SAO Abridged Parody: Episode 08

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  • @ernie39
    @ernie39 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5180

    One of my favorite lines/deliveries in the series is:
    "My men do not even know the meaning of the word "surrender"!"
    "But we're WILLING to learn!"

    • @Tomeshsookram
      @Tomeshsookram ปีที่แล้ว +40

      i was looking for this 😂

    • @ishtarhernandez8406
      @ishtarhernandez8406 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Honestly, probably the funniest line Witty Entertainment has ever written.

    • @ssjcrafter8842
      @ssjcrafter8842 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @@ishtarhernandez8406 are you sure? they wrote a lot of funny things...
      ...a lot of witty and entertaining things.

    • @ishtarhernandez8406
      @ishtarhernandez8406 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@ssjcrafter8842 Yes. And I consider this the wittiest and most entertaining thing they ever wrote.

    • @ravenblackwing7888
      @ravenblackwing7888 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That’s my fav too 🤣

  • @jeffweir6234
    @jeffweir6234 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7877

    My wife hears the "I hate people" speech, turns to me "That sounds like you every time we go grocery shopping honey"

    • @jadyndenys7736
      @jadyndenys7736 2 ปีที่แล้ว +353

      Underrated but...
      completely agreeable !

    • @Ze_Existentialist
      @Ze_Existentialist ปีที่แล้ว +382

      You have a wife?! I thought all anime fans were single.

    • @master-of-many-fandoms2020
      @master-of-many-fandoms2020 ปีที่แล้ว +212

      @@Ze_Existentialist You’d be surprised.

    • @joshplays9722
      @joshplays9722 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Bruh

    • @randomd286
      @randomd286 ปีที่แล้ว +163

      @@Ze_Existentialist He is impure we must shun the unclean.

  • @DinoDays703
    @DinoDays703 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19095

    "Sure buddy, just drop by Asuna's place." Has the same energy as, "Its quite simple really, just open your menu."

    • @fiorafonsett489
      @fiorafonsett489 4 ปีที่แล้ว +812

      i mean the way agil called after him after it really is just that

    • @christopherfleetwood5252
      @christopherfleetwood5252 4 ปีที่แล้ว +727

      OtakuComet Who’s agil... wait did you mean Tiff?

    • @kaiservonpanzer213
      @kaiservonpanzer213 4 ปีที่แล้ว +410

      @@christopherfleetwood5252 I think Agil is his actual name in the original. I've never watched the original so Idk.

    • @Htiy
      @Htiy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +504

      KaiserVonPanzer lol I’m pretty sure that is his name but I only know him as Tiffany 😤

    • @kyro8581
      @kyro8581 4 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      @@kaiservonpanzer213 you missed the joke

  • @betelgoose9712
    @betelgoose9712 ปีที่แล้ว +5458

    BallsDeep69 and Tiffany will never cease to be my favorite characters.
    “Ah shit. Did all your friends die again?”

    • @raeyth_
      @raeyth_ ปีที่แล้ว +289

      Yeah, I love how much personality they added to them. Or everyone, for that matter. The Abridged is just fantastic, and the real SAO in my eyes.

    • @thomasfrazer8934
      @thomasfrazer8934 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      @@raeyth_ Yeah, I made the mistake after watching a bunch of abridged to try and finish off Aliciazation after giving up on it during the interminable we're climbing the tower arc. I watched like three episodes but it was hard because it's just SO BORING!

    • @TheTruepanther
      @TheTruepanther ปีที่แล้ว +35

      ​@@thomasfrazer8934 It, genuinely does get better, but that's up to you to decide.

    • @Kishanth.J
      @Kishanth.J ปีที่แล้ว +56

      I wish we saw more of Tiffany fighting. It occurred to me we never see Tiffany ever fight, and Balls we saw once. I wish they had more screen time.

    • @TheTruepanther
      @TheTruepanther ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@Kishanth.J slightly before the final fight with Kiyba (or however you spell it) Tiffany swings his axe at that bone centipede thing.

  • @cynicalstring5614
    @cynicalstring5614 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4005

    Asuna: You wanna put your sword away before dinner?
    Kirito: Shit you can see that
    omg thats hilarious

    • @missyori8301
      @missyori8301 5 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      #BONERCONFIRMED

    • @lukeharpman7675
      @lukeharpman7675 5 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      I was laughing so hard at that, gold 1 liner right there...

    • @A_name69
      @A_name69 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      relatable though im thirteen

    • @arongan8938
      @arongan8938 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      That's some high quality joke

    • @PKmaster12
      @PKmaster12 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      That was probably the funniest joke in the whole video. And that’s saying a lot

  • @eyesdry
    @eyesdry 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7434

    I love the implication that kayaba is just sitting watching everything and occasionally playing fitting music or SFX when he feels like it

    • @bigpoggers6507
      @bigpoggers6507 2 ปีที่แล้ว +883

      Kayaba 100% realized Kirito is the main character and helps him out with funny sound effects, he does clearly like Kirito the most based on the last few episodes.

    • @BardicGM
      @BardicGM 2 ปีที่แล้ว +309

      @@bigpoggers6507 Could also be the Cardinal System, before it manifested as Yui doing it.

    • @michaelshea4862
      @michaelshea4862 2 ปีที่แล้ว +193

      It’s also horrifying when you realize he watched asuna and kirito…. Do the deed

    • @hvalryusson5540
      @hvalryusson5540 2 ปีที่แล้ว +158

      @@michaelshea4862 horrifying for him, haven’t you seen episode 16.5?

    • @yinyang452
      @yinyang452 2 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      @@hvalryusson5540 Didn't the Abridged VAs for Kirito and Asuna do a reading of that?

  • @benyverezub5217
    @benyverezub5217 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6155

    By far my favorite line in the entire series:
    "My men do not even know the meaning of the word surrender"
    "But we're willing to learn"

    • @shrimpyshrimp2243
      @shrimpyshrimp2243 5 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      Beny Verezub bro I legit read those words in sync with him saying them is that an omen

    • @Thanatos-vn6hm
      @Thanatos-vn6hm 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      A good omen or a bad omen?

    • @wanderingsoul2530
      @wanderingsoul2530 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      But we're willing to learn

    • @thallan
      @thallan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      The literal opposite energy of "Honor is dead. But I'll see what I can do."

    • @chinesefood7350
      @chinesefood7350 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Lol mine was the "well you guys don't need to look for your God anymore
      Because he's right here."

  • @MmeCShadow
    @MmeCShadow 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4140

    Kirito's awareness of the 'accidental groping' trope and his understanding of what's about to happen is an underrated joke.

    • @theendersmirk5851
      @theendersmirk5851 ปีที่แล้ว +433

      Based on the fact his only response to her being asleep was a cat whisker drawing, he also was probably alarmed at this internally, and trying to figure out what to say, while the other part of his brain knew he was about to get yeeted

    • @willieearles3151
      @willieearles3151 ปีที่แล้ว +264

      @@theendersmirk5851The reaction most men would have to accidentally groping a woman is “oh shit” so it’s also just pretty fitting.

    • @roblowe6543
      @roblowe6543 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Facts

    • @BrndnProductions
      @BrndnProductions ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ......oh shit

    • @اًمٕعلْيَ-م6و
      @اًمٕعلْيَ-م6و ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ممكن اسم النمي

  • @TheGreatAshenOne
    @TheGreatAshenOne 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3563

    "What Do i have to start putting salt lines in front of the door? WHY DO YOU KEEP COMING BACK HERE?!"
    Seriously underrated line!

    • @aidanbrazfield7179
      @aidanbrazfield7179 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I agree

    • @mrstoutmire
      @mrstoutmire 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Woefully agree

    • @cunningsmile4166
      @cunningsmile4166 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Burn the witch!
      ....ooops wrong abridged series

    • @mrstoutmire
      @mrstoutmire 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@cunningsmile4166
      Lol

    • @bkimatab
      @bkimatab 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Every single one of Tiff's lines is underrated.

  • @ineednochannelyoutube5384
    @ineednochannelyoutube5384 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4675

    Who would have imagined a romance between two psycopaths could be so cute...

    • @notproductiveproductions3504
      @notproductiveproductions3504 8 ปีที่แล้ว +153

      I need no channel youtube! Well, DC comics did make it fun and heartwarming when two ex criminals moved in together (Harley Quinn & Poison Ivy) so anything is possible.

    • @silverspire567
      @silverspire567 7 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      I need no channel youtube! Have you seen Mirai Nikki?

    • @junky2fk
      @junky2fk 7 ปีที่แล้ว +160

      Technically a sociopath(kirito) and a psychopath (asuna)

    • @rockerknight25
      @rockerknight25 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +S T Literally the same word.

    • @siveon298
      @siveon298 7 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      +James T Kirk They "literally" aren't. Considering they're made up of different letters and derive a different meaning and all.

  • @mcmann2243
    @mcmann2243 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3196

    I love how everybody seems weird and or socially awkward, it makes sense with them being shut-in gamers

    • @xr3op595
      @xr3op595 4 ปีที่แล้ว +183

      Except asuna who’s first game was sao

    • @smurfadoodlethewise4584
      @smurfadoodlethewise4584 4 ปีที่แล้ว +239

      @@xr3op595 Though she's still got her fair share of, hmm...gamer quirks? I'm just saying that our favorite blacksmith has some embers to attest to that.

    • @carlwebber4094
      @carlwebber4094 4 ปีที่แล้ว +146

      @@smurfadoodlethewise4584 she's part of the racist,insane half of the gamers

    • @thecloaker5201
      @thecloaker5201 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      @@smurfadoodlethewise4584 kirito is just part of the insane part

    • @xdesolateone8564
      @xdesolateone8564 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@thecloaker5201 he’s part of the sadistic, I’m a god group.

  • @alexv3357
    @alexv3357 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2942

    "We _Flowers for Algernon'ed_ our tastebuds!?"
    God I live for obscure references like that. And it's so in character for Kirito too

    • @jasperchannethy
      @jasperchannethy ปีที่แล้ว +92

      I don't really understand the reference, can someone explain to me a bit?

    • @alexv3357
      @alexv3357 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@jasperchannethy Flowers for Algernon is a short novel about a mentally disabled man named Charlie who volunteers for an experimental treatment that promises to increase his IQ and allow him to love a more normal life. The treatment was tested first on a mouse named Algernon, who shows intelligence far exceeding a normal white mouse and who eventually comes into Charlie's care. The story is told through the lens of Charlie's diary entries.
      The treatment works. As the story progresses, Charlie's spelling, grammar, and vocabulary improve, he gains social awareness and realises the "friends" he laughs with at the bakery where he works are laughing at him instead of with him, and so on. But the process continues unabated. Soon enough his IQ grows and blows past those of most of the people around him, leading to a sense of alienation and pride.
      And just as Charlie is at his brightest, proudest, and also most lost, everything starts to unravel. Algernon the mouse shows a sudden, unexpected, and precipitous decline in mental acuity, shocking the scientists involved, and eventually he reaches a poorer state than he started. Charlie's own mental soon starts to devolve as well, and with it once again the quality of his writing and narration decline. Finally, Algernon dies, and Charlie's last diary entry, and the last chapter of the book, ends with the line:
      "P.S. please if you get a chanse put some flowers on Algernons grave in the bak yard."

    • @jakeflacari3263
      @jakeflacari3263 ปีที่แล้ว +335

      ​been a hot while since I read it so take it with a grain of salt, but the general gist is that this dude wasn't so smart at the start, and when undergoing a science experiment that increased his intelligence by a large margin. Eventually though, he slowly began reverting to his original intelligence and he began having trouble understanding the things he wrote down in a journal when he was intelligent.
      Again though it's been *too* long since I read it so I'm very sure I got it wrong

    • @jasperchannethy
      @jasperchannethy ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@jakeflacari3263 I see, thanks a lot man

    • @yafufuf6694
      @yafufuf6694 ปีที่แล้ว +411

      @@jasperchannethy it’s a book about a mentally disabled guy who undergoes an experiment which makes him progressively reach a normal IQ and then surpass that. As he gets smarter, he notices all the things that used to bring him joy and happiness are nothing to him, and realises how badly society treated him when he was disabled

  • @NobodyImportant1234
    @NobodyImportant1234 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6111

    Original: Faster, FAsTeR-
    Abridged: A speech about how humanity sucks

    • @RandomPerson-cm2wg
      @RandomPerson-cm2wg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +704

      And surprisingly, what abridged Kirito said about humanity was all true.

    • @jonathanblair5920
      @jonathanblair5920 4 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      @DEN ER LILLA! news to me, i've yet to see otherwise. myself included, can't play favorites

    • @jonathanblair5920
      @jonathanblair5920 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      @DEN ER LILLA! i don't necessarily disagree with you, but i never said humanity was a failure... i said we're all pieces of shit. i despise humans, but i won't ignore their accomplishments

    • @AoTheMighty
      @AoTheMighty 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@jonathanblair5920 You two make the best duel I've seen in comment sections

    • @SnailSnail-lo4pm
      @SnailSnail-lo4pm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @DEN ER LILLA! well, to be honest he isn't wrong

  • @bb_lou
    @bb_lou 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7149

    ''My men do not even know the meaning of ''surrender''!''
    ''But we're willing to learn''

    • @mikasheehy
      @mikasheehy 7 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      Les Geeks du Parking funniest line ever

    • @frankiethe5th
      @frankiethe5th 7 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      WildGaming123 I thought "SHIT YOU CAN SEE THAT?!?!" was the funniest line

    • @norishimogawa6125
      @norishimogawa6125 7 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      sur·ren·der
      /səˈrendər/
      noun
      1.
      the action of surrendering.
      synonyms:
      capitulation, submission, yielding, succumbing, acquiescence, ... more
      verb
      1.
      cease resistance to an enemy or opponent and submit to their authority:
      "over 140 rebels surrendered to the authorities"
      synonyms:
      capitulate, give in, give (oneself) up, give way, yield, ... moreantonyms:
      resist
      note:i'm not patronizing, i just put this down cuz the not knowing how to surrender joke

    • @ggameruleyt8638
      @ggameruleyt8638 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Soo funnnnnyyyy 😂

    • @nerdherd1819
      @nerdherd1819 7 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      A quote from RWBY:
      Ironwood: If you were one of my men, I'd have you shot!
      Qrow: If I were one of your men I'd shoot mySELF.
      I really recommend you watch RWBY, it is actually what got me into anime in the first place.

  • @finn_underwood
    @finn_underwood 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3439

    "Hey look! Literally anything else! Let's pay attention to it!"
    -My new get-out-of-tight-situations line

  • @cormacoconnor7726
    @cormacoconnor7726 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2291

    Best part about Klien is that he doesn't even seem to be a shut in gamer type like kirito. Kirito is a full on socially anxious gamer nerd, whereas klien just seems to be playing the game with his bros because it seemed fun and he just happened to be one of the best players in the game

    • @TechnoMinarchist
      @TechnoMinarchist ปีที่แล้ว +210

      Well, real life athletic ability transfers to the game

    • @levievil9220
      @levievil9220 ปีที่แล้ว +295

      @@TechnoMinarchist ten bucks Klein was a gym bro in this reality but we never get to see his muscles after they escape because they were nearly surviving even though they were in a hospital

    • @johnyreyes3567
      @johnyreyes3567 ปีที่แล้ว +173

      Klien feels like a real, normal person, thrusted into this world of virtual sociopaths

    • @Blewlongmun
      @Blewlongmun ปีที่แล้ว +125

      @@johnyreyes3567 For a parody taking all of the original characters and overhauling them I'd say turning "generic best friend" into "the only type-A dude" fits so well.

    • @theendersmirk5851
      @theendersmirk5851 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      In fairness, the first thing Klein did upon entering the game was get an earful from one of the beta testers about how to kill a single thing, and then a longer earful that probably went over the in game crafting system while he created a long loredump for the mythil pebble of pigslaying.

  • @cptrex.6902
    @cptrex.6902 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5715

    "you disappoint me man"
    "I disappoint myself"
    never have I been so offended by something I 100% agree with

  • @SolarisTwili
    @SolarisTwili 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4810

    “I threw a knife at it, and it died”
    Every mmo player ever

    • @jadenfavor1288
      @jadenfavor1288 4 ปีที่แล้ว +200

      Tiffany: You disappoint me, man.
      Kirito: I disappoint myself.

    • @SolarisTwili
      @SolarisTwili 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Me too Kirito, me too-

    • @sudokisara
      @sudokisara 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      No it’s more like “I stabbed it 13 times, and it died”

    • @squidaker
      @squidaker 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Eric Smallwood
      Hits too close to home.😔

    • @enchantedporkloin2658
      @enchantedporkloin2658 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Far too often,
      Me: WTF ,Iv hit this thing square ,smack dab in the middle of the head about 6 times,!!!????"
      "Oh right, ...game ... even the ones that do there best to follow logic ,
      Have no choice ,cause too easy , boring what have you!!?"
      " Actually that's a good thing'
      ...I'd be dead 12 times over!"
      Metal gear solid 3 anyone, love that game ,but digging a AK-47 bullet out
      Of half way through your brain with a
      Oversized combat knife???

  • @flowersandfloriography
    @flowersandfloriography 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3319

    "i... Threw a knife at it and it died"
    "you disappoint me man"
    "i disappoint myself"

    • @RealAlcoholicHorse
      @RealAlcoholicHorse 5 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      "Will you put your sword away before dinner"
      "Shit you can see that? Oh wait-"

    • @isaaclim3348
      @isaaclim3348 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      It’s almost like we all watched the same video

    • @festethephule7553
      @festethephule7553 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @@isaaclim3348
      It's almost like we're sharing in our collective amusement of some select lines.

    • @nuui2hou
      @nuui2hou 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It’s almost like everyone is thinking the same thing

    • @jordanfrank6834
      @jordanfrank6834 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      It’s almost like...
      we’re all the same person

  • @dubiousdeliquite6641
    @dubiousdeliquite6641 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3515

    The fact that “snarky asshole” kirito has a more emotional arc than regular kirito is fucking amazing

    • @beanother1an690
      @beanother1an690 ปีที่แล้ว +215

      It's also better a shown character arc because SWE doesn't fuck around, and the normal anime cut out a lot of Kirito's characterization from the LN and made it seem more harem-y.
      But yes, SWE did a stellar job fixing Kirito.

    • @redsavagequeen
      @redsavagequeen ปีที่แล้ว +25

      And a little sad for the original show.

    • @beanother1an690
      @beanother1an690 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@redsavagequeen Blame A-1 and Kawahara's inexperience.

    • @JadeJuno
      @JadeJuno 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      @@beanother1an690 damn, was the LN actually better? 🤔

    • @beanother1an690
      @beanother1an690 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

      @@JadeJuno A lot better, although the earlier ones have that trademark early installment weirdness.
      Read Progressive, though, it's quite good and it gives an in-depth look at each floor of Aincrad.

  • @jaydarichmond8878
    @jaydarichmond8878 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3124

    This series is nothing but a joke, and yet when kirito started talking about caring about people, it hit me really hard. Dang the writing for this is brilliant!

    • @cz1822
      @cz1822 5 ปีที่แล้ว +175

      It really is brilliant. This is my favorite episode. The characters feel more real than in the official anime, and I love their interactions.

    • @jaydarichmond8878
      @jaydarichmond8878 5 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      My favorite part of the series as a whole is the background people. They are so funny and relatable

    • @Demalion1
      @Demalion1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Kirito's rant in this is exactly how I feel about humanity. Its a write off.

    • @N12015
      @N12015 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@cz1822 My favorite is the 10, but this one is in a close 2rd place tied with the episode 5.

    • @gamerbeast3616
      @gamerbeast3616 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      you are a joke

  • @danieleasterling5325
    @danieleasterling5325 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5214

    "Even Kayaba thinks this is a clown show"
    Best line. I could just imagine Kayaba watching events happen and just adding in a soundtrack out of spite.

    • @sagedelphin9488
      @sagedelphin9488 3 ปีที่แล้ว +130

      Actually I love imagining this

    • @danieleasterling5325
      @danieleasterling5325 3 ปีที่แล้ว +247

      @@sagedelphin9488 Anyways, you always hear sound effects in shows but no one ever reacts to them. The fact that everybody can hear them in this makes it all the more hilarious.

    • @quintonclothier6171
      @quintonclothier6171 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      This line actually makes me imagine Kayaba as being him, as well as TFS Cell, and TFS Alucard rolled into one, due to both the fact that they all have Takahata 101 as their VA, and that they are all goofballs with short tempers and godlike powers. I can see both of the other two doing that, so clearly he gets type casted, but that isn't a bad thing, especially in this case.

    • @kemarisite
      @kemarisite 3 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      He certainly did in episode 7 with Liz.
      "Were the sound effects really necessary, Kayaba?"
      *wah, wash, wash, waaah*
      "Well, fuck you too!"

    • @RealCoolstriker64
      @RealCoolstriker64 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      He actually is.
      Remember how he only jumped in as guild leader because Kirito didn’t?

  • @axllow3914
    @axllow3914 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2343

    Its funny how he actually has a human inside, but his acid, twisted personality buries it deep most of the time

    • @yukivloggs3748
      @yukivloggs3748 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      IKR

    • @fetasprite
      @fetasprite 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Axl Low I love it

    • @axllow3914
      @axllow3914 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I bet we all do

    • @bladehawk949
      @bladehawk949 8 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      The PTSD helps.

    • @entityfounder9519
      @entityfounder9519 7 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      It actually makes him one of the most relatable characters in anime history, with x10 points for the fact that THIS IS NOT ACTUAL CANON.

  • @Nebafyer_DandD
    @Nebafyer_DandD ปีที่แล้ว +716

    The "I hate people" speech did such a good job showing that Kirito is suffering PTSD super hard.

    • @slayeryt637
      @slayeryt637 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

      Fuck is that another PTSD symptom?
      I love collecting those things like Pokemon cards

    • @Nebafyer_DandD
      @Nebafyer_DandD 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +55

      @@slayeryt637 his PTSD stems from seeing friends die in front of him. He hates people because it keeps him safe from being triggered when they are in danger or hurt.

    • @slayeryt637
      @slayeryt637 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      @@Nebafyer_DandD my guy, I'm well aware of where PTSD comes from, at least he didn't have to deal with a puddle of blood like I did

    • @Nebafyer_DandD
      @Nebafyer_DandD 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      @@slayeryt637 yeah, it was just a response to your comment. I'm sorry you have had a hard experience.

    • @twizztd8396
      @twizztd8396 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      @@slayeryt637​​⁠​⁠Chill out man, the guy was just explaining the plot. No need to pop off, we’re all chilling here

  • @thesuperbowser2
    @thesuperbowser2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3800

    "He found an item that punctuates his sentences with Spanish guitar."

    • @mysteriousself1386
      @mysteriousself1386 5 ปีที่แล้ว +252

      ''He's just REALLY dedicated to the part"

    • @rafaelrubio9166
      @rafaelrubio9166 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Es la hostia

    • @viosiocraft58
      @viosiocraft58 5 ปีที่แล้ว +140

      I want that item.

    • @louisduarte8763
      @louisduarte8763 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Where in the Music Used list did that come from?

    • @scrubthegod780
      @scrubthegod780 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Louis Duarte idk I just know it's from the bleach anime

  • @wompwompwompwompp
    @wompwompwompwompp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1658

    Asuna in the beginning of the actual anime: "I'm not here to eat good food..."
    Also Asuna: I maxed out my cooking skill to eat good food!

    • @Ghostx357
      @Ghostx357 4 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      Asuna on the abridge: " how do i eat you"

    • @supers2092
      @supers2092 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lol

    • @huskyland1259
      @huskyland1259 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Can asuna open the menu in the anime

    • @q_energical7256
      @q_energical7256 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@huskyland1259 yes

    • @Joshuathegreatest7
      @Joshuathegreatest7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Cooking is a great healing skill in any mmo

  • @SlickGoku220
    @SlickGoku220 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1923

    *gets threatened into a date*
    *accepts* "why do I feel like I'm being mugged?"

    • @destructo-pizzatv2263
      @destructo-pizzatv2263 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I would like this but it has 69 likes

    • @SlickGoku220
      @SlickGoku220 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@destructo-pizzatv2263 ah,a man of culture I see

    • @DatboiJonsey
      @DatboiJonsey 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@SlickGoku220 ruined it lol

    • @SlickGoku220
      @SlickGoku220 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@DatboiJonsey demon SPAWWWWNNNNNNN

    • @DatboiJonsey
      @DatboiJonsey 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@SlickGoku220 Hehehehehehehe

  • @abeeeeeeebo
    @abeeeeeeebo ปีที่แล้ว +1122

    “But we’re willing to learn” is the most perfectly dubbed line I’ve ever heard

  • @James11111
    @James11111 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7212

    I love it when an abridged series is so good it becomes the canon version of the series in my eyes.

    • @Twoswordsdrizzt
      @Twoswordsdrizzt 9 ปีที่แล้ว +165

      Agreed. Sadly, only three of them have so far. (This, dbz, and yugioh.) not saying there aren't any other good series, just none as good as the source material.

    • @CJEJTHEDJ
      @CJEJTHEDJ 9 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      +Twoswordsdrizzt Check out Hellsing Ultimate and Fate/Zero abridged series by the DBZ team. XD

    • @ZuKCe
      @ZuKCe 9 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      +CJEJTHEDJ Evabridged

    • @CJEJTHEDJ
      @CJEJTHEDJ 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Omgitsgodzilla
      Another amazing one! =D

    • @James11111
      @James11111 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Death Note Abridged was pretty good too.
      Though I haven't watched it in awhile...

  • @isaacbojorquez1931
    @isaacbojorquez1931 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3406

    "Well I'm not playing your game. Whatever happens to them its not our...DAMMIT"
    After years of rewatching this I finally get this line. He was going to say "our fault" but he cut himself off because he remembered Sachi...I love this series

    • @carcram
      @carcram 4 ปีที่แล้ว +188

      I was about to comment that, I'm surprised nobody else has in all this time, that truly is his trigger word

    • @saracen8441
      @saracen8441 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      carlos castillo That was my first guess but the visual was confusing

    • @randomidiot831
      @randomidiot831 4 ปีที่แล้ว +129

      In my opinion, the abridged does better at humanizing Kirito than the actual series.

    • @textexadecimal9340
      @textexadecimal9340 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@saracen8441 Exactly, I thought he was angry because Asuna grew a heart and rushed to help Corvatz's guild.

    • @blueblade1948
      @blueblade1948 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Oh I thought he was gonna say "problem" but when he looked at Asuna's face he had to do it. He could've easily avoided the trigger word "fault". because I enjoy this series as a comedy for sao, I don't think about this or take it seriously (almost)

  • @noahh.7642
    @noahh.7642 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7159

    I love the fact that Kirito has PTSD whenever the sentence(Or anything surrounding his phrase) "It's not your fault" comes up and automatically forces him to help someone else.

    • @ninjadom03
      @ninjadom03 3 ปีที่แล้ว +540

      "Whats wrong little girl?"

    • @Anonomius0
      @Anonomius0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +496

      How dare this parody show be so well written!

    • @mohammadripan337
      @mohammadripan337 3 ปีที่แล้ว +282

      That's like way more char development than the original

    • @kingnamor777
      @kingnamor777 3 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      @@mohammadripan337 Ikr. This is Sao I've been expecting to see.

    • @beastunleashed657
      @beastunleashed657 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      OG Kirito helps them for the exact same reason as well. Just that he doesn't get your fault flashbacks. But it's still definitely out of guilt alright.

  • @samreid6010
    @samreid6010 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1096

    Can we appreciate that Corvatz knew he was about to have his brain fried by a microwave as soon as he got hit, but he was still devoted to the bit enough that he made his final words “Corvatz can never die”

    • @goldedrag111
      @goldedrag111 2 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      At least he went went out on a high note.

    • @MarkEdwardRom
      @MarkEdwardRom ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I must point 👉 out
      During this battle Kirito was shown
      to be on a single slice of health!
      He damn near died!
      Any 1 ever wonder 🤔
      the what if possiblity
      that would've occured
      if Kirito had died & not won?

    • @irok1
      @irok1 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      ​@@MarkEdwardRomshow ends

    • @irok1
      @irok1 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      ​@@MarkEdwardRomor he plot armors his way back

    • @jedimasterdraco6950
      @jedimasterdraco6950 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@MarkEdwardRom Depends, does Klein still have that resurrection item that Kirito fought Santa to get?

  • @Halo381WasTaken
    @Halo381WasTaken 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1862

    "What, do I gotta start putting salt lines in front of the door? *Why do you keep coming back here?*"
    I love everything about SAO Abridged, but Tiffany's reaction to Asuna is one of my favorite things.

    • @mysteriousself1386
      @mysteriousself1386 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I'm still trying to figure out if that was a Supernatural reference

    • @Halo381WasTaken
      @Halo381WasTaken 5 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      @@mysteriousself1386 Not necessarily; putting salt lines down to keep the demons away has been a tradition in several cultures for centuries

    • @sarim9531
      @sarim9531 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I... just wanna know why he's scared of her?

    • @catman5136
      @catman5136 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@sarim9531 racist

    • @sarim9531
      @sarim9531 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@catman5136 Wait is she saying things that insensitive? (seriously don't know how bad her words are)

  • @johnhello8065
    @johnhello8065 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5153

    Kirito - *at 1 hp*
    *Faints*
    Takes fall damage.

    • @mayumayuyosh
      @mayumayuyosh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +244

      Well that got dark...

    • @corrupteddecaf0381
      @corrupteddecaf0381 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      John Hello lol

    • @Detec_
      @Detec_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @R I'm getting Vietnam War flashbacks

    • @cahsahhhhhhhn
      @cahsahhhhhhhn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      I want to like this but its at 420 likes and theres like a rule against that i guess so accept this comment and enjoy your dankk memez bro

    • @SchmuckVisual
      @SchmuckVisual 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ohohoh nooo

  • @AshleyAnderson-lo3lh
    @AshleyAnderson-lo3lh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5767

    I love that his “I hate people” speech is really “ Damn you character development for making me a better person!!!

    • @Jamplays592
      @Jamplays592 3 ปีที่แล้ว +232

      The subtle 4th wall breaks make his character so much better

    • @danny_draws452
      @danny_draws452 3 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      Better than the original

    • @knytemare8250
      @knytemare8250 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      k, but he has a point tho

    • @btoolman
      @btoolman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yeah he dose

    • @ljtheone
      @ljtheone 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      to me it sounded like a bitch boy ranting because he lost a game of fortnite or died in minecraft bedwars to better players

  • @bemusedHorseman
    @bemusedHorseman ปีที่แล้ว +508

    It's a shame Corvatz didn't live to see Alfheim, his dedication to the bit would've gone far there.

    • @Deflamed_Sphere
      @Deflamed_Sphere 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      man..

    • @MichealFelk
      @MichealFelk 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +37

      Corvatz would have united the races and made a powerful army strong enough to mark its victories in the game’s lore forever

    • @Deflamed_Sphere
      @Deflamed_Sphere 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

      @@MichealFelk no wonder they killed him off
      they knew this would speedrun it and fix all of the problems in alfheim
      and so did Godfree

    • @Aaa-vp6ug
      @Aaa-vp6ug 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      @@Deflamed_Sphere​​⁠seriously though, he’d be the perfect bard, he’s got this warm energy about him, you know?
      He’s doing it to raise people’s spirits.

  • @lilblop2656
    @lilblop2656 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3902

    Tiffany: you dissapoint me man...
    Kirito: I dissapoint myself.
    This is a conversation between me and my Mom.

    • @AdequateProximityPH
      @AdequateProximityPH 5 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Can I make this comment my spirit animal?

    • @Kai_Mercer
      @Kai_Mercer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @Datu Kula who is agil

    • @newtakn156
      @newtakn156 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@Kai_Mercer Tiffanys' name in the original SAO

    • @Devin-oh7gr
      @Devin-oh7gr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      The Chocolate Axe

    • @juanferrer5924
      @juanferrer5924 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Dude I honestly completely forgot that his canon name wasn’t Tiffany

  • @EnzoZambrotti
    @EnzoZambrotti 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3239

    Ha, I love how they finally adressed the guy with dual wielding axes, that’s amazing.

    • @lolimsooedgy7809
      @lolimsooedgy7809 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      what part

    • @Danny_Ko
      @Danny_Ko 4 ปีที่แล้ว +129

      15:51

    • @braydon5033
      @braydon5033 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Oh dang, that's sweet

    • @shirouthehero696
      @shirouthehero696 4 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      After that battle, Kirito became the one worthy of such power

    • @Blazieth
      @Blazieth 4 ปีที่แล้ว +231

      In the official anime, that was literally a continuity error born of a plain-old mistake. Abridged turned around and explained it. There's a reason people call this a genuinely better show than the original.

  • @iguanaboi3921
    @iguanaboi3921 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6767

    Honestly Kirito did Tiff a favor, because Tiff's tastebuds remained untouched by perfection

    • @angelb.823
      @angelb.823 3 ปีที่แล้ว +278

      I never think of it in that way. Kudos for you to remind it to us.

    • @garrettwilliams8273
      @garrettwilliams8273 3 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      make you wonder how they live up to now with alter taste buds

    • @alyx8815
      @alyx8815 3 ปีที่แล้ว +239

      @@garrettwilliams8273 in episode 14, when Kirito eats desert at the restaurant, he still thinks it tastes like shit. So he still can’t taste anything good.

    • @TheCaptainKuhn
      @TheCaptainKuhn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +124

      @@alyx8815 also, in that same episode or the one after it, we learn that skills/abilities learned/acquired in SAO could possibly transfer to your real body meaning Asuna might actually be as good of a cook in the real world as she was in SAO

    • @hardwirecars
      @hardwirecars 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      yeah sept thats not how it works ive had a $60 porterhouse steak and i can go back to ny strip and think they are both delicious even if one is massively less quality than the other.

  • @dylian407
    @dylian407 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1735

    "You don't mess with a man's lunch, Asuna. That's a sacred trust."
    So true. If a man trusts you to make his lunch, he's yours for life.

    • @danstrikker6465
      @danstrikker6465 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Indeed

    • @ALJ9000
      @ALJ9000 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      God, I’m lonely

    • @Sax_Banana
      @Sax_Banana ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And if you stop making his lunches, he's free to murder you. Ain't that right grimlock?

    • @tissuenoob
      @tissuenoob ปีที่แล้ว +9

      hence the anime otonari no tenshi

    • @the-luck-hunter
      @the-luck-hunter ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@tissuenoob HELL YES

  • @MCbeccy89
    @MCbeccy89 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6818

    Damn, I thought people were joking when they said the abridged series had a better story than the original. But they really weren’t kidding. This is a real story and I thought it was all just memes. Holy shit..

    • @seanpeacock4290
      @seanpeacock4290 2 ปีที่แล้ว +292

      it can be two things

    • @crowing3886
      @crowing3886 2 ปีที่แล้ว +268

      Kinda sorta. They just take everything the original had an shove it in your face with obviously "see this thing we're doing very loudly" comedy.
      It works. The best part is just make the antagonist feel like a antagonist lol.
      All the other characters were just implanted tropes driven up to 10.
      Racist yet tsundere Asuna. Kirito being a extrovert in his trauma adding self deprecating humor while acting like a generic edgy meme lord.
      It's fault is it's soo blatant it loses subtly sometimes. But good enough to warrant praise. It definitely isn't a massive overhaul as people would make you think. Just taking the subtle stuff the og had an making it more obvious, but with comedy.

    • @youshallnotpass567
      @youshallnotpass567 2 ปีที่แล้ว +397

      @@crowing3886 and adding some reality to the game by making it a buggy mess and making the characters not spew cringey edgy dialogue every ten seconds and adding actual characters to the characters

    • @Daedalus9393
      @Daedalus9393 2 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      All hail the Sheeptar memes

    • @patro7177
      @patro7177 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      All i have to add to this comment is... "Exclamation mark!"

  • @tomc.5704
    @tomc.5704 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1934

    "There's a person attached to the sword you know! I WILL NOT BE OBJECTIFIED!"

  • @samanthasutton7313
    @samanthasutton7313 2 ปีที่แล้ว +816

    Wait... is Corvatz the same guy that suggested they use the "hit it till it dies" strat against the floor one boss??? If so, great throw back!!! God I love this abridgement

    • @darth-severus
      @darth-severus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      I literally just realized this

    • @skeletalspiders6697
      @skeletalspiders6697 ปีที่แล้ว +165

      Also the Jesus guy in the first floor boss fight becomes the laughing coffin guy

    • @e4ehco21
      @e4ehco21 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      ​@@skeletalspiders6697not to be confused with jesus the guy in the crowd during the planning session

    • @skeletalspiders6697
      @skeletalspiders6697 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@e4ehco21 good point

    • @stormalexandrioz4308
      @stormalexandrioz4308 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      ​@@skeletalspiders6697
      His name was Jeffrey iirc

  • @andrewli7641
    @andrewli7641 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5864

    Holy shit, she opened the menu.

    • @bluephoenix1012
      @bluephoenix1012 7 ปีที่แล้ว +251

      Delta Silver64 The Manga was better showing all the bosses and enemies she faced to open the menu

    • @justinsertanamehere.please6638
      @justinsertanamehere.please6638 7 ปีที่แล้ว +159

      Blue Phoenix 101 Did you see that HUGE quest she did to open the menu?

    • @paulmeans1056
      @paulmeans1056 7 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      o fuck ur rite

    • @Anna-vi3xm
      @Anna-vi3xm 7 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Andrew Li Now THAT is true character development

    • @eaxlostudios4521
      @eaxlostudios4521 7 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      AND IT ONLY TOOK HER THREE YEARS!!!

  • @Fran_5
    @Fran_5 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1538

    INB4 Asuna is doing all of this to get the coat back by marriying Kirito.

    • @chaoticchaosgames7141
      @chaoticchaosgames7141 8 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      But Kirito has new coat now, he doesn't even need the old coat.

    • @Fran_5
      @Fran_5 8 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      ChaoticChaosGames I know but it would still be hilarious.

    • @PenguinsAreColdish
      @PenguinsAreColdish 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +FraN_ nah

    • @briancorrea9995
      @briancorrea9995 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Bring back The old comments but it looks sick af xD

    • @vickster8402
      @vickster8402 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      +FraN_ I was thinking the same, that would be horribly funny tbh.

  • @TheMedleyMotley
    @TheMedleyMotley 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1117

    15:53 I love how he mentions how he fought a guy who duel-wields axes. Just shows how shitty the original actually was and how good this version is for turning it into a subtle joke.

    • @aidanmattys7488
      @aidanmattys7488 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      There's a difference between twin blades (which essentially operate as two-handed weapons that have a focus on speed instead of strength) and a dual skill that let's you weild two primary weapons with different stats

    • @TheMedleyMotley
      @TheMedleyMotley ปีที่แล้ว +136

      There is, but I highly doubt the original SAO thought about that. More likely is they just forgot how the story was supposed to go and messed up some detail nobody would notice

    • @frebu5379
      @frebu5379 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      @@TheMedleyMotley Likely the animation team just got an order for "attacked by various people with different weapons" and just added it in there. Nobody noticed(or they were to crunched for time to restart) so it made it to the final product.

    • @kingjar5891
      @kingjar5891 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Sorry I couldn’t resist making that number 666

    • @arielkandli
      @arielkandli 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@TheMedleyMotleytbf i never noticed too, i even tried going back to find it and struggled seeing it

  • @masmurdermonkey9233
    @masmurdermonkey9233 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2247

    I really like how they addressed the fact there was another dual-wielder he fought earlier and made it fit into the story.

    • @jadyndenys7736
      @jadyndenys7736 2 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Not really the dual blades skill

    • @aidanmattys7488
      @aidanmattys7488 ปีที่แล้ว +147

      It's like the difference between weilding a weapon that are dual knives and weilding a greatsword with a mace. Mechanically, the twin blades are just 1 weapon with fun visuals in how attacks happen, possibly also having increase attack rate over weaker strength than the larger 1-2-handed weapons. What kirito is doing here is weilding two primaries, separate weapons with completely different stats and skills. The two axes used by the other guys looked like twin hatchets, not individual weapons

    • @KarmasAB123
      @KarmasAB123 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      The thing is tho, that potentially means that you can take someone's abilities by killing them, which would make the best players INSANELY unbalanced.

    • @masmurdermonkey9233
      @masmurdermonkey9233 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      @@KarmasAB123 If I remember correctly, Kirito never killed all the gang. Just Rosalia. But yeah, it would be very unbalanced.

    • @sentienttwig7043
      @sentienttwig7043 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      My personal headcanon is that duel wielding is supposed to be a typical high level skill
      But it’s bugged to not show up and can only be un-bugged by performing some incredibly specific and weird button combo in a specific room which Kirito happened to do by pure chance

  • @sleeplife752
    @sleeplife752 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1848

    "Why do I feel like I'm being mugged?" Well his instincts are already telling him Asuna wants that coat and his inventory no matter what.
    Bro save em 0s n 1s

    • @OmniscientWarrior
      @OmniscientWarrior 5 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Best way to take a jacket off a man's back. Make him take it off, fuck him, then take it from him in his sleep.

    • @turtlesarecaredfor
      @turtlesarecaredfor 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      OmniscientWarrior That is assuming that she can bang him to sleep

    • @somestupidnpc1895
      @somestupidnpc1895 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sleep Life that jacket is nice though

    • @textexadecimal9340
      @textexadecimal9340 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@turtlesarecaredfor Well, "My wife punches me during sex." was a line uttered in this series so it's highly possible he's found himself unconscious after the act.

    • @blablablubb7623
      @blablablubb7623 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The one valid reason to get married: the loot

  • @diapason89
    @diapason89 8 ปีที่แล้ว +946

    "You put a knife in my face! I'd say this is an adequate amount of drama!"
    Ah yes. I remember my first dinner with my ex.

    • @JonesCrimson
      @JonesCrimson 8 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      The first one always leave the deepest impact.
      See what I did there?

    • @emblemblade9245
      @emblemblade9245 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Jones Crimson But...knives aren't blunt trauma weapons...

    • @JonesCrimson
      @JonesCrimson 8 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      EmblemBlade9 To quote a line from the Goerge Lopez sitcom:
      "You ever see what a butter knife can do with enough hate behind it?"

    • @jaylannrobinson1412
      @jaylannrobinson1412 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      been there done that

    • @wikthedik4065
      @wikthedik4065 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      you mister got me to piss my shit good job

  • @merrysleeps
    @merrysleeps ปีที่แล้ว +196

    “Oh what, did all your friends die again?- Wow shit dude I am sorry that was way darker than I meant it to be.” Is so funny because Klein would absolutely just accidentally say something so egregious.

  • @EtamirTheDemiDeer
    @EtamirTheDemiDeer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3347

    “Let me teach you why they call me the legendary
    *fUcK*

    • @poke1236
      @poke1236 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      XD 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @waynewu6290
      @waynewu6290 5 ปีที่แล้ว +194

      He is the legendary fuck because he is ballsdeep

    • @Am0ri
      @Am0ri 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      69

    • @A_name69
      @A_name69 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      obviously his a legendary fucker or fuckin pain in thhe ass

    • @parsaaraste7508
      @parsaaraste7508 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@waynewu6290 ballsdeep69

  • @Tahkaullus01
    @Tahkaullus01 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1441

    "Enough! How DARE you mock me in such a manner?"
    "Well how would you like me to mock you? I take requests."

    • @candydude68a9
      @candydude68a9 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      My new favorite line I will use on my friends or those who pretend to be mocked by me

    • @void4067
      @void4067 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@candydude68a9 I'm gonna do that too...

    • @metalmario00
      @metalmario00 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      F*** YOU AND DUEL ME!!!

    • @lancestryker
      @lancestryker 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I read this as soon as it happened

  • @UncooperativeMultiplayer
    @UncooperativeMultiplayer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3779

    Nothing this whole series makes me break every time quite like Tiffany: "Oh, what do I have to start putting salt lines in front of the door? Why do you keep coming back here?"

    • @Murder_Penguin
      @Murder_Penguin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +292

      This is a go-to quote with my fiance and myself. Also the "Take the worst possible thing you can imagine and multiply it by cancer" from an earlier episode.

    • @General_C
      @General_C 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      @@Murder_Penguin Never let her go.

    • @CerealExperimentsMizuki
      @CerealExperimentsMizuki 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Sean #551

    • @ZAH33D
      @ZAH33D 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@Murder_Penguin "Take the worst possible thing you can imagine and multiply it by cancer" Which ep was that from?

    • @riffraffly
      @riffraffly 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@ZAH33D that's in episode 3

  • @Cinrus2
    @Cinrus2 ปีที่แล้ว +370

    Can I just say the subtitles in this series are criminally underappreciated? There is some serious work put into them and they even have their own running joke. That’s a level of commitment worthy of admiration.

    • @hannasolotowizki4579
      @hannasolotowizki4579 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      And they are translated to so many languages

    • @fyiispy8014
      @fyiispy8014 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      what’s the running joke?

    • @joysmith7768
      @joysmith7768 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      ​@fyiispy8014 They change between Klein and BallsDeep69 because of Kirito

  • @SourRobo8364
    @SourRobo8364 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21450

    I accept this as the official English dub for the show.

    • @ryousukelovesyahshua
      @ryousukelovesyahshua 6 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      Anime Trash and pokemon

    • @ryousukelovesyahshua
      @ryousukelovesyahshua 6 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      Anime Trash and fairy tail

    • @rutger5000
      @rutger5000 6 ปีที่แล้ว +236

      Anime Trash it is funny that you mention FMa. Cause they use a lot of FMA music in this show.

    • @SpikeTheWarHero
      @SpikeTheWarHero 6 ปีที่แล้ว +329

      This is the official dub

    • @SourRobo8364
      @SourRobo8364 6 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      SpikeTheWarHero then why doesn't Netflix play it automatically?

  • @Syrahl696
    @Syrahl696 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3361

    So, I noticed a detail just now: when Kirito accidentally cops a feel at 4:52 and Asuna yeets him into a stone pillar, they edited the "immortal object" popup to instead say
    "Distance:15m
    New record!"
    LMAO!

    • @seanpeacock4290
      @seanpeacock4290 2 ปีที่แล้ว +214

      It's amazing that the record is only 15m, unless the records are specific to each floor or region.
      Or Asuna is just that good at yeeting another player.

    • @IHadANameOnce
      @IHadANameOnce 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@seanpeacock4290 they have anti gravity physics

    • @shriihanmukherjee6502
      @shriihanmukherjee6502 2 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      @@seanpeacock4290 I think it meant new *personal* record, not new record as in no ones ever thrown someone else farther before.

    • @SudrianTales
      @SudrianTales 2 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      @@shriihanmukherjee6502 knowing SAOA Asuna, it may actually be a record for the game

    • @nicolascharron1038
      @nicolascharron1038 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I like the noise it makes when he accidentally cops that feel.

  • @alfredhernandez82
    @alfredhernandez82 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4112

    "So your gonna put your sword away before dinner?"
    "Shit, you can see that!?"
    Took me *5* seconds to get that.

    • @someonerandom5328
      @someonerandom5328 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Could you explain?

    • @possesedcake5422
      @possesedcake5422 3 ปีที่แล้ว +321

      @@someonerandom5328 when I guy likes a girl there body can express it

    • @acemagalor2519
      @acemagalor2519 3 ปีที่แล้ว +369

      @@possesedcake5422 Can we please not give this guy “the talk”

    • @PaulStarhaven
      @PaulStarhaven 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Took me rewatching it months later, so you did better than me.

    • @TheDom822
      @TheDom822 3 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      And took Kirito 5 seconds to comply.

  • @Mr.Bobble-236
    @Mr.Bobble-236 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +70

    "He found an item that punctuates his sentences with Spanish guitar, he's just really dedicated to the bit." Is one of the greatest quotes I've ever heard in anything, *ever*

  • @Vile_Oreo
    @Vile_Oreo 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5131

    I love Asuna's character a lot more in this than the actual series... actually I love pretty much everyone's character more than the actual series.... I love this more than the actual series.

    • @ckueckman
      @ckueckman 9 ปีที่แล้ว +209

      +TheSmashMaster9000 ''Characters''

    • @HHSKNIGHTS13
      @HHSKNIGHTS13 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      agreed

    • @ckueckman
      @ckueckman 9 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      *****
      hum yeah, okay, aha aha... I won't even bother writing an argument, do you have a copy paste or something to have a base for how adamtly you defend the characters?
      You know, a Tumblr post, some Reddit essay, hell I'll take one of those My Anime list reviews from a dude that saw three chapters!

    • @JackntheBox256
      @JackntheBox256 9 ปีที่แล้ว +153

      +TheSmashMaster9000 'Butchered'? I think you mean improved.
      Not sure if you are being sarcastic or if you actually think the original characters had any kind of depth/were interesting in any way.

    • @Vile_Oreo
      @Vile_Oreo 9 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Holy shit I posted this like 30 minutes ago and it already has 82 thumbs up. Daaaaaamn...

  • @Six-yv7lh
    @Six-yv7lh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2040

    “We’re not he’s from fricking nagano, he found an item that punctuates his sentences with Spanish guitar and he’s just really dedicated to the bit”
    Is one of the best quotes of this show

    • @gewuerzwanze5627
      @gewuerzwanze5627 4 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      Kayaba had time to put that shit in but not for bugfixing.
      Fucking bethesda

    • @trequor
      @trequor 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Every single side character is memorable in this version

    • @Its_Boke
      @Its_Boke 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Si

    • @antaresmc4407
      @antaresmc4407 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yea, Ive loved it. It has been hilarious, and with its nugget of fun stereotype.
      Literally the first time I notice the Spanish accent as well, an accent btw. Lol XD
      La leche. XD

    • @antaresmc4407
      @antaresmc4407 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Its_Boke Both, kindof, Im Spanish and manage quite well English.
      ¿Por?/Why?

  • @boid9761
    @boid9761 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1424

    15:48
    Kirito explaining that he picked up Dual Wield from a guy that dual wields axes is the most logical thing I have ever heard from this ability of his.
    If it's not available for a Swordsman, it probably is for a Berserker

    • @samuelc8438
      @samuelc8438 2 ปีที่แล้ว +149

      I never even noticed that when I watched the original all those years ago. And with the ending being that he got the skill for having the fasted reaction time did he just kill the first guy with the fastest reaction time ahead of him to get it?

    • @angrykid616
      @angrykid616 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@samuelc8438 didn't one of the Titan members duel wield?

    • @johnychrist5475
      @johnychrist5475 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Duel wielding 2 handed broad swords is what makes Kirito's skill unique

    • @shadowthepuzzled
      @shadowthepuzzled 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@johnychrist5475 they were one handed longswords. That's what Liz classified The Piece of Shit... Dragon Shit That Is TM Lizbeth

    • @just_a_morningstar
      @just_a_morningstar 2 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      @@angrykid616 I heard a theory that the dual wielding Titan Hand member wasn't using the "Dual Wield" skill, per se, but rather a weapon set. The two axes are a single weapon that is equipped as one, but operate as two weapons. You see that in some MMOs these days, one that comes to mind is Warframe. While you can't equip two separate swords to each individual hand, there are certain weapons that are considered "Dual Wield" weapons. Their stats aren't any higher or different, in fact I'm fairly certain that they are the exact same. Its just the animations that are different.
      In comparison, Kirito is wielding two completely different weapons. Any other player would either be able to equip the Elucidator or the Dark Repulsor, not both of them at the same time. Players likely have one "Equipped Weapon" slots in their inventory. Upon completing character creation, they unlock one, which is tied to whatever their dominant hand is. They can find Dual Weapon Sets like the axes that the Titan's Hand member wields, but they don't really get any bonuses to their stats or attack power. Its essentially just a fighting style, like choosing to use an axe, lance or mace over a sword. The player with the fastest reflexes, in this case being Kirito, unlocks the second "Equipped Weapon" slot in their inventory, opening up the ability to equip a completely separate weapon as well as new Sword Skills that would normally not be available with only a single weapon.

  • @WackoMcGoose
    @WackoMcGoose ปีที่แล้ว +235

    Thinking about it, Tiff's fear of Asuna actually saved him from Flowers for Algernoning his own taste buds. I mean, skip ahead to Alfheim, do you think he'd be able to run a real-life food shop if everything tasted like shirt to him?

    • @ZERO_ZELLIS
      @ZERO_ZELLIS 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      That shirt part XD

    • @0gar485
      @0gar485 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I don’t really think it would have mattered, have you SEEN what he serves there?

  • @4sea_and_sky855
    @4sea_and_sky855 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1952

    I am literally more invested in the relationship between abridged Kirito and Asuna than I was in their relationship in the original series...

  • @NocturnalPyro
    @NocturnalPyro 5 ปีที่แล้ว +974

    Kirito: Sorry Ballsy. We just got some pretty bad medical news.
    Balls: Oh, what, did all your friends die again?
    Wow, shit, dude, I am sorry that was way darker than I meant it to be...
    That’s just brilliant.

    • @cyber222
      @cyber222 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Everything in this series is brilliant

    • @identi8040
      @identi8040 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      9:30 By the way

    • @sansdremurr607
      @sansdremurr607 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cyber exactly.

    • @NocturnalPyro
      @NocturnalPyro 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Cyber that’s very true but that one sticks out to me for some reason :D

  • @jimmymcgill7370
    @jimmymcgill7370 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9223

    “I’m maxed out cooking”
    “And feminism marches on”

    • @Cyberbreaker2004
      @Cyberbreaker2004 4 ปีที่แล้ว +132

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @supers2092
      @supers2092 4 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      🤣😂

    • @heliospace
      @heliospace 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      lol

    • @ebonslayer3321
      @ebonslayer3321 4 ปีที่แล้ว +210

      You know, I literally just got that joke. Seeing all the text on the screen gives a new perspective.

    • @certifiedorphan1889
      @certifiedorphan1889 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      LMAO

  • @sanguinecavalier2810
    @sanguinecavalier2810 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    "Why do I feel like I'm being mugged?" really shouldn't be a more believable romance arc than the original, but here we are.

  • @KitKat-sv9qp
    @KitKat-sv9qp 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2655

    Man is it just me or Kirito as an asshole and Asuna as a yandere makes the show better?

    • @thogurus192
      @thogurus192 8 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      Yep

    • @tomcarrol7611
      @tomcarrol7611 8 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      More like a tsundere but yeah

    • @gamercity1296
      @gamercity1296 8 ปีที่แล้ว +223

      More like mix between Tsundere and Yandere

    • @thealchemisthanna7227
      @thealchemisthanna7227 8 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      yeah but kirito is acting a bit like a tsundere as well as a jerk while asuna is a yandere, tsundere

    • @thealchemisthanna7227
      @thealchemisthanna7227 8 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      O hai :3 You didnt have to be so rude, giving off an opinion is nothing to fuss about.

  • @android19willpwn
    @android19willpwn 8 ปีที่แล้ว +362

    I really do like the characterization of Kirito as an OP hyper-sarcastic asshole and Asuna as an aggressive snarky psychopath.

    • @bobrandomness1055
      @bobrandomness1055 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Android 19 So do i

    • @Hellsong89
      @Hellsong89 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      ... True, but it gets really weird when these characters are like my biography, it become prudently clear in this episode, with Kiritos rant... and aggressive snarky psychopaths.. do i even need to list number of my exs that fit into that description? -.- I'm starting to get paranoid, these guys are spying on me to get inspiration for said parody..O.o

    • @Tetricus01
      @Tetricus01 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      you forgot racist for Asuna lol

    • @elliottcalder4823
      @elliottcalder4823 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Um excuse Mr Pot? Mr Kettle called. He says your blaaaaaa.........ck

    • @SWARVB
      @SWARVB 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      I just don't like how her character went from award to psychopathic with no warning or lead up. All of a sudden Tiffany was just scared of her.

  • @Glyff3083
    @Glyff3083 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2285

    Anyone else notice "Distance: 15 Meters. NEW RECORD!" when she yeeted him into the pillar?

    • @aquaticseraph692
      @aquaticseraph692 3 ปีที่แล้ว +157

      Yeah! When I saw it the first time, I noticed immediately that it didn't say "Immortal Object" like it does in the original, so I went back to see what it actually said. That one was pretty funny.

    • @mavrickhunt9218
      @mavrickhunt9218 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      How did I not notice this?

    • @jerome6519
      @jerome6519 3 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      oh god my brain always just defaulted to it saying Immortal Object LMAO

    • @loosecannon8436
      @loosecannon8436 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      i thought it said immortal object because of the show

    • @SatisfactoryBro
      @SatisfactoryBro 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Asuna plays too much Home Run Contest.

  • @wolftamerwolfcorp7465
    @wolftamerwolfcorp7465 2 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    "Ever since we saw griselda's ghost you've been acting different" Yeah, she came up with a scheme to get the cloak, you did tell her exactly how after all

  • @steelbulwark8094
    @steelbulwark8094 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2180

    This episode is a sterling example of why love is so difficult to understand. The comfort in Kirito's laugh is genuine after Asuna threatens to cut him if he ruins the moment. This is also why I will always say that the writing of this abridged series is better than the writing of the original. The characters just feel genuine and real.

    • @canon07
      @canon07 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      I think abriged reality on the West it's ahead of it's time where we can whatever we want like no innocent beings more like disnice to each other. And they add more like a south park theme or some shows that I might wanna put up.

    • @tychopanda
      @tychopanda 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Still doubt they actuality love each other

    • @CadDriftarus
      @CadDriftarus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      @@tychopanda Love can be very strange. As far as these two psychopaths go, and seeing the later developments of their relationship, it does feel like this is how these two specifically would love.
      Kinda like an Esmè and Count Olaf-esque romance.

    • @kamakazeyt
      @kamakazeyt ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I mean every single character here is memorable, due to them having a quirk and being more than just NPCs with basic character tropes for personalities.
      Honestly the sad truth is I would probably get along more with the characters in Abridged than in the Real SAO, just because they’d be more fun to talk to and have better personalities.

    • @theendersmirk5851
      @theendersmirk5851 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@@kamakazeyt yeah, just stay outta the way of the Jesus hallucinator, and only talk back to Kirito either when you can back it up, or when you provide an essential service.

  • @afnaansharif6814
    @afnaansharif6814 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1895

    my favourite part:
    Klein: holy
    Asuna: shit
    soldier: exclamation mark

    • @chris_aguy2141
      @chris_aguy2141 4 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      Mine is:
      Corvatz: Now men, group up AND HIT IT TILL IT DIES!

    • @ashtonray60
      @ashtonray60 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Mine is the speech about humanity

    • @wwcr03
      @wwcr03 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ashton Ray I think that’s a different anime

    • @TexanSilver
      @TexanSilver 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@wwcr03 14:20

    • @thestanimal6076
      @thestanimal6076 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Mine is the monolog about "WHY AM I STILL HERE?!"

  • @davidmauriciogutierrezespi5244
    @davidmauriciogutierrezespi5244 2 ปีที่แล้ว +394

    "Well it's not like I keep you around for your brains" Asuna mudered Kirito😂😂😂😂
    Also, "Don't sweat the details sweet cheeks, I'll buy you something pretty when get home" Does this means Kirito is Asuna's trophy himbo

    • @Zeraevous
      @Zeraevous ปีที่แล้ว +27

      That exchange is one of my favorites for this episode. And we all know she'll be domming him hard.

    • @lifesecho4456
      @lifesecho4456 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      Also excellent foreshadowing of her home situation. She definitely heard this irl.

  • @Trabreno30
    @Trabreno30 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1873

    “You know something... I really HATE people.”
    14:13 Kirito’s “I hate people” monologue is the best part about this episode.

    • @sirshoback203
      @sirshoback203 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Yes I need this as a ring tone

    • @masbucket3083
      @masbucket3083 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Facts

    • @hugoeliseu9750
      @hugoeliseu9750 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Its relatable

    • @WhatsJamesName
      @WhatsJamesName 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      yeah, but it was the best line in any other kind of show.

    • @onlytaipotato9464
      @onlytaipotato9464 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      You know something…I really hate people.
      They’re selfish, ignorant, loud, obnoxious, PRICKS with basically no redeeming qualities whatsoever!
      I mean really! Look at what they’ve achieved!
      Genocide
      Global warming
      Reality TV
      It’s just a never ending parade of failures and fuck-ups
      They are, without Question, a complete write-off of a species
      AND HOW DARE YOU MAKE ME CARE ABOUT THEM!!!!!!!!

  • @dirtybirdperson4020
    @dirtybirdperson4020 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1395

    Never thought when I started watching this that I'd ship abridged Kirito and abridged Asuna so hard.
    That PTSD laden sociopath and his psychopath (mildly racist) girl ...gawddam I just want them to be happy 😢

    • @Lola2000machina
      @Lola2000machina 4 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      Mildly? I think as a grand wizard she’s a bit worse than mildly.

    • @jackthedragonkiller5097
      @jackthedragonkiller5097 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Ivy Akeldama she’s the leader of the KainKradKlan

    • @isseihyoudou4126
      @isseihyoudou4126 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Don't forget yandere

    • @stan5794
      @stan5794 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      you mean pretend to be happy while they try to take advantage of each other financially

    • @psychofroggy8062
      @psychofroggy8062 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ivy Akeldama you’re a grand wizard?😂🤣. Ok....jk mate

  • @bumblebeeman2103
    @bumblebeeman2103 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1871

    "c'mon men, today we fight for the glory!"
    "i thought we fight for the people?"
    "WE CAN FIGHT FOR TWO THINGS"

    • @elijahfaustino5547
      @elijahfaustino5547 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Spanish Communists?

    • @Ruminations09
      @Ruminations09 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Eric Smallwood No, the CNT. Look up the Spanish Civil War. There have been more communist revolutions than just the Russian one, and there are more types of communists than just Marxist-Leninists.
      Corvax in this video is pretty clearly based on Spanish revolutionaries of the CNT, who were very much communists, but also very much NOT Soviets.
      Unlike the Soviets, the CNT was much more decentralized and anti-authoritarian. For example, their military was entirely democratic - soldiers elected their commanding officers and could repeal that authority if the officer ever tried to abuse their power.

    • @user-in6dz8qr3n
      @user-in6dz8qr3n 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He kinda joked, in case you didn't get it

    • @quandarioustoddricioushorn9292
      @quandarioustoddricioushorn9292 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That is fair tho

  • @Pundae
    @Pundae 2 ปีที่แล้ว +140

    I love how perfect asuna and kirito are for each other. Not because they're all lovey dovey and shit, but because neither can stand it when the other speaks and they're both constantly under threat of being stabbed

  • @stellaaria8406
    @stellaaria8406 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2441

    Asuna: “So you gonna put your sword away or what”
    Kirito: “Shit You can see that”
    Also
    Kirito: “oh wait that’s what you mean
    I’m Dead From Laughter

    • @martyanson8405
      @martyanson8405 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I 💀

    • @harrya9458
      @harrya9458 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Same here. It’s puberty right?

    • @rotciv212
      @rotciv212 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      oh sHit

    • @sansdremurr607
      @sansdremurr607 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Hischam Alexander Langkay Fahmi yes it is

    • @sansdremurr607
      @sansdremurr607 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Stella Aria same

  • @OseronPhaer
    @OseronPhaer 9 ปีที่แล้ว +835

    I...I can't believe it. That legitimately ended on a heart-warming note.
    I'm impressed.

    • @ozofkamelot2563
      @ozofkamelot2563 9 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I'm disappointed.

    • @argonham
      @argonham 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I don't care. It was funny I was laughing so hard....

    • @Noob-st4lf
      @Noob-st4lf 9 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      What I can't believe is that he regained his heart after.......Santa

    • @XYZDimensions
      @XYZDimensions 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +Adrian Vazquez Morales Why? I even teared up from it.

    • @ozofkamelot2563
      @ozofkamelot2563 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +XYZDimensions Because I thought I wouldn't see the same crap that drove me away from the original series, which was the romance between Kirito and Asuna. It's just to annoying and awful in my opinion. Now the Kirito from the series is slowly turning like the one from the original.

  • @miag2291
    @miag2291 7 ปีที่แล้ว +556

    Asuna: "So, you gonna put your sword away before dinner?"
    Kirito: "Oh shit you can see that?"

  • @angelb.823
    @angelb.823 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    It's even surprising that the one who voiced Spanish Corvatz in this series also voiced Johnny Black in the original SAO series.

    • @DSHAngel
      @DSHAngel ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Found a better job ❤

    • @yaguya_
      @yaguya_ ปีที่แล้ว +13

      did not realise he's actually Alejandro Saab and a pretty decently big VA now

    • @LilC1deep
      @LilC1deep 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      thats freaking awesome!

    • @SpaceWanderer03
      @SpaceWanderer03 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      He’s also Schmitt.

    • @dumbkid4ever224
      @dumbkid4ever224 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@yaguya_ that's cyyu???

  • @AgnotologyTV
    @AgnotologyTV 8 ปีที่แล้ว +206

    "15 meters ! New record"
    SAO keeps track of how far you can hit someone.

    • @Lurker504
      @Lurker504 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      wow i wasn't the only one to notice :D

    • @GrimmBones
      @GrimmBones 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well, in the Abridged. (that was edited, still hilarious, ofc)

    • @spacedp
      @spacedp 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      I remember seeing it in the actual show.

    • @liquidsleepgames3661
      @liquidsleepgames3661 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      spacedp that said immortal object

  • @subzerowashere6920
    @subzerowashere6920 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8532

    Somehow Parody Kirito is actually more likeable than normal kirito

    • @lookingforlove839
      @lookingforlove839 4 ปีที่แล้ว +711

      And he is an asshole in this. Shows how weak his character was in the original

    • @Lavantte
      @Lavantte 4 ปีที่แล้ว +138

      Meme_Hunter
      definitely.

    • @georgeapc
      @georgeapc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +465

      That's a low bar to clear... But he's still a damn good character. In Abridged I mean.

    • @bagfootbandit8745
      @bagfootbandit8745 4 ปีที่แล้ว +307

      Real character growth is powerful, even in a parody.

    • @rblank6358
      @rblank6358 4 ปีที่แล้ว +203

      nobody speaks for Stoned Kirito

  • @shanebulk2943
    @shanebulk2943 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1191

    “Hey look literally anything else let’s pay attention to it”

    • @infinitememegod
      @infinitememegod 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Me when i try to buy time when I'm gonna get in class

    • @clover9812
      @clover9812 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      golden

  • @tenelum9865
    @tenelum9865 ปีที่แล้ว +353

    "soooo... are you gonna put your sword away before dinner?"
    "SHIT, YOU CAN SEE THAT?"
    i'm dead bro 💀💀💀

    • @Deflamed_Sphere
      @Deflamed_Sphere 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      he got caught

    • @itstheV01D
      @itstheV01D 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      bro fucking told on himself XD

    • @gaz.7696
      @gaz.7696 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@itstheV01Dfr😂

    • @catgames1387
      @catgames1387 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Right😭

  • @monsterduck4x4
    @monsterduck4x4 5 ปีที่แล้ว +973

    "Whatever happens to them it's not our- *the very last thing Sachi said was it's not your fault* ... _DAMMIT_ "

    • @jimmybopped1154
      @jimmybopped1154 5 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      I’m so glad someone got it

    • @zionnemakoma1398
      @zionnemakoma1398 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      i only just realised, i think i previously thought he was going to say 'not our problem'

    • @skyereave9454
      @skyereave9454 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      DANG....

    • @siks667
      @siks667 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Telling him someone's life or death isn't his fault, causes him to relapse like with Liz or the loli bait. other than when he was high talking with Asuna on the hill, I think he's he's had an episode whenever someones mentioned fault.
      Btw what was the blurry thing they showed at the end of the Sachi flashback?

    • @bcunningham3718
      @bcunningham3718 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      siks 66 I think it’s sachi lagging because pf her internet, or possibly Kirito’s perspective on the incident

  • @ChaseBlue20020
    @ChaseBlue20020 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1303

    ''Oh hell why didn't we think of tha- OF COURSE WE TRIED THE CRYSTALS! ThEy'Re NoT wOrKiNg!!!"

    • @AriASpectrumDayz
      @AriASpectrumDayz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      *WeLl ExCuSe MeEeE! PrInCeSsSs*

    • @BlurryXenon
      @BlurryXenon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@AriASpectrumDayz YES

  • @DGkssk
    @DGkssk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3959

    WHY
    DO
    I
    FEEL
    LIKE
    THE ABRIDGE VERSION
    SEEMS MORE REAL
    THAN THE ANIME

    • @letroll8954
      @letroll8954 4 ปีที่แล้ว +156

      Cuz it is

    • @ncm2738
      @ncm2738 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      'cuz it is!

    • @ascon5634
      @ascon5634 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Cuz it is

    • @TITCHY
      @TITCHY 4 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      This is the actual anime and the "actual" anime is a parody of this

    • @Watcherofprovidence
      @Watcherofprovidence 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Because you’re intelligent

  • @luigiboi4244
    @luigiboi4244 2 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    Kuradeel doesn’t look like Voldemort caught in a grease fire, that’s WAAAAAY too generous.
    At best, he looks like if Severus Snape and Alucard had a baby, and said baby grew up and chose to be a TH-cam Gamer.

  • @tambow13
    @tambow13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1160

    Kirito: There's a person attached to this sword you know!
    Eugo: *cries in sword*

    • @saberalter1586
      @saberalter1586 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      EMIYA: I am the bone of my sword.

    • @HDLLHANZ
      @HDLLHANZ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@saberalter1586 Steel is my Body and Fire is my Blood

    • @vygantas2709
      @vygantas2709 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Isnt it Eugeo?

    • @tambow13
      @tambow13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@vygantas2709 I'm gonna say yes? People knew who I meant anyway lol

    • @amberjackson6345
      @amberjackson6345 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@vygantas2709 I hate how it’s pronounced (you-ji-oh)

  • @Naoise012
    @Naoise012 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1363

    "We _Flowers for Algernon_-ed our tastebuds!?"
    Dang Ki, points for culture.

    • @cloudripper4096
      @cloudripper4096 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I don't get it

    • @Naoise012
      @Naoise012 5 ปีที่แล้ว +195

      @@cloudripper4096 Flowers for Algernon is a sad story, a really good story, but sad. The common theme is experiencing something that's so good it ruins your perspective on lesser things.

    • @Naoise012
      @Naoise012 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @GarrettTheFerret didn't read it in school myself. But when i did i was bliwn away.

    • @tonyu8132
      @tonyu8132 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Dude I read this in school and burst out laughing at that reaction

    • @SirFooplesTheThird
      @SirFooplesTheThird 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      So how does a story about a mouse relate to not being able to taste food?

  • @agentzeeda4421
    @agentzeeda4421 5 ปีที่แล้ว +372

    Asuna: I maxed out cooking
    Kirito: *And feminism marches on*

    • @aydenwalker6093
      @aydenwalker6093 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      SAO female characters, all female...no character.

    • @patrickblake123
      @patrickblake123 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I know it is a joke, I just want to say that feminism is about choice. I wish that there were male chefs in anime more often, but we have proof that Asuna is a great cook AND a badass

    • @Hyperversum3
      @Hyperversum3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@patrickblake123 Too bad that as soon as she becomes the n°1 of the harem her character goes out of the window.
      Let's be clear, I despise SAO. I think that our Kawahara at the time was a moron that can barely write a plot and CLEARLY couldn't make it while also thinking about the characters as people and not a bunch of tropes in human form and without digging huge plot holes.
      I despise his novels so much because they had potential. And Asuna is to me the symbol of it. She was a nice character, not just a random love interest of "strong female character", she had her motivations and her agency but still actes as a realistic person. But nope, he had to fucking turn her into nothing.

  • @adammcelroy3143
    @adammcelroy3143 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    This abridged series really does a great job at elevating the series. The characters feel a lot more like actual people rather than how the characters were portrayed in the show. I also love how it isn't afraid to point out the things that don't make any sense (like Kirito being the only one able to dual wield swords) and makes jokes about it.

  • @LeuvahkTrigger
    @LeuvahkTrigger 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1781

    "Distance: 15m New Record!"
    How have I never seen that before?
    My brain just autofilled the 'immortal object'.

    • @Whojoo
      @Whojoo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      I was just scrolling through the comments to see if someone else noticed this. I must have seen this nearly 10 times now and I only just noticed that something was off with that text xD

    • @ChrisJohnson-ts5cw
      @ChrisJohnson-ts5cw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Where is this?

    • @Whojoo
      @Whojoo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@ChrisJohnson-ts5cw 5:02

    • @jonathanblair5920
      @jonathanblair5920 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      i've watched this episode at least 8 or 9 times, and not once did i notice that...

    • @GalileoAV
      @GalileoAV 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Holy fuck I missed it until you pointed it out. That's hilarious

  • @haydenreed3357
    @haydenreed3357 5 ปีที่แล้ว +754

    "And feminism marches on." Such a good line.

    • @SaishoVibes
      @SaishoVibes 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ep

    • @KikoStardust
      @KikoStardust 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@SaishoVibes it's at the beginning of the episode after Asuna meets Kirito at Tiff's sword

    • @SaishoVibes
      @SaishoVibes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@KikoStardust no, my keyboard glitched when I said yep

    • @diegonunez3492
      @diegonunez3492 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      No one like the post it has the sacred number

    • @KikoStardust
      @KikoStardust 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@diegonunez3492 too late. Someone did

  • @acebr3ak
    @acebr3ak 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2327

    "FOR GLORY"
    "I thought we were fighting for the people"
    "We can fight for TWO things"

    • @CorbCorbin
      @CorbCorbin 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Balls-
      "Let me show you why they call me the Legendary, 💥FUCK!!!!!"
      -Deep
      69, the Legendary💥FUCK!!!!
      AKA: Klein

    • @irishemphill7156
      @irishemphill7156 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@CorbCorbin Whos klein?

    • @dragoran149
      @dragoran149 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      FOR THE GLORY OF MANKIND wait ... wrong game ...

    • @direhunter7045
      @direhunter7045 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@dragoran149 FOR THE GLORY OF MILF
      oh wait wrong channel

    • @chrisvan2688
      @chrisvan2688 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      SoL Direhunter SOVIETWOMBLE!!!!

  • @anonymanonymus4706
    @anonymanonymus4706 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    I like how SAO Abridged got more layered characters and a better plot than the original as if having the best humor wasn't enough

  • @PremierRikLatyeskov
    @PremierRikLatyeskov 9 ปีที่แล้ว +222

    3:07
    "So, you gonna put your sword away before dinner?"
    "SHIT YOU CAN SEE THAT?!... Oh... you meant... nevermind."
    lol

    • @rarrein
      @rarrein 9 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      The innuendoes are real

    • @PremierRikLatyeskov
      @PremierRikLatyeskov 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Damn this one blew up in likes lol, and yes the innuendos were indeed quite real in this episode.

    • @tdmc6428
      @tdmc6428 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +DerangedLunatic oh that was no innuendo, that was real. Sigh Kirito.

    • @Glorbis
      @Glorbis 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +Premier Rik Latyeskov It took me a couple seconds to get that and then I started laughing like a madman XD

    • @jjjjjaabari313
      @jjjjjaabari313 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Premier Rik Latyeskov i will leave you with 69 likes good sir

  • @brianbrush5107
    @brianbrush5107 5 ปีที่แล้ว +430

    "And how dare you make me CARE ABOUT THEM"
    That fucking moment is so underrated. It perfectly shows Kiritos charachter development. And is one of the most heartwarming/Awesome moments in the show in my opinion.

    • @zaura18
      @zaura18 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I'm just sad this is not the real show T^T

    • @Caewyn76
      @Caewyn76 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      My first exposure to the anime was, though I did not know it at the time, this speech, clipped by someone somewhere. At that time I actually thought it was in anime

    • @angelaphsiao
      @angelaphsiao 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Kirito was dragged feet first into a redemption arc

    • @taitia8619
      @taitia8619 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Caewyn76 I wish I lived in that reality

    • @tomgeytenbeek2207
      @tomgeytenbeek2207 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "GENOCIDE, GLOBAL WARMING, REALITY TV!"

  • @kingturboturtlednoc5722
    @kingturboturtlednoc5722 4 ปีที่แล้ว +372

    Klein:"Gonna show her your 'sword skills'?"
    Asuna:"Yeah, I think we all want to know that"
    Kirito:"HEY LOOK, LITERALLY ANYTHING ELSE!"

    • @jadenfavor1288
      @jadenfavor1288 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      “LETS PAY ATTENTION TO IT!”