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  • @crazycrew1284
    @crazycrew1284 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3137

    James:I'm bad at singing
    Also James: *makes a good song*

    • @daniyaparvez2143
      @daniyaparvez2143 5 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      that song is heavily auto tuned and james is actually kinda bad live
      (lol im just saying bc everyone agrees on it and i love james)

    • @davidperalesescalante2548
      @davidperalesescalante2548 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Wait HOW HE MADE A SONG CALL LIFE IS FUN HOW HE MADE THAT IF HE DON'T KNOW HOW TO SING

    • @ihatenfts501
      @ihatenfts501 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      David perales escalante autotune is crazy

    • @user-xx9jr1yb7b
      @user-xx9jr1yb7b 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      we are young

    • @jakeseitz
      @jakeseitz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Yea it’s really autotuned

  • @JasonCravesAttention
    @JasonCravesAttention 4 ปีที่แล้ว +844

    Parents: you'll never make money as a cartoonist
    James: I know I'll be a math teacher, I'll make tons

    • @pauliesamantha8970
      @pauliesamantha8970 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Reality:are you sure about that?

    • @maxxng5362
      @maxxng5362 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@pauliesamantha8970 a ton of weight

    • @melmakesvideos4085
      @melmakesvideos4085 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      J Elvidge ughvhvghn

    • @elizabeth5561
      @elizabeth5561 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'll prove its possible to make lots o cash by doodling,
      Akira Toriyama, the creator of DBZ and Dr. Slump.
      Tite Kubo, the creator of Bleach.
      Just to name a couple

    • @Corgilius
      @Corgilius 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      You forgot a comma

  • @niclasthygekromand1195
    @niclasthygekromand1195 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5517

    "James, don't sing"
    years later
    "we are young,
    life is fun"

  • @Scream_4U1
    @Scream_4U1 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +122

    'YOU! sing.'
    𝗕𝗔𝗛𝗛𝗛𝗛𝗛𝗛𝗛𝗛𝗛𝗛𝗛𝗛𝗛𝗛𝗛𝗛𝗛𝗛𝗛𝗛𝗛𝗛𝗛𝗛𝗛𝗛𝗛𝗛𝗛𝗨𝗛𝗛𝗛𝗛𝗛𝗛𝗛𝗛𝗛𝗛𝗨𝗛𝗛𝗛𝗨 𝗨𝗬𝗛𝗛𝗛

    • @goodtheme-wl1he
      @goodtheme-wl1he หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@Scream_4U1 me: (whispering) bah.

    • @jackie2516
      @jackie2516 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Lolololololol

    • @jackie2516
      @jackie2516 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Lolololololololllllllllllllllllllllll

    • @flasquedreams
      @flasquedreams 20 วันที่ผ่านมา

      “I love singing!!!”
      “*”

  • @neenaoa
    @neenaoa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +850

    "Math is hard. So is Life. So get over it"
    my high school quote

    • @RollerCoasterFan-fq4jf
      @RollerCoasterFan-fq4jf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Mine is going to be the one from Percy Jackson about crawling through Tartarus. Or maybe the one about waiting in Harry Potter about waiting in Azkaban. We’ll see...

    • @yamariezel
      @yamariezel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Im a nerd.

    • @penguinplayzgamez7140
      @penguinplayzgamez7140 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      d

    • @justsmallyt985
      @justsmallyt985 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@penguinplayzgamez7140 e

    • @chloedoodlesstuff8268
      @chloedoodlesstuff8268 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I- 😭

  • @rayyanvids251
    @rayyanvids251 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1862

    0:26 “Math is hard. So is life. Get over it.”
    * cries *
    *such true words*

  • @fixrobertos
    @fixrobertos 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1722

    I love that poster,
    “Math is hard
    So is life,
    Get over it”

    • @drewahearn7293
      @drewahearn7293 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      So if life, it's so is life

    • @Roberb64
      @Roberb64 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@drewahearn7293 OHH WOW THE TEACHER

    • @muzanjackson5199
      @muzanjackson5199 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@drewahearn7293 R/Wooosh

    • @iiruenu8070
      @iiruenu8070 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "so if life"

    • @TheSucram729
      @TheSucram729 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      “Such is life” - Ned Kelly 1880

  • @marktloy4740
    @marktloy4740 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    FRENCH TRANSLATIONS
    3:28
    that translates to "are you looking for this or do you just know how to speak French"
    (google translate is shitty sometimes)
    3:32 translates to "We are not strangers to love to know the rules, and so do I"
    3:41 his sister translates to "my name is Jeff"
    the one to the left of James translates to "French pineapples should not be on pizza"
    the very right one is a pronunciation of "s'il vous plaît" which translates to "please"
    3:43 translates to the bee movie script
    4:05 translates to "i like it"

    • @SOH-bl4mr
      @SOH-bl4mr หลายเดือนก่อน

      Děkuji Mr french guy!

  • @lemonslisterine1862
    @lemonslisterine1862 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21650

    If James was a math teacher, he should animate his lessons.

    • @bliitz_official
      @bliitz_official 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      🤔

    • @pauliesamantha8970
      @pauliesamantha8970 4 ปีที่แล้ว +308

      How about if he was gonna be absent he would animate his lesson?

    • @Neyobe
      @Neyobe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      Yess. Like, THIS IS HOW ALGEBRA WORKS WITH HIS CHARACTER ON IT

    • @lemonslisterine1862
      @lemonslisterine1862 4 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      @@Neyobe No, I meant if he would animate a cartoon demonstrating how to do a problem with animals and such. So kids have a visual representation of math.

    • @tsubakiproductions7802
      @tsubakiproductions7802 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      He should and lessons would be so much fun

  • @Tiger55855
    @Tiger55855 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3218

    To those who advertise their channel in the comments of peoples' videos:
    Give up. 1/4,000,000 people with a TH-cam channel actually make it big and I guarantee you that 100% of them that did make it big didn't beg for subscribers. So stop. Try making quality content and letting people find your channel on their own. That's worked for everyone who's ever done well on TH-cam.

    • @tomw2299
      @tomw2299 7 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      SO TRUE!

    • @HaiiKris
      @HaiiKris 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Burn

    • @whereisirene6431
      @whereisirene6431 7 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Tiger55855 its 1/100,000 and thats fact based

    • @HaZeuestGaming
      @HaZeuestGaming 7 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Tiger55855 lol
      Quality content worked a long time ago. Since 18 Gb of videos are uploaded a minute, you need help to pop off nowadays

    • @tomw2299
      @tomw2299 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I checked out your channel since I appreciate this comment, and I was BLOWN AWAY! Your videos cracked me up SO HARD, especially your True Motives ones! You deserve tons more subscribers!

  • @theinsanerevenger5510
    @theinsanerevenger5510 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    8th grade math teacher. He never yelled at a student, always brought them out the class to talk, gave people multiple chances. He also makes learning interesting. He puts his own flare in his work, and i have so much respect for him.

  • @miloscott6617
    @miloscott6617 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2056

    I laughed so hard when the teacher said he’d never missed a class in 20 years and then he didn’t show up the next day. It’s just perfect comedic timing.

    • @DylanWright-q2l
      @DylanWright-q2l 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      my teacher hasnt missed a day in about 30 yrs and I'm just waiting for the day

    • @dylannoneyabiz2426
      @dylannoneyabiz2426 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      had that happen with a teacher, she was like "i've only ever missed a class once because i was in hospital" and then next class she wasn't there lmao (cos her daughter was ill)

    • @codinghub3759
      @codinghub3759 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I thought that the teacher did it as a joke. Every year, we would tell his students "I haven't missed a class in x years." And then not appear the next day.

    • @hithxerecustomer555
      @hithxerecustomer555 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes

    • @NightwolfPruductions
      @NightwolfPruductions ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Let's remember the time this person had 911 likes

  • @ideklmao5636
    @ideklmao5636 5 ปีที่แล้ว +350

    Choir teacher: James don’t sing
    James: makes a very famous song called life is fun

    • @Minecrafter6818
      @Minecrafter6818 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Choir teacher: WAT THE FLIP

    • @nicoleshusbandclay
      @nicoleshusbandclay 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Choir teacher: “what da flip? 72 million views!! I have doubted you James!” *Turns out it was all just a dream* James: “life isn’t fun any more” Edit: 73 million views now. Wooow🤯🤪🤪😃

    • @anonymouslucario285
      @anonymouslucario285 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      (With autotune)

    • @badpistonyay4166
      @badpistonyay4166 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      thx to auto tune james can now sing like a pro

    • @logi.bearrr
      @logi.bearrr 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Minecrafter6818 can u sub to me

  • @maxmotions1317
    @maxmotions1317 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18378

    The world missed out on having the best math teacher ever.

    • @youngrepublicanusa4975
      @youngrepublicanusa4975 7 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      I hope she made lots of spaghetti nope

    • @wellhellothere4486
      @wellhellothere4486 7 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      MaxMotions yeah :(

    • @psalivah1008
      @psalivah1008 7 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      He has To Teach me

    • @fenrirgg
      @fenrirgg 7 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      Nah, his dream would die in the first years of his career like all teachers' dreams.

    • @owensehgal4113
      @owensehgal4113 7 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      MaxMotions I

  • @netherman118
    @netherman118 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    as a choir kid (at a school that doesn't make kids take choir) I can certify our directors literally make us sing individually to find out who has it wrong. most nerve wracking thing ive ever done.

  • @cassaasmr
    @cassaasmr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +485

    "Justin birb"
    "Rhino-anna"
    "Ed shearing"
    "Bee-once"
    2:26 poster of the funny artists.......

  • @janinedang6854
    @janinedang6854 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2888

    4:53 JAIDEN IS IN THE BACKGROUND

  • @ovoid9851
    @ovoid9851 4 ปีที่แล้ว +667

    James: You’d pay attention and study for the tests if I was your math teacher, wouldn’t you?
    Me: 1,000,000% true

    • @kristi4025
      @kristi4025 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Surfy someone is still probably going to say something and ignore whats in the parentheses

    • @soupfloop1606
      @soupfloop1606 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Surfy R/wOoOoSh

    • @kristi4025
      @kristi4025 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Soupfloop r/woooshpooshdoosh

    • @theminecraftore9162
      @theminecraftore9162 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      YES

    • @joangerretz7168
      @joangerretz7168 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      CGN doggo yes

  • @robley1108
    @robley1108 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    3:31 oh no.... NOOOOOOOOOOO! XD i just got french-rolled!

  • @jsjp822
    @jsjp822 ปีที่แล้ว +396

    I absolutely agree with the whole “teachers should teach things in interesting ways” thing because my Algebra 1 teacher told us a story for how to simplify square roots, it involved the numbers being in jail, some of them busted out, some didn’t, and for every number that busted out, another of that same number died. Obviously it was a bit more complicated than that, but that was the basic essence, and I never forgot how to simplify square roots.
    (Cube roots were the same but with 2 numbers dying for every one of the same number that busted out.)

    • @christiancigarroa2549
      @christiancigarroa2549 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Jesus Christ loves you and all

    • @_RxyRxy_
      @_RxyRxy_ ปีที่แล้ว +9

      My maths teacher made us stand up and used rugby to explain about the gradients and graphs by “rugby tackling” a student to show us the y-intercept. It was funny cos he chose the kid I hated the most. He was and ex-rugby coach and he didn’t harm the student ofc.

    • @jsjp822
      @jsjp822 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@_RxyRxy_ Nice

    • @izzyclaire5980
      @izzyclaire5980 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Our teacher said that It was a party, and when you factored the number inside the root, if there were 2 (for a square root, three for a cubic root, etc) like a “group of friends” they got to go to the dance (outside the square root) and everyone else had to stay at home (inside the square root)
      Idk if that made sense or not, but I tried to explain it

    • @jsjp822
      @jsjp822 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@izzyclaire5980 Ohhh, cool!
      That’s like the opposite of my teacher’s story 😂

  • @laurenoliden347
    @laurenoliden347 5 ปีที่แล้ว +533

    *Teacher:* James *D O N T S I N G*
    James: *Makes life is fun*

    • @safirykat839
      @safirykat839 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That's what i thought

    • @maddieis.stinky8867
      @maddieis.stinky8867 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      C ø m ē d y PANDA 3000 you literally just copied another comment

    • @nah9466
      @nah9466 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ha

    • @jessecaw7
      @jessecaw7 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol

    • @1179next
      @1179next 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Thanks to auto tune

  • @Steelpoly3dJ316
    @Steelpoly3dJ316 3 ปีที่แล้ว +521

    2:44 It's nice to hear about an art teacher looking at an art style that they don't like and saying that it's okay if you like it.
    It seems so common to hear about an art teacher that's elitist about striving for photorealism or that hates anime.

    • @TheMimic-q9b
      @TheMimic-q9b ปีที่แล้ว +4

      fr

    • @SeanAlexander897
      @SeanAlexander897 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      She also pointed out why she doesn’t like it and that someone can be successful

    • @marialupu2615
      @marialupu2615 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bros acting like angel

  • @abichuelacondulce
    @abichuelacondulce หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    im rewatching all of your videos that i grew up watching since middle school. Im a junior now and currently have the same really cool and funny ap us history teacher. He likes to making mom jokes and genuinely wants people to learn. THE TEACHERS ARE THE PROBLEM NOT THE STUDENTS!!!

  • @LEO123-y6g
    @LEO123-y6g 4 ปีที่แล้ว +472

    If James was my maths teacher, I would flip my table over

    • @pistachioflavoredmilk9591
      @pistachioflavoredmilk9591 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tacos Are cool ._.

    • @FadedInk
      @FadedInk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      If James was my teacher I'd throw my most precious item at the wall and scream *I NEED THERAPY THE ODD1SOUT IS MY DANG TEACHER AHHHHH*!

    • @yeetedbanana5631
      @yeetedbanana5631 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Math*

    • @annarectionn
      @annarectionn 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wait in a good way or a bad way?

    • @logi.bearrr
      @logi.bearrr 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Moved ;-; can u sub to me i will give u a taco

  • @bagelman4963
    @bagelman4963 4 ปีที่แล้ว +422

    James: starts counting to ten in French
    Me: has a flashback of the traumas that Hamilton brought me

    • @cloverthehammy8024
      @cloverthehammy8024 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Sarcastic Slagathor 💀 😂

    • @Luna-rw5up
      @Luna-rw5up 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Before I even finished reading your comment, I started singing lol

    • @katherinebotuyan5918
      @katherinebotuyan5918 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I was waiting for a comment like this

    • @gouravsarkar7721
      @gouravsarkar7721 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      There is another reference of hamilton. 5:30

    • @cuppa_noodles1620
      @cuppa_noodles1620 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Rip philip

  • @cabbageboi1448
    @cabbageboi1448 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2497

    James did you know that you teach us everyday?
    You teach us to wear our seatbelt

  • @OmnipresentPotato
    @OmnipresentPotato ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Honestly people underestimate the French teachers like that.
    We had a French teacher like that and honestly she was one of the sweetest, most conscientious and hard-working teachers ever. A lot of people hated her and said they didn't understand, but I paid attention to what she said, and she'd start translating every now and then, and I still remember a little bit of French from back then. I think it's the students' fault

  • @lolosbizarreadventure
    @lolosbizarreadventure 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1487

    2:07
    *how did James describe my whole life in 2 seconds*

  • @neosname1074
    @neosname1074 5 ปีที่แล้ว +536

    April, 2017 - 2.7M Subs
    August, 2019 - 12.4M Subs
    Good work, James 👍

    • @andjelalojpur1143
      @andjelalojpur1143 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      i amFRA 12.5m now

    • @nicreeps
      @nicreeps 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes

    • @joyce3057
      @joyce3057 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      There is a book series called "Whatever After" And there are 3 best friends (Frankie Robin and Abby) And they have a team called FRA lol
      (Actually now it's called Frap because Robin's other friend, Penny joined the team)

    • @blindinginferno
      @blindinginferno 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@joyce3057 why is this necessary?

    • @joyce3057
      @joyce3057 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@blindinginferno just saying

  • @thismultifandomtrashisfric8259
    @thismultifandomtrashisfric8259 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7258

    oui = yes
    oui = yes
    mon ami = my friend
    je m'apelle = my name is
    L A F A Y E T T E
    that's the only french i know

    • @solardriftx1170
      @solardriftx1170 7 ปีที่แล้ว +274

      Everyone give it up for America's favorite fighting Frenchma- FRENCHFRY!
      Lafa- LARGE BAGUETTE

    • @mintymistake976
      @mintymistake976 7 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      thismultifandom trashisfrickindopeyo OMG Y E S

    • @volkiano
      @volkiano 7 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      The Lancelot of the revolutionary set

    • @boops8661
      @boops8661 7 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      The Lancelot of the revolutionary set!

    • @icegod1
      @icegod1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      thismultifandom trashisfrickindopeyo cest la vi mon ami

  • @KC3clips-k
    @KC3clips-k ปีที่แล้ว +5

    “But mr james

  • @noctisluxus
    @noctisluxus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +666

    The only REAL rule in school:
    If the teacher doesn’t show up within 15 minutes, you’re allowed to leave.

    • @annonymous6827
      @annonymous6827 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Sounds fantastic

    • @kovirz
      @kovirz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That's a lie I looked it up

    • @doggorain1027
      @doggorain1027 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Wait wat

    • @vacusbeats1798
      @vacusbeats1798 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@kovirz no it is true in college in some states

    • @attackhelicopter6873
      @attackhelicopter6873 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Source of Randomness if only

  • @joh4578
    @joh4578 4 ปีที่แล้ว +649

    James: “If I was your math teacher you would pay attention right”
    me: HELL YEAH

  • @cynthiagarrett2407
    @cynthiagarrett2407 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4098

    If James was my math teacher I’d actually do the homework.

    • @vikramsundaram2353
      @vikramsundaram2353 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      SAME

    • @C00ike
      @C00ike 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I would have just asked how to be a good youtuber

    • @ruby.queenofthischatalt4697
      @ruby.queenofthischatalt4697 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      i wouldnt have. i wouldve have just watched his yt videos

    • @Hulksmashbigman
      @Hulksmashbigman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He would also be like serious and tell us how actually be an adult and I would do homework from him

    • @christopherspaid6950
      @christopherspaid6950 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yay

  • @eddiespagetti2798
    @eddiespagetti2798 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    James being a math teacher would’ve been so interesting I wonder how he good of a teacher he would be.

  • @merlealexander7123
    @merlealexander7123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2329

    “Listen kids, I have 2.7 million subs on TH-cam , so if you want a shout-out, you have to do the homework.”
    look at him now

  • @drealbean4468
    @drealbean4468 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3289

    My teacher lived at the school.
    EDIT: To all the people who asked me if my mom was hot, I don't particularly find her hot, but since my parents had six kids including me, I would say my dad found her hot. (No, I did not frick my mom, Crimson. That's disgusting.) Also, I'm female, y'all.
    We were homeschooled.

    • @danharnwell1034
      @danharnwell1034 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Bumble Beanie you had random person sleep at your house

    • @coltflash7278
      @coltflash7278 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@danharnwell1034 r/whoosh

    • @dolphindreamer8739
      @dolphindreamer8739 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Ay me too!

    • @peachy6209
      @peachy6209 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      My mom is a teacher xD for real

    • @arianiss
      @arianiss 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@coltflash7278 r/itswhooooshwith4os

  • @anantilaye5671
    @anantilaye5671 3 ปีที่แล้ว +843

    Ah yes, my favorite artists:Rhioanna, Ed Shearing, Beeoncé, and Justin birb.

  • @eneiatheidiot
    @eneiatheidiot หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    2:06 😭😭 this is too funny

  • @juliettetessier727
    @juliettetessier727 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2953

    "if for some reason my channel dies"
    * now has 14.6 mil subs*

  • @laya3936
    @laya3936 5 ปีที่แล้ว +830

    “Math is hard”
    “So is life”
    Get over it.
    So relatable 😂

    • @aneurysm.
      @aneurysm. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Just why

    • @teabrunch
      @teabrunch 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      No, LIFE IS FUN!

    • @laya3936
      @laya3936 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Chloe Leighn LoL tho

    • @laya3936
      @laya3936 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pixel Boyz LoL tho

    • @laya3936
      @laya3936 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      XD

  • @cristenhughes2734
    @cristenhughes2734 6 ปีที่แล้ว +238

    2:04
    Teacher: *You...SING!*
    James: *AHHHHHHHHHHH*
    Audience: **claps** 👏🏻

  • @s1lly_m0th
    @s1lly_m0th ปีที่แล้ว +34

    0:20 *fast forward about 5 years* I’m making a Netflix show!

    • @KittenAngel16
      @KittenAngel16 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I watched his Netflix show but my Mamaw got rid of netxflix

  • @jimboi6270
    @jimboi6270 3 ปีที่แล้ว +339

    “No such thing as bad student, only bad teacher” - Miyagism

    • @fantasypencil6045
      @fantasypencil6045 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Bella Pipiska no karate kid

    • @butter.oi.
      @butter.oi. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Bella Pipiska r u a fellow jessie fan too
      zuri just wanted to get that black belt and she ended up breaking a bench

    • @madeleinemartin962
      @madeleinemartin962 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *c l a p i n g i n t e n s e I f i e s*

  • @Jacadamia
    @Jacadamia 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5639

    I left class once because of the 15 minute rule but saw my professor walking up the stairs.
    So i sprinted to the bathroom and acted like that was where I was the whole time (since I came back to class with my backpack).
    To this day he thinks I have pooping problems.

    • @Jacadamia
      @Jacadamia 7 ปีที่แล้ว +334

      AND HE DIDNT EVEN TAKE ATTENDANCE!

    • @drawer1386
      @drawer1386 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Jacadamia Sans was on the call board

    • @origamiwithrami
      @origamiwithrami 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jacadamia ii,j

    • @breeagpaoa2899
      @breeagpaoa2899 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jacadamia iii

    • @monkeyman8329
      @monkeyman8329 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jacadamia

  • @zal896
    @zal896 4 ปีที่แล้ว +695

    James: I love Math
    Jaiden: I love Math
    Adam: I HATE MATH

  • @gzeno7316
    @gzeno7316 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2199

    "You shouldn't smoke in front of children Mr.James."
    Random kid

  • @HollowHeretic
    @HollowHeretic 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I would have loved to have James as my maths teacher. Growing up with dyscalculia and there not being as much if any attention and help for it as dyslexia made my school days quite difficult for me and I still struggle with basic calculations. James strikes me as the type of teacher who would support me through it.

  • @BROWTFIDKWGATISTHIS
    @BROWTFIDKWGATISTHIS 4 ปีที่แล้ว +368

    I’m soo jealous I would LOVE to have him as my math teacher! He’s so funny and sarcastic

  • @oconnell.shannon
    @oconnell.shannon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +181

    3:45 I actually learned to count to 9 in French by listening to take a break from hamilton. Literally the first part of the song is Eliza and her son just counting to nine in French

  • @rayompaculares
    @rayompaculares 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1223

    What I learned: Almost all of James' teacher Is blonde and wears pink striped shirt

  • @Aashbard01
    @Aashbard01 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    1:35
    I can attest to that.
    I once read a quora post where a teacher was helping a student with something and she saw another child in class that had a gun and called in a security guard to help, which just goes to show how protective teachers can be of their children and they don't even get paid!
    I remember writing a persuasive speech on this in yr 11 because I was genuinely passionate about it and wanted teachers and childcare workers to get paid better and be appreciated more
    Praise to all teachers and childcare workers

  • @Andi-ox5nz
    @Andi-ox5nz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +569

    Me in 2020:
    Someone says school
    "I haven't heard that name in years"

  • @sc3ty150
    @sc3ty150 4 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    I honestly would do the homework in class when he said that

  • @kadewylde4128
    @kadewylde4128 3 ปีที่แล้ว +775

    James: " I have 2.7 Million subs on youtube." Well, you're now at 8 times that amount.

    • @conallirvine3391
      @conallirvine3391 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Good math

    • @kadewylde4128
      @kadewylde4128 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@conallirvine3391 :)

    • @jeal5022
      @jeal5022 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Well since you said it specifically, Im gonna say that it's technically not 8 yet

    • @conallirvine3391
      @conallirvine3391 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@shatakshi07 yea it would be more right if he said 6×2.7

    • @kadewylde4128
      @kadewylde4128 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@shatakshi07 Yeah probably should have checked with google.

  • @Fir_on_pawz
    @Fir_on_pawz 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I had a math teacher who left in the middle of my fourth grade. He made learning fractions so fun. (High cap) After he left, it was never the same. We would do bingo every other friday and watch good mythical morning around holidays. If you read this, I missed you, Mr. Knapp. ❤️

  • @bennettfleming4209
    @bennettfleming4209 2 ปีที่แล้ว +212

    I had a math teacher in grade 7 and 8 and he was so freakin awesome and silly, making everyone in my classes ready to learn. he was also the coach for my towns football team, so thats another pro.

    • @Jim87_36
      @Jim87_36 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It's about retaining the information and make it engaging. Then having the ability to apply it.

    • @YashPatel-oy1bn
      @YashPatel-oy1bn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      was he in new jersey

  • @3bvhs
    @3bvhs 6 ปีที่แล้ว +313

    Teacher: "You sing"
    James: **Screams**
    Me: **claps** thats Amazing XD

    • @lesleyfagan9128
      @lesleyfagan9128 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      *SCREAMS* IM GONNA SWING- oh your still reading....... ;-;

    • @3bvhs
      @3bvhs 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lesley Fagan lol

    • @DioBrando-tg4ij
      @DioBrando-tg4ij 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ikr it was perfect

    • @soggabossfight7171
      @soggabossfight7171 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I would have given him an A+

    • @mickhaellamalpica
      @mickhaellamalpica 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Honestly if I was the teacher I'd do the same as you *claps*

  • @hshshshsbnsnsjs2848
    @hshshshsbnsnsjs2848 5 ปีที่แล้ว +335

    Beeoncé Justin Birb Rhinoanna Edd Shearing
    Did anyone else notice that?

  • @goldenorbstudios
    @goldenorbstudios 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    If you taught math with cartoons I would be a math major lol

  • @kosamekii
    @kosamekii 5 ปีที่แล้ว +734

    “Math is hard”
    “So is life”
    “Get over it”

  • @devanshi864
    @devanshi864 4 ปีที่แล้ว +435

    Justin birb
    Beeonce
    Ed Shearing
    Rhinoanna
    Oh james I can't even

    • @jimmybutler7280
      @jimmybutler7280 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      niella 12 ikr

    • @tanniehammiegaming1775
      @tanniehammiegaming1775 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Rihanna is my all time favourite 😍 I’ve been singing and dancing to her since I was 2

    • @devanshi864
      @devanshi864 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@tanniehammiegaming1775 you mean Rhinoanna👀

    • @tanniehammiegaming1775
      @tanniehammiegaming1775 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      niella 12 🤣

    • @wonderrxo2904
      @wonderrxo2904 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Beyhive where you at 🐝🐝

  • @babygagastands4aby
    @babygagastands4aby 5 ปีที่แล้ว +219

    “You, sing”
    “AHHHHHHHHHH”
    😂😂 I can’t

  • @afkdiazz
    @afkdiazz ปีที่แล้ว +3

    That 15 minute rule in college is actually kind of a thing. I looked it up and it said that it is an unwritten rule that if the teacher doesn't show up in the first 15 minutes then most of the students if not all will end up leaving and the teachers cant do really anything if they arrive past the point that students can leave. :)

  • @jude_10
    @jude_10 4 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    When James’s art Teacher said o I hate it then the comic said “woah”

  • @sofiapharand6515
    @sofiapharand6515 5 ปีที่แล้ว +396

    I am French.
    When I read the French thought bubbles I laughed my head on ff because...
    “Les ananas françaises ne doivent pas être sur une pizza”
    Means......
    French Pineapples shouldn’t be on pizza.

    • @ZachariahMBaird
      @ZachariahMBaird 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Pineapple pizza is the only acceptable pizza.

    • @zzo369
      @zzo369 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      What's the pizza thingy 😂

    • @standardchanneliconj4516
      @standardchanneliconj4516 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Well i like pineapples on pizza and i AM TRIGGERED
      You know why?
      I am Asian

    • @zzo369
      @zzo369 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh , OK , I didn't know

    • @sofiapharand6515
      @sofiapharand6515 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hahahahahhah

  • @davehollymax
    @davehollymax 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1224

    When he said that he had 2.7 million subs
    Now 14 million
    Edit:can you please stop saying any other number , I know

  • @YourZforce
    @YourZforce ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Ooo, dooo, 😂 oh my god. At least you tried.

  • @amruthaayyappan5927
    @amruthaayyappan5927 5 ปีที่แล้ว +615

    Me: **forgets headphones and plays video at full volume*
    James: what is a male prostitute?
    Mom: 🤨

    • @bellaluckmann2892
      @bellaluckmann2892 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Amrutha Ayyappan this happened to me too she made me turn it off...little does she know I just put headphones on 😂

    • @weirdsauce5964
      @weirdsauce5964 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lol

    • @markhammond5090
      @markhammond5090 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Amrutha Ayyappan same

    • @iamacranker9095
      @iamacranker9095 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      R.i.p

    • @ekobutter
      @ekobutter 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Me: **forgets he says male prostitute when rewatching**
      James: "Male prostitute"
      Me:
      My dad:
      Me:
      My dad:
      Me:
      My dad:Oh is it something like asdfmovie? (He watches asdf movie and he knows i like it too)
      Me: k i n d o f-

  • @tobbymango
    @tobbymango 4 ปีที่แล้ว +317

    For those who don't get the French counting joke:
    10 in French is dix, pronounced dees. Since he was
    mispronouncing the words, he didn't want to say
    Dix cause...

  • @gdnostalgik4009
    @gdnostalgik4009 5 ปีที่แล้ว +260

    Jeporady Categories:
    Fan fiction Lore
    M&M colors
    Sexy Lizards
    Guess that butt
    Random James trivia
    Puns
    Not how I remember it...
    Look at 0:06 and turn speed to x0.5 or slower

  • @ExityOfficial
    @ExityOfficial ปีที่แล้ว +1

    In 7th grade I had 3 math teachers, One in the fall, one in December early January, then they finally got someone stable, I haven’t even talked how I had 4 ELA teachers in 4 months

  • @bernixd7568
    @bernixd7568 5 ปีที่แล้ว +158

    It took me a year to realise the “count to ten” joke. You know how he says the French numbers like an English noob (Neuf - Nerf)? Well 10 is actually Dix and if he said it in English it would sound like dic-

  • @landoloetschers5863
    @landoloetschers5863 2 ปีที่แล้ว +538

    If James was a math teacher he’d probably let us draw on our paper

    • @zackcraft2454
      @zackcraft2454 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lol true

    • @mynameisNebual
      @mynameisNebual 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      He would draw on OUR paper.

    • @TheMimic-q9b
      @TheMimic-q9b ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@mynameisNebual LOL

    • @Masondoesstuff618
      @Masondoesstuff618 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He would probably give us extra credit if he liked our drawing and have drawing competitions and host art club

    • @christiancigarroa2549
      @christiancigarroa2549 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jesus Christ loves you and all

  • @lignox7570
    @lignox7570 2 ปีที่แล้ว +457

    As a french, the french class part was hilarious ( and full of mistakes, that's why it was so funny )

    • @simpleminded1975
      @simpleminded1975 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Me too

    • @micaelabb6839
      @micaelabb6839 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      the whole first part of what the teacher said was a rickroll

    • @micaelabb6839
      @micaelabb6839 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      and also I am not French but I can speak French

    • @Alan-xg4yr
      @Alan-xg4yr 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I fucking hate french ( and french people )

    • @zeinette_
      @zeinette_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ahh the rickroll ı couldnt figure it out without a green owl

  • @smallsavage1297
    @smallsavage1297 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    2:28 those POSTERS-
    Justin BIRB, BEEoncé, Ed SHEARING, RHINOanna

  • @Oldaccount-hb4vw
    @Oldaccount-hb4vw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    “Being a teacher would give me free time to draw cartoons,” - um james... have you ever met a teacher

  • @arcadeyao673
    @arcadeyao673 4 ปีที่แล้ว +274

    Nobody
    Other kids:*sings normally*
    More weird kids:*sings nicely*
    James:*screams aggressively*

    • @tamsinsmith4293
      @tamsinsmith4293 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Literally me when I’m singing

    • @arcadeyao673
      @arcadeyao673 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@tamsinsmith4293 lol

    • @pwizzle4872
      @pwizzle4872 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      OIOIOIOIIOIOIOIIIIIIIIKOOOOOOOOO

    • @arcadeyao673
      @arcadeyao673 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@pwizzle4872 :/

    • @tamsinsmith4293
      @tamsinsmith4293 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@pwizzle4872 that’s me when I sing

  • @jedi_cat_l4976
    @jedi_cat_l4976 4 ปีที่แล้ว +542

    Kid: do you know the oddonesout?
    James: "well of course I know him. He's me."
    Sorry i love star wars and i had to do that.

    • @Bonkers-yl2jd
      @Bonkers-yl2jd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      The bad puns are strong with this one

    • @Emo.Squidward3
      @Emo.Squidward3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Me, who has never seen starwars: indeed

    • @thegogglesfam352
      @thegogglesfam352 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      GeNeRaL kEnObI
      ik that joke was revenge of the sith and "well of course I know him. He's me." was a new hope just would be funny if he said that

    • @WOW-ho9lv
      @WOW-ho9lv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Matthew West Matthews my brothers name

    • @dazedvoice4806
      @dazedvoice4806 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      funny

  • @yourfavoritemonkey10
    @yourfavoritemonkey10 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    4:17 YES SAME!!!

  • @quentintackitt5608
    @quentintackitt5608 6 ปีที่แล้ว +164

    I would love to have you as a math teacher james

  • @Weevilyre
    @Weevilyre 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1535

    "If my channel died"
    TH-cam: SO YOUR WONDERING IF YOUR CHANNEL IS GONNA DIE EH!?!??!
    Odd: Yeah
    TH-cam: HERES FUCKING #1 ON TRENDING YOUR CHANNEL AINT EVER GONNA DIE!!!

  • @polar7446
    @polar7446 6 ปีที่แล้ว +316

    *December 2018 - James has 9.7 million subscribers.*

  • @Gam3r36O
    @Gam3r36O หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Im just gonna say that if James was my math teacher, I wouldn’t have to study at all

  • @AiYa.Ya15
    @AiYa.Ya15 3 ปีที่แล้ว +163

    I honestly like my school because of how supportive the teacher is and how they actually explains everything well

  • @tovulpes
    @tovulpes 5 ปีที่แล้ว +186

    '' if teacher doesn't show up in first 15mins...'' in my school...... *deep breath and sigh * ITS A FLIPPING RULE!!!

    • @samdrawing7370
      @samdrawing7370 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm not in collage yet, but, my Maths teacher told us that it is a rule

    • @reaganmcdaniel5014
      @reaganmcdaniel5014 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Woulves_Souls ...THAT YOU CAN LEEEAAAVVEEE

  • @solorzanoarl8562
    @solorzanoarl8562 3 ปีที่แล้ว +437

    Plot twist: what if the old man always told his new class that he has never missed a year and then the next day doesn’t come to school on purpose-

    • @KatesArchiveLol
      @KatesArchiveLol 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I-

    • @CaptJCB_
      @CaptJCB_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      hmm...

    • @edwinagam6336
      @edwinagam6336 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hey

    • @solorzanoarl8562
      @solorzanoarl8562 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@edwinagam6336 Hai?

    • @brokkrep
      @brokkrep 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      This happened to me in the first year of busisness school. The teacher said he will punish every one who is late. He was late everyday.

  • @yasqueen9376
    @yasqueen9376 ปีที่แล้ว

    My favorite teacher is my current ELA teacher. We have an end of year project where we have to make a project based on something we love. We can do any topic as long as we feel a strong passion towards it, and we can do any format. What I’ve done for it is some of my best damn work in all 8 years of school I’ve done (8th grade) partly because it’s about something I love, and partly because my teacher is so amazing. If this is the last assignment im going to turn into her before going to high school where she won’t be a part of my day im going to make this assignment amazing. If every teacher could make class so amazing that a student will spend all their free time completely absorbed in a school project without any prompting they’re doing something right (im generally a very “lazy student” aka, ADHD we love it dont we?)

  • @sw6nky
    @sw6nky 5 ปีที่แล้ว +778

    “I have 2.7 million subs on TH-cam”
    Me: oh boy....

    • @tayloraltmiller9529
      @tayloraltmiller9529 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      13.3 mill now

    • @antoniagastelum7630
      @antoniagastelum7630 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      No I don’t care I don’t care I don’t care I don’t care nobody cares OK do you TH-cam and I don’t care

    • @stop3781
      @stop3781 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@antoniagastelum7630 wtf

    • @tayloraltmiller9529
      @tayloraltmiller9529 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@antoniagastelum7630 You okay there bud?

    • @mrgecko342
      @mrgecko342 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Omg

  • @e.r.g6681
    @e.r.g6681 5 ปีที่แล้ว +494

    Won’t make any money drawing cartoons....
    Has over 12million subs on TH-cam
    Has over 30million views on nearly every video on TH-cam..
    Me: You sure about that money thing?

  • @jarenfrederick
    @jarenfrederick 4 ปีที่แล้ว +566

    “Why are they drawn similar?”
    “Because I was lazy”
    _Proceeds to draw pink striped shirts on every other teacher_

    • @abstractstudios4234
      @abstractstudios4234 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      What about his poetry teacher

    • @M3I0n_Me
      @M3I0n_Me 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That was the joke in the video...

    • @logi.bearrr
      @logi.bearrr 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Evil Ninja can h sub to me

    • @maxclark3245
      @maxclark3245 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      XD

    • @osamalaith3720
      @osamalaith3720 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/yiCnxcl7eqY/w-d-xo.html
      It's for dedicated teachers 🌼🌼

  • @FrankMiklaski
    @FrankMiklaski ปีที่แล้ว +2

    In the beginning it says cash for the chariters 420 and 69 you know he did this intricately

  • @xoxo_xoxo..
    @xoxo_xoxo.. 6 ปีที่แล้ว +212

    1:15
    "You shouldn't smoke in front of children Mr james" 😂😂😂

  • @slothztube7822
    @slothztube7822 6 ปีที่แล้ว +171

    I would die to have you as a math teacher

    • @laqundrabarnett9473
      @laqundrabarnett9473 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same!

    • @444.0l
      @444.0l 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      you wouldn’t have him you were dead ecks dee

    • @veyamarie1506
      @veyamarie1506 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      adam. wait.... did you just say ecks dee - instead of XD

    • @veyamarie1506
      @veyamarie1506 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      adam. Try learning text slang Grandma

    • @444.0l
      @444.0l 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@veyamarie1506 bruh what age even are you do you even know what being ironic is no one says "xd" that's gay af

  • @cytixal4706
    @cytixal4706 4 ปีที่แล้ว +660

    I love how all the French words James said we're extremely butchered so he can trigger every french person

    • @averageguy22
      @averageguy22 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Even "hexakosiohexekontahexaphobique" ?

    • @averageguy22
      @averageguy22 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@aadyabaral1790 tu est sûre ?

    • @kilyan2gatien958
      @kilyan2gatien958 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Mdr

    • @kayleekirkpatrick9193
      @kayleekirkpatrick9193 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      i’m in french immersion and i had just sipped some of my water and the second he started counting i started choking..

    • @chongus3092
      @chongus3092 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@averageguy22 i dont think he knows

  • @michelleduffy7826
    @michelleduffy7826 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    If you were my math teacher, I would literally pay attention all the time be the best teacher ever

  • @Ryder-md1cs
    @Ryder-md1cs 5 ปีที่แล้ว +280

    3:28 I speak French. The board says "Are you looking for this, or do you just speak French?"

    • @FoxxAngel_
      @FoxxAngel_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Bien, tu veux une médaille ?

    • @napster7413
      @napster7413 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Bravo mec mais c'est pas très compliqué comme phrase

    • @Ryder-md1cs
      @Ryder-md1cs 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@FoxxAngel_ Je disais juste au cas où les gens se demandaient

    • @ChiefBigNut
      @ChiefBigNut 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ryder Stanley You didn’t even translate it right...

    • @XxTimTheYNxX
      @XxTimTheYNxX 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      No it says: Did you look for this, do you just know how to speak French?

  • @ac4323
    @ac4323 5 ปีที่แล้ว +136

    The poster on the class wall: Math is hard. So is life. Get over it.

  • @digijade5245
    @digijade5245 6 ปีที่แล้ว +164

    Teacher: (points to James) you! Sing!
    James: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! (probably also screaming internally)

    • @sarameiwayne2816
      @sarameiwayne2816 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      *Insert Screaming Goat*

    • @digijade5245
      @digijade5245 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Da Qiao & Xiao Qiao YES.

    • @unicorn2519
      @unicorn2519 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      My quirre teacher does that to me, even i am suprised that i wasnt the flat singer

    • @digijade5245
      @digijade5245 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      unicorn 251 what is a flat singer?

    • @ttbonestodd
      @ttbonestodd 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      m.th-cam.com/video/SIaFtAKnqBU/w-d-xo.html