How They Wrote Classic Christmas Songs
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In the meadow we can build a snowman
And pretend that he is Parson Brown
He'll say "Are you married?"
We'll say "No man"
You can do the job
When you're in town
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No that may as well happen
Ok
First
Yay new ryan george video!
Hello
My favorite song is the one where Santa did a backflip, snapped Krampus’ neck, and saved the day
Yooo i watch u lol
Zyphon lol
the reindeer already did that to grandma...
My favorite story is when this dog named Rufus did a backflip, snapped the bad guy's neck, and saved the day
Brothers Grimm would love it tbh.
Surprised he didn’t mention “he sees you when you’re sleeping, he knows when you’re awake...”
So be good for goodness sake!
Oh, you better watch out!
Oh my god!
La la lalala. La la lalala.
You better not cry
The one channel when I'm happy to see that there's an ad at the end.
Daniel Trasher also has cool ads
Still weird that RG makes all these pointed criticisms about the way various corporations passive aggressively undermine people’s freedoms while pretending to be the good guy...
Then at the end of the video, RG shills for VPNs. When the “benefit” of being able to access blocked videos by pretending you’re from another county shouldn’t even be something you have to pay for. This is America; theoretically, the first amendment should guarantee that your income shouldn’t affect what media you’re able to access in the first place. Mark my words; ten years from now, this is going to be the Turbo Tax fiasco all over again. NordVPN is taking advantage of erosions in our civil rights that were opened up by the failure of net neutrality laws, everybody pays them for what in the short term seems like greater convenience. Then by the time these VPNs have grown into lovecraftian monopolies and we all hate them, we won’t even be able to get rid of them, because they’ll have so much lobbying money, we’ll have no hope of ever restoring media freedom to the fair and equal standard it used to be. I’m warning you, don’t feed the plants!
Not to mention Ryan made a whole video lambasting why Disney+ was a terrible idea, and then later he did ads for them anyway.
I guess if he really had a problem with being a hypocrite, he wouldn’t have gone into the business of being a TH-cam star in the first place. It kind of comes with the job description.
I’m not saying Ryan’s not funny. He’s hilarious. But he’s not a lighthouse of moral integrity amidst the ocean of bullshit. He’s got bullshit on his hands too.
Yea the adstranaut
Also Internet Historian
I enjoy the adstronaut.
“You pretend the snowman is a nonexistent minister?”
“You pretend the snowman is a nonexistent minister, yeah.”
Ryan just delivers everything so smoothly no matter how insane it is.
Nonexistant ministers are TIGHT
A comedic genius like none other
The fake mustache on real mustache disguise will never get old
Its Tight!
Omg I never noticed that 🤣
Fake? What are you talking about?!? That is a very real, and very impressive mustache that is not fake at all.
@ಠ_ಠ Yeah, how could anyone think that?
@@ceilinh6004 A _very_ commanding mustache.
They didn't even get to the part about plotting a conspiracy next to a fire.
LOL nice one
Or the song about invading someone's home to force them to make pudding for you.
Or the part where the local kids beat the snowman to death.
@@noumenine6474 Choir: WE WON’T LEAVE UNTIL WE GET SOME!
Doof: Now that’s just rude you barge into someone’s house and demand some pudding.
what? how have i missed that for 14 years
“Okay, so the mutant reindeer with a red nose helps guide a man to your home so he can invade it and steal your food.”
“So heartwarming!”
"And the other reindeer are mean to him until they realize they can use his odd mutation for their benefit."
@@AlexJReil
“That almost sounds like they’re exploiting him.”
“It’s not exploitation if they don’t get paid very little.”
“Wait, is the reindeer getting paid at all.”
“Oh no, he does it for free so he can’t actually get screwed over on his salary. See? Not exploitation.”
“🤨”
stop being a scrooge you adding to your chains of selfishness
@@TheHeston83
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"Winter Wonderland " was written in the 30's, so "Parson" was the name for Protestant or Anglican ministers that went town to town to provide wedding ceremonies for people who didn't have a local minister of their faith. So the people building the snowman are so in love they're dreaming of the Day that the Parson will arrive and marry them.
I enjoy explanations like this.
Delicious historical context.
Thats actually beautiful
That's actually super sweet
If only folks had figured out back then that they don't need the help of a beardy hypothetical sky man who always knows best, knows everything and can do anything, yet was fine with all the horrors of two world wars and also the uncountable atrocities around the world before and since.
Then they might not still be struggling to figure it out now...
@hazukichanx408, are you okay? Do you think good things can exist without the bad? Do you think it would be better if everyone was forced to be perfect and have no agency in their life? Do you think it would be better if we didn't have consequences for our personal choices?
Let's put you in the place of our heavenly FATHER. Would you want your children (who, by definition of the word "offspring", are set to inherit everything you have) unable to make their decisions founded on realistic expectations and honest truths? Would you want them spoiled? Given infinite power and no understanding of what that means?
Your life, compared to immortality, is so insignificant I'm surprised christ gives us any happiness while we learn the weigh of our choices.
“Imaginary religious leaders rarely come into play, if ever”
imaginary religious leaders are TIGHT
" “Imaginary religious leaders rarely come into play, if ever” - Ryan George " - Maxwell
Well...Christmas is all _about_ an imaginary religious leader...
Coming into play is TIGHT
@@andy6576 All self respecting historians agree that Jesus existed at the time. The only dispute is whether he was the son of God. Check your facts before making stupid comments.
"Do you know who or what Parson Brown is suppose to be?"
"I don't know."
fair enough
I'm gonna have to ask you to get alll the way off my back about Parson Brown.
@@Cinnder I like Parson Brown! Especially that cool thing where he did a backflip, snapped the bad guy's neck and saved the day.
I never knew either lol
The version I learned only has" pretend he's a circus clown" in it. Anyone else?
I was today years old when I realized that “Parson” Brown means that they’re pretending the snowman is a religious figure, and when she says he can do the job while he’s in town, she means he can officiate their wedding. I always thought Parson Brown was, like, a heartthrob of the time, and she’s saying he can be her pretend husband while he’s in town. My mind is blown.
Okay, I’m kind of shocked by this, as I figured everybody knew that a parson is a minister. But your explanation is hilarious, so I will let you slide. “The more you know!”
@@timopper5488 I actually remember someone in elementary school asking the music teacher about who Parson Brown was, and I believe she told us he was probably a popular actor or something. This was before Google, so...
@@ooglemonster
🤣🤣🤣 Yup, and just like that, the misinformation spread. Oh well, I’m one of the people who remembers New Zealand as being NE of Australia, instead of SE. 🤷🏻♂️
@@timopper5488 leave him alone
Same here
"How about a song about all the things you get your loved ones for Christmas?"
"Oh, you mean like sweaters, gift cards, toys?"
"No, I'm thinking of partridges in pear trees."
"That's not a thing you give someone as a gift."
"Or lords a-leaping."
"You want to give your loved ones human beings as gifts?"
It can be about giving someone gifts for 12 days and we then can have them sing the same things one at a time and add new things that they'll have to repeat until they get to the 12th day and then they'll have to say them all!
@@JermaineYoung repetition is tight!
@@JermaineYoung
This sounds like the perfect way to while away an hour or two. I’m in!™️
12 slaves a working
"Just a WHOOOOLE bunch of birds and people. You know how like that's a normal thing to receive from someone at Christmas right."
"Yeah maybe back when slavery existed or something."
"EXACTLY! And so then also a bunch of gold rings too."
"Wait a bunch of gold rings?"
"Yeah gold rings, five of em exactly no more no less."
"Wait so like are the gold rings for the slaves that you totally aren't allowed to give to people anymore? Is this some kind of marriage thing? Because I don't think the Amish really do the whole Christmas thing, or slavery for that matter."
"No there's like 30 people there's no where near enough rings for all of them, and no it's not a marriage thing the rings are for the person."
"Wait so why do they need five?"
"Well you have five fingers on each hand right?"
"You know... Okay that kinda makes sense."
"Exactly, see that's why we need to get slavery involved."
"Ugh no not... *sigh* Let's just get back to this one later. Alright so next one is uh... SANTA COMMITS VEHICULAR MANSLAUGHTER."
"Hey! How bout a song about how Santa Claus is a perverted stalker who will be permanently surveilling you, even when you sleep, and then the song will threaten people by telling them that Santa Claus is coming to town to get them!"
"We see nothing wrong with that"
world governments: "Write that down, write that down"
What about the song where a woman wants to leave his husband?...what song is that
So, be good for goodness sake. (or else).
Aw Festively threatening people is tight!
@@my3dviews Well, actually, "be good for presents sake."
The snowman did a backflip, snapped Parson Browns neck, and saved the day
@Kevin L Maybe the snowman did a backflip and snapped his own neck, I can't imagine a snowman being good at gymnastics
@@yak-piss how does he save the day if he just dies?
@@shinyroarick123 If he was the bad guy
@@shinyroarick123 the bad snowman did a backflip snapped his own neck and saved the day
"I'm the Nordpasstronaut!"
"Ok, the wordplay checks out. I'm listening." LOL!
3 of your comments are at the top lol
ShortShots yess
No pants stranaut in space?
*I WAS JUST ABOUT TO SAY THAT!!*
@@richhutnik2477 No, you're thinking of the Pants-sass-tronaut. He goes around sassing everyone about their pants.
"So I was thinking for this Christmas song we could wish a Merry Christmas to everyone of all ages."
"No, I think we need to stop at 92 years old, after that you've had enough Christmas!"
Besides, every year we wish you happy birthday and many more, until you're 94, anyway, so it's not like the elderly are missing much!
“Um, im 93, does that still count”
“No grandpa we hate you”
@@edenanimates1465 i mean by that point the senility has set in and he's having christmas with his long dead loved ones.
Also exclude babies for an arbitrary reason
"I have an idea"
"Oh really"
"Yes how about a song about, you know, a Reindeer killing someone"
"What?"
Yeah like a murder investigation"
"I don't know if that's such a good id..."
"Grandma!"
"What?"
"Grandma. She can be the one who gets killed by the Reindeer"
"Well I mean like...okay if you want"
That's a rewriting of a song about Grandpa having a drinking problem that leads to his death.
th-cam.com/video/2v2KBksMORo/w-d-xo.html
I’m not sure that we can technically call it murder, since reindeer are not accountable to law enforcement. Maybe if you seek a manslaughter charge, it might stick.
"And we could someday make a movie out of it!"
"I mean, I'm not sure if this kind of ridiculous song. Especially when it's assault on an elderly person."
"No, it'll be an animated movie, so hopefully that'll help retain the charm factor."
"Oh alright, I guess that kind of makes sense."
"Yeah yeah yeah, and then will have Grandpa sue Santa Claus and potentially ruin Christmas!"
"What?"
"Well, I mean, he technically doesn't on purpose. You see, Grandma will disappear multiple times in the movie because she has amnesia and there's going to be another family member who's gonna try to get Grandma's successful Christmas store to sell and make a lot of money. But when Santa appeared to try and explain everything, the family member just has him arrested for running over Grandma."
"And you said this was an animated movie, like for kids?"
"Yep, because it's common knowledge that children love legal court proceedings involving holiday icons!"
"Do they though?"
@@mindshuffler3332
I’m sold!
“MAKE THE GRANDMA A DRUNK-“
How they wrote This Is Halloween:
“Well what’s the name of the holiday we’re making a song from?”
“Uh, I think it’s Halloween”
“Oh good, so we got to make sure that everyone knows so let’s repeat it again and again just in case”
Brain brain
“Where are places to hide and scare people?”
“Trash Cans!”
“Under the stairs?”
“Under a bed!”
“Good this useable”
"What else should we add?"
"Trick or treat till the neighbors come and die of fright."
"Seems a little intense, but ok."
"Then later we can make a song where he doesn't know what snow is and he's like 'What's this? What's this?'"
"Oh, interesting!"
"Yeah and then he's like 'There's children throwing snowballs...'"
"Wait I thought he didn't know what snow was."
"Well now in this verse he DOES I decided."
“ Okay then. And how about we make a song about three children and Santa Claus!”
“Oh fun children love Santa Songs!”
“Yeah and they can sing about kidnapping him and boiling him in a pot and shooting a cannon at him and also beating him with a stick!” 😃
I love that song about a ruminant that was bullied relentlessly, but found acceptance - not because of his personality - because of his appearance. His freakish, luminescent proboscis will be remembered by generations.
Can’t forget about the song that Ryan tweeted about:
The one where someone is singing like he’s about to perform a ritual, but gets interrupted, so he has to pretend he’s singing about Christmas
I want to see this now. Do you have the link.
@@azathoththeprimalchaos2289 twitter.com/theryangeorge/status/1204821475800363008
@@YamiSatoshi Thank you!
@@ceruleantear1 what was the song (the link was probably deleted)
@@BananaWasTakenWonderful Christmastime
The most realistic part of this is the CEO's son having a high ranking position and getting massive influence despite being utterly incompetent
Song theory: “Baby it’s Cold Outside” is the sequel to “Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer.” In the latter song, the young child finds out that after a cold, snowy night, his Grandma was killed. Maybe the man in “Baby it’s Cold Outside” is the child all grown up, not wanting this woman he clearly likes to potentially suffer the same fate?
"No fun to be had out there" he said, nervously looking to the sky as sleigh bells chimed menacingly in the distance
Or he just trying to smash
To be fair in the same movie there's a version of the song where a woman doesn't want the man to go outside as well. Probably dangerous
Yup:she's very worried about him th-cam.com/video/xpDLpz88V-I/w-d-xo.html
#metoo
Yep, that checks out. Tell me more about the Christmasongverse (Christmas Song Universe) while we wait for someone to make the obligatory "Most ambitious crossover since Infinity War" joke.
@@RialVestro ItS ThE mOsT aMbItIoUs CrOsSoVeR sInCe InFiNiTy WaR
"imaginary religious leaders rarely come into play if ever"
-Ryan George 2020
😂😂😂
"Winter Wonderland" is the weirdest stunt marriage proposal song ever
Christmas music should be put on hold until we get our summer back I’ve decided.
I agree
i agree
Woah! Imagine seeing you here!
@@caspercascade4623 Well, if you're in then I'm in.
I put radio stations in timeout for playing Christmas caroles before Thanksgiving. This year I put one in timeout in September! Usually I only have to do it on Halloween.
I never realized how little sense those lyrics actually make
You could make the argument they aren't the most "broadly relatable". But they do make sense. Everything with the snowman is children and young people playing pretend with it.
"nnnnn--okay, the word play checks out; I'm listening…"
LOL. Only channel on which I deliberately watch the paid sponsor segment
"I really can't stay"
"THE MAYOR DOUBLE PARKS SOMETIMES"
"I've got to go away"
"THE MAYOR KICKEDA DOG ONE TIME"
My favorite Christmas song
What is this from
@@thewesleyfishproject4871 the video is called when sketchy people write tell-all books
A Christmas classic
"Baby don't hold out
He made the bird say 'ballsack'"
In Baby It's Cold Outside: Well if I'm in, she's in.
@Sketchy Stuff if he's in, I'm out
@@HeinekenGlory if you're out i'm in
@@ericmendesspada8960 if you are in I'm in (my house)
Well if you're in, you're in
If you're in, she's out.
"I dont know who Parson Brown is"
"I'm going to need you to get allllll the way off my back about this"
"Ok..let me get off that thing!"
ScreenRant probably owns the trademark™ on that phrase. This is 'Ryan George' A completely unrelated channel.
@@Mecharnie_Dobbs
Uh, no? It was never trademarked, and it probably isn't even allowed to be trademarked.
@@JameyMcQueen So why do we only see Pitch Meeting (or things resembling it) on the ScreenRant channel?
@@Mecharnie_Dobbs Because it stops being funny if everyone's doing it.
"Okay, so for this next song, we've got 'All I want for Christmas is...'"
"Hmmm, how about, 'my two front teeth?'"
"What kind of psychopath is going around giving people teeth as gifts?!"
The Reverse Tooth-Fairy?
A very tooth-focused type of psychopath, I reckon.
Glad to see Ryan mentioned Parson Brown. Christmas just isn't Christmas without Parson Brown.
The way Ryan can have a 5-way conversation with himself is simply amazing.
And those are just the personalities OUTSIDE of his head.
First guy to use money:
“Ok what can I get for giving you all this food that you need to live?”
“Here’s some green paper I made”
ohh green paper is tight
I'm calling it "money." It's super valuable, I decided. People will do pretty much ANYTHING for you to give it to them. Like rob you, maybe.
@@David_Fellner you can’t do that, they’re put you in a room for that.
Good joke but the first money was made by Gold that made it valuable in the first years it was made
“Idk if the leaders will allow that”
“We can promise them their face on it’
“Okay that’s fine”
"an imaginary priest, who isn't actually there" LOL
Christmas songs: snow is very relatable
People in tropical countries: I only ever seen snow in american movies and I suspect it never existed
"Imaginary religious leaders rarely come into play, if ever."
Maybe sometimes. But never in CHRISTMAS songs.
12 year old me:
Dude wtf you stole my comment
@@mmrw bro. You copied a quote and didn’t even add anything to it
@@Michael-McCollum Yeah aight fair, I was just kinda mad in the moment.
“Winter Wonderland” will never be the same to me.
I also never understood who parson brown was
Parson brown means pastor brown basically. Parsons were wandering pastors marrying people in towns that didn’t have churches. So it’s flirty
2:21 fun fact: on this verse most versions of the song say "we'll have lots of fun with mister snowman, until the other kiddies knock him down" but the Alan Jackson version says "we'll have lots of fun with mister snowman, until the alligators knock him down". Yes, alligators
I have to know what kind of climate can sustain regular snowfall, and also a comfortable alligator breeding ground.
@@SeraphsWitness I really don't know
Florida Edition
"Lets write a song about a couple that resent each other and remember meeting in New York" "yeah the true meaning of christmas, families fighting"
Which one is that?
Time to take a break from school lol
Saaaaaaaaaaame
Yep my internet is out 2
Same
Yup
Same
This actually made me google “Parson Brown.” 😂Turns out it might be more accurate than I thought.
The NordPasstronaut looks vaguely familiar.
Wow. Wow. Wow. Tis the season for plenty of Ryans talking about how they wrote classic Christmas songs.
"Proceed with the snowing now!"
Have a super easy, barely an inconvenience holiday season, Ryan.
“This fake company that writes all Christmas music for some reason.” I absolutely love how the characters even question their own roles in the video
Lol I thought it was "vague company"
It's got a good beat. And you can dance to it. I'd give it an 83.
it was vague, not fake
I like how he wears a fake mustache even though he already has one
What fake mustache
That's the dad of the group
@@MansLaughter365
The more mustache, the more dad.
I don't see a fake mustache,I see a different person
@@SBzKillFrenzy
Then you are truly mustache-blind.
In hindsight, the "Parson Brown" bit makes perfect sense once you know "parson" is a title and not a name, and that the surname "Brown" is about as common for generic names as "Smith" or "Doe", and that Winter Wonderland is a love song about going on an outdoor date in the snow so of course they imagine the snowman representing a priest asked if they were married, priests are nosy jerks and the subject was in their heads.
Yeah, I immediately googled parson to see if it meant something, and it kind of ruined his joke for me. They're just pretending their snowman is the local clergy member. It's not that weird.
So couples build snowmen in the meadow to ask it permission to date
@@LXW-Arts Think of it more as kids playing house. They were just pretending to get married. That's the way I always took it.
@@TheBluemindedGod It is a little weird to pretend a snowman is your local clergy member 🤣😆
But then what about the clown?
Ryan needs to be an actor lol dude he’s to good
I think he already is an actor. I mean, he's always acting and stuff.
He acted in 'Campus Law' which was produced by Kevin hart
Here's that video: th-cam.com/video/mjE3q6UPHbc/w-d-xo.html
@@SidPil I just watched that and my god, it is chaotic 😂
I saw him in a Resolve laundry commercial. Was sad that he didn't get to say how super easy it was to use
@@drusilla126 th-cam.com/video/szc8WVSbsGQ/w-d-xo.html
are you talking about this?
I looked it up after i saw your comment
Christmas songs about winter
me confused in Australia when it’s summer in Christmas
@MineSweeper And then everything Christmas related in Australia still has snow which is just ridiculous because we don't have snow at Christmas. Most of the country doesn't even have snow in winter.
Here in New Zealand Christmas is correlated with summer. But all the Christmas songs are about winter. We’ll be enjoying the warm sun and the song will just go ‘let it snow, let it snow, let it snow!”
@@Lily-ms3oj Yeah, exactly.
Olaf’s “In Summer” song in Frozen is truly the bridge between our two worlds
I’ve spent most of my life in Phoenix, Arizona, and while it’s winter, there’s nothing white about our Christmas either. Usually t-shirt and jeans weather on Christmas.
What makes these videos so funny is how he is so serious while doing this 😆. You are such a great TH-camr!
"Yeah, what is our business motto?"
"I think people are gonna like it."
Not the worst motto for a company I've ever heard.
Rather nice actually lol
He said model, not motto
My favorite Christmas song will always be “Stuff Senator Politician Did” by Johnathan Lawyer.
“...the Mayor doesn’t tip at restaurants.”
@@chenstormstout9456 "...the mayor kicked a dog once."
@RENEE PARK it’s called When Sketchy People Write Tell-All Books.
@RENEE PARK "When Sketchy People Write Tell-All Books"
Yeah and then he did a back flip snapped the bad guys neck and saved the day
Having notifications on is super easy, barely an inconvenience
So you have a video for me?
@@parcelman2678 Yes sir I do!
@@daymare0 So what's happening in the video?
@@professorx3060 4 grown up men talking about Christmas music
@@daymare0 Wow wow wow
2:36 Shoot they're realizing it's a simulation, quick roll it back, roll it back!
Please please please make a part 2 to this! I’m rolling hahaha 🤣
I was going to do homework but this is clearly more important
Literally what I was thinking
Same it's due tomorrow 200 more words
Yes lol
We made up our own lyrics as kids.
"and we can pretend he's Charlie Brown, we can hold the football for the snowman, and laugh our asses off as he falls down"
Hah! That's actually really funny. Like, give Charlie a break already, but hilarious.
Wayyyy better 😮
I love that so much better lol
Good grief.
Never heard that one before!
I always thought “You can do the job while you’re in town.” meant that they were going to marry the snowman.
I found out what those lyrics meant. In the meadow we can build a snowman: Kids building a snowman
Then pretend that he is parson brown! He'll say are you married, we'll say no man! But you can do the job while you're in town!
... OH! The kids are pretending to get married and playing pretend! How did i not get this
I'm not sure how accurate this is, but I heard that the real meaning of Baby It's Cold Outside is a lot more innocent than it sounds. During that time, unmarried men and women weren't supposed to be alone together / stay over at each others' houses. Basically, the song is about how she wants to stay, but feels like she has to leave for the sake of her image. He knows she doesn't want to leave and uses the fact that it's too cold as an excuse for her to stay without looking like she's sleeping around.
The weird thing about that song is that if you listen to it with the idea that the girl secretly wants to be there then it’s cute. But if the girl is actually meaning her words and wants to leave then it’s messed up. It’s kinda interesting...
@@facesncharcoal4152 by the way she says it she wanted to be there. It's a silly strawman argument by bored people looking for purpose
@@facesncharcoal4152 a woman who means what she says? That's a first. XD
You are guilty of assuming its about sex. If he is trying to tempt her to stay to play more cribbage would you care?
If not you need to reconsider your puritanical beliefs. You are the one pressuring her to leave- is pressuring someone not to have sex somehow not as bad as pressuring them to have sex?
@@mandowarrior123 uhhh it has nothing to do with what they plan on doing...regardless of whether they’re playing cribbage or whatever then if she wants to leave she should be able to stay and if she wants to stay she should stay. It’s just a matter of basic respect for someone’s choices.
Yea of course it's innocent. It's a sweet flirtatious song written in the 1940s. It's our modern depraved culture that has injected all this sick MeToo crap into it.
Letting it snow is super easy..... Mildly difficult....
"No not quite there"
Barely an inconvenience?
"There we go"
Ha
I’ve seen “Baby It’s Cold Outside” explained as a woman who likes the man, but is pressured by the older societal pressures not to stay the night
Well yeah, of course that's the original explanation. The woman *actually* likes the man but she's just saying 'no' because she wants to be the chaste, virtuous girl.
All this back when in the days of "when a woman says no, she really is just teasing you to make you work harder and if you'll pester her enough, she'll say yes".
But hey, times change. Which is fine. I don't think anyone is actually offended by the song. It usually makes me laugh when I listen to it.
Product of its time.
That's exactly what it is. People have gone full stupid.
My discomfort with the song comes from the line "The answer is no". I think societally we should have that as a line where you stop trying to convince or pressure someone into sex when they say that. I agree the song is a product of its time but perhaps we should reduce the amount it's on the airwaves, since I do think it's negatively affecting the social change we need to see with some people's understanding of consent.
@@buzz092 to be polite you are SUPPOSED to refuse a kind offer.
You are aware she agrees in the end? And he ISN'T propositioning her for sex. He doesn't make her or argue very hard, just little excuses.
Are you saying if anyone says no to anything you aren't allowed to convince them otherwise? Should father ted be banned because when the lady says 'won't you have a cup of tea father' and he goes 'no thank you' and she goes 'ahhh go on'
It isn't older societal pressures. They exist today hahaha. People will still assume you had sex if you stay the night, even though clearly in this song they wanted to continue their game of cribbage.
I wonder why they didn't take that guy seriously...he has such a commanding moustache...
"Do elves like Jingle Bell Rock?"
"Why does that even matter"
"Because we need the jingle hop too"
"Okay hold that thought"
@@AxxLAfriku Well that was a terrifying rabbit hole.
@@AxxLAfriku are you high?
@@kanyerahming oh, definitely, but I'm not sure if it's drugs he's high on though.
I love your sketches they always get me in a good mood after a bad day.
So I just learned the Winter Wonderland is a song about a couple planning to get married. It's amazing the things you miss as a kid. It's not even hidden or something you wouldn't understand.
Words have meanings? Nah, I just repeat them!
Now you’re asking questions nobody ever thought to ask. That being said, please do more of these. I beg you. There's so many more Christmas songs to call into question
"What about we have a song that sexualizes Santa?" "Yep I see nothing wrong with that"
Oooh, and what if we have another song, in which a kid watches their mum cheeting on their dad with santa!
Wow wow wow
One on birth defects and social stigma.. Peer group bullying. Only reversed when the mutant feature provides a direct benefit to the bullies.
The kids make a snowman. And it comes to life. Cute, right?
But they only put clothes on the top half. So this old guy with no pants on is chasing children around the town,
Then the sun does a back flip, melts the snow pervert. And saves the day.
What song is that?
@@alvallac2171 I'm guessing "Santa Baby"
"Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow" are incredible lyrics that have a great meaning behind them
its only 2 times not 3
@@worldmapping4895 listen to the Carly Rae Jepsen version
@@worldmapping4895 That's just incorrect. I've seen versions that swap back and forth between 2 and 3 times, but in most of them (including the original) they only ever repeat it 3 times.
@@brandtforester837 shit, i thought of frozen
3:09
This is why I watch Ryan George's ads.
“Let’s think of relatable Christmas songs”
“So how about one where a child just wants a literal hippopotamus for Christmas?”
“Perfect”
As Christmas songs go, that’s one of the most relatable ones to me. But I live in a climate where it never snows, and think hippos are really cool.
@@danieldaniels7571 they’re swimming murder cows
"No one's ever pretended that a snowman is Parson Brown."
Me: Wait, they didn't?
Edit: Why does this comment almost have as many likes as Ryan George's?!
Weird right. I thought everyone did that.
I did that once
Never has been- adstronaut
Parson Brown cosplay is very popular.
This video is on trending which is so good so Ryan might be able to move completely to this channel and not screenrant and we can get more quality content
This is how they got "Grandma got run over by a reindeer"
This takes place at a funeral.
"Tim I'm sorry to hear about what happend to your grandma"
"We told her not to go, after we were at the bar drinking eggnog and she just staggered out the door, we told her not to leave."
"Hey hey hey, what are you guys talking about?"
"My grandma was driving and hit a deer"
"Oh. That's hilarious! do you mind if you talk to my agent?"
"What? No-"
"Hello it's me the agent."
"Hello boss. This mans grandma hit a deer after drinking eggnog at the local bar nd she just staggered out the door, we told her not to leave"
"Oh that's hilarious I will put that into song form."
Grandma got run over by a reindeer
Walking home from our house Christmas eve
You can say there's no such thing as Santa
But as for me and grandpa we believe
She'd been drinking too much eggnog
And we begged her not to go
But she forgot her medication
And she staggered out the door into the snow
When we found her Christmas morning
At the scene of the attack
She had hoof-prints on her forehead
And incriminating Claus marks on her back
And then they made a music video, and then they made an animated special where her grandson's evil cousin wears a hula skirt with a lawyer and they sing a song called "Grandpa's gonna sue the pants off'a Santa"
Would love to see what kind of expired fruitcake and deernip they were own when they came up with that
"...you can do the job when you're in town." They had gone to the meadow which was the outskirts of the city limits. Parson Brown was out there chillin' (if you will) so they were basically saying, "You don't have to marry us right here right now. Just give us a ring whenever you're in town next and we'll set something up."
I even watch the sponsor portion of these videos. They're great :)
You're great!
"And then Santa Ryan did a backflip, snapped the Grinch's head and saved the day.."
The endings to these sketches are legitimately fantastic
This pairs perfectly with this years snowman video
I'm so late to this, but I had a friend who thought they were pretending the snowman was "parched and brown" ... like they were pretending it was summer 😆
Hi Ryan. 👋
Hi
And then santa did a backflip, snapped the bad guys neck, and Saaaaaaved theeeeeee DAAAAAAAAY
Wow wow wow... wow
Someone already made that joke before you
@@j.eremy.z Yeah but they didn't sing..did they?
@@bryansmart360 fair... lol
If you listen to the song, she actually keeps finding reasons to stay for a bit longer. She wants to stay, but she's worried about what everyone else will think. in the end she realizes that her sexuality belongs to no one else but herself and she decides to stay.
"you can tell she really wants it"... Well, maybe she does and maybe she doesn't. She's saying she should go. At this point you have the option of making it easy or hard for her. One of these makes you a sleazebag.
So you're saying "no" means "maybe", and "maybe" means "yes"? Gotcha.
@@ImpactWench That's part of the problem with trying to view things in the past through a modern cultural lense. She says in the song how "at least she can say she tried" and keeps looking for excuses for why she should stay, and he's trying to help her come up with them. She's saying she wants to stay, but "should" go, or "what would people say". She does say, "the answer is no" which is the most troublesome part, and with modern context would be extremely discomforting. However, in the context, the whole point is she's trying to create an excuse, that she wanted to leave so very badly, but she just couldn't because of the weather. She totally had no choice but to stay.
I don't blame anyone for having issues with the song, and anyone who doesn't take no for an answer today is disgusting beyond words. However, the details and context are important when discussing what is ethical.
What is the song name
@@gus7807It's called 'Baby It's Cold Outside'
The classic composers thought creating Christmas songs is difficult but it's super easy barely an inconvenience.
First guy to get a cut:
“Oh my gosh what’s this red stuff coming out of my body?!”
First guy to ever feel pain:
"I don't know. It's just this very unpleasant sensation, like something is very wrong with this very specific part of my body."
Ask the first king's son. Whatever he says, that's what we'll call the red stuff.
“Theres a weird white jagged thing sticking out of my arm.”
“Lets see if it works as a baseball bat.”
“My arm doesnt work anymore.”
meh
Surgeon: People pay me to make red stuff come out of their bodies!
Most Christmas songs are way darker than you'd think.
How so
@Sketchy Stuff _"He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake..."_ Just sounds like Santa is a stalker-
Yeah, like that one where a child is watching his mother have intimate relations with St. Nick who may or may not be his biological father? Can you imagine the stress of the divorce and potentially having to fly to the North Pole every other weekend?
@@zoopdterdoobdter5743 Which song is that? :o
@@justarandomfurbywithakitch903 'I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus' th-cam.com/video/e7t8YTbQSQc/w-d-xo.html
I can't believe I've only just found your channel. I've watched nearly all the pitch meetings and was craving more videos of you only to find this absolute gold mine of a channel. You're amazing
What about “oh give us some figgy pudding.... We won’t leave until we get some...”
Gets out Gun "Give Us the Fucking Pudding"
It's only now I realise I've never listened to the lyrics of this song
Yep. Googled the lyrics and half couldn't believe the Parson Brown thing was real.
The turn this took killed me. Literally loved this whole shit man, and love you so much 🧡
Please make a Part 2 to this! There are so many more songs that can be done!
Ryan George is an advertisers dream. He goes ALLLLLL in for them. 😏
You can tell by his commanding mustache that he has a serious stake in the company.
He's the son. So some day he'll in-HAIR-it.
@@brucebaker810 oh man, why did that joke nearly kill me 😂 good one
@@trh6441 Funs are punny. Thanks.
I was literally wondering this this morning.
Thanks Ryan
"So there's this little boy, and it's Christmas, and his mother is dying, and he wants to buy her a pair of shoes so she looks nice when she goes to heaven and meets Jesus, but he doesn't have enough money..."
"Making people cry on Christmas is super easy, barely an inconvenience..."
I’m not even sure what that song is. But that sounds like the best Christmas song ever!
@@timopper5488 It's called The Christmas Shoes. It's incredibly cheesey, but if it doesn't bring you to tears, you're not human!
I heard that song for the first time this past Christmas, while I was driving and listening to the radio. Totally got all choked up!
@@thomassmith6170 it was also made into an extremely cheesy movie that also makes you cry
"Definitely something about permission..." was not a rule that could be followed!
Consent is an issue throughout.
Illegal domestic access rampant. (Chimneys)
No flight plan filed.
Landing draft animals, a vehicle, and millions of tons of cargo, on the rooves of domestic structures without owners consent. Property damage? Religios holiday. Saint. So "act of God" anfd unclaimable?
Cookies on a plate. Consent is implied?
These always make me laugh! Thank you
All these years I mumbled "da da da da da da da da brown."
My friends name is actually parson brown, this was hilarious!
Is he married?
Is he melted?
@@brucebaker810 yes he sadly melted last year, i miss him
Being Parson Brown is super easy, barely an inconvenience