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Team Jacob! He always had Bella's back and took care of her when Edward abandoned her or left her.
truuuueee. I guess i just like toxic blood sucking men. sad lol
@@kallmekris I was team Edward cuz he was sparkly LMAO
son of a bisch i didnt even think of that, i mean edwards wealthy idk ..... but you made me consider teams lol
@@kallmekris LOL darling dont we all lol
@@Arcibun hes so shinnnyyyy 😍😍😍😍
I just want an entire book narrated by Kris' opening Irish voice. It was soothing.
yes
yess it kinda reminded me of minx
y……………es
@@coolpumpkins453 I TRANSLATED THAT AND IT SAID forks
I was Team Alice. Seriously, read their interactions sometime. But in all honesty, if I had to choose between those boys, It's be Jacob. The writer literally wrote in imprinting just to make him a suboptimal choice for Bella. But both were...not good for her. Both tried to control and manipulate her. They treated her like an object to be owned.
U was team font make no fucking sense cause that's not how the books go
U was team dont make no fucking sense cause that's not how the books go
Thank you! I was too (by that I mean earlier this year my sister forced me to watch twilight and then regretted it because the whole time I was like, dude, they both suck and Alice is better
I was team jasper
I was team Edward- I had a crush on him for a while I- :,)
i love kmk so fking much she doesnt hate on anyone, comming from a therian, furry, and lesbian, ive watched her videos just for a pick me up when im sad or just need sm to laugh at.
PPL WHO LOVE KMK UNITE!!!!❤❤❤❤
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2:30 the guy who said “can i get into someone’s bed, I don’t even sleep here ” is a legend
Sum
If your having a bad day, you can just watch one of Kris's videos to smile every time. Thanks Kris, your doing great.
Agreed 🙃
Aww
*you're
Ahahaha! I came here for the grammar Nazi, and I wasn't disappointed... 🤦🤣
so true
I was Team Alice! She was just such a fun and positive person, easily my favorite character in the book!
Thats NOT A OPTION
Always team Jacob, he would never leave her like Edward did for months, he would keep her warm, he would protect the child TEAM JACOBB
The "Gather around for Kris reads screens" always makes me laugh! I love it
lmao same
5:02 Kris punching Pete
...
PETE! BLINK TWICE IF YOU NEED US TO SAVE YOU!
:Pete: “blink” “blink”
👀👀👁️😑👁️😑
Kris, might I say, your hair and makeup is absolutely on point today, as usual. ✨
It always is
So many bots-
awwww tanks!
Ur welcome kris
@Tommy 🅥 no
As an Irish person that accent was spot on 👌
Lol, I thought she had a cold when she spoke at the beginning. Then felt stupid when she said she was Irish. 😂
I was also team Jacob as I group up watching him (shark boy) and I also LOVE animals and couldn't resist the thought of cuddling with wolfs.
Team Jasper/Alice because their love story and that moment he looked at her after telling Bella their story, "you kept me waiting" and his response "my apologies ma'am." Perfect ^_^
Seriously, it’s been a good few years since I’ve seen that and I still can’t get over it lol
So then Team Jalice
Nah fr like fuck the whole live triangle in just waiting for a series on Alice and Jasper's love story
wait what when and who did he say that too, also they were siblings, plz dont brush off my comment just cuz of the siblings part, answer the first question plz! its quite annoying ngl
@@bishhhh2009 siblings was only a cover story the Cullen family lived so not to draw suspicion from humans.
The conversation was during Jasper telling the story to Bella of how he and Alice first met if I remember correctly. 😁
Team Alice because she was the best. Caring, always cleaning her brother's mess, loved bella.
No team Carlisle. He’s hot
I was team Alice as well but everyone told me that be gay was weird so I just said team Jacob cuz he was tolerable 😭
I agree, she was very chill and cool in all the movies
a good TH-camr is someone who doesn't judge without out reason you have my respect
Kris makes me nervous when she compliments us, even if it’s just a “u looking great”😩
true
I get the same feeling lmao 🤣
so many bots☠️☠️☠️💀💀💀☠️☠️☠️💀💀💀
hehehhehehe
@@kallmekris sorry to be annoying, but can u reply to my comment? Xx u don’t have to! 💖
I was team Charlie Swan. I digged that stache, and he was literally the only non toxic person.
Same! The only normal one there 🤣
....it's so true now that you say that.....
Omg nooo 💀
And was the best comical relief ever
The dad 😦
Kris. I love how you say like “ Hope your doing well” or “ love your hair.” Thanks!
Watching kris ramble on "apple maps, you know on the crest, crust, ooh pizza, crest.. I should brush my teeth" makes me realize I do the same thing
The “Gather around for kris reads screens” always makes me laugh, I love it!
2:55 that was an older model Toyota Yaris, around the mid 2010's or so. Because the speedometer was actually in the center of the dash instead of being in front of the driver they put cup holders in the corners like that along with that little storage compartment due to the fact that there was no center console in the car.
I went straight to the comments to find this answer 😂!
The comment I was looking for, I used to have this car (2012) and I loved the cupholders
I have an older Yaris and I gotta say, those are the worst cupholders I've ever had to use. 😅
While everybody explains the team they’re on, can we take a moment to appreciate the punches she’s throwing. Good form.
She was literally punching Pete while I read this comment 😅
Yes
I was Team Jasper😂He was probably the healthiest boy: He was gentlemanly, respectful, tried his best not to attack the humans around him while he was learning to control his blood thirst, he cared about Bella's feelings, and He absolutely ADORED Alice😍
I have never found a single person who thought the same as me, my twin!
Team Edward. They always looked so good together. He only left Bella to protect her but I love how he was willing to die for her when he thought she was dead because he couldn't live without her. but I do like how Jacob was always there for her.
edit: Tysm for all the likes y'all.❣
TEAM EDWARD even if jacob took care of bella after she reunited with edward they were a power couple a lot of people liked and loved😍🥰
YES! I agree
She looks exhausted but still makes videos for us. She is fucking awesome! Love you Kris ♥️♥️
I HAVE THE SAME NAME
@@rowanhouk8749 hey you do!!
no swearing child
She’s gots to pay the bills tho
@@GimmeUrBeans kris does it all the time
Did anyone notice that Kris fighting with Pete was exactly like Doctor Mike fighting with his plant?😂
I was about to comment that LOL
yesssss i thought that too!!
Xd
Yup
YES. I LOVE WHEN PEOPLE DO THAT
Team Edward. The only reason why I’m team Edward is because I get to laugh hysterically whenever I watch them stare deeply into each other’s souls in the movies 😂
I love Taylor ❤
@@Dxyl1ght ME TOO
@@onelobestudios yayyy! Also new sub ❤️
"He was making a chicken breast *mEoW*"
The sound effects made me crack up.🤣
Kris you never fail to brighten mine and others days. I really love how you always complement others so they feel special. Kris you always make me smile:) I love you so much Kris! Have a fantastic day❤️
*never fail to brighten our day
**compliment
@@christopherlh4379 don’t…. It really doesn’t matter, and right now you look like you’re very shallow and annoying.
I’m having a REALLY bad day and watching Kris just brighten it up a little bit. Thanks Kris! Who else needs a drink.
A drink??🙃
I can't drink I'm under 21😅
i mean... i do need water? in fact, i was bouta get my lazy a$$ up and get some... i gotta go do that.
I need beer right now
Team Alice for suuuuuure!❤ She was so pure and kind, and perfect girl. And she always had bellas back
I love how Kris was making a joke about being a gross introvert during the purge. She then also just straight up redefined the sociopolitical issues that the purge became.
I was in the middle of a mental breakdown and kris always helps so I just wanted to say that i really appreciate how nice and chill and funny kris is (:
who is in the middle of a mental breakdown and was like kmk posted let me watch that 🤔
@@melanniejohnson6750 let’s just fix up the breakdown yknow
I love that in every start of her videos after her intro she compliments us it feels so nice ❣️❣️
team edward because he was respectful of bella's choices and valued consent🙂
The fact that I watch and continuously re-watch your videos and just am brought more and more joy each time-every time a new video is out it's like Christmas I swear- love you kris!
Same!
I love how in every video she compliments us! I just feel better about myself
When you have to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night, but you have to walk down the scary hallway with the creepy shadows: 1:17
Team Jacob!!! He was always looking out for Bella! He's so sweet to her!
kris is more chaotic than the videos she's watching 😂😂😂😂😭
I'm Team Kris cuz she's the best
Probably needs to sleep
Agreed
omg that b true, and i thought mine was good
🤣
MAN I WISH I CHOSE TEAM KRIS
U rlly wanted a like from her did you
10:03 when i tell you i instinctively closed my eyes and looked away 😂
10:00 I love this part 😭
I love how when she was explaining all that about Timmy’s inability to read, an add cuts her ass OFF-💀💀💀
I'm a guy, so Team Alice! I can't get enough of that pixie cut and she was always so bubbly and just awesome! Not to mention she had the best power being able to see the future and all :D
Same
Partial future? a possible future?
Team Jacob, he was looking out for Bella and had her back so Bella and Jacob forever❤❤❤
Team Jasper 😁 I always thought Edward was a bit creepy with the whole watching Bella sleep BEFORE they got together and Jacob acted like someone was trying to take his favorite toy (Bella) away from him. While Jasper's past is filled with horror and blood, he went from one war, where he was fighting in what he believed in, to another one where he had zero idea what was happening or going on before having to fight just to stay alive. He easily could have stayed and fully give in to his vampiric nature, thus killing his humanity. Instead, he left all that behind and tried to find some peace and who he was again.
Agreed. And he’s def the best looking in the whole movie. I feel like he and Alice are the best characters
@@tinytiny7044 yeessssssss 👏
6:38 that punch seemed personal lmao
Team Edwards because he possesses the perfect balance between confidence and modesty. He is an incredibly talented athlete who remains humble and approachable. His dedication to his craft and passion for the sport are evident in every game he plays, making him a true inspiration both on and off the court.
damn you really recited this shit, sounds like something a report card would have sm
This sound like my report card in 2nd grade
4:03 not kris literally having an existential crisis and than going back to normal-💀💀💀
U always find a way to make me smile kris, I just wanna thank u for that ❤️
can we all just appreciate that even when Kris might be having a shit day she never fails to make the rest of us happy? thanks so much Kris you always make me smile and feel like it's gonna be okay.
Can we just appreciate your profile pic!! Love love love TBS!! ❤️❤️
10:05 and the fact that Elmo is 3 years old.
WE LOVE YOU KRIS
Let's just thank Kris for ALWAYS making my day ❤️🥰🔥
Fun fact Kris Never fails us to entertain us and she makes the best high quality content ever and she makes our day or night even better keep it up with the awesome work 💯
Fr
so much bots wth 💀
@@samamerie Im no a bot
@@samamerie or are you on about the link bots???
Why does it make me so happy when kris tells us we look good 😭? Came back 4 months later lmao i have 86 likes? Ty
Fr. Love you kris!!!
right????!!!!!
True it's like my daily reminder I'm a good person in the world
Ikr it makes me so happy lol 😭
Yea it makes me crying with happiness
4:53 the way the chair slowly turned had me dying 😂😂😂😂😂 my bag has bricks so i can swing it and hit people!!!! So fun
IM JUST KIDDING I PROMISS
When Kris uploads you know it's gonna be good thank you Kris for making our day
Kris I love how you give us complements and in nearly every video you give us random quotes that Jay edited in and I love your videos I watch them nearly every day!
Kris you made me feel more myself than anybody in the world has and that’s really means a lot to me so just so you know keep doing what you’re doing and we all love you and support you
Oh my god the first moment I saw her in this video I was like "Oh shit she went emo. What has tiktok done to you" lmaoo, love the look
I love how kris always compliments us and finds a way to make us smile 😍
10:01 “I’m a pirate Elmo!”
2 seconds later
Kris:Oh Elmo’s twreking
Edit: Oh my thx for the likes
Hahahahaha😂😂😂
Lmao 😂
i literaly spit my water when i saw this part im dead
Lmao same
There is just one thing Kallmekris and Dr.Mike have in common…
The urge to punch nearby objects inside their office 🤜🐲 🤜🪴
And that a bunch of us watch both of them 😎
@@cosplayingmaster4713 Yes😎
i forgot that those moveis existed for a moment so my brain saw those pictures and said 'who tf's jacob and edward, thats shark boy and cedric diggory' 😂😂😂
2:25
One of the kids said, “I’m getting in a bed even though I don’t even sleep here!!”
🤣🤣 this part had me rolling!!
can i just say i love how she started putting in the "gather round while kirs reads screens" it always makes me smile and you make me smile
( Platonically)
kris always makes me smile and when ever your feel down kris makes you feel so much better x
6:17 our pockets are bigger cause we gotta carry y'all stuff lol
I was the underrated Team Jasper! Pretty boy with a tragic past is always an A+ combo for me. Add in control issues and you get angst potential for days!
No one:
Me: **runs to bed faster then the fucking flash**
2:25
5:04
Relatable- But for me it's in the middle of the day when both my parents are sleeping- In fact I rearranged my room quite recently
6:30 i love how she needed to do a double take on that 😂😂😂😂
Today's my birthday and I'm turning 14. I want to thank you so much for making me smile everyday. It's been rough for a few years and I am very surprised and proud I made it this far because I never thought I'd live to see this day. I owe you so many thank yous because you have made me feel like I'm not alone in this world. If it weren't for your funny personality, I don't how I would've made it. Thank you so incredibly much and please keep going. 😊
Happy late birthday 🥳. Hope everything goes well for you.
@@Ajinnora Ty, I wish the same for u too! :)
Team Edward because Kris' opinion is always best. 1:45
What show are u talking about?
@@harryporter4724 I think it's Twilight or something, I have honestly no idea 😅
Thanks for another day brightening video Kris. Love the hair btw and I'm on whatever team your on... mostly because my anxiety is too crippling to make my own decision. Keep up the awesomeness you are literally my favorite human ever.
Kris: "I'm also in like a nighty (?), rn, btw. it- it's like midnight rn while I'm filming this"
me watching this at 4:35 am...
The way Kris boosts our self esteem makes my day. Much love Kris❤️
Kris always makes me happy she's so kind
6:18 one time my brother put like... 14 copies of "Lord of the Flies" in one pocket, along with a Nintendo switch and his phone
Just curious, older or younger?
@@PlayerRBLX_ older
Kris 😂 you make me laugh so much, your commentary is the most entertaining and funniest thing. I love your videos. Don't ever change.
Kris you are so good at this. You are hilarious and gifted, never stop being you!!! And girl the HAIR IS 🔥🔥🔥 SLAYYY
"I bet you my parents wish they could've done that to me. Get it? Cause I'm ga-" love that one of my fav parts😂😂
Kris, as a qualified Irish, your accent was AWESOME! I love you, you're the best youtuber x
love to meet you someday. I love how you make us all smile even if you're having a bad day. Thank you Kris :)
2:29 “HOLY SHIT GET IN A BED I DONT EVEN SLEEP HERE”
Omg Kris your hair! It’s stunning just like always
Omg 😱 Kris your hair and makeup look stunning!!!!Love how Kris never fails to entertain us, and her accents are very impressive!! 🙃🙃🙃
Something I adore about Kris is that she thinks the window-levels of a cruise ship are underwater like a luxury submarine. I love you so much
Well, I mean, if it's sinking...
@@nihtgengalastnamegoeshere7526 💀💸
It's sinking! That implicates "underwater"😮
Yeah, for some reason, I randomly wake up at night and take a flashlight and clean my room. I dunno why. 😂❤🎉
Kris is the chaotic energy i crave
okay like tell me how the heck you slay literally everytime a video pops up you are so gorgeous 😭😭😭
8:53 Well damn... I'm going to go buy a Birthday Cake and some ice creme right now!
E D W A R D
I just think that like even if Jacob was caring, if Edward didn’t do what he did (leave and disappear and stuff) then Bella would be dead. . .
He can’t control the fact that he met her. And either way, Jacob was so forceful with his feelings on Bella.
I knew someone who was team Jacob and they only liked him cause he had a motorcycle 😭
I Smile every time Kriss compliments us
You honestly make me so happy Kris your god damn hilarious and your such a kind soul I love you so much❤❤❤
I love how you just say stuff and don't give a shit what other people say its amazing
Keep on doing what you love and giving every1 hope and love kris all my love and support
we dont rlly know that but still
9:25: Kris: buy a cake tomorrow
Me: it is literally my brother’s birthday so yeah I will😂
Love you Kris! You always make me smile.
I was #TeamJacob because first of all, he was waaaay better looking... and didn't like the new stupid idea of a sparkling vampire.
fair point
Slay