Gladiators - fighting to entertain the mob

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    Gladiators fought in the Roman empire to entertain the masses, but were they really all forced to chop each other up for bloody spectacle, or was it more like modern sports like boxing and sumo?
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  • @hundejahre
    @hundejahre 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4766

    “There were various stunts like fighting a whale...”
    This is where you suddenly choose to be frugal with details?

    • @peterdvornik
      @peterdvornik 4 ปีที่แล้ว +716

      I would watch a 2 hour video solely about how one publicly fights a whale

    • @firstnamelastname8833
      @firstnamelastname8833 4 ปีที่แล้ว +199

      @@peterdvornik I was going to second that sentiment and then I realized that whaling is a real thing and I don't want to get on a whaling boat and watch it very much.

    • @Geemeeofficial
      @Geemeeofficial 4 ปีที่แล้ว +340

      Lindy conciders this General knowledge

    • @yoursexualizedgrandparents6929
      @yoursexualizedgrandparents6929 4 ปีที่แล้ว +271

      Pffft, everyone knows about the great whale war of 117 B.C. with the Spartans and the Covenant. There's no possible way you haven't atleast heard about it in anyway. But I'll give you a simple recap to re-jog your memory on the subject. The great Spartan leader Leviticus had to destroy the halos so the Covenant couldn't destroy all life in the universe. So the Japanese hired a bunch of sperm whales to help Leviticus cavalry charge through the Covenant forces to destroy the halos. But one of Leviticus'es space ships was named the Pequod, and the whales took offense to this for some unknown reason. And then Leviticus single handedly destroyed all the sperm whales, the Covenant, and the halo, all by himself. Duh.

    • @Jotari
      @Jotari 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      We don't publicly watch whaling though...or somehow transport the whales inland.

  • @mohawkan423023
    @mohawkan423023 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2566

    This man justs walks around his house and at one point stops and says "I just feel like delivering a lecture right now" and freestyles it perfectly

    • @janmetdekorteachternaam3673
      @janmetdekorteachternaam3673 3 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      It took him 4 days to edit, so we don't get to see him checking his notes. I don't mean to be a negative Nancy here, but it would be so extraordinary for Lindybeige to deliver this all from the top of his head, it is just not realistic. He at least thinks of a general line to follow and then delivers, but probably has already prepared his chapters in advance. Not taking away from the great content, but this is not a ramble edited down to 2 hours.

    • @myparceltape1169
      @myparceltape1169 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      The longest I remember timing anyone speaking with a break was only about 50minutes.
      Still, he knew why he had to say it and he felt it in him.
      Having said that, I tried to explain something that was almost second nature to me and the camera ran out of tape.

    • @hillanderson6503
      @hillanderson6503 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Thank goodness the camera was recording

    • @BarginsGalore
      @BarginsGalore 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@hillanderson6503 makes you wonder what rants have we not seen

    • @BlackMasterRoshi
      @BlackMasterRoshi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@janmetdekorteachternaam3673 you are such a Negative Nancy.

  • @deifiedtitan
    @deifiedtitan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1668

    "Gladiators fought for about a thousand years!"
    And I thought test cricket matches were long.

    • @CharacterMatterz
      @CharacterMatterz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      There you are...
      I was looking for you.

    • @SagaofaCrew
      @SagaofaCrew 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Please have a laugh with these two Roman parodies 'Fabula Palliata'
      -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
      th-cam.com/video/F6or_gsqDro/w-d-xo.html
      th-cam.com/video/V1Q6VcMsmS8/w-d-xo.html

    • @Carlo99yehey
      @Carlo99yehey 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@SagaofaCrew th-cam.com/video/7K62og46COEa/w-d-xo.htmllso have one here (:

    • @jendelreavis358
      @jendelreavis358 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Baseball

    • @martinw4445
      @martinw4445 ปีที่แล้ว

      Beautiful

  • @DaOnlySurferStanding
    @DaOnlySurferStanding 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2296

    TH-camrs: Let's make a video over 10 minutes for the ad revenue
    Lindybeige: Let's make a video almost 2 hours for the content

    • @salottin
      @salottin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Commitment!!

    • @luizurtiga
      @luizurtiga 4 ปีที่แล้ว +176

      TH-camrs: Read the ready-made 30 seconds ad
      Lindybeige: Spend 20 minutes discussing the nature of a vpn with himself

    • @mrrekja3598
      @mrrekja3598 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Nice

    • @MatthewJBD
      @MatthewJBD 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Not a single midroll

    • @Quantum-Bullet
      @Quantum-Bullet 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@luizurtiga longer sponsor than most videos out there and more interesting

  • @finnthunder6542
    @finnthunder6542 4 ปีที่แล้ว +578

    Maximus: "Are You Not Entertained!?"
    Provider of local Gladiator games: "NO!! 6 deaths goddammit! You just bankrupt me!!"

    • @michelguevara151
      @michelguevara151 4 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      lanista hangs up recruitment sign,
      'stabby blokes required, apply within'

    • @tibfulv
      @tibfulv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@michelguevara151
      barones fodicaturici requisiti. intro petite.

    • @joshuamarvin7400
      @joshuamarvin7400 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I'm never going to financially recover from this.-Tigrus Rex, Empresario.

  • @cappew22
    @cappew22 3 ปีที่แล้ว +592

    I don't think I've ever seen a sponsor first being mentioned over an hour into a video. Respect.

    • @ethanwatkins6780
      @ethanwatkins6780 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      to be fair the ad did last for about 20 minutes

    • @ElHombreGato
      @ElHombreGato 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@ethanwatkins6780 I was just going to say that I love this TH-cam channel so so so so much but I can't stand how he goes on and on with his advertisements I don't almost rather for regular commercials but it's worth it. I've even changed my fast forward speed to 20 seconds at a time so I can get through them quicker

    • @nicholaiginovaef4861
      @nicholaiginovaef4861 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Respect indeed.... although I do enjoy the perks of capitalism 🤣

    • @juliancarr-deavelon8410
      @juliancarr-deavelon8410 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well he did menshion it in the first minute to be fair

    • @gerald216
      @gerald216 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ElHombreGato it's just as rambling as his topics. A sad side effect for all of the greatness to be honest. It would be nice to have time stamps though.

  • @shaihulud4515
    @shaihulud4515 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1921

    I challenge you to:
    - to show me one more youtuber talking for 2h without any jumpcuts
    - a content presenter who can make 2h feel like 10 minutes
    - someone who's entertaining and educating at the same time without you realizing it
    - anotherone who proofs you wrong on thinking history is kinda boring
    I love this channel.

    • @CraftQueenJr
      @CraftQueenJr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      On everything except the first, my sixth grade history teacher mr.Rahmeir.

    • @dersaegefisch
      @dersaegefisch 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      @@CraftQueenJr He uses jumpcuts?

    • @doge8726
      @doge8726 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@dersaegefisch Lol he made real life jump cuts

    • @martinspalding374
      @martinspalding374 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      top man well said

    • @johnnygreenface4195
      @johnnygreenface4195 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I realy enjoy talkernate hidtory

  • @10DarkAngel01324
    @10DarkAngel01324 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3135

    He's like the professor everyone dreams of having.

    • @ofsabir
      @ofsabir 4 ปีที่แล้ว +165

      I wish I had him as an inner voice so he can talk about various subjects all day along.

    • @lamolambda8349
      @lamolambda8349 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Complete with the weird climate change denying opinions

    • @greygray6230
      @greygray6230 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      lamo lambda what?

    • @kr00m
      @kr00m 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@greygray6230 I had no clue, google it. There is a really old looking video . Who knows if he changed his position or just avoids the topic now.

    • @enlilofnippur8409
      @enlilofnippur8409 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Book Addict believe it or not I had a professor a lot like Lindy, that’s one of the reasons I subscribe to his channel. Mark Southern was the best professor I have ever known, and he died far too young. A decade and a half later and I still miss him like I never knew I could miss anyone.

  • @MrHendrix17
    @MrHendrix17 4 ปีที่แล้ว +655

    I can feel Lloyd's sponsor sweating as he goes further and further with the sponsor segment

    • @britishnerd3919
      @britishnerd3919 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Get VPN. Heres what their shortcomings are

    • @BronzeAgeMan1350
      @BronzeAgeMan1350 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Audible audible audibale aodiblel

    • @penuts17
      @penuts17 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@britishnerd3919 you might be marginally safer, limited yes, but slightly safer.

    • @dechezhaast
      @dechezhaast 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@BronzeAgeMan1350 but more on that later

    • @mickkelly8959
      @mickkelly8959 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Think me redeemed him self sponsor wise "just"

  • @timothyheimbach3260
    @timothyheimbach3260 4 ปีที่แล้ว +636

    "Lets reenact the death if Icarus"
    Me imagining a guy being shot across the arena by a catapult

    • @derschwenki9615
      @derschwenki9615 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      goddamn, this made me laugh harder than it should! Nice.

    • @elzapador
      @elzapador 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      lol, I think around ballistas shotting at a goose, with an empty zone of the col . . . flavianus amphitreate on the back.

    • @SagaofaCrew
      @SagaofaCrew 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Please have a laugh with these two Roman parodies 'Fabula Palliata'
      -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
      th-cam.com/video/F6or_gsqDro/w-d-xo.html
      th-cam.com/video/V1Q6VcMsmS8/w-d-xo.html

    • @ITBEurgava
      @ITBEurgava 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That sounds like that one roman legionnaire in "Asterix and the Cleopatra", only he was latching on a catapult boulder before he was sent flying.

  • @madscientistshusta
    @madscientistshusta 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2686

    I love how this is just one 2 hour long run on sentence.

    • @VaughanMcAlley
      @VaughanMcAlley 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Puts Molly Bloom to shame.

    • @andypanda4927
      @andypanda4927 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      I'm always impressed by that. Can't talk for 1/4th that unless it's a 'fish story' running on with.

    • @dustjunky2000
      @dustjunky2000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      Beautiful, isn't it?
      I come back to this channel as much for the information as I do for the personality.

    • @chrisdooley6468
      @chrisdooley6468 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      He’s the Yahtzee of Zero Punctuation for history and archaeology

    • @123bambam4
      @123bambam4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I love how much punctuation you're missing in your statement about how improper his speech is.

  • @DKGCustom
    @DKGCustom 4 ปีที่แล้ว +266

    I was one of the Visual Effects Supervisors on 'Rome'. Was pleased to convince the producers to visualise the scale of the city to the vast scale it was at the time. I even had to point out that the Circus Maximus existed at that time and would be visible from the Palatine Hill, which was seen in the background of a night scene

    • @ry8539
      @ry8539 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wow so cool.

    • @Ryan-nt4lt
      @Ryan-nt4lt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Just finished watching season 1. Very cool

    • @generalerica4123
      @generalerica4123 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Isn’t the Palatine quite close to the Circus Maximus? I confess I haven’t been in the eternal city for a few years, but I think it was pretty much right next to it.

    • @DKGCustom
      @DKGCustom 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@generalerica4123 Yep...Trajans Palace basically over looks it

    • @letsdothis9063
      @letsdothis9063 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wow. That's cool. I loved that show. I was upset when it ended.

  • @thedandyshow5718
    @thedandyshow5718 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1132

    I shall now contemptuously, and indeed quite pompously, refer to the Colosseum as the Flavian Amphitheater whenever possible despite being ignorant of that fact up until now.

    • @alexv3357
      @alexv3357 4 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      That's the privilege of knowing 0.000001% more about something than other people

    • @01ZombieMoses10
      @01ZombieMoses10 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      That's the right and privilege of every niche TH-cam viewer. Go forth, and be the tool you were destined to be.

    • @thedandyshow5718
      @thedandyshow5718 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@01ZombieMoses10 Well, incidentally, this is exactly what we do on the Dandy Show.

    • @stevegreen8262
      @stevegreen8262 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Amphitheatre

    • @Trev794
      @Trev794 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      That's called learning

  • @emarsk77
    @emarsk77 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1362

    "You'd have a population entirely of women, and where's the fun in that."
    Goes on speaking, while grinning at the thought of the fun in that.

    • @kentuckycrittercamera9407
      @kentuckycrittercamera9407 4 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      Feminists “Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee”

    • @kharnthebetrayer8251
      @kharnthebetrayer8251 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      It'd be pretty short lived fun though.
      Only the 1 generation.

    • @socialchum
      @socialchum 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@kharnthebetrayer8251 very fun generation though

    • @newman6434
      @newman6434 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Kharn The Betrayer get Gangas in there youll have a full population in 9 months

    • @AutistiCat2406
      @AutistiCat2406 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Michael Zhang haha not if you were the only one left after hiring 2 people who both happened to die or you assassinated the other with a katana that slices through space and time

  • @DudeWatIsThis
    @DudeWatIsThis 3 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    Lindybeige: "Gladiators on Etruscan funerals were something that extremely rich people would use to flex."
    Etruscans 3000 years ago: "Okay, time to fight to the death to see who inherits papa's PS4."

  • @andreassukarditeja7419
    @andreassukarditeja7419 4 ปีที่แล้ว +557

    I'm most impressed by the fact that he actually spoke for almost 2 hours, non-stop, and at a fairly fast rate, and that I actually sat through the entire thing listening to it. Wow.

    • @firstname4097
      @firstname4097 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      and I thought paul harrell was good

    • @5udimax
      @5udimax 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@firstname4097 well I don't think Lindy has a dimension in his pockets like Paul does.

    • @Bollibompa
      @Bollibompa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'm more impressed by the fact that you've never listened to an interesting lecture before.

    • @oldoddjobs
      @oldoddjobs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Bollibompa he managed to sit down and listen to something, that's a big deal where he comes from

    • @leonvalentine3748
      @leonvalentine3748 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cocaine is a helluva drug

  • @finalfantasy50
    @finalfantasy50 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1229

    Two flipping hours? You are an absolute madlad, Lindy!

    • @MalucoLapin
      @MalucoLapin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      thank him , the real boss of all historical channel !
      praise the beige !

    • @florenshoff421
      @florenshoff421 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      finalfantasy50
      Not the madlad we deserve, but we madlad we need!

    • @twobob8585
      @twobob8585 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Thank the Dank.

    • @Toto-95
      @Toto-95 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      minus 10-15 minutes of ad

    • @Marines_Memelevolent
      @Marines_Memelevolent 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@jordanpark1168 Nah, I like the visual aspect

  • @Armored_Muskrat
    @Armored_Muskrat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    Regarding the helmets, and the difference between gladiator and legionary helmets:
    1. The extra protection is probably because the least survivable injuries would be to the head and neck, and as pointed out, they didn't want their famous gladiators cashing it in. A cut to the shoulder or outside thigh is probably generally survivable. One to the neck, or into the skull, and you're likely gone. And even if you survive, you're going to be out of action for a long, long time, not earning any money. An arm cut will probably heal up in a month if it's not too deep. A sliced-open face or head will likely put you out of action for six months or a year.
    2. The legionary helmet is a compromise. They're in an open environment where a threat can come from anywhere, and they're fighting in groups. You would need to be able to see attackers coming from your side or trying to get around behind you. You also need to be able to hear shouted commands or the like, and hear your environment generally. And see what your side is doing, get a feel for the movement of the battle line, generally have a lot of awareness of your whole environment.
    With a gladiator, though, it's a duel, most of the time. You're focused on one guy and one guy only. You know where he is and don't have to worry about two of his buddies running up on you from 4 o'clock. Nobody is shouting orders at you or waving signal flags farther down the battle line. There's no battlefield to take in tactically. So you can go for straight-forward vision and for the rest, maximize protection, because you don't need to see or hear anything except one guy in front of you.
    Great presentation, though, very enjoyable! :)

    • @TheRonster9319
      @TheRonster9319 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Awesome response

    • @tyleraragon6200
      @tyleraragon6200 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      also to add, the legionary regular march was 15-20 miles per day. the other helmet would have been like carrying an anvil with you

    • @jonglass
      @jonglass 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      One more point, if the Mexican wrestlers are anything to go by. It would seem that, with so many variations, that each gladiator would have his own helmet style, and so, be easily recognized even from a distance. I can't imagine some of them being easy to wear, they are so ornate, so protection and identification would also be important--not, mind you, that communicating on the sly wasn't an integral part of the design too, but that there were other considerations as well.

    • @SirThomasJames
      @SirThomasJames 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Awesome response.

    • @Demetrios_Gladiator
      @Demetrios_Gladiator ปีที่แล้ว

      I can add from Experience that during a fight you don't actually hear that much under your helmet and padded cap. So for two guys trying to communicate their moves would be difficult. Also, moving with the helmet on and talk is even more difficult. After like 2 Minutes you already have ventilation problems because there isn't that much airflow under the helmet. It tires you out quite quickly, depending on personal constitution sooner or later.

  • @trashman367
    @trashman367 4 ปีที่แล้ว +422

    "i have no idea how long this is going to be"
    *looks down*
    1 hour and 50 min runtime
    you did it again lindybeige

    • @IR4TE
      @IR4TE 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I didn't notice how long it is until he mentioned it. :D

  •  4 ปีที่แล้ว +606

    Lindy: *"Are you not informed?!?!*

    • @StevenFox80
      @StevenFox80 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      This has to be memed!

    • @MrSilvUr
      @MrSilvUr 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Enterformed?

    • @BigslattYSL
      @BigslattYSL 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      “DO NOT FOLLOW SUCH LIES!”
      *Proceeds to give a 2 hour lecture about the truth

    • @bogamol
      @bogamol 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Infotained?

    • @slimdiddyd
      @slimdiddyd 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Are you not infotained?*

  • @marcvesper
    @marcvesper 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    "Show mercy to the 'nice' slavers!" said Slave 1, promptly before the classical equivalent of his defenestration.

  • @wulfherecyning1282
    @wulfherecyning1282 4 ปีที่แล้ว +362

    "A Lanista always makes you pay your debts"

  • @iamhere6893
    @iamhere6893 4 ปีที่แล้ว +473

    Going through the advert:
    "YOU'RE GOING TO DIE"
    *skip 20 seconds*
    "If you're the head of Mi6"
    *Skip 20 seconds*
    "Expert criminals"

    • @DreamVikings
      @DreamVikings 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      That was some intense VPN fan fiction he did xD.

    • @rabies5179
      @rabies5179 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It was sooo long oml like Jesus Christ Lloyd stay on topic

    • @opperturk124
      @opperturk124 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@rabies5179 he managed to talk about a VPN for 10 min wtf

    • @janmetdekorteachternaam3673
      @janmetdekorteachternaam3673 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@opperturk124 Well, he just stayed in character whilst doing his commercial :)

    • @britishnerd3919
      @britishnerd3919 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      More than that, he starts talking about why VPNs don't work, as well as why they're good

  • @jvrkneymalvrkney
    @jvrkneymalvrkney 4 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    "Population entirely of women and where's the fun in that?" LMAO

    • @100acatfishandwillbreakyou2
      @100acatfishandwillbreakyou2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I could see the fun in that, lots and lots of fun...

    • @TheEyez187
      @TheEyez187 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Well, I'm off to Lesbos!!

    • @pantoastado1264
      @pantoastado1264 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Based Lindybeige

    • @zanir2387
      @zanir2387 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      safo wants to know your location...

  • @chrishansen9379
    @chrishansen9379 4 ปีที่แล้ว +510

    “I feel that your values are not the same as mine”
    I can’t wait for the opportunity to use that line.

    • @johncarlaw8633
      @johncarlaw8633 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I was also taken by it and wondered where it came from. Google shows 1 result for that arrangement of words at this time. Uploaded by Lindybeige.

    • @DGARedRaven
      @DGARedRaven 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Just be around on TH-cam for a day. Or play any competitive game in existence.

    • @Kingovducks
      @Kingovducks 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      52:18 Start of the sketch (for future reference)

    • @user-ii5im7zm2t
      @user-ii5im7zm2t 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The year 2020 likely has absolutely no redeeming value whatsoever, other than giving everyone ample opportunity to say “I feel that your values are not the same as mine”. And considering the context in this video is speculation that SJWs existed in ancient Rome... fairly appropriate.

    • @NotSure109
      @NotSure109 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      These days, you'd better be prepared for ostrasization, condemnation, expulsion, and even civil or criminal charges saying something like that.

  • @londiniumarmoury7037
    @londiniumarmoury7037 4 ปีที่แล้ว +368

    "He shot 100 lions while hiding ontop of a tower" What a waste of lions, could have made a freakish Lion pulled prototype chariot unit with those.

    • @Bexebeche
      @Bexebeche 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Big or not they're still cats. It wouldn't be very entertaining.

    • @7Ghos
      @7Ghos 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      The ultimate roof camper

    • @HappyBeezerStudios
      @HappyBeezerStudios 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Having a race of lion powered chariots is something I would watch!

    • @APlayOfHopesAndFears
      @APlayOfHopesAndFears 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Korhil appreciates

    • @Ryumeyer
      @Ryumeyer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@HappyBeezerStudios gladiators on a lion led chariot race.

  • @nokiot9
    @nokiot9 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    “Just because it happened for a thousand years doesn’t mean it was right” what a brilliant piece of logic a lot of people today miss

  • @jakubcesarzdakos5442
    @jakubcesarzdakos5442 4 ปีที่แล้ว +245

    "If you can't gamble on the outcome of the sport it's propably not a real sport"

    • @recklessroges
      @recklessroges 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      some comment about golf....

    • @comradecameron3726
      @comradecameron3726 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Might as well flip a coin or roll a die. It’s the same idea.

    • @jellyman1735
      @jellyman1735 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@comradecameron3726 I mean that's what people do in casinos.

    • @bayardjohnson7239
      @bayardjohnson7239 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      There! Again proving that golf is just a way to ruin a good walk

    • @WakarimasenKa
      @WakarimasenKa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      You can bet on anything where the outcome isnt obviously known to any of the parties. Or you can try to bet on the truth, to make someone take back a lie.
      Insurance is a bet. And when the insurance company think the odds are bad, they won't take the bet.

  • @crazytomato4845
    @crazytomato4845 4 ปีที่แล้ว +397

    When Lindybeige says he's trying to keep it simple...

    • @michelguevara151
      @michelguevara151 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      it was kept simple, he barely digressed at all!

    • @tiberiusbrain
      @tiberiusbrain 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@michelguevara151 2 hours, no tangents?!?

    • @tiberiusbrain
      @tiberiusbrain 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      7:53, oh thank the force haha

    • @tiberiusbrain
      @tiberiusbrain 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Basicly it was a 2 hour tangent about the helmets he saw online ;)

    • @johnladuke6475
      @johnladuke6475 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      "Nicholas Lloyd here of Scholagladiatoria, just a really brief video to make a really quick point about gladiators..."

  • @freakysteve140281
    @freakysteve140281 4 ปีที่แล้ว +167

    Gladiator talking to another gladiator: wazzup my Saminite!
    Roman trying to join in: sup saminites!
    Gladiators: you can’t use that word.... that is our word....

    • @handlol
      @handlol 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      he said the s word!! 😡🤬😡

    • @bilinmeyen3391
      @bilinmeyen3391 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      well thats not really the same is it

    • @rextheroyalist6389
      @rextheroyalist6389 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      *I M G O N N A S A Y T H E S W O R D*

    • @adeptusyagoncius2938
      @adeptusyagoncius2938 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@rextheroyalist6389 mr Pilate get down!

    • @rextheroyalist6389
      @rextheroyalist6389 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Adeptus Yagoncius MR CALIGULA? WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!

  • @Dinotomon
    @Dinotomon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    Lindy made a nearly 2-hour long video just so he could tell us he believes gladiators were proto-pro wrestlers. Now that's dedication.

    • @nolanwestrich2602
      @nolanwestrich2602 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      "Proto"? Nah, I think pro wrestling is a regression of gladiation.

    • @Subarashii_Nem
      @Subarashii_Nem 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@nolanwestrich2602 How is not forcing slaves to fight to the death a regression?

    • @nolanwestrich2602
      @nolanwestrich2602 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Subarashii_Nem Wadya mean? Slavery is great!!!1
      (Please don't forget that much of humor is mock stupidity.)

    • @GrasshopperKelly
      @GrasshopperKelly 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Who did it for Women....

  • @Life_RPG
    @Life_RPG 4 ปีที่แล้ว +203

    **digs through ancient memes folder**
    Ahhh here it is... Behold!
    Boar Vessel 600-500 BC Estruscan Ceramic

  • @nozdoz4166
    @nozdoz4166 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    your ability to hold my utmost attention for 2 hours is bloody magical

  • @eyalserussi665
    @eyalserussi665 4 ปีที่แล้ว +306

    "you'll have a population entirely of women, and where's the fun in that?"
    -Lloyd, right before getting his channel removed

    • @steerpike9204
      @steerpike9204 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Obviously not watching the same "educational films" as the rest of us ;)

    • @Alvarezpl
      @Alvarezpl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      mxt mxt - Riding the Cock Carousel.

  • @sgmikaelsson5213
    @sgmikaelsson5213 4 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    Another possibility for gladiator helmets: Part of the character they play, much like some wrestlers. Hides the face, but the mask itself becomes famous.

    • @D0nCed
      @D0nCed 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      So basically like Lucha Libre where the masks are the charcters and are even worn over multiple generations by the same family.

    • @Fetch049
      @Fetch049 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Mexican wrestling masks.

    • @badweetabix
      @badweetabix 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Like the masks of Zorro, Lone Ranger, Batman (technically a Cowl), Green Hornet, Darth Vader, Guy Fawkes, Jason (Friday 13th), Ghostface (Scream films), and Spiderman just to name a few.

    • @sweetrumman6496
      @sweetrumman6496 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      That's unlikely because helmet designs were gladiator class specific and not individual specific. Like secutors would have one type of helmet and murmillos another etc etc. Although maybe some famous individuals did have extremely customized helmets.

    • @machintelligence
      @machintelligence 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Perhaps it is because soldiers' helmets wouldn't want to limit peripheral vision since situational awareness is necessary on the battlefield. When dueling, which I gather many gladiatorial fights were like, total protection of the head was more critical and you only need to see in a forward direction. I wonder if different headgear was worn in melee contests.

  • @CaitlinBloodyMary
    @CaitlinBloodyMary 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I received some truly crappy news this arvo and wondered if I would ever smile again. Then my dad sent me this channel and I have been belly laughing instead of crying and now I'm getting a free, phenomenal history lecture from a truly spectacular speaker.
    Will I binge watch his entire back catalogue tonight? Shit yes I will.

  • @literallasagna7864
    @literallasagna7864 4 ปีที่แล้ว +206

    Holy cow. If I had professors like this, I’d major in every subject just to hear them talk so passionately for TWO hours. Awesome video!

    • @AnteBrkic
      @AnteBrkic 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I had a lot of such professors.

    • @AnteBrkic
      @AnteBrkic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@dawsVEVO I'd go on and claim that there are many teachers like that and it is the students who do not perceive them. I know my school peers didn't share my enthusiasm at the time.

  • @Haitchpeasauce
    @Haitchpeasauce 4 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    The helmets resemble fencing and kendo masks in the way they enclose and protect the face and neck. This fits with the idea of gladiators expecting to live to fight again. They would be trained to put on a good show, make big flashy moves that target the shield, weapon, helmet. The pro wrestling parallel is a good one.

    • @AnimalMotha
      @AnimalMotha 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Very much agree. The comparison with the Roman soldiers helmet is a bit off, the soldier has to wear his helmet for a really long time compared to a gladiator, so the gladiator can opt for a lot more protection in exchange for a far heavier and more restricting helmet.
      Also, a stab in the face really tends to cut short a fight, so protecting that part is also in line with keeping the crows entertained.

    • @hrotha
      @hrotha 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@AnimalMotha I agree that having as much head and face protection as possible without having to take into consideration any other task but fighting is the most likely reason for the huge helmets. Besides, if gladiatorial fights started as a much more private affair before becoming a mass spectacle, surely that would have made such kind of cheating quite difficult to pull off. And if that was the main reason for the helmet, then the retiarii would have been given a massive helmet too.

    • @mtop6867
      @mtop6867 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I think the guys who DID get stabbed in the face were better for entertaining the crows...

    • @annacrow9716
      @annacrow9716 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@AnimalMotha also situational awareness is a much bigger deal on a battlefield than in a duel. In a duel all you need to focus on is the person standing right in front of you, and you want to avoid paying attention to anything else, on the battlefield you're surrounded by things that are possibly vitally important to your survival, so helmets often lacked face protection for this reason.

    • @janmetdekorteachternaam3673
      @janmetdekorteachternaam3673 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I wonder. Because the big difference with pro wrestling is that when your opponent decides (for whatever reason) to go for the kill, you'd be giving him all the opportunity. In order for LB's theory to materialize, there should be reasons to believe that gladiators could trust each other with their lives. The whole ' in three seconds I make a stabbing motion, opening myself up for a counter thrust, but don't do that, just step back' thing would have to rely on trust 100%. Because if on average, every other 'game day' one gladiator dies, that is still a significant risk and not comparable at all to pro-wrestling where nobody died in the last 50 years.

  • @Brandon-w3o
    @Brandon-w3o 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    This man's eloquence, delivery and clarity of thought and fluency of speech is something I aspire to!

  • @emarsk77
    @emarsk77 4 ปีที่แล้ว +408

    "What's the origin of the gladiator games?"
    Archaeologists: "Must have been ceremonial."

    • @Jotari
      @Jotari 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      What's the origin of plumbing?
      Must have been ceremonial.

    • @MosoKaiser
      @MosoKaiser 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Well they wouldn't be entirely wrong, if you'd consider as ceremonial anything not directly related to survival, shelter, nutrition, hydration, etc. functions essential to life and well-being. "Ceremonial" conveniently happens to sound much more scholarly than "religious / entertainment-related / done for shits 'n' giggles / we just don't know".

    • @xyAKMxy
      @xyAKMxy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Gladiatorial games DID have ceremonial origins, since the etruscans would organize a duel between slaves during a nobleman's funeral.

    • @scruggs6633
      @scruggs6633 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Like all the "ceremonial human sacrifices" across europe that they postulate were offerings to some god in hopes of a good harvest.
      More like they just got sick of the village rapist and slit his fucking throat.

    • @Paul-Weston
      @Paul-Weston 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Most football and soccer matches start with an opening ceremony.

  • @glovesflared
    @glovesflared 4 ปีที่แล้ว +606

    "The women fights were novelty acts, people weren't impressed by them and they were sometimes very scandalous."
    Oh so it was like WWE then?

    • @sbeaber
      @sbeaber 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      I said the same thing about the WNBA

    • @lisasmith516
      @lisasmith516 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      ACTUALLY, THERE WERE A FEW GLADIATRIX. ONE, A VERY EXPERT FIGHTER. I read about her a long while back. I believe they found a "stele" (a monument) delineating her combats.

    • @EnLaMatrix1
      @EnLaMatrix1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@lisasmith516
      I only know of a single depiction of gladiatrices, a stone carving depicting "Amazon" and "Achilia" fighting. Could you be referring to one of them?

    • @lisasmith516
      @lisasmith516 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@EnLaMatrix1 probably, it's been so long since I saw it. 🙂

    • @jackspence6061
      @jackspence6061 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I feel pro wrestling needed more mentions in this video xD

  • @robydee920
    @robydee920 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    The Pula Arena is the name of the amphitheatre located in Pula, Croatia. The Arena is the only remaining Roman amphitheatre to have four side towers and with all three Roman architectural orders entirely preserved. It was constructed in 27 BC - 68 AD and is among the world's six largest surviving Roman arenas.
    Greetings from Croatia.

  • @andrewchapman2039
    @andrewchapman2039 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    The fact that the spots on Lloyd's jumper(?) line up perfectly with his model tank collection is just one of the many hundreds of reasons that forty minutes have gone by without me noticing.

    • @ursa_margo
      @ursa_margo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Go easy on weed next time. Really. :)

    • @andrewchapman2039
      @andrewchapman2039 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ursa_margo it is very moorish though

    • @paulgrimmond6296
      @paulgrimmond6296 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I don't think they are models, they are silhouettes of his top 5 tanks at the tank museum at Boddington (there is a video on the tank museum channel)

    • @jcorbett9620
      @jcorbett9620 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@paulgrimmond6296 The Tank Museum is at Bovington, though Boddington's do make some good beer and it does come in armour (tins) :-) EDIT: DID make good beer...as usual it was taken over by another brewery and closed down, so sh*t

    • @paulgrimmond6296
      @paulgrimmond6296 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jcorbett9620 classic Aussie mistake!
      I can't spell English English! 😂

  • @NANNO_FEMBOY
    @NANNO_FEMBOY 4 ปีที่แล้ว +390

    I love this. The video hasn’t even been out long enough for anyone to have finished this. I love this guy!

    • @gingerharm
      @gingerharm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yes i just started

    • @misptysuser
      @misptysuser 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      sounds like mma

    • @Jeff-tw7jk
      @Jeff-tw7jk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Correction "we love this guy!" *

    • @AuRennes.z2
      @AuRennes.z2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I literally gasped with happiness as I saw it was a new Lindy video. And then I saw the length! This man is a National Treasure for the UK ... Good for y'all! I listen to this guys videos going to sleep as well, his voice and cadence in which he speaks somehow relaxes me.

    • @rafaelrafaelrafael
      @rafaelrafaelrafael 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Some people may be watching it in double the speed.

  • @sunday8637
    @sunday8637 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Alternative theory for the face-obscuring helmets: gladiator fights were *way* more lethal than the people running it let on. If a popular gladiator died, the show-runners wanted to be able to dress up another guy as him and keep the crowds coming.
    Also might allow popular gladiators to participate in many more bouts than they were physically capable of, if each was actually like three different guys.

  • @RolfLongreach
    @RolfLongreach 4 ปีที่แล้ว +401

    I wonder if there was some "dread pirate roberts" syndrome going on with the helmets that obscured the face.
    I.E. Same characters played by different gladiators

    • @gordonpeden6234
      @gordonpeden6234 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Love the "dread pirate Roberts" however he/they materialise.

    • @ZealotFeathers
      @ZealotFeathers 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      As you wish.

    • @knah13
      @knah13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      That was one of my thoughts you could have a famous "gladiator" fighting in more than one arena at a time attracting a lot more peopl

    • @dang5736
      @dang5736 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      knah13 Wouldn’t that be pretty easily figured out though? If two people well-off enough to travel the Roman countryside got together to chat about some games they had just seen in 2 different cities, what would happen when they both mentioned seeing the same famous gladiator on the same day?

    • @lucistired
      @lucistired 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That's what I was thinking

  • @Pfsif
    @Pfsif 4 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    "Just blokes stabbing each other".

  • @scottmclennan6114
    @scottmclennan6114 4 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    “Gladiators fought for about 1,000 years” , and boy are they tired!! Boom boom.

  • @ralife11379
    @ralife11379 4 ปีที่แล้ว +566

    Here I thought Gladiatoring was real, like wrestling, but it turns out it's rigged, like boxing.

    • @beardedbjorn5520
      @beardedbjorn5520 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I get this reference

    • @Mirthfultale
      @Mirthfultale 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ralife11379 like Floyd mayweather

    • @ChiyokoMcNair
      @ChiyokoMcNair 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ralife11379 like WWE for sure

    • @ronaldmcdonald5985
      @ronaldmcdonald5985 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      WWG

    • @SusCalvin
      @SusCalvin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You're going to fight Mike Tyson but he's rigged to win and he has a sword.

  • @MagiMystik
    @MagiMystik 4 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    You went on about rich Romans, it started me wondering, where did they keep their money? Did they have banks? Did they dig a hole? I'd Love to see a video about it. Thanks, I've been learning from you for years.

    • @christophhofland8890
      @christophhofland8890 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      it wouldn't surprise me if they had some sort of banking system. Though I can't really think of any evidence for one. the main reason I say they must have had them is that granaries existed for many years before the Romans and they functioned, (more or less) like banks.
      Actually, it got me thinking that the first granaries were actually religious temples since they were often the biggest publicly available space and if you're a farmer you probably don't have a lot of room in your house for say, a giant basket of fresh grain. It is thought that the first writing systems came from this because the priests of the temple would have to keep track of how much grain and other goods so and so had in their cellar or where ever. Though that's a complete aside.
      It might be possible then, that the temples functioned much the same way for most of the ancient world. Storing valuable things for people that simply didn't have a room dedicated to all their gold bars and such. Though that requires more research on my part.
      Its also possible very wealthy people work in the ancient world much like they do today, with their wealth divested amongst a great number of ventures and some sort of "credit" was introduced just to make sure these people could continue to do business without having to have a wagonload of riches to do it.

    • @jwilde642
      @jwilde642 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      I think we Moderns tend to think of wealth being the same as "having lots of money." This isn't even true now. "Wealth" is something that produces. Money is just a measure of the value of a good or service. So, to be wealthy, you need things that produce. Croplands. Vineyards and wineries. Livestock. Mines. Pottery shops. The Rich owned all of these things, and their 'wealth' produced for them things that they could exchange for money to purchase other things.
      To answer your next question, there weren't 'banks' as we think of them today, where a depositor can drop off a sack of coins and collect interest on the deposit. There *were* moneylenders, people who had a lot of cash and would let you borrow from them for a fee. Marcus Crassus of the First Triumvirate is a good example. He had a lot of cashflow because he was one of the biggest landlords in Rome. (Most of the plebs lived in big multistory apartment buildings, and thus paid rent.) Marcus' gig was waiting for a fire to break out, and then rushing a paid private firefighting force to the scene. The owner had a choice: sell the imperiled building to Marcus for one sestertius on the denarius, (basically 25% of the value of the building, **a number I literally pulled out of my ass, and should be taken only to illustrate the point**) or watch his property go up in smoke. If he sold, Marcus' men put out the fire, repaired the damage, and Marcus started collecting the rents he (the previous owner) was getting. If he didn't sell, he lost his income (his rents) and was faced with having to pay large sums to completely rebuild on his burnt property. It seems like many took the haircut and sold out.
      For Marcus, most of his 'wealth' was in his rent producing properties. This was a constant stream of income for him, that he could then 'diversify' into more property acquisition the next time a fire broke out, or perhaps lend at interest to another 'wealthy' Roman who had lots of farms and vineyards and livestock, maybe an interest in a tin mine somewhere, plus a share in a tax collection company to draw a comfortable steady income from, but not a lot of cash on hand and who needed lots of money NOW. His borrower had lots of Wealth. He didn't have lots of Money. Marcus arranged to correct this imbalance for a fee. (He also could use his access to ready cash to influence people, which is why Pompey and Caesar wanted him in their little club.)

    • @MagiMystik
      @MagiMystik 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@jwilde642 Thanks!

    • @moodydude565
      @moodydude565 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@jwilde642 profiting off people's misfortunes is so very crass

    • @jwilde642
      @jwilde642 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@moodydude565 I think you mean, very *Crassus.*

  • @tibordavidbartfai7636
    @tibordavidbartfai7636 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    “Your average boxers in the gym are not high status guys” this hurt a lil 😢

    • @super5oldier139
      @super5oldier139 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Well out of all fairness only a few are any different from what would be considered the middle class

    • @tibordavidbartfai7636
      @tibordavidbartfai7636 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@super5oldier139 yeah true and thats being generous especially in the east

    • @jamesharding3459
      @jamesharding3459 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@tibordavidbartfai7636 The more martial the pursuit, the rarer the chance of finding someone of high social or economic status, upper echelons of the officer corps in the military notwithstanding.

  • @robertl6196
    @robertl6196 4 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    "I'm trying to keep it simple."
    Yep.

    • @enterchannelnamehere2922
      @enterchannelnamehere2922 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It is simple, he explains everything in layman terms, and constantly utilizes very pertinent and easy to comprehend analogies. Very few people can do this well, you can be sure it is a sign of intelligence.

  • @CaptainArn
    @CaptainArn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    32:30 - "A debtor always pays off his Lannister"
    I think that's how the saying goes.

  • @Fede_uyz
    @Fede_uyz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    This is my area of expertise 2:11 "most gladiators died" i disagree with that.
    It is in fact, incorrect to say that MOST gladiators died. As per my university training, the literature, factual evidence and my own research, it is conclusive that ALL gladiators died and none remain alive today. As a Physician i can without any doubt that humans DO NOT live past 100odd years, let alone for well over a millenia.

  • @micgil4193
    @micgil4193 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    Only lindybeige can talk in front of a camera for 2 hours and still be funny

    • @tarasis2722
      @tarasis2722 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      and do it all unscripted mind you.

    • @johnladuke6475
      @johnladuke6475 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      In one take.

  • @DavidWorley94
    @DavidWorley94 4 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    Need to take the opportunity to say this was probably Lloyd at his finest. Great theories, facts, insights and analogies here. Learnt lots and spent the following few days telling people about gladiators

    • @LouiseSiefer
      @LouiseSiefer ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Past tense. Oops.

    • @DavidWorley94
      @DavidWorley94 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well it's a recorded video, not a livestream. @@LouiseSiefer

  • @kristofevarsson6903
    @kristofevarsson6903 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    "Peace of mind isn't actually a thing."
    Lindy, I live with my thoughts every day. I'm very aware. Thank you, bud.

    • @rammmer9787
      @rammmer9787 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Relateable, man, cheers! for the prison that it is the mind

  • @adrianozampolini5686
    @adrianozampolini5686 4 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    Cicero also used the term “Gladiator” to indicate a thug, a man who uses brute force to get his way, he used this term while referring to Mark Anthony🤓

    • @adrianozampolini5686
      @adrianozampolini5686 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      uncletigger Very interesting, where does he call him a Pathicus??

    • @adrianozampolini5686
      @adrianozampolini5686 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      uncletigger ok, but there were senators who supported Antony against Cicero, some of them are referred to in the Philippics 🤓

  • @thegrammarcrusader4085
    @thegrammarcrusader4085 4 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    "Now,Gladiators fought for about a 1000years!"
    Me:I didnt know people could live that long...

  • @lordkitchener967
    @lordkitchener967 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I just got the idea that Sean Bean should star in a gladiator film.

    • @dogman9291
      @dogman9291 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Only if he appeared in a fight to the death, because, well, you know the thing about Sean Bean...

  • @kharnthebetrayer8251
    @kharnthebetrayer8251 4 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    Lindy: A Chap you may have heard of, Spartacus
    Me: Well of course I've heard of him, he's me!

  • @emexdizzy
    @emexdizzy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    "They didn't put their own head, that would be weird."

  • @GloomyPie1
    @GloomyPie1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    3:48 Lindybeige not realizing the fun of a population that is mostly female 3:55 Lindybeige realizing where the fun is in a vastly female population

  • @AttiliusRex
    @AttiliusRex 4 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    and here i was upset that lindybeiges videos are just getting shorter and shorter

    • @GoranXII
      @GoranXII 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Getting shorter? Check out a chronology mate, his early videos were *way* shorter than his more recent ones. Hells, he once put out a video only 31 seconds long at one point. 31 seconds! It wasn't until about 4 years ago that he made a video longer than ten minutes.

    • @AK-jt7kh
      @AK-jt7kh 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Matthew Marden And in mid-July of 2018 he released the mid-length iconic video that was part of the LindyBeige enlightenment period!

  • @jeyhunguliyev1402
    @jeyhunguliyev1402 4 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    it's time to enjoy the internet again

  • @ariadanzig434
    @ariadanzig434 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    One of the most underrated channels on TH-cam. Lindy is a wonderful instructor/teacher. Deserves far higher viewership. Thanks dude,u’ve provided us with so much information

  • @JoshuaRellick
    @JoshuaRellick 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    How can he talk for 2 hours without making anything but minor mistakes and somehow remember everything he was going to talk about?

    • @Omega3131
      @Omega3131 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He has cards in front of him that remind him of some stuff. He mentioned it in some other video.

    • @jamesharding3459
      @jamesharding3459 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Practice and knowing quite a lot about the subject matter. I can manage the second on a couple topics, although I’m not especially practiced at speaking.

  • @Ratcaller
    @Ratcaller 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    Lindy spreading my history knowledge for nearly 2 hours while constantly going off topic that is actually more info?
    YES PLEASE!!!

  • @Chironex_Fleckeri
    @Chironex_Fleckeri 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I like the conjecture that masks conceal communication. Doesn't it seem also that the helmets were really evocative and added a lot to the show? We LOVE these helmets. Even today they evoke some kind of visceral feeling for us. We're fascinated by them. The idea of someone coming toward you in one of these is pretty frightening. These guys mustve been the superheroes and villains of their time!

    • @Chironex_Fleckeri
      @Chironex_Fleckeri 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Adding on, Maybe the gladiators without helmets were more common in death matches? They had to be more expendable. Was the net some indication that the other gladiator was some sort of violent beast? It could be a high stakes fight between a crowd favorite and some low status guy. Perhaps most of these unhelmed gladiators died in horrible fashion and the crowd loved seeing their expressions? Idunno. It's interesting to consider this as a sport.

  • @stenrod2383
    @stenrod2383 4 ปีที่แล้ว +153

    "A lanista always pays his debts."
    -Tyrionus Lanista

    • @bastianstiefler3390
      @bastianstiefler3390 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Considering GRRM background I would assume that is exactly where that name came from ^^

    • @ShadySheev
      @ShadySheev 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@bastianstiefler3390 Lannister = Lancaster and Stark = York, the two real world houses in the Wars of the Roses.

    • @lloydfromfar
      @lloydfromfar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Exactly what I was thinking, you beat me to it! :D

    • @bastianstiefler3390
      @bastianstiefler3390 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ShadySheev I actually know that is the origin of the fictional house of lannister ^^ my point is he would have known what a lannista was and therefore used the name for the house. Like the house of york inspired the starks but their name in German just means litterally "strong" :)

    • @dogman9291
      @dogman9291 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@bastianstiefler3390 It is also a common surname in Germany, and I think also Germanic countries that use the same word for "strong", like Denmark, Netherlands, etc.. So to English speakers, it is a special sounding fantasy name, but to German speakers, it's just a normal sounding surname.

  • @capnclawhammer3024
    @capnclawhammer3024 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    To the people who keep saying that Mr. Lloyd has no formal higher education: Here he speaks of earning his "degrees in archaeology. "
    Degrees. In plural.
    I rest my case.

  • @InhumaneSinner
    @InhumaneSinner 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    I'm constantly amazed by your ability to make perfectly reasonable assumptions about historic events just based on human behavior today - like the boxing analogy or the assumption that they loaned out skilled slaves instead of having them fight
    That's a big part of my fascination with your videos

    • @SagaofaCrew
      @SagaofaCrew 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Please have a laugh with these two Roman parodies 'Fabula Palliata'
      -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
      th-cam.com/video/F6or_gsqDro/w-d-xo.html
      th-cam.com/video/V1Q6VcMsmS8/w-d-xo.html

  • @jdunster5436
    @jdunster5436 4 ปีที่แล้ว +181

    I'd love to actually play an RPG with Lindy and his mates. Be the most mind melding, educational, interesting and possibly broken gaming session ever.

    • @elzapador
      @elzapador 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The Neverending story perhaps?

    • @janmetdekorteachternaam3673
      @janmetdekorteachternaam3673 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@LadyCini Too much detail only makes it more immersive for you, not for the other players who do not have access to the exact thoughts that go on in your mind. I needed to learn this in order to be a proper DM too.

    • @cyrilgigee4630
      @cyrilgigee4630 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      My man have I got news for you about what's going down on Shadiversity's other channel, Game Knights.

    • @tomasbrenlla9092
      @tomasbrenlla9092 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Much as i like the guy, i have the feeling he might be sort of annoying to play with, i'm guessing he'd be awfully nitpicky
      But hey! i might be wrong! Let's try it out!

  • @Jay-ln1co
    @Jay-ln1co 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    "It's your turn to take dad to the afterlife!"
    "Nu-uh!"
    "Boys, boys, I know how we can settle this."

  • @tommyeastwood
    @tommyeastwood 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I put to you that the reason gladiator helmets were so ornate and unique as to make the gladiator wearing it almost like a character, Also could you imagine the glory of "OMNICLOPSE" coming back after a seemingly fatal blow to avenge his lost battle. (its not the same guy , they just slapped another guy of the same build and look of him in the same helmet, Almost as if they are actors playing a role in a play as you say.
    A good modern day example would be "KANE" from WWF (the wrestling one not the wildlife one.) They could have switched him out with someone of similar build, after all its the mask that was the character itself

  • @mesajongte
    @mesajongte 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    " 'Gladiating' which is now a verb 'cause I just used it as one..."
    😁😁😁

  • @RoBlackW
    @RoBlackW 4 ปีที่แล้ว +159

    "You'll have a population entirely of women, and where's the fun in that?"
    Well there must be at least one male left - the one who won all the fights. Guess he might have some fun... watching all the cat-fights.

    • @iang1119
      @iang1119 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Might have died from his injuries..... possibly... maybe.... perhaps.... oh well, it was a guess.
      lol

    • @doemacmonkey
      @doemacmonkey 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Only one male? Death by Snu-Snu

    • @Xollob2
      @Xollob2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      One man left in a nation of females, he would never be able to make all the sandwiches.

    • @peterbrazukas7771
      @peterbrazukas7771 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I think the women of Lesbos might have disagreed with that statement.

    • @mardukgilgamesh1500
      @mardukgilgamesh1500 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      U only need 1 man ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  • @peterlynch1458
    @peterlynch1458 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Makes you feel sorry for the poor guys who fought Russel Crowe in the movie "Gladiator". Apparently nobody told Maximus how the whole gladiator thing was supposed to work.
    "Alright man let's give the crowd a good show." Wink wink. "NO! NO! NOT LIKE THAT! WTF? AAAAAHH!
    CHOP SLASH SPLAT!!! "ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!"

  • @b.w.22
    @b.w.22 4 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    I like it - not mentioned was the “visor” and brim of these helmets having a shape so as to channel the sound from directly in front, a bit like a parabolic microphone. It would suggest communication between the fighters even more. Finally, we know that professional wrestlers do just this thing during matches, to minimize injury and to put on the best show. Practical historical archeological analysis. Love it! Now get a couple of reproduction helmets and give it a go: add proof to your pudding.

    • @ironpirate8
      @ironpirate8 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      " Go on three, or after three?" "My left or your left?"

    • @Chironex_Fleckeri
      @Chironex_Fleckeri 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      What is that banner with the purple trees on your channel? How do I find that

    • @b.w.22
      @b.w.22 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lobster Johnson - Beware the claw! So, that banner is from a photo I took of wisteria in an arbor at a place called Dumbarton Oaks in Georgetown, DC. So it’s not exactly available, though I’d send it to you? Thanks tho! :)

  • @mortache
    @mortache 4 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    "Gladiating"
    "Gladiation"
    XD

    • @MajesticSkywhale
      @MajesticSkywhale 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Lesbotic
      Lesbicious
      Lesbite

    • @jukka5648
      @jukka5648 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@MajesticSkywhale Was that Fry or Laurie :DD

    • @MajesticSkywhale
      @MajesticSkywhale 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jukka5648 fry

    • @louiss2595
      @louiss2595 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Gladitorial

    • @rougarou3716
      @rougarou3716 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "Did you gladiate?"
      "Yes I did.."

  • @theodoric7335
    @theodoric7335 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I don't think I've ever watched someone just talk for 2 hours and been so interested

  • @xxxx85
    @xxxx85 4 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    "One of the emperors fought a whale"
    Hahahahahaha oh my god what a stupid idea xD

    • @zorangligoric1846
      @zorangligoric1846 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Caligula fought the ocean. Much better idea

    • @jumbo4billion
      @jumbo4billion 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Hemmingway tried to kill a sperm whale with a harpoon and a shotgun.

    • @sevenproxies4255
      @sevenproxies4255 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@zorangligoric1846 I was just about to mention Caligula and his campaign against the God Neptune. XD

    • @sharpestbulb
      @sharpestbulb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@jumbo4billion what was the whale doing with a shotgun?

  • @gergelyhabony2701
    @gergelyhabony2701 4 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    Almost 2 hours on a lovely sunday afternoon? Christmas is early this year.

    • @QlueDuPlessis
      @QlueDuPlessis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The only problem is, my phone's battery ran out twice while watching it. lol

  • @natc.5940
    @natc.5940 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    This is by far my favorite episode. I’ve listened to it over a dozen times and every time I catch a few more details I missed before. Great subject, fantastic presentation! I love your enthusiasm and thought process!

  • @tyrgoossens
    @tyrgoossens 4 ปีที่แล้ว +178

    TLDR: gladiating - it's a bit like boxing, but actually it's wrestling.

    • @RagbagMcShag
      @RagbagMcShag 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I can see a lot of parallels to esports, minus the killing ofcourse. But yeah esports nowadays still isnt respected by the general public and old folk

    • @MilkCalf
      @MilkCalf 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @P A I assume that the contenders are monitored in such a way that cheating with an AI would be impossible. They are there in person after all and probably use a console or PC that the organisers own. Any custom controllers (used in some fighting games popularly) are also checked and sometimes banned for just having extra buttons with slight edge.

    • @hildebrand2252
      @hildebrand2252 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      RagbagMcShag I mean regular physical sports like boxing and wrestling are clearly more related. Jumping from gladiators to gamers is missing a few steps, but I guess I see what you mean. I’m all for esports, but to me your comment seems a little odd. As in I’m not sure what inspired it. The reception of gladiators vs gamers as a sport is also drastically different. Gladiators were looked down on for being low status killers, but that’s also what made them appealing to some people. They were bad asses and clearly did something physically impressive. It was a guilty pleasure for people across the board.
      Then consider eSports. Even if I think Faker is good at league that means very little to someone outside that community. I think its far easier for the masses to appreciate someone who is performing an act that is clearly impressive physically. That applies to gladiators, boxers, footballers, etc all more than eSport pros.
      Again I am all for eSports, but it doesn’t involve the same physical skill sets. eSports are more like chess with the added requirement of accurate and quick reactions alongside processing tactics, but a player doesn’t need physical strength behind them to actually succeed. The difference is if some guy weighing 150lbs who could make all the same decisions and movements as a 400lb line backer was put in his place he’d get run over. If someone can make the exact decisions with the same accuracy as another gamer then they are on equal footing despite their physical condition.

    • @The_Flamekeepers
      @The_Flamekeepers 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Perfect

    • @bar10005
      @bar10005 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@P A Making a robot to outplay a human in boxing probably wouldn't be that hard - with machine power it just has to land one punch to knockout a human (or even kill him), while it pretty much can't be damaged, it would be far more difficult to make it fair, interesting for spectators and safe for the human opponent.

  • @thergmtk
    @thergmtk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    "The word Samnite is a very bad insult!"
    "... these brave Samnite gladiators..."
    -Roughly what a (not mad) politically correct Roman could have said

    • @MarkVrem
      @MarkVrem 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The Swedes at Paradox who programmed the PC game Imperator Rome, know how to get rid of the Samnites with just one click of the mouse button. Jews too.

  • @miyukiteishi9051
    @miyukiteishi9051 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    That 100 Lions story actually pissed me off and I wasn't even there to see it.
    I'd imagine the crowd as first would be cheering, then when they realized what was going on, it slowly died down to almost silence with many people leaving, but of course they couldn't boo because he's the emperor.
    But yeah, showing that you are senselessly cruel and egotistical isn't exactly the best way to win the public.

  • @calebroberts5422
    @calebroberts5422 4 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    “They didn’t exactly send their A team...
    Really like sending in the national guard”🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @dragonsword7370
      @dragonsword7370 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Were you thinking of rambo: first blood too?

    • @calebroberts5422
      @calebroberts5422 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Chase afraid not i was just thinking about how everybody in the Army talks about the national guard:)

    • @zephyr7
      @zephyr7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@calebroberts5422 same lol

  • @Dennis-vh8tz
    @Dennis-vh8tz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Public reaction to Commodus' Lion massacre: he's wasting the money I paid in taxes on this?

  • @SchwartzBOSS
    @SchwartzBOSS 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Mad respect for almost 2 hours of solid content with no cuts Lindy

  • @lomax343
    @lomax343 4 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    This Lock-down is having two consequences for me. First, I am finally watching some of Lindy's very long videos that I hadn't previously managed to get round to. Second, I am attempting to grow a Lindybeard.
    The first is proving highly rewarding.
    As to the second - the jury's still out.

    • @lomax343
      @lomax343 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Dermaa On balance, I'm pleased with the result. I'd expected it to be grey, but it's turned out pure white. Perhaps a whole new future is opening in front of me as a Father Christmas impersonator...

  • @chancekeith3575
    @chancekeith3575 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Lemme guess... no jumpcuts...
    Edit: yep, I knew it

    • @ursa_margo
      @ursa_margo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Real men don't need jump cuts

  • @alangriffin8146
    @alangriffin8146 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Fun fact: the common misconception around “vomitoria”-that they were places for gluttonous nobles to purge their stomachs at hedonistic feasts-comes from the Flavian Amphitheater (or is adjacent to it).
    The term vomitorium means “the place where the people spill out” or, the great passages from the seating areas into the street.
    So, if you’re on a first date at an arena, and you don’t want a second date, just drop that fun fact in there.

  • @jakdexter2832
    @jakdexter2832 4 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    2 hours, perfect for ironing my shirts on a sunday

    • @onasknox9284
      @onasknox9284 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Yeah, perfect for shogun 2... I mean ironing shirts, that's what I meant

    • @lonelylongdistancekiller9844
      @lonelylongdistancekiller9844 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@onasknox9284 shit now I'm starting shogun 2 on my computer. Gotta conquer Japan for the shogun!!!!!

    • @josharntt
      @josharntt 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lonelylongdistancekiller9844 You gonna make a girl fall asleep mid bj? 2 hours...

    • @Nathan-yk5km
      @Nathan-yk5km 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I hope they’re all beige.

    • @fionafiona1146
      @fionafiona1146 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@josharntt
      There are other things my boyfriend might enjoy but really, if he is in charge of music/entertainment in general there is some expectation, that I assume natural, of him offering equally.

  • @jarannoiseux-mackay3405
    @jarannoiseux-mackay3405 4 ปีที่แล้ว +133

    The automatically generated captioning thinks that you're saying "Lannister", so the sidebar is showing a Game of Thrones advert. Fnarf fnarf.

    • @spearspearspear
      @spearspearspear 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Fnarf?

    • @RayTC
      @RayTC 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      SpearHunked fnarf

    • @lotli4453
      @lotli4453 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fnarf fnarf

  • @minenhlemsane6370
    @minenhlemsane6370 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    25:20 -"now there are 30 lions cowering in a corner'" As a South African that's the funniest thing I've heard since I subscribed to your awesome channel 2years ago

  • @hughbeein1265
    @hughbeein1265 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    The Lindy Dictionary defines a person being involved in gladiation is indeed a person gladiating.

  • @ZenexTheZealous
    @ZenexTheZealous 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    1 hour and 50 minutes... I can't wait for my brain to be filled to the absolute brim!

  • @Hotrob_J
    @Hotrob_J 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "Gladiators fought for a thousand years" - this is why they should have had a union. A thousand years before you can retire? Awful.

  • @ladyymir1478
    @ladyymir1478 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    Lloyd: *makes a video about Gladiators*
    Me: *hovers mouse over the thumbs up button before clicking it*

    • @recklessroges
      @recklessroges 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lloyd is always a champion.

    • @jackwess6462
      @jackwess6462 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      genius comment

    • @AK-jt7kh
      @AK-jt7kh 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Reckless Roges Yeah I gave up a while ago. I just thumbs up first now.