This is truly next level bullying. Not only are they teaming on him, but he can't complain about it because they gave him five stars. It's like when I gave someone a piece of candy and then proceeded to stomp his head into the curb.
Wow. What a rollercoaster. I was totally rooting for Connor the entire time and told my friends "They sure are awful mean to Connor." and then I got to 1:07:49 and realized how much of a fool I was. Oh Connor, you thought you could beguile me with your charm? You're slick, but even I was able to catch on to your wiley ways. Once 1:07:49 rolled around, I told all my friends "Actually, Connor deserves all of this. I hope he loses a game of Mario Party against Alpharad." Anyways, great video. The antiperspirant joke made me laugh so hard, I vomited all over my computer screen and fried the motherboard. I had to drive to the library just to write this comment. Luckily Best Buy Geek Squad (tm) has me covered. I just showed them this video and then they too vomited all over their computer screens. We all are getting new computers. God Bless. I love you.
I literally clicked on this video thinking it was a clip without looking at the timestamp and thought to myself 5 minutes in "man, this is a long leadup for a bit"
4:06 "We had Josh on here, recently." Calling it now: the Josh session was filmed the same day they filmed the "Josh FamSquad Drama Arc" videos, hence why he was tired and sad in them. EDIT: 6:17 The Texas thing they mentioned happened March 1st, so I _might_ be correct.
It's impossible to not like Kirby, remain strong and cancel the funny pants man. If it helps, he also indirectly supports sonic '06 as the actor for a fictional character based on sonic '06, and I think that's definitely worth cancelling even without all the other stuff that he did.
At around 24:50, when Alpharad was told he was brave for saying what he did put in the open, I don’t think anyone would really be that surprised. This is the man who had no problem torturing his friends in an inescapable escape room half a year ago.
It’s amazing how influential Connor is with dream SMP despite not being relevant on the SMP itself. If a normal person was to name DSMP members Connor would probably be the top of the list, but a dream stan probably wouldn’t mention him.
actually a dream stan might mention him because in the lore hes canonically dream's son??? his other parent is sonic the hedgehog. no fucking idea why or how. thats all the dsmp lore i know other than wilbur fucked a fish and philza married a samsung smart fridge.
Don't worry about forgetting the alpharad plus password Jacob. The governor of Hawaii forgot his password too when he was trying to tell the people of Hawaii that the nuclear missile alarm was a false alarm. It happens to all of us.
the fact that it took me about a full minute of scrolling through comments to find anyone mentioning that there was no game audio says a lot about this channel's fanbase.
@@co5micwaffle742the game audio is there until around 21:30 and then it slowly fades out over about 10 seconds. i'm autistic and also studying live production including sound design so i would be the type of person to notice it
I am ashamed to once call myself a Connoreatspants fan, I feel disgusted and outright gross because of what he's done. I'm sorry you had to hide this, I'm glad the truth is finally coming out..
As a gay man, living in Texas and being gay is, in fact, miserable, but I’m white and single so I can get away with it for a while until I get a boyfriend
Hearing everyone talk about cheating on tests reminds me of a time where my history teacher left the answer key on the back of the test so I cheated by using that and then before anyone else found out I told the teacher about how she left it stapled so she would remove it from everyone else.
The biggest controversy I can think of alpharad being in is that one time he passed off the fire emblem community by try to get people to vote for Robin in one of those choose your legends events in Feh
4:50 Actually, Ted Cruz is a senator from Texas, he’s not the governor of Texas, at the time of the upload that is a man named Greg Abbott. Rookie mistake, honest mistake, no big deal
In case I ever blow up with my 1 video per year upload schedule, I'd like to state on the record that I am pro anti sexism. I'm excited to announce this on the video of my closest friend, parasocially of course
The only problem that everyone has overlooked about ConnorEatsPants is that his Acronym is CEP.....which taking out the E its CP which means Connor hates Club Penguin 🐧
A few times I cheated on tests in high school by writing the answers on a piece of paper I kept in my pencil case in Russian, but written in the Hebrew alphabet, not the Cyrrilic script (Russian alphabet). I took that extra precaution because in my high school there were a few students and one or two teachers that knew how to read Russian and could rat me out if the teach showed em the paper. But being the only person who both spoke Russian and could read Hebrew, I was most likely the only person in my country (France) who could even begin to decode that paper. And if the teacher asked about the paper, I could just say "Oh don't worry, I'm just currently learning Hebrew so I have the alphabet written down. So I can glance at it often enough and memorize it.". I know I probably sound insanely paranoid but I took every precaution I could, man.
25:35 find it funny how people got mad over that and not his video literally called "wizard hitler" that was about him using that name in a harry potter roblox rp server (and generally his old videos from like 2013-2015 were filled with ww2 jokes)
Being a fan of Alpharad Deluxe is like being a fan of ConnorEatsPants before he was cancelled
I was hoping someone would say that
More like before ConnorEatsPants made the fatal “🤝” tweet
Being a fan of ConnorEatsPants is like being a fan of ConnorEatsPants before he was on the Dream SMP
Being a fan of ConnorEatsPants is like having an Icarus Complex before Alpharad flew too close to the sun
as funny as this comment is, dash's antiperspirant joke is still the funniest comment on this video
icarus complexes are just gambling addictions waiting to happen
You really are the punchline dispenser of TH-cam Comments.
@@QyfieK I would agree, but that might be flying too close to the sun
Your comment gave me a brain complex
i cant believe that dash's antiperspirant joke is still the funniest joke in this episode
are people ever going to stop posting this? i hope not lol
@@Zygeist1 we will only stop posting it when dash's antiperspirant joke stops being the funniest joke in the episode
@@ererer9860 good, that means they will never stop being posted
truuuuuuuue
This is truly next level bullying.
Not only are they teaming on him, but he can't complain about it because they gave him five stars.
It's like when I gave someone a piece of candy and then proceeded to stomp his head into the curb.
Perfect Logic. I Killed Ya Wife? Here's A Snickers.
@@MightyMageGames That snickers though...
@@MightyMageGames you're not you when you're hungry.
@@MightyMageGames makes up for it tbh
"he went up to the thwomp, spent all his coins on it, and left the game."
God-tier trolling.
went out on his own terms
Is it me or does Connors presence always gets everyone around them to lower their voices during conversation?
He has a very calming presence. After all, he was on the Dream SMP
@@RandomUser11170 TRUE
do you think he emits some sort of pheromones similar to snoop dogs weed pheromones?
what do you expect from the man who killed shroud
@@RandomUser11170 As everyone knows, the Dream SMP is a very calm place where nothing chaotic ever happens.
Connor is like the bridge between every community on the internet
No, I think thats Ludwig
More like Jschlatt
@@invertebrado @Killer Koalafied you are both wrong it's deffo Connor.
@@ItsAmber1 kay, mate
ConnorEatsPants is the closest link between Alpharad and myself
Wow. What a rollercoaster. I was totally rooting for Connor the entire time and told my friends "They sure are awful mean to Connor." and then I got to 1:07:49 and realized how much of a fool I was. Oh Connor, you thought you could beguile me with your charm? You're slick, but even I was able to catch on to your wiley ways. Once 1:07:49 rolled around, I told all my friends "Actually, Connor deserves all of this. I hope he loses a game of Mario Party against Alpharad." Anyways, great video. The antiperspirant joke made me laugh so hard, I vomited all over my computer screen and fried the motherboard. I had to drive to the library just to write this comment. Luckily Best Buy Geek Squad (tm) has me covered. I just showed them this video and then they too vomited all over their computer screens. We all are getting new computers. God Bless. I love you.
no he was based for it :)
moyai
this was beautiful
This episode is already a banger unless they start talking about Jawsh.
Edit: They talked about Jawsh
Bucket list
If you complain about talking about Jawsh, then you're becoming the very thing you sought to destroy :)
When please tell me, give me time stamp it's too scary
@@RandomUser11170 fuck you're right fam, better to memory hole him and never give anyone the chance to process it
and it hasn’t even been 5 minutes into the vid
Being a fan of ConnorEatsPants is like being a fan of Alpharad Deluxe before Jawsh left the #FAMSQUAD
i saw you in connors comment section
@ I didn't
I literally clicked on this video thinking it was a clip without looking at the timestamp and thought to myself 5 minutes in "man, this is a long leadup for a bit"
"This is the longest 20 second clip I have ever seen"
They would definitely do a 1 hour leadup for a bit though let’s be honest
in the last 10 seconds connor just says a slur, everybody goes silent, and then video ends
4:06 "We had Josh on here, recently."
Calling it now: the Josh session was filmed the same day they filmed the "Josh FamSquad Drama Arc" videos, hence why he was tired and sad in them.
EDIT: 6:17 The Texas thing they mentioned happened March 1st, so I _might_ be correct.
Josh session was filmed on January 10th
@@papertiger4525 Hence "recently".
Dash recognizing his devious nature is the biggest character development I’ve ever seen.
and yet dash’s antiperspirant joke is still the funniest joke to date
@chacha wtf are you; talking about
@chacha Miss!
@@ICantThinkOfAFunnyHandle replying to a bot with “miss!” is a hit
I like the part where they cancel "insert name of the person", very funny. Hope they do this gain 🤠
I also hope they do this gain 🤠
who are you quoting
@@moongirl-d9h Hope they do this gain 🤠
almost as funny as dash’s antiperspirant joke
I was all for canceling this person I don't know, but now that I know they like Kirby I don't think I can go through with this.
be strong and remember that even Hitler liked Kirby
It's impossible to not like Kirby, remain strong and cancel the funny pants man.
If it helps, he also indirectly supports sonic '06 as the actor for a fictional character based on sonic '06, and I think that's definitely worth cancelling even without all the other stuff that he did.
Finally somebody’s doing it. Thanks for doing God’s work Alpharad.
Nut gargler
why is this guy so calm and soft-spoken? bring back jawsh i need rage and malice
watch his streams. hes only quiet because he has crippling social anxiety.
whose jawsh?
Hearing the misfits twitchcon party incident 3 years after the fact again is still fucking hilarious to this day
Being a fan of alpharad deluxe is like being a follower of Jesus before he died
So like all of Jesus’ disciples?
Spending so much time enjoying the conversation with Connor that they forget to beat him.
I like how nobody acknowledges that Mario Party has no audio
Is sooooo weird
from a random fan to altrives editor to Connor
the guests keep getting better and better!!
I find it hilarious how at one point in the video, the game audio just becomes background noise. Truly embracing the Bald Podcast.
At around 24:50, when Alpharad was told he was brave for saying what he did put in the open, I don’t think anyone would really be that surprised. This is the man who had no problem torturing his friends in an inescapable escape room half a year ago.
It’s amazing how influential Connor is with dream SMP despite not being relevant on the SMP itself. If a normal person was to name DSMP members Connor would probably be the top of the list, but a dream stan probably wouldn’t mention him.
This is slander, Connor is the main character of the SMP.
@@Missingno_Miner it’s called dreamsmp because it was Connors dream to join
@@cogbait Exactly.
actually a dream stan might mention him because in the lore hes canonically dream's son??? his other parent is sonic the hedgehog. no fucking idea why or how. thats all the dsmp lore i know other than wilbur fucked a fish and philza married a samsung smart fridge.
and now dream is a groomer.... :/
I have a feeling this will be the most wholesome video yet
These guys seem like the kind of people who would let me into their house if I knocked and asked to play video games with them
This really does feel like the unofficial revival of partycast
43:08 saying “she ain’t gonna fuck you bro” is infinitely funnier when it’s about politicians and companies vs actual people
3rd tier: inanimate objects
4th tier: intangible things, concepts
I feel like Jo’s mic was either turned off again or somewhat lower than everyone else’s and it doesn’t surprise me
I think it is because the game is muted
@@jose13neo Are you implying that Jo is part of the game and has never been real this whole time? Because if so, that's a Hit!
Don't worry about forgetting the alpharad plus password Jacob. The governor of Hawaii forgot his password too when he was trying to tell the people of Hawaii that the nuclear missile alarm was a false alarm. It happens to all of us.
being a fan of connoreatspants is like being a fan of the game audio
the fact that it took me about a full minute of scrolling through comments to find anyone mentioning that there was no game audio says a lot about this channel's fanbase.
@@co5micwaffle742the game audio is there until around 21:30 and then it slowly fades out over about 10 seconds. i'm autistic and also studying live production including sound design so i would be the type of person to notice it
I am ashamed to once call myself a Connoreatspants fan, I feel disgusted and outright gross because of what he's done. I'm sorry you had to hide this, I'm glad the truth is finally coming out..
Connor eats pants flew a bit too close to the sun with this one and got canceled
I love watching Alpharad Deluxe ads all the way through for no discernable reason
Did you know if you combine "Conner" and "EatsPants" you get "cancelled" ?
Being a fan of ConnorEatsPants is like being a fan of Katana jokes
@@RandomUser11170 you could also compare it to flying to close to the sun.
Being a fan of alpharad deluxe is like being a fan of alpharad plus
Hearing about Conner’s Drake tweet with no context was pretty great
As a gay man, living in Texas and being gay is, in fact, miserable, but I’m white and single so I can get away with it for a while until I get a boyfriend
I'm sorry about that, I hope you can find someone and be in a place where you can be accepted x
💕
Finally, he was getting too popular :(
@inanci is this how everyone got hacked
This is such a good one. This is basically just partycast but with different people
I wanna see Connor on this channel more, him and the gang have great chemistry
He's the only person that can get them to have a normal conversation lol
I really liked Dash's antiperspirant joke this episode, great stuff!
I can't believe that out of all the series they haven't finished, the one that actually pisses me off is the 2014 saga
I need closure
as in real life, there is no closure
Jawsh leaving was the closure
we need a tier list of the best mario party superstar stickers
Omg please
You guys listen to Deluxe in the background while doing homework, I listen to deluxe in the background while disassociating. We are not the same
I like how Alpharad said he can't think of any controversies he's ever been in despite being in one about time traveling in ACNH
Can we get Alpharad fanart that's just him staring at you wholesomely saying
"I wanna be your infinite breadstick"
Agreed. An animated short would be cool as well. 14:44 for reference for anyone else.
I knew dash leaving was a bit lol. They didn't add ellie to the banner but they added dash. Of course it wasn't a temp thing
That's not how you spell LE's name
THE BEST CROSSOVER IN HISTORY
Glad to see they finally remembered their TH-cam password
Hearing everyone talk about cheating on tests reminds me of a time where my history teacher left the answer key on the back of the test so I cheated by using that and then before anyone else found out I told the teacher about how she left it stapled so she would remove it from everyone else.
Chad play
I didn't realise that being on the dreamsmp wasn't a big deal until now
i appreciate that this video is two months old
Truly disgusting, that some “Connor” would do this horrible thing.
Texan here: yeah, it sure is miserable for pretty much everyone.
The biggest controversy I can think of alpharad being in is that one time he passed off the fire emblem community by try to get people to vote for Robin in one of those choose your legends events in Feh
4:50 Actually, Ted Cruz is a senator from Texas, he’s not the governor of Texas, at the time of the upload that is a man named Greg Abbott. Rookie mistake, honest mistake, no big deal
i been wanting a crossover for a long time between these two so this is cool
i cant believe that alpharad deluxe and jo are finally doing a collab
it took me 48 minutes to realize that there was no game audio
I like how the ad placement is never where they say it is in the video and its always like right before something stupid I appreciate it
YOOOOOOOO Altrive and Connor are my two favorite streamers it's really cool to see them in a video together
You should be able to bribe the thwomps with stars. 10 stars to pass.
based
35 minutes in, I realized there was no in game sound
In case I ever blow up with my 1 video per year upload schedule, I'd like to state on the record that I am pro anti sexism. I'm excited to announce this on the video of my closest friend, parasocially of course
I can't believe what he's done, I am astonished and frankly disappointed by all things Pants.
the game audio this episode was so quiet, so i played lofi hip hop on a lower volume in another tab. Was pretty nice.
Being a fan of ConnorEatsPants is like finding Dash’s antiperspirant joke humorous
I missed this series so much, I'm glad to see it's back.
The only problem that everyone has overlooked about ConnorEatsPants is that his Acronym is CEP.....which taking out the E its CP which means Connor hates Club Penguin 🐧
ConnorEats(Club)Penguin
the lack of game audio in this video makes it so weird
I like how there’s just the Twitter url for connoreatspants but not his TH-cam channel in the description.
This was a really nice video. Meme and intelligent, well construction conversation combined
Gotta love that Jacob says the tv is paid for by all the loving fans and sponsors, despite never being sponsored on this channel.
Rocket Arena and Battle for Neighborville
Checkmate liberal 😎
@@Lulu_Lime Honestly fair. Also lmao I love the mix of the "Checkmate liberal" included with your blm pfp.
> 10 characters instead of 12
> "bad game"
ok alpharad deluxe people
A few times I cheated on tests in high school by writing the answers on a piece of paper I kept in my pencil case in Russian, but written in the Hebrew alphabet, not the Cyrrilic script (Russian alphabet).
I took that extra precaution because in my high school there were a few students and one or two teachers that knew how to read Russian and could rat me out if the teach showed em the paper. But being the only person who both spoke Russian and could read Hebrew, I was most likely the only person in my country (France) who could even begin to decode that paper.
And if the teacher asked about the paper, I could just say "Oh don't worry, I'm just currently learning Hebrew so I have the alphabet written down. So I can glance at it often enough and memorize it.".
I know I probably sound insanely paranoid but I took every precaution I could, man.
nice to see the alpharad deluxe guy play with the guy who eats pants. I wonder what whacky shenanigans will ensue in this video
I literally thought this was a hit piece I was so scared
1:10:15 Jo should’ve believed in the Big G more bc he went to church camp and look what happened
The gang: play superstar
The description: no, you’re playing super
being a fan of connoreatspants is like being a fan of alpharad deluxe before connoreatspants was on it
Dash’s ketchup joke rivals the antiperspirant joke, but can’t quite reach the same heights
Sounds like a guy who'd buy Mario party twice 💀
Three switches no bitches
Everyone against Birdo. As Mario Party was meant to be played.
connor ate pant
True
False
Real
TRUE
Miss
Back then: every movie IP has a game
Now: every video game IP has a movie
The lack of game audio really helps me focus on the content
"infinite breadstick" sounds like a euphemism for.... "wiener"
I don’t know if it’s Connor but this has got to be the chillest episode of Mario party yet
i love just listening to this like a podcast and not paying attention to the screen
0:43 I dont care if they are the police, the only boot I'm licking is the like button
Connor esports meets bald pogcast
i think that if ducks could talk they would sound like conner eats pants
gonna be honest, i clicked on this video to see what was up with connor being canceled. Was pleasantly surprised by it being an Alpharad mario party
We’re one step closer to the Jerma collab now
this is a crazy episode ive not even watched it
25:35 find it funny how people got mad over that and not his video literally called "wizard hitler" that was about him using that name in a harry potter roblox rp server
(and generally his old videos from like 2013-2015 were filled with ww2 jokes)
The return of the “KINGS” of the commentary community!!!
“Being gay isn’t great, but it’s better than the alternative”-Jacob FunnyMan