waiting in Harry Potter about waiting in Azkaban. We’ll see...
FRENCH TRANSLATIONS 3:28 that translates to "are you looking for this or do you just know how to speak French" (google translate is shitty sometimes) 3:32 translates to "We are not strangers to love to know the rules, and so do I" 3:41 his sister translates to "my name is Jeff" the one to the left of James translates to "French pineapples should not be on pizza" the very right one is a pronunciation of "s'il vous plaît" which translates to "please" 3:43 translates to the bee movie script 4:05 translates to "i like it"
8th grade math teacher. He never yelled at a student, always brought them out the class to talk, gave people multiple chances. He also makes learning interesting. He puts his own flare in his work, and i have so much respect for him.
Choir teacher: “what da flip? 72 million views!! I have doubted you James!” *Turns out it was all just a dream* James: “life isn’t fun any more” Edit: 73 million views now. Wooow🤯🤪🤪😃
as a choir kid (at a school that doesn't make kids take choir) I can certify our directors literally make us sing individually to find out who has it wrong. most nerve wracking thing ive ever done.
I laughed so hard when the teacher said he’d never missed a class in 20 years and then he didn’t show up the next day. It’s just perfect comedic timing.
had that happen with a teacher, she was like "i've only ever missed a class once because i was in hospital" and then next class she wasn't there lmao (cos her daughter was ill)
I thought that the teacher did it as a joke. Every year, we would tell his students "I haven't missed a class in x years." And then not appear the next day.
I absolutely agree with the whole “teachers should teach things in interesting ways” thing because my Algebra 1 teacher told us a story for how to simplify square roots, it involved the numbers being in jail, some of them busted out, some didn’t, and for every number that busted out, another of that same number died. Obviously it was a bit more complicated than that, but that was the basic essence, and I never forgot how to simplify square roots. (Cube roots were the same but with 2 numbers dying for every one of the same number that busted out.)
My maths teacher made us stand up and used rugby to explain about the gradients and graphs by “rugby tackling” a student to show us the y-intercept. It was funny cos he chose the kid I hated the most. He was and ex-rugby coach and he didn’t harm the student ofc.
Our teacher said that It was a party, and when you factored the number inside the root, if there were 2 (for a square root, three for a cubic root, etc) like a “group of friends” they got to go to the dance (outside the square root) and everyone else had to stay at home (inside the square root) Idk if that made sense or not, but I tried to explain it
im rewatching all of your videos that i grew up watching since middle school. Im a junior now and currently have the same really cool and funny ap us history teacher. He likes to making mom jokes and genuinely wants people to learn. THE TEACHERS ARE THE PROBLEM NOT THE STUDENTS!!!
1:35 I can attest to that. I once read a quora post where a teacher was helping a student with something and she saw another child in class that had a gun and called in a security guard to help, which just goes to show how protective teachers can be of their children and they don't even get paid! I remember writing a persuasive speech on this in yr 11 because I was genuinely passionate about it and wanted teachers and childcare workers to get paid better and be appreciated more Praise to all teachers and childcare workers
There is a book series called "Whatever After" And there are 3 best friends (Frankie Robin and Abby) And they have a team called FRA lol (Actually now it's called Frap because Robin's other friend, Penny joined the team)
I would have loved to have James as my maths teacher. Growing up with dyscalculia and there not being as much if any attention and help for it as dyslexia made my school days quite difficult for me and I still struggle with basic calculations. James strikes me as the type of teacher who would support me through it.
3:45 I actually learned to count to 9 in French by listening to take a break from hamilton. Literally the first part of the song is Eliza and her son just counting to nine in French
I left class once because of the 15 minute rule but saw my professor walking up the stairs. So i sprinted to the bathroom and acted like that was where I was the whole time (since I came back to class with my backpack). To this day he thinks I have pooping problems.
Honestly people underestimate the French teachers like that. We had a French teacher like that and honestly she was one of the sweetest, most conscientious and hard-working teachers ever. A lot of people hated her and said they didn't understand, but I paid attention to what she said, and she'd start translating every now and then, and I still remember a little bit of French from back then. I think it's the students' fault
2:44 It's nice to hear about an art teacher looking at an art style that they don't like and saying that it's okay if you like it. It seems so common to hear about an art teacher that's elitist about striving for photorealism or that hates anime.
I had a math teacher who left in the middle of my fourth grade. He made learning fractions so fun. (High cap) After he left, it was never the same. We would do bingo every other friday and watch good mythical morning around holidays. If you read this, I missed you, Mr. Knapp. ❤️
My teacher lived at the school. EDIT: To all the people who asked me if my mom was hot, I don't particularly find her hot, but since my parents had six kids including me, I would say my dad found her hot. (No, I did not frick my mom, Crimson. That's disgusting.) Also, I'm female, y'all. We were homeschooled.
3:43 when i went to my french class for the first time 70-100 is so confusing cus its basically (70s) 60-10, 60-10-and-1, 60-12 ------ (80s) 40-20s, 40-20s-and-1, 40,20s-2 (90s) ---- 40-20s-10 so on until 100.
To those who advertise their channel in the comments of peoples' videos: Give up. 1/4,000,000 people with a TH-cam channel actually make it big and I guarantee you that 100% of them that did make it big didn't beg for subscribers. So stop. Try making quality content and letting people find your channel on their own. That's worked for everyone who's ever done well on TH-cam.
I checked out your channel since I appreciate this comment, and I was BLOWN AWAY! Your videos cracked me up SO HARD, especially your True Motives ones! You deserve tons more subscribers!
Me: **forgets he says male prostitute when rewatching** James: "Male prostitute" Me: My dad: Me: My dad: Me: My dad:Oh is it something like asdfmovie? (He watches asdf movie and he knows i like it too) Me: k i n d o f-
I had a math teacher in grade 7 and 8 and he was so freakin awesome and silly, making everyone in my classes ready to learn. he was also the coach for my towns football team, so thats another pro.
2:23 I took choir in 5th grade because my whole life i wanted to be a singer and one day is choir we had auditions for a concert and if you got picked you would have to turn in you permission slip and in the top 50 people and when auditions came i sang my heart out aaaaand i was the ONLY KID IN MY CHOIR CLASS WHO DID NOT GET PICKED! And after that i pretty much gave up on my dream oh becoming a singer
That 15 minute rule in college is actually kind of a thing. I looked it up and it said that it is an unwritten rule that if the teacher doesn't show up in the first 15 minutes then most of the students if not all will end up leaving and the teachers cant do really anything if they arrive past the point that students can leave. :)
It took me a year to realise the “count to ten” joke. You know how he says the French numbers like an English noob (Neuf - Nerf)? Well 10 is actually Dix and if he said it in English it would sound like dic-
I once had this substitute that was an old man who sounded like Holmer Simson, and we were working on Valentine’s Day cards. One of the kids in my class was misbehaving and the teacher said THIS to him. “I’m sure someone loves you, but I don’t know who” and I wanted to comfort him tbh
according to all known aviation laws, there is no way bees should be able to fly. its wings come out too small to obtain its small body, large with earth. The bee, of course, flies anyway because the bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow. Black. Yellow. Black. Yellow. black. Yellow. black. Ooh! black and yellow. Let’s leave a little bit. Barry! Breakfast is ready! coming! wait a second. hello, barry!
Anime Fangirl my maths teacher sucked, she turned me, a B+ student into an F student. she was a lazy piece of shit who didn't know the course and even admitted not knowing it and kept saying it was a learning experience for us all, spent the whole class trying to do a problem and almost always got it wrong, we frequenly corrected her when she made really stupid mistakes, when she got the question wrong she blamed us for no reason. when ever I told people that my maths teacher sucked they kept telling me it was up to me to learn the material and I cant blame my teacher for not knowing the material, I wanted to hit single person who said that😥😥😥😥. you are one lucky person or I'm one unlucky person
I remember back when he had only twenty thousands subs and I thought "man, this guy creates some funny content, he really deserves more subscribers". Well, now he has millions of them, he's second on trending, and he keeps on improving his videos to make them better and better than before. Good job James, you deserve it! :)
"If my channel died" TH-cam: SO YOUR WONDERING IF YOUR CHANNEL IS GONNA DIE EH!?!??! Odd: Yeah TH-cam: HERES FUCKING #1 ON TRENDING YOUR CHANNEL AINT EVER GONNA DIE!!!
If James was a math teacher, he should animate his lessons.
🤔
How about if he was gonna be absent he would animate his lesson?
Yess. Like, THIS IS HOW ALGEBRA WORKS WITH HIS CHARACTER ON IT
@@Neyobe No, I meant if he would animate a cartoon demonstrating how to do a problem with animals and such. So kids have a visual representation of math.
He should and lessons would be so much fun
James:I'm bad at singing
Also James: *makes a good song*
that song is heavily auto tuned and james is actually kinda bad live
(lol im just saying bc everyone agrees on it and i love james)
Wait HOW HE MADE A SONG CALL LIFE IS FUN HOW HE MADE THAT IF HE DON'T KNOW HOW TO SING
David perales escalante autotune is crazy
we are young
Yea it’s really autotuned
Parents: you'll never make money as a cartoonist
James: I know I'll be a math teacher, I'll make tons
Reality:are you sure about that?
@@pauliesamantha8970 a ton of weight
J Elvidge ughvhvghn
I'll prove its possible to make lots o cash by doodling,
Akira Toriyama, the creator of DBZ and Dr. Slump.
Tite Kubo, the creator of Bleach.
Just to name a couple
You forgot a comma
'YOU! sing.'
𝗕𝗔𝗛𝗛𝗛𝗛𝗛𝗛𝗛𝗛𝗛𝗛𝗛𝗛𝗛𝗛𝗛𝗛𝗛𝗛𝗛𝗛𝗛𝗛𝗛𝗛𝗛𝗛𝗛𝗛𝗛𝗨𝗛𝗛𝗛𝗛𝗛𝗛𝗛𝗛𝗛𝗛𝗨𝗛𝗛𝗛𝗨 𝗨𝗬𝗛𝗛𝗛
@@Scream_4U1 me: (whispering) bah.
Lolololololol
Lolololololololllllllllllllllllllllll
“I love singing!!!”
“*”
"Math is hard. So is Life. So get over it"
my high school quote
Mine is going to be the one from Percy Jackson about crawling through Tartarus. Or maybe the one about waiting in Harry Potter about waiting in Azkaban. We’ll see...
Im a nerd.
d
@@penguinplayzgamez7140 e
I- 😭
"James, don't sing"
years later
"we are young,
life is fun"
wow this is recent
@@allisongryder9945 omg your is tooo
Yasss
It only goes downhill.
autotune
solves all yo problems
0:26 “Math is hard. So is life. Get over it.”
* cries *
*such true words*
Yes
Lol
No
True lol
@@josephroos1962
Lol I hate maths to but I like james :)
FRENCH TRANSLATIONS
3:28
that translates to "are you looking for this or do you just know how to speak French"
(google translate is shitty sometimes)
3:32 translates to "We are not strangers to love to know the rules, and so do I"
3:41 his sister translates to "my name is Jeff"
the one to the left of James translates to "French pineapples should not be on pizza"
the very right one is a pronunciation of "s'il vous plaît" which translates to "please"
3:43 translates to the bee movie script
4:05 translates to "i like it"
Děkuji Mr french guy!
I love that poster,
“Math is hard
So is life,
Get over it”
So if life, it's so is life
@@drewahearn7293 OHH WOW THE TEACHER
@@drewahearn7293 R/Wooosh
"so if life"
“Such is life” - Ned Kelly 1880
The world missed out on having the best math teacher ever.
I hope she made lots of spaghetti nope
MaxMotions yeah :(
He has To Teach me
Nah, his dream would die in the first years of his career like all teachers' dreams.
MaxMotions I
8th grade math teacher. He never yelled at a student, always brought them out the class to talk, gave people multiple chances. He also makes learning interesting. He puts his own flare in his work, and i have so much respect for him.
Choir teacher: James don’t sing
James: makes a very famous song called life is fun
Choir teacher: WAT THE FLIP
Choir teacher: “what da flip? 72 million views!! I have doubted you James!” *Turns out it was all just a dream* James: “life isn’t fun any more” Edit: 73 million views now. Wooow🤯🤪🤪😃
(With autotune)
thx to auto tune james can now sing like a pro
Minecrafter6818 can u sub to me
James: starts counting to ten in French
Me: has a flashback of the traumas that Hamilton brought me
Sarcastic Slagathor 💀 😂
Before I even finished reading your comment, I started singing lol
I was waiting for a comment like this
There is another reference of hamilton. 5:30
Rip philip
The only REAL rule in school:
If the teacher doesn’t show up within 15 minutes, you’re allowed to leave.
Sounds fantastic
That's a lie I looked it up
Wait wat
@@kovirz no it is true in college in some states
Source of Randomness if only
as a choir kid (at a school that doesn't make kids take choir) I can certify our directors literally make us sing individually to find out who has it wrong. most nerve wracking thing ive ever done.
I laughed so hard when the teacher said he’d never missed a class in 20 years and then he didn’t show up the next day. It’s just perfect comedic timing.
my teacher hasnt missed a day in about 30 yrs and I'm just waiting for the day
had that happen with a teacher, she was like "i've only ever missed a class once because i was in hospital" and then next class she wasn't there lmao (cos her daughter was ill)
I thought that the teacher did it as a joke. Every year, we would tell his students "I haven't missed a class in x years." And then not appear the next day.
Yes
Let's remember the time this person had 911 likes
*Teacher:* James *D O N T S I N G*
James: *Makes life is fun*
That's what i thought
C ø m ē d y PANDA 3000 you literally just copied another comment
Ha
Lol
Thanks to auto tune
“You, sing”
“AHHHHHHHHHH”
😂😂 I can’t
Me too 🤣😂
Lol
Goat
That was one of my fav parts 😂
2:06 😭😭 this is too funny
And he sung “WAAAAAAAAA-“
James: You’d pay attention and study for the tests if I was your math teacher, wouldn’t you?
Me: 1,000,000% true
Surfy someone is still probably going to say something and ignore whats in the parentheses
Surfy R/wOoOoSh
Soupfloop r/woooshpooshdoosh
YES
CGN doggo yes
I absolutely agree with the whole “teachers should teach things in interesting ways” thing because my Algebra 1 teacher told us a story for how to simplify square roots, it involved the numbers being in jail, some of them busted out, some didn’t, and for every number that busted out, another of that same number died. Obviously it was a bit more complicated than that, but that was the basic essence, and I never forgot how to simplify square roots.
(Cube roots were the same but with 2 numbers dying for every one of the same number that busted out.)
Jesus Christ loves you and all
My maths teacher made us stand up and used rugby to explain about the gradients and graphs by “rugby tackling” a student to show us the y-intercept. It was funny cos he chose the kid I hated the most. He was and ex-rugby coach and he didn’t harm the student ofc.
@@_RxyRxy_ Nice
Our teacher said that It was a party, and when you factored the number inside the root, if there were 2 (for a square root, three for a cubic root, etc) like a “group of friends” they got to go to the dance (outside the square root) and everyone else had to stay at home (inside the square root)
Idk if that made sense or not, but I tried to explain it
@@izzyclaire5980 Ohhh, cool!
That’s like the opposite of my teacher’s story 😂
James: “If I was your math teacher you would pay attention right”
me: HELL YEAH
Undertale.2015 meh
Fortnite. Hell ya
Me. Undertale for life
Chara
Same as well
Not if he didn’t do TH-cam lol
YES
im rewatching all of your videos that i grew up watching since middle school. Im a junior now and currently have the same really cool and funny ap us history teacher. He likes to making mom jokes and genuinely wants people to learn. THE TEACHERS ARE THE PROBLEM NOT THE STUDENTS!!!
If James was my math teacher I’d actually do the homework.
SAME
I would have just asked how to be a good youtuber
i wouldnt have. i wouldve have just watched his yt videos
He would also be like serious and tell us how actually be an adult and I would do homework from him
Yay
Me in 2020:
Someone says school
"I haven't heard that name in years"
Relatable
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
I know right
Wait you guys dont have to go to school
@@luck_0p975 watch your videos game
If James was my maths teacher, I would flip my table over
Tacos Are cool ._.
If James was my teacher I'd throw my most precious item at the wall and scream *I NEED THERAPY THE ODD1SOUT IS MY DANG TEACHER AHHHHH*!
Math*
Wait in a good way or a bad way?
Moved ;-; can u sub to me i will give u a taco
James being a math teacher would’ve been so interesting I wonder how he good of a teacher he would be.
"Justin birb"
"Rhino-anna"
"Ed shearing"
"Bee-once"
2:26 poster of the funny artists.......
Lol
Oh cool
Would be better of it were justin beaver
@@shilohhuang6207 or justin beeper
he probably couldn’t spell
Teacher: "You sing"
James: **Screams**
Me: **claps** thats Amazing XD
*SCREAMS* IM GONNA SWING- oh your still reading....... ;-;
Lesley Fagan lol
ikr it was perfect
I would have given him an A+
Honestly if I was the teacher I'd do the same as you *claps*
2:07
*how did James describe my whole life in 2 seconds*
little_miss_lolo same here
little_miss_lolo
Hhi
Me to but im in emissional pain
little_miss_lolo u
0:20 *fast forward about 5 years* I’m making a Netflix show!
I watched his Netflix show but my Mamaw got rid of netxflix
“Listen kids, I have 2.7 million subs on TH-cam , so if you want a shout-out, you have to do the homework.”
look at him now
Lol
Hellol
do you like the odd ones out videos
LOL
15.4m subs
James did you know that you teach us everyday?
You teach us to wear our seatbelt
you do
Wow
Not this video
Joe 361 Mr. James*
shut up
“Math is hard”
“So is life”
Get over it.
So relatable 😂
Just why
No, LIFE IS FUN!
Chloe Leighn LoL tho
Pixel Boyz LoL tho
XD
1:35
I can attest to that.
I once read a quora post where a teacher was helping a student with something and she saw another child in class that had a gun and called in a security guard to help, which just goes to show how protective teachers can be of their children and they don't even get paid!
I remember writing a persuasive speech on this in yr 11 because I was genuinely passionate about it and wanted teachers and childcare workers to get paid better and be appreciated more
Praise to all teachers and childcare workers
April, 2017 - 2.7M Subs
August, 2019 - 12.4M Subs
Good work, James 👍
i amFRA 12.5m now
Yes
There is a book series called "Whatever After" And there are 3 best friends (Frankie Robin and Abby) And they have a team called FRA lol
(Actually now it's called Frap because Robin's other friend, Penny joined the team)
@@joyce3057 why is this necessary?
@@blindinginferno just saying
"if for some reason my channel dies"
* now has 14.6 mil subs*
14.7*
14.7 mil...
#14.7
now 14.7
Lil_LyriX, yep lol
“Math is hard”
“So is life”
“Get over it”
You should... Subtract math from life
Wanna know what else is hard? The bible
I saw the board
The board:)
It's not hard
I would have loved to have James as my maths teacher. Growing up with dyscalculia and there not being as much if any attention and help for it as dyslexia made my school days quite difficult for me and I still struggle with basic calculations. James strikes me as the type of teacher who would support me through it.
“Why are they drawn similar?”
“Because I was lazy”
_Proceeds to draw pink striped shirts on every other teacher_
What about his poetry teacher
That was the joke in the video...
Evil Ninja can h sub to me
XD
th-cam.com/video/yiCnxcl7eqY/w-d-xo.html
It's for dedicated teachers 🌼🌼
3:45 I actually learned to count to 9 in French by listening to take a break from hamilton. Literally the first part of the song is Eliza and her son just counting to nine in French
Yeah it good moosical
Same, I was about to comment that!
Saaame!
Legit same
The first time made me laugh lol
I left class once because of the 15 minute rule but saw my professor walking up the stairs.
So i sprinted to the bathroom and acted like that was where I was the whole time (since I came back to class with my backpack).
To this day he thinks I have pooping problems.
AND HE DIDNT EVEN TAKE ATTENDANCE!
Jacadamia Sans was on the call board
Jacadamia ii,j
Jacadamia iii
Jacadamia
1:18 “you shouldn’t smoke in front of children Mr. James…”
Lmao
“No such thing as bad student, only bad teacher” - Miyagism
@Bella Pipiska no karate kid
@Bella Pipiska r u a fellow jessie fan too
zuri just wanted to get that black belt and she ended up breaking a bench
*c l a p i n g i n t e n s e I f i e s*
Ah yes, my favorite artists:Rhioanna, Ed Shearing, Beeoncé, and Justin birb.
I hate Justin birb
@@tej_9963 did you hear his latest song? wormmy
@@anantilaye5671 pls- 😭✋
@@tej_9963 same
Same my favorite is Justin birb!
James: I love Math
Jaiden: I love Math
Adam: I HATE MATH
I ALSO HATE MATH
I LOVE MATH
I HATE MATH
I HATE MATH BUT people say I good at it. Me think I bad tho
Me: I HATE MATH
Honestly people underestimate the French teachers like that.
We had a French teacher like that and honestly she was one of the sweetest, most conscientious and hard-working teachers ever. A lot of people hated her and said they didn't understand, but I paid attention to what she said, and she'd start translating every now and then, and I still remember a little bit of French from back then. I think it's the students' fault
Nobody
Other kids:*sings normally*
More weird kids:*sings nicely*
James:*screams aggressively*
Literally me when I’m singing
@@tamsinsmith4293 lol
OIOIOIOIIOIOIOIIIIIIIIKOOOOOOOOO
@@pwizzle4872 :/
@@pwizzle4872 that’s me when I sing
2:44 It's nice to hear about an art teacher looking at an art style that they don't like and saying that it's okay if you like it.
It seems so common to hear about an art teacher that's elitist about striving for photorealism or that hates anime.
fr
She also pointed out why she doesn’t like it and that someone can be successful
Bros acting like angel
James: " I have 2.7 Million subs on youtube." Well, you're now at 8 times that amount.
Good math
@@conallirvine3391 :)
Well since you said it specifically, Im gonna say that it's technically not 8 yet
@@shatakshi07 yea it would be more right if he said 6×2.7
@@shatakshi07 Yeah probably should have checked with google.
I had a math teacher who left in the middle of my fourth grade. He made learning fractions so fun. (High cap) After he left, it was never the same. We would do bingo every other friday and watch good mythical morning around holidays. If you read this, I missed you, Mr. Knapp. ❤️
"You shouldn't smoke in front of children Mr.James."
Random kid
The odd1sout?
ok
theodd1sout?
love you
tooooooo
G Zeno 666th like o.o
Random kid: then the text
What I learned: Almost all of James' teacher Is blonde and wears pink striped shirt
yeah thats actually true
Lol
No cap
Except the old bloke
LMAFO
4:53 JAIDEN IS IN THE BACKGROUND
I know! :D
Janine Dang and tony
Janine Dang I don't think that's Jaiden, maybe though.
I saw tabbes
so is domics
I love how all the French words James said we're extremely butchered so he can trigger every french person
Even "hexakosiohexekontahexaphobique" ?
@@aadyabaral1790 tu est sûre ?
Mdr
i’m in french immersion and i had just sipped some of my water and the second he started counting i started choking..
@@averageguy22 i dont think he knows
The way James shows comedy is amazing like the joke about you wanting to work in you pajamas and having no shirt on had me in the floor
Same you are really cool and I love your Chanel
Teacher: (points to James) you! Sing!
James: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! (probably also screaming internally)
*Insert Screaming Goat*
Da Qiao & Xiao Qiao YES.
My quirre teacher does that to me, even i am suprised that i wasnt the flat singer
unicorn 251 what is a flat singer?
m.th-cam.com/video/SIaFtAKnqBU/w-d-xo.html
I’m soo jealous I would LOVE to have him as my math teacher! He’s so funny and sarcastic
Too
I used to have a math teacher that gave us lollipops if we won the kahoot... I won 3 out of 5 times B )
STFUN
K A W A I I • C L O U D Z yeah
100th like :D
oui = yes
oui = yes
mon ami = my friend
je m'apelle = my name is
L A F A Y E T T E
that's the only french i know
Everyone give it up for America's favorite fighting Frenchma- FRENCHFRY!
Lafa- LARGE BAGUETTE
thismultifandom trashisfrickindopeyo OMG Y E S
The Lancelot of the revolutionary set
The Lancelot of the revolutionary set!
thismultifandom trashisfrickindopeyo cest la vi mon ami
James: “you would pay attention and study for your tests if I was your math teacher.” “rIGHt?” 😂❤
“I WIsH I cOuLd WoRk iN MY PaJmAS.” 😂❤
My teacher lived at the school.
EDIT: To all the people who asked me if my mom was hot, I don't particularly find her hot, but since my parents had six kids including me, I would say my dad found her hot. (No, I did not frick my mom, Crimson. That's disgusting.) Also, I'm female, y'all.
We were homeschooled.
Bumble Beanie you had random person sleep at your house
@@danharnwell1034 r/whoosh
Ay me too!
My mom is a teacher xD for real
@@coltflash7278 r/itswhooooshwith4os
Choir Teacher: You. Sing.
James: And so I sang...AAAAAHHH!
2:07 Ahhhhhh
Emo Bean Ik lol
Emo Bean me too
Emo Bean so funny
As a french, the french class part was hilarious ( and full of mistakes, that's why it was so funny )
Me too
the whole first part of what the teacher said was a rickroll
and also I am not French but I can speak French
I fucking hate french ( and french people )
ahh the rickroll ı couldnt figure it out without a green owl
3:43 when i went to my french class for the first time 70-100 is so confusing cus its basically (70s) 60-10, 60-10-and-1, 60-12 ------ (80s) 40-20s, 40-20s-and-1, 40,20s-2 (90s) ---- 40-20s-10 so on until 100.
1:15
"You shouldn't smoke in front of children Mr james" 😂😂😂
It's actually 1:18
sour blue melon 1:19
Lol its 1:17 but is funny
sour blue melon hhhhh it's funny
sour blue melon I
To those who advertise their channel in the comments of peoples' videos:
Give up. 1/4,000,000 people with a TH-cam channel actually make it big and I guarantee you that 100% of them that did make it big didn't beg for subscribers. So stop. Try making quality content and letting people find your channel on their own. That's worked for everyone who's ever done well on TH-cam.
SO TRUE!
Burn
Tiger55855 its 1/100,000 and thats fact based
Tiger55855 lol
Quality content worked a long time ago. Since 18 Gb of videos are uploaded a minute, you need help to pop off nowadays
I checked out your channel since I appreciate this comment, and I was BLOWN AWAY! Your videos cracked me up SO HARD, especially your True Motives ones! You deserve tons more subscribers!
Me: **forgets headphones and plays video at full volume*
James: what is a male prostitute?
Mom: 🤨
Amrutha Ayyappan this happened to me too she made me turn it off...little does she know I just put headphones on 😂
Lol
Amrutha Ayyappan same
R.i.p
Me: **forgets he says male prostitute when rewatching**
James: "Male prostitute"
Me:
My dad:
Me:
My dad:
Me:
My dad:Oh is it something like asdfmovie? (He watches asdf movie and he knows i like it too)
Me: k i n d o f-
0:43 I love this line 😂😂😂
I had a math teacher in grade 7 and 8 and he was so freakin awesome and silly, making everyone in my classes ready to learn. he was also the coach for my towns football team, so thats another pro.
It's about retaining the information and make it engaging. Then having the ability to apply it.
was he in new jersey
James: Do you have an explanation on why they are drawn so similar?
James's brain: Yeah, I was lazy.
It's not James's. Every word that ends with s doesn't have s's. It has James' without the S at the end.
Alinek...oh, okay! I didn’t know that. Thank you!😊
So relatable
Bhramar Bar Dalei i
Ot you could’ve just said “His Brain”
2:04
Teacher: *You...SING!*
James: *AHHHHHHHHHHH*
Audience: **claps** 👏🏻
*claps*
👏
👏CLAP👏CLAP👏CLAP👏
👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
2:23 I took choir in 5th grade because my whole life i wanted to be a singer and one day is choir we had auditions for a concert and if you got picked you would have to turn in you permission slip and in the top 50 people and when auditions came i sang my heart out aaaaand i was the ONLY KID IN MY CHOIR CLASS WHO DID NOT GET PICKED! And after that i pretty much gave up on my dream oh becoming a singer
Plot twist: what if the old man always told his new class that he has never missed a year and then the next day doesn’t come to school on purpose-
I-
hmm...
Hey
@@edwinagam6336 Hai?
This happened to me in the first year of busisness school. The teacher said he will punish every one who is late. He was late everyday.
I honestly would do the homework in class when he said that
Same
That is what I doing
I would want to do class if you were my teacher James
Kid: do you know the oddonesout?
James: "well of course I know him. He's me."
Sorry i love star wars and i had to do that.
The bad puns are strong with this one
Me, who has never seen starwars: indeed
GeNeRaL kEnObI
ik that joke was revenge of the sith and "well of course I know him. He's me." was a new hope just would be funny if he said that
Matthew West Matthews my brothers name
funny
That 15 minute rule in college is actually kind of a thing. I looked it up and it said that it is an unwritten rule that if the teacher doesn't show up in the first 15 minutes then most of the students if not all will end up leaving and the teachers cant do really anything if they arrive past the point that students can leave. :)
“Being a teacher would give me free time to draw cartoons,” - um james... have you ever met a teacher
It took me a year to realise the “count to ten” joke. You know how he says the French numbers like an English noob (Neuf - Nerf)? Well 10 is actually Dix and if he said it in English it would sound like dic-
Haha😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
OHHHHHHHH
NOW I GET IT XD
lol you french?
It's pronounced "deece", not "dic-"
@@tranmanhuc6235 but he sucks at it
When he started counting to 10 in French I cried. Rip Phillip Hamilton😭
T H E R E A R E M O M E N T S T H A T T H E W O R D S D O N T R E A C H
Lafayette Baguette Rip John Laurens! Finishing his third pint in heaven!
Lafayette Baguette STAY ALIVE REPRISE INTENSIFIES
GODDAMNIT LIN
AllyCat 013 yeah about that I'm kinda on my 326,269,2684th pint yeah
Lafayette Baguette THERE IS SUFFERING TOO TERRIBLE TO NAME
I once had this substitute that was an old man who sounded like Holmer Simson, and we were working on Valentine’s Day cards. One of the kids in my class was misbehaving and the teacher said THIS to him. “I’m sure someone loves you, but I don’t know who” and I wanted to comfort him tbh
“I have 2.7 million subs on TH-cam”
Me: oh boy....
13.3 mill now
No I don’t care I don’t care I don’t care I don’t care nobody cares OK do you TH-cam and I don’t care
@@antoniagastelum7630 wtf
@@antoniagastelum7630 You okay there bud?
Omg
If James was a math teacher he’d probably let us draw on our paper
Lol true
He would draw on OUR paper.
@@mynameisNebual LOL
He would probably give us extra credit if he liked our drawing and have drawing competitions and host art club
Jesus Christ loves you and all
When James’s art Teacher said o I hate it then the comic said “woah”
Ooo, dooo, 😂 oh my god. At least you tried.
Is no one going to mention how James just Rick Rolled everyone who translated what he was learning in French class? LOL
Where
@Owen360 - Animations ohh
No way! 😲
Pfft Lol
according to all known aviation laws, there is no way bees should be able to fly. its wings come out too small to obtain its small body, large with earth.
The bee, of course, flies anyway because the bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow. Black. Yellow. Black. Yellow. black. Yellow. black. Ooh! black and yellow. Let’s leave a little bit. Barry! Breakfast is ready! coming! wait a second. hello, barry!
When he said that he had 2.7 million subs
Now 14 million
Edit:can you please stop saying any other number , I know
Dave Reynolds yUp!
ikr
Tru
15
Ikr
My old maths teacher was so amazing, she made an F student go to a B+ in a year.
Anime Fangirl my maths teacher sucked, she turned me, a B+ student into an F student. she was a lazy piece of shit who didn't know the course and even admitted not knowing it and kept saying it was a learning experience for us all, spent the whole class trying to do a problem and almost always got it wrong, we frequenly corrected her when she made really stupid mistakes, when she got the question wrong she blamed us for no reason. when ever I told people that my maths teacher sucked they kept telling me it was up to me to learn the material and I cant blame my teacher for not knowing the material, I wanted to hit single person who said that😥😥😥😥. you are one lucky person or I'm one unlucky person
Anime Fangirl all the teacher in my school SUCKS its really suck I'm pretty sure
ButIt'sInBinary ZeroOne depends on what country you are in, I'm from Ireland and we say maths
ButIt'sInBinary ZeroOne I say maths
greywolf 18 Irish bros and yeah
James: i love math
EVERY STUDENT ON THE FACE OF THE WORLD: you did not have a bad schoolhood
I remember back when he had only twenty thousands subs and I thought "man, this guy creates some funny content, he really deserves more subscribers". Well, now he has millions of them, he's second on trending, and he keeps on improving his videos to make them better and better than before. Good job James, you deserve it! :)
Snowy Panda I followed him when he was at 200 subscribers because I followed him on iFunny and tumblr
Snowy Panda i could never agree more
James when I’m watching: “I wanted to be a math teacher”
James when my mom walks in: “I could be a male prostitute”
litteraly anytime im watching foodwars:
This also happens when I’m watching Avatar for some reason
Same!
Your mom does it on purpose
EXACTLYYYYYYY
“I have 2.7 million subscribers”
Damn, he’s gone up almost 12 million in 3 years. Crazy, isn’t it?
not me its a whole different story :(
Charli d’amelio - gains 53 million in less than a year
@@rosie1096 O.O
😮 wow
@@sophietaylour9412 yah thats what i say lol
I'm glad there are people out their that will care about you
'' if teacher doesn't show up in first 15mins...'' in my school...... *deep breath and sigh * ITS A FLIPPING RULE!!!
I'm not in collage yet, but, my Maths teacher told us that it is a rule
Woulves_Souls ...THAT YOU CAN LEEEAAAVVEEE
The poster on the class wall: Math is hard. So is life. Get over it.
Half
Of
My
Energy
Wasted
On
Random
Knowledge
That’s what homework stands for
Wheres the k
Aidan Holland right there
@@Oneillzer aight cool
Good move
Good job daddy
In freshman year I had this English teacher Ms G, and she made us all happy because she treated us like humans so we always did her work
I love how the child says Mr. James so James wouldn’t have to reveal his last name
James did write a book before lol
He revealed his full name several times though..
his full name is james rallison tho
his last name is rallison
THE BOOOOOKK
"If my channel died"
TH-cam: SO YOUR WONDERING IF YOUR CHANNEL IS GONNA DIE EH!?!??!
Odd: Yeah
TH-cam: HERES FUCKING #1 ON TRENDING YOUR CHANNEL AINT EVER GONNA DIE!!!
lol
Shutdown The Gamer
Lol
The youtube gods made him #1 after he said that 😁😂😂
well now he's #2 so the joke makes less sense
Shutdown The Gamer. Yea Rip
Plot twist: all the words james can say in French, he learned on his first day of French.
U know fr u probably right
Jesus. Loves U
C'est pas vrai
That actually makes sense
How is it a plot twist