This game kinda sucks. Haha! Be sure to check out my First Blood Break Down on the Main Distracted Nerd Channel ► th-cam.com/video/xoE91OsJlfs/w-d-xo.html
Oh dear God no!!!!! I owned this wretched abomination as a kid and the grotesque memories are of nothing but pain on top of more pain!!!! You're in for a real treat here, let me tell you. I will be praying for you. Good luck.
Welcome to yet another 'Matt rented this one, played it for an hour and begged his mom to return it and get something else.' Dear heavens, Rambo's speaking model looks like Glass Joe with somewhat better hair.
That was always the worst renting a game on a Friday night and being stuck with a dud for an entire weekend. The two games I remember most were Home Alone and Ren and Stimpy Fire Dogs. Just god awful
When you seemed surprised at the "indian and german" part: "John J. Rambo, was born on 26th April, 1947 in the back of a tractor in Devon, Arizona, to a Native American father (R. Rambo according to the last film) and an Italian American mother. However, in Rambo: First Blood Part II, Marshall Murdock states that Rambo is of Native American Italian/German descent." :)
"leggings" Yeah it is weird they didn't even draw boots on him. By the way if you are interested, on Romhacking there is a patch to turn the NES rom of 'P.O.W. Prisoners of War' into a 'Rambo - First Blood Part II' game and it's a decent brawler and with much better sprite work than this. :D
It would be awesome, if very rarely, you played a classic mainstream game like Megaman, or Zelda as a change of pace from the obscure childhood trauma generators.
I thought it would be a nice form of therapy to beat these games that I never would've been able to as a kid but...Rambo just sucks. I'm still gonna finish it because I apparently don't like myself very much. But I will definitely get to Megaman here soon. I've never beaten a Megaman game but I love Megaman. I've got so much Megaman merch and so many fond memories just from watching other people play it.
![[FWR] Super Mario Bros. Blindfolded in 5:19](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/I1cxmyxTC_U/mqdefault.jpg)
This game kinda sucks. Haha!
Be sure to check out my First Blood Break Down on the Main Distracted Nerd Channel
► th-cam.com/video/xoE91OsJlfs/w-d-xo.html
This game needed to be truer to the source material and include more Agent Orange.
@@joshdoe1184 Rambo dies of chemical pneumonia and that's the end. Game Over.
Oh dear God no!!!!! I owned this wretched abomination as a kid and the grotesque memories are of nothing but pain on top of more pain!!!! You're in for a real treat here, let me tell you. I will be praying for you. Good luck.
Welcome to yet another 'Matt rented this one, played it for an hour and begged his mom to return it and get something else.'
Dear heavens, Rambo's speaking model looks like Glass Joe with somewhat better hair.
That was always the worst renting a game on a Friday night and being stuck with a dud for an entire weekend. The two games I remember most were Home Alone and Ren and Stimpy Fire Dogs. Just god awful
Yeeeeaaaaahhhhh, boooooyyyyyeeeeee!!!!
This game scared me for life. Till this day when playing games, I sometimes go 1 screen over then back, expecting to see a new area.
Maybe it's supposed to represent Rambo's fragile mental state and the fact that he has no real place in the world....or it's just shit level design
When you seemed surprised at the "indian and german" part:
"John J. Rambo, was born on 26th April, 1947 in the back of a tractor in Devon, Arizona, to a Native American father (R. Rambo according to the last film) and an Italian American mother. However, in Rambo: First Blood Part II, Marshall Murdock states that Rambo is of Native American Italian/German descent."
:)
If it’s anything like the movie First blood this is gonna be a fun high octane action movie!!! WOOOOO RAMBOOO!!
Balls to the wall action!
Hey wanted to say your Rambo episode reminded me you have a patreon and I joined it. You do good work friendo
Glad to have you on board!
Good luck, this confused me and my friend as a kid, ha.
This game has one of the worst level layouts I've ever seen. Definitely top 5
@@distractednerdgaming This game is in the top 5 of everything bad.
I’m getting horrible PTSD flashbacks! Never owned this game as a kid but rented it and it was one of the most frustrating NES games I’ve played!!!
It is a bit of a turd
Holy crap Rambo looks like glass Joe
Wow, born in 1947 and joined the Special Forces in 1964, at age 16 or 17? That Jonathan Jimbo Rambo is quite the badass.
Jon Jim Ram doesn't mess around
You do pick interesting NES games. Some good, some not so much. :)
Rambo is so far on the "not so much" side that it's about to fall off the edge
One of the first games my brother and I owned. 5 year old me sucked at this game. I have a feeling 39 year old me sucks at this too
"leggings" Yeah it is weird they didn't even draw boots on him.
By the way if you are interested, on Romhacking there is a patch to turn the NES rom of 'P.O.W. Prisoners of War' into a 'Rambo - First Blood Part II' game and it's a decent brawler and with much better sprite work than this. :D
I looked at some romhacking sites but there were just so many to sift through. That would be fun to do some romhack videos of games after I beat them
And the sprites look like Karate Kid. (Also a classic pile of crap that I beat as a kid)
I was getting Karate Kid vibes when I just kept getting dive bombed by birds. Just needs a section where Rambo tries to catch a fly with chopstick
@@distractednerdgaming 🤜 🤛
22x "damn it"
Somehow all these games involve goosing and making maps.
It's really the only way to game
@@distractednerdgaming You saying Robocop for NES ain’t gaming?
I mean you’re kind of right.
It would be awesome, if very rarely, you played a classic mainstream game like Megaman, or Zelda as a change of pace from the obscure childhood trauma generators.
I thought it would be a nice form of therapy to beat these games that I never would've been able to as a kid but...Rambo just sucks. I'm still gonna finish it because I apparently don't like myself very much. But I will definitely get to Megaman here soon. I've never beaten a Megaman game but I love Megaman. I've got so much Megaman merch and so many fond memories just from watching other people play it.
If you want the Rambo experience on the NES without playing the turd that is Rambo, play Ikari Warriors.
I loved Ikari Warriors! A,B,B,A
Such a weird game this one... They should have just copied contra. I don't think plagiarism was as much of a big deal back then as it is now. Lol
I mean Contra already used Stallone's likeness for the cover so it would've been a nice full circle
is it true you can jump through the ceiling in game and warp randomly like in Zelda 2?
I couldn't tell ya because Rambo can't jump for crap in this game.