"Our relationship is so homoerotic that people are upset" Is not a quote I expected to heard in an Not Alpharad Mario Party Superstar video, but given how chaotic Daisy board play is, I could definitely say that's a hit
@@rodrijolly5417 no they said they we're talking about Not Alphard, which while he isn't Alphard, he also isn't Alphard Deluxe, which is the channel the original comment is trying to talk about
@@rodrijolly5417 No, Sadagus Fate was the one who made a typo there. The original poster referred to this video as Not Alpharad, but this video is actually Alpharad Deluxe, making this comment a Miss!
When Alpha rolled a 5 and said "that's blue..." I could really feel the defeat in his voice. Like he's so ashamed that he knows the entire board from memory.
I don’t see my other comment to delete it so I will assume it was already deleted. I got curious after posting it and looked it up and saw the information that wasn’t posted on TH-cam. Congratulations on coming out and sorry for mentioning the previous relationship.
I love when Dash makes a joke that absolutely doesn’t stick and there’s just no reaction from Alpha or Jo lol… but not the antiperspirant joke that shit was the funniest in the episode
I love the concept of long unedited videos. Especially with games like Mario party where I feel like in order for it to be the most entertaining you need the whole package and because of the fact that I am shiny hunting for Palkia what I need right now is just seemingly endless content
@@NateTheOhioan Especially the fact we have 365 seasons in Ohio, one for every day. Otherwise the weather wouldn't shift from hail to a heatwave in a day!
I like how right when Jo said "fuck dash" at 1:02:08, I got an ad for some matrix like ad that was like "what even is real" and the follow up ad was like "get an easy online education". Levels of irony I cannot even begin to describe
28:16 I like how Dash makes fun of generic esport teams by saying 'team Reptile' when that's the actual name of the people behind Lethal League lmao what an honor
"Jawsh strikes me like the kind of person who doesn't have any kind of social media, except Twitter for some reason" Oh no, I'm the Jawsh of my friendgroup
Greetings Mr. Alphard and co., My name is Derek and I'm a Yoshi main in Smash. If you ever decide to do a "Mario Party with a Fan" episode, I think I would be the perfect fit for the following reasons: 1) I'm mega freaking epic, like Shadow the Hedgehog. 2) I have about 20 followers on Twitter, and according to Jo's Law (higher number means better person), I am an objectively horrible person. 3) Neither my girlfriend nor my roommate will play Mario Party with me because I sweat harder than when I go to the gym (as a Smash player and Nintendo gamer, I do not have the anti-perspirant). I hope you take me into consideration! Yours in gameing, Derek
24:45 - I honestly don't even know what type of harmony that "YOOO!" was... but I do know it's a suspended chord of some sort. Db, Eb, Gb. (And yes, I have perfect pitch.... -prepares for incoming bully-) We do get dunked on just for knowing what tones sound like, so that's facts. lol
The idea of bullying Josh online while not even hearing him complain is the funniest idea they should definitely do. Edit: The Mario Party thing each month should include DS but I don’t think they’ll include it :(
that video where alpharad speedruns mario party is really showing in how many times he says where everyone else is going before they get there (its kind of scary)
Last episode was Jacob’s blow up. 46:00 feels almost like Jo blowing up. Thankfully Dash is gonna end this pattern because he’s too wholesome to get angry
So, I was watching the video and midway through a decided that I was going to be that guy, I am going to explain what queerbaiting actually is, basically, is not than a straight person plays a queer character, is that a show hints about a queer character without actually going with it, just to garner the fanbase that queer characters bring without the backlash of actually writing in queer characters, famous show's that have done this are Sherlock or Supernatural (this one kinda), I guess someone thought that Jo and Jacob were faking a romance to bring new fans while being straight? (I don't even know if they are straight). There is a really good video of Sarah Z explaining the thing in detail if someone is interested.
Jo is most probably straight, at least afaik he hasn't said anything to the contrary and has said he's straight on occasions without seeming like it was a joke (it's Jo tho so who really knows) Jacob is bi tho
Alpharad rolling a 5 at the start and instantly saying "that is blue" unironically says a lot
Did you see the latest main channel video? Mans drew the entire board from memory...
he went absolutely insane about a speedrun to the point where he got carpal tunnel.....on both hands.....
He's evolving and devolving simultaneously
Speedrunning Mario party will do that for you.
They got their Jawsh reference in within a single second
@TommyGaming 🅥 that's a miss
@TommyGaming 🅥 thats a big miss
@TommyGaming 🅥 that’s a huge miss
@TommyGaming 🅥 that's a massive miss.
@TommyGaming 🅥 that's a colossal miss
"Our relationship is so homoerotic that people are upset"
Is not a quote I expected to heard in an Not Alpharad Mario Party Superstar video, but given how chaotic Daisy board play is, I could definitely say that's a hit
Erm, actually, this is Alpharad Deluxe, therefore, that's a miss
@@g0ldenrayz what are you talking about? He said hes not talking about alpharad
@@rodrijolly5417 no they said they we're talking about Not Alphard, which while he isn't Alphard, he also isn't Alphard Deluxe, which is the channel the original comment is trying to talk about
@@sadagusfate they made a typo, they were trying to spell "not Alpharad", give them a break!
@@rodrijolly5417 No, Sadagus Fate was the one who made a typo there. The original poster referred to this video as Not Alpharad, but this video is actually Alpharad Deluxe, making this comment a Miss!
Altrive’s “anti perspirant” joke was the funniest part of the episode
All other jokes are a red flag
Welcome to the bald podcast
so true
@TommyGaming 🅥 that's a miss
So true
When Alpha rolled a 5 and said "that's blue..." I could really feel the defeat in his voice. Like he's so ashamed that he knows the entire board from memory.
"We rebranded from plus to deluxe because the fanbase was getting toxic and harassy and we don't condone that"
"Unless they're musical theater kids"
Tbf
based
Jawsh said “yo” and i can tell today is gonna be a great ep
Same
Thanks for sharing!
@TommyGaming 🅥 that's a miss
I feel like Jawsh is the antagonist in the Alpharad deluxe cinematic universe
That’s because he is
Lol
They already beat Braeden, they needed a bigger fish
I am 100 percent in on that idea
Jawsh is the protagonist and the 3 of them are the villains
Alpharads casual mention of “that’s blue” at the start is a remnant of the ptsd he has from speed running and memorizing this board
Alpharad: “This girl sent me a dm saying shes 4’10 and her boobs jiggle when she runs.”
Altrive: “That’s not even that impressive, mine do too.”
LMAO
Miss. Jo didn’t say that
Miss. Altrive said this.
This comment gets a Miss
Miss + grrr
Fuck
I missed
But you wont know, I EDITED IT
“Someone broke up with me because I wouldn’t put them above Tom” is a very good line.
I don’t see my other comment to delete it so I will assume it was already deleted. I got curious after posting it and looked it up and saw the information that wasn’t posted on TH-cam. Congratulations on coming out and sorry for mentioning the previous relationship.
@@zachlewis9751 wait can you explain since I’m a bit out of the loop
Nvm I got to the part of the episode
the only L Alpharad can take is the double carpool tunnel
Lmao carpool tunnel?
I laughed so hard reading this 😂
@@therealcrb carp
I spelt it wrong for effect ;-;
@@Runa.Online that is a miss tbh
I love when Dash makes a joke that absolutely doesn’t stick and there’s just no reaction from Alpha or Jo lol… but not the antiperspirant joke that shit was the funniest in the episode
24:59 “Musical theater kids exist to get bullied.” That’s my new favorite quote from a TH-camr
I really like the consistent "bit" of dash saying something not funny then just the moment of awkward silence after
Sounds funny to me
I still can't get enough of Altrive's "anti perspirant" joke, it literally changed my life
It turned me into a hit
Jacob’s board knowledge from speed running is actually scary
The harmony at 24:46 was an E major chord with a dimished 5th btw
🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡
Lol what a nerd
Thanks for sharing; though
that's a hit
Awesome
That’s an official hit
Implying that musical theatre kids have enough talent to accurately identify chords is a pretty hot take
I can
Tru
either way they deserve to get bullied
Bully
@@manelneedsaname1773 nerd
I love the concept of long unedited videos. Especially with games like Mario party where I feel like in order for it to be the most entertaining you need the whole package and because of the fact that I am shiny hunting for Palkia what I need right now is just seemingly endless content
Ohio isn’t real
@@carsonbeach3115 it is indeed real, and it is amazing. You haven’t lived until you have experienced the unpredictablility of Ohio weather
@@NateTheOhioan Especially the fact we have 365 seasons in Ohio, one for every day. Otherwise the weather wouldn't shift from hail to a heatwave in a day!
@@NateTheOhioan i can guarantee it's not as bad as melbourne weather lol
@@NateTheOhioan I can’t experience something that is as real as Australia(not real)
Sounds like Jawsh needs to cope.
And now I'm laughing at the "queerbaiting" thing. I've never thought that.
it has honestly never crossed my mind, jacob is bi but the queerbaiting thing is just so weird
People are wild.
Tbf they're pretty gay non homoerotically
@@manelneedsaname1773 They're gay for each other in every way, apart from the fact that they're not gay for each other in any way
I like how right when Jo said "fuck dash" at 1:02:08, I got an ad for some matrix like ad that was like "what even is real" and the follow up ad was like "get an easy online education". Levels of irony I cannot even begin to describe
Maybe the real Mario party was the friends we lost along the way.
Can't believe this is how I hear about Jacob's relationship status. Feels like a parasocial relationship moment irl
Alpharad: “big Luigi game”
Dash: “I gotta keep my losing streak alive!”
he broke finally it now
The sentence "that is a moderate jo moment" will stick with me for a long time
I'm so glad they all watched PBG. That dude is my childhood and probably the main reason I love Nintendo as much as I do.
Pearl button gamer?
Play nintendo games. Don't love nintendo.
@@Tonjit41 ah yeah, that's what I mean. I love Nintendo games, not Nintendo.
"Do you remember what we did to Brandon?"
Oh no.
Well, oh no for Jawsh but oh yes for us.
The sudden shift in how many people were having fun in this game right around the hour mark is probably dash's most wholesome play yet
Great, now he's trying to gaslight all of us
Naaah don’t worry you are too smart to get gaslighted
Deluxe cant gaslight us, gaslighting doesnt even exist!
Why would they light the gas
@@clashtheperson5903 im getting gaslighted into believing im smart
@@manelneedsaname1773 based
I REALLY hope that they add turns when they play with Josh
"Mario party 1 was made to destroy your hands"
Foreshadowing
it’s the four princesses: daisy, peach, rosalina, and luigi
Every single episode without fail I root for Joe, to be honest these last 5 have been a real struggle to keep rooting for him
He's going through his villain arc
I root for Dash. Not because I want him to win. But because I want to see how upset he is when he wins. Dash logic. 🤣👍
@@thealmightypuht.a.p. I root for Dash and he has never disappointed me yet.
It’s been hard ever since Jacob ripped up exodia and throw it in a river
Daisy casually collects 4 stars while she watches 3 human players doing her job of destroying each other in chaotic fashion.
Bruh imma cry when dash leaves. Prolly one of my favorite guests with Jacob and jo
Not gonna happen if Jo dies before that
@@manelneedsaname1773 that is a hit
i feel like he is just part of the channel at this point
@@aidanm625 no he's just a guest
I got bad news for ya
Imagine winning Mario Party. That’s a miss if I ever saw one.
Hearing Altrive say "I love Mario Party, and I love my friends" gave me old FWOB flashbacks.
Context: Altrive stabbed Major
@@manelneedsaname1773 jo killed major, altrive killed ellie
This really does expose one cruel truth in reality: Alpharad and Jo are not gay for each other.
miss
This episode lowkey makes me want to see Opening the DMs on Deluxe
28:16 I like how Dash makes fun of generic esport teams by saying 'team Reptile' when that's the actual name of the people behind Lethal League lmao
what an honor
altrive and pbg have very similar enerygy
the difference is that pbg doesnt get softlocked in bald mode
Peanut butter and gay
Alpharad is like when you're drunk
PBG is like when you're on drugs
"Jawsh strikes me like the kind of person who doesn't have any kind of social media, except Twitter for some reason"
Oh no, I'm the Jawsh of my friendgroup
Let's just appreciate they add Dash in the banner picture of this channel.... and he is BALD
Holy shit they actually did
The only type of people who get bullied more than people with perfect pitch are people who claim to have perfect pitch, but actually don't
Greetings Mr. Alphard and co.,
My name is Derek and I'm a Yoshi main in Smash. If you ever decide to do a "Mario Party with a Fan" episode, I think I would be the perfect fit for the following reasons:
1) I'm mega freaking epic, like Shadow the Hedgehog.
2) I have about 20 followers on Twitter, and according to Jo's Law (higher number means better person), I am an objectively horrible person.
3) Neither my girlfriend nor my roommate will play Mario Party with me because I sweat harder than when I go to the gym (as a Smash player and Nintendo gamer, I do not have the anti-perspirant).
I hope you take me into consideration!
Yours in gameing,
Derek
Thabk uou 5 year ild
But you're a yoshi main, they can't play with babies
Respectfully Mr. Derek I don’t think Mr. Alpharad would play with a Yoshi main. Even if that Yoshi main is really good at Gameing
I don’t think they play with 5 year olds bud. Sorry
nah they should pick me cuz im awsomer
Joe is full josh mode in this episode
24:45 - I honestly don't even know what type of harmony that "YOOO!" was... but I do know it's a suspended chord of some sort.
Db, Eb, Gb.
(And yes, I have perfect pitch.... -prepares for incoming bully-)
We do get dunked on just for knowing what tones sound like, so that's facts. lol
can't wait for the jawsh episode, it'll be an hour of complaining about getting wet on splash mountain (which is a red flag) and it'll be great
What if you guys just played with a cpu and named him josh, but acted like it was actually josh playing
Alpha is just PREDICTING these spots at this point. Wonder if this is after the speed runs.
Yeah he said he was making that video some episodes ago
I appreciate actually being able to see all four player's stats for once
I'm scared of how much Alpha is mentioning raccoons because he said if he had a raccoon as a pet it'd be a signal that it's over.
“You’re not gonna be able to log on to Twitter tomorrow. It’ll be down”
Man, what prophetic words
It makes me happy the Alpharad crew watches PBG
Hi, Alpha!
I hope your carpal tunnel gets better; don't overextend yourself
The way Jo wants to fight God, is such a raw feeling of 2021.
Jacob knowing the entire board from memory is scary in a way I cannot put into words
"I never dropped any either because I didn't catch them" is the philosophy I live by
42:15 nah why are we talking about this more
I love how Jacob is just calling out where people are gonna land, but at least at the start no one remarks on it.
poor jacob. remembers every single space in this map.
The idea of bullying Josh online while not even hearing him complain is the funniest idea they should definitely do.
Edit: The Mario Party thing each month should include DS but I don’t think they’ll include it :(
Literally playing P5R while watching at Ryuji walks up and says “Yo” right at 0:14.
ew persona get ratio’d
Man I love Persona
@@somekid8014 miss
42:17 Altrive breaks the internet
That harmony was a C - D's
nuts
Looking forward to the Godslayer Jo arc. His villain arc was cool, but throwing hands with the big man upstairs is definitely a hit!
1:02:35
that video where alpharad speedruns mario party is really showing in how many times he says where everyone else is going before they get there (its kind of scary)
When are they going to fully commit to it and put these videos as podcasts on Spotify? I would listen to it
The harmony at 24:45 was the interval of an E major third.
nerd
nerd
I don’t got the slightest clue why, but Jacob going “Y’aLl ReADy tO DiE???” Got me😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
1:03:27
My favorite running gag is how they keep wanting to kill Daisy with hammers.
You know whatcwould make this video alot funnier, dash’s anti perspirant joke
Nice move putting an ad right before the video of the raccoon T-posing
They actually kinda sounded pissed at each other until jokes came out lmao
I want Jacob to play as Toon Link when he plays against Josh
I think rob would he worst
@@ravinercf yes but remember. Jawsh stopped playing smash because he lost against a Toon Link
@@undefeatedsaber9543 okay so let me one up four player smash three toon links and jawsh
@@ravinercf that sounds like a hit and a massive troll
The best part was Dash beatboxing in reaction to Daisy getting 62 coins.
Last episode was Jacob’s blow up. 46:00 feels almost like Jo blowing up. Thankfully Dash is gonna end this pattern because he’s too wholesome to get angry
The Raid boss of Mario Party is definitely Jawsh.
i dread the day this series ends
Imagine sweating a game of Mario Party.
imagine tho
Good thing we have anti-perspirant
imagine complaining
@@RandomUser11170 I know
imagine developing carpal tunnel twice
I hope alpharad loses an embarassing loss at the hands of
Luigi.
For Bob Sled run
Mario Party 1 version used normal sleds
Mario Party 2 used penguins (with buttholes)
Superstars uses the MP1 version of the minigame
Excited for this long arc of Dash becoming sweaty
Alpha never loses, that’s textbook Alpharad lore
until he gets carpal tunnel anyway
Alpharad ties the noose
The best way to break the internet is to release the Tux and Fanny playthrough!
1:10:10 Fun Fact: the dice Peach has has only 1s.
If I made a cpu tear list I would put yoshi in “way to rich for his own good and has way to much trouble getting stars dispite how rich he is”
everyones a princess in this video
luigi is such a pretty princess i wonder what that mustache can do
I really enjoyed Altrives Antiperspirant joke. Really kicked my socks off a bull in a china shop
42:16 That sounded so much like the Thanos beatbox
beneath their hair everyone is bald
just some people get to skip the 'going under the hair' step cause they don't have any
The hair is engraved in your head
literally can’t go 5 minutes without mentioning jawsh smh my head
Bassically the 4th member
I swear Alpharad Deluxe got so much better when Dash joined
Cmonnnn jacob
Mario Party DS is gaming
Penguins have cloacae, not assholes.
Jo’s custom block play really broke the internet
So, I was watching the video and midway through a decided that I was going to be that guy, I am going to explain what queerbaiting actually is, basically, is not than a straight person plays a queer character, is that a show hints about a queer character without actually going with it, just to garner the fanbase that queer characters bring without the backlash of actually writing in queer characters, famous show's that have done this are Sherlock or Supernatural (this one kinda), I guess someone thought that Jo and Jacob were faking a romance to bring new fans while being straight? (I don't even know if they are straight). There is a really good video of Sarah Z explaining the thing in detail if someone is interested.
Jo is most probably straight, at least afaik he hasn't said anything to the contrary and has said he's straight on occasions without seeming like it was a joke (it's Jo tho so who really knows) Jacob is bi tho
daisy's board play would get her cancelled on twitter
0:09 the HIT of the episode