Three Great British Wartime Deceptions

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    Tales of Gallipoli and the Dardanelles in World War One, El Alamein in WW2, and of the extraordinarily successful failure that was Operation Camilla in East Africa. One man with terrific hair rambles for over half an hour about ruses of deceit against the enemies of the Empire.
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  • @anythingeyesay
    @anythingeyesay 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2349

    The Sergeant-Major growled at the young soldier: "I didn’t see you at camouflage training this morning." Soldier: "Thank you very much, sir."

    • @Gremthebeliever
      @Gremthebeliever 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@jwhine shush it's a joke

    • @James-dq7oi
      @James-dq7oi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@jwhine in Britain you would

    • @drunkenbarbarian8211
      @drunkenbarbarian8211 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@jwhine Yeah in the British Army you would be a WO if you are a Seargent Major and would therefore be addressed as "Sir".

    • @sunstone6106
      @sunstone6106 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Why do you never see Batman hiding in a tree? Because he's so good at it.

    • @solidus784
      @solidus784 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@jwhine did someone get you a funny bone for Christmas?

  • @adrienfraser5990
    @adrienfraser5990 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4120

    Only lindybeige can make galipoli into a tale of British military triumph

    • @Dominic-fd2wz
      @Dominic-fd2wz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +262

      Adrien Fraser "The Bren gun is objectively better than the Spandau!"

    • @Debilinside
      @Debilinside 6 ปีที่แล้ว +474

      Well actually he stated it didn't went well. The evacuation was indeed really successful. Crisis management at its best.

    • @sebastiantiainen2749
      @sebastiantiainen2749 6 ปีที่แล้ว +357

      Adrien Fraser he said the campaign was a cock up but the retr...tactical repositioning was a success...

    • @gildedbear5355
      @gildedbear5355 6 ปีที่แล้ว +334

      When you are in a no win situation, successfully living to fight another day is definitely a military triumph.

    • @stephenwoods4118
      @stephenwoods4118 6 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Breaking contact is often difficult at best.

  • @fryingpancakes8445
    @fryingpancakes8445 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3581

    Sun Tzu: "All warfare is based on deception; when we are near, we must make the enemy believe we are far away; when far away, we must make him believe we are near. "
    British: "When we are near, we make the enemy believe that we tried to make them believe we are near but we are far away but we are actually near them the whole time."
    Sun Tzu: "Damn son. Very nice!"

  • @QemeH
    @QemeH 6 ปีที่แล้ว +467

    The last one is hilarious :D
    "We're gonna attack you on the left! Hear me? On the left!"
    "Ooh shit, better hide on the right."
    Even the best strategists underestimated italian self-preservation and indifference to any colonies :D

  • @leespencer4595
    @leespencer4595 6 ปีที่แล้ว +204

    ‘A plan so cunning, you could put a tail on it and call it a weasel’.

    • @krixpop
      @krixpop 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      another cunning plan Baldrick ?

    • @frednurc4088
      @frednurc4088 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      A truly cunning plan my Lord

    • @askhams
      @askhams 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Maybe, but could I brush my teeth with it??

  • @ShubhamBhushanCC
    @ShubhamBhushanCC 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1274

    The Tank-Lorry disguise is the military equivalent of one kid standing on other's shoulder and covering up with an overcoat.

    • @gastonbell108
      @gastonbell108 6 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      Studies have shown that human psychology is predictable: when you present a man with something he's EXPECTING and WANTING to see, he's vastly more likely to accept it as reality, and if enough gullible types report the same thing, the few suspicious-types who report otherwise will be ignored and dismissed as doom-sayers.
      Stalin and Hitler were both engaged in hardcore exercises of optimistic self-deception prior to Barbarossa: Stalin was outraged that any of his generals would suggest Hitler WOULD attack him (since he'd personally declared, wrongly, that Hitler respected him and was afraid of his might), and Hitler was outraged that any of his generals would suggest he COULDN'T attack Stalin (since he'd already personally determined, wrongly, that he could defeat any nation, even the Soviets).
      Both of those decisions proved to be deadly to millions of their own citizens. One in the short term (right up until Stalingrad), and the other in the long term (every battle afterwards).

    • @wouterkessel4852
      @wouterkessel4852 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@gastonbell108 Part of hitlers reason for thinking he would be able to win against Russia with extreme ease was that the Russians had lost nearly every single war they fought in the past 20 years with the exception of the recent battles against Poland.

    • @dc3189
      @dc3189 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No its not

    • @trevermarco9206
      @trevermarco9206 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@dc3189 no u

    • @RedwoodTheElf
      @RedwoodTheElf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I would compare it to the "Cups and balls" trick. You show them the ball periodically so they think they know where it really is, but by the time he's picking which cup the ball is under, it's actually in the operator's palm.

  • @mrunseen3797
    @mrunseen3797 6 ปีที่แล้ว +259

    English general: "I have a cunning plan!" and it was actually cunning!

    • @krixpop
      @krixpop 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Andrew Harper George ...Seriously ?!

    • @orangepekoe5243
      @orangepekoe5243 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@krixpop perhaps Captain Darling had some smarts under his cap

    • @dirkbastardrelief
      @dirkbastardrelief 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Makes sense. The British invented oral.

    • @u.h.forum.
      @u.h.forum. 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@orangepekoe5243 sussy boy.

    • @askhams
      @askhams 5 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Does it involve, getting out of the trenches, and walking very slowly towards the Germans??

  • @lukeernst2101
    @lukeernst2101 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1665

    They’re actually called Battle Bamboozles

    • @MatrixPanda
      @MatrixPanda 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      h*ck *
      No swearing please.

    • @phantomaviator1318
      @phantomaviator1318 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      No they're called Fatal Follies

    • @galthamann
      @galthamann 6 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      The Big British Battle Bamboozles, presented by your bearded buddy Blloyd

    • @kieranfitz
      @kieranfitz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      hedders no hecking swearing? What the heck is this? A hecking Christian minecraft server?

    • @harbl99
      @harbl99 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Why are you mislabelling Scufflterfuges?

  • @TR4zest
    @TR4zest 4 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    In Camilla, whereby Italians withdrew from what they thought was a target, before it as attacked reminds me of the old joke: How do you spot an Italian tank? (It has one forward gear and four reverse).

    • @zekedia2223
      @zekedia2223 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I heard the same about the french lol

    • @simoneriksson8329
      @simoneriksson8329 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The one forward gear is there just in case the enemy attack from behind

    • @callum105
      @callum105 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@zekedia2223 i know its a joke but really it was the french commanders that screwed the french, not the bravery of the french. char b tanks getting sent all over the countryside, running out of fuel and then being dismantled/destroyed and abandoned before even seeing battle so the germans dont get thier hands on them when the germans were no where near them at the time, because intel said they were near.

    • @BadWebDiver
      @BadWebDiver 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Axis Powers Hetalia is true.

  • @WireMosasaur
    @WireMosasaur 6 ปีที่แล้ว +177

    That one lone radio operator in the qattara depression unwittingly providing such helpful code-cracking... I feel bad for having such a good giggle about that.

    • @alexandermathieson4774
      @alexandermathieson4774 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      in the movie of the enigma code breakers, Alan Turing is reported as getting the same information from the daily weather report , the last line had the same number of digits each morning,2 words ,4 letters and 6 letters . leading to the deciphering of the code and the destruction of Coventry , saving many lives.

    • @I_V_X
      @I_V_X 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Nothing to report

    • @kumasenlac5504
      @kumasenlac5504 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      In the run-up to D-Day there was a particular look-out post in France which was overflown by a Spitfire or two every morning. The observer stuck to identical wording of his report every day (apart from the number of aircraft) and this enabled BP to have a head-start on the day's Enigma settings.

  • @lomax343
    @lomax343 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1151

    When talking about fuel cans in the desert, you miss a chance of a rather interesting digression (how unlike you...). The fuel cans used by the Afrika Korps were greatly superior to those issued to the Eighth Army - which were prone to splitting when roughly handled. As such, fuel cans nicked from the Germans were highly prized amongst the British. This is how the term Jerry-can entered the English language.

    • @harbl99
      @harbl99 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      TIL. Cheers lomax343.

    • @lomax343
      @lomax343 6 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      Lindy has never needed much of an excuse for a digression. That would have been far from his flimsiest.

    • @lindybeige
      @lindybeige  6 ปีที่แล้ว +291

      Yes, the flimsies performed very badly in the desert. At times there was a much as 30% losses due to leakage.

    • @jessegd6306
      @jessegd6306 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      ...Huh, neat.

    • @lomax343
      @lomax343 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @ yeoldebiggetee - OK, it's a fair cop. You suckered me.

  • @dentistguba
    @dentistguba 6 ปีที่แล้ว +350

    I guess there's something to be said for consolidating more Italian forces together so you can make them all surrender at once rather than chasing them around different countries.

    • @dentistguba
      @dentistguba 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Germans would have loved for the russians to over commit in one small area and become encircled for example.

    • @jackofshadows8538
      @jackofshadows8538 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      But the Soviets did... constantly. Even as late as 1945 [although they had other forces in such numbers that the German encircling forces would often collapse & retreat... particularly after Operation Bagration].
      One could argue that the USSR HAD the forces to annihilate a few encircling small German Kampfgruppen [say, east of Kiev in summer '41?] when barely a Regt of 88 Flak, anti-tank Abt, 2 Pz Recon Abt and several German Army Pz Gren and [mot] Infantry units [w Luftwaffe support, of course] tore into the fleeing mass of Soviet T-28s, T-60s, and Infantry, etc but the Soviet High Command just didn't have the experience/doctrine to deal with a highly successful mobile German Armed force at that point in the war.
      Also, many of the Soviet troops that weren't captured - after all, how could a handful of German Kampfgruppen possibly HOPE to capture 750,000 Soviet troops? - became a rather powerful, desperate armed force of partisans that bugged the Germans until the Soviets took the offensive and Stalin had all these partisans sent to Gulags post-war. C'est la vie!
      But the Soviets [Stalin's fault] allowed many forces to overextend in spring '42, summer '42 at Rzhev [Zhukov's fault] BUT it drew off German Panzer forces that would have been available to help 6th Army at Stalingrad, Kharkov in spring '42, Kharkov in spring '43 and too many to mention BUT the Soviets learnt that strengthening the flanks of a beakthru whilst feeding the vanguard with POL, spares and reserves was the way to siphon off German reserves into pointless counters without success.
      Hurra! for Mother Russia!

    • @neilgriffiths6427
      @neilgriffiths6427 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Jack of Shadows - wow - a whole essay on a totally unrelated subject. 🙄

    • @jackofshadows8538
      @jackofshadows8538 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Awwww... poor neil. Is this modern world all too much for you? Why in the world would you reply just for a snide comment?
      [hint: try 'NOT READING' unrelated content in the Comments Section next time]

    • @neilgriffiths6427
      @neilgriffiths6427 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jack of Shadows - DO try to shush now, nap time.

  • @taneli5026
    @taneli5026 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    The British: What the hell are you Italians doing here?
    The italians: I should ask you the same question.

  • @michaelmartin9022
    @michaelmartin9022 6 ปีที่แล้ว +598

    Legend has it the Turks are still waiting for the attack. "Aaaany minute now"

    • @JasperJ1nks
      @JasperJ1nks 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @Michael Martin I know I’m a year late but that was golden. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @bernardomenezes808
      @bernardomenezes808 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@JasperJ1nks and the Turks are still waiting!

    • @appleslover
      @appleslover 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@bernardomenezes808 yeah I am right there waiting for you guys
      I wish you come early in the spring so that we have tea together and let you know how Turkish tea is much better than British one even though you are most known for it

    • @bernardomenezes808
      @bernardomenezes808 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@appleslover I'm not British. I am braazilian

    • @appleslover
      @appleslover 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@bernardomenezes808 🤣

  • @laurenzreichelt4911
    @laurenzreichelt4911 6 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    That second deception was absolutely unbelievably marvelous

  • @jason41a
    @jason41a 6 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    listening to this guy is a joy. it's like having a conversation with your prefessor, best friend, and your hobby enthusiast all at once.

  • @GuineaPigEveryday
    @GuineaPigEveryday 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I love the differing Italian and German response to deception, when Germans spot the enemy planning to assault one location they make sure to staunchly defend it. When Italians hear their territory is being attacked by the British, flee for your lives. Of course a simplification but still from some of the stories Lindybeige tells, like 1942 21 AT guns v 100 tanks, it is not surprising the Italian behaviour.

  • @Koolaidrulz21
    @Koolaidrulz21 6 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    Hey Lloyd, you might also be interested in the HNLMS Abraham Crijnssen, a dutch ship that escaped the Japanese disguised as a bush (well an island but still)

    • @masterson0713
      @masterson0713 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wow

    • @iceomistar4302
      @iceomistar4302 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Wow, My stepdad's stepfather was in Indonesia on a Dutch Battleship and was captured by the Japanese, they had tried carving out huge wooden guns on the hull to make themselves look intimidating amd he was one of the operators. It did not work and they were captured and sent to prison camps where they were treated horribly.

    • @mikereger1186
      @mikereger1186 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      This might end up on Indy Neidell’s WW2 week by week, it’s the kind of detail he likes :)

    • @roylecomte4606
      @roylecomte4606 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Flying Dutchman as Island by Japanese. Honest minitrisation

    • @jacktuckish4078
      @jacktuckish4078 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      YRUThinkn #@#

  • @steam0001
    @steam0001 6 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    When growing up I remember hearing stories of a man how made an anti tank mine that look like camel droppings with the idea that enemy tank drivers would drive over camel droppings because the weight of the droppings would set of a mine so intact droppings no mined. They caught on to this trick so he made a mine with tank tracks going through the droppings and next with criss crossed tracks going through droppings to fool the enemy.

    • @AlexanderRM1000
      @AlexanderRM1000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @Fidd88 I was about to say, "If I'd seen the Germans had caught on to the trick I'd have just started leaving real camel-droppings in places with no mines"; glad to know the French version didn't require them to do that themselves

    • @AlexanderRM1000
      @AlexanderRM1000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Fidd88 Personally I'd probably throw a dead rat into the boiler myself, to dispose of it and get a tiny bit of energy out- then again I'm 1/4th German-American so I suppose that doesn't disprove the "different racial psychology" hypothesis.
      Still, explosives disguised as coal like the Confederacy made a few of during the civil war seem like a more sure thing. Pretty nasty, there's a theory that after the war ended an explosion on a boat carrying freed Union POWs back to the north was caused by one; nobody knows if it was a bitter Confederate or if it just happened to still be in an old batch of coal.

    • @julianwaugh8221
      @julianwaugh8221 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The Germans are very good at making precision boxes unfortunately they don't think outside of the box

  • @keleko77
    @keleko77 5 ปีที่แล้ว +277

    Just imagine being a turk in the trenches thinking every morning "this is it this is the day I die" just to find out that they were played like a damn fiddle

    • @anthonyhayes1267
      @anthonyhayes1267 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Well, as the infamous retort goes, "Fiddles are actually difficult to play. I played you like the cheap kazoo that you are."

    • @Oberon4278
      @Oberon4278 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@anthonyhayes1267 Well that's why they call it "played like a fiddle," because you can only fiddle if you're a very talented musician! Otherwise you're just playing a violin ;-)

    • @alexandermathieson4774
      @alexandermathieson4774 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      i'd say there was some sort of embarrassment followed by some feelings of relief

    • @Whiskers4169
      @Whiskers4169 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Aha sana sıhıyeci çantası - battlefield 1 with bad voice acting

  • @ellin67
    @ellin67 5 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    If the Entente commanders had been as inventive upon landing as they were upon leaving, Gallipoli may have turned out differently for them.

    • @BadWebDiver
      @BadWebDiver 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      A amazing thing is that the forward scouts came within sight of the northern coast on the FIRST DAY! The allied commanders didn't follow up immediately on that, and the rest was history.

  • @magicman9218
    @magicman9218 6 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    Whenever you feel sad in life remember someone somewhere had dysentery and frostbite at the same time

    • @gtbkts
      @gtbkts 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yea, life can always be worse.

    • @53gaDr34mc4st
      @53gaDr34mc4st 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      And were getting shot at and shelled, too!

  • @SpectreOZ
    @SpectreOZ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +397

    The delayed firing rifle (drip gun) was invented by Lance Corporal Scurry and Private Lawrence of the 7th Battalion Australian Imperial Forces 👍

    • @williamchamberlain2263
      @williamchamberlain2263 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      I read that in WWII Australian troops also invented what the US now call 'tacticals' at Tobruk: strap an abandoned Italian light cannon to the back of a truck, then hoon into range during a German attack, pull the string, and gtfo again.

    • @cryptotharg7400
      @cryptotharg7400 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@williamchamberlain2263 - "Hoonism", for the win!

    • @fartmerchant762
      @fartmerchant762 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Private Lawrence then went on to become Corporal Lawrence, these days he's better known as the "The Old Man" or simply 106

    • @garethbeare7319
      @garethbeare7319 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bullshit. The Lee Enfield .303 bolt-action rifle was a highly efficient weapon.

    • @jimiweetbix8926
      @jimiweetbix8926 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@garethbeare7319 what does your comment have to do with any of the comments here?

  • @ScoopDogg
    @ScoopDogg 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This channel reminds me of sitting in class when it was my fave history teacher, the time just flew by and I remember when the lesson was over, nobody got out their chair at the normal mach 2 when the bell rang as the normal in all the other lessons we didn't like, we just sat there like stunned rabbits waiting for more. Great orator and so interesting topics you seem to pull out things I never even knew about. Bravo Nikolas and thankyou

  • @baruchben-david4196
    @baruchben-david4196 6 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    I love how the Brits played these mind games. Well done.

    • @julianwaugh8221
      @julianwaugh8221 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You have to know how to play cricket to understand the British mind googlies and silly mid off are actaul cricketing terms also going for a duck butter fingers and knock the Hun for six!

  • @MrDUneven
    @MrDUneven 6 ปีที่แล้ว +185

    Imagine a battle between two fanthom armies. Two small groups trying to make each other believe they are bigger army and trying to trick where the attacks are going to come.

    • @thomasraahauge5231
      @thomasraahauge5231 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Now *that* sounds like fun! :-D

    • @amitabhakusari2304
      @amitabhakusari2304 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Which group has the Bren gun?

    • @thomasraahauge5231
      @thomasraahauge5231 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      That would be the lucky ones . . .

    • @MrDUneven
      @MrDUneven 6 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Amitabha Kusari
      Both sides would try to convince the other side that they have them.

    • @thomasraahauge5231
      @thomasraahauge5231 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      MrDUneven: AND neither side have bren guns?

  • @briangarrow448
    @briangarrow448 6 ปีที่แล้ว +696

    As a Brian, I wholeheartedly approve of this name usage.
    Well done, gentleman
    Well done.

    • @pyrphoros8739
      @pyrphoros8739 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I am Brian!

    • @arguspanoptes9510
      @arguspanoptes9510 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I'm Brian, no! I'M Brian, I'M Brian. I'm Brian, ...... er.. I mean Sparticus

    • @OutOfNamesToChoose
      @OutOfNamesToChoose 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      WELEASE BWIAN!

    • @vaclav_fejt
      @vaclav_fejt 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I am Brian! And my wife is also Brian!

    • @1337flite
      @1337flite 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      You're not the messiah. You're just a very naughty boy.

  • @slamham1689
    @slamham1689 6 ปีที่แล้ว +271

    Operation Overlord is DEFINITELY happening at PAS DE CALAIS. Not Normandy, PAS DE CALAIS

    • @samholdsworth3957
      @samholdsworth3957 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Slam Ham they'd be foolish to go the long way!

    • @jackofshadows8538
      @jackofshadows8538 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      OF COURSE! Send the Pz Divisions to ze Pas de Calais!! Zis vill be zer 2nd Dieppe!

    • @Sam-no8tt
      @Sam-no8tt 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why would they come to England and some going to the other parts, we're being led into disaster by incompetent morons.

    • @GoranXII
      @GoranXII 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Not just the Pas De Calais, but also Norway, And Greece.

    • @hadrianbuiltawall9531
      @hadrianbuiltawall9531 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      It should be noted that by the time of D-Day, the Germans had been successfully decieved enough that they never trusted anything the British did. The first two days of Normandy where thought to be a diversion or a Dieppe type attack. The British had to use a dead body off the Spanish coast found by Franco and handed over to the Germans because anything less would have screamed "british trap".

  • @blusofa8814
    @blusofa8814 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'd never heard that "Nothing to report" story, so cool!!

  • @seankarl8414
    @seankarl8414 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I love your videos so much, I'm so glad I accidentally clicked on the one about the Gate Pa.
    Especially being from New Zealand we often get left out of things so always appreciate the shout out.

  • @Etropalker
    @Etropalker 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1458

    outnumbered 15:1 by italians isnt really outnumbered, is it?

    • @lupus67remus7
      @lupus67remus7 6 ปีที่แล้ว +160

      No, they were already in their coffins by the time the brits arrived!
      (No offense meant! This is really what the Italian troops themselves called most of their tanks!)

    • @istvansipos9940
      @istvansipos9940 6 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      in a pasta eating contest, it is

    • @watcherzero5256
      @watcherzero5256 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Not in Eritrea!

    • @riccardogennari8046
      @riccardogennari8046 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      It is being outnumbered, yes.
      I find what you are implying rather offensive, by the way.

    • @Etropalker
      @Etropalker 6 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      And I find your lack of humour deeply offensive.

  • @Alex-cw3rz
    @Alex-cw3rz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +371

    My great grandfather was wounded 4 different times at the battle of Gallipoli alone, unfortunately showing how horrendous the situation was.

    • @Alex-cw3rz
      @Alex-cw3rz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      And weirdly/unfortunately my great uncle was killed in the diversion attempt for El Alamein.

    • @phantomaviator1318
      @phantomaviator1318 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Damian Reloaded And that is how the Prussian royal line of incest was ended.

    • @DamianReloaded
      @DamianReloaded 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I'm sure there was plenty of incest afterwards too. That's a thing among the blondes. XD

    • @13lochie
      @13lochie 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Kind of at the opposite end but my great aunt and uncle were invited to the 100 year anniversary because his Dad and two brothers went and all three came back unscathed. Dont know if thats a record or something but on the other side of the family i think everyone who went either died or was wounded. When i went myself in the small kind of sample graveyard they have there was a grave with my exact name on it which kind of freaked me out.

    • @anthonyhoward4743
      @anthonyhoward4743 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Not ready to get into it yet?

  • @gloid4051
    @gloid4051 6 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    Lindybeige uploads = Good day

    • @valenciaketterley
      @valenciaketterley 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      True

    • @Heer_Kuipers
      @Heer_Kuipers 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Gloid for me evening now i can have Sweet dreams of Lindy talking about gallipoli :]

    • @basicallyhell4150
      @basicallyhell4150 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      bluewaffle 45 omg same

    • @burtlangoustine1
      @burtlangoustine1 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Easy, maybe a bloody good hour.

  • @CommissarMitch
    @CommissarMitch 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The "Nothing to report" bit made me chuckle because such messages would be the key to Enigma.

  • @olivermarden2433
    @olivermarden2433 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    26 minutes, ten seconds in and NOW we arrive at the inspiration for the video. This is why we love you Beige, never stop your content!

  • @luispt77
    @luispt77 6 ปีที่แล้ว +286

    Classic mistake to assume the Italians threaten with an attack would reinforce and defend the position and not just run away

    • @riccardogennari8046
      @riccardogennari8046 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Seriously though, that's quite offensive

    • @IceWolfLoki
      @IceWolfLoki 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      More like threatened with an attack that would almost certainly succeed no matter how much they reinforce they do the smart thing and abandoned the position and reinforce somewhere else. Due to poor British intelligence this probably cost both nations far more soldiers than it would have if they hadn't tried to fool the Italians in the first place.

    • @williamchamberlain2263
      @williamchamberlain2263 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      To be fair, retreating onto your supply lines was 1) a fallback plan in case of a Japanese invasion of Australia (let the crocodiles eat the buggers before they get south to the cities) , 2) successful(ish) for both the British and Germans in North Africa, twice each I think, and 3) successful _every single_ time someone invades Russia from the west, since forever.

    • @rlanger3108
      @rlanger3108 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@riccardogennari8046 how is it offensive? Its a joke about a thing that happened.

    • @mankeil4468
      @mankeil4468 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@rlanger3108 Because it's just portraying it as "running away" for being cowards when the decision actually made sense strategically

  • @amfinc2
    @amfinc2 6 ปีที่แล้ว +151

    The drip-fire rifle is one of my favorite wartime deceptions

    • @burlatsdemontaigne6147
      @burlatsdemontaigne6147 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Second only to the exploding rat.

    • @jackofshadows8538
      @jackofshadows8538 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Yes. I gotta admit that drip-fire rifle was ingenious.
      But the Soviet anti-tank dog was...
      er..
      oh. Because it was trained to run under T-34 Soviet tanks, whenever they were let loose with a fully armed mine? they would run straight for the nearest T-34 and BOOM!
      Still, I'm glad they abandoned that. I think it's a horrible use of a dog.

    • @amfinc2
      @amfinc2 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Jack of Shadows right and because of this tactic, more dogs were shot, just out of precaution

    • @vaclav_fejt
      @vaclav_fejt 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Mine is Operation Mincemeat.

    • @geminiXXX
      @geminiXXX 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      not to be used in Siberia ...

  • @TheObsessedGardener
    @TheObsessedGardener 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I just want to say THANK YOU Lloyd! The effort you put into your videos makes watching them so much fun.
    You're a legend and make the time I spend watching you time well spent.
    Take care!

  • @mynameismin3
    @mynameismin3 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Dear Mr Lindybeige,
    You are without a doubt the best "true storyteller" (please forgive me for using that description, I couldn't think of one more suitable) I have ever had the privilege of listening to. Your subject matter is so interesting, and the way you tell it is enthralling. I could listen to you talk for hours. Thank you so much for your excellent work and I look forward to your next youtube video.
    Regards,
    shanebisme

  • @asadpuppy1259
    @asadpuppy1259 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    The Gallipoli evacuation actually took my breath away. Damn.

    • @snickle1980
      @snickle1980 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Found this on the ground. This yours?

  • @user-go7yw3yr3y
    @user-go7yw3yr3y 6 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    Lindybiege i'm sure you would love to explore the battle of Singapore
    (I am not going " oh yeah Britain sucks look you lost somewhere in the past." I genuinely want to hear him cover it. He did the Maori video very well , and it featured a British defeat.)

    • @beckysand1444
      @beckysand1444 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      The very first thing this video was about was the British defeat at Gallipoli.

    • @salt_factory7566
      @salt_factory7566 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @BitGamit And the battlesof Austerlitz and Freidland, great fun times for the British

    • @robertlee5456
      @robertlee5456 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Brits only wax poetic about defeats involving a clever subtext (Gallipoli, Dunkirk), not about defeats that were unmitigated disasters (Singapore, Hong Kong).

    • @beckysand1444
      @beckysand1444 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I think you are getting close to being a bit rude with this comment. There was no waxing poetic in this video, this was a video about some great deceptions. You're right though that the British don't wax poetic about unmitigated disasters they respect them. (ok mabye quite literally they did wax poetic with the charge of the light brigade)

    • @user-go7yw3yr3y
      @user-go7yw3yr3y 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@beckysand1444 I only have respect for Lindybiege , I actually don't know much about Singapore , just that the English didn't have much fun there. Wanted to hear Lindy discuss it . He did a video on the Maori and their tactics against the British , so he does not shy away from defeats.

  • @Chironex_Fleckeri
    @Chironex_Fleckeri 6 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    #4: Pretending to take tea time but actually doing something more sinister

    • @Uocjat
      @Uocjat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      they'd have to employ foreign units for that as no true Englishman would neglect tea time, even in the name of trickery

    • @givemeyoureggs456
      @givemeyoureggs456 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Uocjat You see, you start "tea time" a little earlier and earlier each day until boom when the enemy attack they get a hail of withering Lee Enfields

    • @bradymenting5120
      @bradymenting5120 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Pretending to take tea time but actually taking tea time with sinister intent

  • @icedragonair
    @icedragonair 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    These are brilliant. I imagine the guy that was expected to have list tens of thousands of men and lost none must have got at least a promotion.
    The thing with the 4 gallon gas tanks and fake lories seems like such a HUGE amount of fiddly effort, doing all that by hand. But then again if something wins you a battle, who cares if it took forever and was horribly inefficient. Still it bogles my mind how they moved THAT much fuel in 4 gallon increments, and that it had to be constantly moved by hand to keep it hidden

    • @plasticballs
      @plasticballs 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I believe they would've had a rope of some kind crossing through the handles of ~5 gas cans to make them easier to move.

  • @SamuraiSkeleton
    @SamuraiSkeleton 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I normally don't have alot of interest in military history stories (except about guns and tanks and stuff) but Lindybeige just makes stuff like this really clear and interesting to hear. Keep up the good work and greetings from The Netherlands!

  • @jonerickson2358
    @jonerickson2358 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    What an incredible presentation!! Thank you so very much.

  • @grooverchan1600
    @grooverchan1600 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    “So he’s got 100,000 men sitting on a beach doing nothing”. Sounds like the set up to a joke.

  • @mattcocky8956
    @mattcocky8956 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I love this guy. I like to turn the speed down to .75 or .5 and pretend we are at a bar and Lindy is hammered drunk just telling stories. I turn it down to .5 when he gets really smashed.

    • @richardhoare9963
      @richardhoare9963 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Thanks for that. I'm on a bit of a solo expedition at the moment and I'm missing late night whisky conversations. Problem solved.

  • @Shinji72
    @Shinji72 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Another fantastic and informative video. And I'm always amazed at the way you describe these complex episodes without a single cut.

  • @ggliff1
    @ggliff1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Thanks Lindy. Super interesting and I think one of your very best videos. I can't believe you can talk for so long without a cut and manage to get so much awesome info across with hardy a misses beat.

  • @nicholashacking381
    @nicholashacking381 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Very interesting. My old man was in British Somali Land: he was in the RADC with the KAR. For a very brief time he was the O/C his post: they had a lot of captured Italian bandages, pre-impregnated with plaster of Paris. He got his men to soak the rolls of bandage with water and then, when they'd set hard, they used them for target practice. His men won a target competition in Mogadishu as a result of this. It upset the regular infantry people quite considerably.

  • @grendelgrendelsson5493
    @grendelgrendelsson5493 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    People have forgotten Wavell and Auchinleck and others because of the attention placed on Montgomery. Much of what Monty accomplished was underpinned by the actions and plans of previous commanders in the Western Desert. A very, very interesting video, thank you.

    • @Statalyzer
      @Statalyzer 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yep, everyone forgets it was Auchinlek who was in charge when the Afrika Korps was halted at Alamein.

  • @rayceeya8659
    @rayceeya8659 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    My personal favorite deception was Operation Mincemeat. The story was dramatized in a book and then a movie called "The Man who Never Was".

  • @Gool349
    @Gool349 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    yet another wonderful video! Nothing more than one guy, a camera a few photos and the most amazing war stories ever and I was hooked from start to finish! No need for flashy animations and effects if you can tell a story exeptionally well! And also still one of the best ways to talk about sponsors by including them into the topic and making an advert interesting and make sense!

  • @wolfgangaus6264
    @wolfgangaus6264 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    You are being very successful indeed with your channel, Lloyd. Don’t change your approach. Love listening to you. All history lovers will love how you present your content. Oh and also your humorous interjections, excellent...... I hope TH-cam pays you your worth as well.

  • @catman7153
    @catman7153 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I love these stories of subterfuge and deception in wartime! A lot of my favorite movies are based around these type of stories..."The Train", with Burt Lancaster, for example...

  • @GeneralKenobiSIYE
    @GeneralKenobiSIYE 5 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    I know first hand the importance and great advantage of having the high ground.

    • @dlxmarks
      @dlxmarks 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      But General Anakin Skywalker would have attacked anyway.

  • @TN-xx4ih
    @TN-xx4ih 6 ปีที่แล้ว +162

    Ironic that the one thing that went well with Gallipoli was the retreat

    • @superxDification
      @superxDification 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      very french ^^

    • @thomasraahauge5231
      @thomasraahauge5231 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      At least the _retreat_ went well - unlike _french_ retreats. Even their retreats end in disaster . . . And when they finally got to win anything, they screwed it up, and in 1939, it started all over again.

    • @jaywilliams720
      @jaywilliams720 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      not irony

    • @incendiary6243
      @incendiary6243 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Jay Williams nothing in Gallipoli went well for the allies, or anyone really. Something finally being successful is unexpected and therefore ironic

    • @thomasraahauge5231
      @thomasraahauge5231 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And isn't it ironic, don't you think?
      It's like bra-a-ains in a government flock
      It's the good advise that they never took
      And isn't it ironic?

  • @guyhowison4291
    @guyhowison4291 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Really enjoyed this...very well narrated...good drills Lindy

  • @celladoor_uk
    @celladoor_uk 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Sat here at 25 and god knows how many videos deep and I was about to get upset about the fact that you were never my history teacher then I realised, oh, you actually are now. Thank you dude, your work is seriously incredible. I am very passionate about history and you explore it in a way my brain likes a lot. :)

    • @snickle1980
      @snickle1980 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Happy 30th birthday.

    • @celladoor_uk
      @celladoor_uk 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @snickle1980 Thanks man. Coming up to 31 now. Time flies! Hope all is well in your corner of the workd today.

  • @compleategamster3304
    @compleategamster3304 6 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Ah, Italians being Italian. “Seems the British are going to attack British Somalia, let’s run away to Eritrea”

    • @riccardogennari8046
      @riccardogennari8046 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "Italians being italian"... offensive and unnecessary, other than false.

    • @compleategamster3304
      @compleategamster3304 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I’m sorry I thought people on the internet had a sense of humour. I was just playing to stereotypes, I am fully aware that the Italians were in no position to conduct a fight at that time due to a lack of resources, industry and public support for the war against a large and (comparatively) well-equipped army such as the British army that was fighting in their territory with naval superiority.

    • @compleategamster3304
      @compleategamster3304 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I do not think that I would complain if someone commented in jest that British officers were stuck up and cowardly.

    • @iota-09
      @iota-09 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      don't mind francis, we italians tend to be rather peculiar in how we're all extremely patriottic yet don't waste opportunity to claim how much it sucks to be here... it's kind alike the big bad brother complex that's actually good "no one can say how shitty of a person my little brother is except me, the big brother"(except more than brothers, it's just ourselves)

    • @Carewolf
      @Carewolf 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well, they defended the most valuable area. And maybe they had noticed the troops coming from the north as well, and decided to focus the defense there, instead of in the worthless Somaliland

  • @jokunortti
    @jokunortti 6 ปีที่แล้ว +272

    The last time I was this early
    I've never been this early. You were deceived.

    • @thomasraahauge5231
      @thomasraahauge5231 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Or, were we? No one expects the Spanish Inquisistisizion . . . Inconsistance . . . Inquisiction . . . *aaaaaarg* [google translate] inquisition!

    • @liquidpiss7368
      @liquidpiss7368 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      bamboozled again

    • @touko_nanami
      @touko_nanami 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Top Ten Anime Twists

    • @IronMan-qi3yg
      @IronMan-qi3yg 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I liked it

    • @liechtli
      @liechtli 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *laughs menacingly* You Bafoon, you fell for my trap!

  • @DmncPalm
    @DmncPalm 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    If I die before you Lloyd, I will give my fortune to you for the narration of my will. My speaking voice is terrible and my life quaint, your voice might make it seem as if I was interesting.

  • @JonShannow92
    @JonShannow92 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Listening to an excellent teacher like you is a true gift. Thank you Sir!

  • @richardmolloy6064
    @richardmolloy6064 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Lindybeige, Well done. I love your videos so informative now my children watch too. 1st class thankyou.

  • @jannichtorp1245
    @jannichtorp1245 6 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    It’s over ANZAC! I have the HIGHGROUND

    • @istvansipos9940
      @istvansipos9940 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      don't underestimate my (gtfo) powers

    • @jannichtorp1245
      @jannichtorp1245 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      István Sipos Don’t try it!

  • @cdp9544
    @cdp9544 6 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    I always love Lindy's thumbnails

  • @JagerLange
    @JagerLange 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Took me a while to confirm that this wasn't just a re-up of last week's video. Excellent.

  • @jp6234
    @jp6234 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Excellent presentation. Loved it.

  • @bunniemiller9348
    @bunniemiller9348 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    You are definitely one of (if not THE) most entertaining "Historical TH-camr" I have seen, so keep up the good work.

  • @sainttrilby7171
    @sainttrilby7171 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    I wish could afford audible. I would love to support your channel in some way beyond watching and giving the thumbs up to your videos. Alas, I cannot. I love your content and I would like to extend greetings from the United States. Keep up the good work.

    • @TheFreshSpam
      @TheFreshSpam 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      You can click on his affiliate links and sponsor links to ensure he keep getting sponsors as they see his audience actually listens and checks out what they were offering

  • @richardcleveland8549
    @richardcleveland8549 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This was my introduction to The Mad Professor - quite a performance, to say nothing of the information conveyed - all new to me. Well done.

  • @MrJinxmaster1
    @MrJinxmaster1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    Only the Italians would see that the enemy wanted a target and then just leave it.

    • @Tentin.Quarantino
      @Tentin.Quarantino 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      jinxmaster1 I bet they were half french

    • @johanrunfeldt7174
      @johanrunfeldt7174 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      The Italians probably assessed the situation as: Is this piece of land and stretch of coastline worth dying for? Not if we hold on to Eritrea. Remember, these are the descendants of the Roman Empire we're talking about. Strategy works in many different ways.

    • @MrJinxmaster1
      @MrJinxmaster1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@johanrunfeldt7174 but they lost lol

    • @Tom-2142
      @Tom-2142 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@johanrunfeldt7174 they aren’t the Romans lol

    • @johanrunfeldt7174
      @johanrunfeldt7174 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MrJinxmaster1 Petty details of the world.

  • @Arelias95
    @Arelias95 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I never was a big history fan, but you always talk about stuff in a very engaging way, so good job :)

  • @CarlosBonin
    @CarlosBonin 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I like the way you speak, sir. It's almost casual. And I learn a lot with you. Thank you.

  • @craylik5589
    @craylik5589 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I'm not actually in this thing, you just make it so enjoyable that I can't help but getting into it.
    Having said that, now I'll be reading 'A' Game.

  • @jayberk3579
    @jayberk3579 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    "If you fly over a bit of Europe in a plane..." Honestly I found that rather funny.

  • @jonjonsson6323
    @jonjonsson6323 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Walk slowly towards the enemy. As we have done it a thousend times before, they wont expect us to do it again..

  • @montyparata4914
    @montyparata4914 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thank you Lindy! I love seeing Lord Commander Jeor Mormont the Old Bear - Now his watch has begun in your lounge

  • @dandonnison8301
    @dandonnison8301 6 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    Lindy have you ever thought of starting a podcast?

    • @bigballsmcgee8681
      @bigballsmcgee8681 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Tristin Roberts a video

    • @lamolambda8349
      @lamolambda8349 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      How would he hear himself talk all of the time if he had a guest

    • @Oberon4278
      @Oberon4278 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lamolambda8349 Honestly I have wondered if he's the kind of guy who would corner people at parties and talk their ear off, completely oblivious to social cues, and everyone was all "Oh dear, Lindybeige is here again, no don't make eye contact oh bother he's coming this way."
      Then he started these videos and it's a win-win because he gets to just talk for hours about military stuff and we all watch and listen and come back for more. Actually maybe I should throw a party and invite him and we can all listen to him speak on various subjects of his choice in 20 minute increments, with breaks for mingling and whatnot.

  • @fearisthemindkiller387
    @fearisthemindkiller387 6 ปีที่แล้ว +191

    This will be a long toilet break.

    • @steveb8693
      @steveb8693 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Jordan Searl Lindy Beige is a slow acting but effective laxative.

    • @CraftQueenJr
      @CraftQueenJr 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why? O

    • @mikeromney4712
      @mikeromney4712 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ...listen carefuly to the "rip" if you get up from the seat........^^

  • @thomasraahauge5231
    @thomasraahauge5231 6 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Deceit within deceit can be deceitfully deceptive . . .

    • @-Honeybee
      @-Honeybee 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thomas Raahauge this comment deserves far more attention and likes than it has recieved.

    • @thomasraahauge5231
      @thomasraahauge5231 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tyler: Thank you - my twin came up with it back in the x-files days :)

  • @MagicalMaster
    @MagicalMaster 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love the bluffs and double bluffs and home alone style traps going on here. This is wonderful.

  • @jameshoiby
    @jameshoiby 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    These are awesome history lessons. Keep it up and keep going to that 1M subscriber mark!

  • @plunder1956
    @plunder1956 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I suppose hiding a spoof, inside a joke, inside a tank dressed as a truck like that is how we ended up with Monty Python.
    Did any British forces forget what they were supposed to be that day? Because the confusion must have been utterly crazy.

    • @lupus67remus7
      @lupus67remus7 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      (Insert relevant and funny Monty Python quote here!)

  • @maxxlr8tion578
    @maxxlr8tion578 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Reverse reverse psychology....
    “You played yourself”

  • @nighttimefoxy2336
    @nighttimefoxy2336 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Australia did the Drip Rifle. We saved many Lives and got out safely

  • @Blackshark876
    @Blackshark876 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    One of your best videos yet.

  • @joetickle9676
    @joetickle9676 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    My favourite deception in the siege of Mafeking in the Second Boer War. They didn't have enough barbed wire to surround the town, but the Boers couldn't see the wire through binoculars so they just set up the posts, and pretended the wire was there, weaving around or even ducking under where it was supposed to be. They also set up a lot of explosive crates round the town to deter attacks, but they only had enough dynamite to stock one of them. So they set it off, allegedly as a test, to make it look like they had explosives to burn. The bluff worked and the Boers never attacked.

  • @kelllogg4838
    @kelllogg4838 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    He is like that one guy who tells you about history at a party

    • @SuperMYSHKIN
      @SuperMYSHKIN 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      You must be real historian, awesome.

  • @loganjenkins7499
    @loganjenkins7499 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    0:26
    Did someone say....
    *HIGH GROUND?*

    • @parsa1372
      @parsa1372 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      GENERAL KENOBI, you're a bold one

  • @williamgardiner4956
    @williamgardiner4956 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This guy is as nutty as a fruitcake and I just love it. This boy KNOWS his history.

  • @alexalbiston5675
    @alexalbiston5675 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I wander if you’ve heard of the British military use of a singular command post in 1991 to trick the Iraqis into thinking the entire centre of mass of the British Invasion fleet was in a completely different part of Kuwait. This worked so well the Iraqis actually had most of their defences poised… on this one signals detachment

  • @johnlumb1078
    @johnlumb1078 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Why the heck did I not have this man as my history teacher....ahhh I know I took history 40yrs ago and well you get my drift....love his way of teaching, listen to him all day long.

  • @Blitz-0012
    @Blitz-0012 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    6:10 I do find the Drip Rifle quite amusing, and also quite crafty.

    • @lightblue254
      @lightblue254 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      No way a rifle can have drip-
      WHAT?

  • @Sammakko7
    @Sammakko7 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    More SAS and great work SiegeBiege!

  • @Sam-no8tt
    @Sam-no8tt 6 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    Britain doesn't use deception tactics, it's not fair, we put all of our troops in a few long lines and then walk slowly towards the enemy, it's never gone wrong

    • @lupus67remus7
      @lupus67remus7 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      No! Never! And we always stop at tea-time! (To let the enemy catch their breath, you know... YEEEEEEESSS!!!)

    • @52nerfguy
      @52nerfguy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      They'll never expect us to do what we did the last 18 times

    • @proudtitanicdenier4300
      @proudtitanicdenier4300 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yanks?

    • @AudieHolland
      @AudieHolland 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Haig. Greatest Scotsman ever.

  • @dimo2081
    @dimo2081 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    this is the first video of you which I watch and I really like it! Tbh i wish you were a teacher of mine

  • @dessertfoxo4096
    @dessertfoxo4096 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The British Army and Pavlovian conditioning. Name a more iconic duo, I'll wait.

  • @QoraxAudio
    @QoraxAudio 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    1:08 When the snow was melting, the feet start to rot.
    Rotting feet was a common issue in trenches.

  • @wahlex841
    @wahlex841 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Deception plan within a deception plan.
    That's some real decepception.